Footlong Cookies, Churros and Pretzels form Subway (Sidekicks).

[@makhebkhan1069]

"Its like biting into an ankle" 😂

[@prince42100]

Now I'm wondering how biting into a ankle is like 😂😂

[@jamesniagu274]

😂

[@thesterlingstudies]

​@@prince42100 I mean...want to find out? 🤣

[@Earlierfour]

Is this the ray William Johnson guy?

[@zythe9876]

@@prince42100 it's like biting into a subway foot-long pretzel

[@Lena_thelight]

"eh. It's okay. Get it if you want to.." 😂😂

[@Jay-4PF]

1,000th like 👍

[@TheTonyTitan]

😂

[@FKEWfred]

Has to be the best way to say some food is trash lol

[@arfriedman4577]

A few others said the pretzel and churro was meh.

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@wanagi1056]

"foot long f#¢$"😂😂

[@MayDay14000]

I was an hour ahead of you on quoting Stefan and you get the likes. So unfair.😑

[@wanagi1056]

@@MayDay14000 k

[@dontmashthepotatoes]

Put it on a shirt!

[@Future.Edits.]

@@MayDay14000 Womp womp

[@jackkeithley4934]

foot luck fucks you mean? don't be a coward and just say what he says if you are gonna quote it lol

[@Masked_SVincent]

“What the fuck is up with that 🥴” got me weak ash

[@JacobDTV128]

remember when subways whole thing was eat fresh and healthy and now they sell footlong cookies and churros

[@monkyb0i908]

the footlong cookie is 1,440 calories 💀

[@user-zq3gf4pf8l]

Remember when Subway let a weirdo convince them that eating a whole loaf of bread daily is healthy! 😂😂 Aaaand paid him millions to promote that trash diet to others!

[@brziperiod]

​@@user-zq3gf4pf8land turned out he was a diddler

[@Yoho96]

That must of been eons ago Subway had cookies all my life and I'm 27

[@Babygirl-vt2gl]

​@@brziperiod Diddler? ... u mean pedo?

[@pianoninja5276]

The immediate “Garbage” after biting the pretzel 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@francescabirt8146]

He's right. I tried the pretzel not too long ago and it's tough and lacks flavor. The pretzels at the mall I go to are so much better. At this point, I'm not going to try the churro or the cookie.

[@dekusprout4136]

Had one a few weeks ago, it is garbage.

[@teslagasoline5629]

It's garbage but it's the only damn pretzel in my whole town and I don't feel like learning how to make my own 😅

[@PeruvianProteinPowder]

@@francescabirt8146the churro is the only one everyone agrees is actually good af. the cookie is just way too much unless your with like 2-4 friends but at that point just get a 8 count of cookies. Idk wtf they were thinking with the pretzels though.😂

[@dilloncodianne6732]

The Pretzel is riding Auntie Annes name alone. Its fucking awful. Real Auntie Annes is BOMB

[@juicethelegend995]

"foot long accordion ass pretzel" had me dying 💀

[@ItsLorenzo86]

Al Yankovic Would Approve

[@tamjohnson9904]

“Just drink da honey mustard “😂😂😂😂😂

[@TomMarvoloRiddle-k6c]

Your pretzel's trash!

[@coomcharger6105]

I'd just go buy a soft pretzel somewhere else at that point

[@TheOrderofDylan]

I give these a few weeks before they're discontinued and become one of those "remember when subway had these" moments

[@captaincharismachristian]

they can’t be lolz subway merger will 99% disallow that to happen, i think these new friends are here to stay on the menu.

[@theboldone1961]

It's made out of sand ⌛ wdym

[@YhwachTheAlmighty.]

Trust me, companies always make sure to keep their worst products around because it’s cheap and make enough money to keep them around.

[@Slayer1x]

As somone who works at subway that wont happen till a year from now especially since we are owned by a different company now that owns cinnabon and auntie annes

[@mainhalo117]

Yeah no, I work at a subway and these things sell like crazy. This guy probably let it sit in the bag for 30 minutes. They’re only good fresh. The only bad one out of the three in my opinion is the cookie due to the copious amounts of chocolate and calories that it has.

[@BitcoinJunkie]

I just know your wife be dying laughing all damn day😩😂😂😂

[@ronniephilpot1682]

The way he said, get it if you want to😂🔥👏🏿🤣

[@Bigedub101]

Had no conviction n that recommendation

[@Emexperiencinglife-]

I have decided that is going to be my entire mood for 2024. Like it's good, but it ain't that serious.

[@_Remiix]

“Just enough cinnamon to just wake yo ass up”😂😂

[@gamingmom6164]

Man I got excited when my son told me Subway had $5 footlongs, only to find out it wasn't the damn sandwiches 😡😡😡😡😡

[@CantThinkOfAGoodUsername_]

Jared has the 5 dollar footlongs

[@StoneyBaloney69]

​@@CantThinkOfAGoodUsername_pretty sure the footlongs from jarred costed a lifetime of trauma and not 5$ 😂😂

[@jgstrider]

Never again will we have the glory that was $5 footlongs. Keep it as a precious memory my friend, for when you want to remember when Subway stood for something greater.

[@tishawnmitchell8098]

Haha you’d have to travel back to the late 1900s for a $5 foot long sandwich from Subway

[@angeljones5700]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Matpit18]

This might be the only Subway cookie I think I’ll ever be passing on

[@mp4455]

Agreed bring back s’mores cookies

[@BonsaiBuckeye]

Subway cookies have that freshly processed taste...

[@christianbrown1816]

I was the 100th like. You're welcome.

[@BonsaiBuckeye]

​@@christianbrown1816You think he gives a fuck..has like 30k likes...Are you 12years old?

[@johnathanlinville8899]

@@BonsaiBuckeyeSubway cookies are immaculate

[@Commander_Shepard2000]

“What the fuck is up with that” That got me 🤣

[@-_-Potato_Wedge-_-]

WHY IS YOUR VOICE SO GOT-DAMN MAJESTIC

[@kyrabestories]

I need my Subways to bring back their peanut butter cookies! 😭

[@reneejohnson9256]

Yep! I wished McDonald's would bring back those oatmeal raisin cookies😊

[@DonutTPOTer]

​@@reneejohnson9256Of all cookies mcd's discontinued, you want the red herring?

[@Babygirl-vt2gl]

​@@DonutTPOTer What other cookies did they make? Like what???

[@DonutTPOTer]

@@Babygirl-vt2gl sugar cookies are RIGHT THERE lmao

[@drekafine8831]

I like all of the Subway cookies. Especially the raspberry-cheesecake one cause it reminds me of eating Trix cereal 🤔🤣🤣🤣

[@mermaidtingzzz]

“Just drink the honey mustard”-that really tells you everything you need to know 😂

[@chocolatenbeautiful]

I would like a sauce for the churro like caramel or chocolate.

[@abdal-haqq1688]

Yes you are...

[@Orange_Swirl]

"Or"? Why not both?

[@Itzi_Is]

“yk because peer pressures a mf.” real.

[@margaretmcnair1242]

I Was JUST WAITING FOR THE ANKLE PART...🤭

[@nando4044]

Subway should just become a bakery at this point

[@Mobcityrecords100]

This man said it’s sand in the cookie lol 😂

[@rochelle266]

You are funny as hell the way you talk about food 😂😂

[@user-lg7vo3mn3g]

Your vids are so funny and actually make me so hungry even if I just eat❤(just like I ate uo this vid)

[@Czarro672]

Who the fuck thought that a footlong cookie would be a good idea?

[@laderius.]

🗣

[@mytromic]

it’s literally 1.3k calories. i need to know who thought this idea is good

[@DrunKao]

​@@mytromicyou don't have to eat it all at once and you can share it if you want. What's the problem?

[@Yeo-]

Completely random, but I would kill to hear you dub a satirical nature documentary.

[@VEESandGACHA]

His honesty is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day😂

[@Flash_1689]

Bro having a subway "snack glizzy off" 😂😂😂

[@TheUnfilteredOpinion]

Underrated comment

[@jgstarks9436]

This comment has me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lakeishaknight1740]

What grade did he give the cookie someone let me know please and thank you

[@JavierGarcia-bd6kw]

Broooo nobody's gonna give you props for peer pressures a Mfer?!? that was sooo funny face and all

[@jasminegelsominajazminjazm11]

When I say, I always laugh so hard watching you. Thank you for being naturally funny 🤣 I also live in Cleveland. Born and raised.. ❤️

[@fortnitebattlepass420]

“Just drink the honey mustard, it’s trash” instant sub

[@shyrehfeldt7758]

I work at Subway so it was kinda funny to me to see this right after I got off my shift.🤣🤣

[@therealsav5957]

Same 😂

[@EGMonstasViewing]

saame

[@phe5760]

😂😂😂 can you please review the Gordon Ramsey frozen meals? I refuse to believe they taste as good as these people saying.

[@TheWhateverTarian]

Ramsey and frozen food doesn’t even sound right😂😂

[@phe5760]

@@TheWhateverTarian exactly 😂

[@salinasmith4055]

I think he did already. It should be in his past videos.

[@Kidwhofailsmost]

Already did it

[@every1needstacos801]

They are trash. I’ve tried two of them. Especially that grits one. 🤢

[@damiendennis4853]

As a subway worker, we generally tell you that it gets hard or unpleasant to eat if you let it cool down. You need to eat it while it's hot. The pretzels are soft warm and the cookies texture is like a brownie when warm.

[@AychSkwaird]

Subscribing because this commentary is incredible

[@ULTRAMANJACKII]

It’s good to see your recovering from that biscoff ice cream treat the last time 😂😂

[@biggmixxo]

The rating of Get it if u want to!😂😂😂😂

[@PattiFinn]

“Like biting into an ankle.” Man, you’re a legend.

[@sammybang]

This was the energy I needed. Thank you. And btw that ankle comment was soooo out of pocket 😂😂😂

[@TrenchBaby13]

😭😭😭😭😭 yooo I’m crying tb biting into a ankle 💀💀😭😭😭

[@MsBobcat87]

Appreciate the review - would’ve tried that dry pretzel and been pissed lol

[@Slayer1x]

They arent all like that it deppeneds on the toaster oven they are cooked in at the subway i work at they are actually soft

[@flytjsosweet]

I was literally telling people about this and knew without trying it that them foot long sides were gonna be a** subway being at the bottom as usual.

[@theonionqueen3519]

I could watch this man review food all day

[@12lfme12]

Had high hopes for the foot long pretzel but I'm not biting into an ankle.

[@mainhalo117]

They’re good fresh

[@logan62097]

They’re good, tbh this guy didn’t eat it fresh and it got tougher because of it. It’s an Auntie Anne’s pretzel, that’s just how they are, you need to eat them fresh.

[@BZizzle]

Those foot long pretzels are probably like the raw, doughy, dense shitty buffalo knuckle pretzels they have at Wawa. I keep one in the back of the Jeep to chock a wheel when I work on it.

[@artistproduceralbum]

How he said "Ya Know..Peer Pressure Is a MF" 😂😂😂😂

[@EastTX713]

Made my night for sure and now I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thefashionextraordinaire]

We loved the alliteration here 😂😂😂😂

[@user-on3qb5ud7p]

Love how you swear it's so funny sometimes

[@blubutterfly4072]

He is absolutely hilarious 😂 plus, his voice is amazing. I want you to narrate everything, Stefan!!!

[@kimberlyknows]

Peer pressure hahahahaha. I can’t….I need to go to bed. Up binge watching these darn videos!

[@Emexperiencinglife-]

"Get it if you want to" is my whole mood for 2024. 😂

[@nickytikkitavi5678]

This needs to spread across every platform. You’re doing amazing work

[@timmythestingray1937]

Since I was a kid I loved the texture and flavor of sand so I'm definitely getting that big ass cookie

[@eistei]

That pretzel actually looks like it would be fire if it was soft.

[@mainhalo117]

They are soft but you have to eat it as soon as you buy it, you can’t wait until you get home.

[@Wovision.]

I saw an ad on KZbin for these and these honestly make me want to eat like 20 of those pretzel sticks

[@user-vk2xs6ki9q]

My son works at subway and said the same thing about the cookie, that it’s gritty so apparently they’re all like that but the churro was awesome!

[@Trickshotter]

I love the incredibly blunt reactions😂

[@francisalbert1799]

I like the grades at the end

[@abbysworld05]

I already tried the churro,it’s good

[@aujenecofield1097]

Wait did you say ankle omg 😂😂😂 I thought you were gonna say cardboard box, but ankle took me out ❤❤

[@KyeetWank]

your voice is on the same level of satisfying as slicing a pound of butter with a heated up greatswoard

[@wildmoose3979]

I tear the pretzel segments apart one by one like nuggets, makes it way more enjoyable

[@LiveLoveLife678]

I love ur channel Godbless 🙏💗

[@nickorr5466]

I just had serious back surgery , please stop making me laugh, that shit hurt like hell..😂

[@sj4611]

😂

[@MicrosoftWindowsVista.]

I love when this man says “what the fuck” with so much question. It’s literally speaking in italics and I love it.

[@ArcherSimpson-lb6zm]

You have the best dnd dungeon master voice intro I have ever heard

[@ruinz4733]

Bro I wanna hear this dudes voice before I go to sleep

[@QBSJourney1]

I want to try

[@majdibiase1299]

You're one my favorite food reviewers and you funny too 😂😂 the ankle part is crazy

[@snakethegemini]

1 man vs 3 footlongs is crazy work

[@left-leggedsquirrel1939]

more food reviews plz this was funny asf

[@captaingramcrackergrams5990]

I love how the exact previous review from another random food reviewer on KZbin shorts liked the pretzel but hated the churro 😂

[@vinny0906]

He's right about the cookie. Guy at the subway near my place said that the way they're supposed to cook it, doesn't cook it all the way thru. He uses a different setting. That being said, you might want to throw the cookie in your oven for a few minutes just to make sure

[@chattycat0052]

You give really good reviews, I love it

[@2ackchach563]

Subbed so fast after this 😂

[@Smaugette]

Love the honesty!

[@Heatherlylife76]

I can't! 😅😂 biting into an ankle😂

[@Putyourdripawaywatuh]

On shift right now at subway, can confirm everything

[@OfficialDAYLO]

“ get it if you want too”😂

[@annrodriguez4344]

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR VIDEOS I MISSED THEE OG GOAT SNAKE DADDY

[@kenonewarfield6949]

😆😆😆 appreciate that. I was gonna try all 3. I trust ur opinion 💯

[@hornpilepheonix6254]

Get it if you want to Is the best review for anything ever lmao

[@wolfdayday]

Had me that footlong cookie, took me like half a day to finish it. I know the ladies that work the subway next to my house and they hooked it up.

[@MojoTooJojo]

Footling F@€%$ Took me outttt almost woke my roommates’ up at 2:49 am 😂😂

[@jordannnnn17]

The fact is he's talking normally but it sounds like he's narrating 😭😭

[@TheRubberDuckCollector]

Ever since you joined Your Favorite Martian, all I hear is DeeJay’s voice LMAO you’re awesome man

[@gabrielpineiro894]

This vid made my day

[@coolmom2349]

You’re hilarious 😂

[@Mr.randomedits]

Why is this guy so funny 🤣

[@aqilakiah-el165]

He sounds delectable 😊I had the cookie, I know what he's talking about 😂😂😂

[@YungJavoCoopmusic]

So subway through the health angle Right out the window

[@dyliera.velazqueznidoknigh6089]

Lmaooo bitting into an ankle! I’m fucking wheezing 😂

[@WEEWEEMANSOLANA]

They need to do all the cookies like that 😩

[@travisnguyen8194]

The fookie is amazing

[@beddbugg]

I like he describes things as pleasant

[@cheftabthecook]

Brutal 🤣 I’m still gonna try it tho

[@tiffanyallen6133]

Thanks for this one

[@dreamsquad0735]

Just drink the Honey Mustard is crazy 😂😂