Food Theory: Chocolate is a LIE!

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Chocolate is one of the most beloved sweets out there. We use it in EVERYTHING from sweet to savory dishes, in many different cultures, and for many occasions. Yet, chocolate is hiding a dark secret... and I don't mean just dark chocolate. Depending on what chocolate you are purchasing, what you end up eating may NOT really be chocolate. That's right! Just like your cake mix, your chocolate is LYING to you! What is is? What makes REAL chocolate actually chocolate? I hope you have a sweet tooth, Theorists.
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[@dhirvisavadia273]

At this rate matpat is gonna prove everything is fake and we are living in a simulation.

[@earlytumblr]

PFFFFFFFFT

[@NickyExists]

its just like the simulations oh wait-

[@tralecs8236]

Eh, i'd be fine if it was a simulation.

[@cameronjadewallace]

I mean.... We are tho.

[@GG42069]

What does candy corn and or rain deer corn taste like? I'm from Europe.

[@mirandakeigher819]

"Cole, is it? What a coincidence" SAVAGE

[@BrotherTheory]

You are BRILLIANT, Miranda :)

[@Hose_10]

H

[@andreicanubida16yearsago9]

E

[@coleisfinagle]

@Addie Figueroa cole

[@neenjaman1658]

🤣🤣

[@Phantomjay09]

I've actually eaten fresh cacao beans. They're not that bad. They tast nothing like chocolate, but they do have a coffee-like bitterness to them. I would never regularly have them as a snack, but if there was a bowl of them at a party (for some weird reason) I'd take a few.

[@ricardocruz4235]

Speaking of the coffee comparison, it’s interesting how the flavor of cacao can differ substantially. I generally consider anything over ~75% bitter tasting, but I had a Chocolove bar that was 88% extra dark whose cacao had such a full and fruity flavor it didn’t even taste bitter at all.

[@MK-he3qq]

I'm not sure what you taste buds call bitter but, as someone who is kind of snobby if it comes to chocolate and has eaten quite a few pure chocolate beans, and self made roasted chocolate beans and nibs and 100% chocolate, and doesn't like it if something tastes bitter The skin of chocolate beans you can buy have sometimes- or often gone bad, and since they are a bit bitter, and stuff that has gone bad often has a stronger, but kind of wrong taste the whole bean tastes bitter. so if you eat the bean without the skin, or just as nibs, or some that haven't gone bad yet they don't really taste very bitter and a lot more like chocolate- of course it also comes down to the kind of bean, how it was for example roasted and where it grew (Apparently you can sometimes taste which other plants grew close to the cacao tree if you have a good 100% chocolate, my mum and I tried it once with a few chocolates and we had a pretty good success rate) Aaaaand I want chocolate, dang it

[@jacoblamb6869]

You know reaching the end when he says "it's all a food theory" after hearing facts thrown around makes me go "umm no it isn't, literally most if not all you said is true"

[@andrealoakman9009]

same

[@minerdxxd733]

its their branding, its kinda hard not to say it

[@Rune.the.therian]

It’s his catchphrase

[@KillerKatz12]

Ye but he managed to say it after a hypothetical situation.

[@podthereal]

Bruh... Imagine getting a literal business booklet for christmas... Santa: I'm sorry little one, but this... does put a smile on my face...

[@smellycat3861]

[Looks in stocking] [Sees booklet] [Happiness noise] Mom: What is it? Me: I GOT A SCIENCE BOOKLET Mom: You need therapy, nerd

[@HI-lt7ko]

I would just curse santa like my life depended on it if I was still a kid

[@podthereal]

@@ace_wash8363 nice pfp... beegasm

[@administratorsuperuser139]

imagine santa actually does that for every kid instead of presents this year. if he does then... Me: Oh look! Theres God with his shotgun again!

[@benjaminlore6633]

as revenge, i would call the police because there is a strange man who has millions of breaking and enterings on his hands

[@godfearinggirl]

Other KZbinrs: Canceling influencers Matpat: Canceling chocolate

[@epfaz6008]

#CancelChocolate

[@MVOGEL427]

#cancellife

[@weirdestname7800]

#cancelanxiety

[@river6048]

#cancelme

[@DeadPanTV]

#cancelthepersonreadingthis

[@hhh-0000]

Remembered that one time a vet told me my dog will be fine after I cried to him about how my dog ate some hershys chocolate. The vet deadass went "its ok, there's not much real chocolate in there"

[@zysole]

2:00 as a dutch person chocolate letters / chocoladeletters are a gift to children at a special holiday called Sinterklaas. Its basicly the same as X mas but a lil different. Kids place thier shoo and get a gift from it. Then we also eat something called kruid noten and indeed also chocolate letters

[@doc1692]

Cool

[@M3GPie]

My mom actually taught me how to spot mockolate when I was a kid. She was showing me how to pick a tasty Easter bunny and not a cute one made with mockolate. Since then, I’ve been a discerning chocolate consumer.

[@CReeseMLP_OW]

Beautiful - Gordon Ramsay

[@fernandoa589]

Which ones would you suggest?

[@frankzhang866]

@@fernandoa589 anything that is a well known or respected brand.

[@varuraptor7079]

@@frankzhang866 did you not watch the video? Butterfingers are very well known but don’t have enough chocolate.

[@SurotaOnishi]

I couldn't care less if it's chocolate or mockolate. It all tastes delicious and I'll have it any day of the week

[@rdread]

If chocolate is a lie, then the whole of Willy Wonka's factory must be a few hundred war crimes.

[@bjp4869]

I mean yeah... That's not really much of a secret...

[@lasinhouseinthetrees1928]

good comment very nice have a nice day

[@mabrown666]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHWbZISXjN5rgqs&ab_channel=TheFilmTheorists

[@grizlisid22]

they are just regular crimes

[@Starman062]

Not war crimes. Just safety crimes

[@CheesyMcBeard]

In the Netherlands we call "chocolate bars" that's under the guidelines of naming it chocolate "cocoa fantasy". Koetjesreep (or cowbar) is a perfect example. This was a candybar that tasted like chocolate but there isn't enough in it to call it legally "chocolate".

[@wintersprite]

Looks like my state’s favorite Christmas candy is M&Ms. I did buy some Christmas Mini M&Ms for baking Christmas cookies and topping fudge.

[@weeaboo869]

"enjoy your pamphlet" is my new favorite passive aggressive phrase

[@richardwhatley4009]

Ye

[@PurpleHeartE54]

Hello "Blanc" :3

[@TeakCrayfish26]

Nice pfp (idk why i had to say this)

[@creatorcoleycougar_persona4706]

My real name is Cole O_O

[@gmurillo20]

What was your last one?

[@HerbProductions]

“Your chocolate bar was made by child labor... *but that’s just a theory, a FOOD THEORY* “

[@HerbProductions]

Edit: grammar. I didn’t do very good in English class

[@BROWNMAGIK1]

fOod ThEOry

[@RCBackstaber]

Theory: a system of ideas to explain something. He is allowed to put facts together to explain his Theory on Chocolate and “Mockolate”

[@turnip8749]

It’s not a theory with some brands unfortunately

[@losingweightisfun9908]

you're right

[@Logiebear2310]

Imagine Santa, a practically mythical being that goes around the world in every house in a few hours questions the ethics of your hot chocolate and then, instead of giving you presents or even lumps of coal, you get a pamphlet on chocolate making/how to find fake chocolate

[@krisschaefer5851]

I love how SantaPat doesn't even take the hot cocoa or hot chocolate and just walks out the door

[@Patterrz]

some chocolate might be a lie but i'll still shove it down my gullet everyday

[@TeeV479]

Patterrz?!?!?!

[@FonVegen]

Oh hey, Patterrz! Loved your cameo in the opening bit here!

[@kapitan762x54R]

Every day!? That is REALLY bad for you.

[@donkey_rickmanofficial5791]

Ah. Didn’t expect to see you here

[@silverduk]

Agreed

[@hcbishop3870]

This doesn’t seem like a theory, seems more like an expose.

[@LeatherKing6688]

This whole channel is like that. "Food outing"

[@ratoh1710]

Yeah but he's kinda stuck with the "theory" branding at this point

[@alexanderperez2254]

Yea kind of

[@casparjackson4075]

This IS an expose

[@1hyugaclan1]

Just here to make this comment a quadruple six.

[@dancesmokesmile344]

0:33 I make hot chocolate by melting dark chocolate, I started it when I was a kid, probably around 7. I’m 20 years older, and still do it. I use chocolate bars meant for baking, so they’re really dark. It’s great when it’s winter here in Norway. Everyone said you couldn’t melt it into a good liquid, but put some milk in, and a bit of cream (and it’s weird, but I put a tiny bit of water in to melt it before I add milk), it turns out so good if you use Norwegian chocolate. I haven’t even changed the way I make it that much, the way I did it the first time was already perfect.

[@jasmine56771]

I dont wanna sound offended, I just wanna share what I've learned in some baking channels I've watched..Fake chocolate or---mocklate (Im sorry that made me laugh a little) isn't exactly a bad thing--I found out that some bakers use fake chocolate to decorate cakes, its said that it melts slower so its good for making very thin decorations. Anyway I love your content and I subbed to all 3 beautiful channels. You're the reason I still have a brain ☺☺☺

[@angeltorio7173]

The gist of Food Theory: Everything you think you know about food is wrong. Everything.

[@alexandrite6028]

forget everything you think you know

[@littlered3493]

........lmao...yup

[@chuahseongteik4488]

Next video title: kechup wasn't suppose to have tomato in it

[@NamelessKing1597]

Begone Bot

[@b05-decastromariuskievh.48]

Yes. Every single thing.

[@master0fthearts894]

Mat-Pat’s two alter ego’s: Theory Man. Dad-Pat. Oldest Alter Ego: *FNAF lore victim.*

[@myrmatta1]

You forgot Stank-Pat

[@mintrydoesstuff9221]

that’s 3

[@master0fthearts894]

@@myrmatta1 Stank-Pat? I don’t think Smelly Mat-Pat exists. However, I didn’t mention the dark, symbiotic, evil reflection of Mat-Pat: *Matty-Patty*

[@loyaltheoristgirl1018]

I thought MadPat/Antimatter was there lol. And DadPat? I think I'll be including that in my book

[@master0fthearts894]

@@loyaltheoristgirl1018 Well, it’s quite obvious from the Doki-Doki playthroughs that Matty-Patty is truly evil, and although I won’t argue against the credibility of Antimatter and Mad-Pat, Matty-Patty was caught on screen multiple times and called evil by Mat-Pat himself. Also, nice that you understood that reference, loyal theorist fellow.

[@makizaki23]

always love the chatoic intro and the whole video aswell please keep posting more we all love you

[@toaster927]

I've never heard of "Reindeer Corn", but I'm not surprised it exists, because I've seen Valentine's Day themed candy corn, sadly I don't remember what it was called, probably "Love corn" or something

[@doctorbielen]

"Way to set that bar low USA" is the most honest American thing that can be said.

[@krobusstardew4139]

We set the bar low, then don't meet it anyway. That is the way of 'MERICA

[@Pikachu-vj5jr]

Its weird how addicted everyone is when it comes to america. There are worse countries that aren't talked about. Weird.

[@SirLangstalotProductions]

Well that’s dae American wae

[@HI-lt7ko]

That was a good pun if you don't get it it's "bar" lmao I don't know if that was a pun tho

[@lloydwoodward9053]

Eh, I’d rather have a whatchamacallit than baking chocolate

[@valentinus7776]

This video: "Chocolate is a LIE!" Fans: "What isn't at this point."

[@XIVs_abyss]

yyyuuurp

[@Dripjeet]

Soo true

[@vikinggamer7727]

Everything is a lie,

[@eleboyele1302]

Watch matpat makes a video saying the cake isn't a lie

[@geniusgamer3840]

Chocolate is a lie because everything is cake :)

[@Jennymayg13]

One thing I noticed, when you showed the two sides comparing the bars that are chocolate and those that aren’t, the ones that aren’t are the ones that I’ve never heard of. Makes me wonder if that’s why they’re not sold here in the UK…?

[@ff7omega]

Reindeer corn is something I learned about because of the mention in this video. I have never had it but knowing that its simply Christmas themed candy corn is all I need to know I'd hate it.

[@The_Anomaly3114]

After watching this, "Chocolate" doesn't even sound like a word anymore...

[@CLfreak246]

I feel like buying a chocolate bar now after watching this.

[@anoyint]

@@CLfreak246 Buy Tony's Chocoloney. Best Chocolate Ever.

[@andreafraustoz]

dark chocolate- hold my cacao

[@BrotherTheory]

Precisely! You are BRILLIANT, Jacob :)

[@temphlosion3950]

I live in Georgia and I've NEVER heard of, much less eaten "reindeer corn" before this video

[@omegalightning5715]

It's like caramel apple corn.

[@aesenathprisme6788]

Same, I was very confused when I saw it as Georgia's top Christmas candy.

[@lindalandrum9232]

The kids put it out with Santa's cookies for his reindeer to eat. Apparently it's a thing.

[@amarican3530]

I live in Louisiana and have barely ever eaten holiday Pez

[@yogawarriorgirl]

Same! And I love candy corn! But someone's eating it. Someone's eating enough to call it the most popular candy in the state.

[@GabrielPingel]

The intros are always perfect. Never fails to entertain!

[@kizzanimations3024]

5:15 that explains whenever I try American chocolate it tastes so weird compared to the British chocolates I eat lmao

[@nobo86]

Cadburys is the only good chocolate. British people rule at chocolate making

[@kaenryuuart543]

That could also be the difference in the chocolate making process. If you have time go check out adam ragusea’s video on chocolate.

[@buschwolf4881]

​@@nobo86 What about Swiss Chocolate ?

[@nobo86]

@@buschwolf4881 lindt and other Swiss chocolate is really good

[@ahumanoidfigure807]

Matpat: "Your cake is a LIE!" "Chocolate is a LIE!" Me: "What's next … water?"

[@Keysmit]

I mean one water company puts salt in their water so you buy more because you get more thirsty

[@catreese4515]

Well...that overpriced bottle of spring water may not be spring water.

[@ultimapower6950]

Your water is a LIE the movie coming in June 9 2025

[@laliguptha2000]

Actually he kind of already did that in a film theory episode

[@tundraart2693]

Well water isn’t 100% h20. A lot of it has fluoride in it and the rest super salty. So water is a lie technically.

[@sorenskousen7468]

Me who's never heard of reindeer corn before: *Nervously Sweating*

[@uselessweeb6505]

Same

[@brandonwarner3732]

Same

[@trigomathmancer9217]

I like how the agreement companies had to sign was to "reduce" their reliance on child labor and not eliminate it, they know these companies pretty much rely on this and you know someone had to lobby in favor of keeping child labor.

[@NEWFRESFRESH2024_RESET]

8:53 - Mockolate

[@quinndarkflame2202]

Me: *eating "chocolate" while I watch* *Starts sweating nervously*

[@zinxxo7202]

was it chocolate? or was it mockolate?

[@thebe_stone]

but why tho? just because it not real chocholate doesnt mean it will hurt you

[@jazlynnacosta5520]

what kind🤨

[@BenjiM514]

“Chocolate”

[@administratorsuperuser139]

Matpat: You yee'd your last haw lol

[@tobiassanders3831]

The fact that you used your platform to speak out for people in modern-day slavery instead of pretending like it doesn't exist speaks volumes of your character. On behalf of my brothers and sisters in West Africa, thank you. The one who truly sets people free will not forget this.

[@Lumberjack_king]

Exactly

[@corycarlson3846]

no one in the video said anything about slavery. they said child labor. thing is these kids get paid. slavery is work with no pay. if these kids don't work, their family doesn't eat.

[@Nadie47]

@@corycarlson3846 This comment is just sad.

[@zeptilebirdy]

@@Nadie47 quite disappointing

[@corycarlson3846]

@@Nadie47 yes but also reality. people have to survive. lazy people starve to death. they dont have welfare.

[@Darkatious]

As an Arkansan, I can say we do in fact give and receive starburst a lot. I never questioned it until now. I personal favorite candy to get however is gummy life savers and/or dots.

[@NevaehEvol]

Toney's Chocoloney is SUPER DELICIOUS for anyone that is hesitant to try it. The packaging and the mold they pour the chocolate into is super fun

[@scorogarola]

Lonely.

[@Huddywuddy77]

Candy: * exists * Matpat: LIES

[@canobeans4712]

yo my name is candy, now im questioning my existence xD

[@Roeclean]

@@canobeans4712 your Beans😐😐😐

[@maybetullah]

LIES, DECEPTION

[@marcelzdrahala8095]

Everything: “exists” Matpat: “THATS JUST A THEORY”

[@absolutepotato1364]

@@Roeclean your not wrong

[@funtimearinze2652]

“Chocolate is a lie” Willy Wonka: *intense sweating*

[@ethanwagner6418]

Wonka chocolate candy is 99% legally defined chocolate and

[@supergamer1]

i thought the cake is a lie

[@aftonsandco.9847]

@@supergamer1 chocolate cake

[@supergamer1]

@Aftons And Co. no triple mocklate cake

[@lactomine81]

@@ethanwagner6418 that made me laugh cause i watched the movie

[@yikersalert]

Ah, yes, the perfect video to watch while eating my chocolate that I’ve been saving for a month…

[@kiralonely1307]

As an Arkansan, I honestly have no excuse for the starbursts. All I can say, is once I was stressed out, sitting in the hallway in middle school, because my class was basically sceaming and I had undiagnosed ADHD and cared about my grades, honestly sitting out of the classroom barely helped. I was doing busywork when a substitute I recognized walked by, and saw me. She asked if everything was okay, and I lightly vented about my frustrations. She was in a hurry to get to her classroom, but she gave me something before she turned the corner. A starburst. A pink one too. Now anytime I see starbursts, a candy I'm generally meh about, I get a happy memory and wanna get some. They were a pretty common school candy to offer from peers and from teachers as rewards, since they wouldn't melt, and were unlikely to cause a mess.

[@xplax24]

It’s kinda ironic that most of the Food Theory videos are not “just a theory” but actually cold hard facts 😂

[@kristophia7310]

@@astorionsmith6377 WHAT DO I SAY NO YES???????????????????????????

[@andyacheson7313]

food theory might become food facts, lol

[@artloveranimation]

At first I thought the last part was gonna say they're not food 😂 cause that would be ironic

[@abdurahmanpelletier8134]

yep what matpat needs is tech theory so he can theorize how robots are going to take over the world.

[@exhibente6803]

It’s food for thought

[@lorenzowilliams4464]

Me: *watches food theory* Food Theory: You’re supporting child slavery

[@anoyint]

Get Tony's chocoloney then: Slavery free, and tastes better than any chocolate bar I've ever had.

[@shasshybear9222]

Nestle just defended their child slavery in court the other day

[@Robotlien]

@@anoyint gonna have to get me a bar

[@ritawant1063]

نس

[@wecsam]

Sigh, it seems like everything that I enjoy has terrible implications these days.

[@mickymckenna476]

According to your map there,Michigan’s favourite is rain deer corn. However, as someone who lives in Michigan, I have never heard of or seen it.

[@charliemusselman6655]

Tony's chocoloney is amazing and I highly recommend the pretzel and hazelnut bars

[@saulcontrerasOfficial]

"Chocolate Flavored" is a huge giveaway.

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

Yea

[@leaael1203]

I remember buying come 'chocolate' to make chocolate covered strawberries but was confused at the taste it tasted like sugar then I noticed it said 'chocolate flavored candy" or sum like that

[@lucasluster2941]

I refuse to believe that my state had “reindeer corn” never even heard of that or seen it in stores. Alabama explain

[@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489]

same. I am from Michigan

[@thephoenixedits7213]

@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 you've never had reindeer corn?

[@thephoenixedits7213]

@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 you should look at the tourist traps. Walmart doesn't usually carry it

[@Bowhunter1987]

@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 Same here. I am a Michigander, and never once, ever here about reindeer candy corn. Michigan, as a citizen of our ..... mediocre skipped over state, you have explaining to do.

[@combatdylan4733]

Same here. I'm from Georgia and I've never heard of reindeer corn, what gives?

[@aaausername]

It's interesting that I have heard of pretty much all of the authentic chocolates that you mentioned, but the ones that are mocklates were foreign to me and I don't think they're sold in my country.

[@josephc8312]

2:04 You should make a theory on which letters would be best to get the most chocolate

[@rodstone1597]

In all my 29 years of living in Georgia I have never heard of reindeer corn until now

[@r0llntider]

Same for Bama, they must have surveyed like 3 people from each state and got the only 3 people that eat that mess

[@ar12sniperwolf58]

Rilly

[@shelbyconners2127]

Sameeeee

[@jaydenloner6811]

Same

[@maxfujawa1345]

Same but Michigan

[@fixed2113]

MatPat: “You know about Reindeer Corn, right?” Me: “Reindeer what?”

[@BrotherTheory]

Same. You are an AWESOME person, Fixed 211 :)

[@jefforydahmersdeodorant3838]

You know, the Christmas colored nibblets that get shat out by reindeer

[@goldenbananas1389]

i had the exact same reaction

[@enavoid6285]

Reindeer P-

[@sertackartal9180]

@Enavoid Oh no

[@nataliebowerman5594]

Happy holidays yeah 🎄🎅!

[@tonils08]

This was a really informative video. Fr, idk why but it all makes sense to me lol

[@link_blaze1607]

Teacher: What do u want to be want to do when u grow up Matpat: I want to ruin everything that kids thought they knew

[@BrotherTheory]

Hilarious joke, Link_Blaze! You are BRILLIANT :)

[@nikothewolf344]

@@BrotherTheory You again...

[@insomania1840]

My name is Cole, and I deeply resent you for making the coal joke that I heard every holiday season of my childhood.

[@karttikeyagoddanti8299]

It must be a nightmare I feel very sorry for you

[@carlamuffin]

I have a freind named Cole and they go through the same thing

[@kimcollins1743]

awww ok

[@eltonjohnson557]

I feel sorry for you

[@shuvelstone1331]

That must hurt, my name is stupid so i get it a little.

[@logietheboy7473]

As someone who was eaten the seeds, the goop around them actually is very good and tastes somewhat like chocolate

[@x-tinctne2536]

Even before the intro kicks in matpat still got me questioning everything

[@gunnar_k01]

As someone from Michigan a “reindeer corn favoritism” state, I can confirm I have never heard of reindeer corn

[@bronationgamingultimate6760]

i just went to the store today and i saw no reindeer corn ;-;

[@JamesDooley82]

Can confirm, not sure where this exists.

[@trapjack46]

I currently live in Michigan and reindieer corn is good

[@theduck7240]

Same

[@Grigori7]

Same fam

[@theironrubberduck]

Imagine your name being cole and Santa goes “What a coincidence!”

[@internetdumbass8422]

@@sekoseko7150 nice try,aint clicking that

[@AdventuresGaming]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@colephillips9866]

My name is Cole lol

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

CoinciDANCE!*

[@billy_3859]

@@internetdumbass8422 b

[@camwheat]

Had so much fun watching this video ❤️

[@oH-hI0]

0:30 Ohhhh yeaaa 'Mataclaus' we are getting cold HERE.

[@phenomalix0086]

"And it tastes- well, it has a taste." Genius. Now I finally have something to say when I don't like someone's cooking but I don't want to offend them.

[@kathyw7369]

I don't think that will work for cooking. You may have to say "flavorful."

[@tiredcursedapple1732]

After I watched this video I got Hershey’s chocolate

[@emptytrashben2375]

Please don’t

[@donny9870]

Yes do it

[@randomanimations1621]

What the heck is reindeer corn?¿

[@morrits3969]

Every Food Theory title ever: (Insert a food here) IS A LIE!

[@akkorosie]

SUBWAY BREAD IS A LIE! YOUR CAKE IS A LIE! and next...EATING IS A LIE

[@loganlopez832]

FOOD IS A LIE

[@erenerikci3263]

Meat is a lie! Insert vegan food or cultured meat

[@snowleopard5881]

Ikr!

[@snowleopard5881]

@@akkorosie He’s gonna say that food is actually *insert something random*

[@beargreen1]

Lol coming back to this is very crazy in nostalgia with hard deep facts

[@2Dbricks]

"Enjoy your panflet" 🤣got me laying on the ground

[@kat.6536]

Me: “who wants some chocolate?” Food theorists: *get that mockolate away from me*

[@therealcroutongod]

Lol

[@-spritecat7334]

LOL... Pssht!

[@kat.6536]

Is it me or have I not realized I had 400 likes on a stupid comment?

[@kat.6536]

Out of any comment I didn’t think it would be this one but thanks

[@xushandong9734]

Me: *laughs in vodka*

[@thatoneperson8593]

I don’t think that I ever realized how much I like hearing the word “chocolate”. 😂😂

[@BrotherTheory]

**Chocolate intensifies :)** You are an AWESOME person, That One Person :)

[@thatoneperson8593]

@@BrotherTheory Ahh! You’re sweet, BTP!!! You seem like the amazing one :’’’)💖💖! I hope that you’re having a good day, because your comment made mine a lot better! : )

[@informationnotavailable6433]

@@BrotherTheory Are you being nice, or simping?

[@theonabailey7646]

@@informationnotavailable6433 nice

[@bluelightning3290]

Chocolate

[@gachaleaf1551]

I love Tony's Chocolonely. They make the best seasalt caramel chocolate bars

[@cornelius77]

2:00 wow, i get a chocolate letter every year from my Oma and I actually had no idea why, I just assumed it was something she did on her own, but we are dutch so now it all makes sense XD

[@SgtSupaman]

I've never heard of "reindeer corn", but it looks like someone wadded up a fruit roll-up.

[@RedBreadToastyYT]

Reindeer corn is basically candy corn recolored to look christmasy

[@Endershock1678]

Seriously, wtf is christmas corn. I've never seen it in any store I've ever been in.

[@randomanimations1621]

Seriously what the🦊 is reindeer corn

[@skyebunny777]

all my life ive been eating fake Chocolate

[@THEMATT222]

F

[@hanulu1]

F

[@ewaempicka3974]

F

[@alessandroseverino8222]

Most of child chocolale isen't acutally chocolate, doubt kids might enjoy the natural bitter aftertaste

[@jsjsmwkshhxhd7403]

@@alessandroseverino8222 COCA-COLA hahahkzbin.info/www/bejne/aGOoc5-Oi6poeNk

[@Multi-Club]

For the first time, I heard something called Reindeer corn. The only type of candy corn is the ones from Halloween! 😅

[@RaithGyaron]

My favorite candy bar is Butterfinger and I'm sad that it's made with "mockolate". Or I would be if I didn't like it more for it's peanut butter (which might actually be fake now that I think of it).

[@oligb1469]

Mat pat the man who didn't stop at your childhood, he's ruining chocolate now.

[@itshappyhyrda3970]

Luckily I put Hershey kisses in my hot chocolate so it still counts

[@oligb1469]

@@itshappyhyrda3970 You said that and I can taste the diabetes now

[@neweden8755]

A comma would be nice. Almost had a stroke reading this

[@oligb1469]

@@neweden8755 Done! Also how's the smell of burnt toast?

[@blueangel6781]

He didn't mean to all he wants to do is make theory videos

[@markjones1071]

We just gonna look over the fact the agreement said “reduce their reliance” instead of stop doing it?

[@rosemali3022]

Capitalism gonna capitalism y'all. ... Ps. Eat the rich

[@christrontherobot4100]

whats the fucking point then

[@talitali6092]

@@christrontherobot4100 Looking over the fact or eating the rich?

[@Speed001]

@@christrontherobot4100 The point is that it's impossible to completely stop cold turkey. You can't compete as a business if you're doing all your work in America. So you make small changes that add up over time. Just like taking small steps to improve your life, or saving for retirement. It's the little things that'll add up over time. Even a 1% reduction would probably mean millions or hundreds of thousands of dollars not going towards child labor. BUT, now who's paying these kids what they need to survive? There's a REASON they're working to start with. Thus even stopping the use of child labor completely doesn't solve the ROOT of the issue. It's too much for me to explain in one comment.

[@leirawhitehart1236]

@@Speed001 yeah, that really seems more like an issue for the countries they live in to work on, rather than us though. Because while yes, I can agree that companies shouldn't use child labor, the companies aren't the problem, they're moreso just taking advantage of the problem (which, don't get me wrong, isn't much better really). And I mean, child slavery obviously isn't good, and companies shouldn't be complicit in those things, but it's the people who actually run those countries who need to make the decision to ban it like we did, and fix the issues that led to children having to work like that in the first place. Because you're probably right, those kids are working for a reason, and the sooner their governments can solve that reason, the sooner these kids don't have to work anymore, and can just be kids. Hopefully they can figure out those issues, where they come from and how to fix them, because yeah, that's not good. Children shouldn't be dealing with hard labor like that...

[@hassanthecool2006]

i watch this video everytime in the christmas season

[@Element-zu8um]

I’ve never heard of cans of reindeer corn before but I would like to try it I love your videos

[@Prysmatication]

Next theory: LEFT OR RIGHT TWIX, ARE THEY THE SAME

[@Btbjack_savage2]

That was a silly propaganda made by the company to get people into buying twix, I am your 16th like btw.

[@Prysmatication]

Thanks for the fact and the like

[@Btbjack_savage2]

@@Prysmatication Yea there is a lot of smart people on Reddit.

[@paxarcana5811]

We need a blind taste test for this

[@Btbjack_savage2]

@@paxarcana5811 I think the real chocolate would be more bitter so it would be easy to tell which one tastes better aka which is mocklet.

[@that1madlad13]

Food Theory: *Makes a video that will ruin my childhood* Me: [Softly] Don't

[@ho_ody8492]

No mat pat

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

;-;

[@SandraPerez-xz5jp]

this helped my childhood and im still in it

[@olixil68]

Game Theory: Ruins your childhood games Film Theory: Ruins your favorite movies and shows Food Theory: Ruins your tasty foods TL;DR: MatPat seems to have a thing against his audience

[@dhilipans5412]

@@olixil68 same with his sponsors . Sad that he will get none

[@Vibe-With-Marie]

It’s hilarious how Matthew was mean enough to call us idiot sandwiches but not give a child coal

[@japhetutele6284]

I love the opening

[@Zyphon]

The real question we should be asking is... where does Reindeer Corn come from?

[@glitched_bg3344]

4 Seconds ago xD

[@stargoodgame]

It comes from mars.

[@bedfrogpersonstove9586]

I don’t like cheese

[@averageasiankid3105]

It comes from raindeer horns

[@avaneeshdash]

PP?

[@lilsaprel6725]

Me at whole foods be like: YOUR LIES DO NOT PENETRATE THESE ORGANIC WALLS!!!

[@chirpingrobyn]

Holy walls

[@markcinco2270]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@liammarshall4802]

2:04 i love that it is just more candy

[@taylorhagen3916]

Not from Louisiana but me and my brothers always got matching pez dispenses in our stocking Some set I remember Are Jake, Izzy, Cuby Minnie, Pluto and goofy Coookie monster, elmo and big bird It still fun now we're older seeing what set we got

[@cep7408]

"chocolate. sweet chocolate. i remember when they first invented chocolate" *"ive always hated it."*

[@commander_eaa2862]

did you say... CHOCOLATE!!!

[@luigiman64]

Well this chocolate is not for eating it's for-

[@PearlPredator]

Chocolate may be fake but... At least mayonnaise is an instrument

[@FizzySugarStar]

@@luigiman64 you rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever

[@quinnzyker6521]

@@commander_eaa2862 with or without nuts

[@mr.critco3405]

I am gonna watch this after new year just in case my Christmas is ruined

[@sosgrosil1085]

Well its 2020, sooooo it will be.

[@PJFALLS838]

2021 better be good cus I’m miss my friend like I’m even getting a Present

[@larwin786]

But then you won't be able to pre-emptively unruin it.

[@microwavegum]

Would it be a bad time to say that Mars, Nestle, and Hershey failed to protect children from harvest their Cocoa. They broke their promises just last year.

[@k_y9225]

I will remind you

[@arianareid976]

I live in Jamaica and they're alot of coco beans here if you live in the country side you can grow trees ,find trees just growing or sometimes persons growing them just give them to family members

[@biggiecheese6753]

If Santa was a passive aggressive scientist

[@PigToots]

my life is a lie

[@richardhuynh9970]

Yes

[@Balls_in_Your_Jaws27]

I'm in constant pain

[@jsjsmwkshhxhd7403]

@@Balls_in_Your_Jaws27 COCA-COLA hahah kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGOoc5-Oi6poeNk

[@Hello-1243]

PFFFFFFF

[@blueangel6781]

Pretty much

[@thesaltwateremu]

Reindeer corn is Rhode Island’s favorite candy, and yet as a Rhode Islander, I have never heard of or even seen reindeer corn😂

[@girafarig7859]

Yep can confirm apparently here in Michigan it's the same but I've lived here all my life and never heard of it 😅

[@coolguy5133]

Apparently, by the map, it is an Alabama favorite, and I ain't ever heard of it. And to be honest, it looks like a Christmas version of the world's most shittist Halloween candy.

[@raoularmagnac2037]

@@coolguy5133 I'm sorry! But I respectfully beg to differ! I just LOVE candy corn! In fact, Candy corn and Peeps are my two favorite candies! 🍭🌽

[@jacobcoady8852]

Reindeer corn is Michigan's favorite candy. And yet, as a Michigander, I have never heard of or seen reindeer corn.

[@Callie_Padrick]

I’m from Virginia and I’ve never heard of it lol

[@ppo4450]

the fruit is absolutely amazing and if you get a chance please go try some fresh. it dosnt transport well

[@SennuS_2904]

Oke the dutch chocolade letter was pretty funny 😂 and u pretty much said it correct

[@aidansowl5259]

I just realized the pun when he said low “bar”

[@theroyalbunch9622]

What's the pun

[@zombieman34]

@@theroyalbunch9622 bar like a chocolate bar

[@blueangel6781]

I now will be friends with him till the end of tim

[@blueangel6781]

I now will be friends with him till the end of tim

[@blueangel6781]

I now will be friends with him till the end of time

[@mariebauan7346]

Who names their kid " That fake chocolate your eating!"

[@administratorsuperuser139]

idk a idiott?

[@droidixbacon]

*raises hand*

[@alvduong]

@@droidixbacon *slient kid raises hand*

[@a3th3rzzz]

@@alvduong don't call me out

[@Chastikan]

@@astorionsmith6377 I can look at every comment you’ve posted on this channel and you are pathetic the same links over and over with bait

[@Shugunou]

I know Reindeer Corn. I wish more stores in my area sold it around Christmas time.

[@xeropulse5745]

I love the way that in the intro when he leaves it's daylight outside and the kid was awake, implying that it wasn't in fact Santa at all, and that actually, MatPat just canonically disguised as Santa, walked into a random house, amd then syarted ranting about chocolate to some random kid.😂😂😂😂