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[@LegalEagle]

👮‍♂️ Yes, I understand that people say Tucker is joking. See 4:50. I watched the *entire* episode *so* many times and I still can't tell. See also Popehat's Rule of Goats. Either way, let's run a thought experiment of our own: is it illegal?!

[@jonathanperry8331]

I emailed the show. I said I want to see Tucker Carlson go to a playground and call the police on somebody. But obviously this is never going to happen

[@raetavia8223]

Whether or not the supreme court technically has the power of judicial review by the constitution. Or jury nullification.

[@Bogdan-wf2pp]

You should make a video about jury nullification

[@aestheticdegen]

I saw someone make a comment about laws on witchcraft and if there are any laws in the U.S about performing witchcraft or black magic. Or if there ever have been. I feel like that could be a cool and interesting video

[@jonathanjollimore7156]

Still want 5 mins alone with this guy

[@deathsyth8888]

"Tucker Carlson is not a valid news source." - Fox News' legal defense

[@tacomonkey222]

Oh no they did a cnn

[@Joshua-qv1ho]

Bruh im a conservative and I don't even consider half the stuff that fox News says is credible

[@graphospasm5394]

@@tacomonkey222 can you link me on that. I remember when Fox news did that when sued for giving out misinformation. I had not heard about the same for cnn

[@______608]

@@tacomonkey222 yeah please do link that article, I'd love to know more!

[@WhiteTreeRightful]

@@Joshua-qv1ho this might be a rabbit hole but I'm curious what need sources you do consider credible? I agree with you but i think it's likely for opposite reasons

[@shellyseymore6249]

Like child protection hasn't got enough to deal with, without a bunch of lunatics calling them over nonsense.

[@mtavarez4561]

It’s sarcasm- pointing out how ridiculous the left is--

[@Spiral.Dynamics]

CPS is underfunded by people who like to watch The Tucker Carlson White Power Hour.

[@gorbsupreme7555]

@@mtavarez4561 explain please

[@Maxawa0851]

@@mtavarez4561 sarcasm in that statement is invisible, if there is any at all

[@thisisisabella3634]

@@mtavarez4561 He was not being sarcastic you liar. Also when your audience is as measurably stupid as his even if he was being sarcastic his audience is stupid enough to do it anyways. Next thing you'll say is that Tucker isn't a full blown fascist. It shows the level of delusion that fascist simps live in.

[@annapeterson1906]

Ask politely but firmly, “Would you please take off your *pants* ? Science says there is no reason for you to be wearing them. Your *pants* are making me uncomfortable.”

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

Do you really want to try that tactic with Tucker's audience? They'd probably do it, then things will get REALLY get uncomfortable.

[@lisap.1826]

My first reaction was 😂🤣, good one. Then I thought of Tucker and 🤢🤮

[@SientifikSiameez7799]

@@darrenmacqueen9884 That’s when you slam dunk them with indecent exposure. Or at least I think that’s what you would do. I’m new here, so I don’t know if that has any legal caveats.

[@help4343]

@@SientifikSiameez7799 As long as they are wearing opaque underwear I don't think they would be committing indecent exposure.

[@jbmike19]

Slippery slope argument. Same principle concept for the other side would be; “please put on a burka. You’re exposed skin and hair is making me uncomfortable”

[@janinewolverine]

I was taken from my mom when I was a kid and spent two years in foster care before my dad got custody. Years later, someone called CPS because I wasn't being treated for alopecia (literally just hair loss, did not require treatment). When a caseworker showed up at my house to talk to me, a kid who had been in the foster system, I was terrified that I was about to be taken away from my dad. What I'm saying is, if you care about a child's wellbeing, please don't traumatize them over parenting disagreements.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Main-Issues with the Democratic Party: -Obsessed with Compromises -Right-Wing by World-Standart (yeah!) -Rachet Effect -The intense Stuff explored in "Back to Normal With Biden's Cabinet", a video by 'Some More News'. C'mon, watch at least Minute 22-30!

[@janeeyre1990]

[CW: child abuse, violence, gaslighting] Even though my mom broke the cycle of abuse, I come from a family of abusive people and criminals and have spent a lot of time with survivors of abuse as an adult. One of my good friends got epilepsy from his time in foster homes because of physical beatings. I have met young people who explicitly told me that they won't talk about the abuse they experience with mandated reporters because they don't want to be put into the foster care system. When my mom was abused in the 1960s - 1970s and tried to run away, the police would find her and put her in jail and then she had to go to court. The police and judge all told her what a bad, ungrateful daughter she was and how great her parents were. The system is broken and has been broken for a long time, and vulnerable children are the ones who suffer the most.

[@artsyscrub3226]

​@@janeeyre1990 All children deserve a parent not all parents deserve children.

[@Demmrir]

Your short tirade on whether or not Tucker's recommendation is satirical is an important aspect of how conservatives speak. Everything is simultaneously communicating a serious intent but said in a way that they can back out with an "I was just kidding!" if anyone tries to make them face consequences, because they want to get their way without having to back it up. "What I want but not what you want" is probably the most succinct GOP slogan possible.

[@RemixedVoice]

"It was just a joke bro" - GOP after January 6th 🤣

[@kcr2002]

Shrödinger's fascism

[@tacomonkey222]

@@RemixedVoice it was a joke -blm after burning and looting for a ps5

[@xp8969]

@@tacomonkey222 except for the part where that never happened, nice try tho troll

[@xp8969]

@@RemixedVoice when they said "give them a trial by combat" and "fight like hell or you'll lose all your freedom and never get it back" they didn't actually mean give em a trial by combat or to fight like hell Oh, wait, turns out that's exactly what they meant

[@natedavis3943]

It would be abuse to make a child watch Tucker Carlson.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

Agreed

[@hellshade2]

it is probably abuse of the public that tucker HAS a show...

[@Tarotlynx]

@@hellshade2 Certainly noise pollution.

[@ZeldagigafanMatthew]

Tucker's very existence is child abuse.

[@furfoxsake1175]

Dude I'm a young adult living with my parents and my mom is a huge Tucker fan. Has him on the TV all the time. I love my mom, don't get me wrong but I'm about to move out and I'm so relieved I won't be having to listen to him anymore. I see this guy's face so much that he shows up in my dreams

[@teresajaskowiak2165]

I'm a single mom. Three times last year *someone* called CPS/cops saying my kid was home alone. All three times the cops showed up to me at the door, braless and in pajamas, and my kid smiling and waving. I tried to press charges for false reporting and harassment but it was anonymous

[@krisostomoyabarrera2255]

They wanna see you braless probably. Your neighbors are creeps.

[@Randarrradara]

Cover your windows 😳

[@mayberelevant3237]

I had a neighbour who would anonymously Report single mothers all the time , always false allegations I even spoke to child services and asked , maybe they should be investigating the complainer Surely this was a waste of their time & resources?? But yeah I got the same response?? Crazy!!

[@christinebeers8767]

Anonymous or not has the local department not issued a citation for misuse of emergency services?

[@MardukTheSunGodInsideMe]

This abuse is very common

[@nicholea5526]

A Karen who lived next door to my sister-in-law called CPS to accuse my family of child abuse. After living in the same building for 20 years she didn't like hearing the regular noise that comes along with 2 kids even though the kids are relatively quiet (as much as kids can be). The kids are not mimes obviously, but there is no TV in the apartment and they're in bed by 9pm every night. The neighbor was retired and spent all her time blazing it up in her apartment, getting high and nit-picking the entire apartment floor. My sister-in-law is a stay-at-home mom and spends every minute with her kids, teaching them to read by age 3. She obviously spends every ounce of energy raising her kids in a way she thinks gives them the best chance to be happy, well-adjusted, confident, and taking advantage of their full potential. The neighbor called CPS saying that she thinks the kids are neglected. When the agent came by and sat with her family he apologized for having to come out, waste their time, and make the kids nervous. He said that she obviously filed a false report to try to intimidate my family and said that this unfortunately was not uncommon. Point being, CPS has a vital role to play in protecting kids and families. Using them as a weapon to make a point can cause real problems for the families they are meant to protect. If a person has a problem with people around them, using their love for their kids as leverage is really despicable.

[@spvillano]

The problem with such idiots weaponizing the CPS, what the end result is that CPS then loses credibility. A CPS without credibility protects no children.

[@nicholea5526]

@D Smyth CPS actually doesn't have to have a warrant in order to enter a person's home.

[@ekathe85]

What happened to the Karen?

[@nicholea5526]

@@ekathe85 I think the Karen still lives in the same apartment but my sister-in-law moved. The lady didn't face any repercussions for what she did though because it's difficult to prove that she made a false report out of malice, rather than just mistakenly.

[@davidguiney1746]

@@nicholea5526 the only people who can come into your home without your permission are people with court orders or warrants, or police who believe they have probable cause that there is a crime taking place at that moment

[@derekjackson8465]

We've all been scratching our heads, wonderng what to call male Karens... Tucker was right in front of us the whole time

[@Laladust]

Karen’s are Karen’s regardless of gender. Karen is a universally accepted idea. It’s a noun that describes the entitled rich white narcissist. The whole world knows what a Karen is...the ENTIRE world knows what a Karen is, not just you Americans. There’s absolutely no need for another term.

[@dielaughing73]

Safer than behind us

[@blindleader42]

"Chad" had some currency in the Karen discussion for a while, but never really took off. "Tucker" is too specific. "Karen" seems to fill the need adequately.

[@Laladust]

@@blindleader42 isn't "Chad" already used by the incel community to describe their idea of the "perfect male specimen" and thus the reason for their eternal inceldom. Yea, Chad is already taken as the opposite of the incel.

[@alexanderbravo5137]

@@LaladustOriginally yes, now it's just a term somewhat vague for what a person thinks the different ideals men are.

[@RashidMBey]

I understand that people can say he's joking, but his tone, delivery, facial expressions, and complete lack of comedic cues clearly demonstrates he's not transmitting that message and his show nonseriously, even if his lawyers would claim otherwise.

[@johnmcgovern5372]

And he's on Fox news not comedy central...

[@dielaughing73]

Imagine that oxygen thief having any sense of humour

[@travcollier]

A judge should start requiring Fox news to display an on-screen label at all times saying wether or not what is being said is comedy, satire, news, ect.

[@stanlee3619]

Conservatives are so bad at humor that it's not always obvious when they think they're joking.

[@coldman5149]

@@stanlee3619 Did you just call every single person who identifies as a conservative bad at humor?

[@chompytv8591]

“If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s you should probably never do what Tucker Carlson tells you to do.” Nail on the head.

[@SunflowerSocialist]

Anyone who names their child “tucker” is guilty of child abuse

[@theaverageinternetuser4130]

Now that is actually good satire

[@humblenoob7631]

iijerichoii ain’t happy lmao

[@renaeadams7868]

Touché

[@Drew-mv5wq]

This is an insult, rather than a comeback.

[@williampennjr.4448]

@@Drew-mv5wq to the left an insult is the same as an argument.

[@joachimschoder]

Defendant: "Tucker Carlson said ..." Judge: "So you are pleading insanity?"

[@ascenscionstallion2993]

Underrated joke

[@tim6582]

I think you mean, "So you're pleading Stupidity?"

[@FireStormOOO_]

@@tim6582 I can almost imagine that being a legitimate pleading with matching rehab. Deradicalization is something we seriously need a more organized mechanism for.

[@article1598]

Love this. 🤣

[@Quinntus79]

@@FireStormOOO_ I couldn't agree more. Everyone jumps to mental illness whenever a mass shooting happens (never mind the fact that mentally ill people are more likely to be treated with violence than to commit an act of violent). Hardly anyone addresses radicalization.

[@gsbetthedoom]

A few years ago I had a Karen call the cops on me for sitting on my own roof. The dispatcher said it wasn't illegal and hung up. The Karen's face was priceless 🤣👌

[@joodajoo]

Yea we had roof access from a bedroom window in the place I stayed at in college. Literally every night of summer was us sitting on the roof drinking.

[@gsbetthedoom]

@@joodajoo sad thing was, we weren't even drinking, just eating some sandwiches while watching the sun set.

[@MushookieMan]

Were you up there with Anders Holmvik and Snoopy the dog?

[@alonealien1474]

Who in their right minds would call the cops on adults sitting on the roof of their own home? Some people have way too much time on their hands!

[@Tzimisce]

@@alonealien1474 Who ever said Karens were in their right mind?

[@NelsonA_]

As a former foster child, please dont just call CPS on parents. My mom still lives with the trauma of her kids getting taken away and they had every right to remove me. Imagine the trauma of losing your child when you did nothing wrong.

[@TheMXer42]

Remember, Fox defended carlson in court by saying no one could possibly believe him

[@JaelinBezel]

Never underestimate the general public’s stupidity

[@kempolar9768]

I don't remember who it was but someone on fox got really mad at whoever on the left saying "It's like they are saying the american people are stupid". I don't know what world you live in but the general public of the entire world is pretty stupid if you look at history, simply more so for the modern US than most places.

[@leyrua]

imagine hearing in mid-winter: "Could you take off your coat? Seeing you wearing a coat is making me uncomfortable."

[@rhov-anion]

I've been told that, not in winter, but when I moved from the desert to the north. I went from where 60° was "freezing" and found myself in the low 50°, bundled up in a parka. It was spring, no one else wore jackets, some were in shorts, and I was told multiple times to take off the jacket. It's a horrible thing to demand if the person seriously needs it.

[@shadenox8164]

I heard similar while wearing shorts during winter, though they thankfully didn't ask me to take them off.

[@jenniferstine8567]

After the Columbine incident a lot of schools in my city banned trench coats. I feel badly for the kids that only had one coat, couldn't afford a new one, and it happened to be a trench coat. Sometimes someone would kindly get them a new coat. However if the entire neighborhood is low income, it can be hard for someone to afford to be a good Samaritan. My gym teacher forced me to wear only my t-shirt and shorts outside. I hate wearing shorts. In the winter it's fully justified for me to loathe someone like that. (In my city we're not required to bathe after gym. So, no hot water to thaw out with. Assuming that we'd even get hot water.)

[@Insipid42]

@@rhov-anion I've remarked on people wearing shorts or having no jacket on a cold winter day. But never the reverse. But my remarks never involved me insisting that they wear a jacket. My remarks basically were just that they're a lot tougher than I am.

[@dmanzawsome]

Tucker "snowflake" Carlson

[@deadpanforlife8878]

“Don’t trust the government but rely on government services to do what you (I) want.” -Tucker Carlson more or less.

[@aoikemono6414]

I knew a right wing loon who was the embodiment of this. He would rail about the government passing this or that law against his freedoms, and would frequently harass or make fun of the police. But he would also have his local reprsentative on speed dial to complain about cracks in the pavement or loud music in the downtown area where he lived. The affectation of strong principles, but so easily ignored for self-serving reasons.

[@wnose]

And don't forget to support the troops!

[@rageoftyrael]

@THUN QI FAY - I don't think they're a troll I just think they're being a tad hyperbolic with their example. They're arguing that they don't want any of those services provided to them by the government and they don't want to pay for them, but that the government forces them to pay for them in the form of taxes. Side note, we directly pay for water, electricity and mail, so it doesn't really enter into the discussion.

[@WanderTheNomad]

I'm not sure if the principles just went completely out the window, or if they were never there.

[@dontmisunderstand6041]

@@aoikemono6414 That means those aren't principles, they're tools used for social manipulation.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

I can say from experience that CPS isn't gonna do a damn thing. When my first grade teacher called them over the bruises my dad left on me, they asked a few questions, shrugged, and left. There were plenty more beatings he got to dish out until he finally lost custody on my teens...

[@ryanprower4246]

I was under CPS for 12 years total. That ended *last Saturday* and CPS definitely takes shit like that seriously if you're in a half-decent place.

[@lolaartemis]

Sadly, there are very few firm firm written laws about what CPS must or may not do. It often comes down to individuals. The worker is too busy, has a false belief that the abuse is not 'bad enough', is racist and always thinks parents of colour are harmful ... too easy is it for innocent parents to lose their needlessly traumatized children, and for helpless children to die at the hands of a parent after multiple child abuse reports and even evidence having been seen.

[@infinite_monkey590]

ForCiNg cHiLDren tO Do tHinGs wiThOut sCiEntiFic rEaSon iS cHild abUse. OK now kids, get dressed, we're going to church!

[@JuFo2707]

I love how this implies clothing is abuse

[@charxmoon9495]

Preach lol

[@destiny_5540]

@@JuFo2707 I mean clothing does keep you more protected from the cold sooooo

[@SaintKines]

@@destiny_5540 unless they get wet

[@Hugh.Manatee]

False abuse reports are not just wasting time and resources, but are also incredibly traumatic for a family. A friend of mine had his father accused (falsely) of sexual child abuse. The subsequent investigation was intrusive and led to him and his siblings not seeing their dad for two months, which is not something you can explain to a 5 year old.

[@DeadHaremGuy]

I'm just glad to hear that they could see their dad again.

[@simplus1980]

Thank you, this needs to be highlighted a whole lot.

[@Anonarchist]

this is why karens like tuck weaponize them, it doesn't matter if the report is false, your whole family's life is going to be ruined until the investigation is over, and any little thing can cause it to be prolonged.

[@promethium-145]

People that make false accusations like that should be punished in a court of law. It's disgusting.

[@dannymartinez3600]

With those type of abuse allegations, even when proved to be false, the accusation alone does a lot of damage. And the association to it can linger long after even if you did nothing wrong.

[@iandhr1]

There has been some debate on what to call "Male Karens" I think we can call them Tuckers now.

[@joshmerchant8737]

i thought they were called Kyles?

[@DrumWild]

@@joshmerchant8737 It is a known fact that every baby named Kyle is baptized in Monster Energy Drink.

[@iandhr1]

@@joshmerchant8737 I think that was a name that was suggested. I have also heard Kevin and a few others.

[@MatrixRefugee]

I personally use the term 'Darren', as it rhymes with 'Karen', but I use the term 'Debbie' the way most people use 'Karen'. All the people named Karen whom I know are the kind of people who wouldn't demand to speak to the manager unless there was a bloody good reason for it. On the other hand, all the people named Debbie I know act like the Karen archetype.

[@kathleenhammett7528]

Tuckums

[@lrowlands992]

I had a burst of hope for a second when I read the title and thought Tucker Carlson was going to jail....

[@jawntanamo_bae]

Tbh I think the most important part of the video is understanding that any time you call the cops it has the potential to turn deadly.

[@darkscarflame4822]

Anything you do can potentially turn deadly. Of course some stuff are less deadlier than others

[@melissaholley9448]

@@darkscarflame4822 said like someone who still trusts police. Don't.

[@melissaholley9448]

ONE THOUSAND TIMES YES!

[@darkscarflame4822]

@@melissaholley9448 Trust the police? In this day and age you can't trust anyone you've seen or meet at first. But, you must remember that they're the ones who protect the people wherever you live. It's their duty to protect the people. Yes ik there are corrupt cops out there, but how often do you see that among the community? You only see the rare cases in the mainstream news media.

[@soulstealer5625]

@@darkscarflame4822 hardly rare. When good cops are run out of and intimidated out of the force and other ‘good’ cops remain silent in the face of police abuses, the system is rotten.

[@horngatekeeper]

"They're symbols of shame and submission" Tucker's dominatrix tries to save a few bucks and we all suffer for it.

[@skatetown100]

hehehehe

[@leonettab7479]

Oh God, my poor brain!

[@jiukumite]

Where does Butt F$&@ Tuck live?

[@angeleslicas5737]

Please can you see the Ted Bundy movie with Zac Efron??? 🥺🥺🥺❤️

[@fataldust9033]

Lmfao

[@knightmarecityk]

It's the "Call and keep calling until someone shows up" part that really will cause problems.

[@Sableagle]

Does that count as a DDoS attack against the 911 system?

[@user-vk2cd9qw7i]

​@@Sableagle Dos =/DDoS note the extra D, standing for "distributed". This wouldn't be distributed.

[@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek]

@@user-vk2cd9qw7i well he wasn’t talking about one person it would be multiple so it may actually count as DDoS perhaps

[@beepmcjeep5527]

What Tucker has created is a DDoS attack as it'll cause a distributed group of people to perform a DoS attack. 🎉

[@user-vk2cd9qw7i]

@@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek true true but I find it highly unlikely that all the people he’s talking to will call 911 at the exact same time. DDoS attacks do this so that each individual computer (or in this case caller) doesn’t have to do much on their end to crash the whole system

[@nikusallen4708]

Bruh. When you said "because kids are really dumb" I died!💀🤣🤣 Literal tears. People look at me like I'm crazy when I say that, but it's true. It's not their fault they don't know shit, they're relatively new to the whole human thing.

[@EA-df4iz]

Has Tucker ever actually called CPS? Because I’m a teacher, and I have and it takes HOURS for someone to pick up. Dude needs a reality check.

[@karelsiemens1]

The “ no right minded person would believe this” defence kind of admits that he’s willingly taking advantage of vulnerable people

[@Earthstar_Review]

100%

[@jeremylee48]

But unfortunately said vulnerable people are often very egotistic, so accepting that they’ve been deceived and exploited proves too heavy a task.

[@lukeingram7655]

Kind of like how Legaleagle takes advantage of politically vulnerable people by claiming a person reporting something truthfully witnessed to the police would be making a FALSE report, even if what was reported turns out to be legal?

[@stevegrieb6596]

@@jeremylee48 Actually, the thing that scares me about Faux News is how many otherwise intelligent, professional people watch their lies but assume the content is the gospel truth.

[@fzrniko]

Please don’t call CPS to report this. Please. CPS is already overwhelmed as it is with legitimate CPS investigations and cases. This will only jeopardize CPSs ability to investigate and support actual needy families.

[@Antomausk]

"Anyone reporting in good faith shall be immune from any civil or criminal liability. Any person who knowingly and willfully makes a false report or counsels another to make a false report is guilty of a felony of the third degree punishable by up to five years in prison." -FLDCF, False Reporting Guidelines

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Indeed.

[@bibliophilecb]

Yep. Also, CPS investigations for false claims can be incredibly traumatic. I’m in my mid 20s and still working through the trauma of an entirely false CPS claim that caused my family to be investigated when I was a kid. If you care about kids, don’t put them through that.

[@gra5697]

@@bibliophilecb as a social worker who has colleagues that work for the state with CPS ... this happens out of vengeance or people snooping on influencers without actually reading the laws and the time CPS has when it comes to a claim from a KZbin video... please speak of if you see something, BUT make sure the thing you see if worth speaking up over, and understand how to speak up about it. Contrary t the stigma these people work their asses off in spite of the broken system, many go above and beyond. The whims false stereotype of “CPS breaks up loving families!!!” Is a joke, and when this does happen by mistake it’s due to shit like that. Scary people working a weak system. Please; nobody be part of

[@Nerobyrne]

not to mention CPS is entirely useless when it comes to parenting decisions. They have a hard enough time removing children in actual abuse cases, wtf does he think they're going to do about casual parenting decisions?

[@TheJasonBorn]

I like how you turned "calling the police like a Karen" into a "making a Tucker report." Also, we need to make it a thing and start calling male Karen's a Tucker.

[@mp-qh1yv]

My wife and I thought about referring to 'male Karens' as Kevin, but after this. I'm convinced that it should forever more that a 'male Karen' is a "Tucker". LOL!!!!

[@AnonYmous-mc5zx]

I'm on board, been struggling on how to refer to Tuckers.

[@larryrowe5259]

I believe Male Karens are called Dick.

[@spvillano]

I've taken to using an appropriate epithet for Tucker, Typhoid Tucker. The Mary Mallon of the mass media.

[@spvillano]

@@larryrowe5259 personally, I call them zero targets.

[@MatsuyoRific]

I remember that story about the dude who had the police called on him for asking Karen to leash her dog. He actually posted the story on r/EntitledPeople, and she racially profiled him, and even told the police that she was "being threatened by a black person". She even told him that she KNEW the chances of him getting shot were high cause he was black.

[@antonbrakhage490]

That's straight up attempted murder.

[@lucyhardy-styles-shield2728]

what happened when the police did arrive? I hope she got a huge dose of karma

[@MatsuyoRific]

@@lucyhardy-styles-shield2728 He was okay, and didn't get attacked by the police, I found a video of the interaction too, but I don't remember where I saw the video since I saw it separate from that story.

[@omnitoad2187]

"Anti-Karen Laws" is one of the most validating phrases I've ever heard come from a lawyer.

[@fuj1n]

San Francisco is actually calling it the CAREN Act, which is amazing

[@mj91212]

This soothes me.

[@Karhald]

@@fuj1n This brings me joy.

[@GCJACK83]

Fun fact: Calling the cops via 911, which is usually reserved as the emergency number, when there's actually no emergency can get you arrested and charged for a false report and might potentially get someone else killed.

[@Sorcerers_Apprentice]

Oh, but I'm sure Fucker Carlson will swoop in to help these idiots as a reward for their loyalty if they get into trouble *snicker*.

[@mattroxursoul]

Or can get you or a loved one shot when they escalate a situation out of control

[@alvvinreynosa9368]

Fun fact you can always call the nom-emergency number.

[@tudeslildude]

Wow, I didn't know my literal butt almost got itself arrested once.

[@huhwah5387]

@@Sorcerers_Apprentice On the school system that you support? Bravo! 👏

[@ThatReplyGuy]

Just a quick correction. Kids are NOT dumb. Ignorant, yes, but they are often waaaay smarter than parents give them credit for. They watch everything and learn habits and norms very quickly, and are often quite clever when it comes to problem solving skills.

[@shawnstrode3825]

If there was a large amount of calls directly related to this broadcast could CPS across the nation sue Tucker Carlson or Fox?

[@TheGeekPub]

Fox already played the "Tucker Carlson isn't real, its an entertainment show." card in court and won.

[@juststatedtheobvious9633]

That's why the right packed the courts. They're allergic to civic responsibility.

[@j0hnn13K]

And sadly a lot of people do not realize it is "satire" and think Tucker (omg that name...) is a genuine news reporter who states facts and truths. (oh my, i did not expect people to misread the intention of the airquoted "Satire" comment, no it isnt satire, it is moronic lying to a not so smart fanbase, but its the Fox "news (see air quotes again, Fox is not news) defense for letting that idiot on the air in the first place.)

[@xvi1128]

@@j0hnn13K Satire ? Call it what it is, propaganda.

[@hawkeye5955]

@@xvi1128 : It's not even satire. The way he talks is not meant to produce laughter. The way he talks is designed to rile up his viewers.

[@juststatedtheobvious9633]

@@j0hnn13K Calling what he does "satire" is an insult to Swift and every comedian who ever lived. He dogwhistles to a herd of white nationalists who want someone to jerk off their Dunning and Kruger addled minds.

[@cybernet3000]

Damn, LegalEagle doesn't just have a degree in law, he's got a masters in a throwing shade

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Thats the long arm of the law

[@angles4307]

It's why we stick around :)

[@dualexistence]

He also has big hands.

[@JoeMeng]

I'd say a good chunk of getting into the field law is learning how to throw shade.

[@VikingBadass94]

@@dualexistence I wonder what else is big? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ... His brain.

[@MultiZombiekiller201]

I love the insert of a picture of Jared and ivanka as you say “these people are committing crimes too” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stephanieden4]

Yes. I hope more people caught that, especially the conservative viewers of this channel.

[@onesixski]

Favorite part of this video is how you perfectly imitated his mouthbreather caveman face for the thumb

[@sirmanmcdude508]

"If your friend jumped off a bridge would you do it too?" "No" "What if Tucker Carlson told you to?" "Geronimo"

[@FlameDarkfire]

"You'd do it for Tucker Carlson."

[@tayeb7031]

allon'zy!

[@drops2cents260]

"What if Tucker Carlson told you to?" Well, to be honest, I'd politely insist that Tucker Carlson would jump first, and then continue with my life.

[@YasonYou]

@@tayeb7031 Oh for god's sake...

[@tayeb7031]

@@YasonYou fantastic!

[@Yannis1a]

I think we should stop calling people Karens and start calling them Tuckers, he has now gone beyond a Karen

[@ezekielwright4893]

I think Karens should be a subset of Tuckers. Calling the cops over stupid bs makes you a Tucker, if it's racist bs then you're a Karen.

[@Petteri82]

I question your usage of the word 'now'.

[@brekcut]

as someone named Tucker who hates Tucker - no pls

[@siukong]

I would love it if this were Tucker Carlson's long-term legacy.

[@eekns]

I’ll do it!!!

[@DaveBerryForPresident]

Thanks for all the great content you produce, particularly when reasoning about madness and its depth. You've made a CuriosityStream/Nebula subscriber out of me, finally. (I really want to watch your complete content from now on.) Anyway, thanks for rocking and keeping your ear to the ground! Cheers!

[@schoenperkins8210]

You know what? I think this guy has a point. As a matter of fact, how DARE my workolace make me wear protective equipment, if i want to work with industrial chemicals in my PJs it is my GOD GIVEN RIGHT

[@astronma_starheart]

As someone who’s had parents wrongfully accused for neglect because of my autism and had to fight CPS to prove those claims wrongs, hearing what Tucker Carlson is saying is a big YIKES. And the “teacher” who did that only got removed from the special education department, and last time I checked, she still works for the elementary school I used to go to!

[@janeeyre1990]

[CW: ableism, abuse of disabled adults and children, violence and murder] Ableism is rampant in public institutions. A lot of nondisabled people go into special education to have power over us (I am neurodivergent, disabled, and hard of hearing). I had a friend in college who was blind with a degenerative condition, and she was majoring in special ed. with an emphasis in visual impairments. The sighted professors all got together and told her they had agreed that her condition was progressing too fast and she would be "too blind" to help any students. She was a year and half a semester through the program, but who was going to believe her? A poor, blind, Latina, first-generation college student vs. every single special ed. professor. You can also look up the cases of special ed. teachers and aides using deadly force on disabled students, like Max Benson. In my state, Illinois, our current governor had to issue an executive order to stop public school staff from keeping disabled students in "locked isolation rooms." This is a human rights issue. We (disabled people) are the largest minority group in the world: at least 20% of the global population. I want us to join together to stop the abuse some day.

[@ruggedwalrus1553]

Tucker's arguments are only "satirical" in court as a convenient defense

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

I don't get why he gets to go Scot free just because his show in entertainment instead of news? If there was a show that was incredibly xenophobic and spread fake news better than Facebook it wouldn't have made it to the 5th episode

[@r.b.rozier9692]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real Because, anyone who watches Fucker Carlson, and takes it seriously, is a dope.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

@@mangonel how about this All news must be verified and if new information comes to light that disproves past beliefs it should be given just as much platform (if not more) as the information of which it disproves

[@NicholasMarshall]

@@mangonel then we must change the law. Other countries don't have a fox news problem, how are they keeping news media accountable?

[@pablodelsegundo9502]

Yep, just like Fox News is "entertainment" when they get called on their shit.

[@ronk9830]

Fox News should be billed for each and every unnecessary child abuse claim made as a result of that commentary made by Tucker Carlson.

[@jeremydale4548]

And Tucker himself FIRED and disbarred from Society PERMANENTLY.

[@dearemsdiary]

Me: trying to listen and follow My brain: But has he read all those books sitting behind him?!?

[@zeusalternative1270]

I love that Anti-Karen laws are a thing now.

[@welshdragon99]

The anti-karen laws don't apply unless it's racist in most cases but they only exist to make racist false filings, or racist abuse of emergency number, or whatever the crime is with a racist element, more heavily punished

[@tealmer3528]

@Zachary Kenniff That would probably be a first amendment violation

[@sophiavoigt5798]

Calling women Karens is highly sexist, think about that next time you rightfully yell at someone for using the N-word.

[@_--9286]

@@sophiavoigt5798 Dont even start that agurment. The fact you are think karen and the n word at the level is in itself the essence of karen behavior. Entitled, ignorant bs statement

[@tealmer3528]

@@sophiavoigt5798 lmao it's just as sexist as calling someone a "bitch" or a "dick" - it really isn't.

[@JebeckyGranjola]

I was in a music store the other day and some young guy was causing a ruckus, "I'm a paying customer!" etc. A middle aged woman next to me said, "We got a Karen up in here!" It made my day. Plus the dude was thrown out.

[@djs_specs]

Funny how they usually scream about being a paying customer before they've actually purchased anything...

[@haroldburrows4770]

I hate sounding slow but someone please tell me what a Karen is?

[@eE-ip2tt]

@@haroldburrows4770 karen Karen is a pejorative term used in the United States and other English-speaking countries for a woman perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is appropriate or necessary. A common stereotype is that of a white woman who uses her privilege to demand her own way at the expense of others. :3

[@hazukichanx408]

@@haroldburrows4770 Someone who demands the unreasonable, demands it faster than possible, then screams at the employee doing their job as best they can and demands to speak to their manager.

[@JebeckyGranjola]

@Harold Burrows It's a person who feels entitled to have someone else do for them what they want, bc they cannot do it on thier own, or more typically to subvert a person who is preventing them. The most famous example is the woman who called the police and said she was being attacked by the fellow parkgoer who told her she should have her dog on a leash. The name may be derived from the similar name of "Kyle", a characterisation of a lazy jerk, himself part of a meme style where a personality type is assigned to a specific name.

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

If it's plausible enough that you can't tell if it's real or satire, IT'S NOT GOOD SATIRE, PERIOD.

[@J_Stronsky]

I'm actually happier now, for knowing that anti-Karen laws are a thing

[@jodywhitehead9173]

Having child services coming to one's home to investigate a parent committing child abuse is severely damaging emotionally. Imaging your neighbour's, friends, relatives, and, coworkers becoming aware of it, and the blow to your reputation, further compounds the emotional damage. The only thing worse would to be accused of pedophilia.

[@richardarriaga6271]

As long as you're a high-ranking conservative, your reputation is unaffected.

[@wmdkitty]

Oh, yes, so horrible for someone to make sure your kids are safe. So "traumatizing".

[@katherinemorelle7115]

@@wmdkitty read my story, directly below your comment. Damn right it’s traumatising, especially when the only reason they reported anything is due to bigotry. It had nothing to do with “making sure my kid was safe”, and everything to do with my neighbour being a heinous homophobic bitch.

[@alexwilliams6492]

@@wmdkitty Dear Shawna, While I agree that CPS is good in theory, they need to change curtain practices. They act like all parents are bad for not ‘following the book’ parenting. Children are children and such sometimes leave a room in a mess, which is a big thing CPS pick up on. Also CPS interview children about their parents using a lot of leading questions, or questions so ambiguous that, as a child, anyone can agree with a statement that, while the child doesn’t see it that way, they decide it requires looking into. When they ‘look into’ things, they tear apart every part of the parents life from workplace to social life, this can include interviewing your workplace and friends. Also if you work with children or anybody who could be deemed venerable, you can not work during the time the CPS is looking into your case, can be months if not years. Not only that but due to the negative reputation it causes, you can lose a lot of work because of it. Think before you speak, or what would stop someone who doesn’t like you from causing all that damage with no repercussions. Yours, someone who had to deal with the CPS on many occasions

[@furiousapplesack]

@@wmdkitty I'd expect better from someone with your subscription list. Or is it all hate-watching? 'Cause this sure looks like some bad-faith trolling from a butthurt Tucker fan to me.

[@CloudeAytr]

Fox should be legally required to have a disclaimer before Tucker appears to clarify that everything he says is only for entertainment and not to be taken seriously.

[@erinmccreery9781]

I wonder at what point calling authorities on a single family is harassment despite being in good faith? Trust me as the child of divorced parents (who called ocs on eachother) that having child protective agents come to your house and inspect your living situation can be stressful and a threatening to a parent.

[@stevenarvizu3602]

I’m actually proud to live in an era where this needs to be explained to people. It makes a stupid guy like me feel very smart

[@Draconis00788]

I'm so ok with the male equivalent to Karen being Tucker

[@Bill_Garthright]

I think the name should just be "Tucker" now for _all_ of them. Most people named "Karen" don't deserve that. But I'll bet that every "Tucker" does. :)

[@Elizabeth-ll4tt]

I'm gonna start using "tucker carlson" in place of "karen" or "Russell."

[@toastoftowne1076]

It would be .......... a Tucker

[@CheshaGurimu]

@@Bill_Garthright Chris Tucker is getting screwed over with this one. I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

[@MrDalisclock]

I'd also be okay with Tuck Tuck or Tucky Bucky.

[@NielMalan]

Maybe we can create a new game along the lines of "Simon Says". We can call it "Tucker Says", and whatever Tucker says you don't do.

[@jakepullman4914]

Oh, like Goofus and Gallant. Except there is no Gallant to balance him out.

[@philosophicaljock]

But, what if he says something smart one day?

[@NielMalan]

@@philosophicaljock Then, of course, we've lost the game, and what a happy day it will be!

[@davidking4838]

13:13 - I'm confused by the women holding a sign saying "my body, my choice". I assume this women - being a Trump supporter - is against abortion rights. Yet her sign could certainly apply for someone supporting a women's right to choose.

[@dragonoid280]

13:15 Love the irony of a Trump supporter holding a sign that says my body my choice.

[@KayJblue]

To be fair, I think that is the point.

[@JackalHavok1992]

It's 100% hypocritical.

[@1TwistedPoet]

That's not irony, at all.

[@sydguitar99]

The irony of the supposed freedom loving libertarian telling others what to do and telling them to get the police involved

[@Vitorruy1]

Most people who can themselves libertarian are really not

[@arachnofiend2859]

Republicans don't see the police as part of the "government", they see them as a gang they can call on to violently enforce right-wing reactionary policy. Which is true, I guess.

[@stevegruber4724]

@@arachnofiend2859 Which I've always found odd, 'cuz if the government was actually going to do a tyranny, it would be carried out by the police and/or the military.

[@arachnofiend2859]

@@stevegruber4724 You and I understand that, of course. Its an odd quirk of the American right wing that they see themselves as staunchly independent and suspicious of government institutions while at the same time being as subservient to police and military power as any authoritarian personality.

[@postindustrial76]

because Republicans love to think they are Libertarian because they like guns. They're all doing it to seem cool.

[@Karhald]

"Often because kids are really dumb" As a parent of 3 youngsters, I feel this.

[@missauroraroseblairsays]

I love my babies but my 9 year old makes really dumb decisions like letting the service dog eat her food. Her answer is always IDK?

[@serephita]

Kids are sticky germ factories. I adore them, but seriously. Sticky germ factories.

[@LisaBeergutHolst]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, apparently.

[@drops2cents260]

@@LisaBeergutHolst I'm sorry but I have to correct you on that: in the case of Tucker Carlson, the apple didn't fall far from the horse.

[@devo2]

Glad you agree. Yet there are people that feel children should be able to decide on gender surgery...

[@nateb6033]

Really liking the videos! Don't usually bite on the promotions but you got me to, going to try out the Curiosity and Nebula for the year.

[@RadicalRealities]

Thanks for another interesting and informative video. Makes me feel like being a lawyer in the us of a must be a lot harder than other countries, like Australia. So many complexities and variations from state to state. And so many Karen's. Hat of to you sir and your legal comrades.

[@Lucifersfursona]

“Don’t tell me what to do with my face!” - a dude with the exact vibes of someone who’d fire a woman for not wearing the kind of makeup he likes.

[@phillipvandyke3887]

Carlson and his ilk make living a nonviolent life difficult.

[@UltimateGamerCC]

more than usual i think you mean...

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet KZbinr. Thanks for being a fan, dear phil

[@ColdSnickersBar]

Literally. He's asking g his viewers to go get in people's faces. Now we gotta worry about that.

[@alphacentauri1760]

@@ColdSnickersBar I wouldn’t mind beating them up if they come after me...

[@phillipvandyke3887]

@@UltimateGamerCC Yeah, that is a good point. It is just that every time he opens his mouth I hear him say “I would like you to punch me in the face.”

[@DGtlRift]

Parents can force kids to wear a colander on their head because they worship a spaghetti monster with his noodley appendage.

[@bucket4255]

The one true god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[@jenniferreyes2865]

@@bucket4255 R'amen

[@bucket4255]

@@jenniferreyes2865 R'amen indeed brother, R'amen.

[@jonhon]

If he is doing it ironically then he's not at all a good actor. I'm pretty sure he wants you to agree with him, which is why it seems like news to some people.

[@gibberishname]

Please only refer to him as “Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, heir to the Swanson frozen foods fortune.”

[@AW-sx8hm]

Can't I just call him a dumbass?

[@sondrajean955]

Also call him "man who never got over being abandoned by his biological mother when he was a tween.....and the grandson of a statutory rapist."

[@shuheihisagi6689]

@@sondrajean955 I would have abandoned him too

[@TheSuzberry]

Or you could replace the T in his first name with an F.

[@scarletletter4900]

How about Trust Fund Tucker?

[@shuumatsunojoshua]

Legal eagle roasting Tucker Carlson is exactly what I needed today.

[@QuinnParsley]

Jon Stewart roasting Tucker Carlson is also always worth a watch 😂

[@fabisayshi]

I'm currently getting death threats and being stalked by a Karen's husband, so I needed this video for my soul this week.

[@daviddixon1432]

@@QuinnParsley John Oliver has a very telling roast too. If you are looking for more to watch!

[@DjPichu11]

LegalEagle, KZbin has been unsubbing me from this channel and this channel only, and I love your videos as well as this style of content, it encourages critical thinking which I admire, I think you should ask people to check if they are being unsubbed or not and see if anyone else is experiencing this same issue

[@robinmichel9048]

Thank you for so thoroughly dismantling this BS.

[@jenniferpajor5365]

“Often kids are really dumb.” As a former teacher and current parent, I concur.

[@NightZoneDE]

As a former child, I also concur.

[@drops2cents260]

@@NightZoneDE As another former child, I fully agree. And I can't emphasise how glad I am that I was a child back in the 70ies, because there were no smartphones with cameras and no unsocial media sites, which means there is no proof of all the shenanigans I did as a kid.

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

As a kid, can confirm, we are often really dumb.

[@evanlangley8464]

Also teenagers, adults, the elderly; people are just stupid. Children kind of have an excuse with their lack of life experience.

[@williamchristensen7354]

@@subsonic5 nice zing

[@SkatterBrain]

I thought mandatory reporting was a good thing until CPS showed up at my mom's house. Someone called them when I was 10 because I went to school without a coat, it was the first nice day of spring after 4 months of winter. They asked me if I had a coat, I said no, they called CPS. I owned multiple coats, but that wasn't the question I was asked, I just wanted to enjoy the sunny day.

[@gregoryferber3231]

How many times did they question her? Did they stop over weekly to make sure your mother did not sell your coats? How long did CPS take you away from you family? It must have been a horrible and traumatic experience for you to want to get rid of mandatory reporting.

[@nonyabizness.original]

@@gregoryferber3231 gregory here is missing the point: with great power comes great responsibility. there is almost no power greater than the power to insert yourself into a private family, their home, their personal interactions, look in their fridge, their closets, question their children, all with the possibility of using their ultimate power- the power to take their children from them. with that power comes the responsibility of knowing that a 10 year old kid not wearing a coat on a spring day is not a thing that calls for the pulling aside and questioning of the child. it's not a mandatory reporting situation at all, and the CALLER should have been warned.

[@spudhead169]

Satire, irony, sarcasm and parody MUST be obvious to be considered as such. The reasoning behind this is simple, it prevents people from being dishonest, defamatory and inflammatory and then using the excuse of "I was just joking, it's satire, it's not my fault if you don't understand it.". It is my opinion that anything someone says, if it not immediately obvious to a reasonable person that it's a form of comedy, then it should be treated as genuine and that person should suffer the consequences of their actions regardless of their real intent.

[@iansmith8783]

Yes, we must always dumb all forms of communication down to the lowest common denominator in case someone gets the wrong idea. Plus things I’m too dumb to understand are scary and make me feel bad about myself.

[@dianenewton3953]

I don't think people should call the police. People should call their local Fox News and tell them to send Tucker. If people do that often enough there's going to be repercussions for Tucker.

[@Zerklass]

It reminds me of when Bill O'Reilly was almost directly responsible for the murder of an abortion doctor that he constantly called a baby killer on air.

[@shokvalu8819]

that hapened?!

[@tolsen8212]

It wasn't a murder, it was a very late term abortion.

[@spyroninja]

Abortion is the killing of babies.

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

@@tolsen8212 play in traffic :)

[@Khronogi]

@@spyroninja not legally or medically

[@FortoFight]

"Karens and Tuckers of the world" I believe we've just found the male equivalent of "Karen" after all this time. Whenever a man acts entitled or nosy, and especially if they wish to see the manager, I propose that they be called "Tucker".

[@rosehearttoxic1691]

Actually we call them the nickname for Richard (Dick)

[@grmpEqweer]

Tucker it is.

[@TakedaIesyu]

That Dramatic Chipmunk was both a welcome blast from the past and perfectly placed! Well done!

[@Fluffkitscripts]

The party of family values- specifically, “your family, MY values”

[@JesseDanLee]

If your audience doesn't consider it a joke and you are fully aware that they aren't capable of comprehending satire anyway, then you can't claim it's a joke.

[@crobeastness]

I presume Carlson's audience is smarter than the average person. why would you suggest they can't comprehend something like satire?

[@JesseDanLee]

@@crobeastness You presume? What information leads you to presume that?

[@crobeastness]

@@JesseDanLee they listen to some good ideological content and reject other cable media (most of his fans that I talk to, like me, also reject the rest of the nonsense that is fox news).

[@crobeastness]

@@JesseDanLee and yes I do know the difference between presume and assume contrary to how your tone might suggest.

[@lookbovine]

- more that it’s unclear one minute to the next whether it’s satire or not, so reasonable people cannot tell what aspect is satire...then he cannot claim one part is a joke while the rest is news. Though even false news is claimed to be facetious (“asking questions”), this is by definition joking and so no defense for delivering false news. (Factual news can be delivered facetiously a la Last Week Tonight with Jon Oliver.)

[@cheesemonster5432]

The only man who could bring the Dramatic Chipmunk meme back to life after a decade of low exposure 🙏

[@TAP7a]

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out

[@rhov-anion]

My husband still does that face. A teen once said, "That's OOOOOLD!" It's a classic, but Dramatic Chipmunk is always hilarious.

[@jimjacobs2817]

Is there a crime of 'wasting police time', 'attempting to pervert the course of justice', or the like, that the Cops could bring against Karens?

[@metarcee2483]

Making a false report.

[@greenraven22]

How did we get here? Next thing you know they're going to be saying that putting children in car seats is child abuse.

[@fernandonunes7556]

Child abuse is parents watching Tucker Carlson show in the presence of children, or tell children to do something because Tucker Carlson said so...

[@PrincessNinja007]

At least I no longer have to spend all the family car time listening to Limbaugh

[@Ojos_Del_Sol]

@@PrincessNinja007 I feel that

[@ProfSnakes]

"Karen's and Tucker's" I vote we officially start using Tucker as the male form of Karen.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Legal Eagle? Can you cover something even more Insane? 'Cuties'?!?

[@TjPhysicist]

@@loturzelrestaurant i know this is completely unrelated to any point you were trying to make but upon reading your comment it literally just occured to me that 'cooties' is just how someone very young or not that well versed with english may mispronounce the word "cuties"

[@alwaysdisputin9930]

That wouldn't be fair on all the innocent Tuckers out there. They probably get called Fucker a lot already

[@TheFallinhalo]

i guess that works but i like to dub him, Tucker Karenson. given this situation.

[@jackiechild9740]

I second that! 👏✊

[@luisgay5897]

The fact that we need Anti-Karen Laws is just really sad. How dumb are humans getting that laws need to be made to stop people from doing stupid things?

[@69clamhunter69]

Lmfao "kids are really dumb" the best!!!

[@CanisAnubis]

Tucker Carlson seems like the kind of person that would sneeze on your child, then instead of apologizing, try to blame you for the soap you washed it with that stirred his allergies.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Legal Eagle? Can you cover something even more Insane? 'Cuties'?!?

[@Superbug-tf8zy]

@ironfang bigheart No, you sneezed on them, you could have not sneezed towards them.

[@thundy9124]

@ironfang bigheart mate what, don't sneeze on them, not their fault

[@l0wkey529]

@ironfang bigheart just don’t sneeze on them lmao

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@chase-warwick Also: What a boring way to ask. Why dont you ask a question that no bot could answer? Like the question of emoitions? Like 'HOW did Harry Potter survive Voldemort as a Baby?' (I wanna be funny about this... but it kinda makes me cringe you got 4 likes already... ouch...)

[@Silentgrace11]

People are arguing his statements are clearly “satire”, interestingly enough, but I see nothing on the show indicating that it’s “entertainment” or that it’s meant to be an opinion piece. I’m not seeing indicators like on The Onion and other satire websites that it’s a discussion for entertainment only. I’m not hearing words like “I think”, “I feel”, “my opinion is”, etc. I’m not hearing any inflection in his voice that implies sarcasm or joking. All I see is a “news” moniker on his screen, a hapless man talking about something as if he’s an expert on it, and people who actually would watch Fox News taking it to heart, especially since many of them have been conditioned into believing that they can only trust information that comes from conservative media.

[@genericfakename4372]

Wow-Dramatic Prairie Dog in 2021? Man, that takes me back.

[@jacquelyncollier3904]

You freaking. ROCK. So glad I found your KZbin videos

[@SmartCatDad]

The Tucker Defence could backfire on his fans. Since the precedent has been set that Tucker can't be taken seriously, people acting on his instructions will have a hard time claiming to have acted in good faith.

[@TheGamefreak346]

Unless they can somehow argue that they are, by legal definition, an unreasonable individual. Although, I imagine being legally proven unreasonable would carry its own repercussions, especially depending on how much attention the trial gets.

[@nonyabizness.original]

they can argue that they never knew that tucker was ruled a laughingstock in court.

[@dragoon4530]

Honestly the "Don't call the police unnecessarily because there's a non-zero chance that they will arbitrarily decide to fire and kill somebody regardless of the severity of the situation for which they are called" seems to be the bigger issue here.

[@KRYMauL]

The police are wannabe soldiers and why I might join the force.

[@MaryAlice61]

The George Floyd shooting seemed to have put the price of a life at about $20 in funny money.

[@oliverp3545]

@@MaryAlice61 shooting?

[@Alverant]

For people like Tucker Carlson, that's a feature, not a bug.

[@MaryAlice61]

@@oliverp3545 Sorry, that was a bad typo i made. my error, and you are right it was not a shooting. My point is still valid. For $20 in funny money, a murder can be justified in the minds of men in blue.

[@iloveplasticbottles]

"they're symbols of shame and submission" Dude doesn't know just how badly people wanna be dominated.

[@thirdpedalnirvana]

Sometimes I wonder how lawyers (paid large sums) can bring themselves to defend defendants who are obviously, laughably guilty, support arguments that are based on misconceptions and fervently insist that the jury's sense of reality which makes the defendant's guilt unquestionable is itself questionable. Then you listen to Tucker Carlson and you understand. Anyone can do it. You just have to start with absurdly oversimplified premises that apply to different situations and extrapolate wildly into an unrelated situation while ignoring all other context.

[@KnakuanaRka]

A lawyer doesn’t have to believe or support someone to defend them in court. Their role in defense is to make sure the prosecutor does their job; they check if the prosecutor’s arguments are valid and claims are well-defended, and ensure that everything is done properly so that their client doesn’t get off on a technicality.

[@Glaswalker1001]

Well my friends wife was attacked by some Corona denial nut jobs and she and the kids were literally traumatized. And I'm not talking about shouting at her, she was pulled of her bike and pushed around by this couple. People are going insane out there.

[@SeanStrife]

...going? They've BEEN insane.

[@laurencefraser]

@@SeanStrife are insane.. they're not getting Less crazy, either.

[@wnose]

Did she press a suit for assault and battery? Kaching!

[@nmxsanchez]

Wow.. I'm sorry for your friends wife and her kids, that's awful. Shame on everyone who made a medical issue a cultural one. All in pursuit of the almighty dollar. Capitalism baby.

[@Glaswalker1001]

​@@wnose She is reluctant to do so as she thinks that it wouldn't help and only prolong the time she has to think about it. Her husband and I don't agree with her on that, but you can't force her to press charges I guess.

[@Super__Goliath]

Anti-Karen Act is my new favorite legal thing behind finally being divorced lol

[@None-Trick_Pony]

Congrats on the divorce! :)

[@nokhanyon6288]

Congratulations on your divorce!!!

[@davidritchie9344]

Congrats, this freedom brings a tear to my eye. Merica!

[@DeezNuts-]

Lol

[@okanagangoddess]

Grateful that people are still currently allowed to use satire and to speak their opinions, somewhat freely. Perhaps it's just that so many have been dumbed down that their discernment and critical thinking has been all but erased.