Foolish Samurai Warrior

My Friend made this as a personal joke, and I thought I should share it with everyone.

[@gagela]

Unfortunately, my friend and I have lost the 3 minute version, and we no longer have any intention to recreate it, or to try to find it. Yes, I broke my promise, and I'm so sorry that I let everyone down. But, the original meme (where it just looped it a few times) was never mine. I bring this up because, if you truly want a longer version, don't take my lead and procrastinate for so long after losing the video, and make your own. Yes, maybe it won't be as funny to you, but you WILL make other people's day. I really am sorry, and would like to challenge you all to make what you want, regardless of what others MIGHT think of it. Be the reason someone smiled. I thank you for being so patient, and I would LOVE to see what all of you will make. My friend would also like to put his few cents in: "Hello all! This is the creator of the Foolish Samurai Warrior video. I deeply apologize for all the false hope you may or may not have about the second video, a lot has been going on in my personal life and I couldn’t sit down and finish off the second FSW video. I wish I could’ve been a better creator for you and your enjoyment, and I couldn’t apologize enough for that. I can’t help but feel like a failure to all of you that I’ve been giving you all false hope to show you what I’ve made for laughs and smiles, and I am sorry 😔 Blame me for all the procrastination that caused all this. It’s not Gage who deceived you all, it’s me. But I do agree with Gage. If you want to make an extended version of your own, go for it! Since I couldn’t do it, make other people laugh by your own creations/variations of the FSW meme. Just know that anyone can create things, in any shape or form. Make other people laugh, make them something to enjoy despite all the horrible things that are happening in this upside down world we live in. All in all, I am sorry that I gave all of you false hope. Don’t procrastinate like I did, and create many MANY things for people."

[@genarotorresvargas5513]

Oka

[@Yansonik]

I bet you could do at least a 3,5 minute version in the time it took to compose these wordy apologies

[@a.rustici1972]

It’s OK. Sometimes personal lives simply get I. The way of art and there’s nothing we can do about it. If anything, do t let this failure drag both of your creative lives down. I say keep on trying no matter what kind of setbacks you come across! And thank you for the words of encouragement as well. I’m trying to make what I want to see more of in the world right now, and it was comforting to see that there are other people who agree with the belief of “make what you want.” I’m grateful for your words of encouragement and I hope that you both continue on with your creative lives however you like!

[@gagela]

@@a.rustici1972 OMG Thank you soo much from both of us for understanding, we both really needed that rn. I knew that other people had the same mindset of "make what you want", but to "see" another person support it is so much different than knowing there are others that do. And a few words from my friend: “What you said really made my day! Thank you so very much for understanding. I couldn’t bare to look into the negativity in the comments from haters or anyone who doesn’t care for personal issues occurring in others. But I’m so darn happy that someone actually does care. And I’m also glad that you think the same way when it comes to “Make what you want” and that you feel grateful from our previous statements. It is 100% true. Creativity forms in many shapes and forms, and there are no limits. All in all, your words were very heartwarming, and I will never forget them. Thank you 🙏🙂”

[@Noitssnotme]

@@Yansonik you do it then

[@johnnysalery7383]

*_Samurai Jack, but Aku has a stroke and can't complete the Intro_*

[@DJPrimeAmvs]

I get it but at the same time... Rio Mako

[@kira4739]

His stroke has reached its maximum level at 0:46

[@Hinatazuki]

An entire episode could just be this intro

[@PurpleHighway25]

God damn.

[@thedashey]

@@DJPrimeAmvs what's that?

[@godusopp1797]

Anyone wielding that would step forth and oppose literally everything.

[@shiverfan4867]

If I saw anyone wielding this I would shit my pants

[@caiosergio5775]

The video was pretty good but this comment is what made laugh out loud

[@bcgazero6472]

@Conrad Smith *especially* the unspeakable coconut

[@metaljacket8128]

LMAO

[@godzillafan9115]

Imagine what it would look like if it swung.

[@RLYoshi]

*DM:* Alright, if anyone wants to suggest some magic items to come across in this campaign, let me know. *That one player:*

[@lorekeeper685]

Yes

[@darthskarr8975]

"Aight, I'll allow it."

[@lorekeeper685]

@@darthskarr8975 I indeed, would probably for an artifact that PCs need to chase for

[@Delta-ei7im]

*emily axford enters the chat*

[@Maraudermarine0]

@@darthskarr8975 I really want to play D&D one day just to cause some Comically Large Amounts of Chaos and Tom Foolery like that

[@savagekid94]

Aku probably surrendered the moment this creature stepped forth to oppose him.

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

Most likely, yeah. 🤣

[@marlikbudvergard]

Aku: I fear no man, but that, *THING* scares me

[@randompoet9997]

I would

[@VegitoBlue941]

It's only fair, the thing is worth several of him and more

[@reeexe2473]

Wielding doesn’t sound like a word anymore

[@lynxmoth2768]

wildinga

[@BradTheDead]

lol I just posted this almost verbatim accidentally

[@mladen7641]

Wielding an Unspeakable Word.

[@ahmedezat1353]

Never had been

[@darwinnexus6925]

wheel ding

[@konkydonk7247]

This was the longest minute of my life

[@temporalCaster]

None of us will ever get that minute back

[@akabomb]

I don't regret any second of it

[@felixbrand1378]

🥥

[@MechaMan3451]

Ngl, it’s videos like these compared to 1 min. videos that pass in a flash that make me think I get where Einstein was coming from.

[@noskalborg723]

@@akabomb same

[@peternagy6847]

My favourite segment: "A magic sword, wielding a shapeshifting sword, welding an *E V I L* sword, wielding a sword"

[@theamazingmeh1759]

Wielding a sword sword

[@dayshon124]

@@theamazingmeh1759 can you swing your sword, sword?

[@Alizudo]

@@dayshon124 Sword, your diamond sword, sword?

[@theamazingmeh1759]

@@Alizudo You probably couldn't afford

[@glitched_videos1575]

@@theamazingmeh1759 afford afford my diamond sword Even if you could could I have a patent

[@ZeepAtomic]

Everyone's talking about "Unspeakable Coconut" but no one's going to talk about "Wielding a *FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"*

[@thegaminginkling6470]

Right?! That’s the best part!

[@hoobar5331]

Sounds pretty foolish if you ask me

[@Aidan_Yao]

A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL-

[@determinedfox5141]

🤣🤣🤣👍

[@Myuutsuu85]

No matter how often I watch this, this line get's me every time.

[@seangiglio]

“Don’t worry, the max level stuff isn’t that more powerful than the starting stuff.” The max level stuff:

[@hobomike6935]

The more swords you equip, the more foolish your samurai warrior gets

[@raycat3764]

So basically a perfect weapon perfect for an idiot like Aqua from Konosuba lolz

[@Superluigi881]

"The game isn't pay to win guys. You just got to git gud." The high level whale player's equipment:

[@davisdf3064]

An UNSPEAKABLE *coconut*

[@crypto2633]

😐

[@sand435]

“An unspeakable coconut” made me piss myself...

[@Crazylom]

wielding a FFFOO O O O O O O O O O O O O O OOL

[@rodger3352]

Same lol

[@noskalborg723]

got me and my friend too

[@billywise643]

honestly "unspeakable coconut" sounds like a decent band name

[@bobert4096]

@@billywise643 all fun and games until araki names a stand "Unspeakable Coconut"

[@jackallaster7710]

The joke went on for so long that the "stepped forth to oppose me" feels sudden and completely out of place

[@xartecmana]

I was so excited to see the end of the chain that I didn't expect to hear the next line

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

All according to plan

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

It's not wielding anything

The line stepoed forth to oppose you.

[@shay3878]

Link in Tears of the Kingdom using the Fuse ability be like:

[@bcgazero6472]

Ganondorf: a foolish hylian warrior wielding a gerudo master of darkness, wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding a magic sword, wielding AN UNSPEAKABLE CALAMITY, wielding a foolish gerudo coconut, wielding a gerudo master of darkness, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding AN UNSPEAKABLE COCONUT, wielding a magic sword, wielding a gerudo sword, wielding A CALAMITY sword, wielding a sword, wielding AN UNSPEAKABLE CALAMITY, wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOL, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding a gerudo master of darkness, wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding a magic sword step forth to oppose me...

[@RickyUzumaki993]

@@bcgazero6472 … Why did I read that in his voice?

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

I feel like this is how an ancient person would attempt to explain an unfathomable eldritch abomination.

[@54Lie]

I have the picture and transcript and I still can't describe it.

[@tTtan639]

More like me trying to explain an anime weapon to Alexander the great

[@user-gr2gq4um2z]

cocnut

[@Chosen1Creator]

An ancient person wielding an unfathomable eldritch abomination wielding an unfathomable person wielding an ancient eldritch abomination wielding an unfathomable ancient eldritch abomination person attempted to explain this.

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

Just say it looked like your mum without makeup on

[@chaosensei675]

A foolish samurai warrior, wielding an *U N S P E A K A B L E* _coconut_

[@susamogus8331]

*COCONUT*

[@alba2162]

C O C O N U T

[@RaffiP-od8dj]

COKE-A-NUT

[@Annuld]

i think you mean c o c o n u t

[@smashmallow1012]

C O C O N U T G U N

[@user-wh5se3cb2y]

I can feel like Aku passes through all 5 stages of grief while naming this... *this*

[@DocWolph]

"...and boy was I confused. So I sent them into the future where I hoped they would sort that mess out before My word was Law!"

[@chumbucket3475]

“Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future where that weapon makes even an ounce of sense”

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

Aku: "How did you even get that into the scabbard?" Jack: "I...have no idea."

[@IRONHEART49]

I read that in their voices

[@John-oe6pp]

It's magic

[@UltraZombie115]

Jack: Keltic Magic

[@RTigerK]

Half the things he wields are described as “shape shifting”, so maybe that’s how

[@klystron2010]

The scabbard was wielding an unspeakable scabbard wielding a foolish samurai scabbard wielding a...

[@tommysupernova663]

Before the first blow was struck I I died of old age.

[@Ponera-Sama]

Aku can't die of old age because he's immortal

[@RequiemPoete]

But he hasn't aged a day. Like at all! He just grew that stupid beard!

[@blackbed5108]

@@Ponera-Sama aku voice actor was mako mako passed away so sad he was uncle iroh

[@akunamii4823]

@@Ponera-Sama are you telling me Tommy is Aku (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

[@kagemushashien8394]

@@blackbed5108 press X for RIP

[@DiggitySlice]

It's one of those jokes that gets funnier as it repeats, then starts to get old, then repeats so many times it gets funny again.

[@stargazer1998]

It’s like crosses the line twice, but instead of being so dark it goes from ‘funny’ to ‘too far to be funny’ to ‘so far it becomes funny again’ it’s because of time.

[@Prince_Eva_Huepow]

Overly long gag trope

[@jootersblaccat]

so, among us?

[@E4439Qv5]

​@@jootersblaccat Am-ong-as.

[@manoflego123]

Man, RIP Mako, his voice just made everything both serious and hilarious at the same time

[@zacharyrollick6169]

Mako was great.

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Amen to that, my friend

[@RickyUzumaki993]

@@zacharyrollick6169 Yes, he was

[@Sky-tf5io]

Me: Dude where's the wi-fi password Friend: Under the router The Wi-fi Password:

[@jonathancristal]

Well... is a longest secured password. XD

[@Tempusverum]

“What is this *UNSPEAKABLE EVIL??!!”*

[@macariadrian1432]

Damn, it's gonna be hard

[@christophermerritte3176]

First ever password that is WIELDING an entire story 🤣

[@djomega8462]

Of all the comments, I laughed hardest at yours.

[@Fervus18]

This isn't even his final sword.

[@no2940]

Is this even a sword at this point?

[@XIUnicron]

@@no2940 no its a shape shifting coconut

[@no2940]

@@XIUnicron And also unspeakable

[@Ponera-Sama]

Bleach TYBW Zanpakutō in a nutshell

[@yellya]

Oops, sorry, that was my 10th final sword.

[@ALANAD011]

Imagine the events that had to transpire for one to weild this power

[@hobomike6935]

Anakin: "is it possible to wield this power?" Palpatine: "not for a foolish samurai warrior."

[@archferrier4482]

his poor credit card

[@lorddumb21]

It was the *UNSPEAKABLE* coconut

[@Agent-517]

Saitama's training got nothing on the hell you'd have to go through for this power

[@user-tw3rh9po4t]

You’d have to go through a hundreds of millennia of fighting people and slaying warriors in order to be worthy of wielding it briefly.

[@HNUmaker]

“All dreams have meanings.” My Dreams:

[@madara897]

Aku: "I fear no foolish samurai warrior, but that *thing.* It scares me."

[@JamesRiderX]

Scaramouch: No, I ain't talking about that freak! He ain't here, is he?! How do I get this stupid thing off?!!!

[@antonioferrari241]

Evil Jack: One shutters to imagine what inhuman thoughts lay behind that sword. What dreams of chronic and unsustained cruelty?

[@reshzy3807]

_do you believe in magic? In a young boy's heart_

[@antonioferrari241]

How the music can free him, whenever it starts And it's magic, if the music is groovy.

[@dazzlingbolt7550]

F o o o l

[@injusticekombat6656]

If this is not unlockable in the new samurai Jack game I'm not buying it

[@Sledgex3]

Most likely as a 20$ DLC.

[@kamikaze4172]

All you need is the shapeshifting *coconut*

[@susamogus8331]

@@kamikaze4172 Yea can anybody tell me where that is? I already got the samurai coconut as well

[@kamikaze4172]

@@susamogus8331 Wasn't there an episode with a coconut too?

[@susamogus8331]

@@kamikaze4172 Oh yea that was for the alternate dimension where everyone and everything was a coconut

[@ghostofonyx777]

If he swings that thing, the world is gonna know what its like to crash to desktop irl.

[@kruegerpoolthe13th]

It’s that final line that gets me🤣🤣🤣 Just imagining Jack going to battle with the most needlessly complicated weapon🤣🤣🤣

[@mystery5252]

I think you have pushed this joke to maximum ridiculousness, and it’s amazing.

[@gagela]

We are just getting started, like the appetizer?

[@mystery5252]

Gage Landen how much farther do you think it can go?

[@gagela]

@@mystery5252 My friend will try to add three more minutes to the extended EXTENDED version. It’ll be more ridiculous than the original! Just be patient and you’ll get the main course!

[@mystery5252]

@@gagela Ok, excited to see it.

[@pincopallino1659]

can't wait

[@sirzorg5728]

Everybody gangsta intil this guy shows up.

[@airstrikegaming8263]

He can literally destroy everyone

[@edd1286]

@@airstrikegaming8263 By inducing a stroke.

[@somedudewithsomememes2035]

He is a one man army.

[@TheHuskyK9]

Everyone gangsta until he starts wielding an unspeakable coconut

[@jaykay8426]

I just tap it once and the whole thing falls over

[@NolDragon]

That was an unspeakable video. wielding a magic sword

[@joshuaandrewsjr8950]

Wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness, wielding a shape shifting *C O C O N U T.*

[@isaiahburns7538]

Weilding a FOOOOOOOOLISH and UNSPEAKABLE COC U NUT!

[@dogchanell2896]

Weilding a foolish sword

[@uctuyenle4649]

Wielding an evil sword, wielding a sword, wielding a coconut

[@user-tw3rh9po4t]

Wielding a Foolish Samurai Warrior

[@sluttyMapleSyrup]

This sounds like Uncle Iroh trying to explain what he saw while tripping on LSTea

[@bumbabees]

LSTea i ca nt

[@senorjecansu1093]

LST

[@RickyUzumaki993]

🤣

[@futurecar6750]

Realistically speaking, this would be terrifying to be up against.

[@Ryan_Silver_Fang]

He would have the ultimate ranged slices fuck arrows that would reach further however it'd be a pain to draw/put away

[@sigmamaverick9215]

@@Ryan_Silver_Fang most of it is shapeshifting. Which means it could very well be used as a projectile and fit anywhere

[@nitsuA_08]

Sounds like a dark souls boss

[@drylettuce1803]

The weak point is the coconut.

[@samunonyabuisness6642]

COCOnut

[@CntrazZombie4]

*Samurai steps forward, pulls out this monstrosity* Aku: Okay, I quit. You win. I'm out.

[@thedoode7749]

you don't pull this out it gets out on its own

[@gabrielbreeding6073]

Until aku steals it and you have "a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a shape-shifting c o c o n u t wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE c o c o n u t wielding a magic sword wielding a shape-shifting sword wielding an evil sword wielding a sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword"

[@seantaggart7382]

@@gabrielbreeding6073 NOOOOO wait I have a blade too *draws finaliam blade* let's hope it work

[@jackour8167]

How do you even pull this out 🗿

[@hobomike6935]

@@jackour8167 I'm pretty sure a sword of this magnitude ends up wielding YOU instead, lol.

[@twilyx3604]

Does anyone wish Mako could actually see this? Rest In Peace "Mako" (1933-2006)

[@Clawhead19]

I do. 😂

[@demonkingsparda]

This has got to be the most overly complicated whip sword ever

[@theyoutube-inator1734]

The God's were high and Aku has every reason to be scared of this blade

[@LaggerKnight]

69th like on this comment

[@theyoutube-inator1734]

Weilding a FOOOOOOOO

[@shado5278]

AN U N S P E A K A B L E coconut

[@thebeauznat932]

Challenge: Take a shot every time he says "wielding"

[@arcadeinvader8086]

while wielding a shot glass, or is the shot glass wielding you

[@MinecrafterK3N]

But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shot glass, wielding AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL

[@ItsEdboy]

DEAD

[@radhummingbird97]

This challenge is just an alcohol poisoning speedrun

[@gagela]

that's 19 shots for y'all wanting to die of alcohol poisoning

[@ktasuperman23]

Thor: *Wielding Mjolnir & Stormbreaker* Cap: *Wielding Shield & Mjolnir* Jack:

[@robloxguy3442]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[@lacriaturadekentucky]

Trying to describe an Evangelion unit to a feudal Japanese man:

[@porter-2034]

When your show has been going on too long and the writers don’t know how to make the stakes higher:

[@ProfessM]

I wanted to like this comment but it was at 666 likes so just say. Indeed.

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

"you see there's this bald guy that's really strong and very angry. that's it. go do a tournament arc now"

[@justsomeponywithamustache8731]

Unspeakable Coconut legit sounds like Jojo Stand

[@ohyes1785]

Lol

[@Eclipse_101]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH

[@silentantagonist2333]

STAND USER : Dioblo (?) STAND NAME : Unspeakable Coconut

[@SaintJimmy379]

Yare yare daze...

[@silentantagonist2333]

@@SaintJimmy379 Ho ho... mukatte kuru no ka... nigezu ni kono DIO ni chikadzuite kuru no ka.

[@skeletonking2501]

The absolute whiplash of “coconut” is amazing

[@justinchampagne1729]

But a FOOLISH Hylian knight, wielding a Demon King of the past, wielding a sword that seals the darkness, wielding a FOOLISH Hylian knight, wielding a sword that seals the darkness, wielding a sturdy wooden stick, wielding a FOOLISH Hylian Pinecone…

[@lesom06]

I was waiting for something like ”wielding an E X T R A T H I C C samurai warrior”.

[@mousermind]

Missed opportunity.

[@Erfierazgzb0ss4u]

that F O O O O O L E do be extra thicc tho

[@randomlol-ya3063]

Yes

[@LordVader1094]

That'd be Jetstream Sam

[@lacriaturadekentucky]

​@@LordVader1094MEMORIES

[@pinchurfinch]

Words cannot describe the pure beauty of this masterpiece

[@JulianGem]

This is hilarious

[@Crazylom]

I'm literally cracking up of laugther. Perhaps i live in right lifespan!

[@balkman2926]

@Jardmang same

[@SeerIbarelyknowher]

Agreed. This is fucking art my man.

[@TheFi3nd]

Dumb yes funny

[@benjaminaltube8731]

When you discover how to use the fusing mechanic in Tears of the Kingdom

[@theonewholistens8622]

If something like this stepped forth to oppose me, I think I'd just give up whatever it was I was doing, regardless of the passion I held for it.

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Same here. And wonder if someone slipped drugs into my food

[@0xVENx0]

i was so worried he will say “wielding an unspeakable fool”

[@SamuSeen]

Wielding an unspeakable shapeshifting E V I L magic foooooolish master of dark COCONUT samurai.

[@anonym3]

Haha

[@Lactuent]

Ngl this is the most hilarious comment I have read

[@JackDuripper]

wielding an EXTRA THICC master of fooolish samurai swords

[@tenji1995]

Teacher: the essay requirement wont need to be that long The essay requirement:

[@righteousraikou3973]

Legend of zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Fuse ability be like

[@Veridizziy]

I love everytime the little Tune plays after “Wielding a Magic Sword”

[@psychogunner7062]

"I mean he hasn't even aged. I mean like at all. He just got a stupid weapon, and it looks like he'll be here forever!"

I... I do not think I can handle that...

[@warrenmagne7858]

Yes, it seems that the initial time travel has affected the aging process…

[@keeganstormblade5456]

Its quite the conundrum

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Long ago in a distant land, I, a foolish samurai warrior, unleashed a magic sword. But Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness, wielding an unspeakable evil, stepped forth to oppose me.

[@asultanies]

Shing Shing Coconut

[@GregoryMom]

??? coconut

[@Konpekikaminari]

Considering your sword deals mostly impact damage, I'd put my money on Aku

[@VaLLaNaR]

Ah crap the Stalker is here . You better drop Despair this time !

[@articusramos808]

And I'm gonna use it on the stalker for his throwing knives.

[@Ax-ville]

This had a potential to become a loop. A perfect loop.

[@CountShaman]

The music stopping at Coconut just makes it even more immaculate.

[@lithum30]

i require the full image used in this so that i can expand on it

[@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495]

Weilding an unspeakable scotsman

[@supersmashbro596]

@@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 wielding a EXTRA THICC shapeshifting master of darkness

[@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495]

@@supersmashbro596 wielding a sacramouche

[@tenebriswoof8675]

@@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 building the soviet economy

[@asincereman5297]

@@tenebriswoof8675 wielding a COCONUT sword

[@calibula95]

"A magic sword wielding a shapeshifting sword wielding an evil sword wielding a sword..." That's what i call poetic.

[@conwaysquest6961]

When you're a warforged with too many magic items.

[@sulphurous2656]

It's like poetry, so that they rhyme.

[@tTtan639]

@@conwaysquest6961 when you're a Warforged Artificer you mean.

[@conwaysquest6961]

@@tTtan639 Yes.

[@theditty.itmasterlhammafia4346]

Welding an unspeakable evil, welding a F O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

[@whoopingmuffin9700]

this is an insanely dangerous weapion, a flurry of blades requiring minimal hand movement while the shape shifting components rapidly whip around on their own with their multitude of swords like a tornado combined with a blade whip

[@TarsonTalon]

"And I, Indiana Jones, wielding a big iron on his hip, shot first."

[@MrCubFan415]

Big iron on his hiiiiip

[@ratchetexperience8379]

Long Ago in a distant Galaxy, I, General Grievous the Jedi Killing Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable droid army. But a foolish, Jedi General wielding a fine addition to my collection stepped forth to oppose me.

[@Ze_N00B]

This needs to happen.

[@RPbirdzz]

Wasn't the 2003 clone wars show animated by the guys who did samurai Jack?

[@Sevenizer1]

RP Bird yes it was

[@supern0va206]

This is incredibly blessed and holy

[@ohno.6516]

Guess where I am

[@RunawayWindmill]

I came here expecting a compilation of Aku calling Jack foolish. Never in my wildest nightmares would I have imagined something like this. What a foolish fool I am.

[@christophermerritte3176]

Wielding an unspeakable stupidity. Sry had too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@conwaysquest6961]

F O O O O O O O O L.

[@GarkKahn]

You're an unspeakable fool then

[@Ponera-Sama]

Franziska von Karma: *H M M*

[@lightn3ngcat]

I actualy expected a chicken to be in there somewhere. Jack was turned into one.

[@Niddez]

When she says she only wielded one guy in her life

[@Darksaviour]

Plot twist: The magic sword is Jack’s Zanpakuto and this is just his Bankai

[@RickyUzumaki993]

😆 Nice!

[@NightShade1218]

Your move, Scotsman's Greatest Insult.

[@codycartwright6998]

Scotsman's Greatest Insult caused the captions to give up. It may be shorter, but it stomps.

[@peterpeter1632]

SHUT IT!

[@catlawyerwilldefendfortrea6038]

Stage 1: "lul" Stage 2: "okay got it" Stage 3: *annoyed* Stage 4: "THIS IS HILARIOUS!"

[@NurseSnow2U]

I’ve never seen anything this accurate in all my days 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hardcore_Remixer]

Same here 😂

[@ryanrong495]

wielding a fooooooooooooooooll

[@aymathest9816]

Its gets funnier the longer its played

[@ThePikachuOnTheInternet]

Wielding a shape shifting *COCONUT.* that made me laugh way to hard.

[@Darksaviour]

We need a 10 hour version of this

[@patrickthehenchman2679]

Someone somewhere is gonna make this a weapon mod for some game. I don't know what game, Team Fortress 2, Garry's Mod, an addon to a custom VRChat avatar, some other game with a modding community that likes funny weapon mods, but I swear it's gonna show up somewhere.

[@gagela]

If it does, and you find it, let me know. I wanna see that.

[@lordtachanka5512]

Me too

[@swordsmancs]

Gage Landen I’m sure it can be modded into Terraria pretty easily

[@jesterbooty2976]

Samurai Jack has an official game now. Would love to see it modded into that.

[@Thunderguy229]

Guarentee this ends up in vr chat lol

[@nintendork9207]

When he said "F O O O O O O O O" I felt that

[@acehealer4212]

This had me smiling so widely

[@raddaway]

Lyrics: But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding an unspeakable evil wielding a foolish shapeshifting c o c o n u t wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an unspeakable c o c o n u t wielding a magic sword wielding a shapeshifting sword wielding an evil sword wielding a sword wielding an unspeakable evil wielding a fooooooool wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me

[@zenaxia8063]

I read this while listening to it again lol.

[@trainman5675]

Thanks but ya should have capitalized coconut

[@thriquinox]

"wielding" isn't even a word anymore.

[@lynxmoth2768]

wildinga

[@ShawFujikawa]

Jamais vu, baby!

[@joewright3190]

It is

[@Empy_C.]

@@ShawFujikawa NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO SAY ÐAT :(((

[@SuperCaptainFail]

I like the single note that plays every time he says “sword”

[@BrokenToast469]

“Wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOL” had me dying🤣🤣🤣

[@slycat128]

So the Unspeakable Evil is eventually speakable.

[@Hardcore_Remixer]

A magic unspeakable foolish coconut sword master of shapeshifting warrior

[@stormeraurion]

Just imagine trying to swing something that absolutely bonkers. Jack’s a strong dude to even hold it.

[@phoenixanimationz]

Well he is able to lift a rock the size of himself around with no sweat so I can see it

[@anisomniac5931]

_"You are overencumbered and cannot run."_

[@markmcgehee3864]

Anisomniac “you are hyper-encumbered and cannot even *think about moving at a brisk pace* “

[@Kyrieru]

If this didn't end I don't know how long I would have watched it for.

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

0:23 I was not expected to be coconut malled

[@darthdragon117]

Sorry I wasn’t listening. What was he wielding?

[@andersonzeis3841]

Shape shifting master of darkness wielding qn magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foolish shapeshifting coconut wielding a shapeahifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a unspeakable coconut wielding a magjc sword wielding a shapeshifting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foooooooooooooooooooooooolll wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword. Thats what the foolish samurai warrior was wielding.

[@christophermerritte3176]

U asked lmao

[@mrpekoni]

@@andersonzeis3841 what was he wielding again? I have bad memory

[@andersonzeis3841]

@@mrpekoni a Shape shifting master of darkness wielding qn magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foolish shapeshifting coconut wielding a shapeahifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a unspeakable coconut wielding a magjc sword wielding a shapeshifting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foooooooooooooooooooooooolll wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword. Thats what the foolish samurai warrior was wielding.

[@BeeWaifu]

His coconut gun.

[@Eradicatordzg]

Me as a DM trying to make the BBEG scarier after they say “it’s not that bad” and slowly running out of ideas:

[@princesstinklepanties2720]

I just say the bbeg is trying to raise taxes and enforce child support

[@Ponera-Sama]

Are you trying to make your "BBEG" a relatable and sympathetic villain, or are you just a conservative?

[@Eradicatordzg]

@@Ponera-Sama at this point subtlety is lost on my players. So I have to make it almost comical how evil the individual is to get them to not ignore them.

[@princesstinklepanties2720]

@@Ponera-Sama ye

[@deweydugger8201]

@@Ponera-Sama "whats the difference!" jk im conservative

[@Cy_was_here]

"Unspeakable Coconut" Always Got Me 💀

[@hafnidaharon2476]

*"Holly crap this goes on forever"* - Bostonian guy

[@Bostonterrierslol]

Wielding a foolish Coconut who’s evil is EXTRA THICK

[@MrAwesomedude808]

That’s what she said

[@djk1288]

"...only to immediately break both ankles due to the weight of his weapon."

[@buttadick]

When you have a stroke while trying to narrate Samurai Jack’s intro:

[@ichiro2589]

Teacher: The test isn’t that confusing The test:

[@jtsmith1817]

School Math-Tests in a nutshell

[@hobomike6935]

the geometry section: Q1. what shape is a shapeshifter? Q2. is the shapeshifter a 2d or 3d object? both? why? explain your answer in at least 4 sentences. Q3. what is the total length, width, area, and if applicable, height of the shapeshifter? show your work below.

[@chunta957]

Just imagine all destruction this could cause with ONE SWING

[@diegorodriguezstudios2416]

This is the ultimate weapon of mass laughter.

[@acronym.4328]

Even Aku would surrender towards something this ridiculously insane.

[@ThunderJimmy]

That's not just any sword, that's the sword to break all known realities.

[@christophermerritte3176]

So in summation.....its a graystillplays sword.

[@data4385]

...the sword to break all the known realities, wielding a fOOlish samurai warrior...

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

@@data4385 weilding a foolish shapeshifting COCONUT

[@christophermerritte3176]

@Esteban Herrera Jr. ROOKIE NUMBERS DAMMIT 🤣🤣🤣

[@christophermerritte3176]

I can already hear gray now.....today i took the time to make something special for you all....🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Shay_Mendez]

Oh man, if only Mako could have seen this. I imagine he would be laughing his ass off

[@nou5360]

yknow a samurai Jack AU where Aku IS bound to his sword would be fucking amazing.

[@nfistfu]

You have no idea how glad I am that you included the "Stepped forth to oppose me" part at the end

[@that1pieperson80]

Bro I don't even watch this show but I'm dying

[@zorithezoroark9455]

I just started watching it because of this.

[@mitchellhancock7920]

It's a great show.

[@zaishijunior9455]

*YOU SHOULD*

[@jackour8167]

*Y O U M U S T*

[@ajigotto_amygdala]

YOU C o C o N u T

[@RemyWillard]

"Wielding a foolish samurai warrior" was my favorite part. Still don't understand how coconuts are relevant.

[@lorekeeper685]

its a question about weight ratio

[@glassofwater281]

An unspeakable coconut

[@generaljim3283]

C O C O N U T

[@severyansilver8207]

I think that's the gist of it - they aren't.

[@TheLostArchangel666]

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

[@r30413]

now if u think about it Dark Lord Jack, wielding his evil sword Aku that makes for some epic plot...

[@beatlemaniac]

"Wielding a magic sword, wielding a *s h a p e s h i f t i n g* sword, wielding *AN EVIL* sword, wielding a sword."

[@TypetwoAbsolute]

*Aku procedes to pull out the same sword, the foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword on each sword start to sword fight against each other*