My Naughty Side, Walrus | Joe Lycett

Me, The Walrus, and the perfect alibi.
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[@oricalu448]

For those who are curious, you would have to go 900mph to get from Birmingham to Leeds in 8 minutes, which is nearly 1.2x the speed of sound.

[@franzfanz]

Thank you for doing the maths so I don't have to.

[@chickentakeover2076]

Sounds easy enough

[@oppionatedindividual8256]

@@chickentakeover2076 in a jet fighter maybe, or the Rolls Royce Deathhound ( not the car company , the aerospace engineers )

[@jamiemiller7316]

"She had a face like she was constantly pissing in to a hot tub and getting away with it." Joe has such a way with words.

[@ItsMeSami]

“Walrus says you can piss off!” 😹

[@Rose-ry6gm]

Mood

[@VeraBean]

To be fair a walrus would kick a toddler if given a chance.

[@goosemchonkington2305]

Most people would

[@Janislikeinmeangirls]

@@goosemchonkington2305 yep. I know i would.

[@davefrancisjarrett3563]

& if given a pair? of legs.

[@VeraBean]

@@davefrancisjarrett3563 Shit... Yeah. And that.

[@ShortMan_123]

They don't even have any legs

[@claredodd1258]

"Kick that toddler!" 👍😅😅😅 love Joe

[@usmaanali7]

When your sad just binge joe

[@caroled3943]

How did you know?

[@ItsMeSami]

I CONCUR!

[@James-semaJ]

I've done this so many times. I hope you're okay.

[@Cj-ej2yx]

its currently 5:55am for me and im tryna lift my soul thank you from NZ Joe ❤❤

[@bartvermeer5104]

I've seen this a million times

[@watermelonsandal4206]

I hate to say it Joe but I think the Subway girl got one over on you. As someone who worked there she must've known that the M&M cookie wasn't part of the deal, hence why she chose that one, even calling it a "good choice." She knew exactly what she was doing.

[@lizanna6390]

I think she was listening to her own inner walrus

[@fennecf4431]

Wet scrambled eggs in a chair is a whole mood

[@morganbrownie42]

Hugo boss is my favorite comedian. not sure who this Joe Lycett guy is

[@Rose-ry6gm]

Jshdjdjdjf

[@Saraseeksthompson0211]

Yesss hahaha

[@glitterbitesback]

And why do the ghosts always speak English? I actually remember a ghost hunter tv show explaining that the ghosts have translators…nah nah nah…

[@cameroncooksey6718]

Yea every ghost just so happen to speak whatever language you do hmm?

[@dlawn1030]

@@cameroncooksey6718 They've had eternity to learn every language so that they know how to spell on whatever dialect of ouija board you've purchased.

[@easyybreezeyy]

„I saw a ghost in Morrisons“ 😂

[@angelogolde4035]

“I would have to break the speed of sound Sharon” 😂 🤣

[@DoodleThis]

I swear, Joe Lycett and his parking tickets 😂

[@NoJusticeNoPeace]

Subway did the same thing to me. They had a sale on turkey subs, and I'm a vegetarian. I asked for a turkey sub, hold the turkey. They told me I couldn't do that, because then it would be a vegetarian sub and they'd have to charge me more. I argued with them until they got the manager. I asked the manager if I could get the turkey on the side. He thought about it and agreed that would be okay. So I got my turkey-sub-hold-the-turkey, then hucked the turkey in the garbage right in front of them, and they were totally okay with that. I got a cheaper sub for throwing away their meat.

[@Widdekuu91]

I once asked for a few extra olives, but the manager (at that point) was a cheap piece of sheet. So he said no. My ex, being galantly for a change, offered to give me "his" olives. The manager got upset. We returned again, two days later and he recognised us. Immediately he whispered (loudly!) to a new worker; Dont give that woman more olives, she'll try to get more olives!" After filing a complaint online, we got a free sub, veggie delight, with extra olives.

[@14rnr]

Thanks for the laughs Joe, you've made my day better.

[@chilam1]

More content Joe! I love it

[@stevewilcox6375]

Thanks for uploading these Joe, I really look forward to these vids!

[@ThePeekaboo777]

Wish there were more longer specials or clips :/

[@Rose-ry6gm]

There’s a channel called Rissa that has a lot of Joe Lycett stuff

[@harelquinfox8375]

Omg!!!😆I can’t!! 🙌🏼

[@gdiluvthesepeaches3911]

My spirit animal...🤣

[@lunalovegood5598]

Lol my friend was convinced a ghost threw his toy dragon at him

[@wisteela]

Classic stuff

[@markjones336]

Brilliant!😂👍

[@LadyMelmo.]

"Kick that toddler!" will never not be funny...I wonder if I can use that when the police are questioning me about any potential toddler kicks.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Subway sandwiches are magical. No matter what bread you pick, no matter the filling, they all taste exactly the same.

[@TallSilentGuy]

That's funny because I don't recall the tuna sub tasting anything like the meatball sub.

[@politemenace5781]

How do they do that? There's something like an intense flavour of oregano every time.

[@rachell4417]

Hearing voices? Walrus

[@pltopper771]

you put water in the oil barrel and freeze the dent then comes out

[@coolwahl]

Oh my fucking god this guy 😭😭😭

[@DrBagPhD]

An ex and I did almost exactly this in Edinburgh except it was her reg that we put in wrong. Got a fine in an adorable little packet with a tartan-border and had to email them to get it sorted xD

[@ashb8036]

So Joe darling, it’s 2021 now…

[@paulfrels3590]

The Cookie Law!

[@marcy3127]

I threw McDonalds into a panic by asking for burgers with no pickles!!

[@lizanna6390]

I worked in a city center McDonald's that had two ghosts. Only one that anyone has seen. But new starter felt the nasty aura in the toilets before anyone warned her.

[@dlawn1030]

Ok Morrisons staff, you know what to do... after hours ouija board session.

[@isabellaangeline2175]

I thought this was already uploaded?

[@221b-Maker-Street]

You’re right, it was. Ages ago. Re-uploaded by his SM team in advance of his new tour, I imagine...

[@nathanm1748]

Another re upload?

[@Marielledavies]

To make the world perfect, I think you standing up to the Vegan Teacher would be hilarious 😂

[@angeldollface666]

3240 km/h or 2.6 Mach? What car is Joe driving?😂😂

[@TheStrategyGamerPro]

Why do you you keep reuploading the same clips? Like I love them but after watching the same clip in 2 different videos it's a bit much

[@TallSilentGuy]

28 people were told to Dislike this by the walrus.

[@Bhalforii]

Stop uploading the same clip over and over. This channel is turning into Mr Bean

[@DrBagPhD]

To be fair to the ghosts, would you notice if you saw one in Morrisons?

[@dawnjohnson8739]

I saw a ghost at the foot of my bed, for real. My dad had died recently and he had come to visit. Woke me up from sleep and scared the heck out of me. That was when I knew nothing of these matters. Now, I know a whole lot more.

[@shwajo]

Jeez, someone gets caught watching someone else sleeping for a few minutes and suddenly it's all ghosts this, ghosts that.

[@jonsmith5058]

What a creepy way for the Dad to visit.

[@ytiralc]

Walruss is just a jumbled version of Lycett with letters from the other end of the alphabet?

[@Madamoizillion]

Comforting to know parking attendants are the same everywhere in the world. Also I'm appalled that the Subway person didn't like the white chocolate cookies; everything in Subway is shit except for the white chocolate cookies and those are so good they're unholy.

[@alexkrok2511]

You know, silly things...

[@prvf7645]

There is no r in " I saw " ( uk thing , they out an r in in words like sawing sowing so it becomes sawring sowring when they speak I I wonder why ?

[@1212341234alan]

Jokes not part of the deal Ahha good deed done then

[@darkangelholz]

First

[@seanjosephhayes]

Well done you. 😊👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@street2party]

Why do you drip feed old content that has been seen over and over again? I like Joe Lycett but he has a serious lack of good content.

[@tedsmith2478]

Another supposed comedian foisted on us

[@hritikadhavde2729]

First