Five Irish Youtubers start a Dysfunctional Irish Farm

[@RTGame]

There'll be no second famine on our watch! Watch more videos with The Irish Lads here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jImZhmZ-oL10mac

[@mistercookboom1899]

Yes

[@7bup425]

Lawn mowing simulator...play it...

[@Cardboard_object]

Boop

[@JustSomeMexicanwithaMustache]

You sure about that? 😏

[@bravodelta6980]

Ok

[@DaithiDeNogla]

This shit was a fever dream

[@Infinite_Archive]

I'd say it was a fever nightmare.

[@dragcomania7220]

What kind of drugs did you take before this nightmare happened?

[@mavvi3303]

It was beautiful

[@thenthson]

@@dragcomania7220 yes.

[@inoob26]

It's not a dream Nogla! Get out of the tunnel!

[@mavvi3303]

I love how whenever Jack is being productive or trying to actually do something he talks to Dan, and when he wants to goof around he is like "where is Kevin?" ahaha

[@mavvi3303]

5:20 And I also love how proudly he exclaims "I did it Dan!" and Dan is just being all supportive "That's great!" 😄

[@aryandairshad]

Kevin would jump off a cliff and the lads would follow without hesitation. Not without question, but without hesitation nonetheless.

[@runner8142]

Why is this so true tho

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

"Kevin what are you doing don't jump off a cliff. " While he's already falling off

[@Satherian]

@@justanotheranimeprofilepic "Where are we going Kevin? Why are we jumping off a cliff?" "I wanted to see what's at the bottom"

[@taekinuru2]

He is a military genius after all.

[@shabba8487]

"Kevin what the feck are ya doin" "Im jumping off a feckin cliff daithi" "Oh aye I'll go wit ya"

[@andrewk2886]

"The Blight is comin' back!" *All Hell immediately breaks loose among the Irish Lads*

[@Mr.Bimgus]

Timestamp 19:46

[@Sir_Bucket]

every Irishma has the famine trauma built in their DNA

[@mavvi3303]

@@Mr.Bimgus I appreciate you

[@randomclass4653]

that one famine that killed 78% of the irish population....

[@eveakane6563]

You would think that a farming simulator wouldn’t be that painful in multiplayer, because there’s no death. You’d be wrong.

[@florianricquart4114]

Honestly, it would probably be less painful if death was there

[@RiderLeangle2]

Debatably worse because that just means there's no mercy of death

[@Rancor856]

especially when Kevin is involved

[@Zoroark_Master]

There may be no deaths, but there’s definitely debts.

[@acer8123]

Death would probably be less painful than being in a constant state of frustration

[@vertabrix3739]

my favorite part was when Dan escaped without saying anything to refill his drink amongst the chaos

[@1dkreally]

and the fact that none of the other lads seemed to notice as well

[@orionphalynx6192]

I wouldn'y blame him if he turned to alcoholism.

[@Dinnyeify]

He comes back briefly just to hear "dirt tastes great" and he immediately puts the headphones back down

[@sureindubitably3771]

@@Dinnyeify he's like "What did I come in to? "

[@mavvi3303]

@@Dinnyeify I love the way he listens a little for context and after the reply he is just done

[@twilightgryphon]

RT: "Kevin, we trusted you!" Entire audience: That was your first mistake.

[@stealthcheck49]

dan: *puts headphones back on* sean: dirt tastes great kevin: that's a good sign dan: *immediately removes headphones again and continues drinking* I was fucking wheezing this stream is pure gold

[@mavvi3303]

15:09

[@SamSparks95]

The Lads: *Trying to figure out how to plant potatoes* Dan: *Trying to become a Timelord*

[@masoncarter9864]

kills time

[@davidhollowelljr949]

1st level wizard vs 20th level wizard.

[@minimalgrammar1276]

@@davidhollowelljr949 It's a Doctor Who thing.

[@nicpelkey]

The laws of time are mine!

[@davidhollowelljr949]

@@minimalgrammar1276 I'm aware. My joke was a DnD thing.

[@toastyt1354]

The irish lads have found the solution to the famine

[@M4SKED2001]

Next thing they find is a solution to World Hunger

[@khajiithaswares4147]

@@M4SKED2001 we know that one already, eat the rich

[@mrpizzacat8273]

The true answer all along was doubling down on the potatoes

[@frandurrieu6477]

@@khajiithaswares4147 That is just gonna lead to an economic worldwide downfall and even more hunger but you do you

[@stripedpants1668]

Yes because there were no British this time exporting all the food.

[@ChillyJack]

It's like a high school group project simulator. RT doing all the work while Jack and Kevin goof off and Nogla broods about Jack and Kevin goofing off, while goofing off in his own way but pretending to be doing work.

[@redstonecat1232]

Brian?

[@oscarpines7927]

@@redstonecat1232 Much like all Brian's, he's there. That is all.

[@kenjutsukata1o1]

@@oscarpines7927 To be honest, I can't tell Sean and Brian's voices apart anway, so I just assume it's Sean talking every time.

[@enderkai618]

@@kenjutsukata1o1 yeah it took me a good while to be able to tell them apart LMAO

[@monroerobbins7551]

Brian’s having an existential crisis in the field trying to actually farm

[@Zigafreed]

It’s not about the destination, but the potatoes we made along the way.

[@sirBrouwer]

but this was more mashed or better crashed potatoes.

[@monroerobbins7551]

And the foreskins they peeled along the way

[@galactic-hamster7043]

-5 men enter your farm complex -muttering and yelling about potatoes and famine in a nigh incomprehensible mess of Irish accents -buy all the wrong equipment -tear apart multiple fields -gets all their equipment somehow stuck in a tunnel multiple times -leaves a tractor parked in the middle of a poorly planted field -harvests during a snow -dumps crop behind a restaurant -resells all their equipment -refuses to elaborate further

[@invurret9533]

-Loses half of their money

[@FatYoshi619]

-Based.

[@deceitfulmat2411]

"I'm trying to buy land but can you put your foreskin away!" RtGame, 2022

[@mavvi3303]

😭

[@TheEpicDuck25]

I saw this comment as he was saying it

[@ICTON123]

“Dirt tastes great” -Jacksepticeye

[@spectrumspectre]

fun fact: my mother walked in on this EXACT moment

[@lynx93]

The highlight of this stream for me was each time Daniel facepalmed, looked confused or went straight for the alcohol from every questionable sentence the lads said

[@maland2016]

Even Dan, with a virtual death count somewhere between the high thousands and the millions, has standards on what can and can't be said when you're on a potato farm just trying to grow some crops, but the tractor is wedged in the goddamn tunnel *_AGAIN._*

[@coasterobsessed3430]

For a sentence that started with “I turned on my seeder” I’m surprised how tame the following conversation was

[@blarg2429]

Seeder? Damn near killed 'er!

[@anko_dtm]

@@blarg2429 hardly know 'er

[@tarredion]

"i thought the americans killed all the buffalo" .... "-the tractors" w e l l that's one way to leave the conversation. a real farmer man

[@faeh135]

Nogla wasn't even wrong about the buffaloes either

[@samreid6010]

@@faeh135 We didn’t kill all the buffalo, we simply killed most of them. It’s no genocide if the species survives.

[@faeh135]

@@samreid6010 well the Americans killed buffaloes to the brink of extinction

[@faeh135]

@@samreid6010 also it is still genocide

[@chefcandy4035]

@@samreid6010 It’s very much still a genocide if some of them survive

[@inoob26]

You would think Farming Simulator would be a chill time until you realize "co-op' exists where your friends are the stressful part of the game

[@BiBiren]

Stardew Valley Co-op: Chill This game co-op: C H A O S

[@StickMaster500]

The Irish Lads are the type of lads that will crash the Potato Stock Market and erect another Dublin Spire for the funnies

[@dragcomania7220]

Thats the best kind of lads

[@eastoncreger4279]

So the other farming game video?

[@xxMaro92xx]

"Daithi, you have the forklift, can you bring me potato seeds?" - Daithi and the forklift end up being wedged sideways under a bridge. This is Irish perfection.

[@xxMaro92xx]

okay I just saw Daithi switched vehicles and wedged the tractor. I thought he was too confused to find his way to the potatoes but he was extremely confused I guess!

[@CaseyTyler357]

@@xxMaro92xx Jack actually got the tractor stuck, Daithi just jumped in to try to fix it.

[@tOSdude]

The moments I remember: "Just start planting- no I don't think that's how it works" The smooth drift into the parking space to buy more tractors "Ground people/dugtrio" Also they tore up perfectly good potatoes to plant more in an empty field

[@Cyrathil]

The funny bit is they started harvesting but either it wasn't going fast enough or something so they thought they were harvesting weeds/flowers so they stopped and just started tilling the potatoes.

[@FrostReave]

I can now see why Ireland had such severe famines in its history.

[@riccardopetrina4212]

Funniest shit I've read in a while

[@CraicDealer]

Because the British were exporting all of our food?

[@amphitheremajesticon4928]

@@CraicDealer no because the five irish farmers were too busy getting tractors stuck under a tiny bridge

[@FrostReave]

Oh I got another joke in me. Possibly offensive. “The Scottish are just a more agitated Irishman. Case and point their National plant is the Thistle presumably because it’s the only plant that can pierce an Englishman’s throat.”

[@phenomanII]

@@FrostReave Danny Bhoy has a great bit about the scottish national flower. "No sir, that's a weed, we were about to throw it out." -"What, free?" "You don't want it, it's wreaking havoc in the rose garden." -"The rose garden? We'll take the lot, thank you!"

[@M4SKED2001]

Finally more of the Lads content! The utter chaos is always so much fun. Nogla you weren't wrong about the Americans killing all the buffalos either, but we don't talk about that

[@ryaku5]

We also don't talk about Bruno.

[@Ark-ge1du]

@@ryaku5 no no no

[@RandomHobo4]

I mean, almost no one talks about the European buffalo and the near extinction it went through.

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

I mean, we do technically still have buffalo.

[@Slaegar]

The buffalo thing is misleading there are plenty of buffalo left, but almost all of them are mix breeds with some percentage of domestic cattle DNA. Domestic cows often grazed on the same land as buffalo herds.

[@Number-vs5od]

The lads are going to relive the great potato famine

[@CH-zi7fl]

The Irish lads have returned to their natural habitat.

[@toastbot9496]

"I though the Americans killed all the buffalos?" well thats ONE way to start a video about FARMING

[@ImminDragon]

With really bad information? Yeah, it's one way. First, the animal in question is bison, not buffalo. Second, the population estimate was 500 thousand back in 2017 and has gone up since then. They aren't extinct. They aren't even vulnerable anymore.

[@christophersutterlin6945]

@@ImminDragon love how everyone got all defensive about it in the chat

[@Mazurecki56]

@@ImminDragon found the touchy american

[@katkay9923]

@@ImminDragon okay and? It was a silly joke that wasn’t meant to be taken seriously mate

[@TheJared38]

Don't forget that it was all a targeted extinction. The Natives in the area heavily relied on the Bison. Destroy the Bison, and you just undermined the large swathes of the population.

[@abigriffin9496]

15:09 RT: *puts back on his headphones* Sean: D i r t t a s t e s g r e a t RT: *takes back off his headphones and grabs more alcohol*

[@MarkusAldawn]

14:56 the look and nod RT gives in that moment threw me back in time to the first time I'd ever been on gas and air in the back of an ambulance, where I was bubbling pure shite, and the nurse just kept nodding at whatever I was saying with these wide "I have to deal with this shit daily" eyes. Good times.

[@sapphosdescendants3997]

16:27 is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long, when it slowly zoomed in on Dan being like “you didn’t, lads..” and then cut to the tractor stuck in the tunnel I lost my mind

[@pomelo9840]

I remember just joining half the way through the stream where they just got a tractor stuck in a tunnel, I genuinely thought it was a fever dream but apparently they actually played it

[@mavvi3303]

Can I just say I appreciate how organized Dan's schedule and all his channels are. It's so nice he adds the Irish flag to all the lads collabs' thumbnails, it's so easy to notice them. Also how he has all of them in a playlist. And how he edits his streams and uploads the vids in just a few days. I just appreciate him okay 😊

[@oakfarmagricultural506]

I have been playing farming simulator religiously for around 8 years and 1000s of hours, I know every single thing there is to know about the game including making mods and this video of you guys attempting it for he first time has given me a brain aneurysm

[@the_cr1m50n]

As an actual farmer I can agree with you, I'm surprised I didn't have a heart attack during this!

[@pluto3194]

I am not a farmer nor do I play this game but I can also agree with you. I can very much tell that this is not how you're supposed to play the game

[@oakfarmagricultural506]

@@pluto3194 the only part of it they did very accuratly was where they lost half of the money they started with 😂

[@iClone101]

Well they did better than last time, when RT spent almost $1 million using the terraforming tool to build a dirt pillar to build limit.

[@TheSpy149]

That’s how it is when watching literally anyone playing a game you played for hours for the first time

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

I’ve never been more frustrated than watching RT make a genuine effort to just plant the fucking field and everybody else consistently fucking with him

[@samt3412]

How is everyone EXCEPT Dan this bad at Farming Simulator

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

Kevin didn't do anything this time except the bridge people thing

[@Dinoman972]

@@samt3412 He's played the game before, that might be why.

[@AltheaIsana]

so true

[@CleetusBilly]

To be fair this game is EXTREMELY boring content wise so they have to screw around

[@whatevenisthis-4408]

RT sounds so distressed over his potato field, I'm wheezing

[@hopelesswatermelon8543]

Dan is like the mild-mannered dad of four manic children and I love it

[@BaronVonMott]

Dan: * *starts paying back loan* * Other Lads: * *anguished Irish noises* *

[@amemesiella]

i really appreciate how literally everything went wrong within the first 5 minutes of the video

[@Skye_Blue]

The potato farmer's biggest threat seems to be a single tunnel.

[@loganc.2824]

This video may as well be titled: “Dan becomes everyone else’s mother.”

[@collector8502]

I think that's every Irish lads video

[@Sootielove]

This was so funny. The sudden cut to Nogla in the sideways tractor had me cracking up

[@aidankrop1658]

Watching the Lads from Dan's perspective reinforces the idea that he is the parent attempting to keep his Irish family under control.

[@arifal-yousif]

Having watched the whole stream, it's honestly surprising how much and yet how little y'all accomplished but it was a hell of a ride regardless!

[@sccrguy610]

I'm glad St. Patrick's Day is only once a year. There is only so much chaos that I think we can take.

[@justusallred1047]

Every time they play games jack tries to do stuff, but Kevin corrupts him, and he ends up just messing with everything

[@Shadowxx98]

not even a minute in and they've already came up with the best format ever. Introducing: "Irish lads just chatting in a field" 10/10 would watch

[@goatcat2737]

13:05 I hope you all know there is an actual dating site called "farmers only"

[@recurvestickerdragon]

they were in fact referring to that one, but misremembered the name

[@saltedpeppers6825]

"I'm trying to buy land, can you put your foreskin away!" Dan I had some explaining to do to my parents

[@kitsu1379]

And here we have the prequel to raft, what led to the lads being banished to the ocean.

[@lilkat6314]

"Can one of us figure out how to help Kevin?" "I don't think anyone can help Kevin." I don't think anyone of you can help yourselves. Edit: I stand corrected.

[@ninjaamber]

This is an accurate representation of farming in Ireland

[@RyanCoomer]

at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.

[@SaitoGray]

I also enjoy seeing people eating my corn dog, but not in public.

[@blakksheep736]

@@SaitoGray oh no

[@gothiiispiderz]

@@SaitoGray coward

[@synphilia4776]

Losing my shit over unsolicited corn dogs

[@RyanCoomer]

@@synphilia4776 whahaahahahaa!!!!

[@christianwhalen9263]

I love how Terrorizer was parked right in the way and not moving as Dan is trying his level best to plant some potatoes, and he calls Dan the idiot hahahahaha

[@overlordpoptart]

Hearing the Stardew valley music makes me wonder if the lads would fare any better with two dimensional farming.

[@LilyTheMuggle]

Well, unless they use mods, probably. But i can imagine them getting upset with someone staying outside in the middle of the night

[@mythicalreid998]

Why is it everytime the Irish lads get together, Dan ends up becoming the dad of the group? 😆

[@dbgames_archive4845]

Dan: puts headset on Jack: dirt tastes great

[@Aragorn-B]

0:22 context: in an attempt to get the Native Americans to rely on the US government (and for other reasons relating to the US and Native Americans) there was a mass killing of buffalo, which the Plains Indians relied on for nearly everything (such as food, tools, etc.). This is often referred to as the destruction of the buffalo and resulted in only ~85 buffalo being left in all of what is currently the US.

[@Scatterbrained_and_Lost]

Honestly, the irish lads messing around with minecraft mods would be hilarious. The absolute chaos that mods can cause combined with their arguing would be so entertaining.

[@SolstaceWinters]

You don't understand, Dan. I *WILL* watch more of this. I've watch Hat Films muck about in Farming Sim for a long long time. I'll watch you lads absolutely do more of this. A series on this (if the Lads are up for it) would be awesome to watch.

[@PirateBootsEdits]

There is something so funny about Jack jumping by in the dark like a cryptid at 16:20

[@fierywingedangel1070]

You were all joking at the end about going to return broken stuff, but you'd be surprised how often I had to actually deal with that at retail customer service. (and how often the managers accepted broken returns.)

[@JenkemWatchman]

RT's ability to only drift and never drive in a straight line is genuinely breathtaking

[@lachlanmcgowan5712]

They didn't call him the Driving In A Straight Line King back in college

[@thelostvoodoochild9734]

I was so stressed out on RT's behalf! The poor lad was trying so hard to make it all work!! 😆 I love the Irish lads, but they are so chaotic!!

[@kevincronk7981]

I love how they kept calling August the middle of winter

[@lunawatanabe5311]

I swear this is just RT the mom trying to take care of 4 chaotic sons

[@peggedyourdad9560]

And In the end he just gives up and starts drinking lol.

[@arcticwolfy1573]

The stardew valley music made me think that the Irish lads should play stardew multiplayer. During the first month you can plant potatoes so that might be an incentive

[@TheHutchy01]

That ends on Day 4 with someone running naked into the mines with just a hoe, and somehow hitting the bottom.

[@Mikalent]

Fun fact: "Luck of the Irish" used to be an insult, the whole phrase used to be "Only by sheer dumb luck could such a people(the Irish) continue to exist and prosper." Seeing these lads try to run a potato farm, I could see the angle of that saying.

[@williamfalls]

Dan: "Ok I got to do something real quick--" The rest of the Lads: "TO THE TUNNEL!"

[@ActualCatfish]

If these lads are a good representative of the Irish people, I'm starting to understand how the potato famine happened

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

"I'm going to go lift the sun into a different hemisphere so that the seasons change." Yeah, that'd work, I guess.

[@GhostStealth590]

Dan pouring himself, what I assume to be a nice Irish Whiskey, while the boys are wreaking havoc is just a sight of beauty.

[@TheGreyKami]

I love that ive seen all of these people individually, so now this chaos is just hilarious

[@cabinetman7124]

When the auto-generated subtitles read “Dan” as “dad” - well, you’re not completely wrong

[@nonexistent9197]

This was one of the most genuinely funny videos I've watched in a while

[@redsnowleopard]

I wasn’t expecting to see a tunnel give birth to a tractor

[@blu7384]

I really wanna see all of these Irish gremlins play Project Zomboid together lmfao

[@dalgona4819]

Honestly that's gonna be hilarious for sure 😂

[@shaunlevin5081]

You could give these people an elementary school math problem and they would somehow end up burning the school down instead of solving it.

[@joshual9976]

As someone who lives In the Midwest ( of the USA ) I can confirm buffaloes still exist

[@Satherian]

Dan: *buys tractor* Irish Lads: *incoherent screaming and running to tractor*

[@rowelovejoy967]

I love the contrast between the video and the happy calming stardew valley music on the background lol

[@orionphalynx6192]

I don't believe any of those men are Forklift Certified.

[@DiamondKingStudios]

0:23 “I thought the Americans killed all the buffaloes.” No, but we came really close. I think by 1889 there were only 541 left. Also we crossbred a bunch of them with cattle to make beefalo (that wasn’t just a thing made up for _Don’t Starve_ or whatever) and now only a handful of buffalo herds lack cattle genetics.

[@TheAdvertisement]

7:28 The most accurate line of this video, "I'm surrounded by morons."

[@juliart_1073]

so glad all five of the lads came back, ive missed their collective chaos!! this stream was absolutely hilarious! i can't wait for more lad streams! (now that we know abt the .doc there's no going back heheh!!)

[@s_-cv9uq]

I have a feeling Dan made the doc 2 years ago and none of the others looked at it 😅

[@FearsomeHippo74]

Dan riding into battle in his white pickup truck to rescue the lads is one of the best things I’ve seen this year

[@TheBlueScreenYT]

as someone who plays this game nonstop, i want more of this

[@ZokariVirek21]

I'll be honest, guys. I would watch/listen to the Lads chatting in a field for HOURS

[@catrinmelldansen]

this unlocked a deep memory of Seán and Daithi playing farming simulator like 8 years ago and it is clear they have learnt NOTHING

[@prismprotector]

I don't think I've ever seen Dan been bossy with the other lads and I am absolutely here for it

[@masterofthelag8414]

Honestly RT, don't let them fool you. As someone who actually plays this game, I can happily say you've got a much better grasp on what actually needs doing than frankly anyone else there by the looks of it. (especially whoever it is that's "spreading fertilizer" via a crop trailer, which no is not how that works)

[@PutRandomNameHere]

I know they all live in different places, but it would be so freaking funny to see the lads try an escape room together

[@thewoodlandcryptid]

i love how different this stream becomes depending on whose perspective you watch. i usually watch kevin for all the chaos but seeing dan just sitting there drinking as everything was going wrong was golden

[@LataraHanu]

The Lads: whatever the fuck they've got going on Dan: quietly sipping his drink

[@Ffourteen]

Just to be clear, Americans did not kill all of our bison. Europeans came closer to killing off their own bison, but both populations are slowly reaching a stable quantity.

[@dr.bright6272]

5:33 I think you put the seeds in the containers in the back and as you plow the field the seeds are deposited into the fresh soil.

[@jamesmcmahon7091]

The greatest irony is that they plow up a feild of nearly ripe potatoes that that are nearly ready to harvest.... In order to plant more potatoes...

[@rachelcharnock2665]

The money lost was actually spent on alcohol so Dan could put up with everyone’s shit 😂

[@perspii2808]

Dan coming back to ‘dirt tastes great’ and immediately leaving again was perfection

[@micahphilson]

I've never seen Dan be the most sane one by this wide a margin before, it's very disturbing!

[@crackedemerald4930]

when they get together it's like a bunch of plutionium going supercritical but instead of spitting radiation they just become more irish