flying in skyblock

[@grey3247]

"Imagine trying to enjoy skyblock" -This post was made by the admins

[@themoyaiman]

If only

[@jayd6621]

I laughed way to hard at this

[@Clownpissgaming]

Unrelated 9:34 Get DUNCKED onn

[@imhereforthememes500]

That applies even more because of the new hub

[@abiccity6304]

true

[@fforacomrade8433]

Imagine being one of the ghasts and seeing a flying pig coming at you 20 blocks per second

[@patateslikofte6474]

Lol

[@Corteslatinodude]

*Ghast Mom* "Son, I believe it's important to tell you this. When we go hunting" *Ghastly Jr* "I know! Don't get close to the stick people on the ground and hovering still!" *Ghastly Mom* "That too, but.....just in case. Sometimes, among the stick creature's....is one that can fly." *Ghastly jr* "!!!!! ......but, how? I never seen one fly." *Ghastly Mom* "...I don't know... it just can, but remember. Never fight it. Hide or run if you can. Promise?" *Ghastly Jr* "...I promise."

[@yoboikamil525]

My heart : Resting : *normal* Exercising : *somewhat shaking* Seeing techno flying towards me : *S T R E S S 3 0 0 0*

[@paiberz573]

@@Corteslatinodude *years later* *Ghastly Jr.* *sees technoblade* Oh noes

[@Corteslatinodude]

@@paiberz573 Ghastly Jr. "I'm in danger."

[@aethyrial3856]

“Can you fly?” “‘Yes” “What did it cost?” “Being able to touch the ground”

[@BQT17]

SanguiSamurai amazing that this is the first reply

[@eggent1925]

Same here. Another good reply is “MY FOOT!”

[@dogol284]

That is weirdly poetic

[@honziksmisery58145]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be honestly

[@samt3412]

Could you double jump before touching the ground and cancel fall damage?

[@idk-lf3dh]

Some random person: "when pigs fly" Technoblade: "and I took that personally"

[@aesign]

yes

[@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia]

Person: "HA! when pigs fly!" Me: um right now.

[@waytoobiased]

He flew. He flew.

[@aesign]

@JOHN CHAN *_1. TECHNOBLADE WOULD NOT GO TO H*LL._* *_2. AND IF HE DID THEN HE WILL LAST MUCH LONGER THAN YOU BECAUSE (A) YOU WOULD BE A COUPLE OF CIRCLES DEEPER IN H+LL AND (B) THE 1.16 UPDATE ALLOWED THE NETHER TO BE A LIVABLE SPACE WITH WOOD AND IRON AND FUEL SOURCES._* *_3. YOUR CONTENT IS ABSOLUTE SH+T AND YOU WILL NEVER GET POPULAR, SO GO GET A LIFE._*

[@finiteorion2994]

@JOHN CHAN bruhhhhh

[@cheesyboi65]

Techno: “I must go now, my people need me.” That one guy in the chat: “We are your people.”

[@laceyblue373]

Pretty much

[@lelouchlamperouge4273]

Haha relatable reddit moment big chungus.

[@Adrian_Ibraheem]

6:53

[@percythelittlegreenengine1507]

Yea

[@Syazzzrl]

666 likes

[@martian9035]

That time when Technoblade unintentionally caused a mass ritual suicide

[@papafrank2894]

Oops

[@nerfedby50percent2]

whoops

[@originalname8770]

just Tuesday.

[@jesussfavoriteginger699]

Yeah just Techno things

[@suvannath1631]

Bruh

[@cole8663]

6:57 The infamous suicide cult of technoblade jumping to their deaths after attempting to imitate their pig+ leader

[@nikvas_]

BLOOD FOR THW BLOOD GOD!

[@StarLabW]

@@nikvas_ BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[@kuhae]

Jumping off wasn't worth 800k coins

[@onstable3184]

@@nikvas_ NERDS FOR THE NERD GOD!

[@pinklemonadeschannel]

Don’t wear the purple cool boots

[@umbreonfan0369]

6:56 If someone jumped off a cliff would you follow too? Everyone in the lobby: *YES*

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@hybridvenom9]

Y E S

[@gamerarmy936]

I approve of thus message

[@Kamiigoroshii]

“People might actually start enjoying the game.” And I died.

[@chaoticclonestudios]

You died. Respawn Quit game

[@KaijuPunch]

@@chaoticclonestudios Quit

[@chaoticclonestudios]

@@KaijuPunch no

[@tomikun8057]

@@chaoticclonestudios alt f4

[@keygolem7229]

if you died how would you write this comment

[@inkvendor]

"did you reach max speed?" "yes." "and what did it cost?" "my social life."

[@andrewholodryzuk4024]

you cant lose what you never had

[@thermalthrustingjesus2648]

@@andrewholodryzuk4024 but you can go into debt

[@rinhai7o209]

Hornyman9000 lmao

[@dumbfuck_gabs]

Technoblade does not know what social life means, so it's ok

[@familygill6395]

What social life

[@hiimIan1872]

Techno: "Its very possible I overpaid for this" Skyblock players 10 months later: *paying 12mil for literally any book in the dark ah*

[@tekkstorm]

Ian1872 I went into one, saw a sharp 6 book.. and they paid 17 mil for it. Still got the flower minion I wanted for a overpay or 9 mil

[@truedarklander]

Inflation control please

[@brothdian]

HOLY I NEVER EXPECTED YOU HERE LMFAOOOO

[@TheRealK287]

Sharp 6? Wait i thought the max in vanilla was 5?

[@tekkstorm]

K287 SkyBlock has custom enchantments.

[@RovyWorth]

Remember when 250k was a lot? Now everyone has billions and auctions are pointless

[@bettergang2004]

Probably his influence. This guy can crash markets by accident

[@Pigforsale]

Then: "when pigs fly" Now: "when pigs lead a resistence"

[@littleblade9692]

Oh yea i forgot about dante

[@penguinan]

And now every1 can have a flying pif

[@yeetusdeletus6033]

when pigs take over government- oh

[@NSW_Rage]

That happens, the term is when techno dies

[@YT-md6en]

Now: when pigs destroy a whole city

[@alexgames3447]

Bow Down To The Great Technoblade The Literal “When pigs fly” Achievement And King Of The Sky

[@themessenger8656]

Lul true

[@lillye5532]

TechnoBlade has made the achievement “When Pigs Fly”

[@mistcontrol1244]

Predicted from minecraft

[@mcdonalds_romania]

@@ianboyer2224 its the top comment now

[@thetruebasedking468]

ong yes

[@Sayan_over]

Achievement unlocked: When pigs fly

[@joeybarela363]

This should legit be a achievement. Stay up in the air for 20 seconds or so

[@Sayan_over]

@@joeybarela363 it IS an actual achievement when you ride a pig and drop from a great height, killing the pig

[@UziDey]

@@Sayan_over u

[@Sayan_over]

@@UziDey me

[@UziDey]

@@Sayan_over left

[@UM14Music]

The greatest storyteller of the Minecraft community.

[@jeremy_brent]

Enter halo Communi🤦‍♂🤦‍♂ty

[@kiddosneakybeaky3934]

@@jeremy_brent bro he didn’t say “of all time”, he specified of the *Minecraft* community

[@sparkist95]

​@@jeremy_brent lol bro can't read 💀💀💀

[@darkree6454]

Fit mc

[@nickwang5237]

@@darkree6454i like his videos, but I think it’s a little slow-paced.

[@mariusahr7043]

I like how sharpness 6 goes for like 10 mil now and ppl was yelling at that guy for spending 420k. He was just smart and did an investment

[@LotusEli]

Well now that skyblock is p2w itll be even higher! :D

[@GwenThePeN]

@@LotusEli wait it is, how so. I don’t really keep up with skyblock updates

[@LotusEli]

@@GwenThePeN you can buy booster cookies for $2.50 and they sell for 700k on bazaar, you can use them to get bits which give you more items you can sell for like 500k each on ah

[@no.you.]

@@LotusEli ok boomer

[@LotusEli]

@@mistake9057 you cant max fame without paying money

[@JaxonStAnne]

Everyone: practising all week for Minecraft Monday. Technolade: flys around in skyblock and still wins easily

[@momosrighthorn]

@OverPowered that wasn't the point of the comment + if you don't like techno being decent at the game then settle it in a 1v1

[@darkeuropa7]

Spoiler alert man wth

[@xoudrion2775]

@XAndroid1 If it were solo's Techno would have 100% chance to win sadly there are teams:/

[@unitedstates4912]

@@momosrighthorn the updated combat a long time ago for a reason

[@twoteaspoons8981]

Jaxon St. Anne are you five because I don't know anyone above the age of 8 that doesn't know how to spell that badly?

[@vakez7384]

Timedeo: *sells ember rod for 100k* Technoblade: *sells raw porkchop for 100k*

[@Sad-ie6sb]

stonks

[@GetiniYT]

Technoblade: **screams in genius**

[@cosmii3341]

Phantom Vakez yes ik the diffrence is technoblades was actually a good deal

[@riceisnice672]

Then dan sells his in game bath water for 15mil

[@vakez7384]

lol

[@sirnutmeg3901]

i'm in awe at how he KNOWS all of this like... he played for HOURS not only to get all this good stuff but to Learn How to get What. he's so silly i love him

[@Skizee1]

u love his grave

[@kiddosneakybeaky3934]

@@Skizee1 man don’t break the news to this poor lad like that, but it is true uh- technoblade is not here anymore

[@rainyee-pc5lf]

@@kiddosneakybeaky3934 I’m sure op knows already they’re just leaving a nice comment prob

[@AbdulrahmanAyedRashad]

@@kiddosneakybeaky3934 q%%aqaaaqaqqqaaaa

[@AbdulrahmanAyedRashad]

@@Skizee1 ffffrttt

[@blurryface43]

"Admins Techno did something." "Oh god not again."

[@strelnagaming]

lol

[@izzyliberty8720]

"guys, we have a code pig again"

[@mikkogabriel8824]

"PORK CHOP!!!!"

[@samuelbodea]

Technoblade is dr bright but in skyblock

[@typicalcolour]

@@samuelbodea florida man but in skyblock

[@literarysincerity2080]

2:25 “do you guys ever think skyblock is just an elaborate joke by the admins to see what ridiculous thing they can convince people to do for marginally better stats” Oh, how true that ended up being. Edit: Referring to Potato War

[@bongosmcdongos4190]

I don't skyblock what did the admins do

[@Maxithicc]

Wait did something happen ?

[@portgasdann3389]

Context

[@StanislavSasin]

Oh , it's just me at 3 am

[@StanislavSasin]

Or in shower

[@hardcorelevelingwarrior6324]

Moms: Would you jump off a cliff if your friend did? Those people who followed technoblade: Yes

[@IvoryMonsterXD]

Even Better Would you jump off a cliff if *A complete stranger on the internet you've never met* did?

[@unrelatedK]

Would you jump off a cliff if a pig did?

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

@@unrelatedK when pigs fly mate

[@Dythcr]

@@someotherworldlybeing3167 oh no

[@gamingaj6575]

do it for the vine

[@eeveefan302plays6]

Technoblade: Survives on 1 hp Also him: Not even close

[@thealterlion7163]

“Why would you spend 420K in a Sharpness 6 book” Cries in 7 million per book

[@sullenshade.8045]

Lol i agree

[@axelebra]

12mil a book now

[@sullenshade.8045]

Ahhhhhh

[@sullenshade.8045]

Its just 3def

[@hiimIan1872]

Inflation control please

[@dawnredwood9433]

Here’s to the “my one chance for a screeny” guy

[@minecraftparkour2032]

We have the same last name! I've never seen someone with the same last name as me before lol

[@theghost8576]

@@minecraftparkour2032 no

[@minecraftparkour2032]

@@theghost8576 ok

[@originalname1876]

@@theghost8576 i dont get it

[@theghost8576]

stuff I guess good

[@operationsauce]

Ghast: Oh? You're Approaching Me? Instead of pulling out your bow, youre coming straight to me? Techno: I cant kill you with my cleaver without getting closer.

[@sisisit10]

W A S T H A T A M O T H E R F U C K I N G J O J O R E F E R E N C E

[@t_doll]

YES! I AM!

[@iiz5049]

OperationSauce M U D A

[@neutrogemax8494]

I Iz O R A

[@dweep9546]

Ghast: are you really going to sword me? Yes yes yes, oh my god.

[@Dokermalshinim123]

legends say he's still flying in our hearts...

[@tigergamer7035]

Truth says this is true

[@MaximillianJohnson-q9o]

he is. at least in mine.

[@ellap6828]

My mom: "If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you?" Skyblock players: *Hold my beer*

[@patateslikofte6474]

Lol

[@dylanellis3349]

Everyone’s mom

[@jamminhead]

I was the 666 like

[@qsuehi]

@@jamminhead And I was the 667 like

[@androop122]

@@qsuehi i was the 669th like

[@nameisflow]

Techno: "For the low price of 600k sugar cane, you can walk the same speed everyone else does by pressing the spacebar" Also techno: gets speedster armor

[@rileyhu9715]

ImFlow 3 of the 4 pieces too

[@mikinovak7019]

Why did he say that monster hunter is garbage though?

[@Seth-lr1ll]

@@mikinovak7019 Because it is

[@mikinovak7019]

@@Seth-lr1ll what is garbage about it? It gives good intelligence, great health, decent defence, tanks 4 hits and don't forget the ability from creeper pants and spider boots. Also you take 25% less ani deal 25%more damage.

[@rainblower458]

I think he bought it from the auction

[@watercannonscollaboration2281]

Half of the comments: when pigs fly The other half: techno changed the thumbnail again

[@alicerivers2363]

few months back it was all about "midas sword is always gonna be bad: statements that aged poorly"

[@HandleIsSoLongYoutubeCantHandl]

1%People:- *Commenting like this Comment!

[@ItsCylia]

pretty much

[@ishaanpradhan4997]

@@alicerivers2363 it still is even a livid dagger is better

[@itsfinecraftchannel5170]

When pigs can fly

[@Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan]

It's so weird and nostalgic to see older mechanics in Hypixel Skyblock.

[@kirbo-.]

No matter how much he breaks the game, the admins are 4 parallel universes ahead of him

[@whathappened5797]

I cant ruin the 69 likes

[@tobbienoe-chan3747]

@@whathappened5797 guess what

[@whathappened5797]

@@tobbienoe-chan3747 rip 69 likes

[@StillSpacey]

look what they need to mimic a fraction of his power

[@whathappened5797]

@@tobbienoe-chan3747 now there's 169 likes

[@AuroraVeil_]

Techno: this music is so bad *Jschlatt liked that*

[@jjjoshiii6659]

BROTHER

[@AuroraVeil_]

@@jjjoshiii6659 we're everywhere

[@oki.k]

EW the j is capitalized

[@rat-kun]

oh yeah, nice pfp my amigo

[@derpityverse8794]

Techno: Flexes on people that he can fly* Suicide Rate: *Goes to 110%*

[@matanaflalo5288]

You killed me XD

[@hugebuffman3619]

@@matanaflalo5288 What killed me is myself after techno flexed on me

[@ThatBowl0fRice]

Lmao

[@Leaftigger]

Lol

[@zenaidaviodor1807]

good thing this isnt the “weird comment memes that arent funny but still gets billions of likes” comments

[@jul6962]

Just hear is voice make me cry... In our heart, Technoblade never dies. Rest In Peace Techno.

[@billybobnibs]

I asked my friend for $20, he replied with “when pigs can fly” So I linked him this video.

[@noonenoone4575]

instant karma for him

[@billybobnibs]

The Royal Gamer you know it 😎

[@_lostglory]

Did he give you the money?

[@nuggetoftruth865]

@@_lostglory yeah thats what i want to know

[@NovaSpinners]

Sully: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@chiped-rex6730]

“The speed cap” Hypixel: yeah will increase when pigs fly! Technoblade: hold my beer

[@paiberz573]

We*

[@paiberz573]

It*

[@SpudRusset]

Chiped - Rex “hold my social life”

[@yukiaimissa3874]

@@SpudRusset you can't lose what you never had

[@elynxz]

@@paiberz573 That's not necessary lol

[@thirfty4449]

"midas sword is always going to be bad though" midas sword: *im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move*

[@thirfty4449]

@Blazetharkidrs Midas is arguably the best weapon as of right now. If you spend 50m it does a lot of damage

[@adabillleon8749]

Thirfty he made a pigmen sword do more damage

[@xlosure2081]

The only 2 weapons better than a 50mil midas is aotd with legendary ender dragon pet and 1bil emerald blade.

[@CinnamonOwO]

@@xlosure2081 Not true lmao

[@Tr1bbles]

@@CinnamonOwO It's true

[@theinterrogated4520]

6:34 this hits different now rest in peace king

[@gd-of5lq]

Kingdom of Heaen is still a government after all.

[@clnne]

EVERY "...WHEN PIG FLIES" COMMENT THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE INVALID BY THIS VIDEO.

[@DokkanWeeb]

true

[@friendlyneighborsaucegiver9566]

xD

[@turkishcockroach12]

Not actually, he flied once before you newbies

[@galaxycube1016]

Does that include yours too?

[@NotRainbow_]

I can’t believe Techno changed his thumbnail again for them youtube recommendations

[@gaurisharma8551]

well I got the excuse of rewatching it because of that reason.

[@taeveonethelegendaryplayer8952]

Omg when I saw the thumbnail I thought something was off also

[@Bhammy]

That's what I thought happened

[@jolynecujoh2694]

I’ve seen the original thumbnail so much and yet I can’t remember it

[@Bhammy]

@@jolynecujoh2694 it was the same except at night

[@kareemedon5687]

"I'm probably over paying for this ender artifact" now 5mill for one

[@snf8151]

now 10 mil, and 9 mil for sharp 6 and 1.5 mil for prot 6 LOL

[@rtrrr3243]

@@snf8151 na like 4mil for prot 6

[@snf8151]

@@rtrrr3243 ye I was wrong lol

[@lanuwu]

Snf just get it now, who knows if its 50 mil for one in the future? and well look back and say, damn, a couple mil for one was cheap dude.

[@flubbybubbygaming3656]

And now it's twenty mil

[@qocket]

When all those players followed him up the mountain, it was like a biblical epic. Rest in peace, king of Skyblock.

[@DDP-Gaming]

Rest In Peace Techno, in a much better place now than a Skyblock lobby

[@mrinsightful9217]

True, true.

[@kirak1314]

He deserves it

[@manipules]

Is there such a place that’s better

[@manipules]

@@spoon794 let’s hope but better then a skyblock lobby is a bit of a stretch

[@theheroofmagicical628]

WAAAAA

[@Quetip]

One day he'll change the thumbnail on "proof I don't auto-click" and get 100 million views

[@MrAwesomeVVV]

That's the day the world ends. No one should have that much power

[@MattDawgGaming]

It might get 100 mill views on its own lmao

[@mr.clockwork]

True

[@LRexChess]

I ruined the 666 likes

[@AllanDexter14]

Yep

[@uniteneedssleep7010]

Quite literally flying high o7, technoblade never dies. He lives on in our memories

[@lewytwa7624]

True, fly high🕊️🙏

[@vodugue6634]

He's going to fly to God and make him hesitate. Rest in peace Alex.

[@doodooballs98123]

o7

[@randomhuman3098]

o7

[@nicoborken9963]

o7

[@oserty]

1:11 "after genociding countless spiders i finally had enough string" as he takes like 1/5 of his string stash. the guy just needed an excuse to genocide spiders

[@arxy.]

1:48 simps trying to get Pokimane to read their 10000 dollar donarion

[@ytivogaming2677]

LMAO

[@variablevs]

LMAO TRUEEEEE

[@iamabird4413]

True do XD

[@wayne7610]

Omg yes

[@oleiosocool]

true

[@DanMan]

*changes thumbnail* extra million views

[@derpmandeer]

hmmmmm

[@saturnsaturday]

since you are verified I will pretend to know who you are

[@tfulookingat55]

HEYYYY IM SUBBED

[@ZlashR]

Hi Dan

[@juicyguyzer]

yes

[@speeder.x9983]

POV: you witnessed techno change the thumbnail for more views

[@audreygouletlessard7762]

I prefer the old tumbnail to be honest I don’t like change ok

[@Pumpkil]

What was the previous thumbnail?

[@alex2005z]

He didnt do it for more views. He said that the guy who made the potato war 3 thumbnail stole his art from someone else, so techno changed it. The same guy probably made the thumbnail for this. And techno didnt want to give him credit if he stole it

[@Vib3s2]

Yes

[@minbeichen1826]

Yes

[@nervix7096]

God: *Sends Techno to hell* Techno: *flies out of hell* God: *runs away to avoid getting stabbed in the face* Techno: *stabs God in the face*

[@Blackcat666c]

accurate

[@irandomtp]

Technoblade: *wins MC Monday twice in a row Also Technoblade: *uploads himself uselessly flying in skyblock *creates cult who jumps to their death off a mountain *kills ghasts with a sword and falls to his death Seems ‘bout right...

[@chriswong8821]

Technoblade: Imagine using a bow to kill ghasts The Minecraft community: Am I a joke to you? Technoblade: Well yes, but actually yes.

[@boldofyoutoassumeicanthink1064]

2019 techno

[@boldofyoutoassumeicanthink1064]

What a legend

[@kevinchang]

comment sedtion: overusing meme formats also comment section: misusing meme formats o wait

[@pyrrehraus6571]

Nobody: I don't think this meme format is overused

[@cloud3037]

Then: “when pigs fly...” Now: (news headline) pig accidentally caused mass suicide in block game

[@swizzycheezy119]

But was it really an accident tho

[@IvoryMonsterXD]

@@swizzycheezy119 accidentally on purpose

[@F.M06]

@@IvoryMonsterXD no no no more like I meant to do that not accidentally on purpose :D

[@el-nathan]

i have mastered the DIE -Sun Tzu - The Art of DIE

[@bryanr9729]

Techno: Please.. just give me wise... my coinss.. Me: *laughs in Terraria Goblin*

[@bluediamond7966]

Yeah that's about right. As someone who has sunk around 2k hours into terraria I can confirm.

[@quinn3109]

The reforge villager 8s more 9f a scsmm than the tinkerer

[@bluediamond7966]

@@quinn3109 Please speak English.

[@kirashere]

s p e nd s 3 platnium on gooD enCHANTs gEtS bEttER SWoRd in 15 minUTeS

[@T0NI_]

@@bluediamond7966 translated to English: The reforge villager is more of a scam.

[@Jackbar987]

Its crazy seeing techno saying hes overpaying for an ender artifact aat 500k when now its goes for like 420mil lmao

[@elijahsusername]

Idea for the admins: Have a special island located up in the sky that gives out speed talismans for staying in the air for as long as possible. The different trials will have smaller areas, or will be filled with enemies, or something like that. I don't know why I felt like putting it in a Technoblade comment section would make it reality, but it seems validating to show the three people looking back at the comments to see that I came up with this.

[@averageinternettroll]

This will never happen. Boom validation destroyed

[@elijahsusername]

@@averageinternettroll Nobody is impressed with you putting down my ideas. Boom validation destroyed (x2 Combo)

[@st4s.and.fl0w3rs]

@@elijahsusername OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[@bcfz1111]

Good idea, but almost definelty won’t happen

[@ashleyharley3606]

nice

[@stalkerturtle4801]

flying in skyblock hypixel: its illeg- technoblade: *OUTRUNS BAN*

[@keffery]

outflies ban*

[@chaotichoe2759]

Amazing Muffin Little do u know he actually did not die but s life for a life Techno being a higher life form killed everything around him the second he hit the ground with out taking any damage

[@zaczac5281]

Wait... That's illegal.

[@NEEDABETTERNAMEYT]

@@seancasey6472 pay attention to his coins during the vid they cut in half a lot meaning he dies

[@pezman789]

Amazing Muffin actually he could’ve jumped servers right before he died soooo

[@LennyCHJ]

Techonoblade, pig of flight, king of the skies, destroyer of ghasts, conquerer of admins

[@algebrascout3949]

Gotta love how you spelled ~Technoblade~

[@LennyCHJ]

@@algebrascout3949 sorry my slaves typed that

[@arianas0714]

Sounds like a Sabaton song

[@ultranine]

Mr. Mister He’s flying higher The King of the skies He’s flying too fast And he’s flying too high

[@OrangeC7]

Techonoblade is Technoblade's anime name

[@sasharooney-kozak3215]

The techno was more than a KZbinr a inspiration

[@mrinalinishubra243]

He protect He atacc But Most Importantly He flies without hacc

[@bigsej7690]

no hacc

[@xngwmestm4289]

he flies without crack*

[@bigsej7690]

mmmmm yes

[@snfriedm]

xnGwmes TM ya never know

[@zhipeizhou5582]

xnGwmes TM *cracc

[@potatowithinternetaccess8594]

To everybody who has ever said “When pigs fly”, you made a promise Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS-

[@JocaPlays87]

Good thing where i live they say "when cows cough"

[@unclebobbi6084]

FBI open up

[@potatowithinternetaccess8594]

@@JocaPlays87 *coughs in cow*

[@JocaPlays87]

@@potatowithinternetaccess8594 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@patchedout___3195]

@Deuse Juice what?

[@bruh1dc]

"Hardened diamond" "Hardened diamond" "Hardened diamond" "Hardened diamond" "okay everyone here is broke" Me: laughs in broke

[@rohankishibe3696]

*sad lapis armor noises*

[@NaxDucky]

Scoffs in 3/4 strong Tara

[@redberriescereal8465]

Jumbled MegaDerp kind of smirks in young set

[@Alvionalx]

sad normal armor noises

[@dosb5270]

Patrick ? smirks in full sup and epic dragon pet

[@fatgamerthatdoesnthavealif5992]

When they say pigs dont fly💀

[@FBI-le1py]

Surely this is enough to prove that Technoblade is a literal divine pig living amongst the human society.

[@Arehandoro.]

Or should we say... *Ladies And Gentlemen... WE GOT 'EM*

[@mathisanidioticsport6969]

Your everywhere wth

[@harisrazzaque9772]

says the FBI itself.

[@toastyanivia9044]

So all the people who made bets saying they'd do something "When pigs fly" better start paying up ;)

[@ratbat1072]

Techno isnt a pig, hes a god

[@Kamiey]

Technoblade: * Shows cool thing in Skyblock which is really fun * Hypixel: It's time to nerf, so skyblock is more normal.

[@CookieClicker3]

correction: more boring

[@bruhmachine6435]

@@CookieClicker3 correction: no correction needed

[@balancemaster55]

Elijaha White Crocco no it was needed you dingus.

[@StuckProcessing]

@@balancemaster55 Toxic

[@geek-ish6758]

The part of this video that hurts me the most is that he was able to get an Ender Artifact for 510k They cost over 20m today

[@ravenplayz2447]

40mil rn

[@quekst6165]

@@ravenplayz2447 80m now

[@ravenplayz2447]

@@quekst6165 what I haven’t been playin sb for a while now lol

[@AnEnderNon]

bro he could have dyed some random sets green and made trillions

[@irishchriswolf1284]

I wish that was the most painful part of the bid

[@omarwasiem1223]

Some random dude: that's when pigs fly Technblade: here ya go

[@erikpalmer354]

When will the comment section stop being “when pigs fly“ comments? Answer: When pigs fly

[@randomperson9797]

So, a year ago?

[@TheDestroyerG7X]

@Ashwin Haripurkar shut up you obnoxious creature

[@adrianh4151]

@@TheDestroyerG7X ikr

[@on37vn94]

Right now because techno changed the thumbnail 😂

[@hrianboyer928]

True answer: when he changes the thumbnail and everyone comes back

[@aidddan]

TimeDeo: Did you do it? Techno: Yes.. TimeDeo: What did it cost? Techno Magma Boots

[@4P5MC]

I'm guessing (hoping) there was a platform out of sight that the boots fell on to.

[@TrapConnoisseur.]

Foreshadowing JUMPS TO THE VOID WITH MAX COINS

[@flynnhinchcliffe8423]

Techno: being smart about items and stuff Me having no idea what he’s on about: I like ur funny words magic man

[@avnishshrivastava2272]

Relatable af

[@ekkeu6204]

@@avnishshrivastava2272 start playing skyBlock then

[@aesign]

669 likes

[@mello9586]

Relatable

[@_DoorStop_]

@@ekkeu6204 ah yes Spend vast amounts of money on a pc just to play Minecraft Hypixel Skyblock

[@ThePharaqh]

I watch these old videos in my free time and it brings a tear to my eye. Fly high Techno 🕊

[@leoplays550]

Hello

[@RiceDumplings21]

Technoblade: Flying in Skyblock Sidebar Objective: *collect farming resources*

[@azuquirtle]

'the problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness" -sonic probably

[@vagameraltyt4626]

Lmao "probably"

[@underscoredfrisk]

"Fortnite might have a ninja, but we have a pig." -Simon 2k19 (A flying pig)

[@pitt505]

Where did he say that? Thats great lmfao

[@somewhat_human]

fortnite bad ok likes go here 👇

[@qxarts3896]

Bill Berger He said that on twitter lmao

[@aa-xj8os]

A pig with hot elbows

[@squadfan6435]

While flying to heaven techno had no wings, he had spider boots with ultimate wise 5 and a grappling hook AND 99999999999999999 mana

[@friendsza9711]

Techno: *Pays 200k for a sharp 6* "It's very possible I over payed for this." People now: ASDJHAGHFAWF GOTTA BID 18 MILLION ON A FLOWER MINION, CMON, CMON

[@LilCPlays]

Ikr

[@goldensamurai2841]

ans the relic too. he just made more than 90m right then.

[@AnEnderNon]

@@goldensamurai2841 i mean, he could have dyed a couple of lapis sets green and made hundreds of billions of coins XD

[@mango7753]

i bought a flower minion for 7mil and sold it for 44

[@No_OneHere]

“The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness” -Sun Tzu, The art of skyblock

[@RealWardenAnimations]

"This is great 👍" -Sun Tzu, The art of commenting

[@rockerattribute]

"borgr 🧀" -Sun Tzu, The art of dumbass

[@shyjukmv5187]

im rlly late -sun tzu,the art of late

[@theboss-by5gd]

"ratio+techNO+L+dontcare" ~Sun Tzu, The art of keyboard warriors

[@raainber]

technoblade: sells a porkchop for hundreds of thousands me: ok i don't know what to say here i bought the porkchop

[@OfficialKWYT]

Isn’t that cannibalism

[@siriuslywastaken]

Golden Freddy techno didn't eat it so it's capitalism not cannibalism

[@OfficialKWYT]

R U Sirius Oh thx

[@FishwicksREAL]

U didn't buy it

[@t.g.7449]

@@FishwicksREAL he did i was there and lost the bet i didn't have that much

[@tommystadler9313]

dude seeing a ender artifact go for 500k is insane when its like 300m now

[@subscribetomefornoreasonpl7462]

Apparently having 4x speed and flying is not difficult for technoblade But uploading weekly is a struggle.

[@xoudrion2775]

couldn't agree more lmao

[@NotGiovanni]

I upload almost daily O:)

[@xoudrion2775]

@@NotGiovanni Maybe so but your latest video is about thing techno covered with passion

[@sillylilly719]

he is uploading weekly tho?? If we count the mc monday thing

[@xoudrion2775]

@@sillylilly719 1000 IQ play right here

[@eah6911]

Theres now dragon armor with high intelligence and lowers mana usage by 50% for everything.

[@Fizz-Q]

Technoblade: *im flying speed man*

[@gravity_cow]

But is it made out of enchanted orphans

[@Fizz-Q]

@HooDaVie oh oh bad news

[@french_bread_gud7046]

Admins killed this set bonus too

[@Fizz-Q]

@@french_bread_gud7046 AJJAJA DUNGEONS REFORGES ND GODLY IS DEAD

[@franekbielecki1377]

Stay strong techno, hope you get well as soon as possible, cancer ain't shit for you. Technoblade never dies!

[@tossked6646]

Techno never dies!!!!!!!!

[@ZIBY_o1]

Techno never dies!!!

[@untitled_2935]

Techn never dies

[@rgxyz1233]

Technoblade nevah dies

[@aryapatel1932]

I actually had cancer b4, so I know what the poison feels like

[@moiracollum9391]

All I have to say techno, is a respectful "F". Rest in peace techno

[@Dippy-vr]

Why did you comment this. It’s been almost a year since he died. There’s no point

[@DCmod]

​@@Dippy-vrdeath is immortal, time isn't. One year, 3 years, 10 years, it doesn't matter. When someone grieves, they grieve for life, but it gets smaller as life goes on. Leave people's life alone.

[@bronopaly9835]

“Aaaaaaaannnndddd it’s the Midas sword again aaaaaaannnnndddd one cares about you your useless.” -technoblade a few months ago or something

[@scrub9500]

dude is it just me or do you guys get 200 times smarter when listening to techno talk

[@nexuss7231]

I watch and listen to his streams when I'm studying because it relaxes me.

[@Messi-ce4mv]

I got 200 times dumber when I listen to dream or anyone else on the dream team

[@debraa2178]

ur almost at 99 likes

[@nexuss7231]

@@debraa2178 I'm the 99th

[@SU1_cidalDadbro]

you are granted a brain enchant and a temporary intelligence buff whenever you watch a techno video. the problem is that that videos are so rare, and when you watch old ones you don’t get as much enchants or buffs.

[@ahebeshere5842]

“No one likes the Midas sword” Few months later: *literally everywhere in the auction house

[@sevensrefrain]

everyone ran out of things to spend for so midas sword is the true endgame

[@helper_bot]

a billion potato.

[@gnezlukc]

That's cuz summoning eyes dien't exist so really there was no easy way to get money fast. The game was way less inflated.

[@dylanmellerio2161]

Midas the best rn

[@notkim16]

@@helper_bot true

[@NedDamrauer-q9w]

Techno would have cried tears of joy learning about the racing helmet item.

[@hidoxy1]

Technoblade back with his weekly uploads to keep his Pig+ rank.... WHAT A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!

[@ericjoo2619]

No techoblade is uploading every 3 days so that even better

[@shevrett2658]

The upload schedule has been fixed

[@fancysheep1016]

Just wait for summer vacation to be over

[@ericjoo2619]

I know but still

[@friendlyneighborsaucegiver9566]

It's only like this since its summer vacation but once school starts he probably won't upload like this

[@elimaybe3752]

It’s 2020 and technoblade has figured out how to teleport in real life.

[@syochee2]

its 2021 and technoblade has figured out how to see the 4th dimension

[@xshadow2042]

It's 2302 and technoblade is.... dead...

[@swagerdawg995]

xXxMrFluffyxXx Impossible. Technoblade neva diessss

[@syochee2]

@@xshadow2042 technoblade never dieeessssssss

[@wtfimcrying]

Technoblade nevaaa diesss

[@unbow]

Somebody: Technoblade just teamed with DanTDM Me: Yea sure, when pigs fly.

[@DaFazGuy]

-_-

[@ausarthevile2970]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@eatrocks6704]

so its happening?

[@ero.n]

@@eatrocks6704 it already did in the month the comment was posted. So yeah bruh moment

[@eatrocks6704]

@@ero.n that was a joke -_-

[@cool_indian_dude]

The fact, I kinda felt sad for the kid's whose stuff was taken after they fell to their death and they are just like " Plzz give my stuff, I am gonna cry "

[@Walmart_Discount]

The ghast: Haha I’m flying away u can’t get me Techno: flys to them Ghast: oh no

[@rockerattribute]

*HHHHHHHHHHHH UNO REVERSE CARD HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* -Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@subscribetomefornoreasonpl7462]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly, Hypixel will never take his rank bacc

[@rps8730]

Dude when you said he got pig rank bacc. He never lost it

[@rps8730]

And you don’t have 10k subs

[@tofu5086]

@@rps8730 r/ wooooooooooooosh

[@raggy5328]

@@tofu5086 R/wosh

[@lostmane7179]

@@raggy5328 r/woosh

[@imaagamer7011]

Does techno secretly work with schlatt? Techno said the song in the auction sucks and that song was stal

[@sarcasticdoorknob8061]

Nobody likes stal lmao

[@uxft4235]

I was trying to see if anyone would realize that lmao

[@Dysll]

Am I the only one that thinks Technoblade should get on SMPLive

[@BNS_OP]

you're not that would be amazing.

[@Nugcon]

He's trying to get in the server

[@Frozen-Ice]

Now hes flying irl.

[@Frozen-Ice]

RIP king..

[@-Boba-123-]

R.I.P

[@Petra_val]

I love how, after Deo jumps into the void, their money goes from 47K to 700.

[@grqfes]

that is only technos personal purse so he probably just deposited it

[@Petra_val]

@@grqfes oooh, that makes sense

[@DrSloth]

I've watched your skyblock series like 9 times. You need to keep making these. They are so funny and cool at the same time

[@rattledthe2nd716]

Same

[@Shmooley]

yes

[@ekto3687]

Yes

[@DOJMAN123]

WARP SPEED LATER IDIOTS

[@ck157O]

Techno isn’t dead, he’s simply flying to heaven. Rest In Peace.

[@skilless5188]

He is going to fight the gods cause he got bored with simple humans.

[@bruhisgod7037]

hopefully his mana doesnt run out

[@WafflesACat]

I like to believe he also got a famous youtube channel in heaven. "the heaven skyblock experience" "god tries to troll me but i troll him" "Avenging Jesus [HEAVEN SMP]"

[@turtlemilk7092]

He ascended to Heaven and launching a War against God

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

quick question, can you still fly like this in skyblock, or have they considered it a bug and patched it?

[@haroldtheharpoon3662]

0:10 my heart is broken rest in peace