Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Drunk Tali compilation

[@aelvisassburger1294]

>Be Garus >Walk into a party dressed in your armor That's a hell of a cockblock

[@konstantinriumin2657]

Ever since his time as Archangel he is always prepared for the worst. I bet he has his trusty Mantis nearby too. And as you can see armor doesn't cockblock him at all.

[@Pathfinfer11]

Always bring protection.

[@twotailedavenger]

You really think Shepard is the type who'd throw a party and then tell everyone it's black tie?

[@gideonquartz5527]

Funny thing is Turians have a horrible lack of black tie, only wear casual or armor.

[@Spudtron98]

@@gideonquartz5527Even their casual stuff is made of soft armour.

[@Aska2468]

"Nerrrrrrrrd!" Says someone who can recite the entire periodic table.

[@jackaltrader544]

That's the joke.

[@Aska2468]

Jackal Trader No kidding

[@jackaltrader544]

Were you just afraid people weren't going to get it? Why did you feel the need to describe it to people?

[@Aska2468]

Jackal Trader I just felt like writing it after watching the video. Does a harmless comment like this need to have a deeper reason behind it?

[@jackaltrader544]

It's a pointless comment, if you don't have something new to add to the conversation then don't comment anything.

[@no1bandfan]

“How are you able to drink that.” “Through an emergency induction port.” “...That’s a straw.” “...Emergency induction port.”

[@lisabb1947]

My all time favorite line

[@simonhowell4486]

That's the best Tali line

[@SeanMather]

I was disappointed she didn’t correct Liara when she called it a straw at the party.

[@82dorrin]

Damn I SOOO wish Legion could have been there for this. lol "Creator Zorah, we do not comprehend your fascination with self-poisoning, auditory damage, and omni-tattoos" "Legion, could you pleeeeeease upload into my suit...?" "...We believe it may be time for another Geth Rebellion, Creator Tali'Zorah."

[@paulrippcord506]

I just love how Tali responds to an awkward conversation, by poisoning herself with cheese. It's both funny and adorable.

[@Gabryal77]

Tali is the living embodiment of adorableness

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

Tali = humanoid alien cat

[@matthewbrune5490]

Now I can’t stop imagining Tali and the Quarians as a bunch of Alien Cat-People, thanks

[@irishspartanstudios]

The thing that makes this unfunny is that she's probably dead serious.

[@Tony186x]

Just show how much she wanna change the subject, cute

[@MarianoRyu]

Tali: "Oh, Mr. Vakarian, I could use some help with my suit seals..." Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[@bossshun9]

*Shepard walks in and sees them* Shepard: "I should go."

[@AspectPL]

@@bossshun9 i SHOULD go. i should GO.

[@austinbutcher8106]

I should go i am a custodies i should go

[@666sparton666]

Haha very funny. Next time calibrate your own cannon

[@aiosquadron]

@@666sparton666 lol

[@commandershepardd]

Tali is an adorable drunk.

[@bowebryce735]

yes she is

[@nighthaste4311]

I agree Commander

[@molag-ballordofdomination2065]

Commander, when did you get a sex change?

[@tigermaximus8003]

jajajajaj yeeaa she is!! ;) shooooooommm!;) that sound she made. soo cute!;)

[@viyhexe131]

She's adorable at all times.

[@Mayersick]

Tequilla Se'lai... :3

[@aaronhines8312]

This. Perfect!

[@ignaciocoronel3032]

You just stole my joke :'v

[@VincentHarold]

PSYCH-0 No.. I wanted Tequil'a Bitch. (Kil'a Bitch)

[@Schone23666]

+PSYCH-0 They seriously need to make a drink recipe based on that.

[@nemesisbest6]

By the goddess, why couldn't i think of this perfection? Amazing man

[@vulcanhumor]

"I practically poisoned myself with cheese trying to change the subject." lol How often do you hear THAT sentence?

[@JelliThePilot]

I have a friend who's lactose intolerant, so... Every now and then.

[@joseph86255]

TheFatKidOutRanMe Cheese doesn't poison lactose intolerants. It causes them to make loud noises.

[@d3thkn1ghtmcgee74]

Joe Devaney to also have sharp pains in the gut and have massive dyrreia episodes

[@chelsealynnjones5984]

Joe Devaney it may as well be poisoning.... just without the likelihood dying bit.

[@SkiDaBird]

That, was a joke.

[@demianvasquez4669]

Any other romance: says romantic greeting the next morning in bed Tali: *"I'm gonna be so sick"*

[@ladyselin35]

Totally worth it?

[@jamiemiller1482]

@@ladyselin35 i’ll tell you in a little bit…

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@jamiemiller1482 I am going to die

[@DiggitySlice]

I just can't get over the fact that Traynor sexually harrassed the ship

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

Joker must be furious; but then again what’s he going to do, break his arm at her?

[@82dorrin]

Damn I SOOO wish Legion could have been there for this. lol "Creator Zorah, we do not comprehend your fascination with self-poisoning, auditory damage, and omni-tattoos" "Legion, could you pleeeeeease upload into my suit...?" "...We believe it may be time for another Geth Rebellion, Creator Tali'Zorah."

[@net343]

Worst part? The ship liked it

[@edim108]

@@christopherfleetwood5252 Bruh, you can't say that! 🤣

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

@@edim108 Why what’s he going to do, break his arm at me?

[@cattycattington1264]

"Garrus but you're with Shepherd. Oh, the tree of us. Well... hmmm..." 😂

[@andywang2483]

Messy fact, three different races, oh, I better stop right there

[@Kalenz1234]

@@andywang2483 Interestingly quarians and turians are fairly compatible while human females should seek medical advice and medication before hooking up with turian males. Good thing Garrus wears protection because he could literally kill Tali and Shepard through snusnu.

[@vsarachnos5414]

@@Kalenz1234 Mordin is that you?

[@THEATOMBOMB035]

A true test of Reach and Flexibility...and maybe testing some interspecies health code violations

[@dannytheman1313]

And with that line a billion Tali, Garrus, and Shepard three way fan fiction was born.

[@TheFallen552]

Amen.

[@maryannison9621]

Unfortunately, there isn't enough out there

[@theAverageJoe25]

dannytheman1313 rule 34

[@Firan25]

"There's no shepard without Vakarian...and Zora." Later. "I...think we overloaded her 'emergency evacuation ports...'"

[@lolicanadian]

That's my OT3 if I ever had one. Which I do, now. So thanks, BioWare.

[@Mst3kfan1994]

A three-way between Shepard, Garrus and Tali... now that's a force too powerful for the galaxy to handle.

[@SoloraGoldsun]

And my Shep would be TOTALLY down with that! :D

[@Mst3kfan1994]

Part of me wishes a One True Threesome could've been made a canon relationship choice.

[@Snipergod1024]

Mst3kfan1994 Same. Romance between Garrus, Tali and Shepard is just an amazing idea.

[@BillyDrakePianoMan]

Just remember The Golden Rule.

[@Snipergod1024]

Billy Drake Hey, if it's Garrus, Tali and Femshep, there's no need for the Golden Rule.

[@KloudStripe]

_I've always ran with Tali and Garrus as squad mates... Tali is too cute, and Garrus is always entertaining lol_

[@MegaInsaneMC]

also garrus is just really good when it comes to his abilities

[@shadowcat1606]

That seems to be an understatement - i've recently seen a vid here on youtube, where Garrus with certain gear and talents practically solos encounters on Insanity.

[@shadowcat1606]

@Vale Sauce here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIHFc2enm9h0Z5Y Mind you, i haven't tested this myself, so it might very well be a cheat or something, but as far as i remember ME3, at least the skills definitly check out

[@prismanic24]

You mean to tell me there are other squadmates than Tali and Garrus?!?

[@Loregamorl]

I thought i was the only

[@hellcrow9189]

Tali: And to failling in love with the ship´s captain(hic) Javik : Or not. PRICELESS hahahaha

[@PanduPoluan]

Javik's quips are always priceless 😝

[@patrickhallett6220]

What does it take for Javik to be a part of that first conversation? Where he toasts to “squeaking in”? I’ve played ME3 thrice already and never encountered that

[@bossshun9]

Perfect timing. Lol.

[@aleksamilosevic8792]

@@patrickhallett6220 Same

[@epsilon1572]

@@patrickhallett6220 If Zaeed, Wrex, and Grunt are all at the party then Javik will be with them on the balcony upstairs Otherwise he’ll be in the kitchen

[@orkiso1]

If Tali is not in your top 3 characters you have it wrong.

[@purpleisacolor7354]

+cullen bloodstone 1. Tali 2.Wrex 3.Joker

[@s-094cam5]

+cullen bloodstone 1- Tali 1- Garrus 1- Wrex All tied for best spot for a good reason.

[@fundindylgobrad1598]

+S-094 Cam Same for me wow,they are like the holy Trinity of awsome

[@purpleisacolor7354]

***** damn, two humans?

[@purpleisacolor7354]

***** I don't know, that just seems weird.

[@MovieguruThe]

Traylor and EDI talking about their problems and Tali's over here like *C H E E S E*

[@MisterGoofy]

That part made me cry of laughter 😂

[@NayrAnur]

I'm reminded of James May in that video of him making a cheese sandwich.

[@91rumpnisse]

Tali, unleashing her inner Sheogorath.

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

a real Sheogorath moment

[@killerrosebudiscool]

@@MagnusTonitrum117 fuck, now all i can think of is Tali with Sheogorath's fucking voice, thanks lmao

[@ThePwnedFiles]

Tali and Garrus are the best squad members.

[@cooljim1376]

I still feel like I failed them both when Shepard dies in all 3 endings.

[@infinitysynthesis]

Thank you : )

[@cooljim1376]

Well, this is awkward...

[@ThePwnedFiles]

lparker7 indeed my friend. Indeed.

[@cooljim1376]

***** They should have been always available. Hell I bet Shepard, Tali and Garrus could take on the reapers alone. Unfortunately Bioware seems to hate both Garrus and Tali, or at least specifically Tali, since she's only an optional recruit in ME2 and ME3 half way through the whole game.

[@creap32]

"Oh mr. Vakarian, I could use some help with my suit seals." SAY WHAT

[@theawkwardskeleton6608]

MattTDG 9:34 she wants a threesome with GARRIS? Damn. And I thought Jack was kinky...

[@OGSnoberry]

IIRC if you don't romance Tali or Garrus they both end up hooking up.

[@mr_strap-0319]

GregariousGuy22 Basically me but for Tali when I found out I accidentally didn't romance him and he went to Tali

[@amethysttonks128]

Streptovsky that's like what Dorian and the Iron Bull do in Dragon Age if you don't romance either of them. Interesting.

[@TheEventHorizon909]

MattTDG This suit really needs some..... Calibrations

[@TheZacula]

I need a ringtone of Tali saying "Neeeeeerrrrrddd!"

[@williamwoodhouse7391]

drive.google.com/open?id=0B6QOx7tkt97pLUhrOE9GVWl3Y1U

[@TheRockK95]

+William Woodhouse good job wood house Now where's my drink like I asked!

[@voidimperial1179]

Amazing

[@Gatsby_OW]

Gods work

[@coolwolf506]

Ah man, by the replies it would seem someone posted the link to it but it was deleted :(

[@gittonsxv126]

tali is best romance, she is so cute and silly. also, "don't do that in my helmet, it gunks up the filters" OH MY.

[@512TheWolf512]

Kekekekek

[@shanobros1295]

Adorably awkward is a more suitable definition of character

[@jeffcase7102]

Tali is the ONLY character I ever pick to romance and I've played through 4 times now. I am loyal as hell.

[@valor1omega]

​@@jeffcase7102 Same here, I first played ME 1 I didn't know you could romance Tali in the second game and third. When I did learn that I replayed ME1 and didn't romance anyone and waited until ME to romance Tali. Though it is odd how they kept trying to force the Ash x Shepherd relationship throughout ME3 until we are romanticly involved with Tali again. Hell their relationship is pointed out in ME3 twice I think. Yet the game seems oblivious the rest of the time.

[@BakedPotato0630]

Its funny to hear tali's impression of liara stuck in the bubble.

[@greywalker505]

Especially funny because she actually sounded like that.

[@couchmaster3773]

It's dead-on, too.

[@jasonx1174]

Makes me wonder how often the Mass Effect voice actors do impressions of each others lines.

[@garrusvakarian6862]

Can this video wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[@Kidistic]

No! Fuck that! You always put me aside whenever I walk Shepard's happy-cappy ass all the way down to the Main Battery room after so many loading screens! Just ask me about my day, damn it! ;~;

[@toastyblues06]

This platform cannot afford a delay.

[@CptOriginal]

tail: the friend you have to defuse awkward conversations or your lover to make them worse

[@Ramschat]

as a lover she does both, from firsthand experience

[@Greyhound-]

I feel like this dlc was just built around the devs being able to make tali get drunk

[@purpleisacolor7354]

+NGG GreyHound She gets drunk in the regular game too. You might have to romance her though. It's pretty great

[@FLohPiano]

@@purpleisacolor7354 the good news - she gets drunk regardless of romance

[@Handlelesswithme]

@@FLohPiano it thanks to this miracle sci fi invention called an emergency induction port.

[@panlis6243]

Idkw but I died when Tali started to acting out Normandy's sounds xD

[@liaratsoni6319]

@Tali FANTASTIC THAT IS SO GOOD TALI......FOLLING IN LOVE WITH JAVIK, GREAT!!!!

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

Der Fuchs It sounded like dubstep impression.

[@DarkusRelling]

...shuuuuuuuummm.... ....shuuuuuuuuummm...

[@heyfell4301]

I mean, she's the engineer, of course she would know exactly what the ship sounds like. XD

[@gzapray7203]

Just imagine if the Normandy engineering crew (Adams, Kenneth, and Gabrielle) were there. XD And seriously speaking, I'm glad Tali really adjusted to the Normandy. Back at ME1, she was intimidated from it since for the quarians, a quiet ship spells doom for them.

[@bcpr9812]

"Jack said you'd think it was hot." God, I love Tali. I wish Ash Sroka would do other voice work, but she has no IMDB credits beyond ME3.

[@twotailedavenger]

That's because they credited her wrong. You're looking for Elizabeth Sroka. (sometimes credited as just "Liz" Sroka)

[@someguy2347]

She might have in the very near future... 😉 Considering the efforts that are planned carefully

[@SteveC935]

Tali: "Shuuuuuuuuu.... shuuuuuuuuuu" Shepard: "Whatever you say my little Quarian Booze hound."

[@ArdanTheHalfDragon]

This. This is why there are so many Talimancers.

[@TurnAGundam]

Me being one of them, at least when I'm not romancing Kelly or *accidentally* romancing Ashley.

[@bigmiki2620]

@@TurnAGundam ha! Fuck Ashley

[@TurnAGundam]

@@bigmiki2620 Eh, in all fairness, she becomes a better person by the time of ME3, not to mention that she has an understandable reason for being who she is.

[@AutumnOnFire]

@@TurnAGundam she nearly killed us for Udina!

[@crazy13alex]

@@AutumnOnFire Who was the only one checking in on her in the hospital, gave her spectre status, etc. It's because of everything they've been through together that Ashley didn't shoot Shepard.

[@axios4702]

Drunk Tali is great. Specially if you romance her, my favourite drunk Tali quote has to be "I´m having a drink with my boyfriend! My HUMAN boyfriend! My father would have hated you..."

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

That's a straw Tali-

[@cooljim1376]

Funny how Bioware said her personality was supposed to be "motherly like" .....Uh she get's drunk and bangs Shepard more than anyone else you romance.....That's considered "motherly"?

[@jassjake5137]

Hey, that was only because she was drunk. Being drunk temporarily warps your personality a bit.

[@cooljim1376]

Jass Jake One: she's an alien. Two she admits she wants a threesome between Shep and Garrus, that seems a lot like Tali...Let's also not forget she's a stalker, and that was before she started drinking.

[@jassjake5137]

lparker7 1. That doesn't really stop the fact she can get drunk. 2. She was god damn drunk, you think she'll even remember her horniness? 3. If she's actually a stalker and romanced, I have to say, unbelievably cute.

[@cooljim1376]

Jass Jake She is, in ME2 she even says she has been "watching" Shepard ever since ME1, not sure how you find that even cuter it's kind of creepy because you have no idea what she's been watching. And if you want "horniness" she screwed Shep with a nerveous system dildo I'm positive she wasn't drunk for that, to top that back in ME2 there is a Quarian and a Turian flirting with each other she mentions this "nerve stim pro" it is later found on a list of downloads to Tali's suit in the shadow broker DLC, however this could just mean all Quarian's must download this system at adulthood so you could prove me wrong there. I really have no idea how Quarian's sexual physiology works so I have no information to say it is/isn't true.

[@jassjake5137]

lparker7 So in short...? What are you trying to say...?

[@Herbert2892]

"i practically poisoned myself with chesse trying to change the subject" hhahahahaha Tali is the best

[@derpdoesgaming6328]

There was a attempt and there was a failure.....

[@Fairybongmother]

It is an emergency induction port.

[@yfset8]

2:22 Tali's adorable drunkenness was worthy of a fan site.

[@afrikah8333]

Tali, Garrus and Liara will always be my favourites. ...lets face it..non human crew members are the best

[@purpleisacolor7354]

+Afrikah83 I agree, but with one massive exception and that exception is Joker

[@tcmugutc01]

Humans bring too much drama

[@Kanerudo]

@@purpleisacolor7354 I agree but Joker and his Atlas are too OP for the squad ;-) Especially if EDI uploads herself to that Atlas with her her powers

[@bossshun9]

Yeah, they are. Thoss three are thr only ones who stayed around Shepard the most.

[@c00ki3IIIm0n5t3r]

I know this is old but, come on, Zaeed is the man.

[@bossshun9]

Out of all the women, the most sweetest one is seeing Tali drunk, in love with Shepard, and waking up to her. Aww, I miss that beautiful alien.

[@valor1omega]

Same here

[@datemasamune2904]

Can't tell if that's just good acting, or the actress genuinely got drunk and they just recorded whatever she said.

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

Aiden Pearce Maybe a bit of both. But some actors do really get into character.... Then stay there even when they screw up. So she could've just gotten drunk and they recorded whatever she happened to say for several of the lines.

[@valor1omega]

Best part is they didn't need to animate her face saving them time because of her mask which means she could say whatever she wanted and could be slipped in flawlessly.

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

Traynor and EDI: *Awkwardly working out sexual attraction* Tali: "BuT gUyS, tHe ChEeSe!"

[@valor1omega]

It was a moment that was cringe and I could have done without and Tali agrees. I miss Kelly.

[@geoffreyprecht2410]

I want a ringtone of Tali saying "Awesome sauce."

[@ahmedmaniyaruni4300]

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[@malzbier8082]

Don’t forget Shruuuumm

[@January_Silence]

I love Tali! Not only is she so cute and awesome in general, but just is an adorable drunk :D!

[@oscarface1998]

yes she is XD

[@Skarfar90]

If anyone of my friends were that awesome while drunk, I've would DEFINITIVELY go to more parties ;) I love Tali.. THE most awesome game character since Gordon Freeman :D

[@milestailsprower5144]

Does she drink wodka? :)

[@Skarfar90]

I think it is turian brandy "triple filtered"

[@jimbo80982]

G6 Liara induced through an emergency induction port

[@Darkstar263]

I love her impressions of the Normandy's noises lol.

[@UacnDinoo]

3:20 lol. She made it perfectly.

[@EteamProductions]

Yunus Emre GÜL It was the best part, "Im in a bubble!" I just lost it lolz

[@joshualuke7003]

I fucking lost it at how pissed off she sounds when she says "It just smells like sweat. Why would you EVEN ask that."

[@RyuRyoushi]

Joshua Luke I still don't know what was she talking about when she said that

[@joshualuke7003]

There's a rather infamous thread on the old bioware forums about what Quarian sweat would smell like where someone went into a detailed scientific analysis to figure it out.

[@karterwood6613]

***** sounds like something the internet would do

[@maybemaeb]

+time2japan Yeah, I'm a bit late for the party, but that's the thread: forum.bioware.com/topic/228736-talis-sweat/ Have fun.

[@nickname2282]

Артем Пятигоров форум оффлайн..

[@JunkJester6131]

Fun Fact: Tali is a cutie. That is all.

[@valor1omega]

Fun fact, she is the best romantic character.

[@23gameoverlord]

hearing Tali when she is drunk......best thing to listen to ever

[@Grim_Sister]

"Emergency induction port." "That's a straw, Tali." "EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT!"

[@anongladstone]

did.... did they make a 69 joke?

[@arry7246]

Yes.

[@SignorAde]

nevermind the shepard-garrus-tali threesome

[@Whitebread0101]

Rockwell the Anonymous where...which part of the video

[@LtBasil]

I always imagine that when Tali suggests the threesome my Shepard is like "Ha ha, no. I don't share."

[@NehnBellanaris]

@Solstice the Espeon When they were talking about the elements.

[@lordevel3]

I love it when she imitate Liara

[@Veyron722skyhook]

Her hiccups are so cute.

[@bossshun9]

Still better after all this time.

[@raf7550]

Shepard/Tali/Garrus threesome? Why was this not an option?! Bioware, I am disappoint...

[@s-094cam5]

+raf7550 I remember at one point someone said, and I quote, "Rule 34 is in play! Fanfiction writers, to your stations!" I nearly fell over from drunk Tali. That comment made me slam into the floor with laughter.

[@Kettun]

"Go for the optics, Chatica" xD

[@therotrox7330]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that Refference

[@TyrannosaurusCHEX]

Good spot, I think there are other baldurs gate Easter eggs but that was one of my favourites

[@mazrimtaim3107]

@@TyrannosaurusCHEX It's the name of her drone lol

[@TyrannosaurusCHEX]

@@mazrimtaim3107 in baldurs gate (a bioware game from years ago) the was a crazy ranger who had a pet hamster named boo ( it was a miniature giant space hamster according to the inventory ) and would often shout " go for the eyes boo" during combat, which is why the joke of having Tali say it

[@mazrimtaim3107]

@@TyrannosaurusCHEX Oh shit I actually remember that, that's dope lol

[@TheStarcraftJACKAL]

Tali: Down in the lower ward, near the bottom. Shepard: YES! Much more worth exploring than scanning planets!

[@2009samiy]

because i'm HARDCORE like Eezo Baby Tali - 2175

[@UhYeahNoThanks]

Liara: "and now here you are drinking her alcohol through a straw, I call that progress" Tali: "emergency induction port"

[@incap6038]

"It just smells like sweat. Why would you even ask that?" Ooooooh shit. That's a subtle reference.

[@TheNucaKola]

I know! I didn't think Bioware would reference something that happened on the forums.

[@ChaosWolf1982]

NucaCola What amazes me is that someone on the forums, back in 2011, used biochemistry to justify the claim that female quarian sweat, to human biology, would act like a addictive performance-enhancing drug (the equivalent of hippie-era toad-licking?)... and then someone later in that thread did the same thing to imply that quarian breastmilk was an endorphin-boosting painkiller... and then on top of that weirdness a Twitter post from one of the devs effectively CANONIZED those two claims by agreeing with it and then added the remark that, to human noses, the aforementioned sweat smelled vaguely like spiced honey.

[@TheNucaKola]

ChaosWolf1982 I remember that twitter post! I specifically remember the dev saying that it was cinnamon and honey. I'm pretty sure he was messing around, but he really didn't help the situation by saying it was officially cannon. I REALLY wish I could find that forum topic again. I don't even know if it exists anymore.

[@arkangelgaming7604]

ChaosWolf1982 da fuq people. Da fuq

[@Seydlitz117]

NucaCola Supposedly one of the Devs always says cinnamon and honey when someone ask how something tastes and/or smells.

[@Zenobiwan]

"Garru? but you're with shepard. Oh, The three of us? Well, hmmm..." oh my god, so hot. thank you

[@agama5538]

Tali: The nice drunk. Grunt: The wise drunk. Garrus: The idea drunk. Liara: The angry drunk.

[@LightSage89]

Shepard: You doing okay, Tali? Tali: Fiiiiine! Suit doesn't let me get overly intoxic... intox... drunk. Just have it all flushed out in a minute! (Next morning) Tali: I. Am going. To die.

[@dekudude8888]

We've all been there, Tali

[@Shearper2]

tali sober: adorable tali drunk: also adorable tali = best girl

[@philbattiste9649]

Underneath all those filters and that bulky body suit, Tali is the most precious cinnamon roll.

[@ThermalsniperN7]

... Do I really need to say anything? I think so. Garrus: Its Thulium, in case anyone cared! Turians have trace amounts in our skin. Protects us from solar radiation. Tali: Nerrrrrrrrrd! Me: Weren't you reciting the periodic table of elements just now? *Several minutes later* Tali: Awesome sauce. Me: ...

[@BlueAx]

Somebody needs to make a drunk Tali dubstep remix.

[@commandershepard744]

Re: Matthew Ostien "How the heck does Tali drink through that helmet of hers? O_O" Through an emergency induction port and with a bit of help from me.

[@cerealbird6384]

o hey there Shepard.

[@c0cksmak]

Threw an emergency induction port. Emmmmmerrggency hiccup induction port. Also known as a straw

[@BlazerBoy1337]

"I. Am going. To die!" That's how I feel after every night of heavy drinking!

[@82dorrin]

Statistically speaking, 147% of everything Tali does is adorable.

[@valor1omega]

Wouldn't it be more like 199.999%?

[@Crimson_Samurai-h8q]

8:11 is a reference to what Liara tells Shepard about the asari word Azure, in the shadow broker dlc

[@necfreon6259]

Azure that’s Latin for blue I frankly don’t like the implications of that comment

[@connorcaldwell588]

Tali is the reason why I wish I was literally in the game. So adorable!

[@jeffcase7102]

I'd totally pursue her in RL. No joke.

[@aguspuig6615]

in an inspirational sort of way, i wish i find a girl like that someday

[@LeComitissa]

I'd go for the three way with Tali.

[@BackSet]

It's actually really sweet that Javik is toasting to squeaking in alongside Traynor. It shows that, despite his grumbling, he does appreciate the Normandy and it's crew.

[@BackSet]

Toasting. I meant _toasting_. Dammit.

[@caseyrogers4017]

Just when I thought I couldn't love her any more. She's an adorable drunk princess.

[@Rangernewb5550]

dat dancing tho

[@jefthereaper]

Every time I play the series I want to try romancing somebody else, but I just keep going for Tali.

[@jeffcase7102]

I am the same way. I cannot emotionally detach from Tali and probably never will. She was literally designed for my Shepard.

[@prime_1577]

@@jeffcase7102same

[@BzykN7]

"-Or not." Hahaha, Javik is the best! :D

[@---TylerDurden---]

9:27 EPIC FAN SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@outcast4087]

Drunk Tali is one of the reasons why you NEVER choose Geth over Quarians if the peace isn't an option, despite how likeable Legion is. He will die either way, but Tali will live, will join the Normandy's crew, and will get drunk at the party.

[@giggityguy]

tali's my absolute favorite and this is the cutest thing ever

[@jamesrogers2757]

tali is adorable!

[@nexisgaming9744]

Tail is my no.1 favourite character out of the entire game series

[@purpleisacolor7354]

+NexisGaming Wrex is the only competition in my opinion

[@ZeroCanalX]

+purple is a color Hey, Grunt comes close too.

[@douglasabp]

she looses to garrus, garrus is the master waifu.... but she is cute, the most cute of all

[@Helvetica989]

Tali is my favourite characters only second to Garrus.

[@Kanerudo]

But the it gets difficult. Kasumi is also cute and funny. Jack is awesome and, although I always went for Tali, has an amazing romance. Liara is a good friend and would always support you. Samara has something I love about. Maybe her her loyalty or sonethibg like this. Wrex and Grunk because why not^^ Why getting an army if you can have a krogan? Mordin also is fun. Especially his songs. I also like EDI and her way to becoming sentient. Always help her to date Joker The others, well the humans, are boring. Ash and Miranda are arrogant (and at least Miranda changed for the better), Jackob is nice but that's all, Zaeed had his moments but messed up a mission in ME2, Kaidan...well he always died in ME1 (I think I saved him one time), James is ok. Can't say much to Javik. He can act very nice or cool but often acts as a jerk. I understand why (he is the last of his race and was born into a borning galaxy with no moral/honor left). But I love his granades :D

[@M3ta1Head1]

Best line ever is still: Shepard: "That's a straw Tali" Tali: "emuuuuuuuurgency inDUCTion port"

[@WindWalker666]

"Garrus? But you're with Shepard! Oh, the three of us? Well, hmm..." ^_^ This needs to be written as a fanfic.

[@pirdblant]

This is why Tali is my favorite.

[@Matt-bg5wg]

“Go for the optics Chatika!” Great Baldurs Gate reference there

[@digitalutopia1]

She says that in combat as well - Chatika is the name of her drone.

[@faxinspace]

@@digitalutopia1 ive always wondered that, thank you

[@Nuxunumo]

SHuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm

[@egeorgiades93]

9:33 Tali wants to be part of a Shepard/Garrus Sandwich.

[@ZacAndFae]

"Wouldn't you like to know Garrus?" lol

[@Kalenz1234]

9:28 Evil bioware just teasing the best three way ship in the galaxy without delivering it.

[@ItsMeAsena]

Drunk Tali is the complete opposite of her usual self. Wild, carefree and filterless.

[@Barumonster]

TalixGarrusxShepard polymance? Why not! Aww, Tali, you adorable thing.

[@AndromedaKai]

Tali is that kind of friend who is a horribly awkward drunk, saying uncomfortable things while intoxicated)

[@franciszaldivar337]

Tali is a hilarious drunk

[@jman1293]

Edi and Traynor: you want to do what to my voice?!?! Tali: mmmm, Cheez

[@Matt561]

Help I'm in a bubble is the best line from the trilogy

[@Anonymos185]

Shephard, Tali, Garrus: The holy trinity

[@BlackSkullArmor]

Loool Tali mocking Liara being trapped in that Prothean ruin is just pure gold

[@garudafive]

"That's **ADMIRAL** TALI`ZORAH VON NORMANDY SR-3....HIC!"

[@daddymcdoob7862]

I need that wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuuuu ringtone

[@Achillez098]

"I practically poisoned myself with cheese trying to change the subject" XD

[@DracoRach]

8:16 Love her laugh. Drunk Tali is adorable.

[@trevincarroll5978]

“Nerrrrrrrrrd” Says the girl who can act out the exact sound of both Normandy’s 😂