Flat Earth: A Measured Response

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@spectacledman
@spectacledman Жыл бұрын
I don’t recall who said it, but a wise KZbinr once said, “You don’t have to be mad at some invisible shadow government. You can just be mad at the actual government.”
@warmachineuk
@warmachineuk Жыл бұрын
Yep. The hilarious thing with conspiracy theorists is they're right that the government is screwing them but it's not a conspiracy. All the legal bribery, price gouging, lobbying, deregulation, distraction with culture war, refusal to consider actual problems etc. is done openly. It's bizarre they know they're being screwed over but not how when it's all in public record.
@msa7933
@msa7933 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure "miniminuteman" is the youtuber that you're referring to.
@humanperson3365
@humanperson3365 11 ай бұрын
@@msa7933yes
@smears6039
@smears6039 9 ай бұрын
^^ like he said, miniminuteman’s shorts debunking science illiterate conspiracies bring me so much joy
@justforfun9780
@justforfun9780 9 ай бұрын
The person deleted their comment @@smears6039
@lucaslima33
@lucaslima33 3 жыл бұрын
Government secret plans be like: Step 1: convince people the world is round. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
@thegovernment3864
@thegovernment3864 3 жыл бұрын
You saw nothing.....
@asrieldreemurr1988
@asrieldreemurr1988 3 жыл бұрын
@@thegovernment3864 nice name
@thatnikkakris2339
@thatnikkakris2339 3 жыл бұрын
All conspiracy governments be like: 1. Do thing with very light evidence that takes advantage of citizens 2. ??? 3. Profit
@jackcr2477
@jackcr2477 3 жыл бұрын
@@QWeRTY-vf4ly Beat me to it by 2 fucking days.
@evedangerfield3476
@evedangerfield3476 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@NegaLomie
@NegaLomie 9 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about this video is hearing Hbomb call a 45 minute video “too long”. He really had no idea.
@trouty606
@trouty606 8 ай бұрын
*Thomas the Tallarico Engine has entered the chat
@AllegedlyHuman
@AllegedlyHuman 6 ай бұрын
​@@trouty606and now we have a new contender, sitting just shy of four hours!
@brandonthornburg5798
@brandonthornburg5798 6 ай бұрын
Also being mad at how his hair looks after putting the sweater on
@nerovfrost910
@nerovfrost910 5 ай бұрын
Yup, he just uploaded a 4 hr video and 20 mins separately on his 2nd channel because the video became "too long".
@itselliebeans6623
@itselliebeans6623 5 ай бұрын
​@@trouty606plagerism has entered the chat
@Hostilenemy
@Hostilenemy Жыл бұрын
The only thing flat earthers fear, is sphere itself.
@Irrationaaaaal
@Irrationaaaaal 10 ай бұрын
Shut- No
@KateCat420
@KateCat420 10 ай бұрын
😂
@kylemorgan505
@kylemorgan505 10 ай бұрын
Outstanding move. Bravo, I say
@MJAY-N7129
@MJAY-N7129 9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@nejdalej
@nejdalej 9 ай бұрын
Fucking hilarious. This doesn't have enough likes 😂
@ThatGuyBobby
@ThatGuyBobby 4 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the real flat earth was the friends we made along the way.
@robinsparrow1618
@robinsparrow1618 4 жыл бұрын
bro...
@jasperrumbelow7557
@jasperrumbelow7557 4 жыл бұрын
You have now been subbed to
@SuperHuscarl
@SuperHuscarl 4 жыл бұрын
This really brightened up my morning.
@barryboi8922
@barryboi8922 4 жыл бұрын
Truly the wisest of philosophers
@roberrplatt4214
@roberrplatt4214 4 жыл бұрын
I may be flat...out there...but you're flat....in here!!
@Moticolev
@Moticolev 3 жыл бұрын
uuh, actually H. Bomber Guy, the Earth is, uuh actually Boomerang shaped, that's how it flies around the sun.
@caitmonroe9349
@caitmonroe9349 3 жыл бұрын
And it was Sherlock who discovered it.
@kostajovanovic3711
@kostajovanovic3711 3 жыл бұрын
@@caitmonroe9349 beautiful
@JerryAttrick74
@JerryAttrick74 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@stbd2773
@stbd2773 3 жыл бұрын
BIG BRAIN
@boodlebubby6147
@boodlebubby6147 3 жыл бұрын
"It was a fucking boomerang?" "Always has been."
@BaronPraxis8492
@BaronPraxis8492 9 ай бұрын
My favorite response to people who think they hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing is that Kubrick's notorious perfectionism resulted in them actually going to the moon so it would look right.
@MrGared22
@MrGared22 3 ай бұрын
Honestly every time they bring that up it makes me go "Did you actually watch 2001? Because there are some details in it that actual space exploration proved wrong, starting in that in 2001 the moon is depicted as having the same gravity as Earth."
@LaurianeG.
@LaurianeG. 2 ай бұрын
​@@MrGared22 To be fair in the late 1960s it would have been very expensive to shoot all of this footage with a lot off slow-motion and cables, and possibly look very silly. So minimizing exterior shots and avoiding calling attention on it made sense. Better put that budget for more important low-g scenes later in the film when they are flying to jupiter! Like kubrick and his team knew that a lot of scifi films end up looking very silly so he was careful with his special effects. It's why the film avoids compositing when it can for instance, as at the time it created lots of artifacts and the re-exposed footage would look very grainy. It's very visible in films like star wars (especially in fan restorations of the original cuts).
@Skriak
@Skriak Жыл бұрын
Being confronted by a random flat earther and casually saying "is this really happening?" is such a hilarious own
@b4rbarbar
@b4rbarbar Жыл бұрын
I especially liked the cry for help: "Selena, HELP!" 😂😂
@seasnaill2589
@seasnaill2589 11 ай бұрын
*My chaotic ass now hoping it happens to me so I can debate*
@BarioIDL
@BarioIDL 11 ай бұрын
@@seasnaill2589 it's not a debate if one side refuses to listen
@wren_.
@wren_. 10 ай бұрын
@@BarioIDL it’s a debate if you make even crazier claims. tell them that yes, the Earth is flat, but also that it’s a frisbee and the world ends as soon as god’s dog catches it
@CHRB-nn6qp
@CHRB-nn6qp 7 ай бұрын
​@@wren_.That's what I plan to do. If someone starts talking about how the CIA assassinated JFK, I'm just gonna be like, "You still believe that JFK was assassinated? Fucking sheep".
@hyperion3145
@hyperion3145 4 жыл бұрын
Take him to the edge, boys. He knows too much.
@riccardoolivieri1159
@riccardoolivieri1159 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, is this a kinky BSDM scenario or are we actually taking them to the edge of the Earth?
@durnsidh6483
@durnsidh6483 3 жыл бұрын
@@riccardoolivieri1159 Why not both?
@vwertix1662
@vwertix1662 3 жыл бұрын
@@riccardoolivieri1159 Both.
@paynomorethanzero
@paynomorethanzero 3 жыл бұрын
Both is good
@wilhelmkreis6578
@wilhelmkreis6578 3 жыл бұрын
The flat earthers were the real conspirators all along
@boodle399
@boodle399 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized that the only reason someone would assume that the moon shoots cold beams is by thinking "well the sun shoots beams that are hot, so the moon must do the opposite" like this is Avatar the Last Airbender or something
@UnlimitedGreenWorks
@UnlimitedGreenWorks 3 жыл бұрын
Its like theyre drinking cactus juice
@neoqwerty
@neoqwerty 3 жыл бұрын
@@InForTheLonghaul proof everyone needs a closed ecosystem jar.
@doctordiscord1399
@doctordiscord1399 3 жыл бұрын
Well, at least that explains why my cabbages turned out flat.
@UnlimitedGreenWorks
@UnlimitedGreenWorks 3 жыл бұрын
@@InForTheLonghaul "yes!!yes it can!"
@UnlimitedGreenWorks
@UnlimitedGreenWorks 3 жыл бұрын
@@neoqwerty actually, thats a reference to atla, a cartoon.
@victoriablack355
@victoriablack355 11 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about the Patricia situation is that one piece of evidence they cite for her being CIA is that her name is PatriCIA
@AtlasNL
@AtlasNL 5 ай бұрын
Well everyone knows that all women that start working for the CIA have to change their name to something that includes CIA in it, duh
@LineOfThy
@LineOfThy 5 ай бұрын
LMAO
@TheGhostofAbigailMills
@TheGhostofAbigailMills 5 ай бұрын
You're joking. Please ... Please, say you're joking ...
@patriciadilday447
@patriciadilday447 5 ай бұрын
Oh Sh*t! That would mean that I'm also part of the CIA. Damn! They need to send me some back pay!
@chinsaw2727
@chinsaw2727 5 ай бұрын
We all know the CIA must have some sort of Where’s Waldo clue to everything they do
@elijahmelton2660
@elijahmelton2660 Жыл бұрын
My dad watched a documentary about flat earth “scientists” and said it was one of his favorite documentaries ever because everyone’s experiments to prove their beliefs failed and they just went “we will have to try again later” and the documentary ends just being like “so the earth is obviously flat” while literally everything you just watched proved the opposite
@Dire_Pants
@Dire_Pants Жыл бұрын
I think I know exactly which documentary he saw. It was hilarious. With the amount of bending over backwards they had to do to explain why their experiments "failed", I'm surprised their backs didn't snap.
@alecchristiaen4856
@alecchristiaen4856 Жыл бұрын
I watched a bit of Behind the Curve, and at one point a guy comes up and he explains how he came to believe in the flat earth. The whiplash is immense. He starts by saying the bible got him on the track, and then says "and then I realized: they want to keep you dumb. And then they can pump you full of their community education and vaccines." For a fleeting glimpse, this guy was onto something. There are people who'll lie to you to fit their agenda, people with the resources to control what information makes its way to the common person. And from this moment of realization he boomerangs straight back into stupidity by blaming vaccines.
@trouty606
@trouty606 Жыл бұрын
That's just what the globeheads WANT you to think!
@sehfisch2350
@sehfisch2350 Жыл бұрын
do you know the name of the documentary?
@m4rcyonstation93
@m4rcyonstation93 Жыл бұрын
@@sehfisch2350 Oh, hey, we clicked on the vid around the same time I think its called behind the curve
@tommyvercetti9434
@tommyvercetti9434 4 жыл бұрын
People who is on the conspiracy: -Every space agency. -Every inteligence agency. -Every astrophysicist. -Every astronaut. -Every astronomer. -Every airline company. -Every ship company. -Every cruise company. -Every shipping company. -Every company with an operative satelite. I think it stops being a conspiracy when you're the only person in the planet that is not in it.
@MauMau850
@MauMau850 4 жыл бұрын
Allow me to add "Every single company that uses a computer for their business (because computer chips have semiconducters which are based on quantum mechanics - and flerf logic says that quantum mechanics is fake) I'm in on the conspiracy as well by the way :)
@slambat298
@slambat298 4 жыл бұрын
flerf - flat earth exclusionary radical feminist? the new term for discerning feminists everywhere?
@plznerf3326
@plznerf3326 4 жыл бұрын
bUT thE tRumaN shOW
@PhileasLiebmann
@PhileasLiebmann 4 жыл бұрын
Add to that: - every company/agency that does large scale surveying - every person that has ever been aboard an upper atmosphere flight with windows - every person that has ever taken part in a trans-antarctic flight - every person that has ever been to the South Pole - either every historian *or* everyone who circumvented the Earth ever as well as Aristoteles and dozens of other pre- and post-socratic philosophers who also formulated proofs of the Earth being a globe
@mrchrysler9736
@mrchrysler9736 4 жыл бұрын
What Tommy hasn't realized, probably unwittingly, is that if the conspiracy theorists are correct, he is a part of that conspiracy. So....-Every person attempting to discount this conspiracy theory, for a different conspiracy theory. Like I said though, in sheer ignorance of enough of the facts to actually make these kinds of determinations, just going along with the herd as their science teachers taught them early what to expect if you question the belief they are teaching. Many a broken yardsticks and children ridiculed, have concreted this into young people's minds.
@jello4835
@jello4835 Жыл бұрын
My favorite bit of flat earth lore is the concept that gravity doesn't exist, and we're only stuck to the earth's surface because the flat disc is moving upward really fast
@VanessaMagick
@VanessaMagick Жыл бұрын
"Gravity doesn't exist" is the basis for like 90% of flat earth science arguments
@marioi.carrillo6264
@marioi.carrillo6264 Жыл бұрын
Legit that's so funny. Especially because many of these people are also skeptical of the fact that the earth spins at a speed of 1000 miles per hour, saying stuff like "oh if it's spinning so fast then why can't I feel it". Using their logic then why am I not crushed by the overwhelming upwards speed? Or why can't I feel it?
@GarryDumblowski
@GarryDumblowski Жыл бұрын
Technically for this to reflect reality, the earth would have to be ACCELERATING upwards, mimicking acceleration due to gravity of objects in freefall near the surface of the earth. A subtle difference, but I personally find it really interesting specifically because it conflicts with Einstein's laws of relativity. (I think? I feel like there was something where, once you approach the speed of light, you still continue to feel like you're accelerating at the same rate, but you're actually accelerating really slowly and relativistic effects are compensating for the rest... but even then, that would still result in a world where all light that isn't shot straight up just slams into the ground from the absurd speeds)
@TheEleven420
@TheEleven420 Жыл бұрын
Most don’t even try the upwards accelerating disc anymore. Now they say it’s either electromagnetism somehow or “Relative Density Disequilibrium” which is one of their new favorite ideas because they can’t understand why density and buoyancy require gravity. Flat earth is so great.
@ce7.0
@ce7.0 Жыл бұрын
There are globeheads who kinda believe that too -- expansion theory says that gravity doesn't exist, it's just that everything in the universe is always getting bigger, so when you drop an apple, the earth is expanding out toward the apple and the apple is expanding toward the earth so they end up meeting
@YinsDarkNess
@YinsDarkNess Жыл бұрын
I still cry laughing at that one image of the meteor hitting the "disc-world" and flipping the dinosaurs into space like a catapult.
@Squiddlewheel
@Squiddlewheel 8 ай бұрын
I mean realistically, where else could they have gone?
@jmatt440
@jmatt440 7 ай бұрын
I saw a meme where someone said they got banned from the flat earth discord for posting that image
@StrikeWarlock
@StrikeWarlock 5 ай бұрын
​@@jmatt440the person that got banned is none other than MandaloreGaming!
@jmatt440
@jmatt440 5 ай бұрын
I've never hear of mandaloregaming@@StrikeWarlock
@kie_stone
@kie_stone 5 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@jmatt440imagine getting booted from that discord that your theory isn’t grounded in reality. Who’d’ve thunk?
@alecchristiaen4856
@alecchristiaen4856 11 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Greek scholar Eratosthenes chanced uppon the neat fact that once a year in Syene (an Egyptian town), the sunlight would reach the bottom of wells there. This is interesting, because that NEVER happens in Alexandria. Using this info, he measured how far Alexandria is off the full zenith in Syene (an angle of 7°), and so calculated the curvature of the earth, and subsequently made a calculation of the full circumference of the earth, which was only 5% larger than the modern accepted value. He did this in the 240s BCE.
@heather2503
@heather2503 10 ай бұрын
oh my god thats really clever i love it
@c.augustin
@c.augustin 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, those Greeks (and Egyptians, and Persians, and Indians …) where incredibly clever back then. Evolution seems to go backwards on us … (the shape of Earth was well established back then, it was what was going on in the sky what baffled them ;-)).
@laninthomasma8814
@laninthomasma8814 8 ай бұрын
Obviously, dude, the Alexandrians were just lousy well diggers who couldn't dig down in a straight line. And everything Eratosthenes wrote was completely revised by the Vatican Council of Nicaea in 325. And Illuminati something. Dang, I need to wash my keyboard now.
@LSqre
@LSqre 8 ай бұрын
​@@c.augustinI dont agree that we've gotten less smart. Some random Greek dude who died at war isnt nearly as notable as a scholar. It's just that random people who don't know anything are louder these days.
@CHRB-nn6qp
@CHRB-nn6qp 7 ай бұрын
​@@LSqre True. There have always been nutcases who refuse to believe anything but their own fantasies. The internet has not only allowed them to connect with others who share their beliefs, but also spread their ideas to others
@cyanmanta
@cyanmanta 4 жыл бұрын
“There’s no direct flights from Australia to South America.” sees direct flights scheduled from Sydney to Santiago “That’s not real.”
@Dragonfire511
@Dragonfire511 4 жыл бұрын
Santiago is not real... oh wait im from there
@Dragonfire511
@Dragonfire511 4 жыл бұрын
@Tomi Tuominen Omg! *fades...* aaah it hurts!
@TheCabIe
@TheCabIe 4 жыл бұрын
I think now they do say it is real, but now they're invoking some 200mph (so basically hurricane speed) winds that circle the flat Earth that magically make these direct flights possible. Never mind that these flights exist both ways and somehow these wind currents reverse when necessary. And of course, if everything else fails they can always just shout "CONSPIRACY! They are telling us we are flying at different speeds/different path than in reality!".
@acsound
@acsound 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheCabIe Maybe we're all on the world of Avatar: the Last Airbender (post-Korra), and there are air benders controlling the wind currents--likely on the ice wall...no. I can't drag ATLA into this--b/c that show had a *North and South Pole* (where the Northern and Southern Water Tribes lived in-show), implying that even that cartoon fantasy world had the concept of a round earth. If we could all just *ignore* these imbeciles, they'd go away on their own. :(
@hyperion3145
@hyperion3145 4 жыл бұрын
Australia does not exist
@AnduNinicu
@AnduNinicu 3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever considered that IF the Earth was flat the Edge would be the greatest tourist attraction on the " planet "
@Team_Tapestry
@Team_Tapestry 2 жыл бұрын
lmFAO-
@lizabethhampton4537
@lizabethhampton4537 2 жыл бұрын
"STEP RIGHT UP STEP RIGHT UP AND PEER OFF THE EDGE OF THE EARTH!!!"
@Religion0
@Religion0 2 жыл бұрын
I would go there, I would stare, I would jump off the edge.
@phildavenport4150
@phildavenport4150 2 жыл бұрын
@@Religion0 And, hopefully, take a few thousand flattards with you.
@MrPooleish
@MrPooleish 2 жыл бұрын
"FIFTY DOLLARS TO BUNGIE JUMP OFF THE EDGE OF THE EARTH, STEP RIGHT UP, DIVE OFF THE WORLD!
@Grace-tg4oy
@Grace-tg4oy Жыл бұрын
I like how airlines have fake flights just to mess with a specific group of flat earthers.
@megamillion5852
@megamillion5852 8 ай бұрын
That's always been the funniest aspect of conspiracies, to me. Just the idea that whole masses of people-without any evidence confirming their apparent roles, with indefinite prep time, planning, and management-do things specifically to throw off those who already "know" from the right track; but are also simultaneously so clumsy that literally anyone from anywhere could "figure out the truth" by just...idk...looking at stuff and trusting their gut! It's like incoherence as an art form, or a practice.
@CHRB-nn6qp
@CHRB-nn6qp 7 ай бұрын
Whenever I hear conspiracy theories like this, I'm just like, "Why does the government need to cover this up?". The reason is always just something made up on the spot to keep themselves in their delusions.
@tinaday189
@tinaday189 4 ай бұрын
@@megamillion5852 I think it's a form of the Truman Disorder, where people think they themselves, or a group of people who know the 'truth', are in a Truman Show, and everyone else are actors/try to hide 'the truth' from them. It's yet another weird but fascinating type of delusion that most conspiracy theorists have, and it explains some of the 'us vs them' mentality imo. Flat earthers are just that special kind of tragicomic weirdness, whenever I watch a doc of theirs for some light entertainment I feel like Attenbourough is about to do a voiceover
@SjorsHoukes
@SjorsHoukes 3 ай бұрын
Oh no, you misunderstand. That small group are the only people they can't fool. They are doing is to fool EVERYONE ELSE. This goes all the way to the top...
@Killbayne
@Killbayne 5 ай бұрын
to cut a 10 page story short; my mother raised our family as flat earthers and conspiracy theorists (a whole fucking bunch of different things because flat earth is just a gateway for that), i managed to break out of it some years ago and now they hate me for it. It doesn't matter what you show them, you could literally strap them on a rocket and go to the moon and they'll say "this is fake", they are so deep into their beliefs that they will make up anything to fit their narrative. They are ignorant, hypocritical and frankly obnoxious. I hate whoever convinced my poor gullible mother and changed all of our lives for the worse.
@nils9853
@nils9853 5 ай бұрын
At some point it is simple not possible for an individual person to acknowledge wrongdoing. Because this would come with a bunch of guilt, what this person had done to other human beings. Also you would have to admit how stupid you have been. So this "awakening" only works if a big group is forced to open the eyes at once, like it did in Germany mid 40s to early 50s. If all around you also have to acknowledge they have been wrong, this is doable without the loss of face and the guilt is spread on more shoulders. All the best for you and your mum! May try to agree to not agree on this topics...
@heavenly2k
@heavenly2k 5 ай бұрын
​@nils9853 when your lifestyle is based around a lie, acknowledging it is terrifying. Everything unravels
@RM_VFX
@RM_VFX 5 ай бұрын
​@@heavenly2k But...how does your lifestyle change if you abandon flat earth? Other than posting bizzare rants on Twitter, literally nothing. Unless they actually do eat babies like they say.
@TheGlenn8
@TheGlenn8 5 ай бұрын
@Killbayne There's a very sad reason why she probably won't change her beliefs even if you took her on a rocket trip so she could see the curve herself. It's because if she admitted it, she would now have to live with the reality that she ruined her relationship with her child. That she probably ruined many more relationships, and that the relationships she DOES have are all built on a lie. She'd have to admit to you and herself that she was horrible to you for NOTHING. Doing something like that is so painful that most people would rather not do it at all. Admitting that you're wrong requires a lot of strength, strength most people don't have. This is the worst part about conspiracy theories, pseudoscience, cults, and other professional liars. It's that the people who get invested in them ruin their lives socially and financially with nothing to show for it.
@kaypoh2589
@kaypoh2589 4 ай бұрын
im curious how you broke out of it
@tokkin100
@tokkin100 3 жыл бұрын
The earth was originally a cube but over time the corners were rounded by the relentless wind of the universal ether.
@AniCator
@AniCator 3 жыл бұрын
So Pico did gnaw it all!
@placeholder4029
@placeholder4029 2 жыл бұрын
i can't tell if you're joking or not
@Sidorio
@Sidorio 2 жыл бұрын
Just like the new windows 11 design
@commiebiogirl
@commiebiogirl 2 жыл бұрын
Erosion is a hell of a thing
@tokkin100
@tokkin100 2 жыл бұрын
@@placeholder4029 Joking.
@GynxShinx
@GynxShinx 3 жыл бұрын
The pride flag isn't straight lol
@Lfppfs
@Lfppfs 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Genius!
@barryscott3327
@barryscott3327 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@delusionalnoodles
@delusionalnoodles 3 жыл бұрын
if you think about it the stripes shouldn't be straight
@no-lifenoah7861
@no-lifenoah7861 3 жыл бұрын
Only when it's waving
@Satsujinki007
@Satsujinki007 3 жыл бұрын
The linea are tho
@roninfredricson6958
@roninfredricson6958 Жыл бұрын
I watched the Flat Earth documentary on Netflix a few years back. It was infuriating, yes, but after a while you started getting attached to the little buggers. They were trying so hard, they even actually did an experiment! The experiment didn't work because it was poorly planned out but they tried! And there was this little unrequited love story and then they all had a con together and they were so happy and I was like "You know what? Good for them. Who are they hurting?" ... And then they started talking about antivaxxing, being homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic and I was like oh yeah. Right.
@iantkach6640
@iantkach6640 Жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until you realize Flat Earth is one of the many conspiracy theories that ended up siphoning followers to QAnon. *Jahzzar's "Fastest Man on Earth" starts playing*
@thecheshire5762
@thecheshire5762 Жыл бұрын
@@iantkach6640 yep, it’s sad. Flat earth on its own is stupid but in my opinion for the most part harmless. (With the exception of the likes of the screaming ‘the Apollo 6 id a crackhouse’ raw meat man) the problem is that it leads into other more harmful ideologies such as qanon
@DimT670
@DimT670 Жыл бұрын
Its this way for basically all superstition. You go well she just thinks ghosts help with her cold its cute really and then it becomes oh fuck she refuses to go foe chemo and to vaccinate her child because she thinks its all ghosts
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona Жыл бұрын
“You can be a little silly as a treat I suppose” “Abominations like you should be burned in camps” “Oh. Right. You’re not being silly right now. Oh god 😒”
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 Жыл бұрын
😆
@Outpost38C
@Outpost38C Жыл бұрын
I think that the most definitive proof that the earth is round is the fact that if it were actually flat, said edge would be commercialized to hell. You wouldn't be able to stop people from trying to sell the experience of going there.
@lucess169
@lucess169 Жыл бұрын
the government wouldn't have to think about disposal of nuclear waste. just throw it into the void
@runethorsen8423
@runethorsen8423 Жыл бұрын
Earth being flat doesn't automatically means it has an edge. We are not the only pond on this plane - and what we call "Antarctica" is commercialized to hell - just not for the inhabitants of this pond.
@cameronpearce5943
@cameronpearce5943 4 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I'm deeply offended nobody brought up that we don't exist, and that i'm not being payed to pretend to exist
@cosmin00ful
@cosmin00ful 4 жыл бұрын
if i emigrate into aussie land, will i get payed as well?
@58209
@58209 4 жыл бұрын
@@cosmin00ful finally, an ethical and painless way to end the burden of existing: moving to australia
@lud3445
@lud3445 3 жыл бұрын
Australia exists, obviously! What doesn't really exists is the brazilian state of Acre. What is actually there is up for debate
@rileymack1489
@rileymack1489 3 жыл бұрын
@@lud3445 you fool. it's canada that doesn't exist
@moonprison4904
@moonprison4904 3 жыл бұрын
@@rileymack1489 not the way i saw this and then immediately disappeared.
@RaptorShadow
@RaptorShadow 3 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I am greatly offended by the suggestion that Qantas is competent enough to help uphold an international conspiracy.
@slevinchannel7589
@slevinchannel7589 3 жыл бұрын
What about an Episode about Autism though!! C'mon!
@themasteronhigh1665
@themasteronhigh1665 3 жыл бұрын
as someone who's been on qantas, I'm also offended by the suggestion that wantas is competent enough to help uphold this international conspiracy.
@davros_adl8155
@davros_adl8155 2 жыл бұрын
Ignoring that Qantas is actually, compared to the rest of the world's airlines, really good.
@themasteronhigh1665
@themasteronhigh1665 2 жыл бұрын
@@davros_adl8155 I've been on tons of planes for my work. Qantas is very much in the lower end of quality.
@davros_adl8155
@davros_adl8155 2 жыл бұрын
@@themasteronhigh1665 Speaking from my (lesser, and you're probably right) experience, Qantas beats Finnish, United, Virgin Australia, American Airlines. Just my personal experience with not many airlines though.
@dikydankedude
@dikydankedude 5 ай бұрын
The fact that Logan Paul was a flat earther somewhat supports my assumption that the Pauls are actively trying to make humanity less intelligent
@DoomsdayMayBeOkay
@DoomsdayMayBeOkay 5 ай бұрын
Oh really? And here i thought i couldn't lose any more respect for those two lol
@drakep.5857
@drakep.5857 3 ай бұрын
Logan Paul isn't really a human being. He's a flesh automation crafted by aliens using DNA found in hitler's other testicle to be used as a psy-weapon to collectively divide and frighten all of humanity.
@sylvysforever4952
@sylvysforever4952 Жыл бұрын
Got approached by an elderly flat earther on my college campus once. He completely ignored me(nb) and talked exclusively to two women studying for a physics exam. He demonstrated his point with a Mario figurine and a stress ball. He went on about the horizon thing. when the two women demonstrated that they could prove mathematically that he was wrong, he claimed their math teachers were in on the conspiracy and fled.
@CHRB-nn6qp
@CHRB-nn6qp 7 ай бұрын
Sounds about right. Just imagine him running home and curling up into a ball crying about how everyone's wrong and he's correct lol
@King-of-Corvids
@King-of-Corvids 7 ай бұрын
​@@CHRB-nn6qphe would probably rather lie flat.
@samueluzochukwu759
@samueluzochukwu759 5 ай бұрын
​@@King-of-Corvids nicely done. I see what you did there
@goingunder2548
@goingunder2548 3 ай бұрын
I didn't know being nb had social advantages. Thanks!
@ConnieCrow
@ConnieCrow 3 ай бұрын
they eat him up tbh
@DolphinTillTheEnd
@DolphinTillTheEnd 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but you've got to admit having the north pole at the center of the earth explains a lot about how Santa Claus can visit every house during Christmas night
@rompevuevitos222
@rompevuevitos222 2 жыл бұрын
fr fr
@ShayLaLaLooHoo
@ShayLaLaLooHoo Жыл бұрын
Welp, I'm convinced! (Seriously though, this made me laugh 💕 thanks)
@mothertongue8639
@mothertongue8639 Жыл бұрын
That’s bs. If that was the case, I wouldn’t have lost €90 and my package for the North Pole Customs Duty to email me that they “lost it on the way to Greenland.” Lesson: never wish for a SAM Turret from that red bastard Santa Claus.
@xegao6095
@xegao6095 Жыл бұрын
best comment
@resyrum5301
@resyrum5301 Жыл бұрын
@MotherTongue Just don't put yourself in a position where that red bastard Santa Claus can lose your package
@caitlin3810
@caitlin3810 5 жыл бұрын
Um actually sobek didn’t literally have a crocodile head, it was supposed to represent both his crocodile and human form simultaneously. Entire video disproven, earth is actually flat
@otterhero6229
@otterhero6229 5 жыл бұрын
Hey you convinced me.
@strangerstrider
@strangerstrider 5 жыл бұрын
Take that globeheads!
@hanniffydinn6019
@hanniffydinn6019 5 жыл бұрын
He was a literal reptile alien !
@branislavhamborsky5535
@branislavhamborsky5535 5 жыл бұрын
@@hanniffydinn6019 Literal semen demon
@MasterCrander
@MasterCrander 4 жыл бұрын
Something something lizard brain something Reptilian overlords
@BossFountainGames
@BossFountainGames 5 ай бұрын
"Anywhere in this hemisphere." Anywhere in the hemi-what, Mark?
@jansalomin
@jansalomin Ай бұрын
He meant hemisphircle
@EmonWBKstudios
@EmonWBKstudios Жыл бұрын
It's so weird to see footage of Abigail's missing brother Oliver all these years later. I wish Abigail all the best with her acting career.
@TracyCul
@TracyCul 6 ай бұрын
I come from the future with news that Abigail has written a film and it's going to be made in Hollywood!
@lilianamartins6160
@lilianamartins6160 5 ай бұрын
People who land here with no context are going to be very confused
@jaccobbailey8247
@jaccobbailey8247 5 ай бұрын
@@lilianamartins6160 lol can confirm - am confused
@ayrtonjoga
@ayrtonjoga 5 ай бұрын
​@@lilianamartins6160 You're right, no idea what these quotes fucking means
@haggisa
@haggisa 5 ай бұрын
@@ayrtonjogaAbigail Thorne, A.K.A. PhilosophyTube is a video essayist here on KZbin. She’s trans and before she came out, used to go by Oliver. 😊
@dannyliebeno4108
@dannyliebeno4108 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't wear this shirt in public, no one will want to be your friend." No, certain people WILL want to be your friend, which is actually worse
@sofastuffing
@sofastuffing Жыл бұрын
Yeah, imagine being approached in public by a *HBomber fan* 😖
@JJ-qo7th
@JJ-qo7th 11 ай бұрын
@@sofastuffing *Hail Sobek.*
@normalaboutpathologic
@normalaboutpathologic 8 ай бұрын
i WOULD wear a Hail Sobek shirt tho
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75 3 ай бұрын
The wrong kinds of friends, yeah. :p
@oliviablake343
@oliviablake343 Жыл бұрын
Every time some flat earther claims that they "rely their eyes" to confirm their claims, all I can think is "objects in mirror are closer than they appear".
@peterprime2140
@peterprime2140 Жыл бұрын
All I can think is: "I wear glasses and had books with optical illusions in them as a kid".
@JJPMaster
@JJPMaster 9 ай бұрын
Naïve realism is really naïve.
@joeogle7729
@joeogle7729 8 ай бұрын
Nah I'd pull out the father Ted "these cows are small but the ones out there are far away..."
@thelocalnecromancer1224
@thelocalnecromancer1224 2 ай бұрын
my immediate thought was, "you can't see air, do you not believe in air either?"
@The-Sniffer-Fox
@The-Sniffer-Fox 26 күн бұрын
It's especially ironic when it comes from a noble prize winner but then there's a Wikipedia page talking about noble disease so it's not surprising, the guy who discovered anaphylaxis ended up believing in ghosts, the supernatural and whatnot quackery.
@zoobatzjr371
@zoobatzjr371 10 ай бұрын
You know, watching someone joking about and debunking flat earth suddenly get serious and become angry that all these men are harassing a women just because shes a women is honestly kinda heartwarming.
@shawnconway6009
@shawnconway6009 11 ай бұрын
What baffles me is that you can see that the world is round just by going to any port in the world and watching a ship literally dip over the horizon.
@BarioIDL
@BarioIDL 11 ай бұрын
oh boi, lemme tell you about the water mountain
@SpoopySquid
@SpoopySquid 10 ай бұрын
​@@BarioIDLI'm sorry the what
@spongeintheshoe
@spongeintheshoe 10 ай бұрын
@@SpoopySquid An old post. It goes something like this: Flat Earther: Why do Ball Earthists deny the existence of Water Mountains? Ball Earthist: I'm almost scared to ask but.. What's a water mountain? Flat Earther: Water mountains are what ships disappear behind in the sea. Ball Earthists are just too stupid to recognize them or acknowledge them, so they claim it's evidence of a Ball Earth. Ball Earthist: Do you have any evidence of these "Water, mountains"? Flat Earther: Have you ever seen a ship disappear? Water mountain.
@geordieghoulette7142
@geordieghoulette7142 4 ай бұрын
Naw they just fall off. Every ship ever. Wheeee
@TheCstar07
@TheCstar07 5 жыл бұрын
The Internet has taught me that as soon as a guy says Female in a non-scientific context it's time to ignore all the words that follow if you don't want your ears to bleed.
@fakename287
@fakename287 5 жыл бұрын
"female? More like 'reeeeeemale' amirite?"
@tostie3110
@tostie3110 5 жыл бұрын
Is this why femoid is a thing? -jeez they're smarter than I thought-
@cailinanne
@cailinanne 5 жыл бұрын
YEEEEESSSSSS
@slothful2039
@slothful2039 5 жыл бұрын
People who use female like that are just... Grosd people with a superiority complex.
@RozoTheGreat
@RozoTheGreat 5 жыл бұрын
what about when it's used in sociological/anthropological/historical/linguistic contexts tho ;)
@Crystal_959
@Crystal_959 2 жыл бұрын
"There are NO direct flights from A to B" "Yeah there is, here" ".... that one doesn't count"
@ZorotheGallade
@ZorotheGallade 2 жыл бұрын
"That one doesn't exist"*
@Duchess_Van_Hoof
@Duchess_Van_Hoof 2 жыл бұрын
Anything is true if you ignore all evidence to the contrary.
@BarioIDL
@BarioIDL 2 жыл бұрын
these fkers think they live in a Michael bay movie
@flatearth9140
@flatearth9140 Жыл бұрын
THEY LIE !!!
@jesselindsey9760
@jesselindsey9760 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, welcome to 95% of conspiracy theorists. "This thing disproves what I said? Nah, it's false evidence. What proof do I have that it's false evidence? None, but I don't need any because I've already decided I'm right and thus anything that points to the contrary cannot be correct." It's a bizarre combination of confidence, idiocy, and laziness."
@breadstick4458
@breadstick4458 9 ай бұрын
My favourite way to defuse or at least fuck with conspiracy theorists is to propose and even more insane theory, “The moon landing was faked-“ “You really believe in the moon?”
@thefirstsalty3055
@thefirstsalty3055 9 ай бұрын
im gonna steal this tactic if you dont mind
@vulpes7079
@vulpes7079 9 ай бұрын
No, it's not, you just heard that once
@nerdywolverine8640
@nerdywolverine8640 3 ай бұрын
​@@vulpes7079they don't have to have personally used it for it to be their favorite method lol
@donutdadog
@donutdadog 8 ай бұрын
"There are no systems in place to prevent another massive financial crash" - Hbomberguy, 2018. Five years later, and this quote has aged like a *fine wine*
@justanothertable
@justanothertable 5 жыл бұрын
Correction: Y'all been duped. They're actually saying FLAC-earthers. The earth is just one high quality audio file that God listens to while he does his sit-ups.
@1WEareBUFO1
@1WEareBUFO1 5 жыл бұрын
don't forget to stretch up there G man
@Donjonneau
@Donjonneau 5 жыл бұрын
Great joke.
@stitme9604
@stitme9604 5 жыл бұрын
I can't put into words how wrong you are. Obviously they say FLAK earth, the earth really is a giant German aa gun
@psyc8407
@psyc8407 5 жыл бұрын
Obviously, they meant FLAP earth, and the world is actually a massive floppy disk that broke after the 90's and all it's disco music is now glitchy electronica.
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the FLAN earth, and the world is a giant delicious custard with caramel sauce, selfishly hidden by the elites who want to keep its sugary goodness to themselves.
@admiralpellaeon631
@admiralpellaeon631 3 жыл бұрын
“Society utterly fucking collapsed when I wasn’t looking or something” new favorite KZbinr quote right there.
@deceptivelysmallman
@deceptivelysmallman 3 жыл бұрын
literally
@cosmicshadow2107
@cosmicshadow2107 3 жыл бұрын
I read that as he said that that was perfect timing
@jennyraylen8410
@jennyraylen8410 3 жыл бұрын
@@cosmicshadow2107 dude actually same
@Dontworryaboutit961
@Dontworryaboutit961 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp for that quote?
@jennyraylen8410
@jennyraylen8410 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dontworryaboutit961 2:08 :)
@gr6e
@gr6e Жыл бұрын
I was tought in Sunday school that that one Bible verse that says gods love for us spans "as far as the east is from the west" was an argument for the global earth, because you can go east forever and you can go west forever, without it ever changing (like gods love or whatever). But you can only go north so far before you're going south, and vice versa. My catholic-adjacent church argued for science in this case. Just an interesting bit to share.
@Z.O.M.G
@Z.O.M.G Жыл бұрын
Interesting take ngl
@highjumpstudios2384
@highjumpstudios2384 7 ай бұрын
Take that flat earthers.
@thatoneguy9582
@thatoneguy9582 5 ай бұрын
really cool take but doesn't that also apply to a flat earth You'd just be going around the circumference, for want of better phrasing
@highjumpstudios2384
@highjumpstudios2384 5 ай бұрын
@@thatoneguy9582 it kinda does though. East and west have no pole, the edge of a flat earth model isn't going East or west at all, you'd have to do some true gymnastics to get a circumference from that Bible verse. Plus according to them you're not allowed to see the edge anyways despite the fact that would be one of the most lucrative tourism destinations on the planet
@thatoneguy9582
@thatoneguy9582 5 ай бұрын
@@highjumpstudios2384 circumference isn't the right word im just braindead rn and struggling to think of the right word lmao- what i mean is you could still continuously go east/west just as easily on a flat earth as on the actual earth, it'd just be in a circle instead of a straight line
@thomasrosebrough9062
@thomasrosebrough9062 3 ай бұрын
Wild to say "The Egyptians knew the Earth was flat and did things that we still cant do today!" when Egypt was very likely *the first civilization to prove the Earth was round*, when Eratosthenes sent two hourglass to Alexanderia and Syene to measure the shadows of tall buildings.
@twofacetoo75
@twofacetoo75 3 ай бұрын
Also, what exactly did the Egyptians do that we can't do? Like sure, at the time what they did was very impressive, but I'm POSITIVE we could build every structure they built to the exact same specifications of height and shape, just with some cranes and cement-mixers. Again what they did back then is impressive, sure, but it's all stuff we could easily do today as well.
@warmachineuk
@warmachineuk 3 ай бұрын
I think it's hilarious people believe the ancient Egyptians did things we still can't do today. Like what? Build the Pyramids of Giza? Bigger and more complex buildings are routinely built to house poor people as well as work spaces for corporations and governments. If we took an ancient Egyptian and showed him modern day Egypt, he'd think we're all gods.
@rohanmelling8466
@rohanmelling8466 2 ай бұрын
​@@warmachineukThe fact people think stacking stones in a pyramid shape is far more complex than a skyscraper shows how little people understand architecture and how any idiot can stack stones.
@chrisgaming9567
@chrisgaming9567 2 ай бұрын
@@warmachineuk To be fair, the Ancient Egyptians were better than us at one thing: Long-term thinking. Could you imagine the modern world spending a proportionally similar amount of effort to build something intended to last thousands of years?
@chrisgaming9567
@chrisgaming9567 2 ай бұрын
@@rohanmelling8466 It wasn't "any idiot", some careful thought clearly went into the design, considering the proportions etc.
@PhilosophyTube
@PhilosophyTube 5 жыл бұрын
The HP Sauce ensures my harvest is plentiful and my sperm is neverending.
@Mae_is_gae
@Mae_is_gae 5 жыл бұрын
Slorp
@aprilk141
@aprilk141 5 жыл бұрын
Bring that gag back!!!!!!!
@ernststravoblofeld
@ernststravoblofeld 5 жыл бұрын
Just imagine what Szechuan Sauce would do!
@HMcore
@HMcore 5 жыл бұрын
Left Wing KZbin Extended Universe confirmed
@readwrecks
@readwrecks 5 жыл бұрын
Are HP Sauce and Brown Sauce roughly the same thing? They taste very similar to me, and I got similar but different specific responses when I asked what they were. Before I tried either, I asked about them. If I encountered Brown Sauce on a table in a pub, I asked “What’s Brown Sauce?” And the only reply I got was “It’s Brown Sauce,” as if to say “I don’t know what’s in it, but it’s its own thing, different from any Sauce you’re familiar with in the states.” If I encountered HP Sauce, I asked “What’s HP Sauce?” And the reply was always “It’s HP Sauce,” but the meta message was the same, I think. After having tried both of them, I know that my reply to anyone asking what either of them are would be the same for both, AND it would be more helpful to a US citizen. I would say, “it’s like ketchup in the US, but it’s sweeter and tangier because there are apples in it, and there’s more vinegar.”
@dionemoolman
@dionemoolman 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think those flights actually exist” Well I guess I dreamt flying for thirteen hours from Johannesburg to Sydney and noticed nothing but ocean.
@lucasoheyze4597
@lucasoheyze4597 3 жыл бұрын
The question is, was that ocean flat?
@Sublimeoo
@Sublimeoo 3 жыл бұрын
that was the cgi projected onto what you thought were windows, and to prevent you from seeing the midair refuelling. or something
@nodtothestrange1008
@nodtothestrange1008 3 жыл бұрын
If a flat earther took that flight they’d be like “wow I must be part of the conspiracy too, I can’t even trust myself now”
@joule400
@joule400 3 жыл бұрын
@@nodtothestrange1008 NASA must have hacked my eyes!
@DigitalPadawan
@DigitalPadawan 3 жыл бұрын
Australia doesn't exit, so the real question is... where did you go? and what was it like on the other side of the ice wall?
@shuylife
@shuylife 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely maddening that upon finding evidence that he's wrong he just simply says "I don't think those are real". Literally evidence from the same source he's using to prove that he's right. Really sums up the mindset of the entire movement. There really is no arguing with these people, they're just too emotionally tied to whatever they believe that nothing else matters.
@ZorotheGallade
@ZorotheGallade Жыл бұрын
Getting my hands on a crocodile was hard enough, what with the EPA being on my case, and the transport and everything. The oil for mummification on the other hand was pretty easy, I got my contacts with Wiccan apothecaries who could mix up a batch in short notice. I had to spend a few grands on the linen to wrap up the corpse, too, but at least that's the most legal thing to acquire. It took me a lot of time and effort, but fortunately I was able to perform the ceremony properly and appease Lord Sobek for this year. Just saying, you're all welcome. Maybe one of you wants to pick up the slack later on?
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 Жыл бұрын
Pfffffffffffffft
@Chalkadoo
@Chalkadoo 10 ай бұрын
Crocodile mummification rites in THIS economy? Man fuck you guy, I got 3 cats to feed and a consumerist addiction to perpetuate. Becky wants his crocs so bad he can come down to Florida like the rest of us hard-workin' folk!
@LeafHuntress
@LeafHuntress 10 ай бұрын
Uhmmm, sorry, i'm vegan...
@petermmm42
@petermmm42 7 ай бұрын
​@@LeafHuntressyou must
@BetaJackMaxis
@BetaJackMaxis 7 ай бұрын
Vegan means you don't EAT it, get on it!
@spiderjerusalem100
@spiderjerusalem100 5 жыл бұрын
Flat Earth guy goes to a bar and randomly asks people to debunk the flat Earth theory. They call him an idiot and he's asked to leave by the bar's owner. Flat Earth guy: "I think this was a productive day".
@LisaBeergutHolst
@LisaBeergutHolst 5 жыл бұрын
Geez, until I finished watching I thought this was a joke.
@nicosonico94
@nicosonico94 5 жыл бұрын
I bet he found at least one person who stood up to him and countered every point he made, and he promptly cut that person from the video.
@AB-ts3kl
@AB-ts3kl 5 жыл бұрын
@@nicosonico94 Nope. He would have kept it in and talked about how he *TOTALLY REKT that GLOBER*
@bobbywizdum5248
@bobbywizdum5248 5 жыл бұрын
@@nicosonico94 countering points with unproven theories doent win a debate lol the truth is as everyday people we cannot conclusively prove it either way
@nicosonico94
@nicosonico94 5 жыл бұрын
@@bobbywizdum5248 As everyday people, we cannot conclusively prove ANYTHING. This doesn't mean we cannot look up evidence and use our brains. Can you conclusively prove that not breathing will kill you? Nope, you've never tried. But with a bit of research, you can find reported cases of people who stopped breathing and died. Therefore, you can probably derive that it's better to keep doing it. Of course, as a normal person, you're not able to fly into space and look at the globe to verify that it is, in fact, a globe. However, you can look up evidence, do the math, or simply just stare at the open ocean to notice the curvature. Even a big lake is enough, I know by experience. But I guess you're gonna say my eyes have been replaced by fish-eye lenses anyway, so why am I even wasting time.
@n0lain
@n0lain 4 жыл бұрын
Only a few minutes in, but I feel like pointing out that the Maya not only knew the Earth was a globe, but actually accepted heliocentrism long before Europe. In my translation studies class we actually looked at some pretty funny documents where Mayan translators were taking Spanish models of the universe and adding pretty funny commentary that boiled down to "these guys actually believe this shit lol."
@gregorycomey
@gregorycomey 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I really wanted someone else to point that out.
@troublewithweebles
@troublewithweebles 4 жыл бұрын
I have a deep desire to see this, can you point me in any special direction!?
@bushello
@bushello 4 жыл бұрын
accepted, not proven
@lyravain6304
@lyravain6304 4 жыл бұрын
I'd also like to see that Mayan part, if not but for the giggles at some old-timey pointing and laughing. Also, to add to the pile; every single sea-faring person knew the earth was round. It's why ships tend to have this tall thing in the middle; it's used for seeing really freakin' far. Why would we need this if not to 'keep things from vanishing behind the horizon line'.
@baabaa9000
@baabaa9000 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the mayan empire fell apart before the Spanish arrived?
@noahcarver4232
@noahcarver4232 6 ай бұрын
Roboticist here, there is a way to perfectly correct fisheye, and we do it all the time in computer vision. it can either be calculated from the optics inside a camera, and a whole buncha linear algebra, or by calibrating against a known flat line, as you noted. The particular calibration is called the intrinsic martix of the camera, and im willing to bet that if you look up that particular camera's intrinsics, there will still be a curved horizon. Props for doing your research, im perpetually impressed!
@thatoneoshawott5826
@thatoneoshawott5826 8 ай бұрын
I just want to point out that a Ancient Greek guy figured out the shape/size of the earth using 2 sticks and a well
@9_1.1
@9_1.1 7 ай бұрын
the common flat earth rebuttal is that you could get the same results from that experiment on a flat earth if the sun was in a certain spot. that’s true, however that “certain spot” is literally right above the earth, like in the atmosphere right above the clouds. which is clearly not the case.
@clown134
@clown134 Жыл бұрын
As a vegan anti-fascist rapper, thank you for introducing me to my arch nemesis
@heather2503
@heather2503 10 ай бұрын
i will become a carnivorous antifascist very slow speaker to oppose him harder
@inimitableminimalist
@inimitableminimalist 8 ай бұрын
Vegan rapper beef is the only carbon neutral beef!
@clown134
@clown134 8 ай бұрын
wat@@inimitableminimalist
@AtlasNL
@AtlasNL 5 ай бұрын
@@clown134Beef is slang for having a fight with someone else Internet beef = people fighting over the internet
@pezvonpez
@pezvonpez 5 ай бұрын
​@@AtlasNLhello person from 7 hours ago. Could it be that you're (re?)watching hbomberguy's videos because he uploaded a new one? Are you part of that wave?
@kylynch198
@kylynch198 5 жыл бұрын
New Theory: The Earth is a compressed jpeg file on god's Windows 94
@continuum_mid
@continuum_mid 5 жыл бұрын
So all the lakes are just JPEG artifacts?
@morrisgordon9618
@morrisgordon9618 5 жыл бұрын
Ky Lynch Great!!!.This makes sense and sounds like science to me.Plus you look smart as well,so yeah,I can see you are telling the true.Thank you
@kylynch198
@kylynch198 5 жыл бұрын
@@morrisgordon9618 thank you I will not be accepting any questions at this time and also ever
@morrisgordon9618
@morrisgordon9618 5 жыл бұрын
@@kylynch198 aahh you're soo sweet and warm.I would sent my huggs, but you just another A.I bot send from the future.To provide evidence the Earth is flat.Dont worry, I will be going around the World.Telling the people the World is flat and teaching them this new theory.Which is now called the Lynch theory.
@kylynch198
@kylynch198 5 жыл бұрын
@@l-l it exists I can see it with my eyes and the government is just hiding it. As I stated before I will NOT be taking any questions and also no criticism thank you I am definitely correct
@EddieBrockFan
@EddieBrockFan 5 ай бұрын
This is like watching Doctor Who and I'm seeing a different incarnation of the Doctor
@spencerwillits2766
@spencerwillits2766 3 ай бұрын
PhilosophyTube with he/him pronouns, hbomberguy with hair. It was a different time 😂
@ledzeppelinfan1001
@ledzeppelinfan1001 2 ай бұрын
God...what a lifetime ago.
@bluekirbyrocks
@bluekirbyrocks Ай бұрын
​@@ledzeppelinfan1001 Holy shit it's the Adam Ragusea sort by new guy.
@gyroownstheworld
@gyroownstheworld 3 жыл бұрын
"Flat Earth, neo-Nazi, vegan rap" is such a god damn sentence
@l.pietrobon3925
@l.pietrobon3925 2 жыл бұрын
I'd vote for that guy
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75 2 жыл бұрын
I just find it hilarious that a NeoNazi is RAPPING.
@cornonthekobi
@cornonthekobi 2 жыл бұрын
@@SpukiTheLoveKitten75 Jewish diss track
@poprocks6576
@poprocks6576 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact hitler was a vegetarian ad didn’t do drugs moral of the fact do all the drugs and meat
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75 2 жыл бұрын
@@poprocks6576 He did do drugs. He was a total tweaker. I think the vegetarian thing wasn't 100%. Terrible guy... terrible drug issues.
@seraphcutie8457
@seraphcutie8457 4 жыл бұрын
The flat Earth movement is so last year. I believe there's no Earth
@pokiyapa
@pokiyapa 4 жыл бұрын
we're actually on earth 2
@oscarmccormack1611
@oscarmccormack1611 4 жыл бұрын
@@pokiyapa ...goddamnit Barry...
@pokiyapa
@pokiyapa 4 жыл бұрын
@@oscarmccormack1611 sorry. I was running too fast
@Kromiball
@Kromiball 4 жыл бұрын
can't wait to live on earth 69
@nikjuttun5677
@nikjuttun5677 4 жыл бұрын
@@pokiyapa so when's earth 3 coming out and is it gonna be a prequel?
@PreciseSpace
@PreciseSpace 5 ай бұрын
As a retail worker, can confirm that if someone is ranting to me about one of their conspiracy theories, I will simply smile and nod until they leave me alone
@CascadianRanger
@CascadianRanger Жыл бұрын
That guy with the guitar saying how hilarious this is and that he was making a fool of himself was honestly the nicest ive seen someone react in public to these people. There was almost an element of pity when he told him he was making a fool of himself. Like he wanted the crazy dude to stop for his own sake
@HigherMammal
@HigherMammal 4 жыл бұрын
Sobek, arriving early to the party: "I have come." Renenutet, his wife: "Too quickly, as usual..."
@poprocks6576
@poprocks6576 3 жыл бұрын
Damn Renenutet sick spurn
@dayalasingh5853
@dayalasingh5853 3 жыл бұрын
@Dalton Fitzgerald I'm a Sobek fanboy so no thanks
@stephcannon2106
@stephcannon2106 3 жыл бұрын
Seth even brought a coffin to the party!
@KindredBrujah
@KindredBrujah 3 жыл бұрын
"SPERM IS THE ONLY NECESSARY COMPONENT OF THIS UNION"
@kozhedub
@kozhedub 3 жыл бұрын
Is making it last necessarily a logical goal for the god of jizz?
@redjirachi1
@redjirachi1 3 жыл бұрын
When your creationist-fueled conspiracy theory is so out-dated the Ancient Greeks already disproved it
@jakedominguez118
@jakedominguez118 3 жыл бұрын
They did it with two sticks, shadows, a well, and some maths. These guys have the entire internet at their disposal.
@megahunterkiller
@megahunterkiller 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakedominguez118 *math
@munstrumridcully
@munstrumridcully 3 жыл бұрын
@@megahunterkiller maths is acceptable as well. Both math and maths are correct abbreviations of mathematics, math is preferred in the US and Canada, but the UK uses maths more.
@Kickiusz
@Kickiusz 3 жыл бұрын
@@munstrumridcully I love when Americans try to correct someone for using British English.
@munstrumridcully
@munstrumridcully 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kickiusz indeed :)
@davidshea6272
@davidshea6272 11 ай бұрын
The best argument against a Flat earth is capitalism: You're telling me people wouldn't just dump garbage of the edge rather than recycle?
@slevinchannel7589
@slevinchannel7589 11 ай бұрын
Seen the Capitalism-videos by 'Some More News'?
@seanfrazee5146
@seanfrazee5146 22 күн бұрын
That and it'd be a huge tourist attraction, and nothing will get between greedy politicians and money
@Motherboard1213
@Motherboard1213 28 күн бұрын
It took me a second to realize why there was a bearded man being referred to as philosophy tube. Then I remembered Abigail's brother used to run that channel.
@CybernerdShua
@CybernerdShua 16 күн бұрын
Yeah, glad Oli gave Abby the stage. She seems so happy to finally be seen by the world.
@meric2363
@meric2363 3 жыл бұрын
I live in Washington and I've never personally seen Mark Sargent in person so basically what I'm saying is that I have serious doubts that he lives in Washington or is even real at all.
@brifox
@brifox 2 жыл бұрын
"There are no government records of any kind regarding the existence of Mark Sargent." *is shown his birth certificate and driver's license* "I don't think those are real"
@phildavenport4150
@phildavenport4150 2 жыл бұрын
It seems that he is real, and you should be happy if you never have the misfortune ever to encounter him in person.
@orangesilver8
@orangesilver8 2 жыл бұрын
Me too dude.
@etaidade3983
@etaidade3983 2 жыл бұрын
Best comment, best comment right here, no comment in the history of comments will top this
@no3ironman11100
@no3ironman11100 2 жыл бұрын
@@brifox Okay okay, "Brings Mark Sargent to you" *Mark Sargent: Hello, I'm mark sargent and i'm a real person!*
@Radhaun
@Radhaun 2 жыл бұрын
To quote my religious mother: "if the earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off the edge by now"
@anonymousanonymous1338
@anonymousanonymous1338 2 жыл бұрын
@@nenmaster5218 buddy, it's a joke about how he's not a flat earther
@jibbajabba
@jibbajabba 2 жыл бұрын
@@nenmaster5218 you did not read to comment then self promoted your other channel classy
@BarioIDL
@BarioIDL 2 жыл бұрын
@@nenmaster5218 wow logic
@lordmilchreis1885
@lordmilchreis1885 2 жыл бұрын
@@nenmaster5218 who hurt you
@jibbajabba
@jibbajabba 2 жыл бұрын
@@nenmaster5218 really being offended by a KZbin comment. You must have a sad life.
@lokiiago_x0x
@lokiiago_x0x 5 ай бұрын
My husband (physicist) always got extra enraged by this stuff, and now as I (a digital artist) see them "proving" their bs through misunderstanding photoshop I GET HIS FURY
@corbintrevor3199
@corbintrevor3199 8 ай бұрын
When did science become "left wing". Actually depressing that people denounce science because "conspiracy and woke hurrdurr"
@Hifuutorian
@Hifuutorian 7 ай бұрын
To these people all of reality is left wing.
@gladtobeangry
@gladtobeangry 5 ай бұрын
The problem the right suffers from is that their idelogy can in most cases be debunked by actual evidence and research. Climate denial? Yep, debunked. Eugenics? Debunked a long time ago. Trickle Down Economics? Proven not to work. Claiming homosexuals are both a moral fault and a disease at the same time? Yeah, sorry rightwingers, the proof's not on your side. The election was stolen? Even your selfappointed judges say they weren't. The real irony is the right has been proven wrong about literally everything they stand for. It's an outdated form of denialist escapism for people who want to live life as their own little autonomous dictatorships pretending actions don't have consequences.
@keatoncampbell820
@keatoncampbell820 5 ай бұрын
Science becomes politicized the moment it threatens profits or religious beliefs
@iancasleton6356
@iancasleton6356 5 ай бұрын
People pick and warp what fits their narrative. Covid vaccines work 100% but a man can become a women?
@MatthewStevensOrMattDave
@MatthewStevensOrMattDave 4 ай бұрын
The right has long since had an anti intellectual streak because of their lack of respect for humanities and soft sciences (and academia as a whole but they *really* hate humanities and soft sciences) Thing is, you tend to be less extremely bigoted once you meet a bunch of people in uni. You get out of your own bubble and explore new viewpoints. If your entire ideology revolves around the conservation of tradition and a certain state of the world, then people going out and trying new things and maybe liking them better is going to put a wrench in your machine. Not everyone comes home from uni less conservative, but many many many people do. No wonder they hate science. It keeps proving a bunch of their shit ass beliefs wrong and then they have to argue with their adult children at Christmas
@crazywazy5527
@crazywazy5527 5 жыл бұрын
m o m s a y s i t s m y t u r n o n t h e s c i e n c e
@gmbrusselsprout
@gmbrusselsprout 5 жыл бұрын
*MoM tHeY'rE lOoKiNg OuT mY sCiEnCe AgAiN*
@donaldbaird7849
@donaldbaird7849 5 жыл бұрын
That profile pic fits perfectly
@JohnStopman
@JohnStopman 5 жыл бұрын
Meow
@jordanthejq12
@jordanthejq12 5 жыл бұрын
If the Earth was flat, cats would have shoved everything off the edge by now.
@maxcovfefe
@maxcovfefe 5 жыл бұрын
Truth!
@zacharyclark4092
@zacharyclark4092 5 жыл бұрын
Thats why the Egyptians worshipped them, out of worry of this.
@_Snowflame
@_Snowflame 5 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyclark4092 I hate to stomp on your joke but I love telling this to everyone whenever I get an opportunity. The reason cats were revered in Egypt is because the Egyptians happened to settle in a place that was loaded with horrible venomous creatures. They kept cats because they would pounce on any scorpions they found in the home, protecting the people. This is reflected in how the goddess Bastet defended Ra from serpents. :3
@zacharyclark4092
@zacharyclark4092 5 жыл бұрын
@Travis dont be sorry, im always glad to learn lol
@magickgeminid2944
@magickgeminid2944 5 жыл бұрын
ultimate logic.
@SillyVixen420
@SillyVixen420 Жыл бұрын
New favorite quote: "Oh god... Is this really happening? Selena help!"
@tibot4228
@tibot4228 Жыл бұрын
I'm actually impressed. She was approached by a rando filming her while pushing a conspiracy theory and she was able to drop two iconic lines.
@username5155
@username5155 2 ай бұрын
5:54 “I’m gonna zoom in on the Earth” Yeah, because if you didn’t, the fact that the rest of the image also has jpeg compression would be revealed
@z.l.burington1183
@z.l.burington1183 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't think these flights exist. I think they made them just to trick guys like me." Laughed so hard I hurt myself.
@PitLord777
@PitLord777 5 жыл бұрын
Why would they do that? "For the lols." -Sobek (I guess)
@aaroo9554
@aaroo9554 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how he would explain if he actually just purchased a ticket and went on that flight.
@vaiyt
@vaiyt 4 жыл бұрын
"Reality is fake and the only real world is the one inside my head"
@willowarkan2263
@willowarkan2263 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't this the exact reason why the term "selection bias" exists?
@gian3458
@gian3458 4 жыл бұрын
I think that all airlines should consider crossing the South Pole. That should mean death for Flat Earthers
@Tedsville
@Tedsville 5 жыл бұрын
The earth is flat because jpeg compression artefacts lmao
@vilukisu
@vilukisu 5 жыл бұрын
jpeg = Just Perish, Enemy Globe
@leam1978
@leam1978 5 жыл бұрын
@@vilukisu this is a very underrated comment, like the opposite of timecube. Cheers
@samboujaiteh3331
@samboujaiteh3331 5 жыл бұрын
THAT’S WHY I DON’T TRUST NASA!!!
@Edax_Royeaux
@Edax_Royeaux 5 жыл бұрын
The Moon is also flat, because jpeg compression. Or the moon is fake. Or something...
@subroy7123
@subroy7123 5 жыл бұрын
@tiglath pileser Well whatever the lizard people are projecting it onto, I need it for my IMAX project could you please let Soros know this thanks
@chriswelter3859
@chriswelter3859 Жыл бұрын
38:35 “Fucking OOPS” literally made me spit out my coffee onto the dash of my car. Immediately subbed.
@slipperynickels
@slipperynickels 5 ай бұрын
it wasn’t until my 50th rewatch of this that i realized that guy trying to argue with strangers is arguing about those drinking bird toys.
@XShadoWPaws
@XShadoWPaws 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that flatties can't come up with a better reason why the government and scientists are lying about the earth being round other than "they don't want to admit they're wrong, they'll be embarrassed" is very, very telling.
@BarioIDL
@BarioIDL 2 жыл бұрын
teh no u card
@thedreadpestilence288
@thedreadpestilence288 2 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna use the term flatties now
@caramel9154
@caramel9154 2 жыл бұрын
@@loturzelrestaurant bro chill the fuck out
@landonadams9935
@landonadams9935 2 жыл бұрын
No, it’s because _They_ are trying to cover it up. Who are They? Why are they trying to cover it up? Idk man it just sounds cool.
@shawnferguson5681
@shawnferguson5681 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, why are they so fired up about proving the world is flat? Whichever way it is, life would pretty much go on as usual, regardless of whether anyone believed it or not.
@MANJYOMETHUNDER111
@MANJYOMETHUNDER111 5 жыл бұрын
Anti-Vaxxers: A Measured Response PLEASE. I'll love you forever. Edit: HOLY SHIT I did watch it, if you were curious
@Snowfire6916
@Snowfire6916 4 жыл бұрын
Also TERFs: A Measured Response.
@user-mt4bk4ml7t
@user-mt4bk4ml7t 4 жыл бұрын
@@Snowfire6916 dafuq are those
@Haispawner
@Haispawner 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-mt4bk4ml7t Just google it bro, like with any term you don't know, easy as piss.
@user-mt4bk4ml7t
@user-mt4bk4ml7t 4 жыл бұрын
@@Haispawner yeah was scared that it was something weird but it turns out to be some radical feminazis
@Haispawner
@Haispawner 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-mt4bk4ml7t It's a bit more complex than that, it's a branch of feminism that believes trans people cannot be women and are trying to invade women's space, which the other branches of feminism really don't approve of, and just generally isn't very helpful for equality.
@wawe5557
@wawe5557 5 ай бұрын
As someone who actually lives in Santiago, Chile, it is absolutely HILARIOUS to watch people try to use us as proof. There really isn’t that much traffic between here and Australia, as far as I know, and it’d mostly be touristic or family visits- Never any urgency. Routing it through North America makes a lot of sense economically since there’s much more demand to the US.
@everett.d.r
@everett.d.r 3 ай бұрын
20:47 “they use deceptive methods to deceive you” walked so “resulting in destructive results” could run
@ThreeArrows
@ThreeArrows 5 жыл бұрын
Hail Sobek
@Ma_ksi
@Ma_ksi 5 жыл бұрын
Hail Jeb
@grimsong2237
@grimsong2237 5 жыл бұрын
LoL 😄 good one... wait a minute... This is the internet. 🤔 😱 He is just joking everyone, he is just joking!
@Ma_ksi
@Ma_ksi 5 жыл бұрын
@@grimsong2237 yes very peculiar
@pepesilvia5936
@pepesilvia5936 5 жыл бұрын
@@grimsong2237 I'm definitely joking. Very much not a Nazi. Just to be clear.
@grandsome1
@grandsome1 5 жыл бұрын
And may your jizzing be everlasting!
@tootalo
@tootalo 4 жыл бұрын
contrapoints: sexy alluring and smart philosophy tube: sexy alluring and smart hbomberguy: punches a globe with with a shoe on his fist and falls over
@happyhydralisk6885
@happyhydralisk6885 4 жыл бұрын
Still sexy
@1WEareBUFO1
@1WEareBUFO1 4 жыл бұрын
UpisnotJump can have my babies. or vice versa
@basedchimera5859
@basedchimera5859 4 жыл бұрын
Philosophy tube looks like a salmon
@isntitabeautifulday1648
@isntitabeautifulday1648 4 жыл бұрын
Great, I'm soooooooooo into fishes.
@laurenzo9160
@laurenzo9160 4 жыл бұрын
In other words, sexy alluring and smart
@henryapplebottom7231
@henryapplebottom7231 Жыл бұрын
You wanna know the funniest bit of this conspiracy theory? Who is conspiring? What would they have to gain? The theory is so incredibly hard to wrap your head... Around that it creates an insanely convoluted series of excuses and complications to explain a concept that would never... Function.
@henryapplebottom7231
@henryapplebottom7231 8 ай бұрын
Wow. 45 people liked this comment. Wow. That's like... More than 27
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 7 ай бұрын
If you actually ask a member of flat gang that question, it suddenly becomes a whole lot less funny. Because nine times outta ten, the answer to "who's doing the lying" is "the Jews" Flat earth is not an idea that can exist on its own. To be down with flat gang, you have to believe in many other irrational ideas as well, including the ones that say there is a group of people who are secretly controlling the world. And we all know what the most common conspiracy of that type is.
@jaccobbailey8247
@jaccobbailey8247 5 ай бұрын
That’s always the wild thing to me. At the end of the day conspiracy theorists don’t really care about “why” whoever they’re upset with would do anything. They’ll make up reasons all day, but they don’t care how ridiculous what they’re saying is. It’s backwards logic, goin “this person says something I don’t like -> it can’t be true because I don’t like it -> it can’t be true and I don’t like it so they MUST be bad -> they’re bad so they’re doing bad things -> they’re doing this to continue doing bad things -> the bad things are whatever I’m told they’re doing”. It’s a wild train of logic that’s so contrived and is entirely based on what the theorist already believed beforehand, absolute travesty lol
@teathesilkwing7616
@teathesilkwing7616 5 ай бұрын
It’s pushed by ball makers in order to increase sales of spherical objects. Truly evil.
@frabjuosity
@frabjuosity 5 ай бұрын
The only argument I've heard from flat earthers about who is benefiting is that it's a ploy for NASA to steal their tax dollars on fake space programs because, of course, space isn't real. Completely ignoring the fact that according to their worldview every world government would have to be in on this, the majority of which do not have space programs.
@maureenrobertshaw7375
@maureenrobertshaw7375 5 ай бұрын
All I want is a flat Earther to explain to me is what the end game is. What is the purpose behind a conspiracy to make people believe the Earth is spherical?
@UTTPOfficerBennie
@UTTPOfficerBennie 5 ай бұрын
They don’t have one. They just want to be a special chosen one with esoteric knowledge.
@outmywritemind1739
@outmywritemind1739 5 ай бұрын
sells more globes
@juliebogen1797
@juliebogen1797 5 ай бұрын
@@outmywritemind1739Yes everyone KNOWS classroom globes are the most profitable resource for all world governments
@goingunder2548
@goingunder2548 3 ай бұрын
I ask this about the anti LGBT conspiracy theories. What purpose would 'THEY' have in 'encouraging' people to be gay and not so easily get pregnant, or transition and affect their fertility, when birth rates worldwide are already decreasing and getting to an unsustainable point in some places. And if it was a big plan to decrease birth rates then why didn't China (a notoriously anti lgbt country) just become more supportive of LGBT instead of implementing the one child policy? I have never received a proper answer to this. Spoiler alert: there isn't one, they just hate gay/trans people.
@ClemDiamond
@ClemDiamond 2 ай бұрын
From what i have seen myself, here are the supposed goals : - Giving taxpayer money to NASA and the shadow government - Straying the people away from God (yes a lot of flat earthers are christians) - It's all connected with everything in science, like free energy - Just pure evil control of people's minds
@Talik13
@Talik13 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha that one girl in the flat Earth video: "Oh God... Is this really happening? Selena help."
@theocean1973
@theocean1973 5 жыл бұрын
Lol that girl was awesome
@vivazapata123
@vivazapata123 4 жыл бұрын
There is also the added irony that the name „Selena“ comes from „Selene“ who in greek mythology is the godess of the moon.
@MyoticTesseract
@MyoticTesseract 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Selena is actually literally the moon and it comes crashing down and defeats the flat-Earther with lacts and fogic
@MyoticTesseract
@MyoticTesseract 4 жыл бұрын
@TheDoubleAgent Hi
@levithe2nd
@levithe2nd 4 жыл бұрын
@TheDoubleAgent lmfao Hi
@NonApplicable1983
@NonApplicable1983 5 жыл бұрын
Broke: Flat Earth Woke: Cubical Earth
@darthplagueis3488
@darthplagueis3488 5 жыл бұрын
Victoria nah, the earth is a THICC dinosaur
@jordanwait7264
@jordanwait7264 5 жыл бұрын
Woke: the earth is shaped like some of those maps where it is broken up into oval-like shapes (also I like your icon)
@NonApplicable1983
@NonApplicable1983 5 жыл бұрын
@@jordanwait7264 Thank you!
@BenGrem917
@BenGrem917 5 жыл бұрын
@@NonApplicable1983
@jamdeluxe7456
@jamdeluxe7456 5 жыл бұрын
THE EARTH IS A PYRAMID, WAKE UP AMERICA
@Grzysweet89
@Grzysweet89 3 ай бұрын
If the earth was flat, governments around the world would be racing to make the first (and if they could help it, only) "Worlds-Edge" Resort, Tourist-Trapping the hell out of the edge of the earth the fact that they'd keep that a secret is stupid
@T.GLongstaff
@T.GLongstaff 5 ай бұрын
Who is back watching old Hbomberguy videos after the new one dropped?? Because I sure am
@MakashiOwns
@MakashiOwns 5 ай бұрын
Yep.
@Badartist888
@Badartist888 3 жыл бұрын
The real conspiracy is how I can watch heaps of leftist youtube and only get some recommendations (on the main page, not the side while watching, then I get more) but if I click on one alt-right or conspiracy page my main gets flooded with recommendations for more for some time. I don't think youtube is pushing for flat earth but I am saying that people who go down those rabbit holes watch a LOT of videos and are probably a good market to advertise to.
@lexi3312
@lexi3312 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. I specifically avoid those kinds of videos and yet my recommendations and ads are full of them while I'm often not notified on new uploads from the people I actually watch
@HailTheRegent
@HailTheRegent 3 жыл бұрын
I think it has something to do with how the algorithm 'relates' topics. To the system, a leftist video explaining Marxism in detail with supporting citation is no different from some Fox news reject ranting about "marxist secularists" or some nonsense.
@bigcheese1061
@bigcheese1061 2 жыл бұрын
Yet pretty much nothing in the center ever pops up… it seems like polarizing content pulls way more than rationality
@nejdalej
@nejdalej 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly the market isn't oversaturated enough, apparently xD
@justinwatson1510
@justinwatson1510 2 жыл бұрын
So you’re saying right wingers and other bigots are easily manipulated? Color me shocked!
@mute1085
@mute1085 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a flat-earther that wanted to go to space on a steam-powered rocket to "prove" the Earth is flat. Turns out, not believing in rocket science when you are building a rocket is fatal.
@naf5567
@naf5567 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that guy was a daredevil and had an obsession with flying homemade rockets, seeing how dumb flat earthers were he declared himself a flat earther and got a bunch of idiots to fund his entertainment.
@mute1085
@mute1085 2 жыл бұрын
@@naf5567 Could be that, I guess, groups like that are always full of grifting. Nonetheless, his idea of a rocket was not smart either.
@naf5567
@naf5567 2 жыл бұрын
@@mute1085 He was a daredevil, so I guess it's justified, they do wacky and dangerous shit all the time
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75 2 жыл бұрын
I heard about that guy. What a doofus. Darwin Awards in action. To guys like that, I say, "How about raising money, so you can take yourself and a camcorder / cell-phone camera on a U2 plane ride?"
@UnbearableYT
@UnbearableYT 2 жыл бұрын
@@naf5567 That's actually right. He was just grifting the flat earthers so he could do his stunt. Lol. Rest in peace
@texasgunslinger6201
@texasgunslinger6201 8 ай бұрын
I feel like the biggest and most concise counterargument i've ever seen against flat earth is "If the earth is flat, then why the fuck haven't millionares and billionares monitized the shit out of it? Edge of the earth theme parks! A swing that goes over the edge!" and it's still the most convincing argument i've heard.
@eattherich5409
@eattherich5409 Жыл бұрын
i was so looking forward to the crossover scene, and was genuinely surprised that it was Abbigale and not you covering themself in a condiment. maybe it's been a while since i've seen her old work, but that really feels more like an hbomb bit than a philosphy tube bit.
@sneeznoodle
@sneeznoodle 4 жыл бұрын
"Why is there a square box around the earth?" How does that guy have a working copy of photoshop, know how to edit levels, and yet _not know what artifacting is?????_
@paterklatter
@paterklatter 4 жыл бұрын
ITS NOT ARTIFACTING. ITS THE TIME CUBE OBVIOUSLY
@caramelcoffees
@caramelcoffees 4 жыл бұрын
im certain he would have seen artifacts around anything else in that photo too
@moiquiregardevideo
@moiquiregardevideo 4 жыл бұрын
@@caramelcoffees Yes, if he would zoom on any other part and play with the histogram, equivalent rectangles would appear.The color red, maybe not. It depends if the compressed pixels around had any red components (like white, which contain all 3 colors).
@no_peace
@no_peace 4 жыл бұрын
It's called lying
@RLomoterenge
@RLomoterenge 4 жыл бұрын
People with dumb beliefs lying to impose their beliefs on even dumber people
@medli7725
@medli7725 4 жыл бұрын
"Does this map hold any water? Well that's what the ice is for." I'm dead now
@randomchance7796
@randomchance7796 4 жыл бұрын
There is a theory that if the Earth were really flat then cats would have knocked everything off by now. This is taking quite a lot of credit away from the enormous strength of the tail of the Labrador Retriever. Team effort is everything.
@MoonGalleon22
@MoonGalleon22 Жыл бұрын
My partner's just pointed out, about the flight thing, that a flat earth map would actually make some flights shorter. The example she drew on was London to Beijing, which allegedly takes about the same time as the Perth to Chile flight; on a flat earth map, those cities would be WAY closer together, and thus the flights should - in theory - be a lot shorter if the earth was flat. Are flat earthers suggesting that airlines are consciously making some flights a lot SLOWER, wasting time, money and resources (as well as potentially going against the physics of flight, in which you need to maintain a set speed in order to create lift), JUST to preserve the illusion of a globe earth?
@warmachineuk
@warmachineuk Жыл бұрын
Yes, some flat Earthers believe airlines slow down flights to maintain the globe Earth illusion. Flat Earthers are conspiracy theorists.
@MacHavok84
@MacHavok84 8 ай бұрын
Update: The world is no longer figuratively on fire, now it is literally on fire
@HECKproductions
@HECKproductions Жыл бұрын
the UN: ok we gotta make sure nobody finds out the earth is flat also the UN: *u s e s f l a t e a r t h a s l o g o*
@MrsProfessionalDumbass
@MrsProfessionalDumbass Жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this is ironic or serious
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 Жыл бұрын
@@MrsProfessionalDumbass I'm fairly sure (because you can never tell with flerfers) it's a parody. But you do see that same concept unironically posted in a lot of conspiracy theories, the idea that the Big Vague Conspiracy will helpfully put in very obvious clues that only hyper-woke conspiracy theorists can ever figure out. Kind of like how the Omicron variant of Covid was actually an anagram, or how NASA is Hebrew for "con" or something (it's not). There is no reason for any conspiracy to actually do sort of "tee-hee, we're so clever!" BS outside of the cheesiest of cheesy thriller novels, never mind one that's invested so much effort & money into hoodwinking the planet....but it's not about what the Conspiracy would actually do, it's fabricating a reason why some randos on Facebook can crack the conspiracy wide open when nobody else ever managed it.
@Cam_Can_Play
@Cam_Can_Play Жыл бұрын
@@MrsProfessionalDumbassi think it’s meant to point and laugh at how Flat Earthers show conflicting evidence.
@HECKproductions
@HECKproductions Жыл бұрын
@@MrsProfessionalDumbass username checks out
@MrsProfessionalDumbass
@MrsProfessionalDumbass Жыл бұрын
@@HECKproductions I would prefer to have clarification over whether it was ironic rather than misunderstanding someone's intent
@therealwattambor8347
@therealwattambor8347 Жыл бұрын
Give the Flat-Earth folks a break you all. They really struggled in school as they just weren't well-rounded.
@Edward-pw6zz
@Edward-pw6zz Жыл бұрын
you deserve a beating for this joke...
@therealwattambor8347
@therealwattambor8347 Жыл бұрын
@@Edward-pw6zz what can I say, I truly am the least funny clown in the most funny circus.
@enigmabureau
@enigmabureau Жыл бұрын
Not my fault their brain has underdeveloped hemispheres
@comparatorclock
@comparatorclock Жыл бұрын
Good one!
@b4rbarbar
@b4rbarbar Жыл бұрын
It's truly a global problem
@chaoslord8918
@chaoslord8918 6 ай бұрын
I love the .jpg compression part and the fact that you went through all the steps in like a minute.
@thebiggestcheems
@thebiggestcheems 10 ай бұрын
the captions for the upisnotjump bit are great, my favorite is "[rude youtuber Hbomberguy] (hangs up)
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