Entomophagists unite! You have nothing to lose but your sense of self-worth! Lovely intro pic by Shaun Millington. Twitter: / ashens Reddit: / ashens Facebook: / officialashens
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@TheBitBlock10 жыл бұрын
At about the 10 minute mark I stopped to realize I was sitting in my home office at 12:30am watching 2 men eat bugs off a plate on the internet. I need to take a hard look at my life.
@sandorgrau-fay748810 жыл бұрын
A
@sionnaich834010 жыл бұрын
B
@Mackintosh9410 жыл бұрын
C
@domofike204610 жыл бұрын
D
@VixNickNacks10 жыл бұрын
It happens to us all, now get back to Smash Bros!
@apperusenpai9 жыл бұрын
I can honestly say I never thought I'd see the day where Dan is eating something with few problems and Stuart has taken his place gagging offscreen. Incredible.
@buss37968 жыл бұрын
+Crystal The Luxio And it's fucking bugs of all things.
@adamweishaupt28468 жыл бұрын
"Oh shit its wings have fallen off" is something I hope I never have to say about the food which is about to enter my mouth.
@sunflowr728 жыл бұрын
He sounded so disappointed, too, like he was wanting to eat them! Lol! 😂
@XephreWolf7 жыл бұрын
Good save, rofl
@Goldenkitten17 жыл бұрын
+Brindo Leetu - If your chicken wings fall off WHILE you're eating it there might be a problem.
@merlinsdog45307 жыл бұрын
Up the boro
@smittenthekitteninmittens26796 жыл бұрын
+merlinsdog yeah you will be coming up to the championship from league one in a few seasons...you're back where you belong :)
@angelsantiago49038 жыл бұрын
Damn those strawberries looked beautiful. They where the most perfect strawberries I have ever seen.
@jackhenderson10398 жыл бұрын
I don't even like strawberries and felt like hitting ashens for wasting them
@Type99Arisaka8 жыл бұрын
"I got the best straberrie$" -trump
@javanclarke14318 жыл бұрын
I what to know where he got them. Strawberries here in America are always shit.
@TheBestKingX8 жыл бұрын
+Javan Clarke what's ur profile picture lmao XD
@javanclarke14318 жыл бұрын
Jntterminx it's a troll face
@8bit_pineapple10 жыл бұрын
"Stu and Dan Eat Some Nice Strawberries" -- Add this to Ashens Extra to see how it goes.
@Wulfis696 жыл бұрын
*Dan* : Gags
@kourii6 жыл бұрын
I'd watch the shit out of that
@pixelplays9645 жыл бұрын
A video of Dan and Stu having a normal conversation with strawberries would be a great podcast-y video.
@StevePagetWorld9 жыл бұрын
I wonder if there's a Chinese KZbin channel where two blokes dare each other to eat Cadbury's Creme Eggs?
@jamescollins60855 жыл бұрын
I would love to see it.
@lordcrayzar5 жыл бұрын
No
@northumbriabushcraft12085 жыл бұрын
creme eggs are foul, the only bugs iv'e had are crickets and i'd way rather have those
@jackdeerboi35495 жыл бұрын
Northumbria Bushcraft Creme Eggs are the best
@AcornElectron4 жыл бұрын
TabiEats
@PanRysownikRysuje7 жыл бұрын
So the legends were true. A British man might be on the brink of death after drinking poison, but even they he has to say "cheers" before taking a swip of some medicine.
@maRomar08 жыл бұрын
I think that quite a lot of people would watch a video titled "Dan and Stuart eating delicious stawberries"
@KillThad7 жыл бұрын
Hell yea
@paulpaiva8447 жыл бұрын
maRomar0 Dan would probably puke eating that as well 😂
@DDBurnett17 жыл бұрын
That should have been the original title, to trick people in.
@KougajiCalling6 жыл бұрын
It would be different.
@nofreezepeach39596 жыл бұрын
maRomar0 Then a giant fucking centipede pops out.
@DrShaym10 жыл бұрын
You go out onto your front porch and unscrew the light fixture. You look at the bottom of the glass and see all of the rotting insect fragments. You get a good whiff. You pour it into your mouth. You feel the texture on your tongue. It is dry, crunchy, and somewhat fuzzy. You regret every decision you have ever made.
@Shikamaru74710 жыл бұрын
Except that most recent one, of course. Mmm, that crunchiness.
@apfanco9 жыл бұрын
Personally, if I did that. I would just pull the whole fixture out of the wall, throw it on the ground and light it on fire.
@wolfyboy7 жыл бұрын
and one of the lizard people, that is controlling the worlds governments, behind the scenes.
@Bender16 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym strange seeing you here...
@aosundragonkiller116 жыл бұрын
What are you doing here? White privledged male
@JamiM9310 жыл бұрын
"never had a reaction like that before" ashens, i happen to remember the century egg.
@Fuck_handles2 жыл бұрын
A decade's passed, jesus balls.
@Tookish_By_Nature Жыл бұрын
@@Fuck_handles The Internet never forgets U_U
@MegaAniLinkFan8 жыл бұрын
Who else thought the strawberries would have had insects in them or something?
@Steelman9858 жыл бұрын
The insects were in tins and airtight packaging. The strawberries were merely a diversion.
@fizz42888 жыл бұрын
Steelman985, yes my good sir, we can clearly see that
@LeAllenCorp8 жыл бұрын
ME!
@catarmy33198 жыл бұрын
i did
@gordal68668 жыл бұрын
same
@DrShaym10 жыл бұрын
Oh God, the crunching noises.
@bingbongdingdong8673 жыл бұрын
*asmr intensifies*
@ChiralSpirals2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap... A Dr Shaym comment! One the pre dates Possom reviews....wow that's a nice little Easter egg.
@Zyzzywyz10 жыл бұрын
Ingredients: Assorted Bugs, Salt I can make that product from my backyard!, only in plastic.
@Heliophanus10 жыл бұрын
Those would probably taste better without salt.
@Silver_wind_1987_5 жыл бұрын
@@Heliophanus those bugs would have my lizard going nuts...
@HaveCarapace10 жыл бұрын
"Are you sure? I don't want you to be sick." most unexpected line from Dan, lol. Also, to offset some of people who always whine: Dan is a great foil to Ashens, and I like when he's in the videos. The complaints people make about him are just bizarre.
@Dorraj Жыл бұрын
The complaints about him are the same you could say about Stuart. Stu eats simple microwavable burgers and acts like they taste like a week old hotdog that he found on the ground. Dan acts like everything he eats is literal vomit.
@peterclarke724010 ай бұрын
To be fair, microwave burgers are only supposed to be eaten by people who have absolutely no other choice other than death, and extremely drunk people who didn't get to the kebab shop before it shut. And those are the expensive ones. Ashens tends to review the extra cheap and nasty ones that Iceland sells, that no man should eat except at gunpoint.
@DarthRushy8 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up if Ashens eating strawberries would totally bring in the viewers.
@cruxmind8 жыл бұрын
no.
@lily911098 жыл бұрын
Nope
@tetsuo36738 жыл бұрын
+DarthRushy please do ashen strawberry special
@DarthRushy8 жыл бұрын
Beach Ball I would, but I can't possess Ashen's body.
@Steelman9858 жыл бұрын
And if you did, you would be forced behind a brown couch opening loot crates and eating canned octopi.
@BalloonSage8 жыл бұрын
I always get hungry and munch on snacks during these food specials.
@kurvos8 жыл бұрын
+Just A Gamer Just because you're too sensetive to eat snacks while watching these videos doesn't mean others are.
@jsully24138 жыл бұрын
Same, especially since I usually watch these after a few beers.
@thomaspavlick3578 жыл бұрын
i am eating doritos right now
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld8 жыл бұрын
I usually eat chocolate.
@SerGelatto8 жыл бұрын
dude same
@JoeBeaven10 жыл бұрын
Yay! I sent in the mixed bugs. It's the first thing I've sent in that got reviewed.
@Lenneroid10 жыл бұрын
I bet you must be very proud of yourself, you cheeky young man. ...Oh hell, I'd be, too. Props to you XD
@lukefaughnan52245 жыл бұрын
Lenneroid nice one mate
@jamesdevine024 жыл бұрын
@Sam Williams says the guy watching the video.
@cardboardboxification8 жыл бұрын
This makes chicken in the can look like a 5star dinner
@han52348 жыл бұрын
Nah, that chicken was truly the stuff of nightmares.
@StarluckZX8 жыл бұрын
it really doesn't
@mr.meeseeks52168 жыл бұрын
The can is fucking RAAAAWW!!
@Jestrath7 жыл бұрын
Its so sad but so true
@Sceptonic6 жыл бұрын
fenrirdies Damn you must have some weird looking deformed nuts XD
@ReviewTechUSA10 жыл бұрын
If they passionately fed each other the strawberries this video would get two million views. I would also vomit uncontrollably due to witnessing that.
@boog28610 жыл бұрын
What about passionately feeding each other grasshoppers?
@ghostgate8210 жыл бұрын
Rich......whatchu be watchin yo?
@NullStudiosGaming10 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Rich you watch this channel also?
@TooAlbino10 жыл бұрын
Whaaat?! Rich is here everbody
@ghostgate8210 жыл бұрын
***** ......dem visuals...
@Kippykip9 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone hating Dan? I liked him and I wouldn't mind seeing him in more food specials
@timothymenard49463 жыл бұрын
Dan is wonderful.
@author.jessica.kemery10 жыл бұрын
I like Dan. I don't know why you all are whinging.
@Darkwolfpocco10 жыл бұрын
I like Dan too but maybe its because I've been a fan sense before there first 10 reviews in 10 minutes.
@frednorris5039 жыл бұрын
***** Can't appree-she-8 your spelling. Burn.
@SmeddyTooBestChannel9 жыл бұрын
Whine-Winging?
@gormless-idiot6 ай бұрын
This video turned him into a vegan
@ryanmorton384110 жыл бұрын
So apparently people don't like Dan, it's fair enough to criticise the video and his role in the video but some people really seem to hate him and want rid of him and expect Ashens to bend over and comply to these whims. If I were Ashens and people were demanding that I got rid of one of my close friends I'd keep putting him in videos just to piss people off.
@ThePatryk7210 жыл бұрын
Good way to loose your job and your fanbase.
@Evilgoodone10 жыл бұрын
ThePatryk72 He'll be better off those whiny bitches, who arent his true fans in a first place.
@AisukurimuYusukurimu10 жыл бұрын
Evilgoodone I agree with you 100% In honor of that sentiment, I motion that we rename this channel "Ashens and Dan BFF-Butt-Party-4Life"
@LaJin929210 жыл бұрын
I don't mind dan in these regular videos, but I'm still pissed off that they went and cast him as Chef Excellence. He can act even less than Ashens and he doesn't even fucking match the character in one damn fucking bit.
@ryanmorton384110 жыл бұрын
ThePatryk72 I was being facetious towards the end there but I still stand by my point, people need to remove the sticks that are lodged in their anal cavities.
@karmanwilmot16488 жыл бұрын
I once participated in a small fear factor that was held in a facility as a graduation party by my high school. Me and 1 or 2 girls and a few guys participated(two of the guys were foot ball players). First we had to past a easy round of eating raw veggies. Next we had to do a team game of holding a donkey tong in our mouth while going around cones(it was awkward). Then we had to do another team game of one person at one end of a line of cones while the other (with just their mouth) scoops a spoon full of live grasshoppers in honey and goes around the cones and feeds the other person, then switch places and repeat. Next we had to draw a card from a deck randomly, was handed a bowl of lucky charms and what ever the number was on the card was how many alive earth worms you had to put in the cereal and eat. The two food ball guys didn't even try and quit, and I ate it as fast as I could. Everything was rather pleasant until the worms....I almost threw up. finally it was me and my partner against each other. The announcer brought out a plastic wine cup and inside was.......two alive Australian cockroaches. He told us to come to get to know the roaches and I immediately did so while my rival just stood there in horror. I petted it and the announcer was amazed and said, "Everyone, she is petting the cockroach!" After a few minutes of the speaker talking I asked when we start, he said whenever. I grabbed it and tried to hold it still, you won't believe how strong their legs are until you try holding one still. My rival hesitated for 20 seconds or so and tried to grab it but freaked and dropped it on the audience. People freaked of course, and I saw this as a opportunity to get ahead and quickly got a idea...fold it in half so the legs won't claw my tongue or walk around. I ate it as fast as I could.....do NOT eat it.....it was mushy like pudding with grit and crunchy shells. The guts was sooooo ronchy and gross I gagged and was really close to throwing up. luckily I finished and two classmates came to me with cups of water to rinse. The announcer announced that I was the first girl he's seen win; and unknown to me, I won $50! I was just competing for the expedience XD! I had always been unpopular and had no friends (or maybe a couple at most) my whole life and had bad to abusive teachers. However, in that final two hours or so during and after the fear factor, I became more popular and had people all around me praising me, congratulating me, and just simply noticing me, talking to me and smiling with genuine friendliness. I wish I was still in school I miss my classmates and teachers and even the work. Now i'm 20, no friends, no job (currently because my scoliosis hurts too much), live at my mom's with my step-dad and 4 year old half brother, helping around the house with chores and money because they don't have jobs because of their health problems and will soon have my grandparents move in as well because they no longer can take care of them self's and I will help them. I'm not sure what my future has in store for me but...watching this video reminds me of that fear factor day and all the good times; for that, I thank you for all the videos you post that make me laugh and make me forget all my troubles O(≧∇≦)O! Thank you to anyone who has sticked through till the end of my long ramble。(*^▽^*)ゞ !
@lavendericedtea8 жыл бұрын
Dude, that's depressing ._. I hope you'll have a bright future ahead of you!
@karmanwilmot16488 жыл бұрын
Andrea Stephens Thank you so much(人 •͈ᴗ•͈✿ฺ)!! I hope YOU have a bright future too! When the world shoves you around, you just gotta stand up and shove back(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑. It's not like somebody's gonna save you if you start babbling excuses. 。^‿^。
@kashinimeyo8 жыл бұрын
+timtrainage if that's tldr, you don't have a bright future
@alexhook91518 жыл бұрын
You sound cool *high five*
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld8 жыл бұрын
Poor cockroach...
@PainweedingPills Жыл бұрын
You will own nothing, and you will be happy
@ChrisWachtler10 жыл бұрын
Everybody hating on Dan, I like him.
@jordanjockstrap48610 жыл бұрын
Danlovers unite
@sionnaich834010 жыл бұрын
YEAAH, I I liked both of your comments so that they still end with 12. WOOOO. (I don't know why this matters, but I agree with you both, kek.)
@julianro287410 жыл бұрын
I love how he teases Dan and wasted strawberries for that :3
@renbelmont10 жыл бұрын
Yea, it made me laugh too.
@daenerystargaryen526010 жыл бұрын
***** but.. the three second rule... they're infected with germs!
@daenerystargaryen526010 жыл бұрын
Viikond still germs :P
@cleanycloth10 жыл бұрын
Daenerys Targaryen The "Ashens Sofa (C)" has a special coating of "FUCKOFFALLDIRTYTHINGS" where no germs can come into contact with anything on there!
@MrMeddyman10 жыл бұрын
They eat the strawberries after the bees
@8008boot10 жыл бұрын
"Stew and Dan eat some nice strawberries with bugs inside, and give them out to school children, and Stew spends the rest of his life in prison" MAKE IT SO.
@TheAceSpaceman9 жыл бұрын
Here in Mexico, we have a dish called "Chapulines" that are form of grasshoppers but those are very tiny. Chapulines are cooked fried, served with salt and lemon...they taste delicious, and those insects you're showing do not even looked cooked...or boiled as Stuart says. They look like they were killed and just packaged, glad you didn't got poisoned or something.
@sgtavl25839 жыл бұрын
Now I want to try that.
@TheAceSpaceman9 жыл бұрын
Anytime dude! Mexico will receive you with open arms!
@cod09games799 жыл бұрын
+TheAceSpaceman Me likey Mexico;)
@bobajango558 жыл бұрын
+Jairo Alvarado You say that like it's a bad thing
@spartanfoxie8 жыл бұрын
+TheAceSpaceman does sir eat mexian jumping beans?
@holypaladin46578 жыл бұрын
I expected Ashens to rotate the strawberries and reveal that half of it was rotten and infested with maggots. Then I remembered that this was not a movie.
@JJ-te2pi8 жыл бұрын
Hope they were free range insects.
@lbonini1gaming9 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that wants to see one of these videos being filmed, like from a 3rd person perspective? Are these 2 men kneeling in front of a sofa, eating off it with a camera between them?
@athenathegreatandpowerful63654 жыл бұрын
Yes. Of course. As one does.
@chandlerfrantz31409 жыл бұрын
I had crickets once. They were teriyaki, supposedly. And ideally they were dried. However when I bit into the head there was a vague... Wetness. That was my first and last insect I ate.
@thedoomslayer47778 жыл бұрын
"eric the asshopper" is now on number 1 on audible.com
@ARIA317310 жыл бұрын
Dan is awesome and his voice is also really soothing :) really enjoy videos he's in ^_^ you guys are a great combo!
@TheMrWillje7 жыл бұрын
I really like Dan. He seems like such a nice guy. It's sad that not everyone likes him. I hope Ashens keep inviting him back. Also I realised that I've been watching Ashens' videos for 9 years. I remember watching the guitar fever video when it first came out
@lusteraliaszero9 жыл бұрын
"there is a reason humans do not generally eat insects" Every time you say this an evolutionary biologist cries, ashen
@TheSeandroid10 жыл бұрын
I legitimately don't understand what people don't like about Dan. I think he's great. Hi five for Dan.
@Zygersaf10 жыл бұрын
What's with all the hate on Dan? I think he's great...
@K-One5828 жыл бұрын
Hakuna Matata.
@javanclarke14318 жыл бұрын
Ain't no worrieeeeeees
@llawliet-rhyuzaki-6558 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Fuller it means no worries for the rest of your days!
@llawliet-rhyuzaki-6558 жыл бұрын
+Nick Kefaloukos lol
@DeanMetalAngel6668 жыл бұрын
Slimy, yet satisfying.
@oscarsalomonsson10938 жыл бұрын
+DeanMetalAngel666 kek
@eldon97357 жыл бұрын
Ashens can eat military rations OLDER THAN TIME ITSELF (about 40 years old) and be just fine during it, but a salty insect is the straw that breaks the camels back
@garble219510 жыл бұрын
Come on Stuart! Gobble up those bastard insects, there are children in Africa that eat shoes!
@King_Of_Midgard10 жыл бұрын
WHY EAT SHOE WHEN CAN HUNT INCESTS URN ODDER BLERKS FER FUD?- The response everyone excpected.
@sagewaterdragon10 жыл бұрын
King of Midgard "when can hunt incests" - King of Midgard, 2014
@theframe10010 жыл бұрын
Sage Water Dragon Incest is quite nice.
@MultiRayman9810 жыл бұрын
Shoes are great eats
@MaterielPneumatique10 жыл бұрын
Bizarre foods? here in Mexico we can find Chapulines (grasshoppers) at the local market, the grasshopper is one of the most common insects of mexican cuisine, they are very tasty because they are toasted, and sometimes toasted with chili, although i have to say, those bugs of the video don't look that good.
@PycasneEesost10 жыл бұрын
In the UK, eating insects is fucking weird. They just stick to stuffed sheep intestines.
@danielhicks199110 жыл бұрын
Pycasne Eesost You have clearly never been to the UK nor have any knowledge about it.
@Jwlar10 жыл бұрын
Daniel Hicks Do you know what a sausage is?
@PycasneEesost10 жыл бұрын
***** I was making fun of the Scott food "Haggis" (which last time I checked was part of the UK? lemme check.. Yep, still on the union jack!) Which apparently greatly offended this moron?
@luketfer10 жыл бұрын
Daniel Hicks I believe he's actually refering to Black pudding made with pork blood and oatmeal...it also tastes bloody lovely.
@steveg51229 жыл бұрын
When i saw the strawberries i thought about red dwarf...with the triplicated strawberry. one with maggots in it.
@sierra15134 жыл бұрын
Angels and demons
@kavtind8 жыл бұрын
It's funny how people have no problems what so ever with eating something like shrimps. Have you ever looked at a shrimp? It's basically just a really large insect - but because it lives underwater, there's no problem eating it.
@TheUntrainedNinja8 жыл бұрын
Imo shrimp look disgusting that and prawns
@donbeech25648 жыл бұрын
shrimp and prawns are the same thing
@jackcdkh65958 жыл бұрын
Well, usually it's prepared so it looks better and stuff plus fish and bug is very different
@viciadoemhalo38 жыл бұрын
But people don't eat their guts.
@bijad38548 жыл бұрын
We eat shrimp because they don't look as disgusting , also in betting they live in cleaner habitats ???? Not sure though , my point is they look better
@kyle128210 жыл бұрын
I like having Dan in the videos, it provides conversation rather than just one man talking to himself.
@Centralminimize10 жыл бұрын
yes.. been waiting for a food special, food vids are just the best!!
@hamzakhamlichi19010 жыл бұрын
Yh there awesome
@spongebot6410 жыл бұрын
I've come prepared with a cup of tea and some slightly out-of-date angel cake!
@demoleramera3 жыл бұрын
@@spongebot64 The slightly out of date angel cake gives you 100 Ashen-points. However, the fact you drank tea deducts you -50 points, on a scale of numbers not known to humans. As Ashens are a strict coffee man, very odd for a british
@apollo-37449 жыл бұрын
Wtf is with all the overly possessive egotistical comments in chat? Ashens does solo reviews almost every week. Dan is a fresh take on reviewing and is probably much more more enjoyable for Stewart too. You fools are acting like he should only do what you want, you don't own Ashens, let the man does what he damn well pleases
@joewatson95193 жыл бұрын
"Oh bit of meat BIT OF MEAT" is still one of my favourite Ashens quotes
@Revan266210 жыл бұрын
I'd watch Ashens and Dan eat nice strawberry's, but only if they're covered in whip-cream... Ashens and Dan, not the strawberry's.
@DarkRawrb10 жыл бұрын
I also thought they would be hidden in the strawberries
@Korbolt10 жыл бұрын
"oh god stu, whats this in the middle"
@zcaharykhan89219 жыл бұрын
so did i
@zcaharykhan89219 жыл бұрын
Zcahary Khan def tu speling and puncuaton
@RetroGamerRanting9 жыл бұрын
When it's late at night and I'm getting a bit hungry but I know I shouldn't eat a snack so late, I just start watching one of Ashens food Specials and I don't need to snack anymore. Thanks Ashens, you helping me eat better :)
@neilwilson57855 жыл бұрын
I don't usually watch stuff from four years ago, but Ashens stays strangely relevant and is timeless.
@ikasu009 жыл бұрын
This video is bugging me.
@Starnana9 жыл бұрын
Fuck my life.
@MadOrange6449 жыл бұрын
Itsu0 oh no
@firstaid2239 жыл бұрын
Well why don't you buzz off?
@ikasu009 жыл бұрын
FirstaidGames good one
@basiccs9 жыл бұрын
Itsu0 Fuck off. Just buzzing out of the bug theme.
@rin-oyasumi3 жыл бұрын
YOU VILL EET ZE BUGZ YOU VILL LIV IN ZE POD YOU VILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY
@WeaselLevelDesign10 жыл бұрын
Given them out to schoolchildren? The school next to where I live won a UK school food award because of the diversity of food they gave the kids - including prepared insects! They dared each other to eat them, and all of them ended up liking them. It's awesome.
@morgan42249 жыл бұрын
"is that the grasshoppers arse?" no it's an garsehopper
@Amonkai10 жыл бұрын
Whats with the hate for dan . he is ashens mate and it is ashens show for which you dont pay shit . let him make what he wants
@madamelolington10 жыл бұрын
BIG BOSSS. Also, I agree.
@Adam-jr3nw10 жыл бұрын
The viewers are technically, in a way, paying. We watch ads which give him income. That's the main reason why he does these videos. If people don't like Dan, then that will decrease ad revenue as they won't want to watch the videos with Dan in. I personally don't want Dan in Ashens videos, as it's just boring, he's a boring guy, it isn't the same with Dan in. I'm sure he's a great guy as a friend, but I don't like him in the videos. Just my personal opinion.
@Amonkai10 жыл бұрын
***** *tips hat*
@DerDudeInShanghai10 жыл бұрын
yeah, how dare other people have a different opinion? you must be very young
@MrAzrealDragon10 жыл бұрын
made the biggest mistake of my life opened a bag of crisps/potato chips started munching then watched this video without reading the title. Now excuse me while I throw up.
@MrAzrealDragon10 жыл бұрын
Well you crunch on a bag of crisps with head phones on while these guys are eating. See how it turns out for you. I could hear these guys crunching on the grasshoppers, all while I could hear in my mouth the crunching of my crisps XD
@MrAzrealDragon10 жыл бұрын
I would suggest you make your way to your nearest Surgery and request that your stomach be pumped. xD
@Zaparter10 жыл бұрын
I am just done with the slowest eating of a toast with cheese. At one point through the video I did check under the slice..
@kevinwagner733310 жыл бұрын
You sound manly
@No0bT4rD10 жыл бұрын
I'm eating dinner right now and I'm only halfway through the video.
@BionicmanJCD2 жыл бұрын
You will eat ze bugs and you will be happy.
@ericeklund415610 жыл бұрын
So I'm an ass-hopper now. Amazing.
@sporkafife10 жыл бұрын
*Sees new Ashens video* "Oooooh wow, something funny to watch while I eat my dinner" *Sees title* ... "I'll watch this one later"
@FedorovAvtomat10 жыл бұрын
7:12 I remember that story, it was called The Grasshopper and the Octopus. The Grasshopper saved up acorns for the winter while the Octopus mooched off his girlfriend. Then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus took all his acorns. And got a racecar.
@syqued50299 жыл бұрын
I love it when dan is in these videos
@sleepy23644 жыл бұрын
5 year anniversary
@alynicholls32305 жыл бұрын
the strawberry is not the only fruit with seeds on the outside Pine berries do too, the salted insects looked like the contents of the local chipshops insect killer.
@EmillyOrr10 жыл бұрын
I *love* basil seed drink, it's one of my favorites. And you got an off-brand--traditional basil seed drink is flavored with banana extract. (And no, even if you let it sit for six hours, the basil seeds only lightly settle; they won't pack on the bottom, they still float.)
@cmdrhunt10 жыл бұрын
I for one, enjoy hearing Dan as a contributor to the food specials.
@ssj999710 жыл бұрын
Dear Dan, Dont bother reading the comments, it gave me aids. Sincerely, Aids sufferer
@fargeeks10 жыл бұрын
Dan sucks. Its like its not ashens anymore its a idiot grumps
@666Shinedown10 жыл бұрын
Dan read the comments and his kidney failed :D
@juskidding4449 жыл бұрын
666Shinedown You are Illuminati confirmed. Because 666
@ssj99979 жыл бұрын
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Well....aren't you a delight
@666Shinedown9 жыл бұрын
***** lol 2014 called,they want their dank jokes back
@v_ChimChim_x7 жыл бұрын
Oh, ugh!! Crikey, this is what my pet spider eats!
@MMDAMV7 жыл бұрын
v Stryder x My favorite part of this is that you have a picture of your pet spider right there in your icon
@sirpercivalsmallcock-jones958510 жыл бұрын
Call me boring, but I'd prefer to eat the nice strawberries.
@renbelmont10 жыл бұрын
Controversial choice, my friend.
@LG41R54210 жыл бұрын
If you insist...;)
@manictiger10 жыл бұрын
TheToasterRabbit It'll be in the next presidential debates.
@mangenkyo10 жыл бұрын
I think everyone here prefer to eat insects instead of strawberries man.
@MagicAccent10 жыл бұрын
All right, I'll call you boring. But only if you come on a camping holiday with me.
@Kroeckinator10 жыл бұрын
I miss the videos of just Ashens, I have no problem with Dan, but I enjoy the videos a lot more when it's just Ashens.
@dennett31610 жыл бұрын
Why? No, seriously, what is it behind this bizarre mentality? He's done plenty of videos that are just him...the last being just 5 days ago. You miss something that is by no means a rare occurrence? You have no problem with Dan, but think he detracts from the videos "a lot"? What's with people and this bizarre distaste for things being different?
@NoxVulpes10 жыл бұрын
Paul Dennett I think it's more that Dan grates on some people. I actually enjoy his presence more often than not, but every now and then he even irritates me. I forget which video it was, though I believe it was the "stupidly long crap food special", where he got a little holier-than-thou about being a dietary health nut, and I just faintly hoped he stubbed his toe or something in a fit of petty irritation. A little time in front of the camera seems to have him mellowing out a tad, though.
@influencehistory887910 жыл бұрын
I have a proble m with Dan have you seen his videos!??! there a fucking nightmare.
@Sunderfury10 жыл бұрын
Paul Dennett What's with your bizarre whiteknighting of someone you don't even know? Is it that you don't understand taste and preference and you assume that the sole reason he is disliked is that he's new to the videos? Here, let me help you along with an easy to comprehend example so that you never post this kind of nonsense again. Imagine you are watching Blackadder. Now imagine that for some reason they randomly introduce an unfunny man, let's say David Cameron, who takes up part of the episode, cutting Rowan Atkinson's dialogue by half. The series is still watchable because the rest of the writing is good, but it is not as good as it was before the needless addition of this man. Are you going to attribute this to a "distaste for things being different"? Of course not, that'd be bloody idiotic.
@jayz4evr10 жыл бұрын
Paul Dennett because that guy is lame, unfunny and boring. Got your answer now?
@onecreativecriminal6 жыл бұрын
Dan is a trooper!! Hats off to you mate!!
@nightxxmasked56259 жыл бұрын
Why Ashens looks like Simon Pegg from Shaun of the Dead?
@conorhardly60468 жыл бұрын
Actually I was convinced for ages that Ashens acted in that film.
@clockworkkirlia74758 жыл бұрын
THAT'S WHERE I RECOGNISE HIM FROM
@MrCheesyBaconBits6 жыл бұрын
Lassi Kinnunen the truth
@RattPoison806 жыл бұрын
He doesn't
@LoyalistViral10 жыл бұрын
Look, I love Dan as much as the next guy, but it would be nice to go back to basics every once in a while with Stu just eating stuff on his own with out Dan been in my ear. I don't hate him, it's just that Dan has been in every food one Stu has done for quite sometime.
@dennett31610 жыл бұрын
So? If you don't hate him, what's the problem? I don't get this weird urge people get for everything to stay the same, always and forever. It's a peculiar thing I only ever run into on the internet.
@clearspira10 жыл бұрын
Oh look at the upvotes.... Thats above 95% positive isn't it? Yep Dan thankfully isn't going anywhere. Better get used to it sweetie.
@felinusfeline555910 жыл бұрын
People don't really seem to get that it's okay to dislike Dan. It's called having an oppinion :P I agree with you actually. I miss the "just Ashens" videos.
@QWERTYCommander10 жыл бұрын
His Gameboy videos he's doing right now are literally about as back to basics as you can get.
@killme386210 жыл бұрын
What next guy? Nobody likes Dan XD
@bloodrunsclear10 жыл бұрын
I think Ashens likes making Dan suffer
@agepop10 жыл бұрын
we all have our kinks
@EurEvansIsh9 жыл бұрын
Stuart! Dan! A KZbin video has never made me shudder and feel weird before so congratulations. You've broken new ground. Insects are one of a few things I'm squeamish about. Tuning in was a daft idea :)
@Derpplup9 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought when they opened the bees they started moving ad that freaked me out
@Captain.Scarlet10 жыл бұрын
What crap falls in the cracks of your Sofa?
@captainban713710 жыл бұрын
***** batman?
@punchthegoose10 жыл бұрын
geometric shaped cat
@emilfilms10 жыл бұрын
Brown
@jake_isnotcool10 жыл бұрын
A mixture of cocaine, water and bicarbonate of soda, heated up to cause large "crystals" of crack cocaine to form. That's my guess at least.
@sirmugman10 жыл бұрын
the remains of cheap broken toys, the sugery mess of cheap nasty rot your teeth as well as your mind sweets, small not lego but you think they are lego parts, stickers for not lego, odd bits of halloween failure, and odd bits of christmas with a hint of burnt toy
@TheRookie12110 жыл бұрын
Why do I always end up watching Ashens eat weird stuff when I am having dinner. Owell, dont want it to get cold.
@HO-bndk5 жыл бұрын
Salty and crispy on the way down, more wet and vinegary on the way straight back up again.
@stephenpaget151710 жыл бұрын
This looks like the sort of food Timon and Pumbaa would love to eat.
@alexthebustyrussian10 жыл бұрын
Get over his whole Dan and Stuart thing. Some variety once in a while is always nice.
@uTubeNoITube10 жыл бұрын
Dan is awesome, he's "Chef Excellence" for real.
@Andy-4136 жыл бұрын
That first one actually wasn't a maggot, it was a chrysalis, aka cocoon. Also silica gel isn't poisonous, it's essentially just sand, but it can give you an upset stomach if you ate a lot of it though.
@mattiekarwin36676 жыл бұрын
"...I don't wanna eat these Stuart." I don't know why that's what make me burst out laughing XD
@tudythegangster9 жыл бұрын
Is this video Bear Grylls approved?
@myleswalton10469 жыл бұрын
As long as they drink their own piss in the middle of the Sahara desert I think they'll get a good rating from him.
@myleswalton10469 жыл бұрын
As long as they drink their own piss in the middle of the Sahara desert I think they'll get a good rating from him.
@cruxmind8 жыл бұрын
+Myles Walton he didn't gulp it down. He jyst hydrated his mouth with piss. Piss is sterile but I surely dont want to try my own internal juices.
@leontarmann34495 жыл бұрын
@@cruxmind it's actually not sterile, that has been debunked.
@nukeclears10 жыл бұрын
Dan is awesome
@papayer7 жыл бұрын
I love how you can palp the genuine desperation and shock in Dan's voice as Stuart suddenly drops the hammer on him. 'we're gonna have insects for today, screw you'
@demoleramera3 жыл бұрын
Your username is a work of art, as a dropout art school student who couldn't draw a circle to save my life I highly approve of this!
@SubsonicNoise10 жыл бұрын
Keep Dan. He's cool, and it pisses all these people below off, which is hilarious
@werdna457710 жыл бұрын
This is THE FUTURE. We need to do this more. It's better for the environment and the economy.
@werdna457710 жыл бұрын
Eat bugs, not watch grown men eat bugs
@nickp199910 жыл бұрын
***** pahahaha
@werdna45779 жыл бұрын
***** **facepalm** because people are all they seem on KZbin...
@MrCheekbutt9 жыл бұрын
How?
@werdna45779 жыл бұрын
MrCheekbutt Cow farms take up a lot of space and corn, and they put a a LOT of methane. An insect farm doesn't do any of this.
@ziaolol10 жыл бұрын
I think if I tried to sum up why people prefer videos of just Stuart, it wouldn't be that we dislike Dan. He comes across as a great guy. I think there's more of a connection when it's just Stu. Like he's talking to us, interacting with us. When Dan is there, they are interacting together and we are just watching (or hearing) them go on about their business with each other.
@SonicChaocc9 жыл бұрын
No body likes Dan? Oh wait, a lot of people like Dan. Ashens, put Dan in alll the videos and have 90% of your videos featuring Dan. Even have Dan eating his breakfast
@alibobble5 жыл бұрын
They are so much worse completely plain and unsalted - trust me. Almost nutty. Almost. An accurate description of the flavour would be a pub carpet that had mud on it and at some point had some KP dry roasted peanuts spilled onto it. Not recommended.
@WaffleCopter101110 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to put the whole thing in my mouth" - Ashens 2014
@SuperFinGuy10 жыл бұрын
That is also what she said.
@IanC145 жыл бұрын
@@SuperFinGuy that's what I said
@alexbarber43588 жыл бұрын
anyone else notice that delicacies are almost always disgusting
@RageingMuffin9 жыл бұрын
The dried bugs are actually better for mixing in things like trail mix. POSSIBLY for cooking with. Most bugs on their own are bland tasting but if you farm them and feed them different things they can have different tastes. For example, feeding grubs sweet fruits like mango or pineapple make them sweet and ideal for using in place of fruit in trail mixes, while feeding them on meats will give them a savory taste ideal for stir-fry. There's an insect museum here in Philadelphia that used to have fried meal worms that tasted similar to chips (uh...crisps) A lot of people are farming bugs because they're an easily farmed source of protein that pretty much anyone can care for in their own homes, rather than needing big plots of land for big farm animals that breed slower and cost more money to care for.
@cocososupergeek9 жыл бұрын
i like dan in ashens' videos. *GO AHEAD, HATERS!*
@dawavve9 жыл бұрын
The intermission screens make me laugh every time
@TicTacZac1210 жыл бұрын
Where did they get the bugs? It looks like something they swept up from under a refrigerator.
@espurious10 жыл бұрын
They're nicely packaged, meaning someone else did the sweeping up.
@TheWargod5610 жыл бұрын
There are actually farms for buggs, they are harvested and then distributed for the intended purpose. (I think china had the same thing with sharks, where they would breed and farm them for their fins and things).
@Jomster77710 жыл бұрын
Personally delivered by Bear Grylls to Ashens house.
@TicTacZac1210 жыл бұрын
***** It's a tough life living at McDonald's.
@geckokid82653 жыл бұрын
i was expecting a red dwarf reference in the intro with the strawberries