I can honestly say I never thought I'd see the day where Dan is eating something with few problems and Stuart has taken his place gagging offscreen. Incredible.
@buss37969 жыл бұрын
+Crystal The Luxio And it's fucking bugs of all things.
@angelsantiago49039 жыл бұрын
Damn those strawberries looked beautiful. They where the most perfect strawberries I have ever seen.
@jackhenderson10399 жыл бұрын
I don't even like strawberries and felt like hitting ashens for wasting them
@Type99Arisaka9 жыл бұрын
"I got the best straberrie$" -trump
@javanclarke14318 жыл бұрын
I what to know where he got them. Strawberries here in America are always shit.
@TheBestKingX8 жыл бұрын
+Javan Clarke what's ur profile picture lmao XD
@javanclarke14318 жыл бұрын
Jntterminx it's a troll face
@8bit_pineapple10 жыл бұрын
"Stu and Dan Eat Some Nice Strawberries" -- Add this to Ashens Extra to see how it goes.
@Wulfis696 жыл бұрын
*Dan* : Gags
@kourii6 жыл бұрын
I'd watch the shit out of that
@pixelplays9646 жыл бұрын
A video of Dan and Stu having a normal conversation with strawberries would be a great podcast-y video.
@adamweishaupt28468 жыл бұрын
"Oh shit its wings have fallen off" is something I hope I never have to say about the food which is about to enter my mouth.
@sunflowr728 жыл бұрын
He sounded so disappointed, too, like he was wanting to eat them! Lol! 😂
@XephreWolf8 жыл бұрын
Good save, rofl
@Goldenkitten18 жыл бұрын
+Brindo Leetu - If your chicken wings fall off WHILE you're eating it there might be a problem.
@merlinsdog45307 жыл бұрын
Up the boro
@smittenthekitteninmittens26797 жыл бұрын
+merlinsdog yeah you will be coming up to the championship from league one in a few seasons...you're back where you belong :)
@PanRysownikRysuje8 жыл бұрын
So the legends were true. A British man might be on the brink of death after drinking poison, but even they he has to say "cheers" before taking a swip of some medicine.
@maRomar08 жыл бұрын
I think that quite a lot of people would watch a video titled "Dan and Stuart eating delicious stawberries"
@KillThad8 жыл бұрын
Hell yea
@paulpaiva8448 жыл бұрын
maRomar0 Dan would probably puke eating that as well 😂
@DDBurnett18 жыл бұрын
That should have been the original title, to trick people in.
@KougajiCalling7 жыл бұрын
It would be different.
@nofreezepeach39596 жыл бұрын
maRomar0 Then a giant fucking centipede pops out.
@TheBitBlock10 жыл бұрын
At about the 10 minute mark I stopped to realize I was sitting in my home office at 12:30am watching 2 men eat bugs off a plate on the internet. I need to take a hard look at my life.
@sandorgrau-fay748810 жыл бұрын
A
@sionnaich834010 жыл бұрын
B
@Mackintosh9410 жыл бұрын
C
@domofike204610 жыл бұрын
D
@VixNickNacks10 жыл бұрын
It happens to us all, now get back to Smash Bros!
@StevePagetWorld10 жыл бұрын
I wonder if there's a Chinese KZbin channel where two blokes dare each other to eat Cadbury's Creme Eggs?
@jamescollins60856 жыл бұрын
I would love to see it.
@lordcrayzar5 жыл бұрын
No
@northumbriabushcraft12085 жыл бұрын
creme eggs are foul, the only bugs iv'e had are crickets and i'd way rather have those
@Likedheejxu5 жыл бұрын
Northumbria Bushcraft Creme Eggs are the best
@AcornElectron5 жыл бұрын
TabiEats
@JamiM9310 жыл бұрын
"never had a reaction like that before" ashens, i happen to remember the century egg.
@Fuck_handles2 жыл бұрын
A decade's passed, jesus balls.
@Tookish_By_Nature2 жыл бұрын
@@Fuck_handles The Internet never forgets U_U
@DrShaym10 жыл бұрын
Oh God, the crunching noises.
@bingbongdingdong8673 жыл бұрын
*asmr intensifies*
@ChiralSpirals3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap... A Dr Shaym comment! One the pre dates Possom reviews....wow that's a nice little Easter egg.
@HaveCarapace10 жыл бұрын
"Are you sure? I don't want you to be sick." most unexpected line from Dan, lol. Also, to offset some of people who always whine: Dan is a great foil to Ashens, and I like when he's in the videos. The complaints people make about him are just bizarre.
@Dorraj Жыл бұрын
The complaints about him are the same you could say about Stuart. Stu eats simple microwavable burgers and acts like they taste like a week old hotdog that he found on the ground. Dan acts like everything he eats is literal vomit.
@peterclarke7240 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, microwave burgers are only supposed to be eaten by people who have absolutely no other choice other than death, and extremely drunk people who didn't get to the kebab shop before it shut. And those are the expensive ones. Ashens tends to review the extra cheap and nasty ones that Iceland sells, that no man should eat except at gunpoint.
@JoeBeaven10 жыл бұрын
Yay! I sent in the mixed bugs. It's the first thing I've sent in that got reviewed.
@Lenneroid10 жыл бұрын
I bet you must be very proud of yourself, you cheeky young man. ...Oh hell, I'd be, too. Props to you XD
@lukefaughnan52245 жыл бұрын
Lenneroid nice one mate
@jamesdevine024 жыл бұрын
@Sam Williams says the guy watching the video.
@BalloonSage8 жыл бұрын
I always get hungry and munch on snacks during these food specials.
@kurvos8 жыл бұрын
+Just A Gamer Just because you're too sensetive to eat snacks while watching these videos doesn't mean others are.
@jsully24138 жыл бұрын
Same, especially since I usually watch these after a few beers.
@thomaspavlick3578 жыл бұрын
i am eating doritos right now
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld8 жыл бұрын
I usually eat chocolate.
@SerGelatto8 жыл бұрын
dude same
@DrShaym10 жыл бұрын
You go out onto your front porch and unscrew the light fixture. You look at the bottom of the glass and see all of the rotting insect fragments. You get a good whiff. You pour it into your mouth. You feel the texture on your tongue. It is dry, crunchy, and somewhat fuzzy. You regret every decision you have ever made.
@Shikamaru74710 жыл бұрын
Except that most recent one, of course. Mmm, that crunchiness.
@apfanco10 жыл бұрын
Personally, if I did that. I would just pull the whole fixture out of the wall, throw it on the ground and light it on fire.
@wolfyboy7 жыл бұрын
and one of the lizard people, that is controlling the worlds governments, behind the scenes.
@Bender17 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym strange seeing you here...
@aosundragonkiller117 жыл бұрын
What are you doing here? White privledged male
@cardboardboxification8 жыл бұрын
This makes chicken in the can look like a 5star dinner
@han52348 жыл бұрын
Nah, that chicken was truly the stuff of nightmares.
@StarluckZX8 жыл бұрын
it really doesn't
@mr.meeseeks52168 жыл бұрын
The can is fucking RAAAAWW!!
@Jestrath7 жыл бұрын
Its so sad but so true
@Sceptonic6 жыл бұрын
fenrirdies Damn you must have some weird looking deformed nuts XD
@Zyzzywyz10 жыл бұрын
Ingredients: Assorted Bugs, Salt I can make that product from my backyard!, only in plastic.
@Heliophanus10 жыл бұрын
Those would probably taste better without salt.
@Silver_wind_1987_5 жыл бұрын
@@Heliophanus those bugs would have my lizard going nuts...
@MegaAniLinkFan8 жыл бұрын
Who else thought the strawberries would have had insects in them or something?
@Steelman9858 жыл бұрын
The insects were in tins and airtight packaging. The strawberries were merely a diversion.
@fizz42888 жыл бұрын
Steelman985, yes my good sir, we can clearly see that
@LeAllenCorp8 жыл бұрын
ME!
@catarmy33198 жыл бұрын
i did
@gordal68668 жыл бұрын
same
@TheAceSpaceman9 жыл бұрын
Here in Mexico, we have a dish called "Chapulines" that are form of grasshoppers but those are very tiny. Chapulines are cooked fried, served with salt and lemon...they taste delicious, and those insects you're showing do not even looked cooked...or boiled as Stuart says. They look like they were killed and just packaged, glad you didn't got poisoned or something.
@sgtavl25839 жыл бұрын
Now I want to try that.
@TheAceSpaceman9 жыл бұрын
Anytime dude! Mexico will receive you with open arms!
@cod09games799 жыл бұрын
+TheAceSpaceman Me likey Mexico;)
@bobajango559 жыл бұрын
+Jairo Alvarado You say that like it's a bad thing
@spartanfoxie9 жыл бұрын
+TheAceSpaceman does sir eat mexian jumping beans?
@Kippykip9 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone hating Dan? I liked him and I wouldn't mind seeing him in more food specials
@timothymenard49464 жыл бұрын
Dan is wonderful.
@chandlerfrantz31409 жыл бұрын
I had crickets once. They were teriyaki, supposedly. And ideally they were dried. However when I bit into the head there was a vague... Wetness. That was my first and last insect I ate.
@lbonini1gaming10 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that wants to see one of these videos being filmed, like from a 3rd person perspective? Are these 2 men kneeling in front of a sofa, eating off it with a camera between them?
@athenathegreatandpowerful63655 жыл бұрын
Yes. Of course. As one does.
@DarthRushy9 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up if Ashens eating strawberries would totally bring in the viewers.
@cruxmind9 жыл бұрын
no.
@lily911099 жыл бұрын
Nope
@tetsuo36738 жыл бұрын
+DarthRushy please do ashen strawberry special
@DarthRushy8 жыл бұрын
Beach Ball I would, but I can't possess Ashen's body.
@Steelman9858 жыл бұрын
And if you did, you would be forced behind a brown couch opening loot crates and eating canned octopi.
@karmanwilmot16488 жыл бұрын
I once participated in a small fear factor that was held in a facility as a graduation party by my high school. Me and 1 or 2 girls and a few guys participated(two of the guys were foot ball players). First we had to past a easy round of eating raw veggies. Next we had to do a team game of holding a donkey tong in our mouth while going around cones(it was awkward). Then we had to do another team game of one person at one end of a line of cones while the other (with just their mouth) scoops a spoon full of live grasshoppers in honey and goes around the cones and feeds the other person, then switch places and repeat. Next we had to draw a card from a deck randomly, was handed a bowl of lucky charms and what ever the number was on the card was how many alive earth worms you had to put in the cereal and eat. The two food ball guys didn't even try and quit, and I ate it as fast as I could. Everything was rather pleasant until the worms....I almost threw up. finally it was me and my partner against each other. The announcer brought out a plastic wine cup and inside was.......two alive Australian cockroaches. He told us to come to get to know the roaches and I immediately did so while my rival just stood there in horror. I petted it and the announcer was amazed and said, "Everyone, she is petting the cockroach!" After a few minutes of the speaker talking I asked when we start, he said whenever. I grabbed it and tried to hold it still, you won't believe how strong their legs are until you try holding one still. My rival hesitated for 20 seconds or so and tried to grab it but freaked and dropped it on the audience. People freaked of course, and I saw this as a opportunity to get ahead and quickly got a idea...fold it in half so the legs won't claw my tongue or walk around. I ate it as fast as I could.....do NOT eat it.....it was mushy like pudding with grit and crunchy shells. The guts was sooooo ronchy and gross I gagged and was really close to throwing up. luckily I finished and two classmates came to me with cups of water to rinse. The announcer announced that I was the first girl he's seen win; and unknown to me, I won $50! I was just competing for the expedience XD! I had always been unpopular and had no friends (or maybe a couple at most) my whole life and had bad to abusive teachers. However, in that final two hours or so during and after the fear factor, I became more popular and had people all around me praising me, congratulating me, and just simply noticing me, talking to me and smiling with genuine friendliness. I wish I was still in school I miss my classmates and teachers and even the work. Now i'm 20, no friends, no job (currently because my scoliosis hurts too much), live at my mom's with my step-dad and 4 year old half brother, helping around the house with chores and money because they don't have jobs because of their health problems and will soon have my grandparents move in as well because they no longer can take care of them self's and I will help them. I'm not sure what my future has in store for me but...watching this video reminds me of that fear factor day and all the good times; for that, I thank you for all the videos you post that make me laugh and make me forget all my troubles O(≧∇≦)O! Thank you to anyone who has sticked through till the end of my long ramble。(*^▽^*)ゞ !
@lavendericedtea8 жыл бұрын
Dude, that's depressing ._. I hope you'll have a bright future ahead of you!
@karmanwilmot16488 жыл бұрын
Andrea Stephens Thank you so much(人 •͈ᴗ•͈✿ฺ)!! I hope YOU have a bright future too! When the world shoves you around, you just gotta stand up and shove back(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑. It's not like somebody's gonna save you if you start babbling excuses. 。^‿^。
@kashinimeyo8 жыл бұрын
+timtrainage if that's tldr, you don't have a bright future
@alexhook91518 жыл бұрын
You sound cool *high five*
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld8 жыл бұрын
Poor cockroach...
@JJ-te2pi8 жыл бұрын
Hope they were free range insects.
@8008boot10 жыл бұрын
"Stew and Dan eat some nice strawberries with bugs inside, and give them out to school children, and Stew spends the rest of his life in prison" MAKE IT SO.
@julianro287410 жыл бұрын
I love how he teases Dan and wasted strawberries for that :3
@renbelmont10 жыл бұрын
Yea, it made me laugh too.
@daenerystargaryen526010 жыл бұрын
***** but.. the three second rule... they're infected with germs!
@daenerystargaryen526010 жыл бұрын
Viikond still germs :P
@cleanycloth10 жыл бұрын
Daenerys Targaryen The "Ashens Sofa (C)" has a special coating of "FUCKOFFALLDIRTYTHINGS" where no germs can come into contact with anything on there!
@MrMeddyman10 жыл бұрын
They eat the strawberries after the bees
@ARIA317310 жыл бұрын
Dan is awesome and his voice is also really soothing :) really enjoy videos he's in ^_^ you guys are a great combo!
@thedoomslayer47778 жыл бұрын
"eric the asshopper" is now on number 1 on audible.com
@TheMrWillje7 жыл бұрын
I really like Dan. He seems like such a nice guy. It's sad that not everyone likes him. I hope Ashens keep inviting him back. Also I realised that I've been watching Ashens' videos for 9 years. I remember watching the guitar fever video when it first came out
@holypaladin46578 жыл бұрын
I expected Ashens to rotate the strawberries and reveal that half of it was rotten and infested with maggots. Then I remembered that this was not a movie.
@ryanmorton384110 жыл бұрын
So apparently people don't like Dan, it's fair enough to criticise the video and his role in the video but some people really seem to hate him and want rid of him and expect Ashens to bend over and comply to these whims. If I were Ashens and people were demanding that I got rid of one of my close friends I'd keep putting him in videos just to piss people off.
@ThePatryk7210 жыл бұрын
Good way to loose your job and your fanbase.
@Evilgoodone10 жыл бұрын
ThePatryk72 He'll be better off those whiny bitches, who arent his true fans in a first place.
@AisukurimuYusukurimu10 жыл бұрын
Evilgoodone I agree with you 100% In honor of that sentiment, I motion that we rename this channel "Ashens and Dan BFF-Butt-Party-4Life"
@LaJin929210 жыл бұрын
I don't mind dan in these regular videos, but I'm still pissed off that they went and cast him as Chef Excellence. He can act even less than Ashens and he doesn't even fucking match the character in one damn fucking bit.
@ryanmorton384110 жыл бұрын
ThePatryk72 I was being facetious towards the end there but I still stand by my point, people need to remove the sticks that are lodged in their anal cavities.
@steveg51229 жыл бұрын
When i saw the strawberries i thought about red dwarf...with the triplicated strawberry. one with maggots in it.
@sierra15134 жыл бұрын
Angels and demons
@neilwilson57855 жыл бұрын
I don't usually watch stuff from four years ago, but Ashens stays strangely relevant and is timeless.
@K-One5829 жыл бұрын
Hakuna Matata.
@javanclarke14318 жыл бұрын
Ain't no worrieeeeeees
@llawliet-rhyuzaki-6558 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Fuller it means no worries for the rest of your days!
@llawliet-rhyuzaki-6558 жыл бұрын
+Nick Kefaloukos lol
@DeanMetalAngel6668 жыл бұрын
Slimy, yet satisfying.
@oscarsalomonsson10938 жыл бұрын
+DeanMetalAngel666 kek
@apollo-374410 жыл бұрын
Wtf is with all the overly possessive egotistical comments in chat? Ashens does solo reviews almost every week. Dan is a fresh take on reviewing and is probably much more more enjoyable for Stewart too. You fools are acting like he should only do what you want, you don't own Ashens, let the man does what he damn well pleases
@ChrisWachtler10 жыл бұрын
Everybody hating on Dan, I like him.
@jordanjockstrap48610 жыл бұрын
Danlovers unite
@sionnaich834010 жыл бұрын
YEAAH, I I liked both of your comments so that they still end with 12. WOOOO. (I don't know why this matters, but I agree with you both, kek.)
@Centralminimize10 жыл бұрын
yes.. been waiting for a food special, food vids are just the best!!
@hamzakhamlichi19010 жыл бұрын
Yh there awesome
@spongebot6410 жыл бұрын
I've come prepared with a cup of tea and some slightly out-of-date angel cake!
@demoleramera3 жыл бұрын
@@spongebot64 The slightly out of date angel cake gives you 100 Ashen-points. However, the fact you drank tea deducts you -50 points, on a scale of numbers not known to humans. As Ashens are a strict coffee man, very odd for a british
@kyle128210 жыл бұрын
I like having Dan in the videos, it provides conversation rather than just one man talking to himself.
@ikasu009 жыл бұрын
This video is bugging me.
@Starnana9 жыл бұрын
Fuck my life.
@MadOrange6449 жыл бұрын
Itsu0 oh no
@firstaid2239 жыл бұрын
Well why don't you buzz off?
@ikasu009 жыл бұрын
FirstaidGames good one
@soupscums9 жыл бұрын
Itsu0 Fuck off. Just buzzing out of the bug theme.
@RetroGamerRanting10 жыл бұрын
When it's late at night and I'm getting a bit hungry but I know I shouldn't eat a snack so late, I just start watching one of Ashens food Specials and I don't need to snack anymore. Thanks Ashens, you helping me eat better :)
@Zygersaf10 жыл бұрын
What's with all the hate on Dan? I think he's great...
@DarkRawrb10 жыл бұрын
I also thought they would be hidden in the strawberries
@Korbolt10 жыл бұрын
"oh god stu, whats this in the middle"
@zcaharykhan89219 жыл бұрын
so did i
@zcaharykhan89219 жыл бұрын
Zcahary Khan def tu speling and puncuaton
@author.jessica.kemery10 жыл бұрын
I like Dan. I don't know why you all are whinging.
@Darkwolfpocco10 жыл бұрын
I like Dan too but maybe its because I've been a fan sense before there first 10 reviews in 10 minutes.
@frednorris50310 жыл бұрын
***** Can't appree-she-8 your spelling. Burn.
@SmeddyTooBestChannel10 жыл бұрын
Whine-Winging?
@skinwalker6942010 ай бұрын
This video turned him into a vegan
@syqued502910 жыл бұрын
I love it when dan is in these videos
@sleepysq4 жыл бұрын
5 year anniversary
@morgan42249 жыл бұрын
"is that the grasshoppers arse?" no it's an garsehopper
@TheSeandroid10 жыл бұрын
I legitimately don't understand what people don't like about Dan. I think he's great. Hi five for Dan.
@Revan266210 жыл бұрын
I'd watch Ashens and Dan eat nice strawberry's, but only if they're covered in whip-cream... Ashens and Dan, not the strawberry's.
@toxicrisis8 күн бұрын
dear lord
@MaterielPneumatique10 жыл бұрын
Bizarre foods? here in Mexico we can find Chapulines (grasshoppers) at the local market, the grasshopper is one of the most common insects of mexican cuisine, they are very tasty because they are toasted, and sometimes toasted with chili, although i have to say, those bugs of the video don't look that good.
@PycasneEesost10 жыл бұрын
In the UK, eating insects is fucking weird. They just stick to stuffed sheep intestines.
@danielhicks199110 жыл бұрын
Pycasne Eesost You have clearly never been to the UK nor have any knowledge about it.
@Jwlar10 жыл бұрын
Daniel Hicks Do you know what a sausage is?
@PycasneEesost10 жыл бұрын
***** I was making fun of the Scott food "Haggis" (which last time I checked was part of the UK? lemme check.. Yep, still on the union jack!) Which apparently greatly offended this moron?
@luketfer10 жыл бұрын
Daniel Hicks I believe he's actually refering to Black pudding made with pork blood and oatmeal...it also tastes bloody lovely.
@eldon97358 жыл бұрын
Ashens can eat military rations OLDER THAN TIME ITSELF (about 40 years old) and be just fine during it, but a salty insect is the straw that breaks the camels back
@kavtind8 жыл бұрын
It's funny how people have no problems what so ever with eating something like shrimps. Have you ever looked at a shrimp? It's basically just a really large insect - but because it lives underwater, there's no problem eating it.
@TheUntrainedNinja8 жыл бұрын
Imo shrimp look disgusting that and prawns
@donbeech25648 жыл бұрын
shrimp and prawns are the same thing
@jackcdkh65958 жыл бұрын
Well, usually it's prepared so it looks better and stuff plus fish and bug is very different
@viciadoemhalo38 жыл бұрын
But people don't eat their guts.
@bijad38548 жыл бұрын
We eat shrimp because they don't look as disgusting , also in betting they live in cleaner habitats ???? Not sure though , my point is they look better
@joewatson95193 жыл бұрын
"Oh bit of meat BIT OF MEAT" is still one of my favourite Ashens quotes
@garble219510 жыл бұрын
Come on Stuart! Gobble up those bastard insects, there are children in Africa that eat shoes!
@King_Of_Midgard10 жыл бұрын
WHY EAT SHOE WHEN CAN HUNT INCESTS URN ODDER BLERKS FER FUD?- The response everyone excpected.
@sagewaterdragon10 жыл бұрын
King of Midgard "when can hunt incests" - King of Midgard, 2014
@theframe10010 жыл бұрын
Sage Water Dragon Incest is quite nice.
@MultiRayman9810 жыл бұрын
Shoes are great eats
@Derpplup9 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought when they opened the bees they started moving ad that freaked me out
@WeaselLevelDesign10 жыл бұрын
Given them out to schoolchildren? The school next to where I live won a UK school food award because of the diversity of food they gave the kids - including prepared insects! They dared each other to eat them, and all of them ended up liking them. It's awesome.
@EurEvansIsh9 жыл бұрын
Stuart! Dan! A KZbin video has never made me shudder and feel weird before so congratulations. You've broken new ground. Insects are one of a few things I'm squeamish about. Tuning in was a daft idea :)
@sporkafife10 жыл бұрын
*Sees new Ashens video* "Oooooh wow, something funny to watch while I eat my dinner" *Sees title* ... "I'll watch this one later"
@onecreativecriminal7 жыл бұрын
Dan is a trooper!! Hats off to you mate!!
@lusteraliaszero10 жыл бұрын
"there is a reason humans do not generally eat insects" Every time you say this an evolutionary biologist cries, ashen
@dunxy6 жыл бұрын
A mate rocked up munching on a container of roast crickets/grasshoppers(not sure which) and they were like roasted airy nuts, not bad at all!
@bioactivevirus7 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares how much you dislike Dan, or how much you only want it to be Ashens. Dan is always welcome.
@Amonkai10 жыл бұрын
Whats with the hate for dan . he is ashens mate and it is ashens show for which you dont pay shit . let him make what he wants
@madamelolington10 жыл бұрын
BIG BOSSS. Also, I agree.
@Adam-jr3nw10 жыл бұрын
The viewers are technically, in a way, paying. We watch ads which give him income. That's the main reason why he does these videos. If people don't like Dan, then that will decrease ad revenue as they won't want to watch the videos with Dan in. I personally don't want Dan in Ashens videos, as it's just boring, he's a boring guy, it isn't the same with Dan in. I'm sure he's a great guy as a friend, but I don't like him in the videos. Just my personal opinion.
@Amonkai10 жыл бұрын
***** *tips hat*
@DerDudeInShanghai10 жыл бұрын
yeah, how dare other people have a different opinion? you must be very young
@bloodrunsclear10 жыл бұрын
I think Ashens likes making Dan suffer
@agepop10 жыл бұрын
we all have our kinks
@SubsonicNoise10 жыл бұрын
Keep Dan. He's cool, and it pisses all these people below off, which is hilarious
@ernestsstroinovs56928 жыл бұрын
It's 2016 and we still have no fucked up Chef Excellence + Eric the Arsehopper fan art. You disappoint me, internet.
@Andy-4136 жыл бұрын
That first one actually wasn't a maggot, it was a chrysalis, aka cocoon. Also silica gel isn't poisonous, it's essentially just sand, but it can give you an upset stomach if you ate a lot of it though.
@uTubeNoITube10 жыл бұрын
Dan is awesome, he's "Chef Excellence" for real.
@TheRookie12110 жыл бұрын
Why do I always end up watching Ashens eat weird stuff when I am having dinner. Owell, dont want it to get cold.
@nightxxmasked56259 жыл бұрын
Why Ashens looks like Simon Pegg from Shaun of the Dead?
@conorhardly60469 жыл бұрын
Actually I was convinced for ages that Ashens acted in that film.
@clockworkkirlia74758 жыл бұрын
THAT'S WHERE I RECOGNISE HIM FROM
@MrCheesyBaconBits6 жыл бұрын
Lassi Kinnunen the truth
@RattPoison806 жыл бұрын
He doesn't
@mattiekarwin36676 жыл бұрын
"...I don't wanna eat these Stuart." I don't know why that's what make me burst out laughing XD
@alynicholls32305 жыл бұрын
the strawberry is not the only fruit with seeds on the outside Pine berries do too, the salted insects looked like the contents of the local chipshops insect killer.
@dawavve9 жыл бұрын
The intermission screens make me laugh every time
@papayer7 жыл бұрын
I love how you can palp the genuine desperation and shock in Dan's voice as Stuart suddenly drops the hammer on him. 'we're gonna have insects for today, screw you'
@demoleramera3 жыл бұрын
Your username is a work of art, as a dropout art school student who couldn't draw a circle to save my life I highly approve of this!
@v_ChimChim_x8 жыл бұрын
Oh, ugh!! Crikey, this is what my pet spider eats!
@MMDAMV8 жыл бұрын
v Stryder x My favorite part of this is that you have a picture of your pet spider right there in your icon
@bruhbbawallace8 жыл бұрын
The only bug food I've ever had is escargot. Had some as an appetizer like a month ago on my first cruise. It was actually quite nice. About the same texture as calamari, cooked in a garlic sauce. Would recommend.
@mongorians225 жыл бұрын
There are these fried crickets from Oaxaca, Mexico called Chapulines. They flash-fry them with garlic, chilli and lime. They're absolutely delicious! Especially on a tortilla chip with a bit of guacamole.
@robstarchives8 жыл бұрын
"it's the reason humans generally don't eat insects" They could not be more wrong The effects of a social stigma summed up in one video, They admit it doesn't taste bad then almost vomit purely out of thought.
@kai615k8 жыл бұрын
Robert Gilmour Why did you type this like a poem? I'm genuinely confused.
@robstarchives8 жыл бұрын
I'm a pretentious cunt can't you see? Well really it's because I was playing the video the entire time and commenting during it,meaning it was paced oddly and I wasn't bothered to fix it.
@kai615k8 жыл бұрын
This is a Haiku, In a youtube comment thread, Poems are so great. I'm so sorry.
@robstarchives8 жыл бұрын
Poems are cool sure, but a comment thread? Sorry, It just doesn't work
@kai615k8 жыл бұрын
Robert Gilmour Sorry about that, That one could be much better, Do you prefer this?
@Nostalgianerd10 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the date on that tin 2004??
@Hoganply4 жыл бұрын
Unless Japan does it by year first.
@stephenpaget151710 жыл бұрын
This looks like the sort of food Timon and Pumbaa would love to eat.
@someguy75828 жыл бұрын
I suspect that "Bizarre Food" isn't too concerned about how their insect dishes actually taste.
@julia4740 Жыл бұрын
this is my fav ashens video i watch it so many times
@HO-bndk5 жыл бұрын
Salty and crispy on the way down, more wet and vinegary on the way straight back up again.
@SonicChaocc9 жыл бұрын
No body likes Dan? Oh wait, a lot of people like Dan. Ashens, put Dan in alll the videos and have 90% of your videos featuring Dan. Even have Dan eating his breakfast
@TicTacZac1210 жыл бұрын
Where did they get the bugs? It looks like something they swept up from under a refrigerator.
@espurious10 жыл бұрын
They're nicely packaged, meaning someone else did the sweeping up.
@TheWargod5610 жыл бұрын
There are actually farms for buggs, they are harvested and then distributed for the intended purpose. (I think china had the same thing with sharks, where they would breed and farm them for their fins and things).
@Jomster77710 жыл бұрын
Personally delivered by Bear Grylls to Ashens house.
@TicTacZac1210 жыл бұрын
***** It's a tough life living at McDonald's.
@bardofthe90s5710 жыл бұрын
I did have a plate of mealworms that had been cooked in a skillet once (long story). They actually were pretty good. They tasted like peanuts. :D I particularly think they would have been really nice covered in chocolate. And they do sell chocolate-covered insects.
@billywws9 жыл бұрын
Eric the Arsehopper was the best story ever! I loved having it read to me as a little kid as a bedtime story!
@dyztroyax46284 жыл бұрын
Eric the asshopper, sounds like the themesong to a movie that I wouldnt recommend renting.
@scourgeneo78346 жыл бұрын
I literally lost it when he said “there’s a reason for that.” Also, honey bees are endangered...and here comes japan saying “let’s eat the babies!!”
@Swiftbow4 жыл бұрын
They are not endangered. (If you actually check instead of listen to hearsay, they are listed as "Data Deficient." It is very difficult to actually do a population count, but there are still billions of them.) There is concern regarding honey bees due to colony collapse disorder and a parasite in the 90s that MIGHT lead to population issues in the future, but that has not actually happened as yet. You are probably basing that on a few bee species in Hawaii that were listed as endangered. Though those ARE endangered, they are native only to Hawaii, and they are not honey bees. They are a different subspecies of bee. Eating bee larvae IS weird, though.
@ericeklund415610 жыл бұрын
So I'm an ass-hopper now. Amazing.
@VoidHalo9 жыл бұрын
Seeing only their hands making gestures as they talk reminds me of one of those old commercials.
@YoshLovesYou Жыл бұрын
"I'm not that put off by it!" *sigh of utter disgust*
@nukeclears10 жыл бұрын
Dan is awesome
@TheGerster100010 жыл бұрын
''FUCK THOSE THINGS, WE'RE GONNA EAT SOME INSECTS''
@MrAzrealDragon10 жыл бұрын
made the biggest mistake of my life opened a bag of crisps/potato chips started munching then watched this video without reading the title. Now excuse me while I throw up.
@MrAzrealDragon10 жыл бұрын
Well you crunch on a bag of crisps with head phones on while these guys are eating. See how it turns out for you. I could hear these guys crunching on the grasshoppers, all while I could hear in my mouth the crunching of my crisps XD
@MrAzrealDragon10 жыл бұрын
I would suggest you make your way to your nearest Surgery and request that your stomach be pumped. xD
@Zaparter10 жыл бұрын
I am just done with the slowest eating of a toast with cheese. At one point through the video I did check under the slice..
@kevinwagner733310 жыл бұрын
You sound manly
@No0bT4rD10 жыл бұрын
I'm eating dinner right now and I'm only halfway through the video.
@Macc_7 жыл бұрын
I like how every time there was a cut for "technical difficulties", an ad jumped in. =P
@cargo_vroom97294 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you're supposed to cook and season the bee larva. A lot of otherwise ok stuff would be pretty bad straight from the can.
@jamesgrimwood128510 жыл бұрын
I think these videos would be even better if we could see their reactions. Also, now we know why the bee population is falling. The Japanese are putting them in cans.
@hamankarn785710 жыл бұрын
First the dolphins, now the bees? What the fuck, Japan?
@stonedstormtrooper708010 жыл бұрын
Battlemage Karn two bombs were not enough
@WishingBabyX10 жыл бұрын
Blame us, the Chinese too. Both the Japanese and the Chinese are fucked up. Now I feel disappointed to have Chinese ancestors.. why grandpa and grandma?
@alibobble5 жыл бұрын
They are so much worse completely plain and unsalted - trust me. Almost nutty. Almost. An accurate description of the flavour would be a pub carpet that had mud on it and at some point had some KP dry roasted peanuts spilled onto it. Not recommended.
@FLlTTER10 жыл бұрын
I would actually like to see a special where he and Dan eat food they really like
@geckokid82653 жыл бұрын
i was expecting a red dwarf reference in the intro with the strawberries
@Thatcake2Channel9 жыл бұрын
Not sure if they are in the UK as well, but here in the US there is a company called Hotlix that makes various candies out of bugs, for example, they are best known for their lollipops containing Crickets, Scorpions, Grasshoppers, Ants, and Worms. They used to have the same thing with Butterflies on the inside instead, but they had to stop making them for obvious reasons. They also offer tiny boxes of "Crick-ettes", Crickets that have been seasoned to taste like different kinds of Potato Chips.