Fofty Please (118) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@doramos88]

Chris D’Elia the type of man to stay in and get all his orders canceled through Postmates for 4 hours instead of going out to find a place to eat.

[@dmikebuechler]

right? for fucks sake dewd. lmao

[@Vekenstein]

Yeah, walking around in Oakland at 2:00am sounds like a great time

[@soonfajsk8787]

Like he isn’t going to be bothered when he does that?

[@tavog8150]

Erik not that bad especially where he was

[@richardskinner1155]

Or..... Order a pizza..... And pick it the fuck up!!!

[@bobbybush1750]

Chris won that chain from a Vending machine at Dave and Buster's

[@uchihaaprtv]

i knew i've seen it somewhere! 😆

[@BobRobie1]

Shut uo you Italian Lego

[@Whiskeychief]

Didn't make a dent

[@crusheen]

yeah, right...He probably went with a platinum one for like 6K and it still doesn't make a Dehhhhnt.

[@Donegotpoopedon]

How do you win a chain at a vending machine?

[@jamesg139]

"Fofty minutes of my life, not a big deal" 😂😂😂

[@motey1829]

James Glynn haha whats the time stamp I may have missed this? 😂

[@Eriey3]

Motey 8:20

[@kathypifer7697]

Motey Every time he said please Fofty, no more, I would die laughing all over again. That was hysterical! 😂 😂 😂

[@parkermcnerney9324]

@@kathypifer7697 does he talk about fifty cent in this one

[@ArtistVisuals]

I hope that one episode is going to be Chris just doing 1 hour of "eeehhh heh eyeehhhhh"

[@econmachete]

Forreal, I'm hoping someone at some point makes a compilation of all the ehhs, hehs, and squeaks throughout the podcast.

[@CodyDoherty]

@@econmachete give me a time example, I wanna make one now

[@VicenzzoCK]

doom doom doom da da

[@VicenzzoCK]

@@CodyDoherty you have a good one at 8:50 here kzbin.info/www/bejne/anLScmawbtSLqLc

[@econmachete]

​@@VicenzzoCK yesss lmao that exact one, you beat me to it by 3 minutes. Here's another one (at 41:58): kzbin.info/www/bejne/o33cpnZvebt8epI

[@Greeezy]

Didn't know Chank was in town to host the podcast this week.

[@Shmogan24]

First thing i thought when he walked on screen 😂

[@drentsam]

Lol same I thought he was going to be wearin the fitted

[@deni6943]

a.k.a. the misfit kid

[@Dave-mk9bw]

No Chank Smith comes at 42:30 with the laugh

[@brocknauman9506]

you bad pers

[@mattdean6765]

It's that time. I can smell a silly goose a'cookin.

[@samh7771]

52:03 "WHISKEY...MYERS....Hey, guy! Do you own a pair of booooots?!" Hahaha that was great!

[@lectrifyin1]

44:51 Chris talking about a UFC fighter with a button-up shirt, glasses and slicked hair that with the personality of a serial killer = Rory McDonald.

[@Greeezy]

UFC fighter? Hmmmmm.......

[@fencefirst2722]

He's actually retiring cuz he's sick of hurting people.. Robbie Lawlers take his soul comment was the most serial killy ufc comment..lol

[@lectrifyin1]

@@Greeezy It's not like Chris is going to know what Bellator is. I think when he talked about a UFC fighter he was talking about MMA in general. Not to mention the fact that Rory used to fight in the UFC while he dressed and behaved like that.

[@Vekenstein]

Damien McColgan he actually does know bellator. He briefly mentioned it on TFATK.

[@Greeezy]

@@lectrifyin1 are you saying our wise leader doesn't know the difference between bellator and UFC? How dare you. I was just trying to enjoy a succulent Chinese dinner and you're over trying to insult our leader.

[@blak309]

Chris D’Elia is perpetually stressed out lmao

[@theycallmethehunter5096]

zane love life is stressful man, he’s okay dood

[@Pain-mr2hn]

All of us are

[@musiccity607]

I can't believe you did it! Logic and Eminem put you on the end of their new song "Homicide." Congratulations 🎉

[@nickb4162]

Heard it today too madness

[@becksimilian2955]

Fofty shades of gay starring Mitchell Tenpenny and Ruby Boots

[@faux36]

Rebecca White you win hahahahah

[@gabebarnes2254]

& Damian Monroe

[@TheBeestMode]

Mitchell Tenpenny and Ruby Boots are HILARIOUS!

[@Guts.After.Eclipse]

Sup m’babies! Hope you’re all having a silly goose time!

[@SemajResarf]

Im having a shit right now

[@MarioGarcia-us5yg]

Hey dude...waiting 3+ hours for people to bring ya food??..juss go get it!? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

No car, hed have to get an uber anyways

[@sfuture08]

Or call the place to see if they have dough? Fool me once..

[@dennydarkko]

Eh'seh rich people

[@RandomYouTubeNameAgain]

I don't always do things, but when I do I always remember to tell Fofty no.

[@conserveculture1767]

Theo von been spoiling it for months I don't know why everyone was surprised when Billy Conforto ran into that embankment. RIP

[@Gundoor]

Arnold Gonzalez bruh 😂😂😂

[@jamiescott3571]

Watch out for Billy Conforto. RIP Embankments.

[@aphemeron]

Chris naming the Stagecoach lineup??? easily the funniest five minutes this world has ever seen

[@mikaljozeph6202]

Fove minutes*

[@needfoolthings]

Tomestamp?

[@Hell_Inc]

D'Elia is unbelievably funny. Jesus Christ, this episode was hilarious

[@simonmorgan189]

Oakland news report slamming Chris incoming.....

[@arlenepayne309]

I have only heard like one Boyz II Mens song and LOVED IT. Your love for them is just straight up attractive.

[@espnza6308]

Here after hearing Logic ft. 3minem Homicide anyone?

[@nicholasdonnellon4205]

David Higgins same

[@TfromtheP]

Nah, been here bro

[@Myketheman621]

Rory McDonald WAS that serial killer UFC fighter until Jesus got sad about his career.

[@FroggerC]

Also robbie lawler

[@TheInroad]

*Ruby Boots!* Oh man I lost it.

[@natemcgraw4220]

THUMBS UP IF YOU HEARD CHRIS' FEATURE ON LOGIC AND EMINEMS SONG

[@A_Perez]

@@seannorris5382 Chris said himself that he doesn't want or care about getting paid for the song.

[@drunkwizard]

@@A_Perez I'm not surprised the dude is hella cool. Didn't believe he got featured at first. this dude is a pro at hacking the culture. like he's more than just a comedian haha he's the fuckin goat for doing this

[@jakee1d]

Sean Norris even if he doesn’t get paid, wouldn’t make a deeeeeeent!

[@oconnor3334]

Shout out to irish who can’t get tanned 🇮🇪🇮🇪

[@yyaaii]

29:55 Chris struggling with the word "meal" 💀🤣😂😂😂

[@poyoloko1961]

Logic and eminem song has Chris at the end. Talk bout it chris

[@noahjoseph5714]

Every time he said “please fofty” I cried tears from laughter. Dude, I’m pretty sure I’m suffering from clinical depression, and this podcast seriously helps me smile and not cry for no reason. S’bitch to cry for no reason, but Jesus fofty please. No more.

[@noahjoseph5714]

I’m a bullshit actor struggling in LA. Hence, depression.

[@thekevlar127]

"Ordered food.... From an app" Definitely not using the sponsor's app. S'disrespectful

[@lntoTheSunset]

He said it was postmates

[@LowkAlexander]

YO that Oakland bit in the beginning HAPPENED TO ME I remember thinking who doesn't have dough to make a pizza and why are you open at 2am with no dough

[@evaninboots]

48:50 You know why Chris? Cause you’re on FIYAHHH

[@jeffboyd8139]

I must have fast forwarded through the ads before because I just fell out hearing Chris say "That's just sixty dollars, or soxty dollars" lmao

[@mindlessjerks]

Chris, the real champion. Takes down Albuquerque. Oakland is next

[@moss8910]

When Chris was reading through the Stagecoach lineup I saw "Ruby Boots" at the end and couldn't WAIT for him to get there

[@Ken-pv9zu]

After the second pizza you think he woulda learned his lesson.

[@njr819]

Rich people problems

[@petecora17]

Ken Comstock was thinking the same thing 😂

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Yeah two places running out of dough in the same city on the same night means something is wrong.

[@Leavemynamealoneyoutubeyadog]

He doesn't have to learn any lesson in this situation fuck those pizza places that's terrible service

[@ausvstheagenda]

Ordering food on an app after 12am almost always goes sideways

[@chadrichardson8860]

Just came here to say that Delia’s wacky psycho analysis was scary spot on. My Dad died when I was young and I’m an asshole that hates being told what to do and will do exact opposite nearly always. I know it was jokes but it made me laugh and think at the same time.

[@MostConscious]

Welcome to No Doughkland!

[@Eriey3]

Most Conscious 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@jamescarrot6148]

Whoever makes the clips for this channel, please upload chris reacting to stagecoach lineup. This baby needs it to spread the message of the log cabin and the hedonistic lifestyle. 49:50 LIFE RIPS

[@kyleplum977]

Need more S’Free Cunsh shirts in the store. Obviously I have mine but need to buy more for recruitment purposes

[@davidberna1523]

"if an Irish person, like, from Ireland reads this list they'll get a sunburn dude" hahahaha, fucking priceless man!

[@wes7949]

I've been trying so hard to find the review article he's talking about where the guy is talking about his "worst joke" in Last Vegas. If someone finds it, help a baby out!

[@Kthb80]

Wes Man Was it his show from Connecticut? That’s how I understood it.

[@Kthb80]

It’s called when laughter sounds more like shock. I googled Chris D’Elia UConn show, it was the first or second thing that came up, it’s hysterical.

[@faux36]

One of the best episodes in a while.

[@Eriey3]

If Oakland news reports about you I will actually pee myself 😂😂😂

[@adamh9498]

PSA: most of the stuff he says is true about the graffiti and food n all that, except there is a lot to do on a Thursday night you just don’t know where to go or who to see. Also there are a lot of places in Oakland that are ghetto and a lot that are not.

[@Eriey3]

Adam h kinda seems like Detroit where everyone likes talking crap about it and yes there are plenty of bad parts, but there’s also plenty of spots that are safe too 🙈 it’s just a matter of knowing where to avoid and not being by yourself lol.

[@Eriey3]

Christopher Brossaurd lol thank you

[@katiepemberton2840]

Hey man! I"m so gald I decided to start all of these from #1 & i was hoping you'd be back before I was done & it happened! -Baby

[@jakecob864]

Same!

[@cammilleh5771]

Here for a silly goose time :)

[@jeepz669]

And that's it!?

[@dept-7443]

#theunfollowing

[@C.A.D.]

IS THAT IT???

[@Denzel_Watchington]

*"This episode of the Congratulations Podcast is brought to you by the CashApp" [Throws Cue Card like he couldn't give two shits]* 😂😂😂

[@ISOCZAR]

Fofty backed that brinks truck up

[@shadbakht]

Key and Peele - Ultimate fighting goes to the next level

[@code3in619]

21:14 Mr Krabs makes an appearance

[@tusslemania]

rory macdonald used to have a serial killer vibe. he was unofficially dubbed the 'canadian psycho' but never adopted it himself. he was soooo fofty please

[@C.A.D.]

He got Fofty Pleased by Fitch a little

[@ravinslavin5586]

The way Chris looks over his shoulder at 9:10 looks like he is being held captive. Time to bust him out and take him to the log cabin babies!

[@Eriey3]

Ravin Slavin oh my god 😂😂😂💀

[@brettlogan1421]

For a split sec he looks like Isis is about to chop his head off if he gets the line wrong.

[@notsocasual4089]

Any old school babies remember the episode where Chris talked about the scariest movie he's ever seen? All I remember is that he said it was a japanese movie and had a lot of wide shots that freaked him out. I know it's from some older episode, probably around 30 - 40, but haven't been able to find it.

[@slimjadeyyy]

Chris is low key hot asf why nobody talkin bout this

[@Laurendezvous]

Jade Lynn Holzworth I talk about this daily

[@Gas-Stn-Sushi]

Because this is 2019 and objectifying men's bodies is not cool

[@Laurendezvous]

The Reverend ER it is to me

[@FeelingShred]

he was being sarcastic, c'mon

[@miaduncan2331]

See you Saturday!! Can’t wait to get a good ab workout in

[@BumpofTTS]

fofty no

[@jeffboyd8139]

please fofty, no more

[@jamescatchot10]

Love the UFC stuff. "Weigh me. I guarantee I weigh as much as I have to." lol I'm crying. A UFC fighter needs to take this persona and make millions.

[@letmeknowhowthatgoes]

Dude, there's a lot to do in Oakland on a Thursday night. Check out "Boot & Shoe Service" on Grand Ave. for great pizza and drinks next time.

[@C.A.D.]

They ran outta dough

[@warganization]

Y'didn't put this in the Congratulations playlist 'chu doin'?

[@Cococonutt]

I was gonna say just go pick up your own food after the first pizza but you likely would have gotten so killed.

[@rainbowsix4818]

Pickeledcoconut oh my God. What an ANGEL.

[@Liam_____________211]

@@rainbowsix4818 S'creepy

[@theycallmethehunter5096]

Pizza place ran outta dough. Fofty minutes in dude. My level of rage? Through the roof

[@rainbowsix4818]

Liam pphh ...........that's not creepy at all.

[@duon44]

@@rainbowsix4818 yes it is you weirdo

[@lucrativelyrics2004]

>you know oakland's full of grafiti from the start of 90s tv sitcom "hangin' with mr. cooper"

[@int3533]

“Fofty please” 🤣🤣🤣

[@AaronFortin]

Episode title definitely should have been LeSean Lecroix, that had me rolling

[@Big-yh8wz]

Those first two pizza places do money laundering for sure, first sign is them running out of dough, easy excuse. Your dented now

[@BrittaDawn93]

Big 1400 I said the same thing

[@lanceesposito9287]

Or its 2 am and they ain't gonna fucking do it sssoverthink

[@captainhowdy9297]

oh my FUCKING GOD I laughed so god damn hard at 47:32 when he said "Ewan McGregor" and they show a pic of him from Star Wars then almost immediately just nonchalantly corrects himself saying "Connor McGregor" and replaces Ewan's pic with a pic of Connor xDDDD holy shit so funny.

[@thariniravindrakumar9198]

50cent is actually selling fofty merch i....

[@josephb456]

Tharini Rk ‘m buying it....

[@theycallmethehunter5096]

God dammit, I didn’t need a reason to buy fofty merchandise.......but you’ve made me an offer, that I cannot refuse

[@usernotfound904]

It's crazy how I legit have the same eclectic taste of music as D'Elia. Blows my mind some of the random hip hop he plays from when we were in highschool!

[@JustinDavidTalks]

Chris be lookin like Chank Smith lately lol Love it

[@MrCamoInfernal]

No you don’t

[@JustinDavidTalks]

@@MrCamoInfernal Yes huh!! Do too!

[@amygibson1329]

Worked at pizza hut for 6 years. Ran out of dough all. the. time. Sometimes there were so many orders that we just had to make pizzas till we ran out of dough and then would deal with the customers that we didn't have dough for after the fact.

[@alyssacorley5137]

when he said mitchell tenpenny i lost it

[@SwitchSilver]

alyssa corley I thought so too... then he got to Ruby Boots. And I had to excuse myself from my desk

[@tavog8150]

Fuckin hilarious

[@Ironman829]

Chris you owe me a new computer. I spit Coca-Cola all over my keyboard when you yelled RUBY BOOTS!

[@adamn_patriot8420]

"I'm from Connecticut" "oh I'm Penelope and I'm sooo cooooll"

[@mamasbasement4121]

48:30 My gooooooooooooood

[@jeffdunam5092]

3:40-4:00 20 seconds you are never getting back

[@brettlogan1421]

Keep it.

[@Hustle24seven]

When he’s reading the names of the country singers 🤠 😂 some of those names can’t be real lmao. I lost it at ruby boots!

[@Jocoiscool]

Bro , i heard you rappin in new Eminem song , good job bro , i'm very proud of you 😄 , will there be a music video with you in it 😅

[@andromedalasso]

Definitely one of the funniest episodes! So good.

[@deadpool8340]

Shout out to the Chank Smith attire!!

[@canadianscraggledog]

dead pool what’s Chank?

[@deadpool8340]

@@canadianscraggledog this question makes me S'sad!

[@greggosling2807]

i love Chips "borrowed dogs" Delano's podcast commiserations

[@LayneFable]

nice la croix placement

[@benjigeezer]

remember me ? we hooked up in in florida couple of months ago

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

That serial killer UFC fighter bit was absolute gold.

[@Kyduh]

Why was he wearing sun glasses? Because it was a time ... lmfao

[@kljenson43]

Watching all these for the first time up to this point lmaooo feels like I went back in time hearing him talk about all these things that already happened😂😂😂

[@brandongomez6786]

Dude the UFC needs a character like that. Holy shit that would be amazing. He’d be everyone’s favorite fighter.

[@adamlorden5666]

oh man the bit when he starts talking about if he was an ufc fighter he would act like a serial killer, killed me.

[@justtrusty7687]

Hey chenk smith your Eminem impersonation is in the new logic and Eminem song btw u should start making congrats clips and fofty you should make a new chenk smith song would be halarious

[@yeahboi2851]

easily one of the funniest podcasts i’ve listened to

[@axson8]

I read the title as fortify because D'Elano's neck aiiiiiint.

[@MGoBlue6969]

gang gang

[@paras0lka]

"mitchell tenpenny" just about killed me

[@MADPoltergeist]

paras0lka can confirm as a white person named Mitchell.

[@brodyrichard263]

First babies here. The true fans 👍👍

[@jacobg2296]

Brody Richard wow no one gives a fuck

[@ausvstheagenda]

True babies have the app, which I s’dont

[@brodyrichard263]

@@ausvstheagenda no....suckers have the app it's ten minutes ahead lol fuck that

[@Tormentality]

naw. You could be truer if you weren't so dorky

[@thisjourneycalledlife5957]

"Hey Butters, Shut the Fuck up!" Lmfaooo

[@bethberger19]

Weekly no cuddddda reminder now in session.

[@MrRaw4life]

Beth Berger stfu beth

[@mzc102908]

Seriously Beth, stahp.

[@bethberger19]

MrFight4Life. Nah fuck off

[@bethberger19]

Joel Cortez nah, fuck off also

[@zackfranklin6912]

HOLY SHIT! YOU GOT A FEATURE ON A SONG WITH LOGIC AND EMINEM?! That's fucking crazy. Wish it read feat. Chris Delia though. Congratulations man. It's all coming true.

[@shmegdog7485]

Theres a dough shortage in Oakland

[@snackmc_opposite2585]

You know next episode gonna be lit🔥

[@kiddorange1450]

We need a UFC fighter who's never said a word

[@willistheghost]

the best part of this podcast was Chris yelling at his dogs hahaha wooo cryin

[@deni6943]

here to cool off, after all the heat on GoT

[@Leo-pv2gk]

At 46:33 Chris sounds like a cross between Dwight Schrute from the office and Richtofen from Black Ops Zombies

[@coolkat4536]

Sooo cuda of Chris to wear his chain necklace and shiny watch like he's all bags and stuff

[@jaygeist8371]

Hes Bags and Shoulders bro

[@zack6224]

51:25 is gold