Flying Dutchman has a SECRET IDENTITY?? - SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #8 (REACTION)

[@thefancydoge8668]

"Thats it? Thats the lost episode? That was just a bunce of cheap walkcycles!" Still one of my favorite patchy lines

[@LXW-Arts]

Me trying recreate the different walks

[@symplyvyse7516]

I always loved the episodes with patchy

[@edixnathan6110]

@@LXW-Arts did you succeed?

[@polishspy8778]

@@edixnathan6110 propably he broke his neck

[@hejwntbsnrnf6195]

same

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

The whole "he ate Potty" thing is even more terrifying if you really think about it. Potty was dead too, which means Patchy, as the Flying Duchman, ate Potty's soul.

[@nmoney6655]

So he will forever be in Patchy’s body

[@MatheoZ14]

ah yes, patchy ate patchy's soul

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

@@MatheoZ14 Lol, I meant Potty. I can't even XD

[@baskaraga798]

I also agree with that. Remember, when Potty joins Patchy and only leaves his head, that means Patchy is eating Potty.

[@Redxx518]

"THAT MTHER FUCKER ATE HIM!"

[@Mighty04]

When you realize Patchy is just Reverse Flash

[@LXW-Arts]

Your comment needs more likes because that is the perfect comparison.

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

Holy shit! Your're right! Patchy/Dutchman: You see, it was me Spongebob! I was the one who sent you that invitation you couldn't read.

[@s-fighterclaw6386]

My gosh😱

[@supachef_dmoney_4]

This is the realest ish I've seen this year lol

[@wilamblack8372]

Dutchman/Patchy: You see, it was me spongebob! I was the one who made you loose your shit whenever you try to drive!

[@CB7368]

It's honestly surprising and amazing how he can make a outlandish SpongeBob theory and somehow make a extremely convincing argument that makes sense.

[@roshawnseeny3885]

This is not outlandish

[@YxKUZA21]

Mate just goes on forums and checks out theories then dives in. Similar to how reddit posts and shiiz cover theories, only thing tho is Bale is entertaining and charismatic.

[@Jamie_Ashe]

@@YxKUZA21 you also have to remember, with anything that is directed/written are edited and changed thousands of time. So everything you’re seeing is being shown for a reason lol. Even if it boils down to just being an inside joke.

[@jmr_draws]

Normally it would be outlandish, but for a show like SpongeBob, it’s normal

[@scronbruh]

Also, when the flying dutchman was looking through his outfits, he pulls out patchys outfit saying, "this is the one i was buried in. and patchy suffocates in the sand aka buried and died in the sand

[@Peachy-k1d]

That's still a reach tbh

[@scronbruh]

@@Peachy-k1d yeah its seems more of a coincidence then anything but i just found the correlation and thought it was neat ig

[@LegendaryTony.]

@@scronbruh Given the context of the theory I don't think it's a reach at all, nice catch.

[@scronbruh]

@@LegendaryTony. thanks

[@tarynmichelleart]

OH MY GOD. HE TECHNICALLY WAS NEVER LYING ABOUT BEING BURIED BECAUSE HE WAS LITERALLY BURIED IN THE SAND YOU'RE SO RIGHT. buried but never put to rest because he struggled and became a ghost

[@tntkff9901]

Fun fact about the eye patch: It wasn't because the person lost an eye, it was a form of night vision. When going from light to dark, they would switch eyes due to one being used to the dark

[@Glitchyybean]

Wait for real? 👀

[@davonforrest7131]

@@Glitchyybean yeah cover 1 eye with your hand for 5 mins go into a dark area then switch eyes

[@kiryukai1361]

I didnt think about that

[@Glitchyybean]

@@davonforrest7131 No I mean I didn't know if and that was actually what eye patches were used for... I'm conflicted but at the same time if it's true that's cool 😂

[@Alloy101010]

I did not know that.

[@snewsh]

Hes obviously slipping his short films into his spongebob theories, to show people hes not a one trick pony. Smart man.

[@sdcrocks]

Not really. The short films seem to set the stage for the theories to have an in universe reason for existing, the groundwork for that needs to be laid by the setup.

[@Laughify]

well yeah, but also it's part of an arg.

[@HUN7ERO]

Actually you're wrong Alex has an ARG called happy Meat Farms The channel is called this place is not happy Go watch some of their vídeos so you can kinda make sense of the situation Also watch Baz is Not Real's video because he has a full document explaining the arg (Yes the arg is still ongoing) sorry for sounding ignorant or mad but I just wanted to explain what's going on

[@snewsh]

@@HUN7ERO and he's inserting them into his spongebob videos, cause they've not been in there before. So it seems like it's still what I say.

[@sdcrocks]

@@OnixMint You can't read bud. I was speaking of the structure of the story. Not that he's not adding elements of his short stories to the plot. Chill bud

[@hunterandre6360]

I watched this one and I’m surprised that this theory makes a lot of sense but I like all of Alex’s theories

[@Champeonic]

Same

[@b-naruto5301]

Yea

[@Nightmare_TonyYT]

Squillam theory... Ok that was a joke but yeah his theories are good

[@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83]

I love how alex wore a yellow jacket when giving his friend a muse Yellow symbolizes friendship but also betrayal Dare i say he is showing his "true colours"

[@ttub5247]

Boi i thought he wore that cuz its spongebob's color or sum

[@s-fighterclaw6386]

Wow, nice details👏

[@mostar1219]

If that's the case what do you say about Victoria's golden sweater

[@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83]

@@mostar1219 well gold is just fancy yellow So its the same but on another level She's a good friend who teaches Alex how to deal with his muse But also a betrayal so shocking it needed a plot twist to be shown Like, she started a whole side plot in these theory videos and none of us knew not even alex

[@sly_cat]

that means even more if you look at the sonc the blue rat videos

[@octo-generaljones8691]

Oh dear God. That explains so much. SpongeBob is WAAAAAY darker than I thought.

[@meh4371]

Yeah only #1, #5, and kinda-sorta #2 are normal the rest are quite dark, it's low-key the most f'ed up show I can think of off the top of my head now (how ironic), I mean not only did they allegedly kill one of the important (but not really main) characters he suffocated in sand of all the ways to go out, I just know it went up his nose.

[@crimson5163]

27:17 ain’t no wayyy- that shit is nightmare fuel 😭😭 31:32 Okay- now that shit had me rolling 😂🤣

[@daltonyugioh9194]

Agree

[@rells2311]

Wow I bet the time traveling is gonna be hard to prove 22:47 "Actually, it's gonna be quite easy, barely an inconvenience"

[@theangel9087]

I think you mean super easy barely an inconvenience

[@simonrey4706]

wow wow wow-------------------------------------------------wow

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

I wanna see him do any kind of theories. Combined with the short film stuff. I love how he writes theories and he sold me on his short film concepts. Plus, it's a crazy idea to combine theory vids with theatrics, but not an impossible one. Just look at Matpat. However, I think he should fill the niche of crazier, larger theories.

[@mostar1219]

I think the April Fools one was insane

[@HUN7ERO]

But the short films are part of a agr idk if you knew that

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

@@HUN7ERO Yes. It's just a shame because there's clearly a market for this style of theory crafting with thematic flair. I dunno, i just feel like the usual stuff is a bit stale.

[@joshuazuniga2269]

😅😅

[@coolguyyy9071]

That thumbnail with Mikey being a pirate is amazing 😂😂

[@luke10198]

They got rid of it🥺

[@flintmidnight]

@@luke10198 fr, i prefer it

[@meh4371]

Damn I never got the chance to see it, now it's one of the "stock images" of Mikey being shocked and making the funny face.

[@trickytheclown150]

5:36 "THAT'S IT?! THATS THE LOST EPISODE?! THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEEP WALK CYCLES!" - Patchy The Pirate, Famous Meme.

[@brandonhiatt2546]

OK I'm 20 and that scene of Patchy's body just shaking like that scared me... I'm 20 and that scared ME!!!

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

28, just seen the actual scene. Still scary as shit, if not more.

[@mostar1219]

And here I thought it was his body dancing to the theme song at the end

[@meh4371]

@@TheBlackAntagonist Yeah they thought showing that during the "drop on the deck and flop like a fish" part of the theme song would make it less concerning lol.

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

@@meh4371 If anything, it's more concerning. When a fish "flops on the deck" they are suffocating. So this was either incredibly deliberate or a very strange accident.

[@meh4371]

​@@mostar1219 It actually is, it's just way scarier with the video being black and white, the music being demonic and the context that's it's possibly symbolism of them suffocating, even without that it's kinda iffy though to be honest. They could've easily used Spongebob like in the original intro (or some other character) or made the flopping not look like THAT at the very least but here we are.

[@evantheaxolotl8862]

I really loved the plot twist of that.. It was never a pass on kind of parasite. It’s not passing itself over to another host, it’s merely duplicating and infecting others. And it’s not just the plot twist alone, they throw you off course thinking that the friend Alex his muse was the real plot twist, and seeing THAT plot twist only proves how great of writing they put in.

[@LongXue]

32:26 that is a great shot, I didn't even noticed how they used layers to do this scene, like the camera is suppose to be on the mirror too yet it isn't haha

[@fengshuimaster7880]

you guys should watch "Happy meat farm" apparently that arg or whatever its known as was created by Alex and the 'muse' ties in with the story, its incredibly interesting so if you enjoy his work check it out. also you should recapp videos or explained videos of the curreent happy meat farm story, things will start to make SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH more sense.

[@chasethemaster3440]

There’s also a video game about happy meat farm

[@LXW-Arts]

@@chasethemaster3440 the lore

[@alkimia1791]

Yes! I've been waiting to see then react to that!

[@roshawnseeny3885]

They clearly don't give af they're just here for the SpongeBob theories to collect the views

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

@@roshawnseeny3885 Theories are fun to explore, even more so when you can sell it with evidence and framing. Not everyone is looking to make a quick buck.

[@joshuafagan1430]

Alex's theories are always amazing to me! And as it relates to the muse, i think thats how it spreads. As in thats prolly not how to get rid of it, instead thats how it reproduces. Im loving this more and more.

[@edizicu9853]

I fear and believe that his theories are 100% cannon !!!!!!!

[@Lihking]

"I'm going to see SpongeBob for some cheeseburgers" quote of the year LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mostar1219]

Patchy knows about the multiple endings to "Shenghaied" So his new time travel abilities must give him the satisfaction to relive all those endings again and again

[@alyenahoy5587]

And two of the endings, patchy/the Dutchman actually ate squidward, spongebob, and patrick

[@J-Strength1]

I like how Aaron and Michael are literally sitting there trying to argue with logic 🤣

[@theblackleafninja3858]

It's one of the craziest theories ever and the most understandable

[@WeneedabiggerEraserNOW]

I love the last joke where it’s trying to figure out what happened to Potty the Parrot.

[@gamezen9970]

Flying Dutchman: Here is the monkey rope Mikey: that’s a good furry 😏

[@teamukraine9592]

When i was younger i thought patchey was doing the worm on his back but i guess he was dying😱

[@RDCNATION]

I never noticed the "patchy was here" on the dumpster until watching this.

[@adudewithnobs199]

Me before watching the video: HOW?!?!?!?! Me after watching it: *IT MAKES SENSE IT ALL MAKES SENSE*

[@reybird3180]

The only problem I can think of is on how he got his ship and about how/why he decided to get a pirate crew when he wants to torture SpongeBob (tho this last one can be explained with like he got bored or he wanted to become a real pirate so he ended up gaining a ship along the way or even to torture SpongeBob more effectively)

[@moniquesalazar1708]

I mean he had an ever growing void of passionate adoration that only grew the longer he didn't meet SpongeBob. Eventually it'd have to settle for non-Spongebob company, but no one can compare to an idol. Maybe it was a matter of trying to fill a huge lonely cup, each non-Spongebob person being a little drop.

[@UltamentGaming]

patchy and the flying dutchman have basically the same voice

[@Rewwrs]

This is why spongebob will always be one of the GOATS

[@LongXue]

I wish the girl also has a youtube theory channel which didn't got so many viewers as muchh as Alex's but because of this episode, we search her channel and found multiple theory vids of another series already

[@mostar1219]

The tentacle monster still clinging to Victoria makes me think of that story involving the tiger in the house that the whole family sees but doesn’t say anything about

[@not_ieys9817]

Alex is really smart people don't respect his other vids so he putting his flim making in his explanations that way he sort of advertising his skill as a film maker

[@mostar1219]

I am genuinely curious about what MatPat would say about the lore

[@LULUMaxi782]

Did you know at 20:07 the dutchmen has the poofy shirt from patty?

[@skl00t84]

I can't wait for you guys to react to Brandon Roger's latest series : a normal British series 👀 Your reactions , commentary, and what you two can add to it is phenomenal !

[@ihatelaptops4704]

I think they stopped reacting to Brandon Rogers, they even made a video/podcast with Brandon himself.

[@They_love_R0TT3N]

Is this Alex’s way of telling us he’s done with SpongeBob Theory’s?

[@ihatelaptops4704]

Yo guys, we REALLY want you to check out the happy meat farms channel "This place is not happy." The SpongeBob theory's are connected to the channel, and happy meat farms. Alex Bale is a great film maker and ARG Creator, but you will probably not see this comment. But in case you do, alot of people will be happy to see more Alex Bale and his amazing work. -Ihatelaptops

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

Honestly, I just want to see him do theories. He's got a gift in the way he tells the theory like a story.

[@Big_steppa7209]

I feel like the muse feeds you ideas while you feed him food and then eventually after he’s fed enough he leaves apart of him with you so you can have the theories yourself and he moves to the next person

[@moniquesalazar1708]

Ah, the "he's bad, no he's good, no he's bad, no really he's good" twist, but who knows after all the back and forth. Me likey.

[@elrien591]

Ngl i cried a bit while watchin’ this. And sad most of the time. Patchy’s story is pretty tragic.

[@meh4371]

I was fine until it got to the part about him being dead and how (which Alex made creepy too), that kinda hurt not gonna lie, him wasting his whole life on Spongebob does suck too though.

[@stephonriley7491]

Facts bro

[@KingPOTB]

21:58 Fun little note, The Flying Dutchman is basically experiencing time in reverse similar to River Song from Doctor Who... a show all about time travelling

[@M.O.D.U.S_01]

Wait wasn't there a Squidward theory before this one that came out around April? Where'd that one go?

[@mostar1219]

It was supposedly created by an AI

[@deondrex18k]

@@mostar1219 had to be because no human could whip up a video like that 😭

[@mostar1219]

@@deondrex18k and that's why he relies on the muse rather than an AI

[@beyusnow1693]

the timeline in the afterlife looks like Jeremy Berimy in cursive.

[@Jacket_32]

31:31 I WONDER WHAT PARROT TASTES LIKE

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

This theory absolutely does not feel like a reach to me I swear lmao

[@blazeuchiha2314]

This amount of planning by spongebob is onpar with AOT

[@dustcandyspawn9451]

I remember patchy's head appearing in a box to meet SpongeBob but some part of my lizard brain must have blooped out him suffocating to death like everything else that terrified the shit out of me as a kid.

[@mostar1219]

I mean to be fair it almost looked like he was dancing along to the song without a head

[@alyenahoy5587]

@@mostar1219 lol, the first time I watched it I honestlt thought he switched heads with potty or something. 😂

[@sarahmichelleolivares7791]

At first i clicked on your vid to see your reaction on alex bales squilliam theory. But now I'm in love with your channel and i can't stop watching your reactions, stay strong guys💞💓 Hopefully you'll be able to watch a happy meat farms story explained vid as there is lore in alex bales short films between the spongebob theories. Happy meat farms is a game btw.

[@mostar1219]

Now we know the robot invasion theory is an allegory for the muse invasion

[@isaacblanco160]

Aaron: I'm going to see SpongeBob flip some cheeseburgers. When he said that, I laughed so hard!

[@bradleyflannigan9410]

You guys are so funny and full of energy, I want to thank you guys for bringing joy to me during the hardest time in my life, I know 2020 was hard for everyone but I lost my grandmother to leukemia and I was having to take care of her, and your videos cheered me up and kept me laughing during that time while going through that, so thank you for making me laugh through such a rough time 👍

[@brandonswanson8902]

They can time travel because its a cartoon, Aaron. :P

[@brucecrawford5293]

To be sooo real if i saw just a bottle rolling to me in my basement with paper in it just numbered. I would look at that mess forva whole minute and turn around grabbing my important stuff i can carry get in my ride and move to another state across the country

[@randomperson6454]

He's basically like River song from DR. Who.

[@factualshark2288]

Fun fact Blackbeard had fuses in his beard so when he and when he lit it made his head appear on fire

[@Alexanderthegreat159]

16:39 hush Aaron the bear. 😂

[@Tiggy110]

8:15 Ahhh that Higurashi music. Such a good anime.

[@ryanwebb309]

I tried so hard to find any holes in this theory, and the only one I could think of is when the Dutchman says, "It was the shirt I was buried in." But Patchy doesn't wear that shirt, and he wasn't wearing it when he was buried in the sand. Other than that, this theory is hauntingly rock solid; I can see it being canon.

[@MarkPunk88]

Love your videos guys keep em coming

[@gabrielsadaraka494]

The flying Dutchman is played by Brian Doyle-Murray and the other do is the voice of SpongeBob

[@wilhelmdietz4023]

I love how this guy actually used the great Higurashi no Naku Koro ni soundtrack.

[@novaenforcer1563]

Maybe the dutchman didnt recognize mr krabs because of his beard

[@therealnmg]

You should also check Happy Meat Farms. It all connects with this.

[@LssjMagnumblitz]

24:05 Anyone else thinking about the possible implications of him having the same exact video that he is in, already completed for his friend to watch? Every single thing we are seeing him do, he somehow already recorded while everything is still yet unfolding. I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT THESE IMPLICATIONS. 🧐🤔🤨

[@user-ci3mx1ie6b]

Them on the sand struggling that for real scared the SHIT out of me bro

[@devin6622]

Dude Tom Kenny is true mastermind he plays spongebob, Flying Dutchman, and Patchy The pirate

[@F50STMusic]

fun fact: the actor of patchy is actually the voice actor for spongebob!

[@deanmiller3420]

Right as I watched the part where Alex ate the raw meat I was thinking it was water melon as well

[@itzkozmic8041]

1:39 I’d pull out the blinky if a muse pulled up to my block.

[@KIAmazethegreat]

Congratulations on 700k my Boys

[@Tragicz-685]

At 19:32 the Mr Krabs says something else when you turn on captions😂😂😂

[@omrazeen4172]

both alex and internet city went straight into the video

[@KwehKwehKweh]

24:06 as mikey took a bite of his pizza my pizza just got here watching this video worked to pass the time lets go

[@jamareonhendricks1564]

So no one else realized patchy and the Dutchman hats are upside-down

[@ChrissaTodd]

yeah i have a feeling he'd assume spongebob would know who he is because of the invitation having his name on it

[@alekmarroquin6914]

Oh boy. We headin off the deep end now.

[@gabrieljohnson8415]

This video has a wholesome silver lining because patchy is finally with SpongeBob even though he's a ghost

[@calebgreen833]

Yaaaaay thank you for reacting to it💕

[@alenamates2194]

The ending was very unexpected and very dark.

[@Geeker5M.]

Am I the only one who doesn't skip through this greatness.

[@forestduffe5576]

These theories and reactions are so exciting. U just need to know if their facts or opinions 👍

[@MhiaLee19]

I hope most people would realize that having said that SpongeBob is a show that’s made up of animals and sea creatures, talking and breathing living underwater like human beings. I would think…

[@mostar1219]

If this were true then that would imply that patchy the pirate got more game when he was dead than when he was alive

[@CassiusStelar]

Live how the arg/horror film part of this series can be seen as an allegory for giving in to trends and the algorithm and eventually selling out to a big company.

[@DonEBrooke32]

14:48 there's a theory that are severed limbs carry a piece of our soul, and that piece is waiting for us in the afterlife. so Patchy may have gotten his hand and his eye back when he passed on.

[@Shavaaa]

I think my guy will continue on to make ARG's in some form or way, he has the stuff for it

[@kdub8337]

5:24 oh I remember that when I was a little kid I thought it was kinda scary lol

[@Kevin-w9y7w]

The flying Dutchman is time hopping back and forth I do believe that's what Alex was trying to say

[@Pickles348]

Is no one gonna talk about the episode were the flying Dutchmen sends squidward to that scary hole with all the faces or weird animation? I got nightmares from that episode lol😂

[@gabrieljohnson8415]

Patchey ate the Time stone that's why he can control time and why he's glowing green

[@fangurlfriday675]

Isn’t this like The Genie and the market guy in Aladdin?

[@jefferyjocis]

I mean, how didn’t you ever notice the patchy in the Flying Dutchman sound exactly the same

[@Beast_ajshso]

19:32 bro turn on subtitles and you get this he’s a blind sex man🤣🤣

[@s-fighterclaw6386]

Lmao🤣👍

[@nomus1172]

The happy meat farms ARG reference was a little random wasn’t it? More lore?

[@Theblueberryfox]

I started the patchy the pirate fan club😊 Hope that makes him happy🎉

[@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent]

Next video: Aaron explains Mikey TRUE secert

[@landontandem1320]

"Milk's kinda nasty." "Depends where I'm at in life." Fucking... what? lol

[@HTC_Galaxyy]

I LOVE THESE THEORIES

[@deborahbarreras5377]

I AM SOO TERRIFIED WHEN I SEE PATCHY DYING WITH A PARROT HEAD!