For Sale: Dallas Mansion With No Bedrooms For Nearly $1 Million

Everything inside, from the reception area to the stark design and features looks like something you would find in an office park rather than a residential neighborhood.

[@octowuss1118]

$1M for wine storage?! This realtor is insane; that’s a future Airbnb party house.

[@sonshinethomas7986]

Not enough bathrooms.

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@salvyballacc]

Zombie apocalypse? He really reaching on that one 🤣

[@DawnKellyMedia]

Ooooooo brilliant.

[@DawnKellyMedia]

@@sonshinethomas7986 they can add more!

[@sainjawoof3506]

Try the cartels, looks like a perfect GROW 🏠 HOUSE!!

[@jonathandow684]

Don’t be giving them ideas! I’m surprised that someone hasn’t turned this into some kind of treatment center 🤞🏽🥸

[@utahboxergirl11]

That's what I thought!!!

[@roseymarcial265]

😂

[@veritorossi]

Cartels don't sell marijuana, they sell heroin or cocaine. It's not a grow house because it's in Texas. If it were in California, maybe. IT could work as a STUDIO for some youtuber.

[@sainjawoof3506]

@@veritorossi 🙄 so you run one?

[@justme_1111]

It's the realtor for me. He's trying his best to make up some uses for this mess! He said 'oh Imma sell it". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BickyToya]

haha he wants the commission!

[@akaciimoore4650]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@erigarcia9434]

Lol he did his thing . Dude said fencing

[@audreygarcia8279]

He said zombie 🧟‍♂️ apocalypse 💀

[@ge373]

So true😂😂

[@Optiblue]

Actually, it wouldn't be too hard to make that into living space. A few interior designers could make it work. I love how fortified it is!

[@1stWorldProblemsSolved]

No such thing as fortified enough in the middle of Dallas....lol.

[@StephenBrewer89]

A house with no windows??? No thanks. Whoever buys this will probably have another business

[@johnassal5838]

I think they're more talking about how it's more of a warehouse than the "mansion" it looks like outside. Generally the appeal to living in a converted warehouse is price and flexibility. This has few if any external windows unlike virtually all warehouses. Nobody who likes the outside would care for the interior and nobody wanting warehouse wants it to look like a normal mansion unless it's a CIA or Blackwater black site. 🤷‍♂️

[@alexangels]

@@StephenBrewer89 I wouldn’t mind having no windows so I’m sure there are other who wouldn’t either

[@StephenBrewer89]

@@alexangels true everyone is different. I would hate it not being able to get natural light. I purposely added windows and modified my house plans cause there wasn’t enough for me lmao maybe I’m crazy!!! Still cool place nonetheless

[@miapdx503]

If "a house is not a home" was ever built, this is it.

[@m.g9282]

C'mon Luther!

[@chillywilliedfw9093]

😂😂😂

[@hoodhippychick]

😂😂😂

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@ChrisRoxDuhh]

This deserves more likes

[@Diabloweld666]

This has intelligence gathering facility written all over it.

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

For sure. This reeks of government.... something.

[@Texasbmw11]

@@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis Its standard Data Center.

[@budsnvines]

😂 was thinking the same thing

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

@@Texasbmw11 what is standard data center?

[@codeorbs]

@@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis a standard data center is a data center that is not nonstandard

[@lilyolive8584]

I know he didn’t just say “zombie apocalypse”. 😂He is the definition of “I can sell anything”.

[@californiadoll6273]

* tries

[@fhsjdjskkshi]

@@californiadoll6273 tries waht

[@bunny6remael]

The fact that he said zombie apocalypse is what kind of made me wish I could buy it

[@Prancer-jr6qr]

Lol right!

[@debesh055]

😂😂😂

[@mirandamason8009]

That real-estate agent is pretty smart, knowing there's a buyer somewhere that this is perfect for their weird business needs and getting on the news was super smart

[@LosantoBeats]

Hes really trying to get that percentage by selling to that weird creepy rich guy.

[@mindyours752]

Cops will be monitoring the hell out that house lol

[@Deeguapo1]

Looks like a high end Traphouse/Distribution center 👀. They got the rooms set up for it and everything !

[@ABCDE710]

They already said it was used as a medical clinic.

[@AriesKittyKat85]

@@ABCDE710 yeah, after they bought it from the high end Traphouse...psshhh

[@C.Jones84]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@vogelvogeltje]

Ho house with different rooms

[@SolesOvaHoes]

@@ABCDE710 yeah a medical marijuana clinic

[@dr1flush]

"Wherever your imagination takes you" This guy

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@wellthen4948]

If someone’s going to pay a million for basically one huge room, I’m sure they will pay more to make it a home.

[@rigotub]

Each generator cost at least $25,000 on the use market.

[@harrisonbrand8985]

here in the bay area you pay about the same for a tiny room!

[@Group_Anonymous]

No one wants a home next to a noisy busy thoroughfare

[@sickkris]

He’s trying so hard to sell it, he even threw in the Zombie apocalypse line lol

[@Prancer-jr6qr]

Okay!

[@GrantKot]

I’m pretty sure there are some antivaxxers that think the vaccine is going to create a zombie apocalypse

[@travisbromell3660]

Shidddd why not

[@awnzotheman]

Some people like the medieval castle theme, some like a rustic but modern feel, some like the Victorian feel. Maybe the guy who built this wanted a company feel.

[@pattycarol5191]

🤔😂

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@cierab8863]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sneedmando186]

*Post-Dilbert-Modern*

[@BrendanPJames]

Give me that corporate middle class depression aesthetic fam

[@tvloover80]

This isn't a home/house. It's a building that looks like a house. Calling it a home is very disingenuous. I have to re-watch, but it seems like the realtor was careful in not naming it a home, but news reporters certainly went there.

[@dcg590]

Typical media garbage.

[@AMPTechGrade]

It used to be an AT&T phone wiring center. I can’t believe they really had the crazy idea of listing this as a home.

[@Rizzo2185]

The realtor should really emphasize the cozy prison-like atmosphere of the place

[@user-zf3xb3qx8w]

an ex inmate with OCD and dreams of the old cell block, but hid his coin well, would love this place.

[@BillyAlabama]

How was this ever approved to be built in the first place. No zoning?

[@OhioPalmTrees]

lmao some places are like that, churches next to strip clubs hahaha

[@1bluensx]

Politicians, zoning officers and under the table money. That’s how. Money can buy you anything

[@MA-mh1vs]

As far as zoning is concerned it is a house with an exemption from having public utilities so it is a house powered by generators. I do not think most zoning covers the interior of the home beyond safety unless they have standard of living laws if that state. Code may require a toilet in the home but not a kitchen, if you want the interior of your home to look like an office or bunker that is ok. By the house appearing as a home from the outside I am sure that fell within zoning rules for a house. One can most certainly operate a business from a home as well. Im sure this saved the owner on taxes and property cost over a commercial property and the house meets outward appearances which is all that effects the property values around it.

[@punker4Real]

it was a data center / not a house

[@tybarker5038]

Texas is notorious for no zoning laws

[@IvySnowFillyVideos]

I love it.... It looks like a giant art studio...& music studio...imagine the acoustics for singing.

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@hughmongous-weiner4759]

“Any room can be a bedroom” - Mitch Hedberg

[@italiansunrunner]

"This bedroom is aka a hallway."

[@allybearbear]

Looks like a perfect grow house. Too bad Texas hasn't legalized medical marijuana.

[@annepierre9762]

😂

[@victorconrad7422]

really tho perfect

[@icanbreathe9161]

Yes they have

[@santanamargiela]

Yes

[@Tomi_janet15]

😂🤣😂

[@mcfrisko834]

😂 This thing is gonna piss so many people off on Zillow

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@icanbreathe9161]

Why

[@wellwouldyalookitthat]

😂😂😂😂

[@patriciaasturias1007]

Emergency storage; cots, water,generators, anything lacking from that blackout several months back.

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@AllenHanPR]

When I saw three generators I was like this is perfect for a zombie apocalypse, then the guy literally said it.

[@travisbromell3660]

Word

[@keiambraworld]

While everyone is waiting for his downfall with this! Someone's going to buy this and make it into something great ❤️ Business or Home can always remodel

[@jonathanluis4966]

Probably a youtuber

[@pinaypie4]

you're paying 1million dollar and you're gonna pay extra to remodel lol

[@keiambraworld]

@@pinaypie4 Of course! I believe anything is possible! Either he sells it or remodels it himself. It'll look like something sooner or later

[@strangevisions5162]

"a school for fencing" I'm guessing he means the disposing of stolen goods kind of fencing, not the pointy stick kind.

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@DawnKellyMedia]

Haha!

[@laurendaryani4893]

Lol

[@annamarielewis7078]

Hahahaha

[@fossil2516]

Mark Cuban's next data center and indoor basketball courts! What a bargain!

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@FlipMacz]

How 'bout a family homeless center? Invest, Houston.

[@barbielocs0074]

There’s no “right” buyer for this monstrosity. The only thing that makes sense is demolition. And then build a proper home.

[@imaglacierboy9621]

It would be great for a merch where house for a famous KZbinr and it would also be very very great for a weed grow house or a stash house

[@aristotlekumpis7095]

The electric company has an easement, which means they can use it when they need to. Not an ideal place to live. Plus, that neighborhood looks a little run down. I wouldn't want to store art or high end cars there. Good luck trying to sell that.

[@taymeeks1910]

How funny is this! I passed this house to work everyday 🤦🏽‍♀️😩😂 The outside looks amazing! But damn! What do we have here? How about a warehouse for stolen goods 🤦🏽‍♀️ this is ridiculous!!

[@rachelcookie321]

But why did they need to build this business in a residential area and then why did they have to disguise it as a house?

[@alexapapp14]

“It could be used as a school” with a single half bath?

[@mobshitallday7417]

Looks like it was already a grow house 🏠😅😹 he on acting like he doesn't know what's going on...

[@wealthyblackman2655]

This actually hints at the reality of the world around us... Judges do not zone a property for commercial use to regular citizens... People need to start questioning reality by asking the right questions!

[@bobroberts2371]

So if someone wanted to build a house that looked exactly like this one you would object?

[@user-kf9vx6rd9j]

Hey dummy judges don’t zone shit, that’s what county commissioners do.

[@patrickm7754]

Ok no BS if I had the money I’d buy it in cash then airbnb it every weekend to local frats and college kids cuz this place could hold some absolute BANGERS

[@mariakristinahawl1640]

I love that building!!!!

[@TRANSPORTKING1988]

The ultimate bachelor pad 😁

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@evettekelly3575]

Is that the house the neighbors were complaining about? Because they were having wild parties!

[@josephcazzuto7198]

Looks like it.

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@Bear4196]

He's giving real estate talk for , "I haven't a clue what it is."

[@smashadams711]

I would buy it and turn into a creative workspace with rooms for all artists.

[@joywebster2678]

And one half bathroom for them all, and one tiny sink!

[@sebastian3004]

perfect space for a car youtuber

[@ricardojaramillo1895]

Easy sell . Perfect office space.

[@anderander5662]

Not a good area...

[@jonnyfendi2003]

yeah until you buy the house and realize that zoning codes call for no businesses in residential areas. Same as if your neighbor were to set up a restaurant in their house.

[@alextran8188]

Also it doesn't look like there is enough parking

[@kenbianucci2223]

A realtor I actually like, his responses were hilarious.

[@uniqsolsession]

The right person will absolutely love that place. I know where I’m hiding out when the zombie apocalypse goes down

[@BonjourP]

I wanna buy it and turn it into an "Ebony Ranch." I'tll pay for itself in less than 3 months.

[@andyleo8418]

Turn it into a jail. The way things are going Dallas is gonna need it

[@NoIDontActuallyLiveInSeattle]

Could definitely use this for a business that needs a distribution center…WAIT ONLY A HALF BATH. At least one bathroom in the joint 😂😂😂

[@JasonT850]

He really said "A zombie apocalypse" LMAO

[@dailodai9586]

definitely a great grow house. i can use the generator and won't get detected.

[@teejaybee8222]

1:46 LOL, love the toilet seat cover made of laid out toilet paper. Guess the camera crew was in a rush, haha.

[@bmwbryan1]

"It can be whatever your imagination thinks of" as long as your money goes into my account....

[@OnionRingsGaming]

I was not expecting that. I was expecting like a house but with only living rooms...

[@LeticiaSarabia-yb8dm]

Right!! I Wasn't Expecting the Emptiness of this home!! 😨😱🤔😟🤷

[@themojoverse]

That's actually pretty dope. I wish I could afford it. If do so kinds of crazy stuff with that open space

[@perfectlyimperfect2368]

The only thing I can think to do is use it as like a "business from home" kinda deal but you wanna keep your home and business spaces separate. Or just running a small business. So have all your supplies and equipment there. You or you a a few workers going there to assemble everything and prepare for shipping.

[@thebestrealestate7527]

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[@ArtyBicardi]

It would actually make a great studio space for some of these huge youtubers!

[@bite-marx]

its perfect for a by-the-hour, live music rehearsal/ recording studio. you can have a band in every room

[@paperchaser4176]

It’s one giant room

[@prettypinky6943]

The room with a window reminds me of taking a sleep apnea sleep test. Some have windows so they can see the patient. I could see it as a nice bedroom, but for testing. Maybe a rehab center?

[@bethclark9319]

I want it, wow backup generators count me in. No, seriously I want it.

[@ranakeen9884]

It's yours for a million bucks!

[@chiquis5719]

Then buy it. Whats stopping you?

[@Ronnocbot]

Considering that this is a commercial grade building with assets (like two power inputs and generators), I would love to own this structure. 1M would be a steal

[@MKultrapdx]

The outside looks like Jesse's home in Breaking Bad.

[@2TMarie]

Zombie apocalypse? No! You'd rather be in an underground facility for that! 😂

[@LL-oq5tp]

Fake windows? Nah that place was not use as no type of medical facility😒

[@ladiibug3318]

I think it will be great for a business owner. If I had the money I’d buy it for that reason

[@easttennesseeguineapigrescue]

I love it!

[@60secnews27]

Doesn't look like a mansion

[@Humbco]

Perfect home for vampires🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️

[@zyeteck3659]

That’s mad cool

[@itstheweirdguy]

Dang! Look at all of that expensive equipment and how well done that is! That's a steal for that much.

[@AAALLDAY07]

Could be good indoor growing plants

[@flea8332]

1million home in a 100k neighborhood

[@ninja1676]

The house look more like work than a home it's made for.

[@iaisha26]

Not a zombie apocalypse…that’s a true salesman

[@tbrwn2548]

Who buys will be under heavy surveillance

[@mariantreber8055]

Give us an update.

[@joshsalmi7449]

*publishes address for the world to see* “yeah if you need a safe house this is just spectacular”

[@sewtie3249]

that would be so lit to have parties in

[@adriiiadriii773]

ha' i always wondered about this "house" now iknow 😅

[@tinytrouble1782]

I want it

[@KlayExterior]

That would probably be better served as a school

[@morecarstuff]

this reminds of the supernatural bunker somehow, damn sam and dean would love this place lowkey

[@cameronweston1762]

Update: it’s still on the market!!

[@kakashigirl2139]

If they want that place to sell then they need to drastically lower the price big time.

[@welcometofpv2241]

Honestly looks like a dope grow house. I’m in

[@GhettoBaebee]

Yes please make it a safe house for families/women & children.

[@laurendaryani4893]

"Wherever you're imagination takes you." I'm sure he's up at one in the morning repeatedly punching himself in the face over having to sell that thing.

[@spacethottie7625]

I can see mr beast buying this house and giving it away or using it for a ton of content!

[@suewomack5960]

would actually be alot of fun decorating that!

[@johnassal5838]

I was going to say the windowless security door out front sort of clashes with setting. This looks like a great place for a high end drug lab, maybe a SAW movie.

[@gunnervnelifer3455]

PERFECT FOR THE PURGE😂😈👍

[@mynutsinhd1857]

that guy sucks at selling.

[@paulsawczyc5019]

He's trying to look rich.

[@Yourfairweatherfriend]

@@paulsawczyc5019 lol, y’all are wild on here.

[@NoNo-wy4rj]

If you had a online business, that was super booming, seems like a great start up , storage, operation area

[@DJY30DSmoove]

Somebody definitely gone buy it

[@pyrogen4942]

Grow House

[@elfkind5590]

That is a grower house

[@axelresendiz2692]

I SAW THIS LISTING like a month ago and was so thrown off. I couldn’t believe it💀

[@SnarkierThan-U-R]

That was my 1st thought, a fortress against the Zombie Apocalypse

[@zebrayellow4629]

Ummm.the house has been broken into now. Thanks channel 8!!

[@themojoverse]

Wow, really? Lol

[@PHN-2024]

Really, Did they Break a Window to get in? Oh wait those are fake Windows covering a brick wall.

[@bobroberts2371]

Source?

[@lchjr]

Yeah dude, you are sweating a bunch.

[@peachyrider9987]

It looks like there is limited parking and only a 1/2 bath. I wonder if there is a kitchen. Yeah, that's a tough sale.

[@visualsauce1561]

What a great grow house