I Lived Like a Billionaire for a Week

[@kanejgf]

kurtis and jenna’s interior design is so so stylish

[@maddydecoster3351]

She is so good!! She posts some interior design on her tik tok

[@kanejgf]

@@maddydecoster3351 yes i love her tiktok!! she liked one of my comments once and its my greatest achievement

[@emilykilmartin8306]

@@kanejgf what’s her tiktok?

[@abandonedmuse]

I was thinking this.

[@heyhey8684]

@@kanejgf that’s your greatest achievement?

[@gentlestardrop5636]

The way he looks absolutely HEARTBROKEN when he drinks the brain smoothie for the first time.

[@crappy-doodle3894]

He should’ve added a little more water and maybe a table spoon of some honey

[@marissamate]

Fr 😂🤣😂🤣

[@johnnycadesslut6844]

Coming from Danny’s vid, I genuinely thought it was an actual brain smoothie

[@lupeestrada9021]

A

[@mookzomb]

@@crappy-doodle3894 i agree, thats literally what i drink everyday lmaooo. when he said the recipe i was like dang just add honey and thats literally my smoothies

[@sallynewman7320]

Kurtis’s house is much more stylish than I imagined. I guess I forgot that he lives with another human being and is an adult man with money. I just assumed he lived in a mostly empty flat with a gamer chair and a mattress on the floor.

[@megamuffin1012]

his gf is so cool like i love her style so much

[@artdeco777]

@@megamuffin1012 and she’s so PRETTY

[@H3XGorlieWonders]

🤣🤣 you know sometimes i think the same

[@popcrimezzz]

@@pokaay3163 jennaallard, its amazing tho

[@finnatical9651]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[@RichardServello]

They forgot the two biggest secrets to being a billionaire. 1) inherit it 2) wage theft and other white collar crimes

[@noizepusher7594]

Don’t forget 3) Get lucky from a blind shot in the dark

[@yungstilla5685]

4) Child Slavery

[@s.b.6836]

5) Cheap labor and terrible working conditions.

[@cornyasshell2536]

6: crime.

[@salsasalsa943]

sometimes both

[@mars_is_cooler]

Kurtis pretending to be a billionaire is especially hard, seeing as he is a trillionaire so please be extra nice to him 😔

[@user-ic7dz4mv1y]

Wtf are these replies lmao

[@Beth_Amphetamine]

@@user-ic7dz4mv1y bots

[@GrandCircumlocution]

These reply’s are nasty

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

@@GrandCircumlocution fr 🙄

[@krose1551]

but honestly not that far off because... he's a millionaire? soo...

[@goultube]

love that kurtis was so immediately ruined by this routine that he tried to put an edge piece in the center of the jigsaw puzzle on day one

[@JusJokin]

Shit hahahaha now that really speaks volumes

[@signorfinancial]

ExCUSE me? What is wrong with that? I am a totally mentally stable person, (family, strangers, friends say not but whatever) and I always put an edge piece on the centre of the jigsaw puzzle. You got a PROBLEM with it?! 😡😡😤😤🤬😖😠👿😡😡😤😡🗯️🗯️👿😤😾😾😾😡😖😤😡😡👿😡👿😤😖😖😖🤬🤬🤬🤬 /j

[@tobyandahalf]

@@signorfinancialnot funny didn't laugh

[@signorfinancial]

@@tobyandahalf good for you, i dont care

[@lasagnalover_69]

@@tobyandahalf hello i am thegreatmutineerwaffle’s mother. after reading this reply, they immediately went into a roaring rage and started spinning around the house, arms extended, breaking my precious thrifted vases and our great grandmother’s urn. they then galloped out of the house, making a thegreatmutineerwaffle-shaped hole in the wall on the way, and started rolling down the street, knocking over everything and everyone in their path. once they calmed down from their rage, they burst into tears, flooding our entire house and forcing us all to snorkel from room to room. they wet the bed last night from their frequent night terrors, seeing this comment materialize before their poor eyes. i hope you’re proud of yourself.

[@artistic.x8418]

Kurtis progressively looking more like an 80s Dad is honestly one of the greatest things I’ve watched for the past year.

[@emony6332]

@Quark quit spamming like damn.

[@tacocatpoopracecarpooptacocat]

@Quark no one cares

[@Vewign]

Good copypasta

[@emony6332]

@Quark I may agree with that, but you don’t need to force it onto others, if they aren’t being harmful then let them be.

[@ashwikajha4129]

@Quark may the lord be with u😉😉😉

[@Ifmdvjgoo]

The billionaire's routine is exactly what I did during summer vacation when I was a clinically depressed teen and absolutely not a billionaire

[@NotKekePalmer]

Ok but you didn't do it for more than a summer. That's why you're not a billionaire. You didn't spend enough time doing rubbish in the morning🫵

[@ChaosAbsurdity]

Billionaire in training

[@RedHairedRiot]

Hearing kurtis call billionaires “losers” fed something deep in me that I didn’t know I needed

[@neroquin]

NIFA - Even when you pretend these aren't bots their comments make no fucking sense💀

[@MahouKat]

@@neroquin It's like they completed a comment with the autocorrect suggestions, then put it through 7 layers of Google translate.

[@poffydaisy5134]

@@MahouKat I had 9 diffrent strokes while tryna read their comment

[@ItsDreHere]

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[@KF-tq2df]

YESSS TO THIS

[@elizabethb7195]

Smoothie tip: When creating a smoothie with spinach, always put the spinach in first and use an equivalent amount of water to ensure the spinach is properly blended. Once all the green leafy bits look like The Ooze from Ninja Turtles, it's safe to add other ingredients. :)

[@TuberculosisRose]

bro, thank you for this life tip, i always fuck up smoothies when i add spinach and end up with gross leafy chunks

[@HappyExtheist]

Thank you! Love spinach in my smoothie, but the texture was just a bit unpleasant

[@Lill2895]

Otherwise you end up chewing the smoothie lol Leafy stuff always goes in first.

[@kikolalabloem]

I love how he just kept on making it the same way even though it tasted like shit

[@PossiblyAlena]

This may make smoothies with spinach a lot more pleasant thank you

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"You know 50 Shades of Gray was named after that guy's teeth" Damn Kurtis, you did that man dirty. Dirty like his teeth.

[@beefymegasupreme]

dirty like the movie....

[@zoie_5932]

why are the replies full of bots except that one person

[@sholem_bond]

Tbh his teeth could be yellow due to medication or something. I took a lot of antibiotics as a baby/little kid because I got a ton of infections, and it stained my permanent teeth yellow before I'd even lost my baby teeth. Admittedly, if I was a billionaire I'd probably get mine whitened, but still. Tooth color is dependent on a lot of factors.

[@nuhuhuhhhhhhh]

@@sholem_bond hey a similar thing happened to me! thank you for mentioning it, i get its just a joke but it is kinda annoying to me because i literally brush my teeth 3 times a day and they're still yellow

[@kingayy9267]

Man, you're everywhere.

[@marymurphy1877]

so the three top to-do list thing IS actually super helpful- especially for someone with depression. it makes you prioritize better what absolutely needs to be done and helps you from freezing by seeing a huge list of things to do. whenever I do a top 3 list I always end up getting more things done and feeling more accomplished.

[@Yantao4Ever]

ESPECIALLY for people like me okay

[@yoannete3349]

It is, but 3 work and 3 personal high impact tasks for a day is way too much, *especially* with depression, that should be for a week so you don't burn yourself out and then give up when you fall behind

[@NotesFromTheBasement]

as someone who works at a smoothie shop, i can say without a doubt that people order that exact smoothie and worse everyday

[@emmaball2905]

I'm very disturbed by that, you think their just aliens in a skin suit?

[@balls4582]

@@manda4279 Monica why did you leave me

[@NoFillyEryn]

Was that the end of your sentence?

[@ceaselesswatcher3707]

@@NoFillyEryn i mean we do live in a society

[@NoFillyEryn]

@@ceaselesswatcher3707 I mean yeah lmao I’m just trynna figure out if that was all 🤣

[@tanukimika]

Kurtis's face after drinking that smoothie was absolutely priceless, poor guy, he was trying his best

[@raelauren504]

@Quark agreed

[@raelauren504]

@Quark Im glad that somebody said it fr, im friends with people who are religious but they know if they talk to me about it im going to have my own opinions. In my opinion religion was created to have power over people. Those who think alike are easy to control, makes sense when you see how hard christianity pushes to "recruit" people ive literally heard PRIESTS call people of the congregation "clients" its a money and power grab that all religion is. Spirituality without a "god" at least has scientific founding with energy and everything.

[@camilavanordergonzalez8128]

@Quark atheist cringe hehe

[@daKoenig]

@Quark The spirits of the woods are disappointed in you.

[@sarasaeed6349]

@@raelauren504 who

[@z.spinney2058]

My husband is a personal trainer and he has explained the physiological benefits of going from really cold to really hot (ice bath then sauna and repeat) but I cannot stress enough how little I care about that because cold showers are Evil Incarnate.

[@12venni]

Cant going from cold to hot like give u a heart attack

[@z.spinney2058]

@@12venni in very, very extreme cases sure. Like if they warm you up too quickly when you're hypothermic

[@sunnybowos266]

@@12venni imagine dying from going from cold to hot 💀💀💀

[@12venni]

@@z.spinney2058 Yeah thought so, im from Finland so i have heard of someone getting a heart attack from like going from a really hot sauna to ice swimming

[@davidwalsh7160]

@@12venni but that’s like litterally something millions of people do every day in finland. the person that died probably had some sort of health problems, if it was really that dangerous you’d be hearing it on the news every day that people died from it

[@grake8921]

As a billionare, we do not do this. Every morning I wake up and laugh at ads about people in poverty, post on Twitter every hour about each charity I donate a dollar to (but say I donated a million) and use my underpaid house servants as punching bags to exercise and get better at punching homeless people who beg for jobs.

[@Random-sk6hm]

Bro me too 😂 it must suck being poor 🤪😂

[@sonicdml4175]

​@@Random-sk6hm Ikr, no idea why they don't just work harder, and do alpha breathing

[@meptune0335]

as a homeless person, i’ve already infiltrated your business and home. Watch yourself.

[@grake8921]

@@meptune0335 I am shaking in my rich-people boots. I’m going to have to fire all to my hardworking employees and leave them all jobless just to make sure you’re gone

[@commoncoward]

I thought yall had people punch the homeless for ya

[@civilizedmonkey1795]

Some of the stuff in the routine are actually good for your mental health, like meditation and journaling. The issue is the lie that this is what makes billionaires rich. Kurtis put it eloquently: this isn't a routine for people who want to become billionaires, this is a routine for people who are already billionaires.

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

This is a routine for people who have way too much spare time. That's all.

[@xavierbrown4051]

I personally don't like how journalling and meditation are peddled for mental health when they aren't cure alls and don't work for everyone.

[@HiThereLove16]

@@THICCTHICCTHICC the irony of hating on billionaires while upholding the capitalist rhetoric that allows them to exist in the first place lmao

[@user-fe8rh9rg7j]

@@xavierbrown4051 they arent cure alls, and no one said they were. They help for most, but not all. No one said it was a quick fix.

[@helloitsmealex9853]

Exactly, if it was marketed differently and delivered a little bit less pretentiously, I think it would be a perfectly fine list of thing to try to do if you have the time.

[@jillianmcqueen5954]

Kurtis wearing a shirt that says be nice while body shaming billionaires Is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@amily852]

shaming billionaires is a kindness to yourself and the world

[@uncannyvalley2113]

well, it's please be nice to ME

[@statomic]

@@uncannyvalley2113 UNLESS im a billionaire!

[@jillianmcqueen5954]

@@uncannyvalley2113 yes ik but in that part of the vid it just looks like “just be nice”

[@betterbetty3542]

I think you misspelled “hypocritical”

[@cmm3699]

This dudes morning routine is almost exactly what I had to do everyday when I was in the psych ward.

[@fashiharz8584]

You had to drink smoothie?

[@cmm3699]

@@fashiharz8584 i said almost for a reason. The smoothie thing is definitely not something I had to do, but I did have to make healthy breakfast choices and having a smoothie was an option.

[@user-co1hv2in1n]

i didnt even think about it but you’re low key right LOL we didn’t have to move around for two minutes in the morning or anything but a good amount of it was similar,,,, the three things you want to be/feel almost feels something you would do at a group session

[@BlinkOnWheels]

Ikr

[@Lexy12704]

including the cold showers 😭

[@ladymanga6575]

Pro tip: Don't *start* with a cold shower. Start with a regular shower, then at the end you slowly turn the temp down until you get to cold. Much easier to handle that way 😊

[@placeholderdoe]

Maybe you can start of with a hot shower and end it with a hot shower

[@eleanorboggs3308]

@@placeholderdoe wouldn't recommend that - hot showers are very easy to get used to and turning the temp down will make it feel wayyy colder. a regular shower should be where it hits ur skin and feels slightly warm, but is coldish by ur feet.

[@placeholderdoe]

@@eleanorboggs3308 I was making a joke to just have a hot shower

[@Rose-kj7rz]

That's what I do. I start hot, and by the end of the shower, it's as cold as I can stand it. I got to the point where I can't stand having the water really hot when I start anymore, and have to have it lukewarm almost immediately.

[@JinxMarie1985]

Thanks, I really needed to have a guide on how to shower today.

[@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans]

I’m just dying at the fact that while Kurtis is bullying these billionaires, the only part of his shirt you can see is: “Please Be Nice”

[@Ana-vv5xo]

Lol I just noticed that 😂

[@manboy4720]

only be nice to people who actually deserve it. definitely not billionaires.

[@ayandambatiwe3669]

that's so hilarious dude 😂

[@emmybrumbaugh9423]

please be N I C E

[@IrGregular777]

paradox of tolerance. cant be kind to billionaires without being an asshole to the working class.

[@sighcantthinkofaname]

It's amazing how productive someone can sound when they leave out all the employees they have to take care of mundane tasks. I believe this guy can make his own bed and brew his own tea, it's pretty simple and probably makes him feel self sufficient. But like, who's cooking dinner or buying groceries? Who's doing the laundry? Who's cleaning the bathroom? And if there are any kids, who's getting them ready for school and helping them with their homework? Probably not this dude.

[@BakedBrain7100]

Word

[@iamhereblossom1588]

That's peasant work.

[@haggler]

@BANICA»💋 my thoughts exactly

The compilation of Kurtis stepping into the shower was comedy gold

[@linusklassen7380]

Shut up sub botter

[@joey_youtube]

You're allowed to bodyshame everyone.

[@stelf420uwu]

Alpha breathing was a good contester

[@SimplyConeh]

I just wish I could live like a billionaire for 30 minutes, so I could be economically stable for the rest of my life.

[@milkteamachine]

This morning routine is close to impossible for anyone who’s actually working hard and doesn’t have four hours to mediate, journal, read, and consume a variety of drinks

[@KazukiP]

Right?? Like sorry, I have actual stuff to do, like clean my house, go to my JOB and take my kids to school. I don’t have a maids and workers to do it all for me…

[@mattg082]

Test moving for 2 minutes in the morning, and drinking a glass of water. Yeah that’s just called getting ready for work. Meditation and Journaling are good. But just do it after work! Only people writing down dreams are usually artists, to use it for concepts.

[@MintyFreshCupcakes]

Right? I probably have about 20 minutes in the morning (because I value sleep above all else) and basically all I have time for is to pee and feed my cats. I make my breakfast at work and even take my vitamins there too 😂

[@fernvalemusic269]

@@mattg082 I'm an artist and I literally take medication so I don't remember my dreams lol

[@dinahsosa647]

Yeah definitely. One of my teachers was like this and I literally didn’t know how he had time to work out, meditate, journal, and bike to school BEFORE working. And then was on the school board. And then was the best teacher I ever had. And then spent time with his kids and wife.

[@ingledont]

the current trend of commentary youtubers leaving the clips where they stutter and confuse themselves in the video is so nice. it's funny and human

[@Jm-us2re]

Cause we aren't human doings, we are human beings 😌😌

[@Melissa-zr6zw]

I’m still not over “squeet” from another recent video

[@sierrasmith8722]

time stamp?

[@froggy5748]

@@Melissa-zr6zw physible, squeet, and surface leather

[@koiifsh]

@@froggy5748 "h u h ?"

[@megamozaik]

Kurtis doesn't have to tell jokes anymore. He could just alpha breathe at the camera for 10 minutes and I'd piss myself laughing thanks

[@caitlynguthrie5641]

I was so uncomfortable 🤣💀

[@kackie]

It was the garbage smoothie for me

[@danzinno]

no the laugh I let out while trying to do it w him while also watching was INHUMAN omfg

[@caitlynguthrie5641]

@@danzinno how am I picturing this 🤣🤣🤣

[@rue8778]

i need to see this lmao

[@MoondustManwise]

I want what billionaires have, and by what they have, I mean have enough money to live a life that gives me enough time to do the sort of shit I was taught how to do by my therapist. Mental health suddenly feels like a rich person's privilege

[@amitypuff]

"Mental health suddenly feels like a rich person's privilege" feel like we've all kinda known this but seeing it actually typed out made something click in my head.

[@stygianmoon1716]

i mean, it's always been that way. when you've got nothing in your life to worry about, you focus on yourself

[@lenareis8946]

kurtis finding out that meditating is actually nice is so funny to me

[@trigunchica14]

It almost makes me want to try it. Alllmmost

[@ClaireAKokE]

right? A lot of these things are proven to improve mental health, theyre just holistic practices that were adopted by bros in a weird way 😂

[@onlyrocknrollbutilikeit4129]

Why not try it? Just look up the benefits. Meditation can change your life for the better in countless ways.

[@linabean7566]

im taking a complementary and alternative mental health class rn and i just found out how beneficial meditation rlly is to overall health. like i started meditating regularly 2 weeks ago and im already wayyy less anxious! its crazy how effective it is :)

[@trigunchica14]

I have tried it 😂 I said it like that for comedic effect, but I guess more realistically… I should try it for the 15th time. I just loath similar things, like yoga. It’s too slow for me; I want to like it so bad, I just have no desire

[@kevinalamo4250]

Kurtis looked so genuinely sad after a sip of the awful smoothie

[@unicornfabuloso]

And after each shower

[@kevinalamo4250]

@@unicornfabuloso lol that too

[@xoxomiha]

It's been two years and the lines "And while that wet wet journal is up in flames, you make a to feel list, and you leave it blank. Today, you feel nothing" with the boss music inspire me to be my worst every day

[@disasterbi8610]

today we wake up and choose mediocrity🔥🔥

[@Camilshka]

Your completely incomprehensible sentence after drinking the tea and then “ya know?” made me laugh so hard, thank you!

[@ItsDreHere]

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[@ericaheap]

same!

[@mothma_am]

@@ericaheap the professor? you're alive?

[@ericaheap]

@@mothma_am mothman? you exist??

[@glumboy4229]

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[@casandrawebster645]

This video actually made me feel a lot better about myself because I struggle to have a consistent routine because of my mental health and a lot of the shit I see on social media makes me feel bad about the routines I have developed. Reminder that social media really is just social media

[@davefish2280]

Protip for instant improvement in mental health: Delete Facebook.

[@hjhhjui3078]

the only comments being only fans bots is hilarious

[@cordeliax8972]

@@davefish2280 nobody has facebook dave it’s 2022

[@aridflesh3248]

Bro, like everyone in my town has Facebook and it's super weird and sad. It's like fkn Wandavision.

[@LackRemorseA]

It’s hard to stay on a routine try focusing on doing what helps in taking care of yourself it will eventually become a routine

[@anneharper7108]

I like how kurtis didn't google "brain smoothie" recipes to make something that didn't taste like ass and just subjected himself to an approximation of a vague description in a video

[@ShanemanFP]

He’s on that quadrillionaire mindset, does not have time for such triviality as looking things up.

[@matifadzaaa]

@@ShanemanFP 💀💀💀

[@anneharper7108]

@@ShanemanFP god damn it you’re so right, how could i have been so ignorant 😭😭

[@anneharper7108]

@BANICA»💋 deadass????

[@Baer99Z]

Also tbf I've never in my life called them brain smoothie's but if you do it right healthy smoothies can taste fuckin awesome, I love me an avocado banana smoothie and no one can stop me from constantly making them

[@gupdoo3]

Love how the alpha breathing dude explained the very simple concept of "in through your nose out through your mouth" in the most American Psycho way possible

[@cousinscollabxo1285]

as a years long fan of kurtis ive gotta say i was so shocked to realise that hes actually rich and has a really nice house,, i kinda forgot he's actually a famous youtuber and not just some guy in a room

[@betsapp8501]

he’s living well but even someone who makes like 40k/mo is nowhere near the 1% it’s insane to think abt just how rich billionaires really are

[@roseo4498]

@@betsapp8501 that is extremely true but no one said that

[@1993TheDuke]

Same. Then I saw that shower and realized oh yeah, he's really successful

[@vibesofsasha5287]

Yeah, but not everyone with fancy things has as much money as you might think. I know people with decor like that who go out for $60 brunch like 3 times a week, and they're struggling to pay rent. Even needed their parents to pay for car repairs

[@vibesofsasha5287]

Yeah, but not everyone with fancy things has as much money as you might think. I know people with decor like that who go out for $60 brunch like 3 times a week, and they're struggling to pay rent. Even needed their parents to pay for car repairs

[@zora9107]

That house is *gorgeous*, amazing decor job, Jenna and Kurtis

[@uvafresca]

Mainly Jenna but yeah

[@lyndagraziano2634]

I WAS OBSESSING W THEIR DECOR

[@KazukiP]

@@uvafresca how so?

[@jihyosspicytoenail9921]

@@KazukiP Jenna does a lot of home decor! I follow her on TikTok and I love her style

[@I_Am_Wasabi_Man]

thanks

[@LexNonARegeEstViolanda]

I come from a Third World Country where traffic is terrible. The working class would spend an average of 2 hours of commute to go to work, and its even worse coming home... It's crazy to me that billionaires can have a morning routine like that! Where I'm from, people wake up at 4 or 5AM, get ready, do a few chores, then rush to work and pray that you get there on time. I don't have time to make tea from scratch or write in my journal or "breathe" LOL! It's a completely different world for us non-rich people.

[@zinnia1333]

I'm sure a 2 hour routine is great for people who haven't hard to put actual work into doing anything in decades, and needs something mindbogglingly tedious to help stave off the lethargy.

[@lillieampurra]

if they stop moving for too long, rigor mortis sets in

[@LifeOfLiana]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/roqZhah5rtStbqM vlog !!

[@davefish2280]

Exactly, first of all billionaires constantly get asked by bullshit websites "WhAt iS YoUr MorNiNg RoUtiNe?!?" so they can write yet another clickbait billionaire morning routine article, so they are constantly having to think up interesting things to say when asked this question, so a lot of it is purely made up. But yes, the biggest problems a billionaire has to contend with are boredom and apathy, so a lot of them really do have crazy morning routines like this to help with the crushing depression of being a billionaire. Movie stars do the same thing, since every challenge and obstacle is removed from their lives, they need to fill it with ridiculous stuff like this to stop themsevles going insane. Only billionaires who have *already made their money* and are living off the profits from their investements live like this, the ones that are still working every day to make even more money just eat breakfast and have a shower like everyone else.

[@giftmakumbibiye1486]

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[@woahjmusic]

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[@phaedra._.]

Kurtis just shrugging after going "I am bodyshaming. What are you gonna do about it?" is KILLING me

[@msthecommentator2863]

I don't think anyone was exactly rushing to the billionaire's aid 😂

[@CheeseburgerStreaming]

You ok?

[@guytorie]

I mostly just quietly laugh at jokes these days, but the "beta breathing" line got me to laugh so loud I startled myself. Thanks Kurtis!

[@mayflyforyou]

Yeah, it got me good lol

[@khalilmartinez6063]

Same lol

[@laura-db6bm]

that’s so cute shoelace i hope you’re doing okay

[@pokaay3163]

Yeah havent audibly chuckled at a joke like that in a bit 💀

[@sopheehee3474]

ME TOO LMAO

[@emmakirkwood2946]

me in 2023 watching this knowing that 5 billionaires infact did get stuffed into a locker and rode down a mountain, it was just underwater

[@hallelujahlockandload]

Damn, the submarine thing was 6 months ago?

[@BoxOfToasters]

Shame Kurtis didn't ride it.

[@PeatBogGuy]

And now they want to do it again!

[@anks_yt]

What?! ​@@BoxOfToasters

[@lanny007]

​@@PeatBogGuy i hope they stuff it with 10 more guys this time

[@derekhasabrain]

Not gonna lie, a lot of this advice is exactly what I needed to hear to improve my life. Not to become wealthy or a billionaire, but just to improve my quality of life. But the fact that these people give you these tips with the promise of wealth and success just by doing them is just a scam

[@parkertheemoskaterdude5522]

I saw someone else in here make a really good point. It went something like " These types of billionaires do a good job at convincing people that doing the bare minimum in self care will make you achieve their lifestyle" and I completely agree with it. It really put the feeling they give me into perfect words

[@ormitomimus]

Most of these things are a part of solid routine, which is very benefitial for your health, but as you say, no way it's gonna make you billionare. And also most of the time they try to sell you shit while describing the routine. It's to seem like a "regular person" - the consumer and convince you, that you will benefit from said thing in your life.

[@splash2849]

agreed, i started meditating and journaling in quarantine and it helped me tremendously but u don’t need to do all these things to be successful

[@kaltogi6645]

Tbh yeah this routine seems very beneficial. Might have to try it myself and become a billionaire🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@childecamehome7149]

your mom

[@meatmannequin]

the batshit crazy morning routine kurtis came up with actually seems more enjoyable than the other one

[@woahjmusic]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6WTmoVrhbN5prM

[@nifa7231]

Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@meatmannequin]

why do i have mf bots in my replies get outta here

[@pinkbunnyskyedoesthings7762]

it does

[@omgfiredragon]

@@meatmannequin I don't know-

[@mattcohen2145]

depression’s been kicking my ass lately and this made made me laugh today. thanks kurtis

[@mattcohen2145]

@Quark you ok dude?

[@wonderbookk]

hope you feel better man

[@hiinsanity]

Same let’s let it win

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@Quark Okay, but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for $0.62.

[@megauwu321]

Hang in there, and remember to show yourself compassion!

[@mixed_emotions5391]

is anyone else literally infatuated with kurtises beauty

[@leix7]

After doing Kurtis's routine, I entered a deep coma in which I became a billionaire. Thanks Kurtis!

[@ImaPizzaK]

deep comma

[@ImaPizzaK]

,

[@Zคภ-c1o]

if you are still in coma...then we are just a part of your coma, and if you wake up... it might be the end of us 😱😱😱

[@astronb6350]

I love men

[@charkie5830]

This is a bit random, but I want to point out that the “three things I want to do” checklist is actually a really great move. In therapy I work a lot on setting very attainable goals, and making a checklist with a bunch of stuff on it is a lot more likely to be overwhelming, and not actually get done. There’s no shame in bite-size tasks.

[@charkie5830]

Now,,,,the to-feel list,,,that’s a move LMAO

[@helenb5024]

tbh i think the “to feel” list can be a good idea!! like a lot of people i know are ashamed to feel certain feelings (like sadness or anything else) so i think it could be beneficial

[@projectjupiter5523]

massive agree, i got advised to make to-do lists for the same reason, i hope therapy is going well for you too! also i kinda like the idea of a to feel list even if it's a bit cringe lol, i find it hard to feel any emotion sometimes so aiming to do things to make myself happy might acc be a good idea? i'll try it and let y'all know if i get super duper rich 😎 note: "human beings not human doings" made me feel the emotion of rage >:(

[@calamorta]

Most of this coach bs is actually really helpful. You might make fun of them but I personally know a former procrastinator who started to get into this self help bs and his life really changed for the better, so that's when I kinda stopped laughing at this stuff. Is it ridiculous to necessarily take cold showers to start your day? Kinda, but if you're incapable of following such a basic task, you most likely won't be able to learn important skills, take care of your body and so on. These self help coaches are clearly not scientific but they don't need to. As long as they get the placebo effect going, that's all you need. Even those who preach that quantum physics is about positive thinking. It's totally bs, but if you set your mind to buy that shit, it's a perfectly fine way to cope with life and make the best of it. Will you become a billionaire? Nah. My friend didn't, but he stopped eating like a fat man and managed to get a good job in data analysis because of his self control and ability to be consistent with his studies.

[@virekin0t719]

i feel like a lot this is a good example of a lot of the things on this list being good advice they just executed it horribly bc they're you know... billionaires.

[@veraeroes]

this is unrelated but the decor of kurtis' house is so cute... it's very artistic and tasteful

[@jerirasmussen6591]

Jenna does such a great job. She posts more pics of it on her insta 😍

[@morganlorwel7710]

Yea that was a cool shower

[@desireel.6358]

Jenna rly popped owfff

[@Molly-yb6vj]

@Kay E as a Canadian... Taxes are very high here :(

[@boboblueblue2]

Jenna posts a lot of their home decor and interior design on TikTok if you want to see more!

[@pick4636]

kurtis just shamelessly and absolutely DUNKING on billionaires is my favorite thing ever

[@ormitomimus]

I love how really rich people have to micromanage everything in their day, so it's not so obvious they are not doing anything. They separate some usual tasks for regular people into smaller tasks and make it seem super-duper important. And then stuff some more pointless shit there. My lifestyle is crappy, but at least I'm not pathetic to the point I have to post these "morning routines".

[@deliriouspenis]

so true, user Yeri’s pink hair strand. it’s laughable to see those people making videos about their glamorous lifestyle but it’s just things like meditation or reading, like that’s just people’s routine, but mostly when they are not burdened by their strict job’/school’ schedules, which literally demand them to wake up at 7 and have little to no time to live healthily like that.

[@Whatdoiwritehere8]

If you’re rich and famous you can get the best chefs trainers assistants doctors etc. If their honest that it’s unattainable without infinite resources

[@stephenrowley4171]

They don't actually do any of the stuff they claim to

[@coolcatalesha]

right?? like drink water?? HUH?? thats not a task thats something u do anyway for survival

[@noctivagus847]

@@coolcatalesha tbf I don't even do that properly

[@Cory_Springer]

As a certified dream interpreter, I can confidently say all of the dreams Kurtis described at 12:00 mean the exact same thing. Those dreams mean he was sleeping.

[@myo759]

omg wow

[@cherrybomb8120]

you’re a genius…

[@pastelwerewolf9906]

Man that's so deep /lh /j

[@sunnybowos266]

Zamn... Hope he recovers soon 😔

[@Jakethegreat0317]

@@sunnybowos266 Zamn, she’s twelve 😔😔

[@b4thewar540]

I love that the morning routine also has you guzzling down 3 different drinks with no solid food to be had, because billionaires get enough nutrients from all that alpha breathing

[@placeholderdoe]

Their work is so easy they need basically no calories

[@manchld]

The problem with body shaming isn't that the person you direct it at doesn't deserve it, it's that you're insulting a whole bunch of people who look like them in the way you're insulting will feel bad without having earned it. They just have a big eye or grey teeth.

[@aaronsimons]

Thank you I was thinking exactly this. Bodyshaming billionaires is still bodyshaming a body.

[@tsukkibro]

YOU POSTED TOO?? THANK YOU you and danny over here making my day better bro 😭 edit: damn jacob andrew sharpe too 💀💀

[@arsonist8502]

Yeah for awhile bunny drew and kurtis had the same upload schedule

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

AND SCOTT CRAMER

[@boxens]

and noel miller 😩

[@maxtaetle420]

noel too

[@mintysali1141]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@m00nrac00n]

The intro was everything. Roasting billionaires and their questionable taste is very enjoyable. Very tired of seeing those guys portrayed as role models by buisness journalists lmao. Most of them are straight up musky.

[@indymay5760]

I agree making fun of billionaires but I don’t really agree with body shaming purely Cus of other people who have it for example my sister has the same eye problem as jeffy bezos and she’s pretty self conscious of it so it would effect her to see others be made fun of for it yknow (no hate)

[@m00nrac00n]

@@indymay5760 I think the difference is that those people are portrayed as the peak of human performance, while having flaws like anyone - but they actually would have the money to fix this stuff yet look like a goon. (not bc of an eye in particular or anything, its more like the whole package with those guys - they are just goofy).

[@acanthocephala]

u mean...Elon Musky??? sry

[@longjohn2404]

@@indymay5760 Yeah, jokes are fine, but aren’t exclusive to the people being made fun of. They still hurt others who relate to the person being made fun of.

[@beth4692]

Yeah they just get away with it because people accept/idolise anything rich ‘successful’ people do, it’s like when models wear ugly outfits

[@sagejennings4342]

Billionaires: "Just work harder" The Working Class they've stepped on to get higher: *literally working harder than any of them have in their entire lives*

[@АндрейЦарьков-з8и]

Billionaires gave workers work, money, etc Workers still can run any business legally, but they choose to work on corp And so after that you are shitting billionaires for "stepping on worker" Nice work, lefty

[@donnieraczynski572]

the “working class” are often lazy and obnoxious i pity rich people because they achieved so much while most of us are just slackers who don’t wanna progress much

[@laur5101]

@@donnieraczynski572 pretty sure i lost brain cells while reading ur comment.

[@brendan1871]

Hey! Billionaires work really hard to exploit the the labor power of the working class in order to extract surplus-value and generate profit. It's unproductive, harmful work, sure, but you can be certain they will do everything to maintain and prolong the mode of production in place.

[@GoofyEarlFan]

Donnie Raczynski how to lose brain cells in one second

[@samualcarter9068]

i’m disappointed kurtis did not try cocaine in this video

[@michellesiregar8245]

When Kurtis opens his mouth, you just know that he's gonna say something in his video !

[@limefish3681]

omg this is so true

[@PYNKERIE]

this is fr only real kurtis fans know this one

[@DhrithionVocals]

so true

[@marseatheadrest]

on god

[@lamedragon3323]

Or he's gonna alpha breathe

[@cryism7798]

if the whole 30 minutes was just kurtis roasting billionaires i would be just as happy

[@nica7747]

Fr

[@kollective3608]

There’s two type of people. People who look at billionaires and are inspired, and then there are loser who rather hate by the sidelines lmao.

[@user-vt3qw5ql8b]

@@kollective3608 lmao inspired?To do what?Become like them?You can't.The system Is rigged.

[@donnieraczynski572]

nah poor people are nasty billionaires are superior

[@cudo9739]

@@donnieraczynski572 so… ur saying everyone in this comment section sucks because we don’t exploit workers

[@nintendold]

I love how "and they look out for the little guy" is an actual punchline which doesn't need any explaining in order for us to know it's sarcasm

[@acaciarutherford258]

As someone with ADHD that morning routine would cost all of my spoons and I could do nothing else

[@Nerodotnet]

Real 😭

[@ladybyleth]

I know it's so easy to clown on but "I'm a human being, not a human doing" is literally advice my therapist has given me. The way I use it is to remind myself that I deserve empathy and love even if I don't "do anything" and I just am. It's been a good reminder for me personally, as someone with depression. But I feel like it comes out a lot more pretentious when it's sold by these faux intellectual billionaires

[@froggy5748]

I misread your comment and thought you said that it reminded you that you don’t deserve empathy and I was so concerned for you

[@periwinklephoenix]

i think he was making fun of it because it is extremely ironic for a billionaire to say that. theyre not human doings, but the people who work for them are.

[@ladybyleth]

@@periwinklephoenix no for sure, I fully agree with you there. I just wanted to make sure folks know it's not inherently bad advice. Just pretentious coming from rich jerks lol

[@spimuru5040]

based scatman reference

[@GoodKidmAAdLizard]

my the rapist has given thou?

[@markotnanatkapietruszki]

Clapping with Kurtis after "folks" always brings me joy.

[@sensorsoonn6494]

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[@lingshloflingshlo741]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqm0c3ilftRso68

[@beth4692]

It’s like the modern equivalent to the friends theme song

[@causeofmyserendipity8562]

@@beth4692 except kurtis is actually funny

[@LoraK31]

I agree the to-do list thing is only for if you're already rich, but for the exact opposite reason. If you're working a retail job for 8+ hours, just crossing three things off of a to-do list (like writing a chapter of your book or exercising or something) is so hard because you're so exhausted from the day, whereas billionaires don't have to worry about being drained from a day job.

[@elijahharmel8450]

i'm pretty sure that's the exact reason he gave

[@chaotic240]

that's.....what he said

[@LoraK31]

@@elijahharmel8450 What he said was when you're working at a place like McDonald's you're doing way more than three things a day so you'd be crossing more off a to-do list.

[@Lenyeto]

I don't necessarily think it's that difficult. You're setting a goal too high if your using "Write a chapter of your book" as an example. People would typically do "Write something for the book". Many times, these goals are just 10-15 minutes from your day. There's plenty of times I'm just watching KZbin/playing video games after work that could be used more effectively. Things like "Do the dishes", "Take out the trash", or hobby-oriented goals like "Work on a sewing project for 15 minutes". The big thing is that goals can always be broken down to something more manageable.

[@Fafnd]

Your right they, the rich, have all the leisure time in the world. When a worker wants time off to relax, especially in the USA, they are called lazy, slackers, or worse fired from their job. The problem has always been a rich few having all the time and money in the world while the 99% are wage slaves that are forced to work ourselves to death.

[@throneofterra109]

Kurtis' "joke routine" sounds like what I imagine billionaires legitimately do every morning after they post their "billionaire routine" tik tok

[@DanaiHamit]

Nice pfp 👍

[@Somebodyelse141]

The thing about morning routines is that they should be what *you* need, and ideally would be built up and perfected over time. Trying to copy someone else's to a T will always lead to failure

[@tatiana4050]

Unless you can shape shift and replace them and have to pretend to be them when people are looking

[@cady4489]

Love your pfp lmao

[@nineinchthread]

These actually sounded like good ideas as I do watch channel like Jordan green and Cole hastings.the title of the original video probably could of been better and some of these channels do believe you have to follow what they say of your doing it wrong.as someone with autism and ADHD I felt like at one point I had to follow all of it like taking a cold shower but then realized everyone learns to do things different might as well not compare it's like apple and oranges. Sorry for the long rant btw I love your pfp

[@nymthetyrant]

“You’re allowed to body shame a billionaire” - Kurtis Connor 2022

[@Bloody_Corpses]

They can afford to have surgeries whenever they want 👍 I can't afford any surgeries unfortunately

[@demiiwatson2081]

333 likes, the universe says we're on the right track by shaming billionaires

[@derschiefeturm]

oof the o

[@elif-br8fi]

I MADE THE LIKES 666

[@urgentlyj]

its so nice finally seeing something other than kurtys room. jennas decor is everything

[@vikkumari]

The "To Feel" list feels like it might be useful for somebody with anxiety or depression who needs to try to feel more... positive feelings. Thinking about trying it to try and get out of this depression and anxiety how I've been living in for a month.

[@sarahgooey]

hey, i hope its going better

[@Nerodotnet]

@@sarahgooeyagreed, hope y’all are well

[@user-rn2dw2nd9t]

kurtis went through all five stages of grief after that single sip of a smoothie

[@Katamaricilla]

I used to work in a juice/smoothies bar and every day someone would come with an atrocious smoothie recipe like the one in the video. It would taste horrible but they were always searching for something "detox" (No juice is going to detoxify anything. You already have a whole organ inside your body doing that).

[@Lill2895]

The detox fads are SO annoying 😭 Had an argument with someone that you can't detox your armpits. It's not a real medical thing just because you want to use natural deodorant. Some stuff just doesn't work for every body.

[@ashikjaman1940]

These people probably don't have livers anymore

[@crypticcorvid]

Don't a bunch of "detox" recipes also involve purposely giving yourself diarrhea to "cleanse" your system?

[@puppypower222]

this just really shows how little billionaires "work" for their money.. they truly just fucking sit around all day not working or doing anything while they steal all their money from actual workers

[@tylerandleahcanadian3888]

The harder u work the less you make in this world

[@vv285]

@@tylerandleahcanadian3888 doesnt apply to everything lol

[@tylerandleahcanadian3888]

@@vv285 I mean most jobs lol Hard labour doesn't pay very well man

[@theblaze5530]

This resembles my anti-depression quarantine routine that I tried to do. *Cause I had more than enough time*

[@Kagamishoshi]

hahahaha

[@gabriellaraziah]

Kurtis has unfortunately made me neutral evil. Him saying “And yes, i AM body shaming” because I wasn’t even gonna say anything. I was cracking up at the first roast😂

[@mmmchestnut4085]

Minus the cold shower, dumbass smoothie, breathing, and “brain training,” this actually seems like a solid start to a day off. Giving yourself some time to relax and set yourself up for the day is a good idea, assuming you have the time to do that.

[@galaxyocicat5660]

The thing about these productivity stuff is that you can only do it if you have time, which billionaires do cause they hire people to do other jobs for them (cleaning after them etc)

[@KP0p1437]

That's the thing. Us working class got no time for all that. I wake up at 6, shower, eat breakfast, shit, do some simple makeup and it's already time for me to go to work. Time is a luxury only the rich can afford

[@DafieYo]

the smoothie seemed fine honestly, you just gotta add something else to it as well and don't put too much avocado and spinach. and yeah, obviously the fact this routine takes like 2 hours...

[@mikkionyt]

Oh

[@mmmchestnut4085]

@@KP0p1437 to you as well as Space Chicken Nugget, yeah I agree. It’s annoying to me to see billionaires make videos like these “tips” cuz like, how unaware of the rest of the world do they have to be to think that anyone with normal money has time for this stuff? Like we really only can do a quick 10 minute meditation at best. Our lives are way too busy for almost any of this. Unfortunately, only on a day off can this be done, and even at that, it’s not all useful.

[@FlintBits]

They make the barrier for entry look like it's not just being morally corrupt, but rather highly disciplined. It's a façade.

[@TheRenofox]

This. There are some (really justified) parody videos of how holier-than-you pretentious these kind of videos are - and STILL the real videos are more implausible than the real deals.

[@londonhughes5986]

When I was depressed, I would put “eat lunch,” “go to class,” and “drink 2 glasses of water” on my daily list, because when I crossed them off it helped me not judge myself for not utilizing every second of my day to better myself. That pressure was too much and I would ignore basic needs, so the “easy” list helped.

[@krahvata]

For real. I have to put "have breakfast" on my list because I will forget to eat.

[@PineappleLiar]

I feel this. When you struggle to even get up and do anything throughout the day, sometimes you need to even make getting up an accomplishment. Honestly the 'giving yourself 3 tasks to do' thing is actually something I agree with; it's just that those three things are the launching point of the day, and not all you have to do. Also journaling about that is just a little excessive for me, I just think of the three things I wanna do the next day before bed, it's only 3 things, why waste time writing them out. My issue is that my sense of time is terribly warped on how long certain tasks should take, so I put a lot of things off cause I don't 'think' I have time for them.

[@theresamk1296]

I honestly put “brush teeth” on my to do lists and I’m not ashamed of it. It’s easy for me to forget until like, halfway through the day and then I’m already working and can’t just stop to go brush my teeth

[@Potat941]

Yeah I second that, it totally helps on bad days and there’s nth wrong with that :)

[@elusivemayfly7534]

Been there too. Hope you’re doing well ❤️

[@jevilcore]

As somebody who interprets dreams as a hobby, I can actually help with that. It sounds like you’re stressed about sleeping in hotels rather than your own bed, with your girlfriend, in your home. Peeing in dreams can mean a lot of things (usually one of them is that you’ve pissed the bed for real) and the hotel is likely because you go on tours and do comedy shows. That was likely a dream indicating that you needed to take a break from live shows and spend more time at home!

[@MaximumHyperfixation]

I literally read the comments for like 20 minutes looking for someone who has interpreted this dream for him! 🤣 Thanks for this.

[@eleanorboggs3308]

oh my gosh that's so cool!! is there anywhere you'd recommend for a beginner at interpreting dreams?

[@bellathesuperpoms]

I once had a dream i was in a supermarket and i needed to pee then i met sis vs bro then i was in time square then i didnt have shoes then my mum gave me slippers but she was mad then i woke up thinking i rlly met sis vs bro(it was 2017) then i pees in the toilet

[@Rose-kj7rz]

100% of the time I dream about peeing, it's bc I'm about to wake up due to needing to pee irl.

[@alexagraham7543]

the crossover I never needed: kurtis and my boss (the narrator of the fucking morning routine video) 💀😭 I hate it here

[@jordynensor2081]

you cant be serious... god that must be so surreal and almost borderline dystopian lol

[@alexagraham7543]

@@jordynensor2081 the thing that’s so funny to me is that my boss isn’t actually a billionaire, the video kurtis reacted to was repurposed by a channel called “be inspired” I believe, and for some strange reason they titled it “billionaire morning routine”… my boss is just passionate about brain health and shared his morning routine and they turned it around and are like BILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE

[@JvS1711]

I hope you get a chance to give him shit about the "gems" and other crap he puts in his tea.

[@mayaaa3932]

AHAHHHAHAHA

[@marrr420]

you should ask him what today’s to feel list says

[@ambersillah49]

Still thinking about how he never said “brush my teeth” during the morning routine😀

[@starchaser1437]

Wh would you need to brush your teeth as a billionaire when you can just buy new ones😃

[@FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat]

Some people actually don’t brush their teeth. My dad only gets his teeth brushed at dentist appointments and uses flossing as a substitute for actually brushing…

[@HilariouslySatan8094]

Rich people don't brush their teeth confirmed

[@pokaay3163]

@@FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat im sorry to say this but your dad might be a billionaire

[@bananawitchcraft]

@@HilariouslySatan8094 Considering all the new-agey trends these folks tend to be into, that actually sounds plausible

[@elizabethstauffer8573]

ngl hearing kurtis describe wage theft in a way that's very digestible to a huge audience is very cool

[@isthisanonymousidk]

As a woman, I am trying to calculate how he fits his hair and makeup into this routine

[@lasagnalover_69]

he doesnt really do those things…….makeup is just so….fake, also he already wakes up with perfectly styled beach waves every morning. i guess he’s just….not like other girls (/s)

[@bdelphan]

He doesn't see any people because his routine takes all day, so he can skip that step. He doesn't even shave or perform normal grooming processes apparently.

[@chicknugs]

I recently learned that Bill Gates earns so much money per second that if he dropped a hundred dollar bill it literally would not be worth his time to pick it up

[@karanaher5030]

@@JesterSatans Why do you think someone like Bill is ever gonna spend time picking up a 100 dollar bill, hell, he might not even use notes and only uses cards or net-banking.

[@karanaher5030]

@@JesterSatans bro are you dumb...? Your comments make no sense and is grammatically incorrect. Simply put, a man such as Bill Gates is too desensitized to money that he'd spend the effort of bending down to pick up a 100 dollar bill. He'd not even bat an eye if 100 dollars fell from his pockets since money at this point has little value to him.

[@dylans8294]

@@karanaher5030It’s a metaphor.

[@juju-kn6rx]

jesus christ that's insane

[@noodloo3915]

@@karanaher5030do you take everything this literally

[@bailey9134]

Kurtis's hand writing looks just like I would imagine.

[@msthecommentator2863]

You know...it actually makes perfect sense that a billionaire's typical response to the working class on how to get to their impossibly high monetary level is "just keep working".

[@johnm.castillo3163]

my immigrant mother with 4 kids and 3 jobs with different employers "kept working"... now she's 72 with severe arthritis collecting 900 bucks a month social security as her only form of income . Gotta love the American Dream

[@popopop984]

It’s the perfect trick, tell people to just work harder and smarter, let a few rise through the ranks, and keep the illusion the system is working and fair in any sense. Nobility used to do that with some peasants to make other peasants think they can become nobles and that the system isn’t oppressive

[@oncreativemode5486]

kinda reminds me of artists who always say "just practice" as advice

[@msthecommentator2863]

@@oncreativemode5486 That I will defend because A. I'm an artist myself and have sometimes told others who've asked me, "how did you get so good?!?" "Literal decades of practice" And B. You *can* get good at art through hard work and dedication. You'll never in your lifetime become a billionaire if all you do is work.

[@nameless9767]

@@oncreativemode5486 i mean that does actually work though. If you dont get any additional tips and tricks it will take a bit longer, but if you keep practicing you will get better

[@blokvader8283]

I'm just gonna say real quick, typically when making a smoothie, you cover the smoothie shit with the liquid, as opposed to the 4 millileters Kurtis put in it, hence the mud viscosity.

[@luke3834]

the booing at "we're not human doings we're human beings" despite it 100% being something kurtis would say is taking me out

[@Blakbox92]

Tbf it's cringe when someone is saying this and listing 15 things to do all in the morning

[@JaxontheOkay]

but like as a joke and not something somehow meant to be inspirational

[@RINGOTHEMAN]

the most baffling thing about this routine is that yeah they're all nice sentiment, but also no one with a 9-5 job who's actively in the working class has the time to do any of it. as Kurtis said, this just proves billionaires have time to goof off in the morning. also, it was kinda funny to see Kurtis expose his caffeine addiction to us with the tea thing, lol.

[@Abyzz_Knight]

@@mbs8454 "wake up earlier and stop wasting time watching Kurt's Conner videos. This routine takes an hour or two at most. so 1-2 hours less sleep then normal everyday? That's not healthy. "You waste more time doing nothing on your phone or watching tv" At least with those I'm not pretending to be productive. Most of the routine just doesn't seem productive, like I could cut it down to- 0.Wake up (make bed if you feel the need) 1. Take a shower 2. Make a to-do list 3. (Optional) move body and/or meditate 4. (Optional) drink smoothie 5. Go about your day So much time an effort saved. Dude just added a bunch of bullsh*t to make his morning routine seem actually busy, like he literally put drink water, drink tea, and drink smoothie as three separate steps in the routine. Edit: also notice how there isn't a single f*cking business tip in there, no actual advice on how to make money. Billionaires really just bullsh*t people into thinking doing some stupid routine will somehow make them rich.

[@salosalon489]

@@mbs8454 stop wasting your time responding to comments, it takes 8 hours to work and 7 hours to lick the boots of the upper class, and you need to go work again

[@bellathesuperpoms]

Whats a 9-5 u mean 9 am to 5pm? My school has 8am to 6pm

[@sarahisabella7281]

@@bellathesuperpomsa job

[@skyesthelimit6251]

I wake up an hour earlier so I can goof around while I get ready just to transition to my day. Just because I can get ready in 15 minutes doesn’t mean I want to. Do I get less sleep… yes but am I somehow more awake… maybe

[@emmas4658]

something I find interesting is that a lot of these habits have been borrowed(?) from buddhism/other eastern practices, and their original intentions are more along the lines of" being well so you're able to help your community" and helping you live a more whole, balanced life. and then these guys come along and turn them into some way to win at capitalism. what's supposed to allow you to be of service to others and live a full life is being contorted to help people's greed. there's nothing inherently bad about wanting to wake up early, meditate, journal, read, etc, because those practices can be very helpful in maintaining peace of mind, but the intention of using them to increase your own capital beyond what's necessary, is really really sad.

[@msthecommentator2863]

It's funny you say that, because I was thinking something similar. My therapist dips into many Eastern practices when it comes to mental health, it's a great jumping block if you don't know how to mentally take care of yourself. So to see these stupid billionaires parade it around like it's the key to their ridiculous wealth is incredibly upsetting.

[@leeqimin]

Borrowed? You mean stolen?

[@emmas4658]

@@leeqimin yup

[@lm3341]

@@leeqimin you can't steal habits, y'all have some issues

[@oopsihaveknives]

yeah i had a very similar routine in rehab 🥴 haha

[@abbyrose7533]

This was hilarious. Reminds me not to take myself or life too seriously. But these are super helpful tips to some degree. It’s not about getting rich but living a good life.

[@nyquilhoe]

kurtis, you and danny and drew make me feel so much better. sometimes when i’m rlly sad i’ll just rewatch a couple of yalls videos and feel better

[@clarissabehrens1526]

Same 🙏

[@woahjmusic]

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[@divyatulsi1520]

Same 🥺🥲❤️

[@nyquilhoe]

@@divyatulsi1520 the alpha breathing lifted me out of depression for like 5 mins

[@g0neg1rlg0ne]

Sameee

[@hollyken3]

I would actually love to see Kurtis try out different morning routines and review them!

[@monomonito929]

omg yess

[@squishish]

Oh hell yeah. All the weird aesthetic ones and rating them. I'd love to see the contrast of the "alpha" routine and the like "instgrammer" morning routine lol

[@kristentharappel1441]

Main take away point: Everyone who says they do all this stuff in the morning is absolutly lying.

[@Emmysn0w]

Maybe on their days off but probably not, this is to much carpe-diem

[@4kibamb0n89]

another takeaway is: don't copy others, figure out what works for you personally

[@beth4692]

Except Trisha paytas, that’s the one thing I’ll give her

[@paris5410]

My morning routine consists of rolling out of bed, showering while half-asleep, rushing to class an hour early because if I’m not an hour early I’ll be two hours late, killing time by drinking my morning coffee and eating Franzbrötchen at the university café, and finally going to class to catch up on the sleep I did not get the night before. So yeah. I do stuff. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

[@kristentharappel1441]

@@paris5410 My morning routine is very similar to this! We're just trying to survive lol.

[@kickiniitbak]

The part where Kurtis was doing the alpha breathing literally had me choking on my food cause I was laughing. Thanks for almost killing me, Kurtis lol

[@birdtutorialart]

To be honest, I agree with most of the morning routine. It’s similar to stuff my therapist has suggested I add to my routine.. I think being in touch with yourself and your body is a good thing. But this… definitely isn’t a billionaire routine…. This is a “my therapist said that maybe routine could help with my severe depression and anxiety” routine

[@jmvonheim]

so true, got the same advice myself. but now i've kinda made it into something that works for me, like getting up, making the bed, washing my face with cold water and have a small breakfast even if im not hungry etc. it's honestly helped me so much lately

[@frost1995]

@Quark you will not archive anything with this comment you know that right?

[@mamba-do-u]

@@frost1995 It's a reply bot. I've found this same account on all Danny, Drew and Kurtis' videos replying to all the big comments. Best way to deal with them is to just report these bot comments when you see them.

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@Quark Okay, but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for $0.62.

[@ngndnd]

i dont think this will help anyone with anxiety or depression lol. As someone who suffers from both, this would make me even more anxious cause it looks like a 4 hour morning routine. Imma just go back to bed and be lazy after doing all that

[@garbagetrash2938]

"We're not human doings, we're human beings." Bruh you're a billionaire. You force employees to work insane hours and extract every bit of wealth you can out of them. How are you going to preach about feelings and being present in your life? You have the luxury of free time!

[@KhayJayArt]

He also stole that "human doing" quote from a Simpsons episode, so he's an uncreative rich hack.

[@thomasschulte5556]

I’m 99% sure that the people who made the video are not billionaires and have no business telling people how to become billionaires. The narrator of that video is some guy named Jim Kwik who definitely doesn’t seem to be a billionaire from what I can tell.

[@nicholasvargas8510]

Just don’t work there… get a job that accommodates your hours and a job you enjoy, nobody is forcing you to work at Amazon where they’re 9$ above the minimum wage as a storage worker or 4$ above the average job for 1st time jobs?

[@TheIntenseLime]

@@nicholasvargas8510 This dude deadass using the “bro just get a different job bro” argument lmfaoo

[@rh5077]

poor person mindset

[@gogmalo2534]

idk why but kurtis is so much funnier now than he was say, a couple years ago, its like the mullet has allowed him to really come into his own

[@geemgeem3544]

fr fr. I remember watching him when he was around maybe 50k subs?? and not finding it particularly funny, but had an inclination that in a few years he'd get really big. I didn't sub at the time lol but had a gut feeling. so strange to look back on that!

[@dollykumo2959]

he is hilarious i love the dude. _but holy shit his stand up comedy, and podcast are a s s_

[@nubbyneef1068]

@@dollykumo2959 I’m not a big podcast guy, but i like listening to his podcast in the background when I’m doing work.

[@dollykumo2959]

@@nubbyneef1068 i do that sometimes too. its okay and pretty entertaining, just not all that funny

[@Grunk369]

@@dollykumo2959 i am going sit….yeah

[@Riot_Drrgon]

square breathing is actually a great breathing exercise to calm down. my therapist gave me a little packet of relaxation exercises and square breathing was in there. i personally like it because it slows down my heart rate.

[@TheFangirlOtaku]

I'm a vivid dreamer so I love hearing the weird/cool/crazy shit other people do in their dreams. Kurtis's dreams are short and simple but still great lol

[@chambucket2972]

@sehhi vooty 7:44

[@bubaaaaaaaaa]

I once had a dream where I was an orphan in this hella beautiful mansion like orphanage and it was winter time (there’s no snow in my country even), I was wearing a winter outfit with different light blue shades which is also the orphanage’s colors. I followed the orphan caretaker(?) one day and she was a blonde middle aged woman then she suddenly looked back at me then she chased me then I woke up in the DREAM crying cuz no one wants to adopt/love me. Then I woke up irl this time, I kinda wanna go back there cuz it was pretty af and I felt snow even though it’s just in my imagination (I didn’t know what snow felt like at the time cuz im in the Philippines but it was pretty accurate now that I felt it a week ago)

[@schrodinger1374]

Had a nightmare last night that my dad got really into NFTs

[@Eva-nt9ml]

@@schrodinger1374 I has this dream but it was my mom

[@royalblanket]

I had a dream where I bred spiders and squirrels together to make squiders

[@grandpaix3992]

i'm standing up for jeff bezos! if you're gonna shame his weird tiny eye, you also have to shame his weirdly turtley face. you can't pick and choose what you shame on a person, kurtis, that's insensitive. you gotta shame the whole package.

[@brianacarey8617]

Can’t forget his evil laugh

[@user-vo1xo1cj6k]

Dude looks like a chub

[@h3ll0k1ttygirlie]

don’t forget hes bald too

[@godmodeextreme]

@@h3ll0k1ttygirlie he's built like a villain.

[@Maddy-ni3cy]

The whole...Amazon package.