I Added Every Felony to Minecraft

cereal killer the way i'm capping crunch
This is a Minecraft mod I coded for Minecraft 1.21 on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes
If you like PhoenixSC, camman18, EightSidedSquare, and doctor4t you'd probably be okay with this

[@Rhinogaming2023sub_com]

0:53 god in heaven is that what you do to villages who have bad trades

[@fingees_YT]

bad trades, good trades, ii do it for the love of the game

[@PingusYes]

​@@fingees_YTTop 10 fingees quotes

[@FearRogue9]

​@@fingees_YTI love the anvil method when they want to start complaining 🥸🔪

[@Rhinogaming2023sub_com]

@ wait you kill them even if they have good trades

[@Rhinogaming2023sub_com]

Warning this vid does not support crime the contant this vid may contain violence and mass murder skip the vid to avoid the gruesome images

[@ARDmation]

Saying 'in Minecraft' is the only thing standing between you and a jail cell

[@fingees_YT]

it's a bulletproof legal strategy

[@FarmerHotdog]

@@fingees_YT do you have this somewhere i can download

[@SwayzeConnor-n4m]

I would like to see your house in Minecraft

[@kosipisakii]

In Minecraft is the new allegedly

[@JR-zp3nw]

Well, the bars too.

[@andras8443]

My little boy watched this video and drank acid from the battery. Now he is surely in other dimension R.I.P 🙏

[@fingees_YT]

i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened

[@GoodName-2112]

@@fingees_YTadd the Cold War to Minecraft, like just make everything cold like winter and make villages go to war with other villages

[@Ghastlygno]

Rest in piss lil bozo 😂🎉🎉🎉🙏

[@YouAreReadingAComment]

Honestly just a skill issue though

[@bandikaig]

@Waitermelonyoutube bro

[@newtybot]

3:48 Oops, this is still first degree murder, as you set the villager up to have the peanut allergy. You had better add a lawyer to Minecraft if you want to have any chance of beating this case…

[@ShadowLeviathan1]

He said he did not know he had a nut allergy

[@fingees_YT]

I have been given great power and I will not practice great responsibility

[@AgentBaloneyXXL]

@@fingees_YT "I added Saul Goodman to minecraft"

[@evanmartu456]

@@AgentBaloneyXXL And kid named "finger"

[@liquidmetal9575]

Plus if that villager happened to be super rich, that's considered terrorism

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

2:10 your calm voice attempting to scream and failing miserably is the content I subscribe for

[@DiggyPT]

Aughh!~😩

[@benisabug]

he screams in lowercase 😭😭

[@Silliesz]

sounds like black hole

[@Silliesz]

from bfdi

[@mistermonkeyj1691]

That Luigi thing was wild 4:00

[@HAL-iv2kd]

Was nice, you mean

[@specticent]

was well deserved, you mean

[@obeseperson]

iced him 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@45Gunner556]

Did somebody say my name?

[@ElijahPaulAshwell-w8z]

4:00

[@zanman3552]

1:28 I love the implication that items are literally stored inside of the player.

[@TumbleBearr]

I mean when a player drops items it does come out said players mouth

[@fingees_YT]

then you'll love my hit video "What's Inside Minecraft Steve?"

[@jamiehughes5573]

Prison wallet

[@Hotelking9727]

That’s why it’s called chest

[@Monarch280]

@@fingees_YTI am.

[@averageenjoyer1348]

I added iPad kids to Minecraft

[@Wqrriorz]

Do this

[@TitanChromeE]

This

[@ezzisaurus8331]

Is

[@DaRandom_BR]

We need it

[@ezzisaurus8331]

@@DaRandom_BR you ruined the chain

[@Von_Aistweda]

4:42 I like the implication that end rod genes are highly dominant

[@robotortoise]

1:05 I'd recognize that sound effect anywhere! It's HUMAN, SCREAM - SCREAM: FEMALE, HORROR 03, aka the ReDead scream from Ocarina of Time!

[@fingees_YT]

sounds like "Woman Scream Sound Effect Copyright Free.mp4" to me

[@thevalarauka101]

@@fingees_YT missed chance for wilhelm scream

[@belacoak5796]

“I added george orwells 1984 to Minecraft.”

[@sharpshotspence1997]

Please Mr finger man

[@tornadokegan]

Make this happen

[@Supersky102]

"I added George Orwells animal farm to minecraft"

[@MouldMadeMind]

"I added george orwell to minecraft (he will call the secret police on you for being jewish)"

[@squidbald]

I added Breeding sound effects to Minecraft Edit:My legal team has advised me to apologize for this suggestion

[@TheObsessed_mc]

@squidbald leave. N O W

[@casuary98]

Sometimes I'd like to attempt the same as the guy in 7:07 . This is one of the reasons why.

[@Xbalanque84]

Your legal team is lame.

[@Shrudheheh]

Get out

[@Animator2023]

*Get Out*

[@CreateModClips]

5:37 he never told us he added realistic cops

[@Vaal-en-tin]

based fingees?

[@CrazyCaleb10]

What do you mean? Those are the most realistic cops ever portrayed in video games

[@flavioryu5922]

Based af

[@TacticalMechaStriker]

@CrazyCaleb10 wooosh

[@hasargel]

Felonies are so fun, i wish we had those in real life

[@NUNOXXX]

careful what you wish for, im approaching your location at a fast rate.

[@Mike-sw4mb]

It might seem crazy what im boutta say...

[@leontriestoart]

You still havent added dementia to minecraft

[@pepearown4968]

You know who else hasn’t added dementia to Minecraft?

[@epicqasoom]

​@@alonsoguzman1345Wow! Didn't knew that. Oh! I should go check that out. What was the point of sending this message agian?

[@kayagorzan]

@@pepearown4968No, but you know who else hasn’t added dementia to Minecraft?

[@TheRealWildberry]

Speaking of dementia, I think fingees forget that Minecraft is a kids game Wait who is fingees again?

[@nokia-gm8gv]

oh fr

[@88Fever]

New ears to committing felonies is crazy

[@markmuz9207]

shoplift shouldve been lifting the entire store on your back

[@fingees_YT]

Sent you a job offer

[@mustizgaming]

The UnitedHealth CEO getting unalived at 4:00 by a Luigi skin is crazyyy

[@robblequoffle8456]

Are you afraid of getting a COMMENT demonetized?

[@HurricaneGilma]

​@@robblequoffle8456 Sometimes KZbin hides or deletes comments.

[@Jay7707]

He was killed by Luigi‘s Mansion after all.

[@mustizgaming]

@@robblequoffle8456 no, i heard comments may possibly get deleted if they have that word

[@DetonatorCallan]

Ngl I did laugh out loud at that 😂

[@Apollo_XD]

0:12 The bay harbor butcher you know the nickname and you know what he did

[@_GhostMiner]

0:10 that is some cool plane. I hope it doesn't crash into a building

[@hbsandwfemtz]

Even worse two of them

[@_GhostMiner]

@@hbsandwfemtz image the horrors if such thing ever happened.

[@Handlexbroccoli]

Nine eleven mentioned :0

[@chasityvermette5442]

It would be even worse if there lots of planes

[@_GhostMiner]

@@chasityvermette5442 ?

[@I_WinogronaCzerwone_Pl]

4:00 hell yeah

[@Kakyoin_cherryRero]

Wait was that jfk?

[@Silver...]

@Norieki_Kekyoin would also be good, but no. That was a certain CEO. Just Google "Luigi CEO".

[@HAL-iv2kd]

@Norieki_Kekyoin No

[@Kakyoin_cherryRero]

@@HAL-iv2kd yes

[@Da_kadkat]

@Norieki_Kekyoin no

[@Prosecutor_justice]

01:57 that's a cool horror mechanic

[@lukelyall5879]

Jason simulator

[@belacoak5796]

2:20 he just entered the speed force!

[@HyperstrikerYT]

I will not give up you need to give us the ostrich and the ostpoor

[@mclovin6829]

"I added all the felonies to Minecraft..." "Fingees! Not the younglings!"

[@screenboi4805]

I added Eldritch horrors beyond my comprehension to Minecraft.

[@phil955]

6:19 I've done that to a bully of mine. Only it was a truck and a muscle car and not two horses... that's about 600 combined horsepower.

[@fingees_YT]

guy probably had it coming

[@fingees_YT]

all my fingees subscribers deserve the best

[@phil955]

@@fingees_YT Certainly. Drove me suicidal (not a joke btw) and I thought... screw it. 10 years of constant torment would turn anyone insane.

[@AZAEL-_-]

​@@fingees_YTain't no way bruh, ain't no way.

[@AZAEL-_-]

​@@fingees_YTok 👌

[@Cinematic_Studios84]

"Hehe time to write notes" -Future criminals

[@awkwardsilence3951]

the cops being pigs was a nice touch

[@lukelyall5879]

“Who wants a ham sandwich?” *gunshot noises*, *guitar noise*

[@DaRandom_BR]

"I added Mr. Bean to minecraft!" Bro this would be wild

[@Giga-Chigga]

Should've added "Mountain of Smiling Bodies" from Lob Corp (Basically an anomaly that created by a rotting pile of bodies and debree, relatable to the piles of bodies in the basement scene).

[@TRUCKINGFORYOUTUBE]

"Especially, if you're like me" DOES BRO HAVE BODIES??

[@theEcoSmith1]

This man is a genius at comedy

[@AmazingZane1]

"I added the Chinese Social Credit System to Minecraft"

[@sandvichofthesea4910]

4:31 because end rods and sheep can give birth to offspring that in turn, themselves are not infertile. This means that end rods and sheep are the same species in this mod. Brilliant!

[@Komod1no]

Bro woke up and decided to genocide all villagers 😭😂

[@TheHolyBread1]

I added “The Russian Sleep Experiment” to Minecraft

[@Joshu_arinalli]

Ah, yes, just one random Russian experiment. What I mean to say is: Which one?!

[@SwayzeConnor-n4m]

Lol

[@TheHolyBread1]

@@Joshu_arinalli MB bro I forgot to add sleep lol

[@Joshu_arinalli]

@TheHolyBread1 Ah, makes sense, thanks for clearing that up.

[@idkrandomusername69]

I added mk ultra to Minecraft

[@PumpKingGgNoRe]

0:17 your Minecraft skin looks like it had an open mouth, but I never realized until now that it was a finger nail

[@maroccrafting6513]

I can't believe Fingees was the minecraft river butcher

[@bontonexofficial5075]

3:00 the cut from the first three assaults to the fourth caught me off guard

[@Ado_enthusiast1999]

Cant wait to be Jefferey Dahmer in Minecraft

[@oddd2833]

Add the previous mod together

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Do you people ever think before commenting?

[@Ado_enthusiast1999]

@0_dearghealach_083 😐

[@voicekey]

Not the CEO assassination 😭

[@xXChickenmanXx]

This is literally my everyday life. Thank you for making it so realistic.

[@Ieatchocolatepepole]

You know What is also a torture? The fact that there is no linkin park and Limp bizkit in minecraft, if they would be added, it would for sure ease the pain.

[@Gore_Addiction]

frfr

[@tempatchtheveryweird3665]

Limp bisket is legally torture

[@AlbertSnitzel-vr6jw]

so true fred durst in minecraft

[@Gandhi_Physique]

"It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up Everything is fucked, every block sucks You don't really know why, but you wanna justify Rippin' traders heads off"

[@AlbertSnitzel-vr6jw]

@@Gandhi_Physique no villager contact and if you interact you respawn without your items intact, your best bet is to stay away mob, its just one of those days

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

Ohhh so that's why priests are always around the baby villagers

[@JR-zp3nw]

1:59 "Who else but Quagmire?"

[@WisconAvgeek]

Giggity

[@matthewmarchetti5395]

Bro is...... terrifyingly fast at modding

[@Rainbowplayz-ix5ix]

Who's gonna tell him Minecraft 2 just got announced

[@MermaidBrigade]

The "Just like real life" had me 😂

[@newtybot]

2:32 Charging the villager makes his farmer hat visible haha thats a cool way to explose developer secrets

[@arie1906]

It override the farmer hat layer ~~

[@maninthesnow4393]

This feels like a confession

[@dashcamandy2242]

**reads thumbnail** **recalls previous Fingees videos** "Oh, I hope he also adds cereal to Minecraft." 1:34 - Yup, it's definitely a Fingees video. 🤣

[@Raven29945]

As a law student I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[@unknowngaming7067]

Add Pyramid scheme also in the financial felony

[@LAMAROUX34]

6:20 this is so well done (and the sound)

[@JPthePsycho447]

I added swapping all the babies at the hospital in Minecraft

[@Hoodenm35]

What that one friend who has too much free time does:

[@sammyjones8279]

NOT THE LUIGI SKIN 😭😭😂

[@michajerchel7350]

Great! Now you can run for president of Minecraft

[@Boraunk]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but ebook titled The Elite Society's Money Manifestation might be the answer you’re looking for

[@KeenanFr]

luigi killing the healthcare ceo is crazy💀💀💀💀💀

[@PrincessColumbidae]

6:13 Air Canada should be a felony on its own. Unfortunately, Canada doesn't have felonies. Please add taking over Canada to give them felonies to minecraft.

[@i_am_a_grape-b5c]

his voice is actually so calming even though he's talking about torture i could sleep to his voice

[@mcswish2341]

1:33 I can’t be the only one that gets this reference

[@Thomas.Nikolaidis10]

Add classical era weapons like xiphos, kopis, gladius. Dory etc

[@ZoltanKreko-ee6mo]

Im so disappointed you can’t lift the whole shop

[@Rockin_ROCKS]

ITS SCARY HOW CREATIVE HE IS..

[@gergo7973]

Alright, current felony count: 78/200. I gotta get em all, Felonies!

[@trollsansofficial]

yoshi tax fraud jokes mentioned

[@WinnigSmiler-ou5it]

The cops being pigs is wild💀

[@jakepeng9962]

Play this in a cinema.

[@darkmoon1892]

I saw something about Notch making Minecraft 2 like you didn’t already beat him to the punch 🖐️

[@maple_syrup_]

as some who does these in real i appreciate the recognision fingees❤

[@Iwidelyoutliveeverything]

>says murder >still says unalive

[@JOTAPHOBIA_TXT]

thanks for adding my hobbies to minecraft :D

[@ZlatkoTheGod]

Awesome, now can you put breaking international law with ToS changes for your block based sandbox game in there? I think that would be very cool.

[@xuyuansha777]

Physical Psychological Mental That is all the kinds of fighting btw

[@darknessengulfsyou7277]

We need like a Iwo jima mod where villages constantly storm the island while emeralds keep firing at them from machine guns

[@BlitzChanisback]

“I added Diddy and Drake to Minecraft” “I added Austrian painter to Minecraft” “I added Dang It Grandpa to Minecraft”

[@HungryWarden]

Imagine if “I added Austrian Painter to Minecraft” is just adding Austria and painters to Minecraft.

[@kiri.2969]

Minecraft: Education Edution (ft. 4chan) 💀

[@harrystevens-f2u]

the part with lugi is crazy bro

[@tamas6452]

1:44 "No matter in what series games or anything o will get that battery -Remote (BFB) probably

[@rickolade1381]

You should really do a combined all felonies modpack with every felony added and some and make a huge advancement tree containing all of them

[@GamerlazaMPGandBuffaGaming]

4:26 so the rod IS a different species huh?

[@undyingUmbrage413]

Nope. The offspring can breed. The rod is the same species.

[@noahlovesdoggosofficial]

I‘m actually learning about the definitions of felonies. Thanks figese!

[@HacimliCengiz]

I added healthcare insurance to Minecraft

[@DeathcrestGhoul669]

“I added high school / eternal Hell to Minecraft”

[@CavieJohnsonHere]

I added every bug in half life: source to minecraft

[@Mycatsveaissocute]

Do SA next (: can’t wait to do that

[@noobzlord]

Honey going to be referenced in the next video

[@fingees_YT]

To this day I still don't know what honey is

[@fingees_YT]

Besides what Pooh gets stuck eating

[@JTRyan-i8g]

The arson and bombing matters are doable in vanilla Minecraft

[@Susboi2009]

4:06 best crime

[@justaemptymall]

Men I hate having to wait for the next series of kills.

[@Antoni-s8o]

3:23 joe swanson

[@SpiderBrine42]

“I added committing arson to Minecraft”

[@airb0ll304]

6:34 IVE SEEN THESE VIDEOS BEFORE

[@ImAPersonHehehehaw]

Lol

[@KinGTTTT1]

Nah fr

[@tfyk5623]

I can think of one more. Minecraft youtubers know what I’m thinking of

[@DodoGamer-un8hr]

6:40 was too real 🙏😔

[@WendysAnime]

"In Minecraft" single handedly keeping this video up

[@TheEntireTeam]

I added American schools to Minecraft (2nd amendment edition)