FLIP THE PAGE BOOK CHALLENGE!

welcome back to another video full of cHaOtIc~ energy! buckle up, because we're goin on a journey today.
THE CHALLENGE GAME TAG THING QUESTIONS:
1. You're getting a new identity! Let the coordinates guide you to a book, flip to the page you were given, and the first name you see is now your new name!
2. It's time to get up and move the heck out of your town! The location of the book your coordinates lead you to will be where you're moving.
3. You're all settled into your new home, but you've gotta get a job to get that cash money flow goin. Create a job using the first object you find with the coordinates and page number.
4. You've started your job and you've started developing feelings for a coworker. Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, and the first character you come across will be the character you're falling for.
5. Using the coordinates & the page number, the first piece of dialogue you come across will be the first thing you say to your potential lover.
6. That line really got to them, next thing you know you're in love! You're going to propose, but buying a wedding ring is too expensive. Using the coordinates & flipping the page to the page number you were given, the first object you come across will be what you propose with.
7. We've arrived at your wedding! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, and the first piece of dialogue you find will be the first line in your vows.
8. It's honey moon time! Wherever the book's location that your coordinates lead you to will be the destination for your lovers retreat!
9. Things got a little cray on the honeymoon and now you're expecting a baby! With the next coordinates find your next book and flip the page to the page number you were given. The first name you find will be the name of your first born child!
10. We're time jumping 5 years & your child is desperately begging for a pet! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first creature you come across will be your pet! If you don't find a creature, then the first object you find will have to be used as a pet replacement.
11. Your child is going to school! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, using words on that page create the name of their school.
12. You decide you're going to start a YT channel for a side hobby! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & find something on that page that will be the core topic of your channel.
13. Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & using words from that page create a YT channel name.
14. Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first piece of dialogue you see is how you'll greet your viewers each time you start a video.
15. You've decided to write a book! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & using words from that page create a book title.
16. Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first line you see will be the opening line for your book.
17. PLOT TWIST! The reason you even created a new identity for yourself is because a killer was after you! Now that you're a mega famous author & youtuber, they've tracked you down again & they're coming for you! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first character you see will be your killer!
18. One day you're setting up to film a YT video when you're suddenly struck by the killer! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first object you come across is what they used to kill you.
19. Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first line you see will go on your tombstone.
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[@ellieschenk2963]

“I live in the muggle world it’s saddddd”= story of my life

[@jessethereader]

*cries bc it's sinking in how much it sucks to not have magical powers *

[@roguenatrixanguismortis9610]

I wish I didn't live in the muggle world even the hunger games would be better than the muggle world

[@dianaayt]

I legit spent all day in Harry Potter, editing a super special video and reading it and then I just ate dinner and watched this video. As he said that I realise "I'm not there" and I just felt completely sad. You have no idea...

[@ella_melchionna]

*sobs*

[@ranjansharma2086]

Honestly, we all would he dead within the day if we did live in a magical world.

[@CherrySoda9-9]

"Do you, John, take Grandma Josephine to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "...What's that???" This video killed me!

[@nikablue9340]

This comment killed me 😂😂

[@dandy_candy835]

Isn't grandma Josephine in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[@amanekabbaj]

@@dandy_candy835 that’s the point. Watch the video

[@karinacole218]

John and Grandma Josephine 4ever ♥️😍😘🥰💖😽💋👅⚾️💑💘👵🏻

[@jessethereader]

we stan them in this household

[@hayleelopatinksytorres1484]

There’s this French song called J’aime ta grandmere and I just got flashbacks

[@jessicading5480]

My new otp

[@Mikoomii]

Karina Cole JoJo 4EVA 😂❤️😍💕🙈

[@piperdoolen8260]

JOHNSAPHINE

[@DemiRae26]

I think i win on Wedding Vows, mine was: "What the--hey, who are you?"

[@sarahmorris4575]

demi rae That’s amazing.

[@DemiRae26]

@@sarahmorris4575Right? I couldn't plan that if i tried haha

[@Celestria]

🤣🤣🤣

[@srenz2802]

demi rae mine was “Bye Rue.” Honestly is there anything more depressing 😂

[@claudiav5638]

@@srenz2802 oof

[@lies7253]

8:50 Your opening line for your vows is gonna be "What's that" 15:13 Your opening line for KZbin is gonna be "What's this" Coincidence? I think not.

[@alexandrajoldea982]

It's a metaphor for their relationship: "that" as they were not so close at first, but "this" made "Johnsephine" a happily married couple 🙂

[@Zoë.eudaemonia]

ik

[@rosepetunia1829]

Lmao!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@hopefillledday9026]

My answers to this tag - get ready for well weirdness I guess! 1. My name is Acorna 2. My new home is Memphis 3. I’m a sculptor, I make Gargoyles 4. My crush’s name is Oscar 5. My first words to my crush/coworker are,"People of the Gods" 6. I proposed with Ships 7. The first words of my wedding vows are, “Too old" 8. My honeymoon is in Outer Mongolia 9. My daughter’s name is Patsy 10. She had a pet puppy 11. Patsy goes to school at Chthonia Defense Academy 12. The core topic of my KZbin channel is Stealth and Camoflage 13. My channel’s name is Crazy Police Mannequins 14. The intro to my video is, “Do you have a section on magisters please?" 15. My book is called Charms surrounding vamp's tension 16. The opening line of my book is, “Here I am.” 17. My killer is Mabel 18. I was killed with a bar of soap 19. The words on my tombstone are, “So you intend for me to wear this ring?" Imagine if 7 and 19 were swapped, it would make so much more sense but the books have spoken >.

[@rosepetunia1829]

How come nobody proposed with a ring?????? Oh well.... Lolz!

[@gabriellegarcia4095]

😂😂😂

[@skytheolivecat2934]

The intro to your channel is “What’s this?” Clearly, your intro is a reference to your true love, Grandma Josephine!👵 The first line of your vows was “What’s that?”

[@polandbananasBOOKS]

JESSE THIS CHALLENGE IS AMAZING IM CACKLING AND IM SORRY OF ALL THOSE 111,000 WORD AGAIN BUT BETTER GAVE U WATS THAT FOR VOWS BUT ALSO LOLS FOREVER. THANKS FOR ALL THESE FUN CHALLENGES YOU'RE PUTTING OUT INTO THE UNIVERSE. I CANT WAIT TO PLAY

[@navyav.720]

"I'm interested in Grandma Josephine" *Charlie Bucket has left the chat*

[@alexandrajoldea982]

LAUGHING OUT LOUD 😂😂😂

[@letsnottalkaboutit1727]

*grandpa George has left the chat*

[@alexandrajoldea982]

... Grandma Josephine has left the chat

[@Zoovilifts]

LMAO

[@deathisastar]

I was killed by Ron Weasley with a hairbrush and the words on my tombstone are 'So it's settled'. *Wow*

[@skytheolivecat2934]

I did this challenge and got CRAZY 🤪🤪🤪 ANSWERS. I included them below: 1. My name is VOLDEMORT! 2. My new home is TARTARUS! 3. I’m a seamstress (the object I got was cloth) 4. My crush’s name is Fritz. 5. My first words to my crush/coworker are, “That’s right. Ain’t nobody want this job.” 6. I proposed with a TELEPHONE. 7. The first words of my wedding vows are, “Ahem, excuse me, Sire.” 8. My honeymoon is in PANEM. 9. My daughter’s name is Charlene. 10. She had a pet nymph. 11. Charlene goes to school at Chernabog Defensive Academy. 12. The core topic of my YT channel is Physics. 13. My channel’s name is Child of Hades. 14. The intro to my video is, “There’s a lot I’m not clear on.” 15. My book is called Dazzling Spirits, a Paranormal romance by Voldemort. 16. The opening line of my book is, “‘You’ll have to do even better if the uprisings are to be averted,’ he says.” 17. MAVEN is my killer! 18. Maven suffocated me using a TOWEL. 19. The words on my tombstone are, “She pinched the bridge of her nose between her thumb and forefinger.”

[@lynn-br1dg]

Wouldn't the last one actually be wrong? Because dialogue is when one more more people are talking and that just soynds like an action the author wrote. Aka not in quotation marks.

[@claudiav5638]

You name is Voldemort?! That's hilarious hahaha omg

[@lparker2171]

Maven like the evil little jerk from Red Queen?

[@skytheolivecat2934]

Lillian Parker YAAAAS!!

[@rowenblue]

"Dazzling Spirits, a paranormal romance by Voldemort" I laughed so hard.

[@HarryPotter-bw5mz]

I tried this and mine was- My name is Chian ~ Prodigy My new home is Reverie ~ Under the never sky My job is a dog walker ~ Maybe this time My crushes name is Oliver ~ current and the cure My opening line to my crush was “Go away.” WHEEZE ~ Wicked King I proposed to my crush with some boots ~ Onyx and Ivory The first words of my wedding vows were “You know what to do.” ~ Pretties My honeymoon was in Space ~ Star Wars My sons name is Jeevan ~ UnDivided He had a pet Raven ~ An Enchantment of Ravens Jeevan goes to school at Traditional Beach Academy ~ Christy Miller The core topic of my KZbin channel is trying to save the world ~ Dry My KZbin channels name is Anticipation and Dread ~ Wildcard My channels greeting is ‘yeah I can’t argue with that’ ~ Always never yours My book is called The Stung Homestead ~ The Fever Code The opening of my book is “Marti isn’t feeling well,” Cheyenne said, “I’m going to take her home.” ~ Christy and Todd college years KENJI IS MY KILLER ~ Unravel Me Kenji killed me with a cURTAIN ROD ~ Catching Fire The words on my tombstone are “Shes not as pretty as in the pictures.” ~ Delirium man wasn’t i fun

[@billilililieee]

Harry Potter am I the only one that would accept boots instead of a ring?

[@ninjasteph9561]

Gotta say, I really like the books on your shelf! A lot of good ones on there.

[@alisonvenus4891]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who read “Marti isn’t feeling well,” Cheyenne said, “I’m going to take her home” as “Martini is t feeling well…

[@kaitlinr9735]

Jesse: Can we just go to a place with magic Me: thinks of every fanasty book set in New York...

[@thatdamfangirl]

Percy Jackson!!!

[@samargin]

Kaitlin R I would say city of bones but I’m not sure if that is set in new york

[@kaitlinr9735]

@@samargin it is

[@crossroadaj]

@@samargin yep, TMI is set in Brooklyn, NYC

[@nadineabdelhamid]

The mortal instruments

[@kindacrazy7610]

"Whats that?" "What's this?" Jon is very confused.

[@ninaelmoyan3478]

no one: peAsE LeT tHiS bE a NoRmaL viDeO everyone: wITh jEsSe? NO WAY!

[@jessethereader]

wHaT iZ n0rMal???? idk her

[@TiredHeathen101]

Is that a magic school bus reference I see? 😏

[@ninaelmoyan3478]

@@TiredHeathen101 Why yes, yes it is…

[@TiredHeathen101]

@@ninaelmoyan3478 It made my day. Thank you! 😁

[@meredithclark6580]

This strongly reminds me of Magic School Bus.

[@ReadingWithNori]

How is it possible to laugh for 20 minutes straight! You’re so creative, I love your videos.

[@daniellewagner7140]

Title of you’re life: *i didn’t think this would happen to you* A sad tale of John (thereader) George’s life with his wife, grandma Josephine, and their lovely assassin daughter, Lucy.

[@jessethereader]

f a n t a s t i c

[@Bookdragon11]

I feel like that fits pretty well 😂.

[@alishak6073]

When he threw House of Hades, my mind was immediately worried and like 'where did it land?' and Jesse being the relatable reader he is answered my question thank you

[@catcarstairs8179]

I love these types of videos that you make! I think they're so creative and fun. You're pretty much the coolest book-loving guy ever

[@caprisbookisland]

“I already live in the muggle world .. it’s sad” *gets grandma Josephine as a spouse* Ah.. it gets sadder .. 🤣

[@elisabethn3913]

I’ve have never laughed so hard!!😂😂😂😂 This is the best booktube challenge ever! Movie title: Awful Death

[@Bookdragon11]

I can believe that 😅😅.

[@eryng515]

I did it an, umm, let's just say it was very interesting 1 Your name Lilly 2 Where you live New York City 3 Job Zoo employee (i got a cage) 4 Your crush Keefe 5 The first piece of dialogue you see is the first thing you say to your crush -- “The plan stays the same regardless” 6 The first item you see is what you propose with -- Chains 7 The first bit of dialogue is the first line of your vows -- “I still can’t believe we’re tracking bigfoot” 8 The place where the book is placed is where you honeymoon is -- The Lost Cities 9 The first name you come across is the name of your child -- Bruce 10 The first animal on the page is the pet your child gets, if there is no animal then the first object is a replacement -- Banshee 11 Using words on the page create the name of a school -- Swan Field Institute 12 Find something on the page that you can use as your core topic for a KZbin channel -- school vlogs, athletics 13 Using words of that page to create a channel name -- Service Area Sweat 14 First piece of dialogue is how you greet our viewers -- “You did it!” 15 From words on that page create a title for a book you are going to be writing -- Murderer Assignment 16 First line you see is how book opens -- “That year your name is entered once” 17 Plot twist! You moved because a murderer was after you. The first character you find is your murderer -- Principal Gupta 18 First object you find is what your killer kills you with -- blue paper 19 First line is the line on your gravestone -- It would mean, in the end, he had still won

[@jays6099]

Jesse's vows: Whats that? Jesse's KZbin intro: Kers La? You know, it works

[@MaijaReads]

Somehow I don't think John has a great vocabulary! 🤣 (Knows multiple languages tho)

[@inksplat]

Jay Standiford I thought the same thing 😂

[@geokeeper4864]

I did it. Results: Name: Jean Louise Home: Terrasen/Erilea Job: Making Metal Statues Lover: Dorian Dialogue: "Torches." Or "Too Cold." Proposal Object: Ladder Vow: "It's his funeral." Honeymoon: Marstock Or The Ocean Child Name: Halina Pet: Wolf School: Executioner Academy KZbin Channel Topic: Knives Channel Name: Caught Gossiping Opening Line: "Follow what your spirit tells you, Zoeybird." Book Title: What to Except From the Dawn Court Book Opening: "What was that, five hours?" Killer: Tamlin Weapon: Bed Tombstone: "It'll ruin it if I can hear you clumping around in those boots."

[@Zoovilifts]

"do you take Dorian to be your husband?" "iT's HiS fUnErAL."

[@goodnight-moon564]

Zoovi 😂😂

[@gemworm]

Plot twist: John is the one hiding from the Radio Hustler This is what happens in the sequel

[@amberkayes669]

Dont spoil it!

[@sarahmorris4575]

And the hustler is Lilah. That’s why she killed him.

[@lilymetz169]

I did the challenge!! Here's my life: My name is Elizabeth, I live in London I am a pebble collector. I have a crush on Peeta. The first thing I said to Peeta was "Ugh, I haven't even thought of that." I proposed with a blue tooth ear piece. The first line of my vows was "I don't really expect anything from you." We went on a honeymoon to Narnia. We have a child named Will. We got Will a pet Goblin. He attends school at Then No School. My YT channel is about glitter. My channel name is "Silveny" I start every video with "I know what this is!" I wrote a book called "Prison clapped" Caul is trying to murder me! My tombstone reads "OK me too" That's my life 😂😂

[@theevilcactus9543]

"I don't really expect anything from you"? wow, what a lovely wedding vow

[@eryng515]

Did you get 'Silveny' from Keeper of the Lost Cities (one of the books in the series?)

[@priyarajesh2679]

ErAmGr11 i was wondering that too

[@nataliabaszczyk2387]

My thought was: if you had a video collab with Jesse your greetings would match soooo well 😂

[@hotpeels]

OMG, WE DIED LAUGHING!

[@sarahbrown8375]

Lifetime movie title brought to you by page 234 of Scarlet: "A fling with Grandma"

[@isabellaescamilla3915]

"A Martyr's Agenda to a Camping Retreat with Grandma" - Run Away by Harlen Coben

[@Ashley-ce7kx]

I did this challenge with my own books (though I modified it a little because I don’t have as much) 🤪 1. My name is Norbert 2. I live in a kitchen 3. I work at a candy store 4. I have a crush on Hagrid 5. When I meet him, I say ‘Get in here! And walk on the newspaper!’ 6. I proposed to Hagrid with some old wood! 7. My first line of my vows is ‘They don’t play hockey at St Clare’s, they play lacrosse.’ 8. We go on a honeymoon to a grocery store. 9. Are child’s name is Toby. 10. Toby’s pet is a werewolf. 11. His school is called Freedom Long Live Academy. 12. I make a KZbin channel about Archaeological Wonders. 13. It’s called Jacket Street Boxes 14. I greet my viewers by saying ‘I say I say! You surely haven’t taken my prep to burn? She has! Oh, the silly donkey, she’s taken my French prep! 15. I write a book called Fizzing Forests. 16. Its opening line is ‘The snake lifted its ugly triangular head and hissed slightly. The man opened his mouth and let out a scream. 17. My killer’s name is Alison. 18. She kills me with wire 19. My line on my tombstone is ‘He was pleased to see that his photographic self was putting up a good fight and was refusing ti be dragged into view. Extra: My story is called ‘They’re best when they’re fresh!’

[@alondramunoz6068]

Your hyperness and editing always gives me energy 😂

[@jessethereader]

i'm glad!! *runs around the room 10 times *

[@115_vaibhavidangre4]

@@jessethereader lol😂

[@Zoovilifts]

SAME

[@XCatherine]

Oh my gosh Jesse this is so creative and FUNNY😂! I always love your creativity!!✨✨

[@kaylahdavisofficial]

No one else: Me: SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BOOK

[@jessethereader]

ME

[@claudiav5638]

Why is that so me lmao

[@earthtoashlyn]

My answers: My name is Hermes I live in Hogwarts I am an author My crush is Sadie My first words to her are "Hey, it'll be alright" I proposed with blood The first words of my vows are "A Nimbus Two Thousand" My honeymoon is in New York My child's name is Dudley His pet is a snake The school is The Lost Academy My channel is about death My channel name is Not The Password My intro is "so" My book title is The Kindness of Knives My book starts with "If we're taking the zoo express, we need to hurry" My killer is Draco Malfoy He killed me with fireworks My tombstone says "'Leo dissolved"

[@ayanna5534]

Nice video, John😂😂

[@jessethereader]

LOL GRACIAS

[@personwhoishereiguess3814]

The words on my tombstone were “No! You can’t prevent it.” I’m so proud

[@CronicasMerodeadora]

Jesseeee, you have to stop creating these awesome challenges because I wanna film 'em all! Hahaha

[@jessethereader]

haha! i hope you do this one! EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO WEIRD.

[@CronicasMerodeadora]

Will do!!! Weirdness is cool! 🤣🤣🤣

[@noekim5286]

Posted August 2019 yet I just tried it today, 2020: 1. Name: Lady Gremlaine 2. Location: Atlantis 3. Job: tattoist 4. Someone special: Merlin 5. What to say: "Just focus on emotion: 6. What will he propose with: crystal 7. First line in vows: "Did I just have that thought?" 8. Honeymoon location: Mountain 9. First child: Holly 10. Pet: Vampire bat 11. School: King Rhian Academy 12. Core topic of my channel: Magical words 13. YT channel name: Mischief 14. Greeting: "Nice to meet you. I really have to go to my class now." 15. Book title: Once Evil 16. Opening line of my book: "Good is cheating." 17. Killer: Carter 18. Weapon: .22 calibre 19. Line on tombstone: "What happened?"

[@YldzKalkavan]

your ship name can't be jessephine if your (new) name is John :D

[@kasia-l]

Jophine? Jonhphine?

[@ThePurpleNesss]

JoJo

[@Zoovilifts]

Josephohn

[@ellah2411]

Johnephine?

[@angeladavidson2350]

JOHNSOPHINE

[@spencerannus]

I did this challenge. It got slightly weird. New Name- Maya New home place- Hogwarts New Job- Salt collector Crush- Lacey Kilduff First thing said to crush- "And the gentlemen arise" Object to propose with- Planks First line in vows- "Oh Major Merendsen" Honeymoon location- " Camp Halfblood" Baby Name- Hades Object to replace pet- Champagne School name- gigantically disproportionate house KZbin centred object- Teeth KZbin Name- No Barks Appointment KZbin Greeting- What the fuck glasses Book Title- Princess Aerity's Beast Book Opening Line- There's no wood anywhere Killer- Via Pullman Murder Object- Toilet Tombstone Line- He's Gone

[@Detwoit_Wions]

Married: “what’s this” Begins channel: “what’s that”

[@lilacsandstars9365]

The title of your life according to page 234 of Wings of Fire: Talons of Power... "Losing it, bit by bit"

[@sarahmorris4575]

panda cricket Is it bad that this kinda fits?

[@shayla1737]

Hi, fellow wings of fire fan! My tombstone will read "something new for Burn's collection" save me. Also, I ended up marrying Albatross and Glory killed me with a ruler.

[@kortneestrickland250]

I came up with "Likes grandma". I used Scarlet by Marissa Meyer.

[@sairaap4258]

I literally COULD NOT stop laughing at this. You have such a beautiful shelf full of fantastic books but... Thank you for making me laugh, I loved this video!!!! :)))

[@audreypaddock66]

Page 234 of “ Summer Of Lost and Found” Movie Title: “Death in A Odd Place”😬 #JohnandJosephineforlife

[@aestover91]

Idk why, but of all your videos, this is the one that made me pause in the middle and take a moment to appreciate your editing skills. Entertaining and flashy, but not distracting; it's like the manifestation of your reader soul or something.

[@annag1740]

Jessies book shelves look especially... *bookish* and tidy today... Love You Jessie!

[@jessethereader]

bookshelf snapped but seriously my other bookshelf is a disaster it's all a lie

[@annag1740]

Ohhh. Interesting... The Tea! "Lies!" - Harry Potter

[@whitneymouse]

Ok, I want to play! I'll list the books out, too, in case something pops out at someone haha 1.) My new name is Bethany (:\ I don't like it. Book is Twisted by Laurie Halse Anderson) 2.) I live in....space? The Earth, but it's a mess? unsure which to go with here. Guess it starts in Space, so I'll go with that (The 100 by Kass Morgan) 3.) I'm a doctor (Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs. First object was spleen) 4.) My crush's name is Kehaar (Watership Down by Richard Adams. I'm choosing to pretend that's not a bird lol) 5.) I said, "Live in the layers, not on the litter." (The poem is called "The Layers" by Stanley Kunitz. It was a poetry anthology) 6.) I proposed with a silver whistle (The Wizard of Oz by Frank L. Baum) 7.) My vows started with "Tell me who you are!" (The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo) 8.) We honeymooned in Las Vegas, NV (We are Called to Rise by Laura McBride) 9.) Our son's name is Lincoln (Attachments by Rainbow Rowell) 10.) He has a pet bee (The Girl From Everywhere by Heidi Heilig. it's a character's name, but it's also an animal) 11.) He goes to Sisterhood Camp (Someone Like You by Sarah Dessen. The page literally talks about Sisterhood Camp. I didn't make that name up) 12.) My YT channel is about nursery rhymes (Catalyst by Laurie Halse Andersen) 13.)It is called A Very Sad Condition (Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne. Another phrase that was just written on the page that I found hilarious) 14.) I start every video with "Please send Oreos!" (To All The Boys I've Ever Loved by Jenny Han) 15.) My book is called How to Legally Reverse-Engineer the Chinese (Console Wars by Blake J. Harris) 16.) It starts with "Hey! Where are you going? We're all meeting in the lounge!" (The Unidentified by Rae Mariz) 17.)I'm killed by Maire (Atlantia by Ally Condie. I haven't read this yet, so I have no feelings about it one way or the other) 18.)She used dead leaves to suffocate me (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. This was like the ONLY concrete object on the page that is able to be lifted. I was disappointed) 19.)My tombstone reads "Back so soon from the infirmary? We worried you'd died" (Spin the Dawn by Elizabeth Lim. This was my favorite accidental discovery lol)

[@polandbananasBOOKS]

What is the new outro it's so different how long have u been doing this and I wasn't paying attention to it. Keep reading what your heart desires?! Was this ur outro during the Jesse challenge?! Was it this?! Has it been so long?!

[@percabethlumity]

I genuinely love how chaotic John's life is lol. It just kept gettin funnier at each page flip.

[@chipsosun3946]

I know I'm late but I actually did this and here are my results: Name: Robin (19 years old) Living in: Scotland Occupation: Blueberry jam maker (object was blueberry bush) Crush: Meral (8 YEARS OLD) first sentence to her: "We're going to Hawaii!" proposing with: my daily dosis of medication Beginning of vows: "Dad, I crushed the car" Honeymoon in: a deserted treehouse somewhere in Germany Child's Name: Shirley MacLaine Her pet/object: 2 coins Her school: Hogwarts My channels topic: Parents' reactions to their kids behaviour Channel name: BackpackFather Greeting: "Jem, are those Ewells sittin' down yonder?" Book title: A Vampire's Death Bell Opening: "Fine then, keep crying" my murderers: Fred and George Killing me with: a knife Written on tombstone: "What was wrong with him?" I have to say... I hoped for something more exciting this life but oh well...

[@ItsDaniDee]

This is a pretty dope and fun tag. Once I have my books all nice on shelves when I move out I will definitely do this!

[@greentae2371]

Was that a reference to Taeyong from NCT?😂

[@jessethereader]

YES OMG I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GET IT BLESS YOU

[@iveuteen]

What part was it?

[@danielabarrientos9386]

ok so I'm a fan of NCT but I did not know this! When did taeyong said that?

[@pastorytime2683]

😂😂😂 I love how dull everything was! Other than your romance with Grandma Josephine!

[@rebeccacalvert4493]

Soooo.... I flipped to page 234 of Wayfarer by Alexandra Bracken, and IT’S LITERALLY BLANK 😂😂😂

[@yunamchill9169]

Like my Midnight For Charlie Bones book!😂 So I ended up picking another one.

[@clwilliams9276]

Your lifetime movie is "The Atypical Day" I live in Massachusetts and there's actually a lot of interesting places to go here. Like Herman Melville's Arrowhead. Went on my birthday and absolutely loved it. There's a bunch of other author museums, plenty of fall foliage, and more than enough people watching opportunities.

[@victoriaeliza9458]

Jessie just created a new, intense version of M.A.S.H.

[@TheBirdofInferno]

This is comedy GOLD. The editing enhances it 1000%. Absolutely love this.

[@acaciarodgers4513]

"Do you know why she chose him?" Song of Achilles Honestly I'd like to know why Josephine said yes to those uniforms 😂

[@bunnie5256]

The book creation part is actually a really good exercise to brainstorm writing ideas!!!

[@weronikakowalczyk8581]

the used the book Queen Of Air And Darkness by Cassandra Clare and got the title "exhaustion and mistakes"

[@alyciaburns8430]

This is basically MASH played with books. 😂 Love the fun content, Jesse! ❤️

[@cashby7008]

Stopped watching a jessethereader video to watch this. Jesse makes my life so much better :D

[@becka2737]

Same😁

[@jessethereader]

ha! thank you for watching!

[@cashby7008]

@jessethereader: always a pleasure! thank you for making such amazing videos that make my day go from meh to YEETOTHEHAW

[@panictopned5439]

PLEASE do this more often! This challenge has so much potential! And i laughed so hard watching it!

[@nadiaravenclaw8644]

Honestly i ship John and grandma Josephine 😂😂😂😂

[@riannarichmond3832]

OMG! Jessie you should write that book. I would SO read it!💜

[@jacklavellan5550]

Thought I’ll share my outcome of the “flip the book” challenge 😊 Name: Bilbo Location: Hell (in my own chamber in satan’s castle) Job: a tanner (my word was wool-fell) Love interest: Courtney Lawrence First words to her: “But I’m not an inanimate object... I’m a person” Propose with: a white flag Start of vows: “Yes?” - in an intrigued voice Honeymoon location: Hogwarts Firstborn: Monica Monica’s pet: fish Monica’s school: the gryffindoor dorm (I have zero imagination, but I hope it means that she kinda goes to hogwarts 😈) Topic of yt Channel: videogames Yt Channel name: Reindeer Flotilla Setec Astronomy (which is kinda a reference to a book with videogames) Yt intro: “Let’s just play” Booktitle: Blood to his heels First line: “just to - just to be clear,” My killer: Robin Ellacott Killed by: gold teeth (in my native language the words are pulled together as one word - which I translated to english, so it still counts) And my gravestone will say: “Very bad indeed.”

[@Simplybookdreams88]

I thought this was GREAT!!! You made me laugh out loud multiple times. Thanks for the good time!

[@randomroadtrips6828]

I did the wedding vow thing and got “You’re hideous, you know that right?” Can anyone guess the book that’s from

[@d_diya29]

how did my brain know instantly it's from hunger games

[@rileyelizabeth460]

@@d_diya29 What part of Hunger Games? I cant for the life of me remember

[@reeveiga]

OMG, I'm laughing so much right now!!! Thank you, Jesse! hahahahaha

[@ckjohnson53]

Starts wedding vows with “What’s that?” Starts KZbin videos with “What’s this?” Obviously John doesn’t know what anything is.

[@1ursoftgothgf1]

how are you so creative? like this editing style. we stan.

[@kulwindermalhi9224]

4:16 Jesse you should be grateful you get baseball bat Since when I tried this I go Mint flavoured bum wipes ;-;

[@ananyatiwari7380]

Lmao

[@bethmw28]

What are you reading??!! 😂😂😂

[@rynaesart4230]

i got blood ;) i’m an assassin

[@FromJessToYou]

Oh my .... you and Grandma Josephine seem to have had quite the life. Awesome challenge you created. =0)

[@comment8549]

"I hope you're reading left and right." *Manga readers are quaking*

[@booklover5800]

The Toothpaste Romance. 😛😛💙💙

[@emmamay__4668]

the devastating Lucy ( i picked sing you home by jodi piccoult)

[@fireheartLuke24v32]

This challenge is AMAZING I’m so glad you created this ❤️ John is just a normal guy, living a normal life, surrounded by amazing people

[@almond6658]

I miss when you used to say Bye-chu. It rolls of the tongue well.

[@KB-km1we]

I loved the video!! It was great and a really fun idea. I watched it with my brother and we were laughing at loud everytime. Plus, the editing is AMAZING. Keep it up!!

[@real_jjk4647]

JESSEPHINE I thought of that a second before you said it lol WhAt's tHaT?

[@jessethereader]

WE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH

[@real_jjk4647]

@@stineandthebooks XD

[@arrash4388]

John, a baseball bat maker from Massachusetts, proposed to the elderly Grandma Josephine with a colour-coded camp uniform. The motive behind such a sudden decision is unknown, but theories have suggested that on their first meeting, John recognised Josephine as the grandmother of a wealthy factory owner and decided to marry her for the money. On her part, Josephine was very flattered by the offer, and since she was tired from Grandpa Joe’s antics and old age, she left him for John. Another theory is that he was enchanted by a mysterious being, and during the wedding he managed to temporarily break free from the spell just as Josephine was walking up the aisle in her old wedding dress and in his surprise he blurted out “What’s that!”, before going back under enchantment. This may have been the reason why the couple missed their 9pm flight from New York to London due to a heated argument, therefore missing the chance to go to Narnia through the wardrobe. That did not deter them, however, from being busy busy busy, and very soon introduced a daughter to the world; Lucy. This was a miracle due to Josephine’s age, and because of this, Lucy had a troubled childhood and when she was five she found a bear cub close to her house and kept it as a pet. A worried John saw the bear as a nuisance, a hazard to the family, and an extra mouth to feed and therefore decided to send Lucy away to the ‘Punch Fist Academy’ (Personally I would’ve preferred ‘The Institute of Time-Standing Temples’, but whatever). The bear cub was not allowed to attend the academy with Lucy so John used it as an animal model for winter clothes on his newly made youtube channel ‘Jabbering ball of energy’, possibly referencing the small energetic creature. His trademark opening would be “Kers La!” where he on numerous occasions would state that it is a type of greeting said in north Siberia (Spoiler Alert: it’s not, but can somewhat be used as a greeting nonetheless when it is translated to English). The mistreatment of the cub caught PETA’s attention and they rescued it from John’s cruel hands. He was only given a warning and nothing else, angering many animal rights activists who believed the organisation was bribed by John. It certainly did not help when they all arrived to work in new expensive cars the next day. As for John himself, he changed the channel to a mukbang channel where he eats ice-cream made from Charlie’s chocolate factory and gets rich of being sponsored by them. While making videos, he also begins writing a couple of books. His first, a series of short fictional eroticas called ‘The sugar toothpaste: A thousand romantic mysteries’, was a great success and the opening line of “Without looking up, she motions me to one of her chairs” became iconic. He went on to write a second book, a semi-autobiography with more romantic stories that either happened in his life or were based of true events. In one of these anecdotes a girl called Lila is mentioned heavily and explicitly. Naturally, Lila is embarrassed and furious about the whole thing and decides to go on a revenge murder. She uses her dad’s old pick up truck and runs over John while he was setting up a mukbang video outside. John did not survive the impact. Josephine died of old age later on the same day. Lucy was trained as a high skilled assassin and later came back and avenged her father. She was last seen at the grave of her parents, reading the words on their tombstone “We are all what our pass has made us”. - Silent Secrets and Loud Sins - (from ‘The eye of the world)

[@nojamsandnofun7406]

This is a really cool challenge! ❤️😂

[@jessethereader]

thanks!! it's pretty weird, but WHAT'S NEW WITH ME??

[@BettySingh14]

This was so great. I was busting up laughing. Thank you

[@Willowswirl]

I basically never laugh out loud while watching youtube but this video did :D

[@jocelynstokes7223]

😂 I lost it when he fell for Grandma Josephine

[@drarrytrash1363]

The first thing I'll say to my future partner is "okay then, bye" And I'm gonna purpose with the next door neighbours lawnmower.

[@jnyp2913]

1. My new name is GRIFFIN. 2. My new home is THURMOND, a "rehabilitation camp". 3. My new job is making CLOAKS. 4. My crush's name is CITRA. 5. The first thing I say to Citra is, "That's our rabbi." (A rabbi is a Jewish teacher). 6. I proposed with OLD TOYS. 7. The first words of my wedding vows were, "Little tyke." 8. The location of our honeymoon is at BILTMORE ESTATE. 9. My baby's name is PEETA. 10. Peeta has a pet FISH. 11. Peeta goes to school at the HOW TO KILL AN IMMORTAL SOUL ACADEMY. 12. I talk about TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS in my KZbin channel. 13. My channel is called WHEN OZ GIVES ME A HEART. 14. The intro to my video is, " 'Another sweater from Mum . . . maroon again . . . see if you've got one.' " 15. My book is called HOGSMEADE, ZONKO'S, AND THE HOSPITAL WING. 16. The first line in my book is, "Yes, that was true." 17. My killer is COUNT OLAF. 18. Count Olaf uses a SOFA to kill me. 19. My tombstone says, "A few students gave it their best shot."

[@angeladavidson2350]

I'm DYING at how this backfired 😂😂😂

[@PyxisCos]

Well done John 👍 Leaving a hole in the Metaverse

[@olivia_vermast]

“What’s that?” “My love for you.” Boom you have yourself some vows

[@zahrahalcyon3654]

This is such an original idea!!! I love this 😍😍😍

[@changedbybooks]

How I find strenght in my grim home "An eternal sob" Wow I didn't expect to invest that much time making up a title hahaha Queen of shadows by Sarah J. Maas (the page is exactly when Rowan finds Aelin after some weeks)

[@laurad2298]

ClauReadsBooks just did your tag! 🙌🙌🙌

[@abbithescientist7181]

"What are they jabbering about? Do they really have a lot of energy?" All questions I would ask

[@shannonsteicke8507]

love your imagination, enthusiasm and energy!!! love all your videos, keep it up!!!

[@Botlivesmatter00]

4:17 Baseball bat huh, im guessing coach hedge made a showing

[@arianagee573]

This video had me laughing so much I love it! I'm so happy you decided to do this thank you!!!

[@booklover0577]

Clicked so fast i didn't even see the title. The movie title would be the omega god was heavy

[@jessethereader]

you didn't miss much with the title. it's pretty generic.

[@nash1806]

@@jessethereader like your life.....................

[@bangmon1000]

I couldn't get passed Grandma Josephine. 😂 I kept on thinking about the movie Harold and Maude.

[@alexandraperez3640]

The first part of making up his book I really thought it was going to be Radio Rebel😂

[@paranoidfloof]

“The Charmed Wall of Books” is what I came up with, even though, given your new life, it seems your book shelves are quite cursed- Awesome video as always though, Jesse (or shall I say John)! 📚