FM Memes That Butter My Bread

[@cervo06]

8:01 Hey Z, if you hit encourage and scored a goal, go immediately to the tactics screen and hit cancel changes - it will cancel the shout and no one will get mad :)

[@jonssonftw]

We've been trying to tell him this in his twitch chat for years, maybe he'll finally listen

[@addrenry784]

beat me to it!

[@sVieira151]

That required effort! 😅

[@headstart_0g517]

wanted to tell him the same, glad this is #1 in comment section ^^

[@Vgawade449]

​@@jonssonftwbro can u tell me how to watch Zealand saves from twitch , in India we don't use twitch so plz

[@IamPrxmetheus]

I once won an El Clasico with Madrid 1-0 without anyone scoring. The scoreline just showed 1-0 without the name of the player who scored. Vardrid is real

[@silkychris999]

John Cena must have joined Real Madrid

[@JigsawLV]

That 18 technique CB is just Pep's wet dream

[@FabioPCarvalho]

Do you know Fluminense? a Brazilian club... the coach plays with no original defenders... the "defenders" on his team are all middlefilders (defensive) with a lot of ball control and good passing and technic also

[@spinyslasher6586]

@@FabioPCarvalho Fluminense is the club that lost to Man City in the Club World Cup final right?

[@deriknoah3833]

@@spinyslasher6586 Yes, and?

[@Poussyeater-w5e]

I'd train him as a DM. That's my next Andrea Pirlo right there!

[@spinyslasher6586]

@@deriknoah3833 thanks just wanted to know.

[@DrZaius3141]

"Grill on fire" is fun, I had "x confirm Knight capture" for some extra chess vibes.

[@bipolarminddroppings]

2:20 Zealand just not noticing the fact that 3 out of 4 goals are OWN GOALS.

[@RandAlThorR]

yeah. He missed the point of the meme. This is the first time I felt bad for AI :D

[@jobin118]

Something I found works since fm20 is that if u r winning and u get worried that the heads might drop during the match, Praise (shout) them. Its must if u r winning and r in the 80 minutes.

[@nathanbrown2640]

With a midfield like that at 09:44, they need a top Marxman to bang in the goals

[@im2fluxxed754]

Surprised neither of them play left wing

[@TrophyGuide101]

Need a Trotskista to link up the midfield and strikers.

[@Alpha4943]

Come on you Reds!

[@Sam-es2gf]

​@@im2fluxxed754horseshoe theory in action

[@Poussyeater-w5e]

I have a regen forward in my save called Gulag and his finishing is killer

[@lungabiyela9081]

This damn game loves Antony. I'm in 2045, and every legend compares my best player who scores 50 goals a season to Antony, who I sold after one year.

[@angellx12]

2:20 is that Giancarlo Esposito in Breaking Bad ?

[@tirezfarhorn]

Yoo, gus fring move from fast food industry to sport franchise managing oxford united LoL😂

[@fluxx-1603]

I can imagine him.saying to the team that they are not up to pollos standards if they are losing

[@lowencraft1404]

As a Cornishman, glad that Newquay was on screen for 5 seconds 😊

[@kd3music]

regarding Encourage shout before scoring the goal, just pause when the ball is in the net and go to tactics and cancel tactics changes :)

[@andrewbeecroft6509]

The 18 technique CB also had the editor pencil in the screenshot. No guarantee it's a legit player.

[@oceanmike8516]

3:47 really it took you that long to realize that as soon as I heard Bayern Leverkusen i Said yep I know where this is going.

[@justsomedude759]

1:47 "The stars are relative". Well, yes, but 3 and a half still ain't normal and he knows it too

[@pwalmsley9]

That Alonso meme thread is worth watching - there are some similar vibes in some of the comments that are spot-on

[@Fabs4947]

with the thumbnail, idk for me it's more so Leverkusen wanting my wonderkids lol

[@tajj7]

How is that wonderkid CB only a decent Bundesliga 2 player? He's got 13/14s or higher for all the important physical attributes, most of his mentals are 12-16, and has very solid tackling, good first touch, good passing and excellent technique. Sure the marking/heading a little low at 11, but I am sure there are worse Bundesliga players than that,.

[@edwardking9359]

He's a bundesliga midfielder, probably, but lacks the marking to be called a bundesliga CB. Would probably be amazing there anyways.

[@henrysolomons1023]

That “potted or unpotted” joke made me spit out my coffee

[@Only-Funz]

the pain when you go to hit Encourage and the highlight triggers the moment you click it

[@omardotbio]

3:19 This is a masterpiece lmao

[@TheBjshaw]

That united 1 was from a clayts video where he gave all united players 1 ability

[@othavio1000]

8:41 this happens quite often in my saves, Man Utd almost always goes under administration, usually by 2035/2036

[@NIDOKING]

The hammer and sickle double central midfielders. A hammer to smash the opposing playmaker's knee and a sickle to cut those sweet achiles tendons. Classic.

[@jackrodriguez6836]

Useful tip: if you press encourage and your team score before the shout, you can press “tactics” and cancel the shout by cancelling changes

[@Storm130000]

I've found you can cancel a shout (regarding the encourage then your team scoring). If you quickly click on tactics which pauses the action, the 'cancel changes' should be selectable, which will cancel the shout.

[@georgebarnet5010]

As a massive rugby and Zealand fan, I can confirm Bevan Rodd 🦈 = Hunky Zealand😍

[@dragdritt]

Pro tip, if you have made an Encourage/Praise shout (any shout really) and your team scores/concedes. You can cancel it if you immediately pause, go into tactics and press cancel changes. Doing a shout counts the same as a tactical change, so you can just cancel it the same way you can cancel tactical changes.

[@Crawfresh]

you can actually cancel the encourage shout by going into the tactics menu and cancelling changes

[@alexisauld7781]

That pair of players at the end shall... seize the means of goalscoring... or something. One of them will anyway, the other's going to ruin the whole shebang.

[@dragonxyt01]

Bro became Ted lasso😂

[@piekay7285]

For me it‘s not PSG, but a random Premier League team. I was playing as Heidenheim in Germany and found a better than my squad 16 year old Danish wonderkid, who first said that he doesn’t think that joining me would be good for his development, just to be benched by a premier league team. That hurts

[@erpekito]

Yeah, Premier teams usually are the best at scouting in my game too, but I usually beat them by buying the kids shortly after the transfer windows are over if they didn't buy them yet. Most clubs won't try to buy players out of the transfer window.

[@spinyslasher6586]

9:45 I dunno if it still applies, but apparently, finishing doesn't matter for a striker as much as stats like speed, composure and anticipation does.

[@nikitakazakov3244]

Hey Zealand There is a tip about encouraging in highlights Just go to a tactic screen after encourage and tap “cancel”/“discard changes” button, then game will cancel that encourage and you will be able to praise your players another time after goal😊

[@JavierLuces]

I'm not sure if those last two midfielders are going to distribute the game evenly or only on the left.

[@TrophyGuide101]

They will ask for everyone to pass them the ball so they can distribute it equally across the field then when they get the ball they won't pass it and call everyone who gets angry at them 'counter attack revolutionaries'

[@furkankose4773]

You can actually cancel encourage shout if you score but go to tactics before kickoff and press cancel , that cancels encourage shout too

[@washmyhoohah]

2:35 My man was hit with the Tombstone Piledriver

[@silkychris999]

Undertaker found his way to the 2nd tier of Croatia?

[@wellmcgarnagle]

0:37 irony being that John Wark is absolutely a club legend for Ipswich! Put some honour on his name!

[@Obeekwillem]

Always love going trough the memes with Zealand! Keep it up!

[@StormSaysStuff]

Man in USA wears Cape Town City FC shirt... CTC Marketing Department must be proud.

[@owenchong2490]

3:53 i knew that post was xabi alonso satire the minute i saw real sociedad b cuz idk anyone who chooses to manage B teams on FM 😂

[@ikechuwufinnian6382]

Is it possible to manage a B team in FM? Like Barça athletic?

[@owenchong2490]

@@ikechuwufinnian6382 yup, they pop up like any other team in the job center. but managing them is an absolute headache. since you're the "B" team coach, you don't control scoring, transfers, or even which players are available on any match day. ur a coach in the most literal sense: u only pick the tactic and which of ur players play in that tactic.

[@fablotwang]

When Zealand misses your post about Nick McCootie being the top goalscorer for your local team this season, even after just signing for them in January. Gutted. Absolutely gutted 😂

[@nyandmu]

Hammer and sickle midfield formation needed now

[@Rakettivuori]

Having a 3,5 star guy out of your youth intake at Aberdeen is crazy. I've noticed that at 2 stars you can pretty much instantly make them a rotational player and should, so they get playing time and improve

[@12mightylion]

Suddenly the midfield is playing left wing

[@garthreypert1719]

I just appreciate the Cape Town City shirt you're wearing. Pity they can't play to that quality.

[@Robin_Oliver]

2:33 maybe he accidentally tripped over the keeper while trying to jump over him at full speed and slammed face first into the post

[@Addy29plus5]

So funny😂 I love the fishing one with PSG

[@GladiatorAeschli]

2:25 How did you miss the 3 own goals? 😭😭

[@MarkStanley11]

Was scrolling the comments to see if anyone else noticed

[@mduduzindlovu1743]

That Cape Town City jersey is too cold bro

[@julianandrefredriksen5848]

There are 4 clubs in the 4. division that pay some bonuses. In the 3. division that would be 4the tier. Pretty much all pay bonuses. And most are considered semi pro. In norway

[@ChesterRGC]

I've never felt this uncomfortable while looking at a moustache 😩

[@StellaRossaGiacomino]

Surprised not seeing a meme about Zealand and Turtles

[@Karpify]

The ad on this video being for a child cancer charity was something

[@christianlenik5307]

4:20 Not with my MVP Striker! Doc is like "He needs a rest!" - *gives Player rest* - Player: "Why didnt I played ffs?!* 8:00 Literally 99% of my goals

[@youraverageguy7842]

That thumbnail meme is something special

[@SilvaaTony]

Talking about sideline talk: you can always cancel your shouts. 7:58 Just go to tactics and cancel changes!! Et voilà the shout is cancelled and they will be happy with the goal 🤯🤙

[@Meatwad440]

I had the "over 150M. I spent 221M on him, but in all fairness I think I had like 600m in the transfer budget.

[@LewisMichael-wn9kg]

The attributes mean the best or one of the 5 best center backs ever on the game, newgen or not. Trust me. He´s wrong about that. I play this since 92 and understand the "unlogic" of attributes distribution.

[@Meatwad440]

@@LewisMichael-wn9kg Yeah all my scouts were telling me he was definitely the best center back in the world. And he can play right back too.

[@LewisMichael-wn9kg]

@@Meatwad440 He is clearly the best. No doubt. The attributes are not so stupid now like in 2000's. They are more logical. Even if the physique atributos consumes alot, the other ones are clearly superb for his role and even can make 3 positions.

[@fivesquared7822]

I had a 3.5 star CA at Bohemians in the Czech top flight! Couldn't hold on to him and got 12 mil out of Newcastle at 18, then cheated and checked his CA/PA - he spawned ~110 with a bad personality and was sold at ~125 with a PA 142

[@orrivanswaeyestaert1991]

Since 1992? I'm pretty sure I played the original CM on C64 with a cassette tape in 1987.

[@anfieldlegend8767]

the best player i ever got from a youth intake was a 15 yo french player when i was manager for lyon. at 15 he was my starter on the left wing. he had 3 stars from the beginning was 4 stars before his 17th birthday

[@mikeavina168]

8:01 Z not know you can cancel a shout!?!!?!

[@da_gang4life]

I like your Cape Town City shirt fam Much love outta South Africa 😂❤

[@MrMathias327]

Two of my memes in one video - it's a good day!

[@ahaslwaanda6880]

Broooo i love your Cape Town City jersey

[@viperswhip]

The only players who score against me are players who are scoring their first goal of the season.

[@AMIR.HOSSEIN.9980]

Zealand with moustache 🔥

[@arekzawistowski2609]

4:00 it's new Lech Poznań coach. He can talk but i am not so sure about coaching

[@defeatstatistics7413]

resting my entire starting eleven between every game so i can keep naming unchanged lineups for a month of games every three days this is the only way i can make stoke compete in europe

[@nickmeistar6407]

Zealand got that tornado head

[@yb3604]

love you moustache man

[@HairyOgres888]

Just want to say Zealand that your moustache is incredible

[@alexwilson7699]

You butter my bread zealand

[@christianboeckh3449]

You've got to be kidding - Stalin and Leninho? 😂

[@tl8211]

I mean, I'm sure there's at least one of the two in this year's Copinha.

[@TomDallas138]

Just started the game and have no idea what to do when i loose matches because of fatigue. And injuries 😂

[@legendOfLorenzoGreen]

man what a zealand

[@sorrynotsorry8224]

Hey Zealand, would you like to buy a soul? I would like to buy FM2024.

[@CalMccandlish]

Hi zealand any tips on how tf to get a senior affiliate on this game ive tried on 6 different saves at different clubs and the board cant find anyone

[@arekzawistowski2609]

2:15 you realised this video 2 weeks ago and i needed to check it twice when i heard Scotland is in top 10 leagues in Europe because last time when i checked my domestic Ekstraklasa was on its back. It was 11 for last 5 seasons but there is almost 0% chance for top 10

[@c0n4n25]

5:19 is that an in-game editor icon?

[@wuxiagamescentral]

How can I sell my soul for the new FM when I've already done so for a previous version?

[@f1clips44]

Manager memes footballs

[@why772]

2:18 is that Gus Fring??

[@MichalZajezierski]

Losing to a team low in the table is the worst. I’m playing as FC Vaduz in the WSL mod and I’ve defeated teams I’m fighting for promotion with like Kortrijk and Shamrock Rovers by 2-3 goals each time and then out of nowhere I’ve lost 5-0 to 22 in the table FC Aarau which almost destroyed my chances for promotion

[@LeKNG]

Is bro rocking a Cape Town City FC jersey? Respect from South Africa🔥🔥

[@Kyle_Apgar]

The national leagues in England is hard mode on steroids. No money, player quality is very poor, and ability for promotion is impossible for most clubs. This is even worse if you start in the north/south national teams with the typical player being a part time paid player. The challenge is incredible but the sanity lost trying to make the impossible possible is the fuel to keep you going. One day I will get promoted to the big time!

[@JackHWTL]

1:52 ive had a 5 star at 15 in sm random ass serie c/b side 🤣🤣🤣

[@dalek1111]

Zealand, do you have a license for that mustache?

[@jessecupido9188]

Bra dalla a CPT jersey represent

[@ProfessionalNonce]

Why does Zealand have the same headshape as young Didier Deschamps

[@marcusrashid]

Football Manager memes that bread my butter

[@liquid0001Squadalaxd]

How hard is to put this videos in a playlist.. Z come on.

[@luismao5153]

I think there's a curse regarding the encourage shout: if you encourage during a highlight, the opposition team will score. I think it's because the game wants the encourage shout to take effect, so the game makes you concede a goal, after which is the best time for an encouragement.

[@PixxGokou]

boys I hope you know this but if you pressed encourage and they score you can still cancel it before it set's off by going to your tactics and pressing the cancel button (the same you'd use for like canceling all your subs or something)

[@gw7120]

Here is a FM meme , my club got take over , and the American owners spent 100mill on a striker and Cm , I had no say as manager in the signings 😢 LMAO

[@moody1288]

I deadass sold rash,lorran, Alex Scott, fresneda and Bruno to psg

[@XXXTENTAClON227]

2:25 KZbinr showing us why he’s a KZbinr

[@Welwyn2008]

That Lakyle is Jlloyd Samuel's son

[@olliew3223]

Look, Mum! I made a Zealand video!

[@iliasVoolgaris]

1:00 Steven Gerrard

[@jameswg13]

Zealand calling scotland a top 10 league in europe. Me looking and laughing at the coefficients. Not anymore 🤣🤣