Whole Foods Parking Lot - Music Video [HD]

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Its getting REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot! Dj Dave puts life on the Westside of Los Angeles into hyper-focus in this video from Fog and Smog Films.
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VIDEO INFO
Whole Foods Parking Lot was shot on location in Santa Monica, CA.
Music and Lyrics by David Wittman
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Directed by George Woolley
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and
Pedram Torbati
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Edited by Jake Pushinsky
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Shot on Canon 5d by George Woolley and Pedram Torbati
Scratches by Dj Spider
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Color Timing by Salar Saleh
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Lyrics:
Intro (spoken)
Yo man...
Yo I know you see me here dude!!
I've been waiting here like 10 minutes, man!
No, no no... this is MY parking space man.
What you need to do is put your little hybrid in reverse,
And go out the way you came in.
WHAT?!?!
Yo its about to get REAL in the Whole Foods parking lot man...
Chorus (with feeling)
It's getting' REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot
I got my STEEL and you know it gets sparked a lot
Im on my grind homie... It's on my mind homie!
These fools with clip boards are lookin' at me like they know me!
It's getting' REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot
You know the DEAL with the little shopping carts they got...
Check out what I say, it happens every day...
It's how we LIVE on the west side of LA!!
Verse 1
... Im ridin' slow in my Prius...
all leather, tinted windows... you cant see us!!
Everybody's trying to park, you can feel the tension
I'm in electric mode... can't even hear the engine (Shhhhhhh)
Just then I saw a spot open up,
My timings perfect... Im creepin' up...
But then this other dude tried to steal it going the wrong way
Yo man, I've had a LONG DAY!
Chorus
(same as before)
Verse 2
Now I'm on this inside, looking at my list
Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist.
Some girl in yoga pants is lookin at me funny
I'm just trying to find a decent Pinot Noir for under twenty!
Then I take it to the cheese counter, Humboldt Fog?
We just ran out sir! Really Dog?
Take it easy man, I try to calm myself...
I've been on edge ever since they took Kombucha off the shelf...
Chorus
(same as before)
Verse 3
This Busters on his iPhone talking to his friends,
Picking up some cayenne pepper for his master cleanse.
You're the most annoying dude I've ever SEEN brah...
Could you PLEASE move? You're RIGHT in front of the Quinoa.
Damn, I'm about to check out.
Pay my 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out.
The express lane is moving hella slow...
Man, these fools don't know... that shit is getting REAL....
Chorus
(same as before)
Music video by Fog and Smog performing Whole Foods Parking Lot. (C) 2011

[@edwardgurrola1951]

Who’s still here in 2024? Classic.

[@larrygrebler5054]

Aug. 2,2024 Denver CO USA.

[@kyleshear4301]

Just listens 😁

[@tombrennan3973]

just keepin it real, yo...

[@Evangmont]

OG sosh.

[@Stinje]

Yes!

[@botolikuh2852]

"everybodys trynna park you can feel the tension, in electric mode you cant even hear the engine." Barsssssssss🔥🔥🔥❤‍🔥

[@ArronBarringer]

It's 2020 and this still hits.

[@samjordan8800]

2021...

[@lucidlocomotive2014]

What happened to this guy? He could have easily become a millionaire with KZbin. Is he famous elsewhere?

[@Learningtolivebetter]

What happened to these guys though? New projects?

[@FreeMissions]

2022...and still fire

[@flusteredweasel7483]

2022...

[@uptone12111]

This song has been stuck in my head whenever I go shopping for 11yrs now lol

[@myjmbro1304]

Me too!!!

[@coolbreeze996]

Still relevant!

[@heatherpooler5406]

Same.

[@jennymacallan9071]

Same 😅

[@cfmcmullin8827]

Same!

[@macmac8095]

'I'm on edge since they took kambucha off the shelf.' Top notch. Late to the party but laughing in '23. Nuttin has changed in the whole foods parking lot. Wish there really was a DJ.

[@HyBrad]

Just went to a health food store with my daughter. Told her let's get our 6 things for 80 dollars and get out. Got home and introduced her to this masterpiece.

[@slamdunktiger]

Dad of the year

[@jayaom4946]

I still say it all the time with my husband but today that would actually be a nice deal!!!

[@susanlaufer5860]

Very funny. Worse at Trader Joe's.

[@cassinipanini]

I work at Whole Foods and I can confirm this is painfully accurate in entirety.

[@carolinebray82]

Yes and before Amazon took over

[@jennibauer5550]

@@carolinebray82 Now one thing will be on sale, so you'll pay 80 bucks for seven things. Did I just do this for Chameleon Mexican Vanilla iced coffee? Maaaaaaaaaybe.

[@jenicebrown8931]

I love this I just started working at whole foods and they showed us this video during orientation we were singing it all day... So funny and true 😂😂

[@danjsy]

Good for them, it's important to be able to laugh at yourself !

[@galacticsnufferpuss6851]

Really?? That is amazing! I work at TJs and they never bring up the "if I could make a commercial for trader Joe's" vid. But their training vid is hysterical

[@atme365]

That's amazing

[@FyourCult]

10 years ago they would do cool stuff like that.. not anymore post Amazon👎

[@colomacountry]

9 years later and I still come back to watch this video, everyday that passes solidifies the truth behind this video.

[@atme365]

Me too

[@veiledallegory]

Except now in California everyone is scared to leave their houses for groceries.

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

I just spent $100 at Whole Foods. This better be a damn good bag of Almonds.

[@SecurityPro2704]

Oh but did you get the certified organic from California? Those are twice the price! hahahah

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

Absolutely. Now I know why they call it Whole Foods. It took a whole hour to spend my whole paycheck and they can kiss my whole ass!

[@jendupuisyanover909]

Or, did you get the drought tolerant organic almonds from New Mexico?

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

Not sure. Maybe. I went into Whole Foods tonight and yelled, "Somebody's Labradoodle just jumped out of a parked Subaru!" and everyone ran out.

[@Randomalia]

"...out of a subaru parked in a handicapped spot!"

[@DeWeesePhotography]

My son is almost 11, and we sing this song together all the time! Tonight, he got to see this video and put it all together! Still legit!

[@BigScalyBird]

Can’t believe this was 11 years ago. This has aged very well 😂

[@blogilates]

OMG I just saw this guy today at THAT WHOLE FOODS!!

[@dogfish23]

LEGEND

[@Crew7340]

I love how people are just now responding to this comment

[@christianmedina7361]

@@Crew7340 they’re late

[@mattk6719]

@@Crew7340 😂

[@HemlockTheRat]

I’m late

[@FogandSmogFilms]

She's actually still working there and we're great friends now. Get some flowers from her!!! She's terrific.

[@MindTrickedX24]

This has no business going as hard as it does. Also, how am I just seeing this 10 1/2 years late?!?

[@bobbysbackingtracks]

"Pay my 80 bucks for six things". Word.

[@chrisb75]

My fave part of the song...so true

[@hd-xc2lz]

Back in 2011 I laughed so hard at that line, today it seems quaint.

[@fjb7380]

Today be like ‘Pay my 2 benjis for six things and get the heck out’

[@Womenoutherelookinfine]

He knew bidonomics was coming $$$

[@thomaspaine5442]

Nine years later, the shit still going down.

[@xuv0159]

Who’s here in 2020 after 6-9 years ago when you first saw it

[@margaretkearney3525]

Still love him!

[@andread.296]

2021 fool

[@christrotter3052]

2024

[@celestialras777]

Just checking in 12 years later

[@Northbound040]

Still here for it!

[@fitlifetv]

Still love this video.

[@samjordan8800]

#MeToo ....9 years later.

[@halweyant4737]

" i'm in electric mode, can't even hear the engine." hysterical.

[@StarmaGeddon]

Sssshh!

[@bennetfox]

I played this while waiting in line for Whole Foods and people started smiling and laughing.

[@thewildwoodflowerradiohour3595]

I’m in the actual Parking lot watching this now

[@Zephyr705]

Thinking of COVID-19 brought me here and I needed to laugh. On those carts: "They're small!" took me out today

[@spd13062]

I'm an old guy who can't stand rap but this thing is pure artistic genius. "Can't even hear the engine". "A decent Pinot Noir for under 20"......love all of it.

[@honestabe411]

It’s okay to keep an open mind

[@Nightingale1831]

Haha I work at a store like Whole Foods, 98% of my customers are the sweetest things but every now and then we must get a crazy one from Whole Foods! ROTFLMAO Had a guy freak because we ran out of Gourmet Mac and Cheese, he threw his gallon of milk to the floor and let loose a Mean Girl squeal of rage. I was so surprised I only started laughing 7 minutes after it happened in the back hall... ;)

[@evilshaffer]

I've used this video to end every Facebook argument I've ever been in.

[@nikki2sox]

that is brilliant.

[@MarvoDaGreat]

Still jamming this in an eco friendly car in 2015.

[@ianvollum2736]

it's 2022 and it STILL slaps

[@jiggaballer]

We need a COVID remix of this song...

[@elissasara1615]

this never gets old. Still relevant, still laughing 3 year later

[@anthonyarellano147]

Elissa Sara how about now

[@atme365]

10 years later, still laughing

[@mattk6719]

2022, more relevant than ever cuz we didn't learn, the infection spread.

[@k-mark9187]

I’m laughing 10 years later

[@wellbeing4497]

I like watching cuz I frequented that Lincoln and rose location during this time n was REAL upset about the booch getting pulled 😂

[@eggscellentTH]

LOL still love it. Wish DJ Dave took off more.

[@roam2]

Loved the twist of the bag towards the end

[@hitcher6668]

Still vibin in 2022

[@leahnewyork]

Just noticed the eggplant graphic at the end and I have watched this mulltiple times ever since it came out eleven years ago. Fav parts (1) "you can't see us" (2) ingeniously rhyming quinoa (a deservedly famous feat)

[@nikoslav]

"What you need to do is put your little hybrid in reverse and go out the way you came in" LMAO (Devon Tracey's video brought me here)

[@SummerPlays2009]

Still the best Dave!

[@Radgelol]

randomly popped in my head and had to search for this banger

[@sanfranciscoprofessor2577]

I thought it was just me....Only thing he missed was the employees with neck tattoos who think they're snotty Starbucks baristas. "We don't have Ricotta Soprafina anymore. I told you last week, too." "We only do blue cheese on pizza if you order the whole pie. In advance."

[@FogandSmogFilms]

sounds like there's new material out there!!!

[@nordicprincess1]

I love everything about it...production value is great. He's awesome-Catchy, clever and we can all relate. I didn't get bored for a second. I also love the others in the vid..his little buddy in the cart, the clipboard guy, and the dj in the parking lot--dude's got some slick moves. I got a kick out of the guy walking out with Pategonia blue jacket and Toms shoes so Whole Foods customer

[@pixelatedideas]

Still bumpin this in 2022!

[@papialeman]

The not so subtle eggplant 🍆 bag at the end 😂🤣 I love Veggies 😂😂

[@gemsvido]

ayo fr

[@Walvin28]

This doesn't just happen in LA--this song works cause its true for just about every WFM parking lot in the nation--GREAT JOB-SICK BEAT-Dude's seriously talented!

[@rebeccadoll-suppes832]

I was just in a heated Zoom meeting when I thought, "Oh, oh, ooooh . . . it's gettin real in the Whole Foods parking lot . . ." #StillHits

[@orsetto81utube]

Now we have 4 different Kombucha flavors on tap near the raw food area. Life is good : )

[@ffg3650]

I brew my own.

[@orsetto81utube]

how??

[@ffg3650]

+orsetto81utube it's easy, look it up. I make some changes and mix things up. I've tried pumpkin and pineapple. It tastes better than it sounds

[@orsetto81utube]

thank you! I like the kale apple wheatgrass (sp?) with probiotics

[@KailuaChick]

Tomatoes4life 😂😂😂😂😂

[@albertp5138]

This shit goes hard as fuck lol. Dude got some good flow.

[@Northbound040]

Still listening to this regularly 😎

[@suzannahlikespie433]

We went to whole foods and someone I know got quinoa. Naturally I had to revisit this song.

[@holistichabits]

This song is so true haha. Best thing ever

[@mattmedeiros9531]

I still can’t hear the work “quinoa” without this song getting stuck in my head. It’s been a DECADE!

[@bluzelovr]

I must've watched this a dozen times and I still laugh!! Lovit!!

[@albertwyeth5823]

It’s July 2021 and this song still slaps

[@allfourseasons3623]

Been listening to this during this holiday season. Just reshared because it is *chefs kiss*!

[@lancelot482]

this really should be in like the top 20 of some billboard list... it's just THAT good and REAL. I resent when they dont have pesto salad on the salad bar!

[@hanshaveron]

this is so true for the Venice location ...I've been in the "it's about to get real in the whole foods parking lot" mood a few times at that location. LOL nailed it bro!

[@windigo44]

My two fav raps of all time = The Message by Grandmaster Flash (1982) and Whole Foods Parking Lot. I come here several times a year to have my day made. Never fails.

[@konyinsola12]

Dude this is amazing 😂😂😂

[@dahlila1245]

I've been humming this video all week. I love these guys! Make more!

[@MichaelGrantPhD]

Some tales are timeless

[@valadina4477]

WTF, this was HIIIILARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StackGuy]

At my school our English final is to analyze this song. I shit you not. xD

[@thefallofoscar]

+Stack Guy what school do you go to hahaha

[@StackGuy]

not gonna say exactly, but a school in Colorado

[@Zeff1]

+Stack Guy It's getting real in that English final draft.

[@rstrakovsky]

+Ruthlin Zephyr My teach eyeing me, his attitude is kind of daft

[@StackGuy]

That's hilarious because I'm actually taking music theory right now, but not in the cafeteria xD

[@HunterShows]

Wow, what a blast from the past.

[@jakewood4141]

This is SO LA and also SO FUNNY cause we have all been in these situations like many times....

[@LittleLulubee]

This is freakin' HILARIOUS. I watch this every time I need a good laugh. It's my new fave song, LOL! :)

[@trancedsailor]

lol I like the ending, grabbing the I

[@orsetto81utube]

I miss home- that is my whole foods - lincoln and rose. haha "that is how we live on the west side of LA"

[@mgmail7279]

me too. the laundromat with the crack heads is turned into the 365 branch. i'll miss them, sort of!

[@joiathegreat]

Here I am in a Whole Foods parking lot in Florida in 2018, was reminded of this song when I used to live in LA, I know the store in the video, used to live right there!

[@GBnHawaii]

What about the best taco shop in that parking lot??? The contrast of price is unreal!!!

[@catrinabarth1228]

I just seen this! I was laughing the entire time. I love lyrics with a real meaning, something real to relate to....with the twist making it funny...#NewStyle #NewFlow NICE WORK!!!

[@papialeman]

The fact you can't relate to this is funny

[@noelrios9320]

Been sayin "your the most annoying dude I ever seen bra, can you move you're right in front of the quinoa" to my wife for years now.

[@raeosunxine]

Pay my $80 for six things....so true!

[@BloodRedLegend]

1:43 "We just ran out, sir/Really Dawg?" LMAO!

[@wildcatgal1]

This still hits hard 🔥

[@MrCal2648]

He has Snoop Dogg's cadence.

[@michelleruizyoga]

LOL the struggle is real.

[@clh37204]

Love how much attention this gangsta rapper puts into his enunciation - listen to those 'R's! Very funny.

[@MiMiOrt]

Soooo true that part of " $80 4 six items" Hahaha Even if u try 2 stay within ur list , it's always over $60

[@maryshockley8122]

This is frigging genius! I've watched this 3x in a row now and I've laughed so hard that I cried. I hope to see more from these guys!

[@EnterprisingSidney]

This is my ring tone! I love this song and have shared it so much it's ridiculous!

[@k-mark9187]

How do you make it the ring tone? I want to do the same

[@gigieats]

You should have made this video at the West Hollywood Whole Foods on Santa Monica - that parking lot is a fucking can of sardines!

[@proofthatiexist]

Just had someone cut me off going the wrong way there and immediately thought of this video. Gotta be one of the top five worst Whole Foods lots.

[@lapatria100]

GiGi EatsCelebrities what's so bad about that one? curious

[@lapatria100]

***** Actually I dont even go to WholeFoods just want to know

[@SbjsksmNx]

+GiGi EatsCelebrities Paramus NJ. Horrible!!

[@1ballerina]

Ha ha so true. I love those little shopping carts & I'm so glad Kombucha is back full force with the black labels lol.

[@dnnivas2942]

2024, It's now a 'pay my 120 bucks for six things and get the heck out'

[@stephaniehare9478]

I can't believe it.. It's Whole Foods San Francisco California Street on Sunday nights!! Getting down in the parking lot.. Check it out!!

[@TllGrrl]

Still ine of my favourites. I still sing it when I'm looking for a space in the parking lot. (Even the Trader Joe's lot!)

[@VintageVegans]

2022 still on point.

[@sebastianbroscheyoga]

So brilliant!!

[@Dontenslaveme]

Whole Foods parking lot was getting chemtrailed too.

[@jpenhall]

Still a banger!!!

[@zachgarrison5804]

ITS GETTIN REAL IN DA WHOLE FOODS PARKIN LOT

[@LisaNirell]

I was in THAT parking lot on Friday! It was gettin' real at 6:30 pm.

[@DerHeiligste]

Picked up some bananas and a half-gallon of almond milk at this store yesterday... still real in that parking lot.

[@MsMUSICTHEORY]

Dank as hell

[@AdrianMoseley]

This is so hood...

[@michellegreenfield8934]

Why did I just get introduced to this and jamming with it?

[@djc43077]

At least 1,049 people have absolutely no sense of humor.

[@simpingcliffkingtroll1406]

SHIT GOES DOWN IN THE WHOLE FOODS PARKING LOT AND INSIDE THE STORE TOO!

[@katebriscoe6103]

Still funny and they used the 2 Whole Foods that I used to use in Santa Monica and Venice 😊

[@RinaRavyn]

cant believe this is already 6 years old...

[@hd-xc2lz]

And six items for $80 is a good deal there in 2019.

[@RinaRavyn]

I cant believe this comment is already 6 years old.

[@kellyelmabrown4059]

who sings this song

[@autumnrainey865]

I think an update version of this would be about Trader Joe’s 😂

[@B1ackH0od]

2:06 ITS ME!!!