the fastest man in skyblock

[@Technoblade]

im deleting "OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??" comments because the only person allowed to recycle the same joke that many times is ME

[@timenow_5]

so fast

[@hardcore511]

Oof

[@exfiltrati0n]

WAOIT HOLD DIDN'T U DIE?!

[@jimhalpert9803]

@@chenzb07 no dude. Yoou can't. You're a slave to us

[@RIPstarri]

i enjoy techno allen

[@WarDocx]

5 years since the upload, and KZbin recommends your video again out of nowhere.. we miss you King, but the blade never dies.

[@coolpandaguy]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@nightlypiano41]

Glad to see i'm not the only one

[@MarcusAmacher-or7lv]

⁠@@nightlypiano41we’re never alone on this channel

[@lestegg7357]

​@@MarcusAmacher-or7lv True that

[@AlejandroHernandez-xx3ci]

@@nightlypiano41your never alone

[@abbeysimpson9611]

"enchanted orphans" can you imagine going to an orphanage and everyone is just glowing minecraft style

[@felixschreave354]

Cursed

[@Xioverze]

i did not need to see that at 8AM but ok

[@phoenixgamer10gaming18]

An Orphan sword... Like a pigman sword, Enchanted pork. Enchanted grilled pork Enchanted orphan.ENCHANTED GRILLED ORPHAN

[@SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N]

Take them all and then craft the young dragons head

[@sanswithagun7368]

Just don’t make any dad jokes

[@Zaulhunter]

“Enchanted orphans” well their parents must have had the curse of vanishing then

[@CEOGames]

that's a like.

[@astralhelix3041]

Bruhhhhhh

[@minecracktyler]

I-

[@zen8233]

*How can a comment be so dark and cursed but sensible at the same time*

[@Zaulhunter]

Zen I don’t know

[@Kevin_Kukk]

He was truly the fastest man in skyblock. Rest well.

[@dawnbreaker7253]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES, HE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE IN OUR HEARTS

[@LuanNguyen-ml6qw]

That is true

[@Anonymous67]

*beep*

[@mr.amongus5210]

@@dawnbreaker7253 yea so true

[@UnionPacific3977]

He left our lives as fast as he could run...

[@brianlam5847]

now that i think about it, Young Dragon armor is literally made from orphaned dragon

[@Kirboru]

nice

[@pulsarcubes]

wait what? how is it orphaned

[@31kb36]

Because the old dragon died

[@pulsarcubes]

CSGaming it isn’t canon that old dragon is his dad

[@silv2309]

I will protect every dragon

[@jesmundgatpandan3781]

"I'm a nice guy, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did" This man's humor is through the roof

[@forgottensouls1736]

ikr

[@cadbanesfavoritehat5655]

So many things wrong with that one sentence.

[@outtaideas849]

@@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 It's womderft

[@missing234]

@@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 what's wrong with slavery and animal harm?

[@Vexxel256]

@@missing234 its because those radical leftist northener american communists treat both of them like crimes (This is a joke btw)

[@ripe_cap2873]

"Im a good person! I didn't even kill those pigs my slaves did!" - Techno, one of the internet’s greatest heroes. May he rest well.

[@Windja69]

Dude that’s gotta be one of the funniest clips i’ve ever seen

[@d1nodray]

Chaotic good

[@MingoPJ]

You forgot about Jesus 😭

[@Superman_officiaI]

@@MingoPJ jesus was not internet active

[@MingoPJ]

@@Superman_officiaI He edited it.

[@budderbro1395]

I love how everyone started to yell "Ban him" in chat when he started going mach 3

[@Likeusb1]

No, not mach 3. Mach 50. He legitimately can warp from one map location to another in 0.5 seconds.

[@shinypikagaming]

He gets called a hacker no matter what game mode he plays!

[@josephjoestar5861]

@@originaljoke-y5f nice pfp

[@Est.-.]

@@originaljoke-y5f nice pfp

[@anormous6903]

that was said by one person.

[@ezekiel2869]

"Legenendary endgane armor crafted out of enchanted orphans" Hypixel: WRITE THAT DOWN!!

[@acidtimejams8208]

then they added dungeon armor made with enchanted orphans

[@DexFire1115]

@@acidtimejams8208 which one?

[@Sorta8]

@@DexFire1115 *Young dragon armor is made out of orphans*

[@lunaticbyte]

@@Sorta8 holy

[@aclzrufxzclnhoaiucmmsoghcl4844]

@@lunaticbyte no adaptive

[@okthissuswow2707]

technoblade: spends 3 real life days in minecraft trying to get a head that grants speed skyblock admins: 1 % s p e e d

[@akw.lol.]

Just get 400 talisman with 1 percent speed

[@jessely3403]

@@akw.lol. You do know that you would have to kill 40 thousand bats then... Right?

[@akw.lol.]

@@jessely3403 yes, thats skyblock, grind for years just for slightly better stuff

[@jessely3403]

@@akw.lol. um. lol..? i guess?

[@masterdoge987]

@@jessely3403 talismans don’t stack

[@nervix7096]

Sonic: "I'm the fastest thing alive." Technoblade: "Hold my potatoes."

[@jacksonbaye7920]

o7

[@flappeercraft7979]

About that

[@Gem_catT]

LOL

[@d1nodray]

@@flappeercraft7979 ...

[@NoEyeDeerAnimation]

Nah sonic reads TheFLASH COMICS CUS HES DA FASTEST

[@yo_imarat8189]

I absolutely love how he has the same tone of voice the whole time Until he wants to achieve a talisman from bats

[@gidselo]

Dustvio YT im ur 100th like :)

[@yo_imarat8189]

ZacEchizenGamer Thanks!

[@danielbeauchot1217]

@@yo_imarat8189 im ur 741 like :)

[@yo_imarat8189]

Daniel Beauchot Thanks

[@Xavagery]

"I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"

[@mrinfinity5557]

"the low price of 600 thousand sugarcane" idk techno, i mean its pretty cheap compared to your 500 MILLION potatoes

[@vinceblake5094]

this is technoblade we are talking about

[@Hose_10]

Yes

[@orangecitron4367]

L o L

[@Caligtag]

I mean- i don’t know what to *say.*

[@orangecitron4367]

@@Caligtag lol edited

[@arcticphoenix4546]

Funny thing is that he could've gotten the night saver to keep his island always night.

[@orangecitron4367]

I think it was coming soon.?

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

I think it was coming soon also time still passes (see the time on the sidebar)

[@purplekittenyt670]

bruh it was a year ago

[@legendaryseal2430]

3:26 did anyone notice he had 17 ender pearls instead of 16

[@purplekittenyt670]

@@legendaryseal2430 technohacker

[@AXZOR-of1no]

“I’m a good person,I didn’t do it, my slaves did it” -Technoblade

[@SunnierVoyage97]

Lol

[@pickleperson6031]

Friends: let’s hang out Me: can’t, I gotta farm enchanted orphans

[@p_eabean]

That’s made out of 160 other orphans

[@potatismos6657]

As I do not have friends this is not a problem for me

[@excell_1786]

An enchanted orphanage will be made out of 160 enchanted orphans

[@pasta9914]

@Aidan Penaherrera Or you can get the terrorist minion which burns 30 orphanges every 5 hours

[@ThatOneGuy-qw1xx]

Friend: I have pie. Me: WE HAVE PERMISSION TO ACTIVATE WARP SPEED

[@gamingnubs7628]

"Enchanted Orphans" Oh how much humans have evolved, yet, we fall quicker than a bomb.

[@quinn3109]

I busted out of laughen at that point

[@ZAYKONN]

Just... Why?

[@jjjaaayyyy_]

quicker than the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor

[@chrislol8008]

@@quinn3109 has that ever been said before?

[@hts9060]

Not the thought that went through my mind when I heard this, but it’ll do.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Enchanted orphans" really need to enchant their parents with *curse of binding* next time

[@soosun653]

A little bit late to the party Mr.IAmEverywhere

[@lynnxia7668]

Better late than never

[@clawsy4022]

a

[@kalakastodus]

1 year late brother

[@plain5858]

my bruhtha you kinda late here.

[@rgbtoaster9409]

Why can’t I just rewatch technos videos without people reminding me of his passing

[@timox8]

Dont look in the comments

[@themechanicalvee5244]

It's because people don't know how to move on from a parasocial relationship.

[@waccness449]

@@themechanicalvee5244 LMFAO truest shit I heard all day

[@ezflex]

Saaaaaaaame

[@NubE-Co]

@@themechanicalvee5244 it's because no one knows what a fken social relationship is because they are all people so lonely at school and home to the point they resort to turning into junkies using Nyquil to stay happy. Then the suddenly unexpected dea... retirement* happened then they all mounted and haven't moved on. As Sun Zu never said "Strong-willed people thrive better", that is certainly better for people like @rgbtoaster9409 .

[@idkJoey0]

Wait... Legendary Endgame armor crafted out of enchanted orphans...? *Young Dragon has entered the chat*

[@blockymaster90]

Joey Woey *WISE DRAGON*

[@drawer1554]

*WISE DRAGON*

[@blockymaster90]

can this piece of meat get 1000 subs *DID U COPY ME?!*

[@paulshereshaw6092]

Once I had 103 dirt blocks in a stack, weard glitch

[@drawer1554]

Blocky Master sorry I didn’t see your comment

[@ಠಿ_ಠ-ಯ1ಭ]

"I'm a good person" and "my slaves did" in a single phrase is just not right

[@Pji56]

In a single statement that makes sense and is right

[@xem_ity]

I’m a good person even tho I didn’t donate to charity, but my slaves did, paid slaves. I did it, it sounds normal- kinda

[@meechsanims]

My slaves did get paid about 30 dollars an hour for their hard work, and I let them quit when they wanted to, so I think I'm a good person.

[@Pji56]

@@meechsanims slaves don’t get paid if you paid them they’re workers

[@meechsanims]

@@Pji56 I was gonna tack that on but it had to be in one sentence

[@ozzyp0p153]

“Speed is the only stat I care about” 1 year later *spends months farming potatoes to beat a child* rest in peace legend

[@zsivkovicsmate8747]

Yes no

[@abirb5384]

Well yes but actually no

[@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б]

*Potato Farming speed*is also speed so...

[@Murasaki_Saya]

He also used speed to farm it

[@Chris-co3le]

Just a few months later and squid is like over 18 sooo older than you

[@GalaxyShukkah]

KZbin recommended me this today which made me miss him even more but also made me happy that his videos are still getting recommended to people even after being gone

[@shubhamlahoti5461]

Technoblade: **has 17 Ender pearls in his inventory** Me: *wait that’s illegal*

[@ethanbalaskas6541]

7:25 uhh you mean 55

[@MinusZaxis]

Because he got them from minions

[@ebgurif]

@@MinusZaxis but then they turn into stacks of 16

[@MattsAlive]

Nothing is in skyblock

[@PlatinumPlsOC]

MrHotSandWich this video was 1 year ago

[@tekkins]

“Legendary armor made out of enchanted orphans” -Techno 2019

[@sodiboo]

uhm achtuallie it wood eb enchanted orhpahn metablocks

[@bunnyjr6383]

bruh i've already gotten so much progress, i got like 10 double chests of enchanted orphans just waiting for the craft

[@domeen0gt895]

damn thats a lot of orphans .____________.

[@bunnyjr6383]

@@domeen0gt895 more like thats a huge double chest to have that many e n c h a n t e d orphans in

[@kugelblitzingularity304]

If harry potter became an armour

[@linagn8781]

It took you 220k coins to get wise on your full set, it took me 240k to get wise on my boots. Thank you hypixel.

[@Dakodyyy]

Linagn very cool

[@Dakodyyy]

Big Boss very cool

[@Aaron-rt9vl]

@@poghogdogfrog You are very lucky then😮

[@Aaron-rt9vl]

@@poghogdogfrog Still very lucky compared to me

[@willhblob1171]

aannnddd it took me 7500 to get wise on my chestplate lmao

[@Chickfillaforlife]

Anyone getting recommended this 5 year's later. Technblade never dies

[@abebuenodemesquita8111]

techno: "speed is the only stat i care abt" also techno: "He only averaged 8 hrs of farming per day while i averaged 11"

[@CEOGames]

What a casual, am I right?

[@yehonatanduek8705]

Potatoes aren't a stat, they're a lifestyle.

[@user-dh8oi2mk4f]

Yehonatan Duek farming is a stat I think

[@yehonatanduek8705]

@@user-dh8oi2mk4f potato farming is beyond stats, nothing can capture its value.

[@paulsd9255]

Speed does boost his manual farming though.

[@woahdude5553]

RIP Technoblade. You were an incredible person.

[@RyanRoadReaper]

woah dude and that's when Technoblade became the founder of KFC

[@NXE212]

And he said they don't have right sooo

[@itssoulz2131]

Pigs 2019-2019

[@return3116]

Lmfao.

[@return3116]

@@esai2152 bruvh

[@wyvrn1315]

Here me out, but *Imagine if Technoblade used a steering wheel, while being the fastest man in skyblock*

[@eidolon9012]

Yes

[@thomasholder4917]

TECHNO PLANE AND TECHNOCAr

[@clintrichor2127]

@@thomasholder4917 get tf out nO

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

hypixel would just make a racetrack island specifically for technoblade to do that lmao

[@garyconners4546]

That's so dumb that its smart

[@BloodSlayer429]

The fastest man alive to ever win our hearts with he's humor and cool moments this is one of my favorite videos of The Blade. Rest easy King 👑

[@JamesRice_idfk]

No replies?

[@BloodSlayer429]

@@JamesRice_idfk well I don't care for replies XD I just Miss Techno since he is one of the Inspirations that got me doing KZbin

[@JamesRice_idfk]

@@BloodSlayer429 yeah i just kinda find it funny you had 500 likes but no replies

[@jay57145]

F techno

[@maomao8903]

"I hear a tiny idot flying around, where is he?" -Technoblade, 2019

[@ajzhunt]

when tommy gets elytra

[@harveylunt4613]

Technoplane

[@dahmarkus]

.... the flying word in ur comment @Nula Kano it’s floating not flying he said floating

[@ecxdee]

@@ajzhunt lmao so hard

[@Demian1]

lol

[@txtp]

2:31 “technically the plural of talisman is talismans but that sounds really stupid so I’m not gonna say it” says the English major Edit: fixed a spelling mistake

[@scitheme3831]

When you have a high enough level in the English skill tree english will bend to your will.

[@Anonymous-xb2yb]

when you defy english when you're studying it

[@ghost_animates7926]

*t a l i s m e n*

[@relevantduck1294]

T a i l s m e n s

[@megulag]

He says he's an english major, but little does he know it's pronounced mens not mans

[@Syndiate__]

3:48 *17 ender pearls in inventory* Me: *Wait, that's illegal*

[@noahryding]

Syndiate i was also gonna comment that omfg

[@yoboikamil525]

Welcome to skyblock

[@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs]

Well This is Skyblock

[@anaccount4354]

This comment is stolen from a comment from 3 months ago... And I think that one was stolen too.

[@Syndiate__]

@@anaccount4354 Well, if there was a comment like this one, I didn't mean to steal it.

[@samjplayseverything5392]

Coming back here after years is such a nostalgic trip. May he rest well

[@Xavagery]

"I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"

[@cooleKinder]

Bruh i read this when that scne ecame up

[@ln6373]

@@cooleKinder same

[@treshkun6257]

Fate???

[@monke6912]

You get corona effect

[@colable6826]

“Some new legendary endgame armor crafted from enchanted orphans” -Technoblade 2019

[@dedenyt]

Ripping of other comments, huh?

[@krimzana8128]

@@dedenyt everyone's quoting him shut up

[@awasd99]

1 Enchanted orphan are made out of 1 stack of teho head,1stack of skeleton head and 1 skeleron minion

[@eliiNya]

i knew there would be a comment about this

[@kenlim6485]

Woah, you watched the video?

[@foreverless71]

“That emerald set is gonna be worthless, while i’m still gonna be too fast to handle.” *Young Dragon Set laughs in speed*

[@williamgraystone3288]

Young dragon is poggers

[@フリッシュ]

Yep

[@paggity977]

@Videoms hi

[@wiblr2398]

wise:

[@37cats]

The end did not exist back then

[@rateocleo3622]

5 years since upload, I miss u man

[@urrmil]

+1% SpEeD after 3 real life days of grinding: Casuals: this dude is crazy! Technoblade: worth it nerds

[@fjxs]

But he didn’t think it was worth it..

[@i.suk.6146]

@@fjxs Where did you hear him say that?

[@urrmil]

@minecraft epicness bruh im not even at that yet I legit am stuck on making me a godset and techno and you here aiming for legendary tier items ;w;

[@Nugcon]

e p i c

[@endercreeper_2574]

Hypixel when technoblade tries to walk faster *he's to dangerous to be kept alive!*

[@imhahafunny1150]

Too

[@amasing115]

Endercreeper _25 100TH LIKERRR

[@mrsilverman]

“It better make me fast” A few seconds later: “ONE PERCENT SPEED :0”

[@TheAustronaut03]

9:49

[@iloveneen4098]

i will forever rewatch these kinds of video's. you have given me happiness for the longest time and i will never forget that. your physical form may not be here but i will remember the love youve given us. i will spread that love throughout the years. rest in peace technoblade.

[@TheIndieGhost]

"you're telling me that tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a demigod, but if I want to walk slightly faster, that's too much to ask for?" is kinda the same vibe as "so my school can buy $4000 4K TVs just to show stupid school news that can easily be put on a billboard, but if the teachers want a slightly better salary, that's suddenly 'too expensive?'"

[@YourBeety]

True dat

[@fuzzystudiosofficial]

Indeed

[@xueluu2127]

Damm

[@rxin943]

Summer break, winter break, spring break, autumn break, staff day.

[@merrymeowtastic2491]

oof

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

Techno: At the end of the day, I failed to get the one thing that really mattered:- Me: Love? Techno: -speed. Me: Oh.

[@plippy3717]

Speed is a drug

[@Charles-ev8sb]

@@plippy3717 dont necropost

[@floralfading]

Charles ok charles

[@tori9664]

@@Charles-ev8sb doesn't really matter on yt

[@snakesalad199]

@@Charles-ev8sb who cares lol

[@isaacmartinez8768]

"You're telling me Tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a Greek demigod but if I want to walk slightly faster that's too much to ask" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

[@Vinlyth]

how

[@salamence1999]

Isaac Martinez that’s not even funny lol

[@isaacmartinez8768]

Just let me have this ok

[@Vinlyth]

but you have a roblox profile

[@battleaxe7074]

Discrimination reeeee

[@lillia8712]

I get emotional every time KZbin recommends your videos. You’re still my favorite youtuber of all time and you will never be replaced. We miss you. Technoblade never dies!

[@benjiswims6389]

Humans - Spends half the day working and playing games, spends half the day sleeping Technoblade - Spends 24 hours playing skyblock, spends 0 hours doing anything else

[@killernemesisgaming9317]

JustBark Ha! You underestimate the powers of Techno’s new haircut! He spends twenty FIVE hours a day playing skyblock.

[@rage3288]

@@killernemesisgaming9317 NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

[@myers451]

He must be a stando user

[@bennerlaurenciano6510]

Thats the secret of the OPness of our king pig technoblade

[@auroxium2577]

mood tbh

[@12x2is24]

"this must be how Saitama feels" spoken like a true weeb

[@whimsical682]

@Ventea You just had to be here to ruin it.

[@HeyJinx]

Anime is gross

[@unlostless1646]

@@HeyJinx you’re gross

[@mostannoyingscaramain]

@@HeyJinx Says someone with the name Coffee-

[@pimvanlith3473]

@@HeyJinx your profile picture perfectly describes you

[@ghostmcghost3768]

9:17 Amazon shippers at 11:59 pm after someone asks for same day delivery

[@LacyCrusty]

i saw a guy in the chat named Amazon_Canada also

[@jakerussell135]

@@LacyCrusty lmaoo

[@TFNfinalflame21]

lol

[@chloroplast8611]

@@TFNfinalflame21 u hav a stupid name

[@etiennec78]

@@LacyCrusty 9:24

[@Hahaimfunnyright]

Found this 5 years later on my recommended. He’s amazing, like he always was and will be.

[@The_Mobile]

Episode 1: -5 intellegence, full miner set Now: Auctioning 1 raw pork for 100k coins

[@Kitsunat20]

TheMobileGaming next episode: never

[@austindoesvideos2244]

TheMobileGaming DanTDM: selling his bath water for 34 million

[@daggyy]

ur sexy

[@austindoesvideos2244]

DaggyDog wtf

[@JstDyn]

stonks my guy

[@ZinfulSD]

Techno: " GAASP* " Techno: " *1% SPEED* " Oof level: maximum

[@wis7604]

>legendary armour made out of enchanted orphans young dragon: chuckles i’m in danger

[@drawer1554]

wisdomguy who is actually not very wise kill his parents. then get the orphan

[@LostWithinTheSauce]

“You gotta believe me, I’m a good person, I didn’t kill the pigs, my slaves did” 😂

[@superp2222]

It is a tragedy to see this wonderful man fall to such an inexorable curse. May his legacy never die

[@lightningboltgamer2045]

Inexorable.... thats a big word but yes I agree techno never dies

[@the_dark_lord7688]

God speed techno

[@spiderman2897]

Why are these comments everywhere and wdym techno died

[@psycho5963]

@@spiderman2897 he died of cancer yesterday dude

[@RedoOkay]

@@spiderman2897 he died on june 10th but it was announced yesterday

[@aspidacctvods]

“You’re telling me that Tia the Fairy can give everyone the stats of a greek demigod, but if I wanna walk slightly faster that’s too much to ask?”

[@ibrahimadam2607]

9:30 coryxkenshin 5 minutes during every yandere simulator video

[@Folk_Rocket]

why is this a top comment lol

[@formidability5631]

yeah, we all watched the vid.

[@dramere]

YES!

[@swagubirk]

That's not funny. You just take something out of the video and put it as a comment.

[@Duriiam]

“Thank you dark souls” Was that a DUNKEY REFERENCE?

[@Zyveo]

Which part is it

[@quadded]

What I comment on that 2 videos ago and got only 8 likes I think imma go cry in a corner

[@z3565]

Leo Krahn ur life must be sad

[@quadded]

it is

[@floorpuncher3280]

Nah its a Jojo reference

[@cervineBotanist]

5 years later, KZbin is bringing me back. Rip King 🙏🏻

[@duck_mcfuddle]

“I bet a new armour set will come in an update and make emerald armour obsolete” I’m starting to think techno is physic

[@somemagellanic]

adding better armor isn't an unlikely scenario

[@underscoredfrisk]

I mean maybe he seems like a physic but magma armor is also garbage

[@hollys777]

yes, he's physic(al), definitely not a psychic.

[@hatennafromhoenn]

@@hollys777 yeah he goes to the gym all the time

[@kalcicat5743]

“Crafted out of enchanted orphans” I’m actually crying

[@kellythekitty5190]

WE FOUND THE ORPHAN TECHNO

[@Demian1]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@BLDw_TT]

2:03

[@ethanseto5203]

@Andrew Rodd that's not a stan lol

[@Starwarrior-pw5st]

When you realize young dragon armor is made of orphans

[@dinonuggetproductions]

You know what I love about techno It’s how unpredictable about what hel talk about is Like I’ll watch some other youtuber and predict what they will say and say it along with them But with techno I don’t know what he’ll say next It keeps me entertained

[@emzkia8303]

@Adrian Sigales what about innits

[@generichomosapien4666]

@Adrian Sigales glowing orphans

[@Kaze-Kagura]

Welcome Back Traveller, Back here again to reminisce on Technoblade?

[@ninjablade21mcpe53]

Hypixel: New Game is out Technoblade: I gained prot 3000, Sharp 1589, Speed 69696

[@gyaps_da_best5835]

i see what u did

[@circ8745]

this is e p i c

[@squigVAL]

The 1 game that’s bringing back techno’s uploads but lags the WHOLE server A small price to pay for salvation

[@babaloons4887]

Why skyblock lags the whole server???

[@yop294]

@@babaloons4887 U seen the vids? :P

[@Kai-qx1xl]

@@babaloons4887 because of all the island with minions for each player you can experience the lagg the most on skywars.

[@gspcrazy3719]

Oh that’s why everything is so laggy

[@Zadem]

I was the 12th like now it blowed up sorry for my bad EnGliSH

[@justinchan8785]

I’m a nice person, I didn’t even kill those pigs. My slaves did. Pig minion requires porkchop so he had to kill at least 80 to get 1 minion.

[@tipakA]

could also get minion from any other source than crafting

[@myst9383]

He prob traded for it

[@justinchan8785]

He still kill atleast 1 pig to unlock the collection

[@mootwo_]

Locyin Chan To get the collection, you need to kill a pig or take the pork from your slaves. If someone else gave him the minion, he would have the collection

[@greenchinook1464]

He could’ve bought porkchops

[@vggglat6424]

Emerald Armor: I'm just so cool. Perfect Armor: Let me introduce myself.

[@Honeytheff]

I like how techno spent three real life days just to get the bat talisman which gives 1 percent speed

[@hamzaasif911]

yeah but actually, PLUS 2% SPEED

[@masterplasma5644]

Not even percent it just 1 speed

[@justyourordinarycheeselove642]

his reaction was truly priceless!

[@balancemaster55]

@@masterplasma5644 1 speed is 1% 100 is base speed

[@balancemaster55]

@@masterplasma5644 long story short additive 1% boosts are still one percent despite them not doing as much as multiplicative 1% boosts when the amount they are being applied to is above 100.

[@taekunxd]

My name is Techno Blade. And I'm the fastest man in sky block. When i was a child i got bullied in survival games but i found by bullies and i am now going to take revenge.

[@agixjames]

I am, the Flash

[@buried4845]

Fastest pig*

[@BlockedUser420]

Technoblades declassified mineman genocide

[@avalonava]

And I am, A PIG

[@sallylove6197]

Is this a flash parady

[@Trigger-Three_Strikes]

Its Nice to see people saying "Rest well" after 5 years since this upload :]

[@tonycuh114]

God armour crafted out of enchanted orphans. I need that.

[@TheHeCat]

Gg bois we did it there is no more emerald arrmor

[@winterfall4910]

Ok hitler

[@zachary8872]

You wouldn't hit an orphan, so it's the best armor

[@josh-qj2zu]

​@@zachary8872 ^

[@actuallyanimatics2938]

I can just imagine the beginning of a tv show based of this. *Some random voice*: My name is Technoblade and I am the fastest pig alive.

[@technomonkey857]

Do you mean like the show the flash

[@snfriedm]

Did this guy predict the intro to potato war 3?

[@asrieldremuur3455]

I wanted ton lime this comment but it kwould take away the sacred number

[@actuallyanimatics2938]

asriel dremuur Ah... Thank you.

[@DerGrosTitan]

@@actuallyanimatics2938 When I was a child, I saw my mother pig slaughtered by players. My father went to the slaughterhouse with her. Then an accident made me a player. To the outside world, I'm just an ordinary PVP pig God, but secretly I use my monotone voice and speed to fight crime and find others like me, and one day I'll find the player who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am Technoblade.

[@EternallyFortold]

Everyone: “Noooo Technoblade, go for defense not speed!” Technoblade: Haha, feet go brrrrrrrr!

[@AidenPlayz27-r3v]

I don’t really get why he would go out of his way to say it since he already said in the beginning that he only cared about speed and it was the only stat he was willing to upgrade and spend on to get it to the max

[@AidenPlayz27-r3v]

@Michael Pawelczak nah I’d rather not because I don’t have to and it’s just common sense.

[@levington6704]

@@AidenPlayz27-r3v ur just being toxic for no reason, people are just trying to have a good time and you are ruining it

[@AidenPlayz27-r3v]

@@levington6704 How am i being toxic? he told me to shut up so i decided to fight back. That's like you going up to me and calling me a loser, than i say something back and your friend accuses me of being toxic. And also..... HOW AM I RUINING OTHER PEOPLS FUN LOL? Like dude i said nothing and i repeat NOTHING mean to this guy's comment, and then you accuse me of being mean? Like dude i was just trying to say something and you accuse me of being mean. Christ i have lost hope for humanity.

[@BadUsernameKing]

I've lost that ages ago

[@Ohgee52]

Getting this recommended to me by YT 5 yrs later is…a bittersweet surprise

[@shadowyskull4361]

techno went from skywars to bedwars to skywars to skyblock. i'm betting $1,000,000 that the next thing on the list is *turbo kart racers* edit: fly high king, rest in power.

[@frogflint4371]

Or bedblock.

[@cluc5239]

Shadowy Skull skybedblockwars

[@LukeegamerGH]

no its gonna be grinch simulator

[@Rickvd]

Or hytale when it releases

[@rizzo.2k90]

Or Apex

[@jacc.c]

Edit: People saying this aged like milk: you're not funny or original. OG Comment: I can just imagine techno in 100 years on his death bed about to die from heat exhaustion and the doctor's like "he's not gonna make it" then techno just stands up like "not even close"

[@フリッシュ]

Baby techno never dies!

[@AparnaTrivedi-zm2fi]

Technoblade never dies

[@capsicorn7444]

And this still stands till now. I hope.

[@serrinacaudillo3336]

Not even close baby!!!

[@hishamrashid5293]

And then slaps the doctor..

[@warcrimes8572]

the monotonous voice mixed with the sarcasm is so funny

[@chesterstevens8870]

Technoblade is the Ssethtzeentach of Minecraft youtubers.

[@millerhitzke9]

Funny thing is that he could've gotten the night saver to keep his island always night.

[@wilburl7901]

@@millerhitzke9 It was a year ago

[@squishypeeps3861]

techno on my FYP, i start to cry.

[@silentmute4091]

"look! I'm innocent, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did" why did i laugh so hard at this 4:31

[@YourBeety]

You need to kill pigs to get slaves lol

[@dayquantavous3rd]

"Imma a good person I did not Picked the coton, 𝑀𝑦 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑑.“

[@orestisgeorgatos6725]

Generally how jokes work

[@LimonluMentos]

S L A V E R Y

[@Bearturnedhuman]

"Where was this intelligence during finals"

[@clericisop7375]

Lmao

[@pokemonmaster42000]

420 likes

[@bensantos7361]

“I didn’t even kill those pigs. My slaves did.” - Technoblade

[@altaccount8321]

Seems legit

[@TheGreatAlastor_]

"Look I didn't commit mass murder and extinction, I made my slaves do it "

[@Dwarfshark2000]

“I bet the admins is going to create another armor set that’s gonna be made from enchanted orphans and is three times better than emerald armor” Hypixel:write that down. Write that down!

[@muruganjagan8990]

Bruh, don’t wanna be rude but someone already said this, and they are near the top of comments. Also they never added it :(

[@Dwarfshark2000]

@@muruganjagan8990 I did not know this

[@muruganjagan8990]

oh,ok

[@muruganjagan8990]

@MarioPLEX !!! oh shoot

[@juanstaroldchannel3553]

@MarioPLEX !!! Y E S

[@Neptune_EQ]

The magma cubes... “I WANT TO BREAKE FREEEEeeeEEEE!”

[@Neptune_EQ]

@Itz harbir 7:22

[@benfrank9622]

Is this a Song? Hehehe

[@Bayen737]

@@benfrank9622 its called "I Want To Break Free" by queens

[@vlameeed]

U copie my comment

[@Dot_1]

@@vlameeed you didn't post any comment

[@chubbo]

Technoblade read the future.... They added some endgame armor that gives 3 times the ammount of defence as the emerald set

[@RandomMan-nv2qh]

T10Perfect set XD

[@dioxide39]

Its not made of Enchanted Orphans though so that's kinda disappointing

[@Junistheog]

@@dioxide39 uhm young dragon?

[@drawer1554]

uhm, you don’t get the joke???

[@superficialchasm6068]

Pls help ppl keep posting this and I don’t get the joke

[@nickbits-ii8my]

the algorithm works in mysterious ways rest in peace techno blade

[@hq5ricky794]

techno theres a sword that literally teleports you. its in the ender pearl collection

[@bunnyjr6383]

and gives 50+ speed when teleporting :)

[@xshadow2042]

@@bunnyjr6383 no u

[@lilyymeep]

xXxMrFluffyxXx ...how is that a no u thing?

[@dontsub3029]

Ryan Aint Gamin' no u

[@protocol9924]

@@dontsub3029 no you

[@chocolate_innit3199]

"It better give me so much speed, oop here comes the sun, one last bat for the day- Pleeeaass, please just give me the t-*gasp* 1% SPEED"

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

what

[@adithyabalaji5132]

no way you watched the video too?

[@toastgaming7892]

@@adithyabalaji5132 wow!

[@colin9164]

"Endgame armor crafted out of enchanted *orphans* " -Technoblade 2019

[@oopsallchromosomes8994]

*Bad reforging system exists* "TERRARIA WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION"

[@zerotolerance5477]

TRUEEEE

[@pootisbirb6683]

And there are more Terraria prefixes, including good and bad prefixes, so if you run out of money, your weapon can become worse than normal. And it takes longer to get the good prefixes too.

[@banaanioverheaven4333]

reforging isnt hard in terraria xd

[@Viewer_Person]

@@eaterofdoggos2622 just because you like it and played it for that long doesn't make you qualified, but it does give value to it

[@thomasarchived246]

Goblin Tinkerer: DoN't YoU kNoW It'S TrAdEmArEkEd?!

[@CuratorFoxy]

Listen to me Techno, breathe. Breathe. Feel the air. Feel that wind on your face. Feel the ground. Your feet lifting you up, pushing you forward, and the lightning. Techno, feel the lightning. Feel its power. Its electricity pumping trough your veins. Crackling trough you... traveling to every nerve in your body like a shock. You're no longer you now. You're part of something greater. You're a part of a speed force. It's yours, now do it. RUN TECHNO RUN!

[@artino7035]

ThatOneFoxy nice flash reference

[@Soul-dn8gg]

Honestly bro

[@zucchinicheese996]

No GAS GAS GAS I’M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

[@alexgamingyz5346]

im not sure if i have this right but is this a reference to when a movie says RUN FOREST RUN (i dont even know that movie so correct me if i wrong)

[@trishtrain2075]

Alexgamingyz it’s actually from the show “flash”

[@shelbydominguez580]

3:59 "this must be how Saitama feels" idk why but this makes me feel really happy

[@gleaming9035]

Cause he possibly a weeb

[@ingenuity23]

He did a jojo reference in one of his video comments too where he crafts the pigman sword

[@Idk-lz3ep]

@@ingenuity23 "IT WAS ME DEO"

[@ingenuity23]

@@Idk-lz3ep yesss

[@Ragazaloth]

@@ingenuity23 you thought your money was safe BUT IT WAS I TIMEDEO let's give time deo canonical time powers and knives in the Dream smp

[@davidg4748]

5 years later, and the algorithm decides to recommend this video, the emotions are coming back

[@franekbielecki1377]

Stay strong techno, hope you get well as soon as possible, cancer ain't shit for you. Technoblade never dies!

[@borisganev2138]

very true

[@ブルーアーカイブが大好き]

You couldn't post this on his new video

[@dangenics2307]

This vid was like 2 years ago...

[@badgerp.9419]

Just be warned that sometimes cancer can decrease motor coordination. I am confident he will live but there is a small chance he will no longer be a God at minecraft. Get well techno!

[@Gellooo]

well, cancer is shit for him which we need to recognise. techno will be phazed alot after this :( but he'll be fine

[@jakethemineman]

*hypixel releases skyblock* Nobody: Technoblade: im gonna make a series. *views go up*

[@ernesik4636]

Stonks

[@deoztrioz8377]

Technoblade: *Has 17 enderpearls stacked* Me: Wait, that's illegal!

[@sushilakumarisinha5648]

Wait ........what

[@averagefailboatenjoyer9940]

3:30 slot 3

[@johnharsevoort]

wait WHAT

[@swathinghail1943]

He stacked 57 at 7:08

[@emila8072]

You could pick up an enderman minion which would stack them to 64 but if you split it you cant combine it again

[@sweetnessnlightyt4520]

I wasn't even that big of a Techno viewer back in the day, but man, I respected him so much. When he died, I truly had to work through grieving about it. I am genuinely sure millions cried. Glad to see he still gets thrown in my recommended now and again. We lost a good one, but he would want us to find the next and love them too. If you're reading this, you miss Technoblade too, and I love you. Take care of yourself ❤

[@surr3ald3sign]

I only really watched his hypixel content but yeah, many of us cried for him. He made hypixel what it is today and restored many peoples love of minecraft

[@Glacialan]

Fairy gives +30% speed and you just need to fish..

[@daridon2483]

1:10

[@Guermas]

@@daridon2483 Not that, the armor !

[@aniketchadalavada9402]

Guermas he’s saying that +30% speed is just as good as sprint jumping

[@Chase3141]

Aniket Chadalavada yeah but if he has +30% speed on top of the speed he already has, that would be like more than 30 speed

[@kevinthewise1239]

@@Chase3141 But speed only effects you when you're on the ground, so sprint-jumping would make a 30% boost pointless

[@Th3Mast3rJedi-4]

8:30 Imagine just watching this in a livestream. Techno just says wise for an hour lol

[@constantinepushkin6018]

if this were a live stream it wouldve lasted three days

[@Th3Mast3rJedi-4]

@@constantinepushkin6018 very true as well

[@marcogc2913]

@@constantinepushkin6018 XD