FlorkOfCows Antics #1-10 [Binge Compilation]

[@RoxoMyo]

Ah Captain Rich. The only superhero I'd trust with my money

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

But he will charge interest. If you tell him to look after your money, he'll take everything as payment, and charge you more

[@RoxoMyo]

@@MrMoron-qn5rx Is it too late to say I meant monopoly money? XD

[@CoolHillBillyGamers]

@@RoxoMyo Yes

[@Rin0041]

@Skeptic Student It’s never to late

[@tatumfowler3603]

it doesn't matter if you trust him or not, really. he gets your money anyway.

[@mozzarella_sticks1453]

Gurl advise gurl was the best you can't change my mind.

[@Konpekikaminari]

Mmm hmm!

[@no-man_baugh]

While i respect and understand your -opinion- *objective fact,* and totally agree. But personally I prefer leg thief gurl

[@mozzarella_sticks1453]

@@no-man_baugh Yea she's good too

[@zellafae]

Tago bell!!!

[@lilmao4482]

“Slap competition” That voice crack was on point

[@novagreensocks]

Your voice is the softest velvet and the warmest blanket with a hint of the cool side of the pillow ☺️

[@localizeds]

And then theres the one where he screams like a dying camel-

[@xenodrone3367]

Damn you breath must stink with all that ass you kissed...but no i love his voice to

[@Literalbrunetteswan]

Uhhhh

[@kaitlinschindler970]

"all we got in 2019 is the feeling of impending doom" people in 2020- yeah the feeling was right

[@your_local_nobody1222]

Me in 2021-it's gotten worse

[@XixIXca]

@@your_local_nobody1222 2021 update: So basically, we are fucked

[@bodkie]

Yeah, came here to comment exactly on this.

[@Foxking437]

As we approach 2022 we are most likely still fucked. I will come back on February the 3rd to update y’all. Edit: came early cause it’s 2’s day and can confirm everything is still on fire and completely bad

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

11ish hours until 2022, and things still suck!

[@eden4279]

I can't make a joke, let the video entertain you guys

[@gamer-hl4cp]

Say the funny or ｇｅｔｏｕｔ

[@izzzy1977]

@@gamer-hl4cp the funny or get out

[@izzzy1977]

@@gamer-hl4cp, I made

[@divergentdreams1951]

@@gamer-hl4cp This is a pukicho level threat right here.

[@tamarahayward9792]

@@gamer-hl4cp or

[@cookiesyruplover]

It's like...it was meant to be voiced by you. It's just so perfect ✨

[@EmeraldLilly94]

Yep

[@millydamouse]

dont just eat the rich, eat captain rich specifically

[@soupforfree]

nom nom cronch baybee :))

[@tuesdaywithanh]

Consume

[@corvcrawler]

Bring on the *ɢǟʀʟɨċ ɮʀɛǟɖ*

[@millydamouse]

@@geoffahunt you wanna kiss me soooooo bad it makes you look stupid ❤️❤️❤️

[@azathoththe3rd]

Too rich for my blood.

[@lifetheorist5146]

I want to see Captain RIch FINALLY finding out that not everyone is rich. That's it. I know it probably doesn't exist, but I want to see it.

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

Nah, Captain Rich already acknowledges that not everyone is rich, he just has a tendency to use other's desires to be rich to his advantage. Hence: "I refuse to believe the poor come from the same place as me."

[@s4lv4ge74]

@@load-bearingcoconut5586 that makes him saying it that much more wholesome

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

But Captain Rich must fight his new foe. Joe! From the I.R.S!

[@arandominternetman5032]

"Well, i guess all we got in 2019 was conspiracy theoreys and the feeling of impending doom" THAT HITS MUCH HARDER IN 2020

[@LOVE-iv2pw]

Yeah I’ll take fidget spinners over the plague of doom

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Everyone needs a gurl advice gurl in thier lives

[@skulkywulky6882]

I love how funny these are and wholesome as well. It warms my kokoro

[@anthtotallynotmr.uttersont5481]

*shows up at fast food place* Kid: how am I supposed to find anim- Dominos voice: have you heard of hatsune mi- KFC: HOT COLONEL SANDER DATING SIM

[@leafigardens]

I actually saw the anime KFC ad

[@zuzawysocka2161]

WHAT ABOUT DIGIORNO

[@dariusfelezeu6387]

This is honestly a nice binge series besides the late night tumblr posts series ( which i love too ) so great work Pat, you’re the best!

[@gameboy3d943]

7:13 What an interesting METH-od of helping the locals. Why haven’t I made that pun, before!?

[@cultravioletkat2387]

2:24 "i stole this leg" gets me every time. i absolutely just lose it lol

[@priyanshugoel3030]

It's the confidence and the cheekiness in the voice.

[@ReaganWForrest]

stahpppp i can't keep laughing at 2am

[@31-2-5]

2019: conspiracy theories and a feeling of impending doom 2020: the doom

[@llmkursk8254]

Almost through it now though. Almost through.

[@no1important777]

@@llmkursk8254 almost?

[@CelestialAnamoly]

How's everyone holding up? You both doing okay?

[@notsure3294]

Meet my OC, her name is Sonya OP power? None. Attractive? Normal Backstory? Her parents are happy with her From: Augusta/Georgia What's special? 1. She's into girls 2. ... she's unique Because her father was killed by the main protagonist. She have no powers but she's a darn good assasin

[@kylebooface6359]

I have one too Name: allozarr Species: kalaziare Powers: super strength, Weak mind manipulation, power copying/absorption, life draining, acidic mucus, wall crawling and can utilise powerful energy attacks drawn from the *complex* “CODE-X conduit” Appearance: pitch black creature with 2 light blue eyes, splitting jaw, white claws, elbow spikes and tiny dorsal spikes. he wears a grey chest-plate, two gold coloured shoulder pads, two techno gauntlets, light grey shorts, gold coloured boots and a dark cyan cape From: the planet zaleskore of dimension 919273-♎️ Backstory: his parents (who were defence Generals) were killed by a Apex brute predator in a convertible vehicle testing accident when he was 5 earth months old but baby allozarr was in a protective bubble shield that the brute tried to crack open but baby allozarr drained the life out of the Apex Brute and reduced it to a fossil. He was then adopted by the Royal family (who his parents worked for) a earth week later Hobbies: traveling the multiverse, Experimenting on different creatures, making contingency plans in case a plan goes wrong and punching alternate dimension Nazis

[@notsure3294]

@@kylebooface6359 i was actually copying what PM did... just with a twist

[@crimsonwizahd2358]

@@notsure3294 Two kinds of people yo.

[@conradsmight587]

I support this

[@meulin_on_paws]

cringe

[@samdoezzzstuff]

2:26 *”i stOLe thIs lEg”* I cANT BREATHE

[@theyoutubesuperfan3716]

6:15 Watching this in 2020 makes me realize why we had that feeling of impending doom

[@TheMadwomen]

The chicken noodle soup looks so done and it doesn’t even have a face!

[@samedwards3285]

*_ah, yes. It also warms my feet as well._*

[@trimlipbly]

How ya bean

[@TARDIS915]

For a second, I thought I had found an old comment of mine.

[@desertsage6932]

4:15 NOOOO NO, TOO WHOLESOME IT EBBS AWAY AT THE OBSIDIAN CRUST CAKED UPON MY SOUL

[@pepsimanbooster]

0:36 *I BAN YOU INTO THE SHADOWREALM*

[@roastingghosts1302]

So that feeling of impending doom? That feeling was correct

[@cielonighteye2776]

"I guess all we got from 2019 is conspiracy theories *and a feeling of impending doom"* He predicted the horrors of 2020

[@The_Lad]

"The only thing we got in 2019 was conspiracy theorys and a sense of impending doom" hits different in 2020

[@CelestialAnamoly]

Like, how did they know???

[@the_d0c1or87]

“The feeling of impending doom” 1 year ago. How did they know!

[@LauraSti]

"Aren't coffee dates romantic, Bobby?" "No, coffee dates are a good indicator of how you'll behave for the rest of the relationship, and I just discovered that this relationship should end at one coffee date."

[@sheamfenn]

9:21 that hit too close to home lmao

[@pixaphy]

Captain Rich is legitimately my favorite character of all of these.

[@artangelsproductions253]

6:15 "..and a feeling of impending doom" He wasn't wrong

[@umbra880]

“I guess all we got in 2019 is conspiracy theories and a feeling of impending doom” Well shit man they got it right

[@tatatamor]

Me in the morning: 6:25 Also me when the essay was deleted from the folder and it's due date 10:30

[@red-2895]

7:52 “More than Juan-ce” *dude just dies*

[@crimsonwizahd2358]

I like Juan.

[@dovahkiin_brasil]

Me: watch this Also me: *STREET CREDIT EARNED*

[@dragonrazor1234]

imagine if there was anime version of this but i would stick to my 144p funniest video of this

[@insanity286]

_This has made me want to make funny comics with random shiz I think on a daily basis_ 😂

[@bluedragon3657]

Do. It.

[@bluedragon3657]

Don't let your memes be dreams!

[@xernalex6451]

5:55 i just love the ühhn sound, i need the sound file of it.

[@UncleRussian.]

"All we got in 2019 is conspiracy theories and the feeling of impending doom" "All we got in 2020 is conspiracy theories and the feeling of impending doom"

[@crimsonwizahd2358]

*All we got in 2020 is conspiracy theories and impending doom.

[@yourfirsthouseinminecraft4531]

10:42 People selling a Toyota AE86 be like...

[@chinacarter8319]

I would love a car that yells at me in a foreign language!

[@pepsidoggo1598]

I saw a Toyota AE85 the other day, and yes I do mean AE85

[@premiumqualitycringe6824]

6:13 Well that aged like fine wine

[@brainslimedb686]

6:15 you were right about that impending doom

[@ReaperofValhalla]

3:56 this might sound cheesy but god damn that hit hard. I can relate all to well. My family lost everything when the house burned down almost a year ago in March. Me, my aunt, her husband and her two oldest kids have been working OT for whatever place that would take us before they let us go. As a freshly HS graduate almost no one wanted to hire me or if they did it was for a seasonal high type of deal before firing me when it gets slow. For almost a year I worked almost 56 hours a week for McDonald’s, Wendy’s, shitty warehouses, under the table construction worker. Whatever it took to help pay the bills. I gave up my dream of joining the Marines to help the one person who ever gave a shit about me when everyone else kicked her to the curb when the going got tough and they couldn’t get anything from her. I lost my warehouse job because I got hurt in a car accident when getting a ride back from work. I got the treatment I needed and some encouragement from my aunt I got in shape for the US Army, I lost 8 pounds my first week and lost another 13 in my second week with the help of the recruiters and family. I sighed my name today and made an oath. I ship out to training on the 9 with my recruiters to a army training base in North Carolina. TLDR: It’ll be hard to do it on your own but you must commit yourself to something. Family and friends can help you along your way to reach your dreams.

[@enslavedfunni1330]

1:37 If avocados are the kings of green food asparagus whoud be the knight of green food

[@robotdog2054]

11:00 this is driving me crazy....how. do you get. your voice. to sOUND LIKE THAT WEIRD KEBJUB CREATURE....ITS WEIRD....BUT ODdly fascinating and i wanna make my voice sound like that, someone help me plz .3.

[@hunibear2193]

6:16 oh if only we knew how real that feeling would soon become

[@merchantziro4285]

Hey Atheists, if God doesn't exist explain this?

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

The big bang created the particles that one day created the specific human, cpu, house and more to create this series. Not some magical gremlin in the sky

[@dog5221]

@@MrMoron-qn5rx "magical gremlin in the sky". 👏👏👏👏

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

@@MrMoron-qn5rx magical gremlins in the sky are why planes fall. 😏

[@metrocomplex8683]

@@lucifers.morningstar3805 r u sure it's not your fault Mr.Satan?

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

@@metrocomplex8683 well, I did create them simply for entertainment value, however I never specifically intended for them to cause planes to fall from the sky.

[@bertalanpollak6548]

10:55 is the best thing that ever existed

[@yaboichase147]

Top ten heroes who can defeat thanos 1:captain rich

[@tristancruver4527]

9:38 even with no face, he just looks so offended.

[@Not_XenoVoid]

"I guess all we got in 2019 is conspiracy theories and a feeling of impending doom" well at least we now know that it wasnt just a feeling and there actually was doom approaching

[@kingkurok3149]

This compilation helps me on so many levels, and I'm eternally grateful for you making it, seriously both you and the creator of these are amazing and manage to get me through this vortex of insanity we call life, thxs

[@danh638]

Man that impending doom thing was right on the mark

[@mlippo_]

"I guess all we have in 2019 is conspiracy theories and a feeling of independent doom" bRuH never been more true in 2020

[@mrbreakdown1910]

“The feeling of impending doom” was so correct

[@AmberSong]

"I guess all we got in 2019 is conspiracy theories and the feeling of impending doom." ....... Could not be more right.

[@ADUHKIDFLASH]

The 2019 impending doom is too real

[@danielcastillo591]

6:18 a justified feeling, to be sure

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

3:16 Is that you singing the Evangelion op? XD

[@thecrypticartist4191]

Yes he is lol

[@Fanimati0n]

Cruel Angel's Thesis is iconic

[@no-man_baugh]

I saw that bit since Seymour first voiced it, and only now did I notice the “sperm bank” banner in the cake bit

[@XenobladeNerd]

A feeling of impending doom eh, how fuckin poetic

[@thorclarke8600]

I love florkofcows because they never stick to one brand of humour. One comic's dark, the next is wholesome, the next one's a horrible pun, and then the next one is flat out weird. It's a complete grab bag

[@vanitas7441]

6:16 man, they sure did predict 2020

[@josantiago3652]

Poor man's asdf movie

[@mastablastarocks]

*rich man's

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@mastablastarocks can't wait for the crossover though Captain rich nothing you do works the crime is getting worse Did I try giving everyone money Yes I like trains

[@MrControll]

What does that make Action Bunnies?

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@MrControll forgotten

[@amethystt727]

But... Asdfmovie doesn't have captain rich.

[@owenacred1367]

"I stole this leg" made me howl oh my god

[@sorenthekirin3921]

8:19 gets an unreasonable amount of laughter out of me every time I see it

[@johnoaker1232]

It's the voice that makes it better

[@snailsnail1263]

The feeling of impending doom, doom came.

[@thatperson8950]

feeling of impending doom 2019 we felt 2020 coming.

[@tonaholcomb8602]

Well, we know what the feeling of impending doom was now.

[@insomniacslytherin9577]

Captain rich bought this video for the poor aka us

[@a.mseymour180]

4:33 The S.C.P Foundation in a florking nutshell

[@somerandomyoutubeaccount5895]

1:13 DANG now we know what happen with matt smith sonic

[@tidilyram9850]

IN 2019 ALL WE GOT WAS CONSPIRECY THEORIES AND THE FEELING OF INPENDING DOOM

[@dissoluteBEDLAMITE]

"All we have in 2019 is conspiracy theories and a feeling of impending doom." This was ten months ago.. we had no idea. We were so naive. We knew something was to happen, but what? What more is to come?

[@AmphiStuG]

“All we got is conspiracy theories and the feeling of impending doom” wow, that hits hard.

[@EmeraldLilly94]

Love these. They speak to me ..

[@ventusattriax7272]

I like dis BRING ME ANOTHER 'QUALITY CONTENT'!!

[@EketteraGameTime]

This whole series introduced me to florkofcows. I'm a huge fan now and I frequent all the groups and I know all the memes and jokes.

[@aoifem4296]

6:14 hearing that in 2020 gave me chills

[@av3stube480]

I love Flork. His humour is incredible.

[@THE_PLAYER_ZER0]

6:16 this hits harder now...

[@imperatacylindrica8993]

It was buffering on 5:47 and I waited a full minute for a punchline

[@llmkursk8254]

These make me feel genuine. Please, fill my life with your voice, Mr. Windwakerbaotman.

[@AbyssalElegy]

The 2019 feeling of impending doom was scarily correct

[@mrinaljoshi294]

You know watching that bit about "a feeling of impending doom" in 2020 is...........What happened to this year?

[@crimsonwizahd2358]

In other words, 2020 was the year that sense of dread in 2019 was validated.

[@morgansheepman2403]

Everytime I see Flork of cows i die inside and am reborn into a more beautiful creature

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

"Well that's nothing a little rum won't fix" Drunkard does make wise remarks

[@jesuswhy5925]

3:22 ok now I want Seymour to sing a cruel Angels thesis I thr floral of cows voice

[@alexiayearty8105]

"In 2019 all we have are conspiracy theories and a sense of impending doom." AND WE WERE RIGHT

[@Foxking437]

Birds aren’t real

[@EmeraldLilly94]

These + your voiceovers= giving me serotonin

[@Hawkens4k]

Called it. Also how ya doing Seymour?

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

6:14 well now we know why we felt that

[@lordverdauga6604]

That feeling of impending doom was very, very accurate.

[@Spoomis]

This whole video was like running over glass. I want more.

[@ursa4580]

6:15 we had that feeling for a fucking reason

[@boopling8206]

"I guess all we got in 2019 is conspiracy theories and a feeling of impending doom" well, flork predicted 2020 :P

[@maomao6023]

Captain rich: the poor man chronicles

[@omxls]

"I guess all we got in 2019 is conspiracy theories and a feeling of impending doom." oh.my.god

[@bologna8182]

All we got in 2019 is a feeling of inpending doom. Shoot.

[@retosius7962]

6:18 *HE KNEW! ThE FUcKeR KnEw!*

[@GlitchTechV1]

"feeling of inpending doom" how tf flork saw the future?