Fixin' a Fixit: Instruments

[@TheHolderOfTheStory]

Trumpets only work when you lay on the floor of Troy's room. If you do not own a Troy you can borrow mine.

[@OneBoundMusic]

TheHolderOfTheStory is it a limited edition?

[@TheHolderOfTheStory]

***** knock-off actually. but it works

[@theoneandonly3945]

I know I'm a little bit late, but do you still have the Troy?

[@ledzepfilm]

You may need to reevaluate your instructions, Mr. Hankinson. I followed them precisely and got a saxophone.

[@Zidabrine1]

LedZepfilm so funny much laughter....

[@ledzepfilm]

Zidabrine Wow.

[@ledzepfilm]

But I'm not a cornet player.

[@mumsspaghetti9458]

The grunts he makes when he bends over.... so realistic. I felt like I was watching the real deal

[@Fyrsiel]

I appreciated the old man grunts, too. xD

[@mumsspaghetti9458]

hahaha yeah

[@ComfortBlades]

"no matter what my ex-wife says, I am a man." That shit caught me off guard. Almost spit my drink onto my computer screen. Woulda had to call Computer Jym. I see what's going on here. One of you makes me mess up my computer. Then you send over Jym to fix it, and you all split the cash. Bastards...

[@Inunah]

ComfortBlades Actually, it works slightly differently. Computer Jym fixes the cyberwares and the download computer hackers, which is on the software side of things. Owen Hankinson is the one who fixes the physical objects. First, Owen does something that causes you to break your computer. He knows this is wrong, so he offers to fix it for you at a 0.1% discount. After he fixes it, he then must test all the functions of your computer to make sure something wasn't still broken. One of these functions is Timernet connections and downloads. He browses some stuff on the Timernet and right before he relinquishes your computer to you, he tests the downloads by downloading a cyberware upload virus hacker. If your computer gets a cyber-upload hackware, then it's not fixed. But he's a fixit guy, not a home screen guy! He refers you to Computer Jym, who fixes your waresoft for a nominal fee. It's ingenious!

[@HugsplosionBabyBacon]

No joke, Owen Hankinson is my favorite character on THAC TV. I see this poor guy with a terrible home life, access to an empty TV studio (probably at 2 am), and a deep desire to fix household appliances. And he is just earnestly standing in front of this green screen and camera (which he is probably operating all by himself) and trying his darndest to help people. All the other segments have this real Tim and Eric vibe, but this one strikes me more like a King of the Hill character. Please please keep it coming!

[@Lokiv2]

Agreed. I will be surely tried as a heretic for saying this, but Mr. Hankinson has become my favorite character. Yes, even more so than Timman.

[@nekuro5548]

Lokiv2 but... but Timman D:

[@alexsoper-serkowski4149]

Nekuro YES! We LIIIIIVVVVEEEE for timman!

[@SakuraOfTheSand]

THAC edutainment: you laugh and you learn.

[@artistwizard5071]

So true

[@derekkey2803]

I made a cornet. I am a jackass.

[@sladebeefknuckle8615]

Thank you, Mr Hankinson.

[@takeasipbabe3306]

How many 1st trumet players does it take to change a light bulb? None, they make all the second trumpets do it. How many second trumpets does it take to change a light bulb? 10. One to actually change it and 9 others to complain how they could do it better. How many 3rd trumpets does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't reach that high.

[@KyattoKun]

Disco Kitten McFirepenguin For someone who is in band, that's funny

[@CeeBeeChan]

Ended up with a Cornet. Don't I look like a Jackass now.

[@leokilburn6115]

We were fucking robbed of more fixin a fix it videos

[@xNickJones]

Some people choose gold. They are fools.

[@hannahgibbons7519]

I wasn't able to find any cucumbers so I went with an eggplant. Followed each step and ended up with a beached whale with three holes in its back, did I do something wrong or do I *have* to use a cucumber?

[@TheShortGirl666]

This character is really growing on me.

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

Instructions unclear: My cucumber turned into Timman ... thank you anyway.

[@davidree4577]

Instructions unclear. Cucumber caught in ceiling fan.

[@Lokiv2]

This series continues to be brilliant.

[@rina11.121]

It’s 4:00 am and I’m watching this

[@FapStaff]

Green screen really did a number on that cuke. Bravo!

[@InhaledPancakes]

I used a summer squash and made a tuba.

[@deadkittyemogirl2337]

That's one shiny cucumber!

[@oneawayfromnone3669]

Hoooooly shit I couldn't stop laughing like an asshole in my office when I realized that the cucumber was "invisible". That is pure genius.

[@Silly_Gooose]

oh my gosh this episode was amazing! I have been wanting to make a musical instrument out of a house hold vegetable for years! I dont know why but my cucumber wouldn't stop shaking? Very confusing.

[@fireworksfordinner]

Just for the record, the trumpet is the only instrument Joseph knows how to play.

[@80TheMadLord08]

Funny thing is, you actually can make an Ocarina out of most household vegetables :P

[@NekoJanz]

Owen's not far off. . . there was a TED Talk where a guy made a clarinet with a carrot, a funnel, and a clarinet reed. Owen's just missing the lil valve thingies to turn his cuke into a trumpet an' not a clarinet.

[@psychtruff]

"You'll have made a cornet, and you'll look like a jack-ass"

[@xzombieloafundeadx3333]

Whoops! I made a cornet.

[@howl8406]

Don't worry Owen Hankinson, I don't know how to play the trumpet either

[@Tripoda]

Invisible cucumber

[@cryberry15]

Some people chose gold. They are fools

[@Silverstars01]

*claps slowly* lovely... reminds me of oldies :P

[@shadowofadoubt14]

So perfect.

[@GraysonofEpic]

I would like to see more of Owen.

[@wearecoterminous]

THEY ARE FOOLS!

[@hansshomanproduction]

what is Josephs, i mean owens obsession with trumpets

[@condrrone]

"you'll look like a jackass" i play cornet in my school band !

[@moa2251]

Is Alex trying to take the trumpet like a gun?

[@WorldWitness101]

You're my soul food

[@ayenishinata5058]

Does Joseph have a thing with this instrument...? I mean,I know at least three videos of him with this saxophone (I think that's the thing's name...I don't do music x))

[@lucasdozza9750]

Dammit! I made a Cornet

[@rz1dog]

Hey, what do you guys use for that good ol' fashioned VCR look?

[@gpowell333]

Anyone notice that weird visual effect at 2:55?

[@fireworksfordinner]

Who's watching in 2045

[@anameehan8738]

Is that the same trumpet from joesph plays the trumpet?

[@ghouly9535]

"Some people use gold. They are fools."-Owen Hankinsen

[@ghouly9535]

Hankinson*

[@FennecLarkspur]

No matter what my ex wife says.... I AM A MAN!