Lying on your Resumé is Easy

[@foilarmsandhog]

Check out our new playlist with all our sketches about getting a job! kzbin.info/aero/PLQYUb9JUs7E_K0Xn-nfljfi_MZwrdBUR_

[@_nuwanthika_]

The new playlists that you've created recently are interesting 😄

[@SamFAHntha]

@@_nuwanthika_ Gonna be more specific than that card shop... "It's a really good channel!" 😂

[@IntensivePorpoise]

​@@_nuwanthika_ the trick is that by creating thematic playlists, it's harder for us to accuse them of sketches missing than when they're for a specific series of characters 😉

[@Heleendje]

Liking the new playlist too! Makes cataloguing your sketches a lot easier 😂 I wish you'd included Dole Moments tho, and how about New Employee? 😅

[@yarrlegap6940]

My favorite is five years of experience or three years out of school ... that usually throws out anyone without a full deck of victim cards ... ;-)

[@AtrakKarta]

You could always email the CVs to employers. Also, always put silver medalist. They're even harder to trace, and it shows you have room for growth.

[@eugenielegrand8590]

The thing is... The bit about how you need a job to get a job and nepotism is not wrong. Which makes the rest of it even funnier! Good job ;-)

[@foilarmsandhog]

Totally, especially in some jobs like being a barrister, insane how hard it is without connections

[@1969Kismet]

@@foilarmsandhog I can help if you need a job as a barrister! I've studied law for 30 years and I'm an accomplished lawyer. I'm also the best DI and a top sleuth. My training include Ian Rankin, Peter Robinson, Colin Dexter, Jane Casey, Simon McCleave.... 😜

[@damienflinter4585]

@@1969Kismet I can Trump that for law experience...I've been indicted 11 times. And my uncle spent years in the Joy keeping one eye on the screws. Besides...Granda nearly died of fright on stage when they opened the trapdoor. Fortunately, the rope broke his fall.

[@1969Kismet]

@@damienflinter4585 🤣🤣🤣 I love your family! That trapdoor and rope is epic! Cheers mate, you made my day.

[@damienflinter4585]

@@1969Kismet Its actually an old one slightly reworked...but tell noone.

[@aAlyssN]

As a Burundian and French gal, I can't express how much joy this skit brought to me. We're such a tiny nation, I'm used to the world's unawareness of our existence. I'm sending much love from Britanny! 😊

[@etherealicer]

As a geography and flag fan, all I can add. Thank you for having a lovely and very distinctive flag.

[@silversolver7809]

Are yourselves and Rwandans ever worried that your countries are smaller than the nearby big lake? I'd be feeling a little Doom Dah in such a situation :D

[@ticotube2501]

​@@etherealicer I just looked the flag up on Wikipedia and found the motto: "Union, Work, Progress". He could just mention that this motto inspired him so much... 😂

[@ticotube2501]

​@@silversolver7809 You are not from the U.K. or Ireland I guess?

[@aAlyssN]

@@etherealicer Aww!! Thanks! I can't take ownership for it, but that made me proud 😊

[@thefirstpilot589]

Its easy to lie on your resume but its hard to get them to believe it

[@foilarmsandhog]

Absolutely, little lies here or there maybe

[@rajathpai9573]

Being authentic is the crux of selling your resume . Always talk about your experience within the organisation, and use the added complexity of "my manager handled that" and "I was given XYZ deliverables" and I delivered :)

[@Dreyno]

Oh my god! Wilbur Wright?

[@klegdixal3529]

@@Dreyno where does he state he means airplane?

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@klegdixal3529 Good god you’re right. Now _that’s_ lying on your resume! They’re hired!

[@darthralin]

1:32 is legitimately what went on with a friend of mine in his old job as an Interpreter. They basically told him, a couple of months in, that it was pretty clear he'd lied about his qualifications but that he'd done enough learning on the job that he was pretty much qualified now, so they weren't firing him.

[@anna.popović]

I'd love to see your CV now. + Excels at pretending to be inanimate objects at a party + Made monastic chanting cool again + Never fails to make people laugh on a Thursday morning

[@roseannemain3710]

Don't forget passing himself off as a whole pine forest! Swish, swish!

[@FutureCommentary1]

Work well in teams.

[@nlpnt]

Can impersonate a teenager, and his mother.

[@cheerfulcharlie9916]

I had someone joke they were a male escort the other day - a mail escort … he’s a postman 😂

[@megs_artion5127]

This is golden 😂

[@sarac.3259]

😅

[@rajathpai9573]

Sometimes people prefer iffy mail escorts then XD

[@SamFAHntha]

😂😂😂😂 OMG 🤣 I'm finding a new name for my job ASAP now

[@Daniel-rd6st]

But who escorts the escort?

[@ruwanthi8963]

Arms' exasperated voice of reason, Foil's unwavering confidence, and Hog's smooth slide in - it's better than some 30 minute sitcom episodes I've seen 😄

[@linam764]

Squatters is the best sitcom (n)ever made! 👏

[@TerryTheNewsGirl]

@@linam764 I was about to mention that. We need episode three so much.

[@sophstar15]

Hi Arms, this is just a thank you. No question just a thank you to you guys for being good people on the internet and spreading laughter. I and so many others really appreciate it. Never stop spreading joy it does wonders for the world and is so necessary ❤️

[@foilarmsandhog]

Oh Sophie, that's very kind, you also spread joy!

[@linam764]

Amen to that! ❤

[@colinwhite6904]

100%

[@Noor-979]

Agreed

[@FernLake]

♥️♥️♥️

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

I've never lied on my resume, so it always annoys me when I don't get a job. It's ridiculous to hear hiring managers explain why they don't want unemployed people. "We don't want someone desperate for a job. We want someone who doesn't need the job, but also won't leave our company." *Actual quote.* See a therapist if you want someone unavailable. 😒

[@7oy]

It’s human nature. Like how women don’t want to know you when you’re single and alone, but suddenly if you are lucky enough to get in to a relationship they all want to know ye.

[@Domee894]

@@7oy *SOME women

[@7oy]

@@Domee894 any woman above a 6/10 be like that, bro.

[@maria1060-f1q]

@@7oy Maybe if you stopped rating women, you would actually meet one that is interested.

[@Anonymous-oh2zb]

​@@7oy 11

[@imke17]

And again, you've made an equally absurd and relatable sketch, brilliant! I adore Foil's admiration for his steady hand, he's so focused!

[@foilarmsandhog]

He improvised that bit, and was really happy when i got it in the edit

[@Dreyno]

Absolutely. That moustache is absurd. The gargantuan lies are totally relatable though.

[@Gemma.618]

That sudden stop in music as soon as Arms starts to talk is hilarious. Great job in the edit there 👌🏻

[@foilarmsandhog]

OH WHY THANK YOU GEMMA

[@adam145]

Funny thing about untraceable reference actually happened a lot in USA when circuit city or some other big chain shop closed and people put down positions from the place on their resume. There was physically no way to check it. People got away by using slightly higher paid jobs to boost theirs and no one could really do anything.

[@carollundin9792]

I was surprised Foil's character was putting a resume together in order to get a job, but he redeemed himself in the end....too much work to look for one. Great sketch!

[@aboredguywithaninternetcon4663]

It's always good to see what the Squatters cast is doing

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Foil’s Monologue about job hunting and the unemployed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Standing ovation because I felt so seen 😭

[@anniesoernym]

Always loving Hog's voice acting. And love that he basically only uses two different ones here instead of six 🤣

[@EmilyE2601]

Foil's character being called the "best corpse burner" 😂😂 Oh boy!!

[@Emma_W_]

_clay_ pigeon shooting and the delivery. My favourite line in the whole thing! 😂

[@woodykane]

I mean the use of spare wallpaper to make the shirt is genius 😂

[@foilarmsandhog]

Made for an uncomfortable wear

[@woodykane]

@@foilarmsandhog I mean it looks pasted on you 🤔

[@SamFAHntha]

Haha! Hey, how do we know it's not spare shirts stitched to make wallpaper? 🤔

[@woodykane]

@@SamFAHntha their budget doesn't stretch that far 😳😳😳🤣

[@SamFAHntha]

@@woodykane Oh of course, my apologies 🤣

[@frankbrennos]

"It just feels like work" Yes! I remember the last time I went looking for a job, I was spending my days looking at offers, finding about the company, writing a really good cover letter, etc. The amount of work was exhausting, and that's just to get a job 😱

[@niseplank4527]

Whenever that shirt comes out, you know Arms is in for outrage and confusion.

[@foilarmsandhog]

haha

[@the_local_bigamist]

Foil's 'tache and smug grin makes this sketch perfect.

[@meganrogers3571]

The "business consultant" made me laugh. In Washington, DC, we have the "government contractor," which sounds just as vague!

[@Youtube_University_Tutorials]

LOL I'm a Federal government contractor. Within my company my job title is "Senior Consultant II." When I interviewed, the manager literally could not describe the job.

[@emilys.6787]

Yey it's Thursday again. Couldn't think of a better way to procrastinate. It really makes me happy to see how well the Squatters characters work in these shorter sketches. Loved it. Have a wonderful day!

[@jessicabader8010]

You're the only ones that manage to make me laugh. I like the punchlines, it's clever and never offensive. A big thank you to you.

[@wiszak9370]

There are two types of people. The unemployed ones, and the ones who lied in their CVs

[@raipa111]

So that's why i was unemployed for months. I was trying to be honest...

[@lenovigusto3446]

"Annnddd that's time" was by far the BEST impression of a psychologist hahaha, nailed it!

[@HSBsoulsurfer]

I lost it at the 6 burner phones 💀

[@jennywren6795]

"Aaaaaand, that's time". Perfect! Loved it all. Suits rolling in from the side, the timing, the expressions, the inspirational music....all perfect.

[@samiahashmi8178]

I've been watching them for years , they never cease to amaze do they.

[@foilarmsandhog]

Ah thanks Samia, that's very kind

[@TheSilentStan]

I agree, I think it’s about six years for me now, can’t believe it, but I hope they never stop… so that means they can’t die… well, at least not until all the fans do 😂

[@StephanieJeanne]

Oh man, that ending 💀! After all that...he was just too lazy to bother. Loved it, guys! Hog's fake resume reference voices were hilarious, too. 🙌🤣

[@debolinamukherjee4878]

This is a brilliant sketch. Foil has done an amazing job of portraying the inner pain such people suffer from.

[@Cherry-ou6qk]

Chris is getting a real character development here, ever since he killed Olwyn 😂

[@judew.5872]

Every Thursday when you post a new and hilarious sketch, I check to see how many subscribers you now have. Won't be long before you top 1 million and the year's barely halfway through! You deserve 2 million easy.❤

[@Emma_W_]

I really enjoyed this one! Loved Suits rolling in and all the accents especially! 😂 Really felt like Suits And Aodhagan were long term flatmates/friends and Chris has grown a bit of confidence (and character). Good for him. I'm enjoying seeing what the Squatters characters are growing into. A few truths in this one too about looking for a new job!

[@jennyormrod2288]

The music playing over his speeches! 😂 I love how his enthusiasm fades as he realises that applying to jobs is a pain! Very realistic!

[@fahntasticstatistics]

Fahntastic Statistic - Week 95 In this spring, FAH averaged almost 1.3 million views per week on their KZbin channel. There have been more views this season than any other since Autumn 2021. Speaking of seasons, maybe another interview with a season? 'An Interview with Winter' now has 439K views which is pretty avarage. So I think it's worth a shot lads!

[@IntensivePorpoise]

An Interview with Southern Hemisphere Winter.

[@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena]

Just not Summer or Winter will go mad. Another idea would be the seasons being sued and in court for messing around. (Had my students debate as seasons and it was hilarious.)

[@darondax]

The sharpie porno-stache always kills me 🤣

[@McRocket]

Great video. And he is right. You ARE supposed to lie on your resume. If you tell the complete truth? You will probably lose out to someone who lied better than you did. Cheers. ✌️

[@_Miri_]

We’re currently looking for new employees. So after having watched this sketch, tell me how shall I take ANY resumé seriously ever again??? Or any job interview in general, after having watched your job interview sketches… 😩 If I randomly burst out laughing in those job interviews next week, we all know who’s to blame.

[@tobiMelka]

Well, there is always the 3 or 6-month probation period... isn't there?? ;)

[@suntiger745]

Frankly, I’ve come to the conclusion that a willingness to learn and not being afraid to ask questions when you are uncertain what to do are some of the most valuable things you can get in an employee. Everything else comes along if you have that.

[@gengis737]

Just ask people about how they would handle the work, not about their reference. If they know to do it, they know to do it.

[@sd-ch2cq]

​@@suntiger745if you select for enthusiasm and willingness to learn it is completely your own fault that you end up with a bunch of dumb rich kids filled with unearned confidence

[@suntiger745]

@@sd-ch2cq Enthusiasm is not necessary. A willingness to learn and ask questions is. Those are the foundations you can build a good work ethic on, though it's of course not guaranteed. It's why a trial period is important for both employer and employee. Not sure why you think dumb rich kids would be signing up to work. In my experience, dumb rich kids tend to not work at all, just live off of their parents' money.

[@freeindeed7]

Love all the different voices from Hog! And many funny lines, too :D. Thank you!

[@MetalBrigade117]

Foil,Arms and Hog I got my work friend group addicted to your “With parents “ sketches! They bust a gut every time,keep’em coming!!

[@ACEM1306]

The monologues!!! Way to tell truth in the blanket of a laughter fest. Great job, lads, great job...

[@ananyachatterjee197]

Hog is just on fire with the swift switches in accents and voices.. ❤ And the bgm to Aodhgan's monologues. You have outdone yourselves, lads.. This is awesome 👏👏👏

[@foilarmsandhog]

Cheers, this was fun to put together, nearly 4 pages so took so long to learn

[@entertainmentandfun797]

Always love when these squatters characters come back.

[@debrabrabenec]

Love the sketch- especially the snippet of Elgar's "Nimrod!"

[@divingdane3623]

😂👏😂 With that look Aodhagán should have added Lion Tamer and 1970's adult movie star to his resumé, totally believable! 😜😂

[@orfeassiozos1575]

Pretty sure this sketch quickly rose to the top of my favourites 😂😂 especially love Foil's character in this one!!

[@faheemahislam967]

This is so painfully hilariously accurate! How did you guys know this is exactly what i'm experiencing at the moment 😂 Every sketch absolute gold

[@suecole6473]

I lied about my tech skills. Got the job and was congratulated on my tech skills. Worked there for 11 years and was never called out on it. Go Aragorn!

[@foilarmsandhog]

YES, that's the system

[@Ensign_Roque]

This is the way 😅

[@singingway]

You missed the obvious -- creative lying on your resume IS the qualification for United States Congressman from New York.

[@nikkid8834]

Brilliant as always! Also kinda funny the guy's shirt matching the wallpaper

[@anniesoernym]

No face set to disappointment here because I booked my tickets for Hamburg ages ago 🥳 Very much looking forward to it already!

[@foilarmsandhog]

Fantastisch!

[@silversolver7809]

I'm subbed to dozens of YT channels-but there's only one where I make sure to never miss the outro!

[@infamousdmcpc]

Great use of Acting With Pen ✍🏻 Foil is getting his money’s worth out of that Masterclass

[@thalulaguiry4246]

big fan. love to see just as much of Hog too. you 3 are the perfect match.

[@jored56]

0:54 I like how the "resume" is the script for their last video "Cheating vs Studying" 😄

[@Scott_Stone]

This looks like old sitcom material! Great work!

[@copiouscareerist]

All of your hair looks amazing, btw. AND fantastic skit, beautiful gentlemen!! xoxoxo

[@luggystykz]

Given the set and the situation you can't convince me this isn't a mini-episode of Squatters.

[@Captain-Jinn]

Ill never get tired of the Squatters characters. Great job!

[@redpandamurphy]

That St John's Ambulance joke was way too funny for me 😂 I am a member of it so it's hilarious to me.

[@karenrussell5831]

The ending where Aodhghán and Suits realise that actually looking for a job involves working at it 😂 Love to see Foil having fun with a tache again, he really does love them

[@brhapsody5202]

Could be Should be Would be Was be😂😂 Couldn't be the only one hoping it went that way

[@moragf8175]

Ah, the old finding a job Catch 22, got to love it, and this sketch (as always)

[@juliarosetwamley]

Writing my CV today this was so helpful thank you

[@gimmethatplease2224]

There's too few comments on Hog's character, I think. I loved it! The surprising entrance, the accents, the confidence... thumbs up!

[@Ensign_Roque]

Suits really had only a very brief appearance

[@kedaver263]

The whole "corpse burner" segment is an underrated moment

[@rojprakash5161]

Foil explaining why the system is rigged has the same energy as the kids arguing why they can't do the dishes.

[@krystynaieromina343]

Guys, you are the best! My husband and I love your sketches about Oisin and his mom! They are hilarious and you are great actors.

[@WizzoTheMagicMan]

Meanwhile on Arms resume: It says baker and cook, how so? Arms: well i made mashed potatoes, croquettes, hashbrowns and wedges alot.

[@maryd253]

Business Consultant….I loved this part! Hahahahaha

[@SamFAHntha]

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

[@Keyswiz71]

By step-son described himself as a "distribution executive in the information industry"; he loved that paper round!

[@GraceChen_csy]

Get to remember the fake five stars and reviews on your early posters😂

[@foilarmsandhog]

haha fair enough, you got us

[@knjch]

Your videos are perfect in order to learn English and practice listening skills. Thank you!

[@Agnes.Nutter]

ah! I’ve missed Squatters! welcome back you three, great sketch as always 😄

[@janetbutler6805]

I love these guys. I've worked in Careers Advice and this is believable!

[@efficiencygaming3494]

It's a good thing this video showed up when it did. I just got rejected from four different jobs in the past month. Think I'm just going to lie like a MF on my next application... I don't understand the way certain hiring managers think. In 2019 I tried to apply for a librarian job, but they said they wanted someone with at least three years of experience... _in stacking books._ It's really hard. I'm an actor and I've auditioned for plays that were far easier to get into. I figure it's better to get a job with a resume full of lies than to have a true resume and no job. Sometimes you gotta play dirty to get ahead...

[@HSBsoulsurfer]

Have someone fake being a reference that you were a library "Page"- you know what I mean, that you were the book stacker in the aisles, as volunteer work. Some of the dealbreakers are so simple they are ridiculous.

[@BangkokVoiceCoach]

Moustache guy has turned into a total ride.

[@karabenomar]

It's amazing how putting a moustache on Foil instantly makes him look 300% more like a jerk.

[@foilarmsandhog]

Hahaha!!!

[@lynseaa]

I appreciate the A Song of Ice and Fire universe job. Aegon is indeed good at burning corpses.

[@beagless]

"So you've decided to get a career?" ... love the third degree burns 🤣

[@wholesomegamer]

Love how the shirt matches the tapestry 😀!

[@eozisfine]

This is the return of Squatters and I'm HERE FOR IT

[@RamblinRick_]

I'm updating my resume. Thanks for the burner phone idea for references.

[@rain_of_parsley]

I already bought tickets to your show for in a few months. Looking forward to it!

[@luciahoneybee]

When Arms said "you will not get a single job that way" and Foil replied "watch me", I thought it was gonna cut to him being hired as an actor 😂 But they're right, it's too much work! Coming from an actress 😝

[@sivelti3914]

This is too true. Amazing!

[@_nuwanthika_]

Love the edits with background music to match the dialogues!

[@stevendaniel8126]

Such Truth........love it !!!

[@cillboon]

Love that: could be, should be, would be...was!

[@mysteriousshadowofdoom2311]

As a business consultant, I can confirm that none of us know what our actual job description is

[@Lesliekentyoutubeuser]

Chris has developed some confidence I see.. 😂

[@lyns2626]

Omigosh! You’ve just recreated the George Santos Story! ROLF! Love y’all! Cheers from South Carolina! 😁

[@agent0422]

Basically the initial plot of "Suits"

[@miriam2526]

a bit of hard hitting truth in the middle there. I remember well applying to my first job and people there being surprised that I don't have 10 years of work experience yet...🙄 brilliant sketch about another serious topic, thank you!!!

[@Ensign_Roque]

So true, the work experience thing. And so stupid.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Maybe it’s me but Foil looks really cool in his late ‘60s Disco Icon Cosplay.

[@Caphalor951]

I'm coming to the show in Hamburg! Sadly the Netherlands was already sold out so I'm making a city trip out of it. Love your comedy!