Overwatch 2 Players Are Unhinged

[@Fluored-ny4bc]

Flats trying to keep enough braincells to play tank while listening to those hypotheticals was so funny

[@Pocket_Sora]

and not just any tank too, it's DOOMFIST

[@RetroSwarm]

​@@Pocket_Sora THE best tank!

[@Pinos_Essays]

AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY AN DEY SAY

[@Fluored-ny4bc]

@@Pinos_Essays “ Chivarly is HINDERED”

[@TescoShopperSupreme]

Shame he hasn't got enough braincells to buy a fucking treadmill.

[@Peachmain1]

Fun fact alligators jaws are so weak at opening their mouth you can very easily hold it down then shove pep rica up it’s nose and the childhood trauma will return

[@diufool]

Fun fact, if you had enough paprika, you could beat anything in a fight

[@I_am_a_cat_]

Pep rica? wtf is pep rica? Do you not know how to spell paprika, even with spell-check being on literally EVERYTHING??? How is that even possible???

[@ocomolinaehain1795]

@@I_am_a_cat_ Apparently as possible as the possibility of you taking the time to type that out

[@acearmy3912]

Flats doesn't realize it, but he is the first guest on the podcast

[@goreroses]

guest

[@anfodao635]

hostage

[@CoffeeKadachi]

The way this just gets progressively more unhinged

[@asianbboy911]

Casually solo ulting a friend is one of the best feelings.

[@georgei223]

Fun fact, hippos can’t swim because of their muscle density which is why they typically touch the bottom of the water and jump to the top

[@proutytyler1]

Sounds like Flats.

[@Mattew-mz1ek]

Also their skin is very very thick and acts like a leathery armor

[@Pyrobull16128]

meatmuncher going to fight a gorila is gona reinact loki vs hulk.

[@actually_a_villain9849]

Exactly, that gorilla is fucked

[@readyplayerthree3]

I'm scared for the gorilla DX What's gonna happen if he slams it around like that?

[@VVheeli]

Twobold fighting a moose is like those people that claim they could just jump over a car going 30 MPH.

[@ocomolinaehain1795]

Fun fact: gorillas have much more pulling strength than they do pushing, so instead of punching you, the most devastating thing they could do is to grab your limbs and rip them from your body :D

[@cloud8813]

8:29 made me fucking laugh LMAO. that would be considered animal abuse at that point 9:29 Twobold going "We could make that happen" when they were banking on a Gorilla having childhood trauma left me wheezing

[@penquasi8374]

ik it’s always a good vid when i hear “yo yo yo” at the start

[@Phobie_2000]

0:04 YO, TWOBOLD CAMEO, LET’S FUCKING GOOOO 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Twobold]

Give me Ruben and an ounce of paprika and we could tame the world

[@I_am_a_cat_]

People highly underestimate how strong animals are. "I can grapple a moose." Yeah, good luck. Their muscles are much, MUCH stronger than ours, pound for pound. a 300lbs gorilla could literally rip you to pieces.

[@defenestrate7544]

I have a feeling they weren't being serious, at least Reuben is full trolling.

[@reeddraws]

Deadass, if it were mad enough, I’d lose to a squirrel

[@AspenFrostt]

"opens its weak spot, boom. paprika" i was not even remotely prepared for that lmfao

[@lilyhope432]

0:10 "Doin' Gods' work and still losing." Is such a good line

[@boy_player]

Watching flats just sit there and eat while they twobold and Reuben just yap yap yap away is so funny man

[@rogue_ruggie]

I blame twobold for the chaos. He has been hanging out with Salty Phish too much. lmao

[@mirekasukukurayuki430]

The alligator thing is actually true. Alligators don't have the strength to open their mouths if someone holds it shut. They put skill points into closing not opening

[@LouMachado]

Just when I thought it couldn't get more unhinged, Somnus happens. Oh my god

[@gineis8105]

Polar bears and Tigers: the largest predators on this planet Ruben: Yeah i could take that in a fight easily

[@VVheeli]

Twobold claiming he could 1v1 a moose sent me. Sir you are basically claiming you can fight a mini-van going 30 MPH. You are fighting nothing you’re fighting the hole in your lungs made by the beast’s antlers.

[@gearrogue]

meatmunchers "yo yo yo how you doing" is starting to be as an iconic of an opener as emonggs "alright SO"

[@SoloEmperor-ry8xf]

Flats could 100% take on a mountain lion, he just needs a little bit of paprika.

[@bruv3039]

I'm definitely using "f*ck off, eat a brick" the next time I get tilted

[@BigOwl51]

Hippos look really flabby but fun fact, underneath their thick layers of fat, they have like…straight up metal abs. Like impenetrable muscles underneath their fat. You punch a hippo and it’ll be like punching a brick wall x2

[@josh4134]

Reuben forgetting that literally almost every animal in the animal kingdom have significantly more pain tolerance than us humans.

[@nonoo2157]

The most sane podcast in America 🙏

[@STORYTXLLXR]

Somnus is so chaotic lolol

[@WunderWulfe]

i just love that the others sweat while theyre talking about fighting animals

[@CoversWithCare]

28 year Floridian here. Birthed Floridan here. Born in the Swamp here. We were not taught to handle a gator smh. We just can.

[@MJyoung35]

😂😂😂

[@peachyninja7799]

For the next April fools, Junkrat should have 1 hp but when he dies, 50 mines spawn.

[@kallistad.2975]

Ruben and Twobold have unmatched chaotic neutral energy i fucking love it

[@alexsmith319]

"You have like stilts for arms." Somnus is a goddess.

[@Tat011]

The paprika is singing to them, they're unstoppable.

[@vinylscratch1403]

The entire conversation in this episode was just my friends and I in high school.

[@Ye-ethan]

5:43 I'm sorry but you're not taking a moose. Those fuckers tank cars going 40Mi/hr (60Km/hr), crush the entire cab and everyone in it, AND WALK AWAY as if it didn't just murder a family of 4.

[@devinburbank6638]

Throwing paprika in a hippo’s mouth is literally seasoning your dead corpse. You’re just making yourself taste better

[@nomikell]

The struggle of dry skin after shower is REAL

[@SenpapiTT]

Flats being the only realistic one in this animal fighting conversation

[@bork7964]

These 2 need to start a podcast i would listen to it soo much

[@locuraphoto]

the editing is so beautiful

[@ToasterMekanik]

"Those guys just got skill issued" 💀💀💀💀

[@angelislas3173]

This whole video feels like a fever dream 💀

[@matyas5819]

They named themselves after a weapon of humanity 💀

[@austinhunt6566]

10:30 well rhinos are so blind that they attack anything that moves but hippos are one of the most dangerous animals on the planet because of how aggressive they are

[@sgtfrost1878]

4:19 average going against enemy sombra experience

[@ShadianVise]

I get where Flats is coming from on the hippos thing but I'm pretty sure mosquitos are deadlier to humans than every other animal combined

[@Mattew-mz1ek]

Yes indeed. They take first place as most humans killed per year, even beating humans themselves

[@flyingfajitas]

No, can confirm I was taught to deal with a gator. South Florida is different. Zig-zag does not in fact work, trees do.

[@luna6315]

kitdy's dead silence for most of this is killing me

[@shobainward6387]

i feel like a moose is the largest and least deadly winnable fight

[@MysticMicrowave]

Nah, a moose is terrifying.

[@shobainward6387]

@@MysticMicrowave oh for sure but they are larger and less deadly then a gorilla or hippo 😂😂

[@MegaJakethesnake1]

I didnt know twobold existed outside Magic The Noah vids

[@souplivious7477]

top result on google is that mosquitoes are the deadliest animals

[@thomasmcculloch1283]

I don’t have twitter so I’m trying to get my idea heard: I honestly think that tanks should not do a lot of damage and should have most if not all cc in the game, to compensate they are harder to kill and have shorter cooldowns on their abilities. This way they can still one vs one and chip away but the onus of damage is on the DPS. The roles are too close to really differentiate them from each other and they should split them even further One such example of making tanks more durable is giving them a flat 10-25% damage mitigation for more defensive tanks and the more brawler types, reduce their hitbox and increase their movement speed

[@unoriginal4976]

Bro me and my friends had the animal conversation last week. All of them were trying to take gorrilas and bears while i said a large dog. I feel you flats...

[@redneckriley2644]

Actually dogs claim the most humans a year than hippos

[@imminent_gans]

Flats wouldn't make it past the 2 minute mark on a single of Rueben's Tierlists

[@XenoDrobot]

4:20 is that Lt Eddy? 👀

[@kaironst2969]

Paprika no diffs the entire animal kingdom

[@dulcepena3535]

Rubén come on brother…. the delulu doesn’t suit you😭😭

[@evanjones9829]

Flats not taking into account of a Tibetan Mastiff when saying he could take on large dogs 👀 . Meanwhile I'm over here thinking I could take on a horse with extended mags (Giraffes)

[@thesnowgamer68]

I would pay GOOD AND REAL money to see these hypothetical fight happen.

[@killswitchon_kso1231]

My brain has liquefied to this

[@valllllleeeeeeerrrrriiiee]

dude i could absolutely fuck up a polar bear

[@jaewol359]

Just use paprika

[@LostArtificer]

I BEG PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME THE OUTRO MUSIC

[@blodia-]

Know the Feelin' - Shag

[@jackalking5558]

Fun fact the deadliest animal is actually a mosquito 🦟

[@LouMachado]

Seagull?? That's some top 10... no top 3 anime betrayal action there.

[@andrewp.1358]

Somnus never got an answer on if twobold really has the build to beat these animals in a fight, now i really gotta know if twobold secretly has a sleeper build or if he's lying to everyone

[@danielprettyman2888]

I have a friend who swears people always underestimate their abilities when fighting animals. He thinks if he were in the water with a shark, he could beat it. I think that's actually insane. He said shit like "well you can punch it and gouge its eyes out."

[@thyweeb23]

Flats AND Twobold?! Maybe god does exist

[@SilentHero-bv8ch]

Harambe did not die to be disrespected like this.

[@EndSpawnShadow]

Dude im serious this type of just random talk is the funniest thing to me man I miss gaming with the boys

[@henriquealvarenga9244]

didnt expect the twobold crossover

[@anomanderrake69]

Man is so high he could probably fight a plane if he wanted to

[@luckybynn5788]

It was crazy when Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla. I've never seen Meatmunchr13 but I assume he does not look physically comparable to Mike Tyson.

[@kodakwolf1462]

Nah I'd be sitting beside you flats. Straight jacket and mask for that entire land mammal conversation

[@the_botanical_berry]

The only person right during the whole conversation was Flats.

[@skweetis]

While I was watching this my brain jumped out of my head and ran away screaming and I don't know where it went, somebody please help

[@nathanwinters2400]

Somnus came in swinging xD

[@Niko_620]

Holy shit I'm having ptsd flashbacks to my dumbass coworkers listening to this Rueben don't ever go in the kitchen again you will never cook again

[@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881]

Would be nice to get the old tank ult if you popped while in assault configuration.

[@jonahwilson-leos5237]

I could 100% take a bear. A black bear though.

[@rufus9637]

IS THAT TWOBOLD????!!!

[@creypink5929]

nah 6pm thoughts for them are like 3 am thoughts for me

[@spicypengu]

thank god for somnus because i was losing so many braincells until she joined

[@Th3Zukuto]

They clearly havent seen any of Rueben's tier list videos

[@unexpecteddecapitationman]

Outro went crazy

[@rationaldemon195]

Im kinda suprised they didn't jumped on the bison as being big and easy to take down.

[@Eadwulf_Skald]

Winning against alligator is pretty easy, just flip them on their backs and hold it for 15-20 seconds. Tonic Immobility kicks in and they go limp/unresponsive.

[@Saphirea06]

😂😂😂the hippo convo!!! Im so dead! Hippos are one of the most dangerous animals on the plants as far at land animal! Lol he would NOT win that fight!!! Lol

[@CottonDaaJonin]

the hitler joke at 15:47 has me dead

[@BackGCharacterA]

i feel like this is the type of conversations Americans have with other countries and we try to convince them they are wrong and it just goes around in a circle until someone gives up

[@SolemnSound]

Today was the day TwoBold proved that he was definitely a little Too Bold

[@Lord-Bass5468]

When flats mentioned porsche I immediately thought he meant a world war two tiger 1 or king tiger lmao

[@jeremyhorner9531]

This was one of the videos of all time!

[@homebodyvon]

17 minutes of straight yappin oh my

[@karisaysthings]

Idk what's going on but I'm happy to be here vibes.

[@raheemmohammed4317]

A porsche colab tank bastion should be their actual tanks not the car

[@Sukarettoroz]

I miss rising uppercut and old doom daddy sad times

[@iicedchaii]

the voices the voices the voices the voices--

[@jonahwilson-leos5237]

Hippos actually do have terrible skin. That's why they always are in water.

[@CottonDaaJonin]

do they not know animals?