Fitness Influencers are Pretending to be Monkeys

[@kurtisconner]

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[@shrimpy4687]

I already use Opera, thank you.

[@atsushisbf_e]

e

[@Ghosty_starzz]

Hey, Kurtis, I have a video idea. The movie warriors of virtue is such a bad movie, yet, it's my best friends favorite. It's about kangaroo ninjas and that's all you need to know

[@alanamadeleine2592]

@@Ghosty_starzzI HAVE SEEN THAT ONE ITS SO BAD

[@PaulMaccascokwarmer]

no

[@totestazz24]

Long haired Kurtis looks like he could convince us all to join a commune in the 60s that’s totally not a cult whatsoever.

[@maritzahernandez9129]

But why’s no one talking abt his iceeeeee😍

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

@@maritzahernandez9129ice ice baby

[@iloveme4216]

Hippies?

[@johannawahlberg8318]

im in

[@drewberriesandcream]

i would drink his kool aid

[@Victoria-jc9ip]

"she do the walk of shame on her knuckles" is crazyyy😭

[@korbans]

@ville__ cries

[@FlyoverStatePark]

That line does go hard af

[@crumpettrashgoblin]

Do not respond to ville. He is a member of the KZbin Trash Police (UTTP) which is a hategroup. They thrive on replies.

[@ecliiipsssse]

​@@crumpettrashgoblin sounds like a nice guy 😃

[@__AbAbe]

@@ecliiipsssse bros def canadian

[@alexfitz2540]

“you’re monkeying around pathetically” rhyming with yosemite… this monkey rap unironically goes off i fear

[@sethmp333]

Why do you fear 😳

[@atlasallthewaydown]

do not fear

[@moglibogli313]

omg someone else that says "i fear"

[@starshapedsprinkles]

⁠@ville__i looked through your profile and DAMN DUDE are you okay? genuinely

[@rosie6976]

this video just taught me how yosemite is pronounced

[@ShinyGalarianZigzagoon]

"Toe sucker 2: Something is afoot" goes unequivocally hard

[@epictwinkaho1ic828]

I just had surgery and let me tell you, I'll be sending Curtis my medical bills for my newly popped stitches 😭😭😭

[@necronival]

"Call me key I'm surrounded by peel" this is the tortured poet taylor swift was talking about

[@yeahno1796]

we love key and peele

[@lovesdramas]

@@yeahno1796 PREACH 👏👏👏

[@AmbassadorKat]

Seriously tho

[@jdubbs6508]

LMAO

[@micaiah8486]

Help🤣

[@michaelrogers6008]

" Now I may not be a monkey genetically, homo-sapiens, technically" holy sweet balls of fire that was lit as hell

[@sleepingcat.]

sweet balls of fire??? 😭😭😭

[@rushdude90]

Erm technically Homo sapiens ARE monkeys because they are in the infraorder Simiiformes and are thus in the clade of monkeys. 🤓 Humans are also technically fish, but that's a different discussion.

[@applefish93]

@@rushdude90 Apes! Not monkeys! Not monkeys at all :)

[@Lucaz99]

@@rushdude90bees are also fish

[@snakestuffer]

@@rushdude90 wait its all fish??????????

[@billbill6094]

Monkeyfluencers are the future. No unhealthy overpriced products, no capitalizing off body dysmorphia, just pure Monke.

[@herb4n7egend]

@ville__ im in your fucking walls

[@DARKESTICEBURG]

​@ville__dont even lock your door tonight it won't stop me

[@crazeenerd5274]

What about body dysmorphia from not being pure monke?

[@slightlyexpiredyoghurt]

​@ville__I'm outside your bedroom window

[@frozentanukii]

@ville__ you've made one video where you film a presentation then had a meltdown about a woman being aroace and having a hobby while consistently calling people 'females'.

[@evil_todd]

The monkey diss track actually goes so hard😭🙏

[@PastelOverlord]

no, fr tho

[@zenthiat2292]

So true

[@Rismoxie2]

Pinocchio diss track will forever reign supreme tho

[@zenthiat2292]

@@Rismoxie2 haha I don’t know if I’ve seen that Feel free to clue me in on which video it’s in if you remember!

[@scrufflle]

@@zenthiat2292it was his video on the pinocchino movie!

[@xoxomiha]

"reject modernity embrace monke" we all chant in unison

[@BoxOfToasters]

​@ville__Didn't ask. m o n k e b e s t

[@Blazeit-rj3eb]

@ville__cope sneed

[@lux_r]

@ville__ "females" spot the virgin easy edition

[@xoxomiha]

@@BoxOfToasters m o n k e

[@j3ll0_th3r3]

@@xoxomihaI love m o n k e

[@evilfrogking]

ngl 1500 euro for an excursion like that is pretty reasonable. like, so many influencers charge 10k to breathe their air for that many days, really feels like this guys actually really enjoys what he's doing and wants to share it

[@Mary-T35T4]

i know right, hes really not out here trying to make money, hes just teaching his philosophy and getting people healthier

[@VintageSpud]

If you don’t understand that’s 1500 usd

[@DARKESTICEBURG]

​@@VintageSpudthey know that

[@VintageSpud]

@@DARKESTICEBURG nah I mean new people who see this and wonder

[@crumpettrashgoblin]

Do not respond to ville. He is a member of the KZbin Trash Police (UTTP) which is a hategroup. They thrive on replies.

[@visionary420]

“I’m swinging on vines Jane said you last 6 seconds” followed by Kurtis laughing like he didn’t just say the most fucking fire line ever

[@Alarahub]

NAH “she do the walk of shame on her knuckles” got me 😭

[@billyjoesmth4442]

brother

[@visionary420]

@@billyjoesmth4442 b…. brother

[@GreakyGeek]

seeing the two tarzans chilling in the tree together like real monkeys would was so wholesome it healed me.

[@taylorlipski1458]

“Wipe your ass with it” was IMMEDIATELY interrupted by a charmin ad… the algorithm is getting stronger

[@RL_ManicFX]

I got the exact same ad at the exact same time 😭

[@tatumfowler3603]

anti monke propaganda

[@Y0ur_Fell0w_Art1st]

@ville__rage baiter? 🫢📸 🤫🧏

[@ragcat3732]

*insert drew gooden charmin bears rant*

[@crumpettrashgoblin]

Do not respond to ville. He is a member of the KZbin Trash Police (UTTP) which is a hategroup. They thrive on replies.

[@sourstrawberryshortcake]

Met Kurtis once in public. He threw a water bottle at my head and called me ugly. Absolutely bananas 🥰

[@ash_at_his_core]

Was it Kurtis Kurtis or Country Kurtis ? There's a big difference

[@Daze..]

Maybe he confused you for a trash can 🥱

[@OilyFrys]

are you sure it wasn’t Daniel Gorgonzola

[@kirbjay]

@@OilyFrys aren't they the same person?

[@FunctionallyLiteratePerson]

At least it wasn't shit

[@yeahno1796]

THE "call me key im surrounded by peele" IS SUCH A FIRE BAR OMG

[@h.t.8812]

Someone pls explain 😭

[@seraaaaaa]

@@h.t.8812 Keegan-Michael *Key* and Jordan *Peele* are very good friends and co-created, starred in, and wrote a show together. he’s saying he’s the amount of time he spends around banana peels is similar to Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele’s close friendship, i think.

[@dnicole8182]

Key and Peele…

[@kirttnabala2385]

@@h.t.8812 its the two funny guy called key & peele

[@ahhno4662]

@@kirttnabala2385I love “funny guy” to mean comedian

[@gamingdelight7810]

It's not that his bits go on too long, it's that they slowly get more and more chaotic to the point you forgot what the bit was 💀

[@Gentleman_Nebula]

Honestly I’m perfectly fine with that

[@Falcasun]

That's his whole Niche

[@nessstarries6204]

I think you just have the memory of a goldfish smh, you're not even a monkey

[@Daniel-jp6ii]

Thats the best part

[@O_Ciel_Phant0mhive]

it's perfect, don't complain

[@pilar8323]

Who the hell is complaining that the sketches go on for too long? That's my favorite thing about these kind of commentary channels.

[@adeliaaf5649]

Same!

[@teej80]

100% agreed, I always love the sketches!!

[@deadsoup12]

@ville__i'm going to touch you.

[@didiofure1479]

@ville__Get a life, clout chaser hater

[@_g0r3c0r3]

literally.. thats why kurtis is my fav commentator.. his sketches r special

[@Goldenfur12698]

honestly i cant even dunk on this guy. hes staying active and having fun. as grownups we should all be so lucky to be so comfortable in our own bodies. i wish stuff like that wasn't considered "weird"

[@ErikaCartet]

yeah it’s honestly pretty cool. like i had so much fun running around outdoors pretending to be in a warriors cat clan with my friends as a kid, parkouring through the forest acting like a monkey sounds dope and there’s no reason you shouldn’t be able to have fun and stay active like that just because you’re an adult.

[@JayJayShawtyBae]

You’re tripping

[@coffeecatichino5332]

His values are literally playing outside and respecting nature. Good for him. If he actually lives by that, I’d imagine that makes for a pretty happy life.

[@EkkoMiles]

​@@JayJayShawtyBae How is he tripping when he's on his feet and knuckles??? 🦍

[@avaph0bic]

but if he was a therian or a furry.. SOCIETYYYY 👺👹👹👹

[@lindsaybirdy]

these guys are the only definition of “boys will be boys” that i will accept

[@jeannekchastenay8485]

forreal

[@risxra]

This is surprisingly wholesome? The fact that these dudes are besties is honestly so refreshing. Sometimes the internet is good lmao

[@tay32112]

“i’m swinging on vines, jane said you last 6 seconds” i had to run that back it was too smooth😭😭

[@uhhhcam]

during the toe sucking cutaway i was literally thinking "yk what i appreciate that kurtis actually takes some time to makes these and they arent always super short. it's lengthening my attention span" and then he said they went on for too long lol

[@Shrek_-jz5re]

Yes! These cutaways are the best 😂

[@alienlapdance]

(i havent watched the whole video) the what

[@coralcanales396]

This cutaway was absolutely hilarious. It was the perfect length and I ended up choking on my water from laughing!

[@soappacket2342]

Bruh and he used the Grapefruit Technique sound effrct😭😭😭😭

[@Toastygremlin]

IKR like TikTok shortened it and made my brain cells rot but Kurtis is helping at least one of those.

[@Hendur]

"Call me Key, I'm surrounded by Peel" must be the best line in any track about monkeys I've ever heard. This is also the first track I've heard about monkeys.

[@raynie96]

😂

[@yeahno1796]

my fav bar fr, i love key and peele AND kurtis

[@saturnsextilevenus]

what does this actually reference? is it a pop culture thing lol

[@Hendur]

@@saturnsextilevenus Oh Key and Peele are a genius comedy duo, Peele is also the director of movies you've certainly heard about the last few years, like "get out" and "us" Watch some highlight clips from them, totally worth it

[@Tooskilly]

I don’t get it

[@BelsaliasMarymaeh]

The cutaway scenes taking too long is the true comedy genius of this channel, please never change them

[@toesmerp]

he really just dropped the hardest monkeying around diss track and thought we wouldn’t notice

[@mady0616]

bro i can’t believe that is kurtis.. why has he been hiding this talent

[@j.g.3293]

On that Monkey Business

[@ZoE-zd3qz]

Beatboxing puppy

[@lucywind9743]

So real

[@thecardboardboxz]

Thats cool as hell

[@PinnePon]

YO??

[@saumyaa_2]

me!!

[@diberhaze]

huh

[@SunlightHugger]

As someone who got yelled at for climbing a centennial oak in college to find a good place to study, I can't really hate on the monkey movement. I mean, let's face it, climbing things and eating fruit all day sounds like the IDEAL life.

[@dektarey4024]

Until your rectum finds out those fruit-based decisions it had no say in have real, not-so-solid consequences.

[@soulsplosion6874]

literally like damn bro I want to do this too tbh

[@rosethorne9155]

That's how you get the best fruit and the best views. 🌳 🍎 🍏 🍎 😂 I do get why people wouldn't want other people climbing on very old trees tho. Humans are a lot heavier than, say, lemurs.

[@GarnetHeartIllustrations]

Not the “you wouldn’t download a car” music for Toe Sucker 2 😂😂😂

[@sand-lover]

You would download a toe

[@angeterra]

I actually love when your sketches completely deviate from the original joke, you never know what to expect

[@endeavor1664]

same it's the best part

[@Cvnt7890]

​@ville__ absolutely most cringy person on earty

[@cheezman]

@ville__ Shut up bro

[@elli_lovesmusic]

The fact that they're friends makes me so happy actually

[@zavvx4972]

Usually I dislike fitness influencers. But this guy is just doing what he likes, not forcing anyone into crazy diets, he likes nature, he gives back to nature, raises awareness... Y'know, the way all influencers should be. Doing what they like while encouraging people to try it out, not scaring them into it. He do be a chill monke

[@wesjall]

Yeah he legit seems cool as hell lol

[@TheParagonIsDead]

Fr

[@abigailr.9601]

A Monkie king, one might say *winks to all Journey to the West fans*

[@jenm1]

i think it's the fundamental difference between a more left leaning fitness guy vs the ultra right. this could easily be toxic but it's just cute and nice

[@pyrotechneticsunriseproduc6590]

kurtis would go nuts on an epic rap battles of history

[@hadleem2557]

As silly as these guys might seem, at least they're (essentially) promoting a healthier lifestyle and being respectful and cool about it! They're doing something they enjoy and being chill dudes about it, so props to them!

[@PowerlineIsGod]

Compared to a lot of toxic fitness/gym bros out there, these guys, although in a kinda strange way, just seem to want to exercise and enjoy nature

[@xcastielx]

Looks pretty fun honestly!

[@nuclearcrystal100]

​@ville__ lmao damn , insecure much

[@lovrboi]

they’re just a bot who comments under every video ever just trolling everyone and it’s been an ongoing thing so just ignore and/or report them if you see them. so annoying

[@AnotherHarley]

​​@ville__considering no one has ever heard of you and makes fun of these alpha content that high debatable. As apposed to Curtis, who regularly sells out his stand up shows all across North America. You smell insecure af

[@Gaming1Doge]

If monkeys could read, they would literally never stop reading. Reading is criminally underrated, not to sound like a book-nerd, but it's just kind of whack that you can literally talk to people in the future and basically beam images and concepts into their heads.

[@Ksizjsjisdjxjz]

Reading sux

[@transchestr9839]

@@Ksizjsjisdjxjz yo mama

[@that_dark_bird]

@@Ksizjsjisdjxjzjust say you can’t and move on

[@Gaming1Doge]

@@Ksizjsjisdjxjz ok illiterate

[@grammy_hnng]

@@Ksizjsjisdjxjzyou got ratiod by the nerds

[@Jaelynthemaelyn]

Curtain may nit be pregnant but he always delivers

[@lsh5758]

Curtain 😭

[@Daze..]

Curtain clobber

[@harrycallaghan2670]

Nah, no need to retry that one

[@SuperHGB]

reminder that Dave Strider is infact, pregnant. And with his best friend

[@ninevehgrey]

Please don't correct the spelling

[@Psyrens]

The fact that the music video isn't even marked in this video is a crime. Absolutely legendary

[@安然-x9t]

I thought the skits were crazy then I saw the Tarzan diss track 💀 18:06

[@pvic6959]

it wasz SO GOOOD

[@hannahs_jewelry1]

@@pvic6959 ITS ON SPOTIFY

[@jjherandez343]

This song need to be on Spotify!

[@kathiiuuu]

i went to a kurtis conner show once and he KICKED me in the BALLS! i don’t even have them but he kicked them anyway. cannot believe people still support this guy!

[@simplyymase4005]

i have them

[@josiahws5]

​@@simplyymase4005 you have that person's balls?

[@StarThePony191]

​@ville__ someone's jealous because they didnt get their balls kicked 😮😮

[@Strawberri.blonde]

@@StarThePony191i think it’s just a bot

[@engreem9281]

​@ville__your still funny dude. Legit so funny you think that we care

[@delightfulstrawberry1074]

“Call me Key I’m surrounded by Peel” Kurtis is unironically a super good lyricist

[@shiannafoxx]

Some might even say he's very really good

[@eartheclipse8]

I didn't get that part

[@DiamantisHell]

​@@eartheclipse8it's a reference to Key and Peele,a comedy sketch duo. You can find some clips on youtube.

[@feijoa4545]

@@eartheclipse8hes referencing that comedy duo key and peele infamous for their skits

[@DiamantisHell]

Yessss! His lyrics for the Pinocchio diss track are unironically fire!

[@klemchowder1692]

I'm so proud of kurtboy being on the cusp of 5 mil. I've been a citizen since before there were even a million of us in kurtistown, and watching him evolve and grow is so special

[@moonlightbird2951]

"TROUBLE IS A FOOT" has me cackling

[@olliesaurusrex4103]

Honestly the cutaway sketches are one of the funniest things ever, my friends and I reference a bunch of them often, please don't ever get rid of them

[@cheezysis3756]

Same here! Me and my sisters do it a lot, it's a shame he hasn't been doing it as much as back then

[@YellowMaweta]

THE TOE SUCKER 2 TROUBLE IS A FOOT

[@theseepingcicada8448]

"I'm swinging on vines, Jane said you last 6 seconds" Is literally a genius line I haven't thought about Vine in a while

[@chillcreep4926]

This comment made me realize the depth of the line. I went "oooohhhhh" to myself in my dark bedroom, lol. Thank you

[@lany1534]

i started this movement and i love it!! everyday they have foot-check ins, where they lick our feet to tell if they’re sweaty (if they’re sweaty we get kicked out because it means we’ve been wearing shoes which is illegal)

[@-Z-th2rq]

😨

[@lauracronbungusman1582]

Neurology student here! They are a dramatic example, but it’s actually a researched idea called the “mismatch hypothesis”. Basically saying mental health today is so terrible because our brains haven’t evolved to match our modern environment. Because of that, mental illness has skyrocketed since industrialization. Technically our brains are still made for much less than what we’re doing, we cannot mentally catch up to our physical evolution.

[@wingdingdoes6687]

So you're saying.... Go monkey... Instead of go therapy....

[@peke020]

that's really interesting and makes so much sense 😭

[@evansblackparade]

I’ve thought abt this a lot since I heard someone present this theory. Our society has evolved around us much faster than our own selves

[@coco.clownie]

Omg i just learned that a month ago!!! thx for spreading the word!

[@RetiredAccount3737]

So basically "The industrial revolution has had disastrous consequences for the race"

[@chloebourgeois3271]

The cutaways are an integral part of the Kurtis Conner video watching experience. A perfect cutaway should actually be so long you forget what video you were watching in the first place. Keep up the good work, brother!

[@kami_light]

I actually watch his videos for the cutaways

[@coralcanales396]

Agreed! These cutaway are perfect!

[@easysteezy]

i couldn't agree more

[@olympiadreamer6992]

💯 I love how random they are and how they stretch on and on. It's a particular humor but I love it, reminds me of family guy ish

[@salty.pangolin7654]

“Call me key I’m surrounded by peel” goes SO unironically hard

[@Ragnar_Freysson]

Kurtis, regarding "monkeys being made of steel": Have you ever seen a Chimpanzee without its fur?. Google it. Their muscular densitiy is insane. Not quite steel, but they are at minimum four times stronger than your average man- while weighing WAY less. Incredible creatures.

[@Pockeywn]

cut-away sketches that go on a little bit too long is like a defining element of this niche of the genre. like drew gooden? danny gonzolaz? they all have those like thats the main thing ive noticed about that sort of sphere

[@respectthefish4992]

you are talking about one person so of course they are the same

[@Pink_Pineapple42]

Also Chad Chad

[@mrunmaiparab9705]

​@@Pink_Pineapple42 Still the same person

[@modernghost0]

it's an extra layer of comedy that the sketches go on just a few beats too long, it's hilarious, keep em

[@IamPinhead]

Kurtis' green screen sketches are like putting on the One Ring; he's slowly going mad but the power is intoxicating.

[@mattpederson267]

I love the cutaway sketches. I feel like they’re a chance for your comedy to shine in a more unique and individual way. You do them at whatever length you want.

[@SBChaevok]

I think the long bits are what make them great. They don't conclude where you'd expect, makes it more funny.

[@audreydoyle5268]

It's like Family Guy, but actually stays on topic

[@JacobSantos-d8r]

We need kurtis conner "i lived like a monkey influencer for a week"

[@Lazydog476]

That diss track went so hard my ass cheeks immediately clenched 😢💔

[@CRYYY0FF34R]

REAL

[@JoeNoshow27]

Right, clecnehd. Me too. Definitely didn't completely relax or anything cuzz that'd be super weird

[@Lazydog476]

Real, it was INTENSE

[@Cheez9012]

19:02 peak music

[@mcgee779]

I know a guy who tried going barefoot for the “benefits” and on day one, he stepped on broken glass. At least he clowns on himself for it lmao

[@WafflesssFalling]

I mean, IT IS scientifically proven lmao 💀 specifically in cases where you’re in the forest or exploring nature. You gotta build callouses too which protect you. If you’re walking barefoot somewhere that you know could have glass then y’know.. that’s not too surprising

[@mcgee779]

@@WafflesssFalling I’m sure it’s great in nature, but he tried this in a big city

[@simbelmyne7767]

​@@mcgee779lol he learned the first lesson of going barefoot: don't be a dumbass 😂 If you wouldn't walk barefoot through a blackberry bush in the forest, don't walk barefoot on a street that's gonna have glass or worse. ...the second lesson is if you do this, for the love of god wash your feet when you go back inside. No shoes is good for you but the ground still nasty

[@amierith]

I basically grew up in a forest and hated shoes as a kid.... until I got bit by a spider on my heel, which almost resulted in my leg being amputated at the hip. Not safe to go running around in nature without shoes either. Humans started wearing shoes tens of thousands of years ago. Our feet aren't built for running around shoeless anymore.

[@marnenotmarnie259]

yeah humanity has made it pretty hard to get any of the benefits that might exist

[@unkno.-wn]

“this a certified banger mr mayor!” we all say in unison

[@marciaguy10899]

Personal trainer here, crawling movements are legitimately an incredible exercise due to the mobility required in the legs, hips, and spine, and the load it places on the arms (bodies are heavy and arms rarely move that kind of weight). Also really good for our brains to perform contralateral movements. When my clients are able, I incorporate crawls as often as their ego will let me 😅

[@Frindle_Babbin]

Time to incorporate crawling into my goblin time (real ones will be having that)

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

​@@Frindle_Babbinsame my goblin time needs this

[@anasemelianova5759]

yeah and that apple throwing thing was also a great exercise for both body and mind/attention training

[@RorysHappyHouse]

Fun fact: there is actual, genuine research done into barefoot running, and the scientists found that extensive use of Nike and other running shoes cause weakness and stuff. They developed this sock-like shoe that protects the feet from the environment without any of the padding. So it’s not as weird as you think, although going entirely barefoot is not the best idea either

[@haileypuppe7721]

Honestly, this is probably one of the best things you can do for your body, balance, flexibility, a full body work out. There’s a dude on tik tok that worked on walking around on all fours and he got jacked

[@kennalikespizza4515]

No honestly when I started watching Kurtis, one of the main appeals to me was how his sketches always go on a little longer than they really need to. Gives the video a little extra charm.

[@iiLiaxx]

I love his sketches

[@katrollins9833]

Me too 😂

[@kuririvera973]

I can't even hate. The look so happy. Kurtis, you have to fucking do it. And don't you dare getting rid of the sketches or making them shorter. They are art

[@Wicky_Licky]

Kurtis discovers therians 💥💥💥

[@Twixerua]

LMAO

[@Lemonne-]

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this video 😭

[@BrotherlyBearsBackbone]

i've been looking for this comment bro💀

[@BrotherlyBearsBackbone]

bro fr thought he invented quadrobics

[@avidmilkshakefan]

4:22 you said “playing outside all year round while bare-chested *and* bare-chested” like they were different words and it driving me crazy

[@jasminec8888]

This was bothering me too omg I think it’s meant to be ‘and bare foot’ but Kurtis didn’t say anything so I was like am I missing something here

[@lunar_light]

I was thinking the other one could be bear-chested? As in, HAIRY?

[@TwelvetreeZ]

He says it twice to emphasise he wants to see both boobs 💕

[@irritableblackwoman]

@ville__yay. Congratulations 🥇

[@elisecode2212]

He was mocking the fact that it was written like that, as though they were different

[@kaydenk4111]

honestly, running on all fours pretending i was a cheetah, or climbing anything i could and being nicknamed spider monkey was one of the best parts of my childhood. it was so much fun and i genuinely enjoyed being able to connect with nature like that. also that tarzan diss track was actually fire 🔥

[@itiswhatitismindset]

the spider monkey part brought back horrible childhood memories of twilight

[@DylanTT17]

@shrikessthats an awesome thing to be known for

[@Ultravioletwave]

Growing up in a forested area, I never wore shoes and it was honestly incredible. I could walk on sticks and rocks and my feet never hurt because they built up callouses. Being able to really feel the earth below you is really special so I don't think this guy is weird for expressing that to others. That being said, after a few years of wearing shoes my callouses went away and it would hurt to walk around the forest barefoot. I honestly miss it all the time.

[@vacafuega]

Barefoot shoes! I like Wildling and Vibram because they have the best groundfeel, most flexible sole. Might need to ease into them but they're so so good, walking around feels exciting and interesting like it used to running around barefoot as a kid.

[@brookehop8]

I worked at a kayak job for 4 years and the same thing happened, it's so nice to be able to walk anywhere haha

[@efnfen]

How could you feel the earth below your feet if you have huge callouses that block the sensation of rocks and sticks

[@efnfen]

@Jack-px8lf why would you want to play guitar with your callous feet

[@CoolAnagram]

​@@efnfenI think craftsmen who work all day with their hands don't completely lose the ablity to feel things

[@quinnpaszkowski902]

I used to work at a gym (a functional fitness gym for context) and we were encouraged not to wear shoes. you think that would be weird but I was almost always behind a desk and my boss was never there (i worked the 5am-10am shift so i barely saw her). The reason for it is just ankle strength, our footwear takes most of the brunt from everyday actions so walking bearfoot is actually better for your ankle strength, leading to less sprains, letting your natural foot adapt to being unsupported

[@anasemelianova5759]

i love this new era of commentary content where we just find interesting people and talk about them. no hate. good vibes. happy

[@angelsnaiilz]

SAME!! i love this genre of commentary. variety is the spice of life

[@manni6below]

it’s literally always been like this😭😭

[@andrzejsugier]

@ville__ good god you're pathetic.

[@gojobollo]

Kurtis and similar creator nevee have insulted the people involved, literally nothing has changed what r u on

[@bonelessbananna5410]

@ville__ you have a single video what

[@t3chsavvyy]

"you'll live to regret it, like what, dhar mann" goes so hard

[@Ckoolaidmeiskool]

Monke

[@Superc00lMe]

Monke

[@SaikiLover127]

Monke

[@Foogul]

Monke

[@ambarcastaneda4763]

Monke

[@officialblimp]

I like how happy the people on the retreat were to be climbing the trees, and the fact that the two Tarzans are both friends! that’s so cute :)

[@kamo7293]

he's climbing trees and people give him money I do it and all I get is "GET OUT OF MY TREE" and "I CALLING THE POLICE"

[@rmarie324]

“CALL ME KEY IM SURROUNDED BY PEEL “ ???? Absolute fire. Loved the video and the song is so good like omg

[@oilindaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Bro that book is so reasonably priced!! Good for these guys. The fact that they're monke besties makes me so happy

[@janskans]

both of them being friends is the sweetest thing ever, i hope they’re always happy doing what they’re doing it seems like they’re having a lot of fun

[@TiredKris]

Kurtis Conner never misses with his Diss tracks

[@mony.mp4]

“im swimgin on vine all day, jane said you last 6 seconds” im screaming like monkey at these baes omfg

[@chaoticartistz1260]

Therapist: Long haired kurtis isnt real he cant hurt you long haired kurtis:

[@georgewashington7533]

He looks unironically good with long hair imo

[@Effigy_the_furb]

He fucking looks like cliff Burton 😭

[@sapphicfairie]

19:26 IM LOSING MY MIND THIS GOES SO HARD

[@chesterGoatCafe]

Just one thought came to my mind while watching this man running through the woods bare food, 'how is this man not falling in pain from all the rocks and splinters on his bare feet!'

[@SaiChester]

refreshing to see strange influencers online and not have the experience be like gazing into an abyss of depravity. these two seem pretty harmless

[@mirawinemiller1081]

The toe sucker trailer with the “you would never steal a car” music killed me

[@ShrubSparrow]

I love that your cutaways always go an extra step further than where I'd expect the joke to go. The unexpected length of the joke is always what makes me laugh!

[@kathleenallen4443]

i love how he walks on his knuckles as if that’s what our ancestors did because literally the main defining feature of humans is that we don’t have to walk on all fours

[@simplyymase4005]

can we all take a moment to appreciate kurtis? hes almost 200 years old, and still producing quality content for us :)

[@PaulMaccascokwarmer]

im tired of people saying this delete your comment lil bro

[@INSERTMARI]

​@@PaulMaccascokwarmer we got a meanie head over here

[@simplyymase4005]

@@PaulMaccascokwarmer womp womp let people make a joke

[@PaulMaccascokwarmer]

@SacredSilly uh uh, the law says be nice to KURTIS. Not whoever this NPC ahh commenter is. Loophole!!

[@PaulMaccascokwarmer]

@@simplyymase4005 pee pee 😂

[@captainquill5062]

The fact that the skits go on too long is literally my favorite thing

[@FlashDust]

18:45 bro casually drops the hardest track in 2024

[@TwistedSquid_YT]

"She do the walk of shame on her knuckles" goes harder than it needed to though

[@arasandaga355]

Watching this on my phone, on the floor, outside my apartment door, at 2AM, because I locked myself out. Thanks for keeping me sane Kurtis

[@deismuarti]

Good luck out there

[@sainthood.plural]

did you get back in?

[@lililyy]

Keep us updated 😭🙏

[@Stawberry234]

Are u back in?

[@gopika6759]

Are you back in now?

[@フィシーピシー]

staying up until 4am was worth it

[@wastingtyme3297]

AWSTEN KNIGHT PFP SLAYYY

[@orchdork775]

What country are you in? Probably not North America, right?

[@anika_611.a]

It's 11:30 pm at where I live so good for me I guess

[@diadediadedia]

Haha foreigner 🫵

[@Jocelynskeels]

Its 2pm for me and my friend watching this in art class rn

[@Mary-T35T4]

dude i followed tarzan movement like a year ago, that guy is seriously awesome. watching people be kind to each other and not judgemental is so therapeutic, i encourage anyone to follow him if this lifestyle speaks to you at all ❤

[@cheesedip3864]

9:09 Etemon my beloved

[@T4ko8Yaki]

Thank you. Came down here to make sure someone caught that. Now we just need a Saber Leomon.🦁

[@sherlenelow]

the way you casually drop a song for a video is crazy you’re amazing

[@jordanlfk]

no such thing as a too long kurtis conner cutaway gag

[@kingoftheamandas]

"TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES! Dan Schneider be like-" 😂 this was such a quick throwaway joke, so good

[@davidthecommenter]

"Trouble is afoot" genuinely got me lmfao

[@_g0r3c0r3]

"she do the walk of shame in her knuckles" NOOO THE WRITING IS CRAZY

[@xoxomiha]

A KURTIS CONNER DISS TRACK ABOUT BEING THE REAL ONE?! WE'RE BEING TREATED WELL OML

[@spacebassist]

​@ville__ "get over it" okay done, we were almost tempted to watch your "far superior" content but thanks for the reminder

[@spacebassist]

@@xoxomiha he's everywhere in this comment section, it's attention-seeking. His newest and only video is from a month ago. The mind boggles

[@soupthought]

@ville__ middle schooler behaviour

[@xoxomiha]

@@spacebassist weird as fuck...

[@dolphinman9896]

Parents ain't give you enough attention, huh? ​@ville__

[@captainlanguage6658]

The clip of the documentary where the captions were on made me realise Kurtis Conner is one of the few voices I have heard so much that I do not need captions to understand what the person is saying. Congrats Kurtis