Make Your Own Fortune Cookies - Food Wishes

[@foodwishes]

Check out the recipe: www.allrecipes.com/Recipe/275116/Homemade-Fortune-Cookies/

[@fahidkcm9816]

Here is Fortune cookie App : play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=come.wakeappbase.fortunecookie&hl=en

[@joefleischmann]

This is pretty cool... When my three grandsons (ages 5, 9, 11) visit I usually quiz them during dinner on what they have learned at school in the past week or two... So, next time they visit me I will have fortune cookies for each of them with the quiz questions...

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[@inocenciovanderlinde4107]

Opencookie inside cookie.ther food wishel your vodeo is great

[@jacobmorales2353]

"Help me I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory" would be my go to fortune.

[@golden-sun]

I love these comments

[@sandyj1561]

That's classic 🤣🤣🤣

[@mrkek1964]

Jacob Morales should be’ “ Help! I’m being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!”

[@ericasmith-arndt2678]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nunyabiznes33]

"I'm finally out if the cookie. So how did it taste?"

[@heyitsnataliec]

Chef John’s back must hurt from holding up the entire youtube cooking community on his bare shoulders

[@kimberlyrobinson3992]

Ha! So true!

[@lokibek]

What about Binging with Babish?

[@Rubixonfire]

Watching Andrew Rea before he blew up as "Babish" was the highlight of my day for so long but now he's super bland and passionless

[@IvyFox1]

So wise!!! Lol! 💯 true!!!!

[@lfg4300]

He IS THE BEST hands down!

[@theintern2960]

"Learn from your mistakes, but maybe not so often." That got me chuckling for a good while.

[@GageSmiff]

My fiancé just now: “Babe, I wish you looked at me, the way you look at Chef John videos.”

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

😆 😅

[@mariavignonivargas9191]

Touché.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@joseantoniofernandez1890]

I feel like I owe this guy so much. His videos always cheer me up and I'm learning so much.

[@befuddled2010]

When Chef John can insert his messages directly into his food, he has arisen to the culinary Buddha we have always believed him to be.

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[@CopyCatCo]

"No matter where you go, there you are." Great Buckaroo Banzai reference.

[@AyngeMackay]

I just watched that for the first time. So so weird, but it's good to see Jeff Goldblum.

[@patcaza6166]

it's better if you Google Translate those messages in a few Chinese dialects and then back to english gives them the sparkly aura of mystery and magic

[@aphenclips8623]

Don't forget to add the random lottery numbers

[@alexsoto5403]

Just a couple of chinese proverbs I copy-pasted from a website and google translated them. Hipefully you guys will find them amusing: Chinese: “學而不思則罔，思而不學則殆。” Proper translation: “Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.” Google translate: "If you don't think, you don't think about it. If you don't learn, then you can learn." Chinese: “吾日三省吾身：爲人謀而不忠乎？與朋友交而不信乎？傳不習乎？” Proper: “I daily examine myself on three points:- whether, in transacting business for others, I may have been not faithful;- whether, in intercourse with friends, I may have been not sincere;- whether I may have not mastered and practiced the instructions of my teacher.” Google: "My three provinces are my own: I am not loyal to people? I don't believe in my friends? I don't care?" Chinese: “不患人之不己知，患不知人也。” Proper: “I will not be afflicted at men’s not knowing me; I will be afflicted that I do not know men. Google: "I don't know if I don't know people, I don't know people." Chinese: “朝聞道，夕死可矣！” Proper: “If a man in the morning hears the right way, he may die in the evening without regret.” Google: "When you hear the news, you can die in the evening!" Chinese: “德不孤，必有鄰。” Proper: “Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbours.” Google: "Don't be alone, there must be neighbors."

[@mochhhhee]

@@alexsoto5403 These all are so good jaja thanks for the laughs

[@mistyblue3542]

Chef John I was laughing so hard when you said "well played universe, well played". I repeated that part so many times just to hear you say that

[@Armaganth]

And it was well played indeed ! xD

[@emm_bee]

“But at least it’ll give your guest false hope.” 😂🤣 dude... Chef John is a natural! He has me crackin up sometimes!

[@torbai]

As a Chinese, when I received my first fortune cookie in the US, I was thinking "what the hell is this".

[@foodwishes]

Yes. Invented in SF I believe.

[@HugsXO]

No cultural misappropriation here!!! It's American, just go with it.😂😂😂 and enjoy!!!!

[@recoil53]

@Kevin Pereira Which makes sense in America.

[@Ay-B]

Yes, fortune cookies are American. And awesome!

[@MalteseKat]

Next time just hand it to me. I can deal with it

[@pythonx1358]

Fiance: Why are you watching how to make fortune cookies? Just go buy some. Me: guess you won't be fortunate enough to taste them.

[@david8393]

Propose to her with a series of lucky numbers

[@Nyanx4]

*Awww yissssss* Now I don't have to go out for takeout when I want a cookie to tell me how to live my life.

[@Nyanx4]

@Maevna Well, that's awfully presumptuous. Who says I know my life better than the magic takeout cookie will?

[@holliscooper6081]

@@Nyanx4You will meet a short fair acquaintance."

[@MIgardener]

I had about 30 other things I needed to be doing but I first need to watch this... and then about another 100 videos.

[@ParnellTheChef]

LOL KZbin just sucks you in at times...

[@ThesmartestTem]

Funny running into you here. 😁

[@ParnellTheChef]

@@ThesmartestTem ;)

[@ThesmartestTem]

@@ParnellTheChef I'll just sit here giving Luke the shifty side-eye, while waiting on my next episode of MIgardner. 😉

[@ParnellTheChef]

@@ThesmartestTem LOL

[@LandNfan]

My favorite: “You will soon encounter a long forgotten loved one. Buy the negatives at any cost.”

[@jasondoe2596]

Good one! xD

[@rpvarela]

"You will need more cayenne pepper."

[@Adiaga2]

...in bed

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[@NickyKnickerson]

the best fortune I ever got from one of these said "beware of cookies bearing fortunes". No lie/.

[@SusanEggers-iz2jz]

Dear Chef John, my husband and I and son would like to thank you for all your help thanks again lots of new dinners and treats

[@alkinoosmpoukouras]

Well, I own a Funeral House in Greece. So, should I make 'em and name them Unfortune Cookies. I mean... you know.

[@christopherreed4723]

Sort of a (mostly) edible version of the corporate (de)motivation poster. "A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly" (grizzly bear about to catch a leaping salmon), or "Consistency is only a virtue is you're not a screw-up."

[@aimeevang3145]

You could dye them black.

[@alkinoosmpoukouras]

@@aimeevang3145 they 'd be TO DYE FOR

[@adde9506]

Final Fortune Cookies. You could have wise or funny sayings about death or the afterlife in them. Or mortuary puns...

[@NevG27]

Confucius say "you are, after all, the Crocodile Dundee of your Fortune Cookie"

[@jenbdiamond]

You are such a delightful goofball, sir. Love your videos!

[@klyph]

"You will be hungry in an hour."

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

"When you request no MSG, we double it."

[@nateblake7422]

You never disappoint me, Chef John. Thank you for giving my Friday a turn up! And as always, I enjoyed!

[@nenaelliott8058]

I love fortune cookies but not so much for the fortunes I just love the flavor and these look amazing... Thanks Chef John

[@richards.9276]

Chef John tearing the fortune with “Learn from your mistakes”? PRICELESS! Fell off my chair laughing!

[@adook55]

Congrats 🎉🎈🍾 for the 3 million subs. Totally deserved

[@DonPandemoniac]

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.”

[@JakeLovesSteak]

Don't forget to say "in bed" at the end of the fortune.

[@kirbyw.3451]

Always!

[@Jaydoggy531]

"And as always, enjoy!" ..... in bed.

[@ThesmartestTem]

33 years old and still do this every single time.

[@JodBronson]

I wonder what people in jail would say.... " In Jail? " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adde9506]

Or "with your mom." Sometimes that's a better laugh.

[@reneeedmundson6225]

I have enjoyed and learn so much by watching your Cooking tutorials. The one thing I like the most is your enthusiasm for cooking. When I get in the kitchen, I concentrate so hard I don’t even answer the phone if it rings. Lol. I am definitely going try to make these fortune cookies. Wish me luck...

[@barkingmad50]

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I watched this episode. Quite a few years ago I owned a cookware shop & cooking school. When we were moving to a larger location, we planned to host an opening party. My assistant manager & I decided we could cater the party ourselves, (because we were much younger & so much more foolish). Among the things we decided to prepare were from-scratch fortune cookies. 35 dozen hand made fortune cookies! All of which needed to be baked the two nights before the store's opening, in order to ensure the cookies were crisp. You know that episode of "I Love Lucy" when she was working in the candy factory?... Yep, that was us. All of our fortunes we're food related: 'Quiche a Happy Cook & Lose Your Fear of Frying', 'Elvis Parsley Gave Us Thyme of Our Lives', one was about the cost of pot, etc. In addition, some fortunes were sale coupons. The fortune cookies were a big hit, but I still get a small case of hives every time I think back to making them. * If I remember correctly, our recipe was very similar to yours; I know we used only the whites of eggs. (But no sesame oil!) We made the cookies a bit smaller than yours - & so would you if you were making 420 of them! Ah, food memories

[@Phreakrider]

No matter where you go, there you are! LOVE IT !

[@noahrouleau9598]

His flow is so addicting

[@CaliGirl799]

You know what I dislike? When someone adds a thumbs down but doesn't give constructive feedback. Cos this recipe, and cookies, look delicious.

[@lesliebehringer2372]

No matter where you go, there you are. -- Buckaroo Banzi

[@DATo_DATonian]

The real fun of this recipe is that you can really get creative with your notes, like .... - "Dogs will lead investigators to your grave." ..... "The Internal Revenue Service is preparing your cell." ...... "SHE KNOWS!!!"

[@kamrin2501]

So good Master sifu chef John... 🙏👍🏻🤣 Thanks for ur channel we really learn alot from your cooking and your recipe. And cooking is so much fun these days.

[@docb8316]

A friend of mine pulled the fortunes from some premade cookies and replaced them with kind of cryptic announcements of her pregnancy. It went over so well with the whole family as they (she and her husband) had called her parents and said they would pick up takeout for the family so her mother didn't have to cook. It made a great memory for everyone.

[@serencian1480]

"The next fortune cookie you open might have a better fortune for you."

[@edipasplays]

I never clicked so fast in my life that the video wasnt even ready yet

[@teddykid55]

Man I love Food Wishes

[@FlavorLab]

Hats off to you, this is the most brilliant idea for a video ever.

[@kimberlyrobinson3992]

I LOVE that you did a recipe video for fortune cookies. I never knew I needed to make these before today but now I feel compelled to. I also never knew they were so easy to make. I’m not sure I or anyone I know has ever had a fresh fortune cookie! I wish there were more than one thumbs up button because I need about five for this video. I laughed so hard. “Well played, Universe, well played.”

[@williewilliams8707]

Sr, John you are AMAZING I always thought only Chinese could make these cookies ...thank you very much very interesting video ... I will try to make this cookies ..... thank you

[@updownstate]

"Good taste is easy. Cooking is hard. That's why you call takeout." This is real. I have it on my fridge.

[@delicatedark2376]

Fortune says that Chef John is the king of knowing when to drop the A bomb

[@annajoie700]

Nice touch at the end there, Chef John!! Love you and your ever-inspired, always creative recipes!! 🤗💛👏🏼

[@TheeLifted-Bodhisattva]

Me: Would you believe I wished for this video? KZbin Algorithm: Of course you did ,my pretty 🤲🏽

[@keithwilson6060]

Scary, isn't it?

[@Ochseatpub]

I just made them and they are amazing! Thanks Chef John:))

[@ValidStranger]

I’m trying to figure out how to make this Keto friendly. Swerve will replace the sugar, and the flour can be replaced with almond flour... or coconut flour! Can’t wait to try these!!

[@fluffycritter]

"A broken cookie will tell you nothing, but a broken heart will." That is a perfect example of what we call an "Escher sentence" - one which appears to make perfect sense at first read but falls apart once you start trying to parse it. Fortunately, this one could be repaired as "A broken cookie won't tell you anything, but a broken heart will." You are, after all, the cunning linguist of your twisted English.

[@kaorimakino]

it's strange but your comment brought back to my heart some forgotten sweet feelings. thanks a lot, you trully made my day :)

[@JustHereToHear]

Your guests will be like "Wow, you're so creative! And seem to have a lot of free time on your hands" Lol

[@olivepressdesign]

I can see myself making fortune cookies in the very near future. Thanks Chef J for all you do.

[@sandysleatham2212]

LOVE this, will use it for granddaughters birthday party. Am missing the Cayenne in this one tho!

[@graysondidsomething8967]

To give em a laugh a good fortune would be your about to eat a cookie.

[@ExcenGaming]

Great idea for these. If your taking your family to Disney World or something similar, you can put "We're going to Disney World!" and let the kids open them after dinner. If I was a kid and a fortune cookie told me I was going to Disney World, I'd flip!

[@arslan3613]

“No matter where you go, there you are” this literally changed my entire perspective about life, i feel happier and optimistic. 👌

[@RenHeng_canon]

"Look behind you." I'm gonna go with this one, lol.

[@jonathanrobertson3406]

All of your videos are cool, but this was one of the best. I love the idea of putting your own "fortunes" into them for your dinner guests to discover, you know, for life coaching purposes.

[@robincoulter3949]

OMG, love guy! Right with the boiling potatoes in salt water. HUGE, tip! Thank you😚

[@PaleHorseShabuShabu]

"Thanks for all the fish!" would be one of my fortunes.

[@Adiaga2]

...in bed

[@kaylawells8985]

I doubt I would make these for myself, but this is a great idea for a party! I bet they taste 1000x better than take out cookies that taste like chemicals.

[@Ay-B]

Right? Fortune cookies used to taste good. Now they taste like plastic. 😝

[@sandysleatham2212]

FANTASTIC! Only thing I miss is cayenne. I love the constant cayenne Chef John. Reminds me of ancient friend who, when she moved into aged care home said she “loves how the chef here does the mashed potato, he puts a big pinch of CANINE in!”

[@vaagmikaelian9078]

It’s 4 AM and I’m watching how to make fortune cookies

[@DonutshopOfficial]

I think Chef John and his sayings are the only thing consistent in my life

[@daniellevaughan9043]

I love the message in the first cookie. 😃✌

[@michelecox5241]

Awesome! I LOVE fortune cookies!

[@08Stella]

Good one! I've always wondered how they put the piece of paper in and if they bake it, how come the paper stayed so soft... Well, now I know how it goes. Interesting. Oh wow, that 'message' at the end.. haha, funny. You're the best, Chef John. X

[@biancadasilveira]

7:14 "Wow, you'ree so creative. And seem to have a lot of free time On your hands". YES

[@JodBronson]

*My fortune said: " Learn from your mistakes, unless you are bipolar! "* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Laura_Darkspear]

Most adorable Food Wishes video of the year.

[@mariavignonivargas9191]

I want a fortune cookie with a message from sage Chef John. Pleaaase. 😪😪😪😪 The breakdown and the fortune message 'learn from your mistskes'... Priceless.. Well pkayed Universe.. Indeed well played 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MLLL1234]

You should have included lottery numbers on the back of the fortune or how to pronounce a Chinese word. I noticed that a lot of the fortune have this. Love this recipe!!!

[@26muca07]

"At the next Superbowl you'll have to pee in a bottle and hold it to keep your hands warm"

[@Passionforfoodrecipes]

Oh the fortune possibilities!

[@chriscam4165]

Chef John is the prophet we have been waiting for.

[@paualdinicola]

Love you john. Please never change.

[@jeannecooke4862]

Oh, how wonderful!!! Thank you for sharing!

[@willow9526]

Awesome idea. 👍 Thank you, Chef John, to share such nice recipes with us.

[@dzc46278]

Wow John. This was a step up in creativity! Seeing text in your videos for the first time was a real surprise! Keep it coming.

[@charissecoal]

The “wherever you go” quote is one of my favorite nuggets of wisdom. And i remember the dad says it in the brady bunch movie 😁

[@lynnettezi3504]

Oh God you are hilarious...as much as I enjoy watching you cook ,bake I can't stop laughing with your choice of words.

[@silvereagle90000]

No matter where you go, there you are. No matter where you went, there you were.

[@JourneymanActor]

Confucius says, "the way out, is through the door." Well played universe, well played. 😁👍

[@UstedTubo187]

I love that a small pinch of salt could be anywhere from a few granules to half a salt shaker!

[@jerradcampbell74]

Nothing is more American than Chinese fortune cookies. Seriously, look it up. :)

[@AnimatorsatWork]

Everyone knows. But it’s still fun!

[@liviloo87]

I’ve been waiting for this my entire life!

[@cobeer1768]

Couldnt you also cook them on a very nonstick pan stove top? Then use a cutter to get a perfect circle. I think that might make getting the fold to be more cooperative. Or just squish the with a stamped cookie before they cool to make crispy cookies, or something fun to ice. Make it big enough and you could do ice cream bowls by draping the hot cookie over a form, or make your own cone.

[@spood87839]

In a classic Gary Shandling stand-up routine he tells about opening a fortune cookie to find "I peed in your rice".

[@davidkearnes9623]

Great video. And the Big Night reference was awesome.

[@droogii1142]

You are the Captain Hook, of the fortune you cook.

[@Dr.calories]

Thank you I was waiting this coke for long time 😍😍😍

[@RanaCh5]

Awww loved the end!!! The best quote ever by Chef John.. great video and so easy. Maybe on new years eve.. it would be an amazing way to start the new year

[@kathyobrien1063]

One Minute!!! Hooray!!!

[@OkinawaGabs]

This is great!!!

[@Focused-ni9qh]

the ol' tappa tappa! Gotta love Chef John!!

[@MoYvStarkey]

My favorite is "This is a fortunate cookie"

[@robinleonard8862]

these look yummy and much easier than I thought they would be to make. Thanks, Chef John!

[@GolDreadLocks]

Hilariously educationally, entertaining! Thank you!

[@jxzlynjxzonsurez2620]

You explained this so good ima do this I’ve been craving them for a while

[@cmonkey63]

"Well, played, Universe". Well, I just had a tough day, and that made me smile. Thanks.