First Contact Protocol Said 'Show Strength Deathworld Diplomat Showed Up in Flip-Flops | HFY Story

[@Questor-ky2fv]

Thanks for posting this story! I kept chuckling all through it. 😂

[@danonsgard4616]

"weapons grade guacamole" would be a decent band name, but "emotional support alligator" would be great...if its not already in use

[@hua_man]

Who would like to see a chain of Pizza Planet out there? Tacos rule but Pizza reigns supreme.

[@kennethwilson4316]

Still have the buy 1 box of space tacos and get the second for 1/2 price? 30 minute delivery to Alpha Centuri, sub x-216?

[@Golden_Pawz]

"Honk if you love tentacles" is crazy. 4:57

[@jamesogden7756]

This is hilarious. Greatly appreciated.

[@patrickgrannus7886]

Best HFY story in the last couple of months. Grats.

[@LanceZobel]

This is a good one.

[@PetteriL-d5o]

Great story!

[@antsquirly7654]

Stellar!!! 🤟

[@matts9371]

David Tennant would be a good fit to play the earth diplomatic ambassador. All he has to do is channel a little crowly mixed with the doctor

[@davidcliatt1314]

Pretty cool 😊

[@arnoldsmith5754]

this is really funny thanks for the story

[@grandfather3710]

Nice

[@jamiepatterson1214]

Never judge a book by its cover.

[@dawnknox4640]

Lol 😂

[@czinn327]

I liked it at first, but as usual it got super repetitive.

[@stephaniewilson3955]

Er, this story does not match the title which is a shame. I hope I do get to learn about 'Australia 2.0' soon.