Football & Old Man Pubs | Joe Lycett

[@gregbeyer9507]

That broken Twix was put back on the shelf. It is still there today.

[@xHaniffax]

True story. I was the Twix.

[@angemaidment5640]

First thing I do with a Twix is break it!

[@ShortMan_123]

@@xHaniffax I was rthe fire extinguisher and saw the whole thing

[@marciomonteiro9251]

True story I was the prawn and mayonnaise

[@chetmanley1885]

I was the petrol pump, to this day I'm still switched off.

[@lilme7052]

The cornetto joke made me laugh way harder than needed.

[@aloisplease]

I always have a great night when I come on the lads.

[@KyleRayner12]

"Oh, so sorry, mate." There's someone whose anger is clearly very narrowly directed.

[@jonnawyatt]

Prawn sandwich from a servo?😬 Now that's gutsy.

[@johngilmore697]

You want me to grow a pair of testicles so I'd have four testicles, and somehow that'll help make me braver and better to deal with stress?

[@kyleanuar9090]

My thoughts as well

[@dulcepicante]

I absolutely love your sense of humor! I can’t wait to hear more!! 😂😂

[@jofi4580]

Always a good story teller

[@bk1147]

The thought of you cheering on the Baggies is hilarious

[@annabelleridler2585]

come on the lads!

[@jimbo9580]

I love "The tap and spile" proper pub.

[@naturalnaiad]

You're a legend Joe.

[@vickigarner7331]

I've watched this before ..had a rerun and laughed so Lound I chocked...Joe ( Hugo boss) is just amazing xx

[@AverageRecords]

Love the new outro 😂

[@DDWES]

Love the tap and spine!

[@NB-rx9vd]

I'm here for normalizing the nervous fart! Out with the nervous chuckle!

[@BionicDance]

I have to keep asking my British friends what some of your words mean; mostly brand names, but very often it's just something with two names, and I'll be all, _"That's_ what you guys call a rutabaga? Really?" For example, until this part of this routine, I'd never in my life heard of 'Tesco'. And because of Texaco, I was picturing a gas station at first. How different our cultures are. ;)

[@patheticmortal373]

Now I'm wondering what a rutabaga is

[@BionicDance]

@@patheticmortal373 It's a vegetable. I think it's called a "Swedish" in the UK. Swedish Butter Squash? Something like that? I don't know; I'm doing this from memory. ;)

[@patheticmortal373]

@@BionicDance oh! A swede! I had no idea other English speaking countries called them something else.

[@BionicDance]

@@patheticmortal373 Guess what an 'eggplant' is. I dare you. ;)

[@patheticmortal373]

@@BionicDance I already know that's an aubergine lol. I think it's because swedes aren't an especially common vegetable here that I've never heard of an alternative before. I know that you guys call squirty cream some variation of whipped or spray cream. Also we don't have Walmart, but we have a branch of it called Asda. Similar to any other supermarket.

[@naughtyleopard21]

I love Joe! 💗 He's just so hilarious. 😄 The best troll ever. 🥳

[@Brown87]

1:13 "F*ck's that?!" 🤣

[@c_mendes]

It reminded me of smth Polly Gray would say 😂

[@Brown87]

@@c_mendes Polly Gray? 🙄

[@c_mendes]

@@Brown87 google it bright spark

[@helenbryant6540]

Class!

[@angemaidment5640]

Tap & Spile would fit someone I know - he’s got no neck 🤣🤣🤣

[@dogfoodlady173]

Skill! ❤❤❤

[@Orion3101]

love how everyone is literally coping and seething cause joe lycett made a choice seven years ago from which he has now grown and said was a bad choice

[@CatsForTheCatGod]

Oh what happened?

[@Orion3101]

@CatsForTheCatGod after lycett's recent condemnation of david beckham sponsoring the world cup in qatar because of qatar's anti-lgbt laws, everyone has been losing their minds because seven years ago in 2015 joe lycett did some (paid) gigs in the middle east including in qatar. he has never kept this secret, talking about it in his biography and several interviews, and has obviously since grown from that decision. doesn't stop angry little boys and girls screaming about it at every opportunity

[@markotoole323]

Well...his choice was to criticise someone for doing the same thing he did, and he made that choice very recently.

[@MyFirey1]

@@markotoole323 He was paid by a British comedy promoter, not the Qatari Govt.

[@tobos8909]

​@@CatsForTheCatGod Right wing snowflakes tried to cancel him for something he said which he later denounced

[@qxeenaquila]

Is withered down below a double entendre Joe?

[@claire-christmas-august73]

just love…. this.! 😆 ✌🏻🇦🇺🌏✌🏻

[@MariaLeFay]

IS EVERYTHING OKAY

[@axelcox48]

Great new outro, but I still prefer the old vibrating face.

[@danhewett6086]

Up the Baggies!

[@marknewbold2583]

Up their what?

[@joejs4613]

UP THE BAGGIESSSSSS

[@JakeWilliams283]

Joe is great but as a wolves fan I can't condone his support for West brom

[@bk1147]

Which old man pub was it?

[@New17307]

😂

[@HappyGnoux]

Hahaha😂😂😂😂

[@rachell4417]

Prawn mayonnaise?

[@TheOnlyCathyCat]

Tbf, I think I would like watchuing football being played in a velodrome....

[@hopebgood]

I feel sad for the wives of all those football pundits on the telly. They must have such a hard time. They have to listen to their husbands drone on endlessly day after day, night after night about effing football. "Oh for fuck's sake Gary, just shut up for one night... PLEASE!"

[@astrozombie548]

Even Joe thinks it's "sex in the city " not "sex and the city" as it's said to be now!. Who else remembers it as Sex IN the city?!?..

[@DeanMoxley87]

Andrew Lawrence has video about you Joe. You watched it ? I can provide the link

[@grabannon]

and reverend simon sideways too

[@musicisagoodvibe]

😁😁😁😁

[@paulfrels3590]

Windscreen??? What is this, Downton Abbey 1923? 😂

[@mariakhan7986]

Eh, what do you call it then?

[@dielaughing73]

No mate, it's the English-speaking world, circa Current Year

[@rorysmith2415]

I support Aberdeen FC.

[@paulfrels3590]

What does the come on the lads, Mean?

[@thebolas000]

"Come on the lads." Doesn't really mean anything. "Cum on the lads." Is a bit different however.

[@TacticusPrime]

Like in gay porn, "cum on them".

[@loading9110]

Ask your mum....Or dad. Say "What do you two think of me going out to park with a ball and coming on the lads".

[@Anu_Sol]

From what I understand it's an informal gathering of 7 or more gentleman. Several of the gentlemen form a circle around some of the other gentlemen - the 'lads' if you will. The gentlemen on the outside of the circle then proceed to partake in the act of 'self-stimulation'. Upon the climax of said act the gentlemen ejaculate onto the persons of the 'lads' on the inside of the circle.

[@paulfrels3590]

Yikes!!!!

[@DigitalDaffodil]

How is football manly?

[@dr.biscuits]

I'm getting the word........

[@dr.biscuits]

@@terencedenman702 Lycett and Gary Neville should form a double act....

[@youngjock1985]

Looking forward to his next comedy tour in Qatar.

[@youngjock1985]

@@terencedenman702 Cheers fella. Imagine he will do a tour of the Middle East in 2023.

[@johnmartinez7440]

@@terencedenman702 I love how triggered he makes middle-aged white men.

[@nathandurant2825]

Would never have happened in Dubai

[@stephen3654]

He comes across quite camp

[@AverageRecords]

you think, hon? 😆

[@stephen3654]

@@AverageRecords yes, I don't mind though, because I once new someone that was homosexuals

[@thebolas000]

@@stephen3654 They were gay AND plural?!

[@felixc3719]

@@stephen3654 You don't say?!

[@aliced.1973]

@@thebolas000 That's just the way queer folks are. We are bisexual for example and we think the plural gives us quite an aristocratic facade as long as we are in a more vertical position.

[@ghomerhust]

in the US, nearly all pumps are pay first because so many people will pump and leave. it's a theft thing.

[@CMOT101]

Nobody asked. Or cares.

[@johngilmore697]

@@CMOT101 You want me to grow a pair of testicles so I'd have four testicles, and somehow that'll help make me braver and better to deal with stress?

[@PjD-pk1fg]

Is this from the Qatar gig?

[@happyguilmore4253]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonyansell1430]

Hey look it’s the guy who did paid comedy in Qatar then got upset footballers went to play there 😠

[@johnmartinez7440]

Wasn't that like 7 years ago, paid for by a UK comedy promoter? I suspect his opinions have changed since then. Not sure what the issue is?

[@happyguilmore4253]

@@johnmartinez7440 🤣🤣🤣🤣wasn’t like that 7 years ago. Are you mad,they have never like gays🙄. And now you give him a pass because it was a few years ago. That means you can forgive famous people that are racist years ago and everyone else that have done things in their past 🤨🤨🤨

[@gregmurray1255]

He is a hypocrite..

[@happyguilmore4253]

The hypocrite that is joe🙄🙄 “David don’t go to an Arab country and take money from gay haters”. ME “I love taking money off Arabs when I go to their country and do gigs.” 🙄🙄

[@MyFirey1]

Except he wasn't paid by the Arabs, he was paid by a UK comedy promoter, as explained by the man himself!

[@happyguilmore4253]

@@MyFirey1 🙄🙄🙄 he still went to a country that stones and imprisons gays. And the money was made in Saudi Arabia. By people who make money from the same people that imprison gays🤔🤔

[@MyFirey1]

@@happyguilmore4253 So you are now changing your argument? Your quote, "David don't go to an Arab country and take money from gay haters". Joe's issue was that David Beckham was making money from the Qatari Govt. Joe Lycett didn't.

[@happyguilmore4253]

@@MyFirey1 but he still went to Saudi Arabia 🤔. A country that hates his kind 🤔. He took money off a company that’s makes its money from Saudi Arabia 🤔. While there he probably used his money to buy something(putting money into a country that hates gays). So why is he any different 🤨 don’t try and sugar coat it or down play it 🙄

[@MyFirey1]

@@happyguilmore4253 Ok, he didn't go to Saudi Arabia, it was Dubai and Qatar! But I take your point. We'll agree to disagree or this could get a bit boring.

[@Focusonbehind]

You become chubby, Joe! Does not matter, I become too at the age of 32. Dont give a F lol

[@ellisgribble5729]

Wow this is the perfect example of how years of big brother, X factor and I’m a celebrity has led to mediocrity being celebrated as talent…we truly live in age where culture is in decline!

[@johnmartinez7440]

How is this a perfect example of anything? You seem quite upset.

[@kevied88]

AT WHAT POINT WAS ANY OF THIS MEANT TO BE ANYTHING CLOSE TO FUNNY.

[@robertstraw9881]

Come on the lads is even more frowned upon at youth team games.

[@sinbin001]

Ha ha how the self-righteous have fallen 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulharrison7450]

This guy couldn't be even remotely funny if his life depended on it.

[@InservioLetum]

Wish I could still fart out of nervousness. Farting is the primary reason FOR nervousness now.