Fixing My Followers Dating Profiles Pt. 3! (feat. Brittany Broski) | Sarah Schauer

[@averyglennlol]

I love that whenever Brittany is explaining things she put her hands on the table like a school counselor lmao

[@gio3798]

i literally had to call my counselor about my schedule and i could HEAR they hands on the table, i just knew she was doing it

[@averyglennlol]

g IM LAUGHING

[@brennawenger4091]

God, I knew she was reminding me of someone.

[@Emilia-hj5xw]

I feel like she’d be the cool school counselor everyone likes and that her hands would smell like lotion

[@dominicgreene1271]

g ll oop p

[@joshuastaggs2394]

i wish i was old enough to get emotionally attacked by these women about my dating profile

[@mackenzie7986]

i am but im too scared someone ik will see it 😂

[@homakbiskies]

@@mackenzie7986 me too 😭

[@clrmgcbarbie]

there’s always yubo if ur under 18 💔 idk if they’d review them doe

[@aubrilayne5131]

stephanie mae - that seems like that should be illegal 😂

[@webfoot7296]

i’m old enough but i’m not emotionally stable enough anyway so

[@rollyhankin6315]

The fact that they thought the PAN of eggs meant “i like eggs” IS SO FUNNY

[@yer910]

OH IT MEANS PAN THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE LAMDLANDNWNFBSB

[@Tiffany_07]

I IMMEDIATELY KNEW IT WAS PAN AND I STARTED CRYING LAUGHING WITH THE I LIKE EGGSNDNDJCJDJ

[@ch_rryleaf]

They have three brain cells, all of them belong to Dopey

[@vesve]

Also, I'm pretty sure the "I'm just 19" is a reference to the meme from the Ayesha Erotica song "Sixteen".

[@rocketjet5813]

vesve 1 ayeshas fans are very few, I doubt she would use that for a profile considering almost none would know.

[@evangelinemason2949]

I love watching gay panic and straight chaos slightly verbally harass people

[@daniramirez3275]

Gay panic and straight chaos sounds like a heroine and her sidekick lmao

[@kate-yu2dm]

sarah and brittany are my only source of serotonin now that jenna marbles is gone

[@awynn87]

Where is the lie?! 😭😭😭

[@melodyhaviland9393]

ME TOO

[@zoemitsakos3649]

MOOD

[@lillianfolsom6741]

Sad. 😔

[@doublemichael99]

I hate that she is never coming back to KZbin because Jenna thought she offended her viewers but she never did 😭

[@rahimianparsa]

My greatest desire in life is to achieve the same level of peepeepoopoo as brittany and sarah

[@lizzie8931]

Me too

[@analisamireles144]

i really want to like this but its at 420 and i refuse to ruin it

[@ViVi-ev3rx]

@@chalupavlo. 420 is the weed number

[@ViVi-ev3rx]

@@chalupavlo. The number 420 started in 1971 with a group of highschool kids in California that would meet in a certain place at 4:20 pm to smoke weed. They eventually started smoking weed with the bassist of Grateful Dead. From there on out people started smoking at 4:20 and it's snowballed from there. So basically they wanna keep the likes at 420 because weed

[@sebastianlancaster7396]

Mat's favorite song is "No Air" by Jordin Sparks.

[@connork6911]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD SONG THO

[@heckandahalf1634]

I think that's actually his least favorite song lol

[@mossattacks9191]

It’s actually Breathe by Anna Nalick

[@yecnad2227]

Every Breath You Take by The Police

[@clara.lmg.s]

no it's fresh air by maasho and weston estate

[@cglo-7549]

“All signs point to... gay.” -Britanny 2020

[@astroAntagonist]

getting the vibe that the "just 19" girl is secretly a minor. the writing her dating profile like an instagram bio and the fact that she emphasises her age so much, just gives me that "im 16/17 but want to use a dating app" type of vibe

[@katrinawooden9935]

i've actually seen a lot of profiles that had smth like that in them bc they somehow had put their age in wrong and tinder wouldnt let them correct it afterwards. (in the pic she had scribbled over her name, age and school/location, so there might have been a wrong age at the top)

[@astroAntagonist]

@@katrinawooden9935 that's possible, but I have two friends, one a bi male and the other a lesbian who have matched with multiple girls that have profiles similar to this, claiming in the profile to be 19 to like 22 but will message saying they're 15 to 17 but are "mature for their age." EIther way you should definitely be cautious

[@fahma4412]

The “I’m just 19” is a reference to an Ayesha Erotic lyric but the og lyric is “I’m just 16, I’m just 16. And if you try anything funny you’re gunna go to Jail!”

[@astroAntagonist]

@@fahma4412 if anything that's just makes it even more sus to me

[@phoebe5584]

That’s what I thought too

[@ElvesOffTheMoor]

You inspired me to choose the "My mother would describe me as:" prompt on Bumble and answer it with "Who are you?" for the sweet taste of trauma.

[@burntsoup8319]

i love that 😻😻

[@squarecrayon]

perfect

[@averyjohnson1752]

my mother would describe me as a stranger

[@simplewombat7442]

My mother would describe me as a- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[@aislinnsweeney8365]

Brittany said “girl in red”. She really is an ally

[@oopsydaisy4600]

she is the only good straight tiktok i said what i said

[@alexlyon7587]

oopsy daisy she’s not straight TikTok but go off 🙈🙈🙈

[@marswag666]

she’s our 70s vixen southern belle alt girlie🙈

[@phoebe5584]

Yessss

[@kuromi8384]

@@oopsydaisy4600 lol she's def not straight tiktok

[@faelyn_x]

“That woman is god! Jesus Christ why is she naked” I have watched that part over and over again.

[@oli_crow5583]

“Criptid is either a witch or something to do with asexual people” I will now only be explaining criptids as that

[@samk7470]

Seriously Siber as an ace, me too probably

[@WiseCrow.]

As a witch, also me too

[@kaybenson9921]

as an asexual witch, me too

[@simplewombat7442]

As a wombat, I can confirm.

[@abent97]

"Wi-Fi" *She's rich* 😂😂 that sent me

[@lizaaaa4233]

Idea : You review fake dating profiles from your fans and you decided if you'd swipe right or ignore

[@tegan6554]

fiz +++

[@numiii9600]

She would get alot of minors, it's probably not a good idea as fun as it would be

[@RingTheDeathKnell]

"A moonlit, nude dinner on my patio. Me, my neighbors and my dead house plants havin' a sketty dindin."

[@anaconnolly600]

“i’m just nineteen” as in “i’m just sixteen” yknow

[@mikaylajewel3398]

THANK YOU

[@xnng]

im confusefdd

[@_anonnymous_]

@@mikaylajewel3398 They're saying that girl was probably lying about her age

[@mikaylajewel3398]

@@xnng its from a song lol

[@melissabaldino4546]

WHY DID I THINK "ESP" MEANT HE TALKED TO GHOSTS INSTEAD OF SPANISH I CANT BREATHE

[@soupysaiyan6095]

Ah good, I'm not the only one.

[@boypaws]

the girl who had the egg emoji..... babes its a pan. she’s pansexual.

[@sebastiandavies-sigmund3848]

Ah finally, a new Brittany and Sarah crossover to watch when I feel the dark depths of depression creep up for the 38294947th time

[@JordyJRT]

The 38294926th time was a real banger for me, ✨ good luck ✨

[@catiere9300]

You calling this a crossover is sending me

[@aedans]

I was watching trixie and katya and this came on autoplay and I didn't realise for 5 minutes

[@alyce8539]

💀

[@joshuastaggs2394]

when brittany said “any male on twitter” about gaming setups, too real, too real

[@rahimianparsa]

Matt's profile had me rolling on the floor screaming

[@lydialovexo]

anyone: hi me: I AM JUST 19

[@hollywoodwitches]

Everyone's favorite uncles back at it!

[@yoschiii]

How is Brittany simultaneously all three states of matter? Science queen 🤩🦠

[@Monicat03]

she's plasma too

[@JelenaMilosavljevic]

Live, laugh, love

[@PM-qk1td]

Past, present, future 💅

[@kaitlyndh0625]

Father, son, holy ghost

[@anyways1715]

Oh honey she's the 3 states of what matters and it's family friends and god and that's on live laugh love

[@aleksstyles8499]

sarah "what does occupation others mean?" Brittany "she starts forest fires" HAHAHAH whaattttt

[@jessheffernan9710]

r.i.p mat ❤️

[@heatherwillis537]

omg i am heather and im honored that yall liked my profile ❤️

[@mrsheydurr]

i need to see them in a giant hamster ball. why? beats me. it came to me in a dream.

[@tinalyzhen]

but they also need to fight to the death against each other. why? beats me.

[@deffdefying4803]

@@tinalyzhen No the idea is that they beat each other and you just watch, they dont beat you

[@kallymihova6232]

Brittany's hair control is goals

[@bruinbxg]

Okay I love how Brittany is constantly trying to learn and educate herself. When she asked Sarah what pansexual was I felt so validated bc people always just sum it up to “It’s basically bi”.

[@bruinbxg]

KUJO JOTARO ! It isn’t, we just don’t look for gender when we date people.

[@BeeBee-os5dy]

@@thedogrosesystem4746 How?

[@kim3storey]

i adore these videos

[@JayedSkier]

brittany's hair looks like something that would show up in an expansion pack for the sims that nobody acknowledges but everybody uses and i love that

[@leahkoz1859]

saw mat and got really sad :(

[@mallenqueue751]

Somehow I still don't meet Matt's standards

[@minion_luvr_]

asthma? 😔

[@thatgirlelora]

i JUST bought a casetify case with some else’s code before you posted this, damn. guess i gotta get another i don’t make the rules

[@hayleycampbell6634]

please put "look we can lead a horse to water, but we can't make it laugh" on some merch! i'd buy it! lmao hilarious

[@rahimianparsa]

'Yeah no my aunt beat me' Brittany : uhuh

[@emfromneptune]

this vid just makes me miss mat

[@colleenquinn8154]

It’s been two years. I took the advice and vibes and I’ve met the love of my life. You two are my besties thanks.

[@OGtheskater]

The part where she's holding imaginary geese necks while staring into space is MEME WORTHY!!!

[@brennajean9244]

i feel so comforted by the subtle chaos of each and every one of your videos

[@communityplum]

Y’all: take the meme stuff out Y’all on the very next profile: add some meme stuff

[@carlynmorgan6689]

As an asexual witch I can verify that cryptids have everything to do with me

[@lydia-be6zj]

It’s hard hearing the mat parts :(

[@jessicaolafson855]

Miss you Mat ♥️♥️♥️

[@TheRJ365]

The “just 19” thing: they prob started the account when they were underage so they had to lie abt their age and now that they’re legal they have to clarify bc you can’t change your age in your profile

[@moonriverinc7896]

I could be wrong but I THINK the eggs emoji means PANsexual

[@thedogrosesystem4746]

Gross

[@moonriverinc7896]

@@thedogrosesystem4746 what part is gross...?

[@thedogrosesystem4746]

@@moonriverinc7896 The entire concept of pansexuality

[@moonriverinc7896]

@@thedogrosesystem4746 how boring of you

[@victorfugl]

@@thedogrosesystem4746 you literally has a trans flag in your pfp... Why be a part of one marginalized group and then hate on another?

[@abbyz3717]

Honestly this is the high of my day

[@trailersparks]

With god as my witness, I went on Tinder 5 mins ago and swiped on “I AM JUST 19” herself

[@gtfolactose]

"cryptid is either a witch or something with asexual people" lmfaoooo

[@hannahgreenough5260]

Is she wrong, tho?

[@Anonymous_hipp0]

Hannah Jenkins lol nope 😅

[@gtfolactose]

@@hannahgreenough5260 no she's spot on lmao

[@blairegray7849]

“You work at a crisis center. You must have a good sense of humor” what a statement

[@rahimianparsa]

'Change your name' IM CRYINGG😂😂

[@rahimianparsa]

Pasghetti din-din is my new favorite word so thank you 💫

[@crstph]

brittany saying “girl in red” when providing interests for the lesbian....yeah

[@mikemike8424]

I think the eggs 🍳 emoji might mean pansexual bc it’s a pan

[@frogberet4956]

that's what I was thinking

[@evestriker2792]

19:10 seeing straight people educate themselves and being unafraid to ask respectful questions 🥺🥺🥺 warms my pan heart

[@Tommy.J.O]

My biggest dream in life is to one day meet these two absolute icons and get really drunk

[@amyisaway7800]

i forgot that mat was in this video and now i feel bad.... rip legend

[@galkrimerman7872]

This series is terrificccc

[@turbogirl4744]

Ngl, Im legit scared of the dark and the black void behind brittany made me uncomfortable. Vibin through the pain tho it's peepeepoopoo time 🧚‍♀️

[@TacoAmigo777]

Oh shi…….Mat 🥺🥺🥺

[@tulahhurd5500]

I just love her intro

[@isabelk0601]

12:14 “theater kid turned math major” “what went wrong?” Thats literally me. Theater kid, planning to be a math education major

[@lucilar6560]

mat :(

[@laurengallagher1]

These two are the funniest people I've come across in years. Such chaos. It's just *chef's kiss*.

[@VVILLIAM929]

It’s the ability to literally just breathe for me!

[@electric_blues]

i wont stand for this scott pilgrim slander😤

[@fiona63]

Thank you! I understand Scott is gross but it's a good movie.

[@RandomBailey2011]

It hurts me how much y’all’s energy matches Trixie and Katya’s. I need the whole damn collab.

[@zanazeober6869]

These two to date, are the only ones to make me silent laugh cry so hard I need to remember to breathe. I’ve never met someone with humor that matches so exquisitely. Let alone two. Wonderful. Quality. Perfect. Thank you.

[@arielafina]

When she necking geese, I nearly choked on my soup😂

[@sophiemeuth2713]

I’ve been going back and binging the whole podcast and all of your videos together, the word Spelunk is brought up so naturally in so many of your guys’ conversations and I die every time 💀

[@elizabethsanders1690]

I don’t mean this in a “you’re boring“ way, but I’ve been watching your videos to fall asleep because they have the same energy as being a little kid and hearing my older sister and her friends having a sleepover in the room next-door

[@smnthflstr]

watching this pretty late in the game but RIP to Mat, he was hilarious

[@sophielamay4462]

Every video of Brittany and Sarah is a virtual manifestation of one of my manic episodes

[@tay5723]

i’ll rewatch your and brittany’s videos whenever i’m sad. and kinda got my heart broken and went on youtube and saw you posted. s/o to u for that queen

[@chuckocunniff]

These types of videos with Brittany and Sarah make me laugh so hard

[@ktarmstrong3287]

You both have helped me through the darkest of times. I hope you both continue to thrive🥰

[@MarcoPolo3]

"The one way to win me over is Literally being able to breathe." I couldn't finish my drink I was laughing way too hard

[@boyfrog_]

my first assumption about the just 19 thing is that she made an account when she was younger with a fake age, so the one listed is older and wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@hxr_]

20:22 I mean... As an ace girl, I've gotta say, you aren't wrong. I would very much so consider myself a cryptid; anything to be on par with moth man, my guy.

[@Alexis-ox7lj]

Oh my god the PC setup question I LOVE IT

[@Sadbhnailart]

high key dont think they're actually cousins

[@connork6911]

They are married and are brothers

[@discardedtescotrolley868]

Last I heard Brittany is Sarah’s Uncle.

[@Sadbhnailart]

Harold Dlorah I thought they were sisters three times removed

[@Sadbhnailart]

Dead _ Inside oh that explains it

[@Sadbhnailart]

moonriver inc quarantine has made me have some dark thought, this being one

[@evelynleary8257]

I am literally begging you to make this a series

[@naczko]

I thought the house plant bio was cute lol :(

[@freudiannipslip]

Me too! Relatable and kind of...sweet? Like it didn't seem too 'on'

[@astar3435]

I really appreciate you posting these in the evening so I can drink and watch one of my fave duos.

[@rel1129]

That "just 19" made me realize how abnormal getting married at 19 was

[@meaghanmcnerney1261]

i just wanted to say, during the sponsorship part sarah’s hair was SO CUTE omggg

[@ellebailey2441]

Brittany and Sarah: "everyone kills their house plant." Me: ....does everyone not breathe?? 😂

[@AndreLuizSeco]

that's why Mat is single

[@ellebailey2441]

@@AndreLuizSeco good point. 😂😂

[@danica5235]

ive literally been binging u and brittanys videos all day im so happy

[@2542lauren]

YES MISS MAAM

[@jaces1052]

I have to say I recently got on apps for the first time and I’ve rewatched all of these videos for legitimate advice so THANK YOU BRITTANY AND SARAH

[@kamakomma]

not the scott pilgrim slander. no ma’am

[@RamenNamen991]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO. I was like....you all aren't serious????right??????

[@skyelliott8677]

@@RamenNamen991 SAME

[@janelhuerta1152]

I was like ???? You HATE that movie??? You hate SCOTT PILGRIM??? s c o t t p i l g r i m?

[@skyelliott8677]

@@janelhuerta1152 THE SLANDER HURTS

[@kamakomma]

@@RamenNamen991 like, I love Brittany, but honeyyyy. where's the culture???

[@toriwhitman1684]

i need another one of these videos

[@ronnieowens469]

It took 0:37 for brittany to do the infamous scream I feel like that took longer than normal 😂

[@aeronevans6722]

Them not getting the just 19 and the 🍳 references is the best thing

[@otanix4850]

I would most definitely show aliens Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

[@mustrdgrl07]

ngl this series has made me level up my dating app profiles like no ones business. They're doing Gods work

[@_-azazel-_568]

No shirt, no shoes, no braincells, no bottoms, no gromits