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[@NoFinalAnswer]

I love how Garrus acts like he's some sex god, but when it finally gets to it he's a nervous wreck.

[@smexyskelator3209]

Daddy thinks this is painfully true

[@RedBonkleMan8534]

He comes off as being a “No plan survives contact with the enemy” when it comes to what happens once’s they’re in the sheets. Smoothest talker, but not quite the smoothest of walkers in that department

[@Eisaku2]

@@RedBonkleMan8534 I'm pretty sure he's fine there too, smashing the most famous/infamous badass in space is a tall order.

[@eliasnilsson6604]

He's at least done it before. He mentions a...."Tie breaker", when he and a female turian failed to determine a winner in a series of sparring matches in his serving days. "I had reach, she had flexibility."

[@fawnieee]

@@RedBonkleMan8534 tbf I don't think anyone would be smooth when it's their first time in different species "fun time".

[@tannerhudson3382]

The thing I love about Garrus is that he tries so damn hard. The man learned a human dance, just to make their date special. And he learned it so well, that he managed to make Shep dance well! If that's not love, I don't know what is.

[@thestarcaller7323]

Khalshaza456 Dresden I know right?!?!!! The dance gets me everytime! I am in love with a completely fictional character, but I still regret nothing! lmao

[@theultimatedragoon2231]

Now is when.. we want to live in ME space. I just only want to be with Kasumi

[@route77productions]

The Ultimate Dragoon I'd love to be with either -Kasumi -Tali -Liara Be bros with -Garrus -Grunt -Wrex -Zaeed If they're together in the same room, even better!😂

[@berilsevvalbekret772]

Commander of the Grey marry me buddy.

[@JaydenHamilton1945]

Khalshaza456 Dresden Exactly. I'm gonna have to ask Garrus for some dance lessons.

[@elll93]

Garrus did the impossible: he actually got Shepard to dance properly!

[@kevintravers3988]

That means he is the best love interest.

[@veryconcernedjesus2584]

elll93 Ohhhhh you mean that wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle he/she does xD

[@Kalenz1234]

They should form a trio relationship. You know. As long as Tali's immune system can keep up. And Sheppard doesn't swallow too much tissue. Ive a feeling it would be totally worth though XD

[@maximdebusschere5334]

elll93 THAT I JUST NOTICED !!!!

[@noisemarine561]

Guys I hate to say this, but Im for Javik

[@commander-krios5764]

I love how Zaeed and Garrus spend the entire party plotting ways to keep Shepard safe. It's adorable in a crazy way.

[@impofan6915]

and i love how much fun they have while doing it

[@Corbeaux08]

I dunno, but given the craziness of some of the schemes they come up with, I think “safe” might be a relative term here LOL. But then again, I suppose years of living as a mercenary and a vigilante respectively might screw with your priorities ;)

[@Gooberwares]

Kristin Bond oh I wonder what precautions he’d do if they adopted a baby turian or otherwise

[@ChloeStarz_]

Anonymous Invader Whoever is stupid enough to break into their home will have a not so nice surprise waiting for them. XD

[@Gooberwares]

Lynlee 831 good gosh garrus baby proofing

[@IceboundStar]

Shepard: Is that supposed to melt a girls heart? Garrus: No, but this voice is. Melted my heart from day one. *Sigh*

[@ladylucidity1954]

His and Thane's

[@Gooberwares]

IceboundStar girl who you telling that voice got me through puberty

[@austinbutcher8106]

Anothe good turian voice is kendros from mea

[@kelseyrobinson1917]

Brandon Keener knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he recorded that line

[@julietsmith5925]

Same.

[@daddymcdoob7862]

Hearing Shepard and Garrus calling each other sweetie and honey is so god damn adorable XD

[@CharlysBonada]

IKR?!!!

[@PuppetierMaster]

When I first heard Garrus say "Love of my Life" I had a out of body experience

[@AnimeLover-hq3nf]

Timestamp ?

[@charonion2806]

12:51

[@Alex_FRD]

Ah yes, Shepard. Legendary hero of the galaxy, conqueror of the Collectors, Savior of countless worlds, famed hero of the Alliance Navy... is terrified of dancing.

[@choy9166]

Now all the Reapers have to do is challenge Shepard to a dance-off and BOOM the Galaxy is theirs.

[@JP-rf8rr]

Shepard: I'm about to activate the crucible *a DDR (dance dance revolution) machine pops out as a form of security* Shepard: you've got to be f*cking kidding me

[@anthonyfanchin1144]

Chloe Chen The Reapers challenge Shepard to a dance-off, the galaxy will fall.

[@anone.mousse674]

Alex FDSR She has her priorities in order.

[@ivoryrosett1980]

Alex FRD everyone has their strengths and weaknesses,that’s what makes us who we are

[@thedutchwolf97]

Lol, Garrus' impression of Liara saying 'by the goddess' is priceless XD

[@quent6679]

Tom Jon i love it soooooooooooo much i cant breathe

[@lavellans]

HAHAHA XD

[@mayrabranham9764]

I laughed so hard when he said it 😂😂😂😂

[@scottm8292]

18:31

[@QueenofSilence101]

"Indulge your crazy boyfriend, I need to know you're safe." Oh, Garrus. He and Tali are definitely the most attached to Shepard when romanced, compared to other characters.

[@madurcrazy2990]

There is just something special/extra about Tali and Garrus. I love them.

[@aurorialgaming1935]

@@madurcrazy2990 I couldnt have said it better so I'll just leave this for you.

[@Niskara]

Liara is pretty damn attached. I mean, she did save Shepard's corpse

[@ladyselin35]

@@Niskara Also she didnt care about if Shepard has romance or not. Still wanted to meld their minds in finale.

[@hi-sm6dx]

kaidan is super dedicated tbh. he's even says you're the only one for him QQ

[@yugiohvampire]

Garrus: "SPARE NO EXPENSE FOR MY HONEY."

[@mimisezlol]

Bless him

[@rokkfel4999]

So damn cute haha

[@ninab.4540]

Best boi

[@christopheredwards9904]

Careful there, poo bear. You just might go broke.

[@Kyra-qn3nh]

I don't like calling Garrus my boyfriend. He's not a boy, he's a manly as hell dinosaur batman.

[@renegadecosplayer3239]

You can always say life partner. :P

[@JP-rf8rr]

he is archangel

[@KampucheanDemon]

Kyra Moloney he reminds me of an Elite because of his mouth

[@johnerrol3813]

Kyra Moloney more like Dinosaur dead shot! XD

[@Kalenz1234]

He is a boy to Sheppard x3

[@xavierfulton1203]

This is how a romance should be, loved the relationship between them. Also Garrus is the only love interest that actually mentions and says he's your Boyfriend. You actually feel like your seeing someone

[@ventus12312]

tali says at one point that shepard is her boyfriend after horizen wen shes drunk

[@xavierfulton1203]

Yea but she was drunk and your like Whaaa. Other BioWare games like KOTOR and Dragon Age you can still have dialogue with your romanced party member. Mass Effect kinda failed at that. But did amazing with Shep/Garrus even the Shep/Garrus Bromance

[@DaOS159]

Xavier Fulton Tali for me it's the best Mshep romance! And yep, they did a amazing job with the FShep/Garrus romance, for me the only LI choice for FShep, it's so natural and beginning with a friendship then love, can say the same with Tali, but she already have a crush in Mshep since the beginning... Then for me it's Fshep/Garrus and Mshep/Tali Best LI in Mass Effect IMO

[@xavierfulton1203]

Daan OS...true!! Didn't realize that but Tali did indeed have a crush on Shepard before the romance pursuit in ME2. I hated how they basically pushed Liara on male shepard wanting to make it canon but it just didnt feel right, besides Liara was so damsel in distress like and it was annoying.

[@DaOS159]

Xavier Fulton Yep, it's like Liara always gonna overwrite the plot if your shep don't have a LI, It's Liara that going to help you if you don't have a LI in Citadel,, and Liara that going to shep quarter after the tuchanka mission (that disappoint me, because garrus says that time that he's going there, but in the end it's Liara ¬¬') and in the ending without Extended Cut, it's Liara again that appear to you in the flashback... Like you said, i just didn't feel right... LOL damsel in distress, but that true PS: But i like Liara as a friend! I just don't like her in romance, but friend for sure (:

[@kelseyrobinson1917]

Hearing the phrase "no, but this voice is" turned me on more than it should for being from a video game. Dammit, Garrus.

[@aswertyuiol]

Kelsey Robinson it's okay, we all suffer from love of garrus

[@GamingSuccub]

Kelsey Robinson Hey, Garrus has turned me on more times than I can count too. He is every womans dream boyfriend.

[@iownamemepage5511]

MiyuChan maybe guys to *cough cough* me *cough cough*

[@sierragarabed1227]

Kelsey Robinson Why can't he be real so I can have a interspecies relationship with him and go on awesome intergalactic missions!

[@sierragarabed1227]

***** I would too, if Maleshep didn't creep me out so much... The only emotions he expresses are anger and boredom. "I was joking." Bullshit you were, you sounded very serious when you said that. But otherwise, totally.

[@mr5kicksass]

“Archangel is your boyfriend.” Four words everyone wishes they can hear 😍

[@laurawolfsong3607]

Oh. Hell. Yes.

[@Mina_Katana]

17:03 "Shepard is it just the alcohol, or do you have vids running in your head of us mostly naked, completely alone, and shamelessly rolling over a couch ?" I died.

[@mrfantastic407]

"I don't suppose you need anything around here...calibrated" should be one of Garrus's pick-up lines, not one of his sorry-about-last-night excuses.

[@stevenlittrel2648]

XD “hey baby? Do you need anything... calibrated?”

[@Shermy203]

"Shepard, sweetie, love of my life...let me blow up people for you" Garrus is the boyfriend every man should want to be

[@grimreaper3882]

"I hung out a lot of places last night. Your upper body, your lower body.. pretty much all the parts in between". "And you don't lack for places to get lost" God damn it Garrus. You are good. Really good. I want to know his secret...

[@PuppetierMaster]

_Ｃ　ａ　ｌ　ｉ　ｂ　ｒ　ａ　ｔ　ｉ　ｏ　ｎ　ｓ_

[@N7TA141]

Puppeteer Master 😂😂😂😂

[@ninab.4540]

He's a better hero than Batman

[@TheRogueMan27]

His voice is his damn secret😢😮

[@ivanauy8871]

3:03 Shepard: "bitch, this Turian is mine"

[@sierragarabed1227]

ivana uy That look said that and even flipping more.

[@rachymn7883]

+ivana uy finally someone says it i thought i read something wrong but shep was infact jealous lol and marking her territory which was a surprise coz boy is she confident remember me2 she went straight for the tie breaker.

[@massivedamagegaming9004]

It's so catty, I love it.

[@jakomioftherose2434]

What Garrus and Zaeed needs to do is starting a home-security corporation.

[@renadex4905]

Jakomi of the Rose arma-fucking-geddon corporation

[@weldonwin]

They'd also need to start a cleaning service to deal with all the blood and body parts left behind by their 'security measures'

[@TheCorrodedMan]

“Massani-vakarian home defense,intergalactic.If you die then the instillation is free”

[@audradixon8286]

The Gareed Home Security Company. Defending your home from the unjust galaxy with extreme calibrations.

[@fireteamdelta9108]

James.T .Adams that a good one

[@user-md6ul1jb4c]

-At least we threw one hell of a party. Probably the last one. -That doesn't sound like my girl. You'll find a way to win. And when this is over, i'll be waiting for you. I'm crying :'с

[@jamiealphabravo]

I'm...not...crying. ...oh gosh, but I am.

[@ishtarstarxin1827]

Husband material

[@joethehero2]

Garrus just did something no one else in the galaxy can do, get Shepard to dance well.

[@cherrylime5343]

savage

[@pymehry5584]

cherry lime what just happened

[@selenagallegos4297]

Garrus sounds so protective while Zaeed is just like "get a room" lol

[@sjsharp2007]

yeah I've just completed with Garrus as my LI I find it quite a nice sweet relationship funny in places as well especially the scenes in ME2 when you propose hooking up with him in the first place

[@Corbeaux08]

I love how Zaeed tries to act disgusted, but it’s so obvious he’s shipping the two as hard as anyone else at that point.

[@Gooberwares]

Selena Gallegos imagine if shep and garrus adopt a kid all the dad vakarian home defense

[@FusRoDont]

Imagine Garrus baby-proofing a house

[@bluesrike]

If Zaeed was honest with himself, he'd probably say the two of them are "goddam adorable".

[@BrutalKnight55]

My favorite Male-Shep romance is Tali. As for Fem-Shep, there's no Shepard without Vakarian.

[@BrutalKnight55]

Garrus is, well, Garrus. How can you not love him? And Tali is just so adorable! XD

[@Chino56751]

+Jalen Berry ashley

[@BrutalKnight55]

Agent Washington​ Whatever you say. We all have our favorites lol

[@Chino56751]

and mine is ashley for maleshep. garrus for femshep

[@BrutalKnight55]

Agent Washington Garrus is irresistible lol

[@sacredsymbol821]

You know what? Garrus was running out of banter, so to shut Shepard up, what did he do? Take Commander Shepard to do her only fear: Dancing. Well played, Mr. Vakarian. Well Played.

[@Ramarielana]

The way they are rigging the apartment, they are more likely to kill Shepard than any clone.

[@HinataElyonToph]

Well they are drunk XD and they keep forgetting any trap designed to hurt a clone but not shepard wouldn't work because the clone essentially IS Shepard XD

[@Striker345ify]

+HinataElyonToph Unless you count the fingerprints. Fingerprints are different even to identical twins

[@HinataElyonToph]

Striker345ify true. I forgot about that.

[@ZeroCanalX]

+HinataElyonToph Actually, even keying the dffenses to Shepard's DNA maybe effective. Each cell undergoes small mutations over time, so clones DNA is not 100% identical to Shepard's. Off course, it would require scanners capable of compering a whole 2m DNA helis.

[@HinataElyonToph]

Slaaneshi Rubric Marine oh, I didn't know that. But then again, they are drunk XD

[@JannaGalaxy]

I always find it amusing that Garrus mentions his "voice" like he KNEW women found it HOT. It is like the people who made this have been looking on the net. Wouldn't surprise me :)

[@BlakeBelladonnaTucAndRoll]

Just women... every man in the galaxy wants that voice for his own.

[@JannaGalaxy]

I wish my hubby had a voice like that! ;)

[@elliesart_]

FOR SURE they have. all those fan jokes about 'calibrations' and 'i should go' added in? this is fanservice in all its glory

[@s-094cam5]

@@BlakeBelladonnaTucAndRoll can attest that despite being hetero man, I both want this voice as mine and to have someone woo me with it.

[@khaleesireyna731]

I have the headcanon that Shepard has straight-up told him she finds his voice hot. He learned to use it to his advantage from there 😏

[@sophiastrangford5570]

So cute when he calls Shepard love of his life...

[@gabrielleacosta3303]

Garrus: "By the goddess" That line gets me everytime.

[@karasutenka]

Anyone else notice that when they all start dancing at the party, Garrus and Shepard have the exact same dance animation?

[@kaitlen823]

I know and he's sitting there picking on her for the way she dances lol

[@Corbeaux08]

Shepard being a bad dancer is at this point a fundamental universal truth that transcends mere dance style.

[@ladyselin35]

But he does it with style

[@ParadoxicWasHere]

Wrex has it too :P

[@colonelneo805]

Has anyone else of you guys imagined that it was Vega who taught Garrus to tango? I mean, Vega and Garrus dancing and Vega was the 'woman'. That'd be a sight for sore eyes.

[@HinataElyonToph]

I think it's a widely accepted headcanon at this point :)

[@colonelneo805]

It is? Well, damn. Awesomesauce : D

[@HunterKiller762]

You guys will thank me for showing you this. padzi.deviantart.com/art/ME3-Tango-Lessons-on-the-Side-439366810

[@MauroEnfermoDeLepra]

+Inira Stultus Admiral Hackett was born in Buenos Aires, maybe he gave Garrus an online course

[@alexandrojavierpinto2501]

Hackett was from Argentina? Damn, I didn't remember that

[@myAlinet]

Garrus all worried for her security in her apartment: "Fine is good for someone else, not the love of my life" Awwww he is so adorable.

[@uberpwnage50]

Garrus complains about Shep's dancing, yet dances exactly like her.

[@The7thDraconian]

And this is why playing as FemShep is better than MaleShep.

[@ScotishChristian]

I could have swore the reason why FemShep was better was because of voice actors.

[@The7thDraconian]

ScottishChristian That's one reason, but this is a better one.

[@saturn1594]

Shepard: is that supposed to melt a girl's heart? Garrus: no. but this voice is... Me: THEY KNEW! BIOWARE KNEW! THEY KNEW ALL ALONG

[@JadeRaven0588]

Garrus is the only one to use terms of endearment with Shepard or to actually refer to himself as Shepard's partner (calling himself her boyfriend). Wonder why Bioware didn't do the same with the other LIs.

[@sawedoffshotgunz]

Tali calls Shepard her boyfriend.

[@eiami3450]

Thane calling Shepard "Siha" is a term of endearment too

[@wasbear]

Liara's dad refers to Shepard as Liara's boyfriend/girlfriend.

[@ZA-7]

Ashley calls you "skipper" after she builds feelings for shepard, and after, they were in a relationship going serious. Ashley loves him and shepard loves her too. She doesn't need to call herself her girlfriend, they both have a serious relationship.

[@jasonmiller2379]

Garrus and Zaeed Home Defense. Remember, if something goes wrong...blame Zaeed...and run like hell.

[@arksigma7709]

XD

[@GhostBear3067]

That is official policy, it is in the contracts and everything.

[@FoxGamer39618]

I want to see this as an ad.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

Damn. I'm a straight guy, and Garrus seduced even me with that dancing.

[@jawadisdead]

+James Bennett have you seen gamerpoop? they changed that scene with maleshep, its hilarious

[@lunakaitv3951]

@@jawadisdead OMFG!! LMAOOOOO that was hilarious! I was watching it last night was cheesing all night!😂😂😂😂

[@ladyselin35]

@@jawadisdead What just happened?

[@jackie6057]

By far this is the best romance in the Mass Effect series...my opinion.

[@ScotishChristian]

Really for me it is second best but that's because I love Tali.

[@JaydenHamilton1945]

Jackie I ship this romance!

[@TheHalloweenSpirit]

Yes, that is totally true, the best romance in the series

[@Sombra030]

Ugh, I’m still in heartbroken with Thane’s romance/death, so beautiful but painful. Makes me sob 😩

[@fotobow]

I love Shepard and Garrus - they're bros, and they make a great romantic couple! Anyone else feel sad at the end of that DLC? It was so fun, and so bantery, and everyone just got to cut loose and be people instead of saviors...and then it was over, and you knew it was all going to get so much worse.

[@thatcrazygio3250]

Fenmore Beaumont yeah the ending got to me more than it should have... the game had me crying for a while 😂😂😭

[@Corbeaux08]

That’s why I’m going to install the Citadel Ending Mod... I get to experience all this as a fun reward and optimistic coda, rather than something that I know is doomed.

[@AnonJuggerbot]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite romance on the Citadel.

[@damn_son9683]

The worst part is, Garrus is doing the EXACT SAME dance as Shepard.

[@damn_son9683]

Also, Garrus' imitation of Liara is fucking hilarious

[@ninab.4540]

It's to give his girl some courage

[@SwimmerGotSoul]

I'm really excited for andromeda, but no character will top garrus. I don't care that he isn't real, he's the fucking love of my life.

[@jenifer1638]

+SwimmerGotSoul As for me, I'd flip the hell out if even turians don't exist in andromeda.

[@adaikonen]

+The Illusive Quarian Yeah we know there is a Krogan and maybe Asari. Hell if there isn't a possibility for a turian (preferebly romancable) sidekick. (I could do with another cute/hot/cool new species chara that is romancable as a sidekick too)

[@Raintalon89]

+SwimmerGotSoul AMEN!!! I think he's the sexiest sounding/looking alien in ME and any recent sci-fi games. Drell/Thane come close, but Garrus will always be my babe. :D Hope to god there's a turian romance in the next one or I'll riot!

[@GamingSuccub]

+SwimmerGotSoul Preach it. I never thought I would expect the day I say "Im in love with an alien."

[@SwimmerGotSoul]

MiyuChan An alien who looks like a dinosaur.

[@JadeHeartOfFire]

I do have to wonder why everyone stopped and stared at them during the tango scene. So far, I've come up with three possible answers: 1. It's a casino and people generally don't dance like that there. 2. It's a human and a turian doing something that's clearly romantic. I imagine that combination isn't very common because of the First Contact War. 3. The crowd recognizes who they are and are intrigued. Which one do you guys think it is?

[@jesterlaureate]

Probably 2 and 3.

[@jesterlaureate]

Probably 2 but not because of the First Contact War, but the fact that Turians and Humans are genetically incompatible.

[@notpaulsen]

Since when you see a turian that knows dances from Earth. And I am pretty sure not every race knows everything from each other. Well, maybe, considering Admiral Hackett is from Buenos Aires, dossier from him goes to Garrus, and Garrus become interested about...tango?

[@JadeHeartOfFire]

I like to think Vega taught him. XD

[@notpaulsen]

***** I missed that one then. But I believe there a lot of popular dances on Earth known on that era, not sure why to pick tango.

[@ahn0x]

Vakarian & Massani, Home Defence Pte Ltd. Make it so.

[@ahn0x]

That's the American spelling. I'm not American, so...

[@ahn0x]

Andrew S No harm, no foul, Andrew. Don't sweat it. A quick Google search next time would help, though! lol

[@jacobgordon9447]

Andrew S my god people apologizing on the internets and being nice to each other heresy

[@Raptor-jo7ck]

I like how it's implied that Shepard actually asked Garrus for a real first date

[@Lishaaaaaaa]

Fuck, I melted when Garrus called Shepard his honey.

[@Tynuki_Kabuki]

Garrus: //whispers "Rig the refrigerator?" I died XD Bless him, and bless Shepherd for putting up with her man's crazy ideas. XDD

[@nslater1388]

Shepard: Turians certainly don't lack for a sense of direction. Garrus: And you don't lack for places to get lost: Shepard: Thanks. But would it have killed you to lose the armor? I'm sore all over!

[@cloudgirl150]

God, I'm going to miss him ;(

[@erniesbiscuits8691]

I'm more concerned by the fact that Garrus never takes off his armour!

[@jenifer1638]

He didn't get his pay check, that's why

[@Rosebunse]

He's wearing normal clothes in the dance scene. Just armor literally everywhere else.

[@jenifer1638]

Rosebunse There goes my joke...

[@Rosebunse]

Jenifer Leo And he's wearing normal clothing in the love scene in ME2. I think the animators got lazy and what goes for normal clothes to turians look like armor to everyone else.

[@redbloodkill1448]

It must be very dirty. ):

[@TSKLaon]

18:30 Garrus's impression of Liara's voice made me laugh my ass off way more than it should have "by the Goddess" xD then I magine she slammed him into the wall with biotics...then you remember that's the first thing she said after she wakes up from your sexy time in ME1 lol.

[@sierragarabed1227]

Andrei Neatu Oh my gosh, I'm glad I found someone else who thought so because I found it more hilarious than I should have.

[@kayleighbrown965]

It did me too. And being part of a faith that has Goddesses in it myself, I tend to laugh to myself when "oh my Goddess" and "by the Goddess" slips out

[@limetcm12]

It's Garrus's awkwardness that makes him adorable.

[@Salocinist]

I love how Garrus' only two modes are either Batman or massive hopeless dork.

[@MasterChick184]

The only man that could calibrate Normandy Weapon systems and Commander Shepard into a better dancer ;P

[@f_l_e_u_r_y8932]

luckily for you archangel is your boyfriend hahaha oh garrus your awesome

[@f_l_e_u_r_y8932]

hahahahhaa by the godess

[@GibbyCat]

The house scenes makes me wonder how he's going to react when he's a daddy. Poor kid's going to have dating hell. (boy or girl)

[@Animefan1803]

Well considering the ending of ME3. It´s highly unlikely that Femshep ever starts a family.

[@AzrothBoi]

She found a way to impregnate him.

[@EllieBeanz637]

@@Animefan1803 hey now...she takes a breath...she survived damnit 😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@xaleypoo4779]

"Honey, have you seen my sniper rifle?"

[@colinmajors4819]

Uh oh

[@superluismigueL100]

Fucking love the garrus zaeed banter

[@Annarasumanara3]

I truly want a shirt that says "Arma-fucking-geddon!" on it

[@543resident4]

That dance scene was my entire inspiration for doing a femshep playthrough.

[@543resident4]

Pretty much, yeah. Suffered mass effect 1 and the sheer amount of side quests just for Garrus in this game.

[@Kwtsos99XD]

One question....garrus died in my mass effect 2 story, so i wont bumb into him in mass effect 3?

[@Kwtsos99XD]

I dint have only ones loyalry

[@graidstinHitlerRants]

Betaman156 >implying ME1 wasn't the best

[@Loispealz34]

How did you manage to kill garrus man. Seriously that is reaaly impossible to do.

[@AkantiaVT]

"No. But this voice is" Bloody hell Garrus. He's trying to kill me

[@SMAXZO]

Garrus just made the impossible....making Shepard a good dancer.

[@jassjake5137]

Only in Tango though.

[@SMAXZO]

But still...he made Shepard dance.

[@jassjake5137]

SMAXZO That's true. Still, her freestyle dancing needs work. ;)

[@Tcrumpen]

@@jassjake5137 You tried doing tango though, its tricky

[@undyne1]

I never imagined Garrus and Zaeed to be a very terrifying duo, those two are crazy geniuses when it comes to traps and explosives.

[@anckothehaflinger]

'What is she doing with her arms?' The exact same thing as you Garrus lmao

[@TomoEriGoto]

Damn it, I want to see the wedding now. Oh well, back to fanfics... for now. "Exploding... bouquets.."

[@TheeBlackWitch]

I loved the part where Garrus tries to imitate Liara. "By the Goddess!" I almost choked on my food.

[@TheDarkenangel91]

I am trying so hard not to make inhuman fangirl noises right now XD

[@reznov316]

Be it with a sense of brotherhood with Mark Meer/Shepard or the charisma of a badass boyfriend with a Jennifer Hale/Shepard....Garrus Vakarian steals the GODDAMN show every single time. Best character of Mass Effect!

[@LolaShepard]

Garrus is sure the most awesome and best Love Interest in Mass Effect. He's loyal, loving, careing and funny :3 Garrus

[@karlyr259]

I completely agree! I adore Garrus, and he's the only person I have my femshep romance throughout my multiple play-throughs. Aside from Thane, the other male romance options for femshep are boring and I feel like they try to push you towards picking Kaiden or Jacob.

[@AsteaFrosty]

He's so awkward at times, but in the end you shake your head, facepalm and love him anyway ;) "other male romance options for femshep are boring" Javik is awesome, although you don't really get an actual romance with him :(

[@DCIPHOENIX]

Karly R I completely agree with everything you said right there!

[@Crossbones6732]

Rest In Peace Robin Sachs, Zaeed Massani was a fantastic character, glad you got to finish his journey before you passed.

[@RXdash78]

I love how garrus is simultaneously incredibly dorky but also suave as hell.

[@BlueAnteater]

"I....think... it's...*art*." No one can make a meal out of a single Garrus line like Brandon Keener.

[@kanden27]

I hope in Andromeda that the aliens have "casual" clothing when in the hub location. Because it just looks awkward with Garrus ready to go full force on FemShep's body.

[@atotalfiasco4213]

Richard GOD THAT PHRASING MADE ME LAUGH-

[@rokkfel4999]

Well to be fair everyone else looks normal...except turbans and krogans...but well....their turbans and krogans

[@JoeCoolMaveric]

18:27 Liara: Hey, Garrus. Garrus: Yeah? Liara: Fuck you.

[@LtBasil]

I love that smug look that Shepard gives that Turian lady in the corner. It's like "this is my turian go get your own". And James' first reaction shot during the tango! He's just like "what the… SHEPARD??" Ugh, I love Garrus so much… it's so hard to choose between him and Kaidan though. I guess that's why you replay the game over and over again…

[@Basty135]

I love the Garrus Zaeed bromance that goes on.

[@Legboy1129]

The Turian is probably the only one who would 'make out' or 'cuddle' with his sniper rifle when he is alone.

[@dethbreth8]

Aside from Zaeed, you mean?

[@Legboy1129]

Yes, I also mean him. I wouldn't be surprised if the Turian started to 'make out' or 'cuddle' with the Normandy's main batteries.

[@Prince_of_Dor-lomin]

Cmdr. Javik Why would I do that? I have Shepard.

[@Legboy1129]

Garrus Vakarian I have seen you when you are alone, Turian. This is going to be one awkard affair if it gets out.

[@mirusedna]

CDR. Javik No more akward than you revealing you're peeping on Garrus when he's alone.

[@Gangerworld]

I like seeing Garrus so obviously and deliriously happy. They're gross together, but it's adorable.

[@ayaleo6839]

Lol. I agree. I am happy that he's happy, but I can't get into this romance. Love his lines but I prefer his bromance more so than the romance.

[@GrimReaper4322]

When I watched the tango scene and I was like wow the universe that they have created and they way they can make you actually feel like you have been there all the way it makes me sad that we will never see Shepard again.

[@shootemup29er]

what are you talking about the MEHEM ending is cannon right that means shep is still alive..... RIGHT?

[@10kazimkocan]

shootemup29er you do know that you can get a canon ending where Shepard is alive right

[@shootemup29er]

#CaptainRedBleach yeah i know i just prefer the MEHEM ending

[@tanalya4366]

"Nice outfit" by Garrus is the most emotional and natural version of this dialog. The others sounds not that sexy...

[@crazy4sian]

Shepard CAN dance after all! My life is now complete.

[@thedutchwolf97]

Yeah, but only the female Shepard XD

[@crazy4sian]

Not with mods, she isn't.

[@DivaQuinzel]

FemShep was decent in ME1 as well though :P

[@Goddess_Ishtar]

"what is she doing with her arms?!" Same thing you're doing pal.

[@olli316]

Garrus is like a Turian version of James Bond! xD

[@Dracongard]

Wrong if maybe. I wouldve wanted a Garrus dlc of what he does and his hijinks.

[@olli316]

***** sure, whatever...

[@Dracongard]

***** Yeah Bond is not a one woman guy. Dang it im gonna be pissed if there isnt a Garrus in 4.

[@Dracongard]

***** Aggh stop reminding me. That smile at the end.

[@Dracongard]

***** Too many rumors. Its a prequel, or some weird side story that runs linear, or a different universe similar to ours yet different in setting.

[@goobienicole]

Garrus saying "By the Goddess" never fails to make me giggle 18:25

[@cerickson017]

Garrus is the baddest ass, and smoothest mother fucker in the Milky Way.

[@LactoseintolerantWis]

feel like the Garrus romance had more effort than the rest.

[@ventus12312]

to me both garrus and tali r the best theyre not spontanias like the me1 romances and more detail then the me3 romances theyre more natural from good friends to lovers

[@FoxGamer39618]

Either way I love it.

[@vm7528]

The look she gives the Turian girl at casino bar is worth more than thousand words. She was ready to rip that poor girl apart with her bare hands.

[@ladyselin35]

Not even close. She was overconfident there. Shes like try your luck youll never get him =)

[@greyfox6786]

Archangel dancing...I never thought I see the day.

[@pluto3194]

Shep dancing properly.... I never thought I'd see the day.

[@moonprismgirlie]

I lose it every time he mocks Liara. "By the Goddess."

[@Elementroar]

Could they at least have Garrus in the cloth-thing when he's on the couch? Sleeping in/on that armor looks so fucking uncomfortable!

[@DrChillin]

theres supposed to be comfterable padding in there, as well as A/C

[@Rosebunse]

DrChillinDYLAN Wait, the turians get AC in their armor?

[@TheBurningGaze]

Rosebunse Yep, they just need to calibrate it.

[@lauracrocbateman]

exactly! they had him in his casual wear in the scene before the final mission

[@rokkfel4999]

Rosebunse its their body kinda like opposite of cold blooded...at least from what I've been told

[@Antgirl89]

I still blush whenever I watch these videos. Garrus is so smooth. -sigh-

[@Makingthebullet]

I love how they ran with the Shepard can't dance gag.

[@bandgeek9723]

So it isn't so much that Shepard can't dance, so much as she isn't good at club dancing. I can relate to that.

[@calibdallimore6264]

Garrus: just punch in the pass code I HEART GARRUS on the keypad of your new furniture preferably before the timer runs out however if you don't then blame Zaeed and run like hell Hahahaha lol

[@xaviergentile8025]

Does anyone else get teary eyed when the video ends?

[@lafken2]

"I... I think... It's... Art" I love him so much

[@JageshemashFTW]

That little bit with Vega X-D Why do people not like him again?

[@JP-rf8rr]

because he is a jock and most gamers don't like them, its unfair really.

[@NightmareDonut]

He is just a normal hard ass soldier just wants to do his part but focuses too much on it

[@mermidion7552]

pretty much what nightmaredonut said. he is a very boring Military sterotipical soldier.

[@knightofliberty9297]

I like Vega actually

[@AnderzzGaming]

they're an odd couple but this is the best damn relationship in the game

[@Jokester6293]

Shebard...dancing...Great? Tis a sign of the end times!

[@Jokester6293]

Shepard*

[@CitizenKahne1992]

Jokester6293 You misspelled it the first time. That will forever be your mark of shame. Ha, just kidding. Most people have made that mistake.

[@townjester3059]

was that a mistake though? or a collage nickname "shep- HARD"

[@mokarichu]

You can hear Jacob talking while Zaeed and Garrus evaluate the apartment. I don't know about you guys but he wouldn't be invited to my party. Tried romancing him once (didn't enjoy it) and when I saw that he left me in ME3 I was like "Oh hell no. You get out."

[@seoulbornetakehiko8635]

But the prize...............

[@mokarichu]

Pfft. I won't ever romance anyone other than Garrus. He's my boo. And it's a damn shame that there probably isn't many guys like Garrus out there-- y'know, the worry for your safety, the banter and jokes, yet the loving side.. Ugh. >n

[@TripedalTroductions]

Men like that are men of few words, and therefore often go unnoticed.