Food Theory: Can A Slap REALLY Cook A Chicken?

[@Weisz]

*Food Theory + Louis Weisz collab when?* ok but for real I’m so completely overwhelmed & genuinely honored to be included in a theory video. The theorist channels have been such a big influence for me over the years, and to see it come full circle like this is something I never expected. Thank you for being an inspiration to me and many others, and for creating content that not only entertains but genuinely adds value.

[@TheShadowKnight.]

Why is there only one reply, you have many subscribers lol.

[@xjam99]

I was hoping he'd mention you in this video, and he did!

[@potato-kc8fc]

Can i have your chicken pls

[@bendrowned8506]

Hello verified person that im sad i dont know

[@TheKingofRandom]

We would watch this collab 👏

[@ChengTeoh]

Imagine being so excited getting a call to join the Justice League only to be disappointed to find out that they just wanted you for your ability to slap cook a chicken.

[@LegendGamer-rf6nb]

I like your comment mister verified man!

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

Introducing The Flash

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

@Lou Lou You have no friends

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

@@JenFootR7 you have no friends

[@sundaxe10]

@@Honest_Mids_Masher neither do u

[@JoelCreates]

I'd like to think that food slap science is merely in its infancy

[@TheHispanicUsername]

here before a horde of likes comes over because verified person

[@amaliadragan2480]

*DC Universe Movie Characters Cast 2*

[@Hamox]

Indeed is it

[@vanessaharms6375]

I slapped the ground in .40 mili seconds

[@Unitykn1ght]

U R Joe Mama

[@Fuhjcfffeewww]

7:04 not yet, you still have to talk about him on style theory. What about how his shoes can stay together with his run speed?

[@The-radio-demon68]

The already did that

[@dmaac9856]

Theory: how far away would a frozen pizza need to be away from a nuclear explosion to be perfectly cooked.

[@Praecantetia]

mmm radiation topped pizza

[@joelhoon1707]

@@KINGJERMARCUS GOD WILL THOUGH, LET YOUR COMMENTS BE GRINDED FOR CARBON DIOXIDE MANIFESTATION AND OXYGEN DE-MANIFESTATION 🙂🙃🤗☻🤡 ALSO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHRISTIANS OKAY. Edit: i honestly just decided to go random with this comment

[@alexthomas8685]

What would be the cheepest way to cook as many pizzas as possible? What bombs and pizza are most optimal?

[@spamtong.spamtonthedealmak1256]

*yes.*

[@WCRyder]

That's not that bad of an idea

[@TheHispanicUsername]

Finally,something that won’t ruin my whole childhood.

[@ostrichboi1418]

Og fans:what...is...child hood?

[@ashclaw2306]

give it time

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Meow.

[@KittyKatty999]

@@ostrichboi1418 Og fan here. I learned the word Sociopath at s young age. XD

[@yourundertaleobsessedlesbi6975]

XD

[@pingui8064]

Matpat: "You can't divide by zero here, people." Vsauce: "Or can you? "

[@goodpeople2953]

Hahahahahaha 96 likes

[@Shadoxite]

Wifies: u sure abaut dat

[@StephenDelRosario777]

*cue vsauce intro music*

[@izs6946]

try using limits? what if we try solving it as time reaches 0s?

[@chrouu]

Hahahahahahaha 169 likes

[@FnordLord10]

Sonic: Oh no, I forgot to cook thanksgiving dinner and my friends are at the door. The friends: walk in the door. Sonic: hey guys, want some turkey I cooked 12 seconds ago?

[@britanimations2002]

*slaps roof of chicken* this bad boy can fit so much kenetic and thermal energy in it

[@GuessImSylvale]

I don't know what's more concerning, the roof of chicken or the KZbin links above me

[@clementcourtenay1618]

@@GuessImSylvale the youtube links clearly. Even more concerning, one of them is a French link, to a conspiracy theory...... What is it even doing here in the first place?!

[@owyemen9367]

@@clementcourtenay1618 algorithm

[@ffc1a28c7]

Kinetic and thermal energy is the same thing lol. Thermal energy is just the individual atoms jiggling and transferring kinetic energy between one another.

[@animalxing8697]

i don't know why, the word slap is just funny to me. even the concept is funny to me. I think I need slapped.

[@rosesareredvioletsblue5438]

"Can you cook a chicken by slapping it?" *Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today*

[@laurenpelto325]

Quick, to the grocery store!

[@jAcK00p7]

Hey Where's Perry?

[@Leo-gq1yi]

Whachya doin?

[@fluffydumbun]

Is that an asexual flag pfp I see? 👉👈😳 Or am I just projecting lol-

[@janiceandthomas]

🎶 There's 104 days of summer vacation And school comes along just to end it...

[@scrillthebeast2066]

Oh I remember the saying: “Nothing is stronger than a mother’s slap” Should be enough to cook the chicken nicely

[@rikuleinonen]

r/woooosh

[@benedict0902]

The only real question for the answer Yo Mamma

[@wafIeee]

uh the chicken would be incinerated

[@cavemanvi]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGmvZ313lKiho7c

[@axxel_mcking4927]

If ur mom is fast or faster than sonic no hard feelings

[@Ruii.Ruicha]

0:35 I love this part of the intro

[@RandomGirl785]

Same

[@EmmaDawnthegachatuber]

Same here

[@YaquubAhmed]

but why does he say sanic it drives me CRAZY

[@Hooddwarf]

amazing fr

[@sheiladonnelly462]

​@@YaquubAhmedcuz memes

[@lizzywhitmore4797]

I want to know Mark and Ethan's thoughts on this

[@WelcomeVisitors]

yes

[@harrisonwalker409]

Memento Mori

[@masterchief9742]

@Lou Lou pls delete this

[@erc3338]

They did a video on slapping chickens? When?

[@owyemen9367]

@@erc3338 dont worry you wont watch it anyway

[@marymcwatters7606]

i can imagine sonic being a waiter it would go something like: customer: i want a steak sonic: right away customer: sir you do know this steak is raw right? sonic: *u sure?*

[@nxquix]

SLAP ok it’s all cooked

[@demirginlik5575]

*slaps the steak* customer:HOLY WHAT? sonic: see it is cooked

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

Sonic: *slaps* Me: oookay then.

[@goggywithagun3254]

um sure GOKU or a saiyan kid

[@pjdianalan7934]

Sonic could use his kinetic energy to heat the steak.

[@jus_VAMPIRE]

“Look in the sky” “It’s a bird, it’s a plane” “ITS MEAT BEATER MAN”

[@y2kzenith571]

0_0

[@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471]

That sounds bad

[@shagshax773]

meat beater man 😂

[@mapatriciavilla1283]

hahahah

[@googlemail754]

Go to a weeb's house you'll see alot of beat meater man there

[@allanday3807]

Theory: how high would you need to drop a steak for it to be perfectly cooked

[@JonasHack-r5z]

air resistance will ruin the show. but you can probably drop it from space in a heatshealded metal container

[@bomag_642]

​@@JonasHack-r5zuse a gravitized vaccum

[@cretaceousarachnid]

I want to take a minute to appreciate Matt. He balances his personal life, and other channels as well. He spends hours writing and recording these theories for our enjoyment. You do a good job Matt, and it’s alright if you want to take a break. Have a good day, evening, or night! :)

[@TianaMay]

Don't forget his incredible team that helps him to come up with ideas, research and also writing so that he can sometimes spend time with his family!

[@cretaceousarachnid]

@@TianaMay Yup!

[@monioni7923]

all while raising a child too

[@cretaceousarachnid]

@@monioni7923 Yeah lol. He really does do a good job! :D

[@LLL.143]

@@RepairRat you can just go and search it then? why does everything need to be spoon-fed nowadays? ö

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Penguinz0 is an expert in slap science, maybe he can chime in with some answers

[@madhavgirish3944]

fr fr

[@eeelaina5588]

true true

[@arcey_cv]

Woah your comment without more than a thousand likes?

[@FilleOFish]

Very correct

[@madhavgirish3944]

are u rlly some guy without a mustache if u don’t have 1k+ likes?

[@Kus4i]

Waitress- “do you want your chicken grilled, fried of steamed” Me- “SlApPEd

[@imawesomeisaac]

comedy g o l d

[@BatCostumeGuy]

@@imawesomeisaac comedy nickel

[@marcodvbr8641]

Imagine you're a writer for sonic back then...then you write that sonic did the waterball thing in 0.000000000001 milisecond...couple decades later your character is now fit for slapping a chicken to perfection

[@arbor8445]

where funni

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2]

from the

[@olivercampbell6120]

And I think Louis forgot 1 last category for his slapping machine. Structeral Integrity

[@larrylzzz]

We’re so focused on cooking the chicken we forgot we cooked our hand

[@NoWayAroundIt_]

@Lou Lou no

[@laurenpelto325]

Food theory's asking the important questions in life

[@nobodyhereatallpleaseleave]

Very important

[@orivalorantVods]

Vary true

[@cobaltduckie7228]

So true

[@cake2943]

And most useless

[@laurenpelto325]

@@cake2943 what do you mean? This is the peak of usefulness my friend

[@reitheinsolvable7380]

Waiter: Sir, how would you like your chicken Me: *SLAPPED*

[@mrmonar5]

Remember that resting the meat can also cook it further, cooldown is therefore not a bad thing. You can rest the meat during slaps per cooldown session.

[@AdamG3691]

I'd argue that Link's method of freezing time would theoretically work since the Stasis Rune explicitly retains force applied during its duration. The main issue however is that the Stasis Rune only freezes time for the object, and only for a few seconds at most, and Link is not capable of slapping enough times during that brief window to cook the chicken, meaning that it not only becomes subject to heat loss when the time lock releases itself and the rune has to recharge, but also takes quite a long time from an observer's perspective since ONLY the chicken is time locked.

[@drewnames651]

i think the other issue would be how much force is created during that, link's trick and all of those who do something similar would end producing the wrong effect, that being, too much force. matpat indicated it before, that's why people like saitama just can't play this challenge, they would vaporize the chicken, if link's force transferance makes all the force be applied at the same time when the clock returns, it'll be equal to adding up all the times he slapped the chicken in a sudden surge of energy that would likely result in the chicken exploding into a million pieces.

[@gerardozetina2506]

I think that link could cook the chicken by slapping if he has the force to knock back a lyanal then he has the force to slap a chicken hard enough to cook it

[@samvanheuckelom6622]

Instead of stasis rune, try looking at his flurry rush or bullet time thing link uses that might actually get the job done. Not as fast as sonic or the rest but in bullet time mode he goes incredibly fast.

[@chrismerrell7957]

Yeah, as @Drew10204080 pointed out, Link would obliterate the chicken. Yes, it could technically generate the force to cook the chicken, but Stasis force applies all at once, which is why hitting boulders and such makes them move so far. The reason several small slaps cooks better is because of the conservation of momentum. Because the chicken is sitting still, more of the force is being turned to heat due to friction. Once you pass the threshold of the force keeping the chicken in place most of the energy is turned into kinetic energy, meaning the chicken would start to move. Applying that to stasis, all the small slaps that Link could do in the time that the chicken is frozen would build up the force needed to transfer the energy from heat to kinetic, and the chicken would be sent flying. It is worth noting that Saitama could slap the chicken with the right amount of force though. He just couldn't do it in his classic "One Punch" style.

[@ryanlopez3945]

Another thing is that since time is freezed the force would build up, making no difference if you out right ram the chicken with a car. Rip Dio

[@dakotaleigh6452]

If you could slap a chicken hard enough to cook it I'm pretty sure that would also cook all your hand-meat. And turn all the bones in at least your hand to fine aquarium gravel, if not the entire arm. I know that's not terribly relevant to the subject of which fictional character can beat their meat the fastest but it was in my brain so now it gets to be in yours too.

[@lxvesickyuna6239]

*gulp*

[@windowsxpmemesandstufflol]

Which fictional character can what?

[@lxvesickyuna6239]

@@windowsxpmemesandstufflol yes

[@tristanplayz3180]

best what?

[@googoogaga7986]

I can’t explain why, but it would be the flash.

[@camdustin9164]

That guy who made the meat beater 9001 actually managed to successfully cooked a chicken the machine, after he modify it to be sturdier, the video is on his channel. So cooking a chicken just by slapping it is not just a theory anymore, it is completely practical.

[@funniusername4355]

"Dad, what are we having for dinner?" "Well we'll be having some good ol' Sonic slap cooked chicken son!"

[@purerasslin91]

"Sonic Slap-Cooked Chicken" sounds like a menu item at Sonic.

[@jakoblent4694]

I want this

[@realhotgirlfilmz]

😂😂😂

[@vectorentertainment1733]

Haha

[@tannerr8317]

“Which game character is the best meat beater” would make GREAT clickbait title. 🤔

[@Enderia2]

Even though it isn’t clickbait

[@CoolGuyDudeTotallyRaad]

Goku

[@SDStudiosAnimations]

oh no

[@puppetstudiosstudios]

especially on the other video sharing website ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Oop

[@pathecat_]

1:42 I like how he called it freedom units

[@lucassalinas1165]

"One character comes to mind" The flash "Sonic"

[@PrimeTime_Pictures]

That was me exactly

[@soulgamer1715]

Saitama from one punch man

[@craftmastr]

It's funnier when you take into account how many times the Flash was teased throughout this video

[@Metalicyt]

@@craftmastr yet, he only mentions his name once

[@AkiyamaHaito]

True lmao. I was thinking to myself, wouldn't the flash do the trick? XD

[@crystalrodriguez114]

Matpat: * makes a video that doesn't ruin my childhood * me: impossible

[@jaydev4017]

You just watched machamp and sonic beat their meat.

[@aggameplay9418]

@Ur cool 😎 spammer

[@ronaldmcdonald5498]

@Ur cool 😎 spammer

[@basicperson]

@Ur cool 😎 no

[@Slime01957]

@Ur cool 😎 why are you sending me to Jesus

[@kingofbudokai]

The fact that you actually CAN slap a chicken into edible levels of cooked brings me more joy than it probably should. I understand the concept of the question, but I always assumed that it would never work in any practical way. That meatbeater machine is incredible, if unfortunately named lol. Edit: I didn't think of this until afterwards, but typically in cooking meats, a lower temperature over greater time ensures more juice in the meat while a higher heat over a shorter time results in a dryer meat (the same principle applies to baked goods, slower/lower gives a softer dough, higher and hotter is more crispy, because in both cases it's about water retention). Which means if Sonic cooks this chicken at lightning speed as he might, it would be the driest chicken ever consumed and frankly, idk if that's worth it.

[@oktested6121]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIbFmWiahNx5eNk

[@RandomGirl785]

4:54 It sure sounds unholy 💀

[@grarecruit4237]

“If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” - Jello

[@zacharyperlee4179]

@Lou Lou kzbin.info/www/bejne/d4qvgZaGlLqWbpo

[@melonhead9908]

Ah, I see you're a fan of Badger as well

[@radio_vidar1745]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fV7VfoOZba-IpM0

[@rmod8]

@@radio_vidar1745 the limit has been found!

[@albertojimenez7724]

Just throwing Haymakers at a raw frozen chicken.

[@SpoonAtNoon]

When mat announced that he was gonna make a food theory channel I was like "there is nothing you could possibly put on food theory" boy did he prove me wrong...

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

You underestimate the mental affects of prolonged diet coke consumption

[@gachazachary2873]

Imagine if his 4th channel will be animal theory

[@dont2604]

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹE ҎÎḈ₸ŬRE

[@gavinschlachta9276]

I thought that to

[@RylanintheShed]

in breath of the wild, “bullet time” is characterized as the speed of everything around link slowing down by 20x (which is why things like windbombing and cryonis launches work; when bullet time is exited, that momentum created by link is moving at “regular speed” in bullet time, which means that it’s going 20x faster than normal), meaning that link is actually a great candidate for this chicken slap.

[@RylanintheShed]

10:58

[@kamille286]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. The only reason he wouldn't be able to is if chickens are the same as cuccos since slapping it that many times would rain *havoc* XD

[@williamlewis5723]

And watch are chickens called in legend of Zelda? Cacoo or however you spell it. Those things are unslapable

[@TheRadFungas]

so if you can slap ganon you techenaclly destroy him

[@mightbewowie]

Matpat : The Slap Cook" Me : *Hears another thing*

[@michaelcarlton1484]

"So we'll never actually be able to eat a Sonic-slapped chicken." Then what do you call the Sonic fried-chicken fast-food chain?

[@basicperson]

@Ur cool 😎 vid bad

[@cameronwebster6866]

That's hedgehog, it only tastes like chicken.

[@owyemen9367]

@Salah Mohamed I hate you

[@kareemstepney1935]

Mat: they gotta go fast. Sanic fast! The flash who is actually faster than sonic: Am I a joke to you?

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

@Ur cool 😎 YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS

[@carO1522_]

Has anyone noticed how every episode it just gets like 10 percent weirder, in a good way

[@yamemeguy4744]

I’m glad we’re going down this rabbit hole of weird topics

[@Cozy_Chomps1234]

Shark cat 😍

[@TimeBucks]

this is perfect

[@makchot3263]

Nah

[@vexorion6577]

ah, i see you're abusing your verification by commenting alot everywhere and expecting a lot of likes just because you have a checkmark

[@makchot3263]

@@vexorion6577 bruh he's literally commenting in every matpat video to get some clout 💀💀. Lmao that's just sad

[@lordpvt]

PERFECTION

[@isabeliio]

@@makchot3263 thats not sad thats just a smart way to get views and promote their bussiness or app 💀

[@ginkg0.branch]

I certainly didn't expect to watch this video in my science class today...

[@ojhats3812]

Dude I can’t stop laughing this is the first time I was happy for the sponsor. I really needed the break

[@TrulyAndasen]

Nice pfp

[@xSilverxshadowx]

Me, reading the title: "I'm skeptical that you can, but *intrigued* that you may."

[@RazzBeri1]

someone already dunnit

[@xSilverxshadowx]

@@RazzBeri1 Yes, believe it or not, I am also watching this video ;)

[@hyprespeed860]

@@xSilverxshadowx no, someone else did it

[@hyprespeed860]

Oh wait he says it in the video nvm

[@lucypogcute]

I WISH YOU COULD THO THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

[@trafficjam7559]

“You know the meme, you clicked” I didn’t know this was a meme, I just clicked because… well… it’s food theory

[@lunabeekhuizen8858]

At last, I have encountered another of my kind

[@joshlegacy1101]

I knew the meme, I clicked.

[@teamglxy4041]

Lol same

[@axxel_mcking4927]

I don’t no this meme but if it’s a meme, it’s a meme

[@Masong-dq3qz]

Same

[@TheOneWhoActuallyAsked]

Who needs science class when you have Mat Pat? 😂

[@TheKingofRandom]

Go Louis! Slapping his way to the top!

[@donkjr]

Heh.

[@small_SHOT]

hi there hello

[@crayolarat5709]

Ay its tkor

[@overseergamesyt]

100th like

[@seanjohnisee]

WAIT... THIS IS THE REAL TKOR BUT THEY ARENT VERIFIED? WAT?

[@Ianfel1]

me who already watched the stream with the chicken slapper guy: "im 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

[@aminmiah9773]

I saw the stream also

[@stephanrichardson1003]

Same

[@danieldoesstuff2300]

Same lmao

[@danieldoesstuff2300]

Two bots in a row, that's a new record for me

[@jabon_99]

Exactly they aren't aware of our power

[@kitkatinnit2949]

new drinking game: take a sip for every time mat says "slap"

[@cronuslite6358]

no (✖﹏✖)

[@TheSayumi15]

Ooh this drinking game really slaps I'll see myself out.

[@samakaturtol5920]

You'd be drunk from the intro alone And just to be sure this statement tonight

[@FujiwaraBunta]

I died

[@yassokaro5109]

I did this but with water

[@nunyabiness181]

Matpat, the kind of guy to always include imperial and metric - Conveying mph to kph, and randomly to m/s instead.

[@AestusReborn]

That’s because he’s international

[@childishisnotachild7277]

the words of legends: *BEAT THE MEAT*

[@rajarajeswarikannappan2978]

I’m scared to click this

[@Razor_513]

@@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 it was some kind of video in french

[@earth2ravenn]

@@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 At this point, I just assume everything’s a rick roll

[@AwesomeHyperSonic547]

The idea of Sonic slapping a chicken to cook it makes me laugh, as I could actually see that happening in one of the comics or cartoons. 😅😆

[@unitds27-delta]

Tails: hey sonic, do you want to have some chicken for dinner? Sonic: ok! Tails: alright, I'll put it in the oven Sonic: why? (Proceeds to slap cook the chicken)

[@gosfoxanimations8822]

@KGK Skull yea fricking accel's trial finisher xD

[@Ollie.H-23]

Imagine Sonic throws a chicken into the air and slaps it to cook it and flies towards Robotnik and he just screams.

[@surrrey]

He does actually slap a chili dog to cook it in the episode Mackson’s Airflier

[@Anna-hy4sb]

@PhoneGuy? Which Sonic Show?

[@rnfKyng]

"how did you make this delicious thanksgiving turkey, Superman??" *i slapped it*

[@eldritch_whispers1654]

you could say that turkey *slapped*

[@MedalionDS9]

I mean sure, he could do that, but he'd probably just use his heat vision

[@rnfKyng]

@@MedalionDS9 that takes the laugh out of it tho

[@MedalionDS9]

@@rnfKyng It also takes the molecular cohesion out of it if Superman slapped it

[@wesleypitts3787]

Mat did the Flash dirty by just making him a footnote in all this.

[@Version0111]

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

[@verryberryman7655]

What reason is there to not cook a chicken through slap?

[@Version0111]

@@verryberryman7655 for starters the hand that's doing the slapping will probably cook at roughly the same speed.

[@verryberryman7655]

@@Version0111 good chicken comes with sacrifice

[@WeatherReportsHat]

For all my fellow JoJo fans out there, considering Star Platinum can catch a bullet at point blank range, I'd say that it's very likely that Jotaro can meet the slap requirement.

[@doritoemperor2802]

Well yes but then the chicken would be a paste by the time star platinum is done slapping

[@merchantziro4285]

Imagine Giorno's 7 Page Muda but for the Chicken

[@christygarcia6773]

Any main jojo character would work i think unless its johnny with act 1-3. Im not sure about gappy because i havent finished part 8

[@shikikywketsuki9892]

I think josuke would be best jojo to do this since he can slap it to oblivion then put it back into an edible state.

[@Bedburrito]

Yes stoped time or not and star Platinum can do it perfectly cuz he can even do brain surgery without any help slapping chicken is no problem

[@IrreleventCotheBestCompany]

"We have to give the slapping crown to Sanic" The Engineer: I'm gonna ruin this mans whole career

[@gotsomham]

B A P He just needs to take off his glove and hit it 3 times lmao

[@samleen]

BAP

[@owo_thefox122]

The engineer is engi-here BAP!

[@cherandshane2683]

"Your machines are like your kids, hit them to make them work faster" - The Engineer

[@FreeClassy]

when were you allowed to be popular

[@zingxiu6123]

11:32 Wait so sanic can cook 10.4 BILLION CHICENS IN A BLINK OF AN EYE

[@Ahrva538]

Amy: The Powers out! How will we cook the chicken for dinner! Sonic: I got this

[@Alba_Mata]

*a loud S M A C K rings out through the house*

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

Gas Ovens: I got this, too!

[@FannySnakeKai]

@@GeminiWolfstarGaming sonic: This is my spotlight

[@thememeprovider]

Tails spinning his tails faster than light: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Knuckles: *squishes the chicken*

[@YousefAhmedAlkhtb]

@@Alba_Mata hullo mestar roshan

[@spaceysteam5206]

Theory: What is the caloric value of a planet?

[@GoldieMethrans]

Given that games like Dead Space: Awakening exist, I'd totally watch it.

[@roxannamackey3423]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm good idea

[@catthem]

Ooh! We need this

[@BirbBoiYT]

Yes.

[@galacticbambo]

😳

[@tophat_ted]

We all know that Marshall Erikson could easily do that. Slapsgiving 4

[@localdogs8645]

I cannot believe that this man kept a straight face through a video about how sonic slap cooks a chicken.

[@sara_callie_besties2013]

Plot twist: he was about to die of laughter the entire time😂😂😂

[@kapi638]

He's davie5o4 THE KING OF BASS

[@kapi638]

*davie504 sorryXD

[@mehmetcaglar2953]

it s nice but quicksilver much faster in the movie because he rescued nearly 300 people from explosion in a blast raidus 500-700 meters ı don t know the math for these things but ı know explosien is much faster then bullet in comic quicksilver much faster and can compete with sonic.

[@KylieReid-l1p]

B.B=funny

[@cloudy_chaos]

This brings back memories when [Redacted Channel] slapped a chicken for science purposes

[@minbevy]

i thought nobody would've said it i was scrolling through the comments looking for it--

[@beluwuga]

YUP.

[@datwyanfrink7603]

Surprised nobody just went and said the name

[@minbevy]

@@datwyanfrink7603 it is [REDACTED] now

[@tigerguyTDS]

Wait what channel

[@apoiosupport1303]

my mom is professional at slap-cooking. she trained a lot with me!

[@jullitaczajkowska4200]

youchy

[@darkuim8557]

Does that mean your also good at slap cookinh

[@bigred7646]

Same

[@LeBlingKing]

Are you medium well or well done

[@bigred7646]

@@LeBlingKing over abused.... I mean over cooked

[@garrettselig8781]

What happened to "Obviously a human can't slap a chicken this rapidly or this consistently for 6 hours

[@Grandpa...]

This gives “beat your meat” a whole different meaning.

[@insertusernamehere3173]

Oop

[@eggboy26]

Indeed

[@dagreatleaf9003]

And for people who don’t know the normal meaning, it gives it their only known meaning

[@slurpieking4337]

What do you mean, that is the only meaning NOTHING ELSE

[@jjnanda2421]

Absolutely

[@ProfesorOryc]

I really like the idea of Link trying to slap some chicken to cook it, but since the way his paralize power works is that all the blows get delivered at once once the effect ends, then it would effectively be as if he crushed the chicken in one Saitama style punch.

[@AnotherPersonAlive]

Easy you use goku instead of saitama or vegeta or gotten or gotenks or freiza or beerus or whis or grand priest or copy vegeta or fu or vegito or gogeta or krillin or king cold or flash and superman

[@lightningpenguin8937]

@@AnotherPersonAlive Lucy from Elfin Lied can do something nobw of them can. She can cook multiple chicken. one for each vector(invisible hand things.)

[@Minecraft101ToonLink]

Just to clarify, Link actually slows down time in BotW in certain scenarios like shooting a bow and arrow in midair. He also can’t use the Stasis rune on himself, but even if he could, he himself would be frozen in place, just like being frozen to ice for only a few seconds. You also have to consider that he can only slow down time as much as he has enough stamina to do it. And going back to Stasis for a moment, remember, in BotW, if you hit an object subjected to the stasis rune, when it comes out of stasis, that chicken is going to FLY! …And probably splat somewhere, so, not exactly ideal. If someone wants to calculate how Link compares to Sonic and the others, you’re more than welcome to. Though I still think Sonic might win regardless. I just wanted to point out something admittedly minor about what MatPat got wrong, but other than that, great theory!

[@3opper416]

Here before the blow Up

[@bencundiff9405]

Thank you for saying this! I thought matpat got something wrong since when links does flurry rushes or bullet time things slow down.

[@lunarlimes2805]

First chicken on the moon.

[@starsilverinfinity]

Wouldnt the chicken only go flying if Link hit it with a. . .axe or something? I always figured the reason that these things went flying is because the impact from each of his strikes built up while time was frozen, then when it unfroze they effectively hit them all at once - like Dio or Jotaro freezing time, dealing a couple hundred punches, then when time unfreezes their opponent goes flying. So unless Link hits the chickens hard enough in that time to collectively impart enough force to send it flying (He is slapping down not against its side so even if it did it'd realistically just be forced into the table) the chicken should be fine - though maybe compressed from the downwards force. Though tbf I'm not as knowledgeable about how stasis is handled in BOTE so I might be off and Link still might not even be able to complete the challenge in the time that stasis gives him to do so. Also, its hard to beat Archie Sonic, that dudes a monster when it comes to the math used in his feats Also just realized that Stand Users with Time Manipulation abilities might be able to do this faster than Sonic (Like Star Platninum was literally able to start a fire using two pieces of wood while time was stopped)

[@rileyfelix9494]

ALSO FLASHTIME ISNT TIME STOPPED ITS JUST SUPER SUPER SLOW caps

[@Willdog1993]

One character I didnt hear mentioned was E. Honda from Street Fighter, his primary special move is literally called "Hundred Hand Slap", it would be interesting to see the calculations on how long it would take him to cook a chicken!

[@RileyJacobs448]

Food Theory: Can A Slap REALLY Cook A Chicken? [REDACTED] Clock Ticking Intensifies

[@ethandempsey8363]

My dude, I miss it so much!

[@RileyJacobs448]

@@ethandempsey8363 Me too, man. It was amazing. I hated it had to go, but they did what they set out to do. Gone but not forgotten.

[@carlitothe9217]

Memento Mori

[@simplyspectrum7490]

When it died it hurt, it ment something

[@bluedoris6384]

Memento mori my dudes

[@Solvita_]

“MMMMM this chicken tastes amazing! How did you do it?!” “I slapped it”

[@masicbemester]

play the slappity slap sound

[@Spiney09]

“One character comes to mind!” Me: The flash? FT: “Sanic!”

[@kokaii7368]

LITERALLY

[@jairartis]

I was thinking jojo. Rip

[@at4na583]

yeah i thought that too

[@devilslighter2987]

Also Ft: brings up Quicksilver (who by Wikipedia says he is at most mach 10) as noteable speedster but puts the Flash (who by Wikipedia can travel at light speed) in the same group as Superman and Goku

[@vali_bg5234]

Chronosapien from Ben 10.

[@file3463]

We need NASA to fire a rocket at a chicken at the exact ‘cook’ speed.

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

I love the imagination that Link would try to use stasis on a chicken to slap it enough to cook it only to have it fly away or destroy his house once the stasis ran out

[@tm79ali]

Why did he even mention link botw his only stoping time options are bullet time and stasis and bullet time doesnt even work because cant just jump for bullet time and he holds his bow normally

[@yokai59loi36]

Or the chicken blows up like his enemies.

[@aaronismanly3733]

It's a very Link thing to do, if I'm honest

[@overthegardenwall7143]

@@tm79ali Link Can Activate Bullet Time At Any Moment

[@portiac6097]

No he would fury rush a cukoo

[@samtheknight]

I remember on [redacted] when [redacted] and [redacted] tried doing this. Was pretty funny. It's a shame [redacted] no longer exists....

[@QualityGarbage]

⏳Memento Mori⏳

[@BlaineLP]

Hello fellow [redacted] member, yeah that was really something beautiful they did there

[@beo3030]

Hi fellow [Redacted] fan! I miss them so much :(

[@baldyeosang2035]

im wearing my [redacted] socks right now and as soon as I saw the thumbnail I just looked down and whispered memento mori

[@breeblackerby9853]

I’m wearing [redacted] beanie rn 🥺

[@Oneill117]

"chief, you mind telling me what you are doing with that chicken?" "Sir, Giving the chicken back its 117 slaps"

[@sleep170]

nice 117 reference

[@Mrs_Laurence]

When I first saw this video my mind immediately went “PUT NEO IN THAT FRICKEN VIDEO MATPAT, HE CAN AND PROBABLY WILL DO IT.”

[@qwaku4907]

Guys during December 1st: _"Finally, a worthy Opponent!"_

[@thefolder3086]

There already is someone with the machine to cook it

[@sansmorty9136]

Not even a close fight man

[@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw]

Ah the meatbeater9001

[@dylanvold9514]

After seeing MatPat calculate how long a person could survive in a grocery store, I would love to see a food theory about the Flash's diet. Since speedsters have a much faster metabolism, they have to consume a lot more food than normal people. Exactly how many calories would someone with the Flash's metabolism need to eat to survive, what would that translate to in terms of a balanced diet, and how much would that diet cost annually?

[@golbarde4347]

"My goals are beyond your understanding" Sorry had to say it

[@dylanvold9514]

@@golbarde4347 Someone had to lol

[@ArtisticlyAlexis]

He could expand it out to other speedy characters like Quick Silver.

[@velqcity3802]

Yes he should do it that would be great

[@dylanvold9514]

@@ArtisticlyAlexis of course, I just chose the Flash because he’s probably the most famous speedster, plus the Flash TV show addresses this same question early on.

[@lil_starshooter]

Me: *sees title* Me: *cries, remembering a channel that doesn't exist anymore...*

[@AEaston]

Momento Mori

[@JoshuaC34]

What Channel? Edit, nevermind I realised what channel.

[@Some_Gurl1353]

Memento Mori my friend

[@phoenixablaze649]

Momento mori

[@tiannahere2302]

😭 The memories .

[@simoneazzopardi4325]

Gary just doing a shell roll over the chicken will turn it into a nice Stuffed chicken with garnish on a plate and the chicken because I’ve been alive

[@EldenRingGod69]

Botw link can’t stop time, he slows it down, meaning he is also a decent candidate.

[@kinlaw7220]

Stasis rune moment

[@Wandervenn]

Yeah, there is clearly energy there since you can hit something with time stopped and it will be launched when it starts again

[@thetimean3985]

Very true, and in reality so could a Ditto.

[@thecadethatfades3643]

when he said that in my head i yelled KONO DIODA

[@ish030]

*Stasis rune sound effect intensifies*

[@firefli9975]

Conclusion: Sonic beats his meat very well.

[@candyblizzard7850]

It took you 0 dollars to not say that-

[@JETS5]

*hold up wait a minute*

[@charles_capet321]

@@JETS5 I don’t give a-

[@YharonJD]

"Nobody can move their hand fast enough to cook a chicken" Beat Saber players: 👀 ha..haa yeeaahhh...

[@frog_phone]

me be like

[@thyie4074]

minecraft players be like

[@jef1561]

Osu player : pathetic

[@mr_tiger1942]

How? That just doest make sense

[@YharonJD]

@@mr_tiger1942 it's supposed to be funny not make sense?

[@KiwiBomber7]

OMG DO A STYLE THEORY ON SONIC ABOUT WHAT HIS SHOES WOULD HAVE TO BE MADE OF TO WITHSTAND ALL HIS RUNS PLEEEAAASE!!!

[@magfe888]

Saw the title and immediately hoped that Weisz would be credited. I know that the chicken video has hella views now, but I’d been watching him for a while-such a creative, charismatic kid who deserves views & resources to make his visions possible. He gives me Old KZbin energy

[@colasap]

“Which character could cook a chicken by slapping it?” My brain: Star Platinum? "Sonic!" oh, yeah.. that makes sense...

[@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145]

Star platinum can punch to cook the chicken

[@sivodeath5905]

I wanted to say either kratos or the flash because well it's kratos. and the flash is fast.

[@aquatic0124]

@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 I think there's just going to be chicken paste if star platinum punches the chicken to cook it

[@memetime7127]

Honestly he would stop time and just ORA ORA slap it and it would be cooked

[@ionzm4612]

@@memetime7127 bechause as we see in the anime he punches and when time resumes all the damage he did in stop time along with energy gets to its target

[@davidvandersterre]

Food Theory: What is the most optimal AFFORDABLE food to survive a nuclear winter? (Affordable meaning not some NASA-invented meal or something like that.)

[@TDH3407]

Man i can’t believe i only see this now.. that slap the son in law crack was great 😂

[@manifestationsofasort]

Matpat: "One character comes to mind:" Me: The Flash! Matpat: "Sonic!"

[@SD-uw7zu]

Sonic is faster anyway

[@gogauze]

It's also dubious if the flash actually gets to do it efficiently or not, due to the speed force dampening interactions with the real world (like, him just not turning the air he should compress in front of him into plasma). But he's also able to hit people with his infinite mass punch (which, sure, could just be a misnomer, but the math also checks out if he gets to light speed) and neither obliterates reality nor not-obliterates several targets he means to hit when the energy transfer happens. Meaning only a portion of that energy gets through even if he's traveling at the speed of light. But that should also do the same to him due to equal and opposite reactions... So the speed force is very, very spooky in an einsteinian sense, so who's to say?

[@SD-uw7zu]

@@gogauze sonic is also faster since his speed has no limits. And flash is always limited to the speed force

[@pageturner2958]

Sanic

[@AzureAreadbhar]

@@SD-uw7zu ......... Losing my brain cells Flash > Sonic.

[@lemoncooking101]

This is something I didn’t want to see, this is something I *need* to see

[@Lambchahp]

@ur awesome no

[@Lambchahp]

@Lou Lou no

[@Ace_92]

Saitama?

[@mattvail350]

Same 🤘😜

[@dcbandit]

I can imagine movie Sonic actually trying out that, after hearing about it.

[@jakoblent4694]

He would do that

[@sharpwavethedecepticon6837]

He would totally do that for the memes! XD

[@Viasom]

He can do a style theory about what Sonic’s shoes are made of.

[@DreamerArtist01]

Me when reading the title: *instant flashbacks to that one [REDACTED] video where Mark and Ethan slaps the chicken to experiment if they can cook the chicken that way*

[@WelcomeVisitors]

Same, same...

[@owyemen9367]

Man I miss [REDACTED], it was my favorite channel

[@flamgo1667]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[@rach.gloria]

“Are you close?”

[@uberfund6967]

really hope those top two replies aren't links to illegally pirated and shamelessly reuploaded videos.

[@nintendope8837]

Flashbacks to ethan dropping a chicken off a roof

[@MikhailYT]

YESS

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Memento Mori 🖤⏳🤍

[@MikhailYT]

@@ThatDudeWithBoobs memento mori 00:00:00

[@MikhailYT]

@@ThatDudeWithBoobs i love these cult meetings we randomly have in the comments lol

[@Fistrike]

Memento mori

[@PotartOnYT]

Hah, remember when Mark and Ethan did this on [REDACTED]?

[@homk_FX]

@u dope stfu bot

[@homk_FX]

@Lou Lou stfu bot

[@doggobind]

@@homk_FX Just report for spam.

[@insertusernamehere3173]

Yeah! M£m£n+0 M0r! U■u$ @■■u$

[@xtimes3952]

unus annsus

[@L0niSt4r]

theory idea: what type of alchohol is the most efficient ? (i need this for...personal reasons)

[@lolay4329]

Matt: We're all thinking of 1 person... Me: The Flash Matt: *SANIC*

[@aygmcmoofin7765]

Omg. Right?

[@Luna5829]

Supersonic punch baby

[@markcastellanet9672]

Exactly

[@cidey1855]

exacty

[@JustTryinaDuck]

Quick silver

[@emeraldpowerhedgehog5011]

Mat: sadly we won’t see sonic slap cook a chicken in real life. Movie sonic: you sure about that?

[@king_ian_yt]

he is also not real

[@theREALsilviautism]

@@king_ian_yt nah bro you've just never been to green hills texas

[@herisuryadi6885]

@@theREALsilviautism I thought it was Fking Montana

[@kratosmessi649]

wait he did that in the movie?

[@Local_idiot13]

@@kratosmessi649 sadly no...but I wouldn't be surprised if he did that in the 3th or 4th (if we get a forth) movie