Food Theory: Chocolate is a LIE!

[@podthereal]

Bruh... Imagine getting a literal business booklet for christmas... Santa: I'm sorry little one, but this... does put a smile on my face...

[@smellycat3861]

[Looks in stocking] [Sees booklet] [Happiness noise] Mom: What is it? Me: I GOT A SCIENCE BOOKLET Mom: You need therapy, nerd

[@HI-lt7ko]

I would just curse santa like my life depended on it if I was still a kid

[@podthereal]

@@ace_wash8363 nice pfp... beegasm

[@administratorsuperuser139]

imagine santa actually does that for every kid instead of presents this year. if he does then... Me: Oh look! Theres God with his shotgun again!

[@benjaminlore6633]

as revenge, i would call the police because there is a strange man who has millions of breaking and enterings on his hands

[@sybiliminalSyntax]

"enjoy your pamphlet" is my new favorite passive aggressive phrase

[@richardwhatley4009]

Ye

[@PurpleHeartE54]

Hello "Blanc" :3

[@TeakCrayfish26]

Nice pfp (idk why i had to say this)

[@creatorcoleycougarclones]

My real name is Cole O_O

[@gmurillo20]

What was your last one?

[@rdread]

If chocolate is a lie, then the whole of Willy Wonka's factory must be a few hundred war crimes.

[@bjp4869]

I mean yeah... That's not really much of a secret...

[@lasinhouseinthetrees1928]

good comment very nice have a nice day

[@mabrown666]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHWbZISXjN5rgqs&ab_channel=TheFilmTheorists

[@grizlisid22]

they are just regular crimes

[@Starman062]

Not war crimes. Just safety crimes

[@hhh-0000]

Remembered that one time a vet told me my dog will be fine after I cried to him about how my dog ate some hershys chocolate. The vet deadass went "its ok, there's not much real chocolate in there"

[@mirandakeigher819]

"Cole, is it? What a coincidence" SAVAGE

[@BrotherTheory]

You are BRILLIANT, Miranda :)

[@Hose_10]

H

[@Since200BCE]

E

[@coleisfinagle]

@Addie Figueroa cole

[@neenjaman1658]

🤣🤣

[@Patterrz]

some chocolate might be a lie but i'll still shove it down my gullet everyday

[@Salted_Rice223]

Patterrz?!?!?!

[@FonVegen]

Oh hey, Patterrz! Loved your cameo in the opening bit here!

[@kapitan762x54R]

Every day!? That is REALLY bad for you.

[@donkey_rickmanofficial5791]

Ah. Didn’t expect to see you here

[@silverduk]

Agreed

[@temphlosion3950]

I live in Georgia and I've NEVER heard of, much less eaten "reindeer corn" before this video

[@omegalightning5715]

It's like caramel apple corn.

[@aesenathprisme6788]

Same, I was very confused when I saw it as Georgia's top Christmas candy.

[@lindalandrum9232]

The kids put it out with Santa's cookies for his reindeer to eat. Apparently it's a thing.

[@yogawarriorgirl]

Same! And I love candy corn! But someone's eating it. Someone's eating enough to call it the most popular candy in the state.

[@lindseygorham6166]

same

[@jacobdalamb]

You know reaching the end when he says "it's all a food theory" after hearing facts thrown around makes me go "umm no it isn't, literally most if not all you said is true"

[@andrealoakman9009]

same

[@minerdxxd733]

its their branding, its kinda hard not to say it

[@robokillers]

It’s his catchphrase

[@KillerKatz12]

Ye but he managed to say it after a hypothetical situation.

[@danielmclaughlin1237]

it's not a food theory it's a food fact

[@angeltorio7173]

The gist of Food Theory: Everything you think you know about food is wrong. Everything.

[@alexandrite6028]

forget everything you think you know

[@littlered3493]

........lmao...yup

[@chuahseongteik4488]

Next video title: kechup wasn't suppose to have tomato in it

[@NamelessKing1597]

Begone Bot

[@fshffkf]

Yes. Every single thing.

[@quinndarkflame2202]

Me: *eating "chocolate" while I watch* *Starts sweating nervously*

[@zinxxo7202]

was it chocolate? or was it mockolate?

[@thebe_stone_MC]

but why tho? just because it not real chocholate doesnt mean it will hurt you

[@jazlynnacosta5520]

what kind🤨

[@BenjiM514]

“Chocolate”

[@administratorsuperuser139]

Matpat: You yee'd your last haw lol

[@The_Anomaly3114]

After watching this, "Chocolate" doesn't even sound like a word anymore...

[@CLfreak246]

I feel like buying a chocolate bar now after watching this.

[@anoyint]

@@CLfreak246 Buy Tony's Chocoloney. Best Chocolate Ever.

[@Maretoast]

dark chocolate- hold my cacao

[@BrotherTheory]

Precisely! You are BRILLIANT, Jacob :)

[@zysole]

2:00 as a dutch person chocolate letters / chocoladeletters are a gift to children at a special holiday called Sinterklaas. Its basicly the same as X mas but a lil different. Kids place thier shoo and get a gift from it. Then we also eat something called kruid noten and indeed also chocolate letters

[@doc1692]

Cool

[@merelhoogendoorn1749]

And strooigoed and banket and marzepijn

[@master0fthearts894]

Mat-Pat’s two alter ego’s: Theory Man. Dad-Pat. Oldest Alter Ego: *FNAF lore victim.*

[@myrmatta1]

You forgot Stank-Pat

[@mintrydoesstuff9221]

that’s 3

[@master0fthearts894]

@@myrmatta1 Stank-Pat? I don’t think Smelly Mat-Pat exists. However, I didn’t mention the dark, symbiotic, evil reflection of Mat-Pat: *Matty-Patty*

[@loyaltheoristgirl1018]

I thought MadPat/Antimatter was there lol. And DadPat? I think I'll be including that in my book

[@master0fthearts894]

@@loyaltheoristgirl1018 Well, it’s quite obvious from the Doki-Doki playthroughs that Matty-Patty is truly evil, and although I won’t argue against the credibility of Antimatter and Mad-Pat, Matty-Patty was caught on screen multiple times and called evil by Mat-Pat himself. Also, nice that you understood that reference, loyal theorist fellow.

[@Prysmatication]

Next theory: LEFT OR RIGHT TWIX, ARE THEY THE SAME

[@aaabbbuuu777]

That was a silly propaganda made by the company to get people into buying twix, I am your 16th like btw.

[@Prysmatication]

Thanks for the fact and the like

[@aaabbbuuu777]

@@Prysmatication Yea there is a lot of smart people on Reddit.

[@paxarcana5811]

We need a blind taste test for this

[@aaabbbuuu777]

@@paxarcana5811 I think the real chocolate would be more bitter so it would be easy to tell which one tastes better aka which is mocklet.

[@hcbishop3870]

This doesn’t seem like a theory, seems more like an expose.

[@LeatherKing6688]

This whole channel is like that. "Food outing"

[@ratoh1710]

Yeah but he's kinda stuck with the "theory" branding at this point

[@alexanderperez2254]

Yea kind of

[@casparjackson4075]

This IS an expose

[@1hyugaclan1]

Just here to make this comment a quadruple six.

[@CheesyMcBeard]

In the Netherlands we call "chocolate bars" that's under the guidelines of naming it chocolate "cocoa fantasy". Koetjesreep (or cowbar) is a perfect example. This was a candybar that tasted like chocolate but there isn't enough in it to call it legally "chocolate".

[@HerbProductions]

“Your chocolate bar was made by child labor... *but that’s just a theory, a FOOD THEORY* “

[@HerbProductions]

Edit: grammar. I didn’t do very good in English class

[@BROWNMAGIK1]

fOod ThEOry

[@RCBackstaber]

Theory: a system of ideas to explain something. He is allowed to put facts together to explain his Theory on Chocolate and “Mockolate”

[@turnip8749]

It’s not a theory with some brands unfortunately

[@losingweightisfun9908]

you're right

[@sorenskousen7468]

Me who's never heard of reindeer corn before: *Nervously Sweating*

[@TheOilDrinker]

Same

[@brandonwarner3732]

Same

[@dhirvisavadia273]

At this rate matpat is gonna prove everything is fake and we are living in a simulation.

[@earlytumblr]

PFFFFFFFFT

[@NickyExists]

its just like the simulations oh wait-

[@tralecss]

Eh, i'd be fine if it was a simulation.

[@cameronjadewallace]

I mean.... We are tho.

[@GG42069]

What does candy corn and or rain deer corn taste like? I'm from Europe.

[@Logiebear2310]

Imagine Santa, a practically mythical being that goes around the world in every house in a few hours questions the ethics of your hot chocolate and then, instead of giving you presents or even lumps of coal, you get a pamphlet on chocolate making/how to find fake chocolate

[@insomania1840]

My name is Cole, and I deeply resent you for making the coal joke that I heard every holiday season of my childhood.

[@karttikeyagoddanti8299]

It must be a nightmare I feel very sorry for you

[@carlamuffin]

I have a freind named Cole and they go through the same thing

[@kimcollins1743]

awww ok

[@eltonjohnson557]

I feel sorry for you

[@shuvelstone1331]

That must hurt, my name is stupid so i get it a little.

[@M3GPie]

My mom actually taught me how to spot mockolate when I was a kid. She was showing me how to pick a tasty Easter bunny and not a cute one made with mockolate. Since then, I’ve been a discerning chocolate consumer.

[@CReeseMLP_OW]

Beautiful - Gordon Ramsay

[@fernandoa589]

Which ones would you suggest?

[@frankzhang866]

@@fernandoa589 anything that is a well known or respected brand.

[@varuraptor7079]

@@frankzhang866 did you not watch the video? Butterfingers are very well known but don’t have enough chocolate.

[@SurotaOnishi]

I couldn't care less if it's chocolate or mockolate. It all tastes delicious and I'll have it any day of the week

[@a_humanoid_figure]

Matpat: "Your cake is a LIE!" "Chocolate is a LIE!" Me: "What's next … water?"

[@Keed_ql]

I mean one water company puts salt in their water so you buy more because you get more thirsty

[@catreese4515]

Well...that overpriced bottle of spring water may not be spring water.

[@ultimapower6950]

Your water is a LIE the movie coming in June 9 2025

[@laliguptha2000]

Actually he kind of already did that in a film theory episode

[@tundraart2693]

Well water isn’t 100% h20. A lot of it has fluoride in it and the rest super salty. So water is a lie technically.

[@dancesmokesmile344]

0:33 I make hot chocolate by melting dark chocolate, I started it when I was a kid, probably around 7. I’m 20 years older, and still do it. I use chocolate bars meant for baking, so they’re really dark. It’s great when it’s winter here in Norway. Everyone said you couldn’t melt it into a good liquid, but put some milk in, and a bit of cream (and it’s weird, but I put a tiny bit of water in to melt it before I add milk), it turns out so good if you use Norwegian chocolate. I haven’t even changed the way I make it that much, the way I did it the first time was already perfect.

[@saulcontrerasOfficial]

"Chocolate Flavored" is a huge giveaway.

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

Yea

[@leaael1203]

I remember buying come 'chocolate' to make chocolate covered strawberries but was confused at the taste it tasted like sugar then I noticed it said 'chocolate flavored candy" or sum like that

[@lucasluster2941]

I refuse to believe that my state had “reindeer corn” never even heard of that or seen it in stores. Alabama explain

[@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489]

same. I am from Michigan

[@thephoenixedits7213]

@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 you've never had reindeer corn?

[@thephoenixedits7213]

@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 you should look at the tourist traps. Walmart doesn't usually carry it

[@Bowhunter1987]

@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 Same here. I am a Michigander, and never once, ever here about reindeer candy corn. Michigan, as a citizen of our ..... mediocre skipped over state, you have explaining to do.

[@combatdylan4733]

Same here. I'm from Georgia and I've never heard of reindeer corn, what gives?

[@Huddywuddy77]

Candy: * exists * Matpat: LIES

[@canobeans4712]

yo my name is candy, now im questioning my existence xD

[@Roeclean]

@@canobeans4712 your Beans😐😐😐

[@maybetullah]

LIES, DECEPTION

[@marcelzdrahala8095]

Everything: “exists” Matpat: “THATS JUST A THEORY”

[@absolutepotato1364]

@@Roeclean your not wrong

[@NevaehEvol]

Toney's Chocoloney is SUPER DELICIOUS for anyone that is hesitant to try it. The packaging and the mold they pour the chocolate into is super fun

[@scorogarola]

Lonely.

[@fortytwo4-2]

the 70% tony's is delish

[@valentinus7776]

This video: "Chocolate is a LIE!" Fans: "What isn't at this point."

[@XIVs_abyss]

yyyuuurp

[@Dripjeet]

Soo true

[@vikinggamer7727]

Everything is a lie,

[@eleboyele1302]

Watch matpat makes a video saying the cake isn't a lie

[@geniusgamer3840]

Chocolate is a lie because everything is cake :)

[@funtimearinze2652]

“Chocolate is a lie” Willy Wonka: *intense sweating*

[@ethanwagner6418]

Wonka chocolate candy is 99% legally defined chocolate and

[@supergamer1]

i thought the cake is a lie

[@aftonsandco.9847]

@@supergamer1 chocolate cake

[@supergamer1]

@Aftons And Co. no triple mocklate cake

[@omegaderpqueen8796]

Plot twist: he sweating about his osha violations

[@that1madlad13]

Food Theory: *Makes a video that will ruin my childhood* Me: [Softly] Don't

[@ho_ody8492]

No mat pat

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

;-;

[@SandraPerez-xz5jp]

this helped my childhood and im still in it

[@olixil68]

Game Theory: Ruins your childhood games Film Theory: Ruins your favorite movies and shows Food Theory: Ruins your tasty foods TL;DR: MatPat seems to have a thing against his audience

[@dhilipans5412]

@@olixil68 same with his sponsors . Sad that he will get none

[@krisschaefer5851]

I love how SantaPat doesn't even take the hot cocoa or hot chocolate and just walks out the door

[@godfearinggirl]

Other KZbinrs: Canceling influencers Matpat: Canceling chocolate

[@epfaz6008]

#CancelChocolate

[@MVOGEL427]

#cancellife

[@weirdestname7800]

#cancelanxiety

[@river6048]

#cancelme

[@DeadPanTV]

#cancelthepersonreadingthis

[@fixed2113]

MatPat: “You know about Reindeer Corn, right?” Me: “Reindeer what?”

[@BrotherTheory]

Same. You are an AWESOME person, Fixed 211 :)

[@jefforydahmersdeodorant3838]

You know, the Christmas colored nibblets that get shat out by reindeer

[@goldenbananas1389]

i had the exact same reaction

[@Enavoid]

Reindeer P-

[@sertackartal9180]

@Enavoid Oh no

[@skyebunny777]

all my life ive been eating fake Chocolate

[@THEMATT222]

F

[@hanulu1]

F

[@ewaempicka3974]

F

[@alessandroseverino8222]

Most of child chocolale isen't acutally chocolate, doubt kids might enjoy the natural bitter aftertaste

[@jsjsmwkshhxhd7403]

@@alessandroseverino8222 COCA-COLA hahahkzbin.info/www/bejne/aGOoc5-Oi6poeNk

[@kiralonely]

As an Arkansan, I honestly have no excuse for the starbursts. All I can say, is once I was stressed out, sitting in the hallway in middle school, because my class was basically sceaming and I had undiagnosed ADHD and cared about my grades, honestly sitting out of the classroom barely helped. I was doing busywork when a substitute I recognized walked by, and saw me. She asked if everything was okay, and I lightly vented about my frustrations. She was in a hurry to get to her classroom, but she gave me something before she turned the corner. A starburst. A pink one too. Now anytime I see starbursts, a candy I'm generally meh about, I get a happy memory and wanna get some. They were a pretty common school candy to offer from peers and from teachers as rewards, since they wouldn't melt, and were unlikely to cause a mess.

[@gunnar_k01]

As someone from Michigan a “reindeer corn favoritism” state, I can confirm I have never heard of reindeer corn

[@bronationgamingultimate6760]

i just went to the store today and i saw no reindeer corn ;-;

[@JamesDooley82]

Can confirm, not sure where this exists.

[@trapjack46]

I currently live in Michigan and reindieer corn is good

[@theduck7240]

Same

[@Grigori7]

Same fam

[@elmomertens]

It’s kinda ironic that most of the Food Theory videos are not “just a theory” but actually cold hard facts 😂

[@kristophia7310]

@@astorionsmith6377 WHAT DO I SAY NO YES???????????????????????????

[@andyacheson7313]

food theory might become food facts, lol

[@artloveranimation]

At first I thought the last part was gonna say they're not food 😂 cause that would be ironic

[@abdurahmanpelletier8134]

yep what matpat needs is tech theory so he can theorize how robots are going to take over the world.

[@exhibente6803]

It’s food for thought

[@Zyphon]

The real question we should be asking is... where does Reindeer Corn come from?

[@glitched_bg3344]

4 Seconds ago xD

[@stargoodgame]

It comes from mars.

[@bedfrogpersonstove9586]

I don’t like cheese

[@averageasiankid3105]

It comes from raindeer horns

[@avaneeshdash]

PP?

[@wintersprite]

Looks like my state’s favorite Christmas candy is M&Ms. I did buy some Christmas Mini M&Ms for baking Christmas cookies and topping fudge.

[@phenomalix0086]

"And it tastes- well, it has a taste." Genius. Now I finally have something to say when I don't like someone's cooking but I don't want to offend them.

[@kathyw7369]

I don't think that will work for cooking. You may have to say "flavorful."

[@tiredcursedapple1732]

After I watched this video I got Hershey’s chocolate

[@emptytrashben2375]

Please don’t

[@donny9870]

Yes do it

[@randomanimations1621]

What the heck is reindeer corn?¿

[@rodstone1597]

In all my 29 years of living in Georgia I have never heard of reindeer corn until now

[@r0llntider]

Same for Bama, they must have surveyed like 3 people from each state and got the only 3 people that eat that mess

[@ar12sniperwolf58]

Rilly

[@shelbyconners2127]

Sameeeee

[@jaydenloner6811]

Same

[@maxfujawa1345]

Same but Michigan

[@tobiassanders3831]

The fact that you used your platform to speak out for people in modern-day slavery instead of pretending like it doesn't exist speaks volumes of your character. On behalf of my brothers and sisters in West Africa, thank you. The one who truly sets people free will not forget this.

[@Lumberjack_king]

Exactly

[@corycarlson3846]

no one in the video said anything about slavery. they said child labor. thing is these kids get paid. slavery is work with no pay. if these kids don't work, their family doesn't eat.

[@Nadie47]

@@corycarlson3846 This comment is just sad.

[@zeptilebirdy]

@@Nadie47 quite disappointing

[@corycarlson3846]

@@Nadie47 yes but also reality. people have to survive. lazy people starve to death. they dont have welfare.

[@robbert-janmerk6783]

This is why it's a good thing companies are forced to list the ingredients on their products.

[@oligb1469]

Mat pat the man who didn't stop at your childhood, he's ruining chocolate now.

[@itshappyhyrda3970]

Luckily I put Hershey kisses in my hot chocolate so it still counts

[@oligb1469]

@@itshappyhyrda3970 You said that and I can taste the diabetes now

[@neweden8755]

A comma would be nice. Almost had a stroke reading this

[@oligb1469]

@@neweden8755 Done! Also how's the smell of burnt toast?

[@blueangel6781]

He didn't mean to all he wants to do is make theory videos

[@thatoneperson8593]

I don’t think that I ever realized how much I like hearing the word “chocolate”. 😂😂

[@BrotherTheory]

**Chocolate intensifies :)** You are an AWESOME person, That One Person :)

[@thatoneperson8593]

@@BrotherTheory Ahh! You’re sweet, BTP!!! You seem like the amazing one :’’’)💖💖! I hope that you’re having a good day, because your comment made mine a lot better! : )

[@informationnotavailable6433]

@@BrotherTheory Are you being nice, or simping?

[@theonabailey7646]

@@informationnotavailable6433 nice

[@bluelightning3290]

Chocolate

[@PigToots]

my life is a lie

[@richardhuynh9970]

Yes

[@Balls_in_Your_Jaws27]

I'm in constant pain

[@jsjsmwkshhxhd7403]

@@Balls_in_Your_Jaws27 COCA-COLA hahah kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGOoc5-Oi6poeNk

[@Hello-1243]

PFFFFFFF

[@blueangel6781]

Pretty much

[@biggiecheese6753]

If Santa was a passive aggressive scientist

[@kat.6536]

Me: “who wants some chocolate?” Food theorists: *get that mockolate away from me*

[@smae98]

Lol

[@-spritecat7334]

LOL... Pssht!

[@kat.6536]

Is it me or have I not realized I had 400 likes on a stupid comment?

[@kat.6536]

Out of any comment I didn’t think it would be this one but thanks

[@xushandong9734]

Me: *laughs in vodka*

[@lilsaprel6725]

Me at whole foods be like: YOUR LIES DO NOT PENETRATE THESE ORGANIC WALLS!!!

[@chirpingrobyn]

Holy walls

[@markcinco2270]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@morrits3969]

Every Food Theory title ever: (Insert a food here) IS A LIE!

[@cleanestmidwestemofan]

SUBWAY BREAD IS A LIE! YOUR CAKE IS A LIE! and next...EATING IS A LIE

[@loganlopez832]

FOOD IS A LIE

[@erenerikci3263]

Meat is a lie! Insert vegan food or cultured meat

[@snowleopard5881]

Ikr!

[@snowleopard5881]

@@cleanestmidwestemofan He’s gonna say that food is actually *insert something random*

[@Jennymayg13]

One thing I noticed, when you showed the two sides comparing the bars that are chocolate and those that aren’t, the ones that aren’t are the ones that I’ve never heard of. Makes me wonder if that’s why they’re not sold here in the UK…?

[@SgtSupaman]

I've never heard of "reindeer corn", but it looks like someone wadded up a fruit roll-up.

[@RedBreadToastyYT]

Reindeer corn is basically candy corn recolored to look christmasy

[@Endershock1678]

Seriously, wtf is christmas corn. I've never seen it in any store I've ever been in.

[@randomanimations1621]

Seriously what the🦊 is reindeer corn

[@link_blaze1607]

Teacher: What do u want to be want to do when u grow up Matpat: I want to ruin everything that kids thought they knew

[@BrotherTheory]

Hilarious joke, Link_Blaze! You are BRILLIANT :)

[@ni__wolf143]

@@BrotherTheory You again...

[@theironrubberduck]

Imagine your name being cole and Santa goes “What a coincidence!”

[@internetdumbass8422]

@@sekoseko7150 nice try,aint clicking that

[@AdventuresGaming]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@colephillips9866]

My name is Cole lol

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

CoinciDANCE!*

[@billy_3859]

@@internetdumbass8422 b

[@yikersalert]

Ah, yes, the perfect video to watch while eating my chocolate that I’ve been saving for a month…

[@Mariebauan]

Who names their kid " That fake chocolate your eating!"

[@administratorsuperuser139]

idk a idiott?

[@droidixbacon]

*raises hand*

[@alvduong]

@@droidixbacon *slient kid raises hand*

[@a3th3rzzz]

@@alvduong don't call me out

[@BlitzkriegAP]

@@astorionsmith6377 I can look at every comment you’ve posted on this channel and you are pathetic the same links over and over with bait

[@aidansowl5259]

I just realized the pun when he said low “bar”

[@theroyalbunch9622]

What's the pun

[@zombieman34]

@@theroyalbunch9622 bar like a chocolate bar

[@blueangel6781]

I now will be friends with him till the end of tim

[@blueangel6781]

I now will be friends with him till the end of tim

[@blueangel6781]

I now will be friends with him till the end of time

[@flyingfish]

When the video right above is: “we made rainbow chocolate“ 😂

[@BrotherTheory]

Nice, You are BRILLIANT, FlyingFish :)

[@EragonShadeslayer]

@@BrotherTheory Bruh you do this to everyone don't you...

[@BrotherTheory]

@@EragonShadeslayer I make everyone happy with my compliments :)

[@mr.bisness7617]

@@BrotherTheory you REALLY dont want coal do you?

[@skyanton8453]

Hehe, I get your joke mate.

[@logietheboy7473]

As someone who was eaten the seeds, the goop around them actually is very good and tastes somewhat like chocolate

[@Kingohel]

SantaPat leaving through the door just makes it seem like he broke into some house during the day to scare some kids about chocolate.

[@diognes4846]

whos to say he didnt

[@jacobwilkins8769]

I love how he ends with, "But hey, that's just a theory" right after spouting straight facts

[@mr.critco3405]

I am gonna watch this after new year just in case my Christmas is ruined

[@sosgrosil1085]

Well its 2020, sooooo it will be.

[@PJFALLS838]

2021 better be good cus I’m miss my friend like I’m even getting a Present

[@larwin786]

But then you won't be able to pre-emptively unruin it.

[@microwavegum]

Would it be a bad time to say that Mars, Nestle, and Hershey failed to protect children from harvest their Cocoa. They broke their promises just last year.

[@k_y9225]

I will remind you

[@Skull_Mommy]

Can we all agree that Matt Pat would be the best Santa

[@bpt2463]

“... and every video he sits and his closet and talks into a microphone, and that’s what I want to be when I grow up, teacher” Edit: wow almost 700 likes

[@BrotherTheory]

You are so FUNNY! You are THE BEST, Bpt246 :)

[@bpt2463]

Thank you so much

[@rosydipo]

So much ands

[@bpt2463]

It imply’s that this kid(me) is a rambler that I trying to tell his class about MatPat in one sentence.

[@cherricake1796]

Sub to this guy #subtoBpt

[@jordondordon]

Title: Chocolate is a lie. KZbin ad: Chocolate cake. Me: Two lies and one reference in one! Bonne appetite.

[@ai6896]

Bone app the teeth

[@ronswanson7371]

Bone apple tea

[@hetplays05]

@Jordon Dordon, merci pour “Bonne appreciate” et tu si

[@redshiftedlight205]

I just died of laughter when he pronounced "Chocoladeletter"; it was a good try though Matpat

[@xaxa_g3474]

Ikr as a dutch person I was dying

[@Pelleet]

@ARIANA just shut up and get a life...

[@robloxceeday1025]

Ho ho ho kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaCYkIKYfsijhpo

[@JimboBurrito]

@@robloxceeday1025 The bots even got to Santa. We're all doomed this Christmas

[@zaryabm2191]

as a Dutch person I just-

[@Alaska_49state.American]

Fun fact: School chocolate milk doesn’t even use real chocolate powder

[@KJsAtm0spher3]

Wait actually?

[@maxwellproductions8354]

Raindeer corn: *Top Christmas candy in my state* Me: "Wtf is reindeer corn?"

[@BrotherTheory]

Same. What is that? You are THE BEST, Maxwell :)

[@CeliaDeVeaux]

Ikr! I’ve live in Virginia all my life, and I’ve never even heard of it.

[@bigmike4342]

SAME! Never heard of this stuff in my life.

[@austinsikand4157]

lived in va my whole life never seen it

[@airigone1257]

I was born in Virginia and raised in Georgia.. two states that his sources claim favor this stuff and I've never heard of it

[@markjones1071]

We just gonna look over the fact the agreement said “reduce their reliance” instead of stop doing it?

[@rosemali3022]

Capitalism gonna capitalism y'all. ... Ps. Eat the rich

[@christrontherobot4100]

whats the fucking point then

[@baustin_guardian]

@@christrontherobot4100 Looking over the fact or eating the rich?

[@Speed001]

@@christrontherobot4100 The point is that it's impossible to completely stop cold turkey. You can't compete as a business if you're doing all your work in America. So you make small changes that add up over time. Just like taking small steps to improve your life, or saving for retirement. It's the little things that'll add up over time. Even a 1% reduction would probably mean millions or hundreds of thousands of dollars not going towards child labor. BUT, now who's paying these kids what they need to survive? There's a REASON they're working to start with. Thus even stopping the use of child labor completely doesn't solve the ROOT of the issue. It's too much for me to explain in one comment.

[@leirawhitehart1236]

@@Speed001 yeah, that really seems more like an issue for the countries they live in to work on, rather than us though. Because while yes, I can agree that companies shouldn't use child labor, the companies aren't the problem, they're moreso just taking advantage of the problem (which, don't get me wrong, isn't much better really). And I mean, child slavery obviously isn't good, and companies shouldn't be complicit in those things, but it's the people who actually run those countries who need to make the decision to ban it like we did, and fix the issues that led to children having to work like that in the first place. Because you're probably right, those kids are working for a reason, and the sooner their governments can solve that reason, the sooner these kids don't have to work anymore, and can just be kids. Hopefully they can figure out those issues, where they come from and how to fix them, because yeah, that's not good. Children shouldn't be dealing with hard labor like that...

[@cep7408]

"chocolate. sweet chocolate. i remember when they first invented chocolate" *"ive always hated it."*

[@commander_eaa2862]

did you say... CHOCOLATE!!!

[@luigiman64]

Well this chocolate is not for eating it's for-

[@PearlPredator]

Chocolate may be fake but... At least mayonnaise is an instrument

[@FizzySugarStar]

@@luigiman64 you rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever

[@quinnzykir]

@@commander_eaa2862 with or without nuts

[@brandyjohnson9272]

the big problem with starburst is not that it tastes bad, it's that usually you unwrap 3 times for 2 tiny rectangles

[@Unknown-br1uf]

MatPat: Shows confirmation that most of the chocolate products I eat are legally classified as chocolate. Me: "I am pleased"

[@dragonheart1236]

Matpat following it up with the fact that genuine chocolate is made with child labor: i am displeased

[@ArcticTehWeirdo]

Bill Cipher! I thought we defeated you! Quick I have to grab the journals!

[@demonheart13]

@@dragonheart1236 is there anything not made with child labor... Sigh, I've been watching too much Illuminaughty videos. The avocado mafia will give me nightmares for weeks. If you haven't heard of her, she generally focuses on calling out MLMs, but she has quite a few videos on other shady markets that go unnoticed and or actively spread misinformation that they are pillars of "faith" with nothing to hide.

[@pinecone4100]

same I WAS RIGHT!

[@dragonheart1236]

@@demonheart13 I've seen a few of her videos, the ones on Peta and AutismSpeaks

[@mr.bigman6038]

MatPat: *Literally ruining everything.* Me: Ok then.

[@HuneeBruh]

@@sekoseko2291 bot

[@thibomeurkens2296]

Omg you saying “chocoladeletter” made my day ten times better! I love it when non-dutch people try to say Dutch words!

[@skyelardegroot2978]

Omg same, I immediately dove into the comments to find fellow dutchies

[@tommyhicks4510]

Dutch or Deutch

[@kipsate3376]

So true

[@Lientje18]

Yeah that is amazing

[@Dynogamer50]

Same

[@trigomathmancer9217]

I like how the agreement companies had to sign was to "reduce" their reliance on child labor and not eliminate it, they know these companies pretty much rely on this and you know someone had to lobby in favor of keeping child labor.

[@Hughesiea32]

The more you say “Chocolate” it’s doesn’t sound like a word.

[@louise6093]

CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE Ur right.

[@ll1495]

@@louise6093 ikr now it just sounds weird

[@seulgisjoy7439]

I just said it 30 times in a row... *Identity crisis intensifies

[@Hughesiea32]

@@seulgisjoy7439 LOL

[@Empy_C.]

cháklit

[@squishcat4539]

Theory Idea: What is the most effective way to pour milk into cereal. (How to pour it so the cereal gets soggy slower)

[@qduck7696]

Milk first, then cereal duh...

[@appsnake7225]

@@qduck7696 nope

[@qduck7696]

@@appsnake7225 yes

[@Sorain1]

Depends on objective. If you want to maximize the amount of cereal to milk, cereal first wins. Just as an example.

[@qduck7696]

@@Sorain1 No milk first, because "Akusai wa hyaku - nen no fusaku". Its a saying that roughly translate milk is the source of life and misery. Edit: Nice, you watch Fact fiend as well. Truly 999 IQ, BIG BRAIN.

[@MachallaNaNaNa]

There's actually a chocolate factory in my town that takes regular trips to Tanzania to check that their cacao farms are being run ethically, if I remember right. Askinosie for anyone that's curious

[@kraxkarkax]

whos inosie

[@coyraig8332]

@@kraxkarkax Who's askin(osie)?

[@noobpro9759]

wait. are Askinosie jews running a chocolate company?

[@noobpro9759]

also greetings from stl fellow Missourian.

[@bigHURRdontCURR]

Askinosie is the best!! It’s walking distance from my house and I go as often as I can!

[@Freshly_Toast]

I've never heard of "Reindeer Corn", but I'm not surprised it exists, because I've seen Valentine's Day themed candy corn, sadly I don't remember what it was called, probably "Love corn" or something

[@nalu512]

No one: SantaPat: "Santa takes his chocolate *very* seriously"

[@BrotherTheory]

Your joke is HILARIOUS, Cool And Fun TV. You are THE BEST :)

[@maromartinez9384]

*Ve heh heh he he ry*

[@HelloThere-pb6lm]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3_SlIuJpJiVY6c It's NaTanya is a bad girl

[@jacksonandrews8714]

I will never get bored of Food Theory Christmas episodes

[@general__g]

Still waiting for the “Is cereal a soup?” episode

[@sayori3016]

Why do you make me think this

[@earlytumblr]

I hope he gets on it soon

[@enderb0t]

it is

[@shoelicker]

is water wet? why did you scroll this far?

[@CallMeFire]

Cereal is soup

[@jasmine56771]

I dont wanna sound offended, I just wanna share what I've learned in some baking channels I've watched..Fake chocolate or---mocklate (Im sorry that made me laugh a little) isn't exactly a bad thing--I found out that some bakers use fake chocolate to decorate cakes, its said that it melts slower so its good for making very thin decorations. Anyway I love your content and I subbed to all 3 beautiful channels. You're the reason I still have a brain ☺☺☺

[@Duke00x]

"Reindeer corn" just looks like a variation on candy corn.

[@ArcticTehWeirdo]

It is.

[@DBZVelena]

prob same thing only with other coloring and maybe a hint of mint.

[@administratorsuperuser139]

Ok, legit, i have never heard of "Reindeer corn" untill today. I live in Idaho so that might be the cause lol

[@Duke00x]

@@DBZVelena Yeah. I think I may have even had it before. But it was still just called candy corn. So I am betting the reason no one seems to know about it is because they do know about it just not the name.

[@Duke00x]

@@administratorsuperuser139 It does seem to be a mostly east coast thing based on the states that list it as their favorite holiday treat on the map he showed.

[@doctorbielen]

"Way to set that bar low USA" is the most honest American thing that can be said.

[@Transfem_Iron_Valiant]

We set the bar low, then don't meet it anyway. That is the way of 'MERICA

[@Pikachu-vj5jr]

Its weird how addicted everyone is when it comes to america. There are worse countries that aren't talked about. Weird.

[@SirLangstalotProductions]

Well that’s dae American wae

[@HI-lt7ko]

That was a good pun if you don't get it it's "bar" lmao I don't know if that was a pun tho

[@lloydwoodward9053]

Eh, I’d rather have a whatchamacallit than baking chocolate

[@Vulprex]

When you're 22, lived in Michigan your whole life and have never even heard of reindeer corn. I thought there was only candy corn.

[@sillerbarly4927]

I am with you on that

[@Atariese]

I as a michagander as well, do seriously believe it was still marketed as candy corn. I think ive had it but that name is new to me... then again a large percentage of our state gets ignored in a lot of things T.T

[@brandonwarner3732]

Same here im very shook

[@snowflake-gacha.I_writestories]

Me who is British: What the *tea* is reindeer corn?? And also I've never even had chocolate or mockolate.

[@rebelfriend9949]

You're not the only one. I should try it though

[@Darkatious]

As an Arkansan, I can say we do in fact give and receive starburst a lot. I never questioned it until now. I personal favorite candy to get however is gummy life savers and/or dots.

[@ryanriv8329]

Me: eating a crunch bar MatPat: CHOCOLATE IS A LIE!!! Me: well MOM I'm eating air

[@administratorsuperuser139]

well, maybe instead of *CRISPED RICE* in the bar, its actually *STYROFOAM*

[@memehivefive7145]

Me: *Literally breathes.* Matpat: BREATHING IS A LIE! Me: *Starts dying.*

[@administratorsuperuser139]

@@memehivefive7145 *Oxygen depleting* 1/2 (9) second(s) remaining

[@shrimpychicken7887]

I thought the cake was like, now everything's a lie. My life is a lie, my kids a lie, everything I've ever known is a lie, thanks MatPat.

[@sekoseko2291]

OMG..... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@Fartleks]

@@sekoseko2291 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@emmahernandez9597]

Title: *Chocolate is a LIE* Me: “Matthew woke up and chose violence”

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27]

მკ

[@dont3834]

Dont read my PROFILē PICTURe :)

[@roniraz4396]

Matthew Patthew wakes up everyday and makes a choice

[@keepitstraightfrrr]

@@roniraz4396 Patthew?

[@ritawant1033]

مس

[@WendyWinchester]

What's weird is I live in Connecticut but I've never heard of Reindeer corn. Candy corn, yes. Reindeer corn? No.

[@notaboutroses1710]

As a Dutchie, I applaud Matt for his attempt at speaking Dutch for the sake of a Theory.

[@chrisknobben388]

same but the “Chocolade letters” are more used on “Sinterklaas” and less in christmas (Sinterklaas is a dutch thing, its like christmas but a little different and its at the start of december)

[@meghaha8966]

@@chrisknobben388 chocolate is chocolate and they’re usually around for months before and after sinterklaas. Chocoladeletters are an october thing for me too lmao

[@Goofy_Goober_Mc_Gomb]

@@chrisknobben388 klopt

[@yensai2929]

as being duch as well i say that was a pretty good attempt bc i have heard alot of non duchties try to say a duch word but they were alvery bad attempts.

[@dittochuu]

I agree, as a Dutchie👏👏

[@rreagan007]

Way to ruin my Christmas candy traditions with deceptive corporate marketing practices and African child labor.

[@blueangel6781]

Well time to find a new tradition

[@NuclearRaven13]

But you too can change this by buying Tony's chocolonely bar, which are the best slave free chocolate bars If you want to learn more about ethical chocolate "jake eyes m&m" and click the m&m factory video and go to 9:50, he explains the problem and even has good alternatives listed later on!

[@NuclearRaven13]

@@blueangel6781 But you don't have too! by buying Tony's chocolonely bar, which are the best slave free chocolate bars! If you want to learn more about ethical chocolate "jake eyes m&m" and click the m&m video and go to 9:50 .

[@Deadman6]

Well those kids have to feed their families somehow. Sorry to tell you this, but the concept of a carefree childhood is a modern, western concept. Kids have been used a labor drones since humankind learn to farm.

[@blueangel6781]

@@NuclearRaven13 yes but I've never seen them in my life tho

[@superfire6463]

The chocolate industry: children making chocolate for children

[@nuocngot5283]

NOOOO 😭😭

[@ritawant1063]

زءزء

[@adil0028]

That's kinda "sweet" (pun intended)

[@bloodycinephile]

I eat way more chocolate than any kid.

[@viv7810]

These child-workers also may have never have tasted the product(chocolate) that they work very low wages for.

[@ScalieBloke]

What is wrong with starburst? They were the best! Those gummies were great. I have never seen that packaging though.

[@thesaltwateremu]

Reindeer corn is Rhode Island’s favorite candy, and yet as a Rhode Islander, I have never heard of or even seen reindeer corn😂

[@girafarig7859]

Yep can confirm apparently here in Michigan it's the same but I've lived here all my life and never heard of it 😅

[@coolguy5133]

Apparently, by the map, it is an Alabama favorite, and I ain't ever heard of it. And to be honest, it looks like a Christmas version of the world's most shittist Halloween candy.

[@raoularmagnac2037]

@@coolguy5133 I'm sorry! But I respectfully beg to differ! I just LOVE candy corn! In fact, Candy corn and Peeps are my two favorite candies! 🍭🌽

[@jacobcoady8852]

Reindeer corn is Michigan's favorite candy. And yet, as a Michigander, I have never heard of or seen reindeer corn.

[@Callie_Padrick]

I’m from Virginia and I’ve never heard of it lol

[@pika_link49]

Tip for mat’s trivia questions: the most disappointing answer will always be the right one

[@nekonomicon2983]

Reality is often disappointing

[@ritawant1063]

خشزؤ

[@Cyberwar101]

I'm actually allergic to chocolate, specifically coco butter. Hearing that whatchamacallits have replaced the cocoa butter in their recipe makes it more edible for me.

[@Michellll6789]

You don’t forget to human

[@Michellll6789]

Are you allergic to me?

[@dafilmqueen556]

And probably helps make you feel less guilty about possibly buying a product that was built off of child slavery. I still have no idea yet if Hershey's is mockalate like MatPat says, but if it is, I'll really appreciate if you tell me..

[@mirandajadejasperson1438]

@Cyberwar101, I’m allergic to chocolate too, it sucks!

[@krazykount]

@@Michellll6789what do you mean?????

[@ff7omega]

Reindeer corn is something I learned about because of the mention in this video. I have never had it but knowing that its simply Christmas themed candy corn is all I need to know I'd hate it.