Forest Warrior - Nostalgia Critic

Chuck Norris turns into a bear. 'Nuff said.
Forest Warrior is a 1996 American adventure film starring Chuck Norris and directed by Norris's brother Aaron Norris. The film was released on direct-to-video in the United States on November 5, 1996.
Originally aired on 11/18/2014.
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[@robertpaulson2043]

Missed joke opportunity there about Chuck Norris "taking on six men at once"...

[@DalekTheSupreme]

Penetrating fear deep inside them... among other things...

[@RogueMayhem11]

Like raging, hot, and hard ..... fists

[@HMSConqueror]

phrasing!

[@derekstronf1837]

Damn. Quite a lot of missed jokes....

[@AlisterBerb]

Chuck Norris wants to put himself in 6 men at once.

[@MetalHeadMat666]

Fun fact, the main girl in this, (the daughter of Michael Beck's character), was also in Face/Off. She was one of the choir singers that Nicholas Cage's character groped in the beginning of Face/Off while he was pretending to be a priest.

[@DragonKirby]

LemmonFury THE MORE YOU KNOW

[@redbigun]

Interesting. 🤔

[@DalekTheSupreme]

Fun theory: the bear skin Nicholas Cage wore in The Wickerman was Chuck Norris.

[@redbigun]

DalekTheSupreme That's not true. He tried to kill Chuck Norris, but, Chuck Norris' glare ended Nicholas Cage's career and they never crossed paths again.

[@scottpilgrim920]

LemmonFury she DID look familiar!!

[@DavidRYates-bx9qg]

Chuck Norris changing into a bear wasn't a special effect. It actually happened. Chuck Norris can shapeshift into a bear. The more you know.

[@pixel5708]

All actors have a power for instance Nicolas cage can set himself ablaze and Pamela Anderson can have slowmo rain be poured on her.

[@johngervais230]

I wonder what Liam Neeson's power is? Can God have just one power?

[@JamesW609]

John Gervais he has a particular set of skills obviously

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

John Gervais apparently to viciously murder bad people.

[@Mothman1992]

John Gervais he's supernaturally good at math. That's his power

[@klonvomhaus]

When he said "the way of the Indians", I thought he's joking. Then they actually tried to sell Kung Fu as the native american way of fighting and I could not stop laughing...

[@LadyOnikara]

I think the best depiction of Native Americans has to be in the movie "Dudley Do Right". It's not accurate even by the biggest stretch of the imagination, but it's fun.

[@UltimateGamerCC]

@@LadyOnikara nah, the best depiction of Native Americans was the Chief in Ernest Goes To Camp.

[@jarjthejargj6099]

That could actually be an accurate fact, since Jackie Chan used Kung fu to fight some Native Americans in “Shanghai Noon”. And then he made friends with one of the tribes, so there’s a chance that he taught them Kung fu during his visit.

[@arthas640]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="520">8:40</a> speaking as someone who grew up in a family of loggers in a logging town near the HQ of one of the largest lumber companies in the US logging companies in the US, logging companies in the US are actually not that bad. They usually selectively harvest, the dont clear cut, and they usually plant trees to replace the ones they cut. It's pretty short sighted to just clear cut everything in an area and abandoned it, since thick forests usually grow in wet mountainous areas if you cut ALL the trees and dont replace any of them you'll get mudslides, soil erosion, and no more new trees to log 20 years from now. Logging companies in the Western US have been logging the same areas for over 100 years.

[@elder-woodsilverstein7716]

They are just people trying to make a living and then the thumbs up from Dodgeball dressing like Davy Crocket's kindergarten inspired brother with shapeshifting powers comes in and beats them all up.

[@beatrixthegreat1138]

Unfortunately once in New Hampshire a nice part of the forest was illegally clear cut. I don’t think anyone was arrested either. Some people are corrupt as fuck and ask no questions.

[@Sci-Fi-Mike]

Regarding muslides, Haiti has cut down most of its trees for farming, firewood for heating food, and other uses, leading to less than 1% of its original primary forest remaining. The Dominican Republic used better logging practices. As a result, when a hurricane passes over the island of Hispaniola, which they both share, Haiti tends to have many more mudslides and many more fatalities. I'm glad to hear that U.S. companies are using sustainable methods in logging. Thanks for the insight regarding your logging family and the practices of most U.S. loggers.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Thank you for sharing that info dude, gonna lol up how logging works more.

[@Wasserkaktus]

The problem with relogging though is wildlife that uses the trees for habitat is still very disturbed, and I doubt logging companies understand the nuance of forests, such as tree species diversity and the mycology associated with forests: They probably just all "replant" the same species of trees.

[@AishaVonFossen]

"Sorry, kid, but I'm a mountain. I just kinda stand here." ROFL! :D

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

AishaVonFossen A mountain!

[@genesismultiverse4896]

No she was praying to sun wukong the monkey king who was trapped in the mountain

[@jaxg2117]

"Chuck Norris wants to put himself into every man!, "Thank you for making a statement that could not possible be interpreted in any other way!" THIS, was the phrase that finally caused me to die of laughter, anyone want to join me in the morgue?

[@DalekTheSupreme]

"Chuck Norris wants to put himself in hard wood." ~ That's about when I joined you. Hi, next-drawer neighbor.

[@naranara1690]

...where Chuck Norris will be putting himself in every corpse.

[@ijustdontcareanymore1022]

@@naranara1690 so Chuck Norris is now a necrophiliac as well. It's so fitting.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

I’m already there.

[@epicsbroflame2869]

Hey my special place in hell is pretty cramped, can I bunk in your's

[@MisterTutor2010]

"...the animals he loved in life.". No way that could be misinterpreted either :)

[@alexjewett7455]

No comment

[@cjwrench07]

elliot Stannard he seems more of badger wrangler to me. He loves’em short, hairy, and mean.

[@rickylyon3846]

- This bear would be using his beard as toilet paper. - It does look unnaturally absorbent! Shit! That one killed me.

[@PharaohOfTheDamned]

I started fucking crying because it's true. Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every man

[@RedKnight26]

🤣 oh shit..

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

Sus without context

[@gingersnap6004]

Is that villain Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

[@MURFGAMING1228]

No, that's a voice actor named Jim Ward. This guy is Terry Kiser from Weekend at Bernie's.

[@DeclanCorey]

doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

[@richardferrara1606]

more like douce douciedome owner of the doucedale douciedome

[@gingersnap6004]

***** the joke you made was already unfunny on its own, but I feel the need to point out you misspelled douche every time. Assuming that's what you were going for. It's the only joke I can see you trying to make in this jumble.

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

Witty Username u couldn't help yourself could ya

[@Kasyblackful]

I am not even going to comment about how the shapeshifter "has the ability to take the shape of those creatures he loved in life", which ALSO cannot in any way, shape or form be misconstrued...

[@adaptorperish1322]

I see where you were going with this and wanted to make obvious joke, but decided not to.

[@Jarod-sm5rf]

“Chuck Norris wants to put himself in very boy” I totally get that and don’t misinterpret it in any way!

[@bartistclord1916]

EVERY not 'very'.

[@Questron71]

"Isn't that also the way Ballerinas fight?" Damn... now i want to see the animated movie "Black swann Barbie - The last Ninja-Ballerina against the Space Pirates" Ehhh "he can take the shape of those creatures he loved in life"... so if he can turn into a bear Chuckles did put himself in a bear first? Ewwwww.

[@cloudysky581]

The British guy has the creepiest smile in the universe. I'm scared.

[@TheNaturalPatHarris]

[TheViciousLuxray] that British guy is unbearable

[@marclewis5505]

Godamnit fucking Filmbrain!😁

[@alexjewett7455]

Yeah, kinda.

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

TheNaturalPatHarris shut up fuckstick

[@SuperPeterok]

He was funny

[@mercury7d]

Oh my god. The beginning banter was perhaps THE greatest double entendre sequence I have ever heard in all my life. It must have been hard for Chuck Norris though. The image of him being bent out of shape these days. Maybe he should join the navy, surround himself with masculine sea men, teaching the young privates to stand at attention. Spending his days giving a spit shine to his shoes and cleaning the butt of his rifle. I'm no Barbara Dunkleman, but I'm pretty damn close at this point.

[@mercury7d]

Nate yeah, but whenever he lets someone else do it it always goes off at inappropriate times.

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

Nate No one can polish his rifle like he can

[@TyhgYT]

"thoracic park :)"

[@randomguy2518]

Chuck Norris can deepthroat a whiffle bat

[@JakNekon]

You are all amazing and I bow to your double entendre power

[@joshuagannon6566]

This makes me wonder if there's been a movie with an 'evil' logging company revealed to actually be ecologically responsible with proper forest management and regrowth care. After all the forest is a finite resource unless properlly cared for and I'm sure by the era of 80s and 90s environmental movies companies have realized that.

[@CuppaLLX]

+Joshua Gannon but their a big company ALL BIG Companies are EVIL *glares at channel Awesome"

[@Morgil27]

I've heard that real logging companies actually plant two or three new trees for every one that they cut down.

[@CuppaLLX]

Morgil now they do yeah, they realized that a renwable resource is good for business and you can only clear cut one forest after another for so long. But take a trip to the redwoods (or watch my vlog trip) and you'll se that wasnt always the case couse that same era had people thinking cigerettes were good for you a 90's company might still stepp on the little guy to get to the forest but they would still be replanting, a 2010 company however whould realize that twitter is real and bad pr can crush you so even if they didnt care about the little guy they would try to act like thy did

[@anarky1765]

Closest you’ll get is Once Upon A Forest, with the hazmats at the end cleaning up the chemical spill.

[@dvass7253]

"The narrator of Babe" And also the voice of Kingpin in the 1994 Spider-Man cartoon.

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

Wow! I never knew that, especially since I love that show!

[@rileywelsh8973]

Tony jay?

[@shadowknight1121]

Yup I can hear it now.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Huh, cool

[@eamonndeane587]

@@rileywelsh8973 No, Tony Jay voiced Baron Mordo in that Show. Roscoe Lee Browne voiced the Kingpin.

[@docdave15]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1264">21:04</a> - That's not in the script, Michael Beck just realized how bad his career has gotten. "I was in the Warriors and now I'm in this! WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!"

[@JWeb66]

docdave15 *Sobs* Oh God! God in Heavan!! Ahahaha!

[@alienonlsd3209]

Xanadu happened, I blame Olivia newton john

[@RenjiMaili]

Chuck Norris even having an acting career is something I still cannot understand. So far as action stars go Arnold, Sylvester, Wesley Snipes, Vin Diesel and Jason Statham all have some acting range while Chuck Norris has slow mo kicks paired with slow mo kicks combined with slow mo kicks and topped off with even more slow mo kicks. Oh and the acting ability of a bearded Karate expert who happens to be an alcoholic lemming. Is he a good martial artist? Sure. But that does not mean delivering twenty seven thousand and eighty three slow mo kicks counts as acting ability.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Yeah, this movie's not him at his best.

[@Battlefieldd3]

lmao

[@superdark336]

+spideyfan2002 He is a watered down version of an 80s action muscle hero, combined with the remnents of the Kung Fu craze that came with Bruce Lee. Mind you, watered down doesnt necceserily mean worse, the romans drank watered down wine.

[@kenrickeason]

+spideyfan2002 Not as grim!! Dude have you seen Delta Force and Missing in Action.. Those movies was more grim than you can get!! They was some of Chunk Norris best work....

[@specxlaw]

He can kick. A lot. A lot of kicking. Like there's a lot of fish. A whole lot of fish. He can kick a whole lot of fish.

[@KTChamberlain]

"Mountains can't be friends." Quote JonTron.

[@penwoopydo]

KTChamberlain I want to know too.

[@KTChamberlain]

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts.

[@fulgrim292]

time for a game of disappearing bears :-)

[@TheMajesticJunkyard]

Can I just say that I LIKE the opening joke?

[@TheMajesticJunkyard]

+Vix You'd be surprised

[@permeus2nd]

+rigren0121 i still want this to become a thing.

[@sethdrachman8938]

+permeus2nd AIZEN!!

[@theheroesofcrash311]

+Vix Chuck Norris, probably.

[@Kektus1]

Meh. To each their own, but I find the opening just annoying. It's like several minutes of just repeating "I don't like Chuck Norris's Opinions, WAHHH" over and over. Thankfully I can just skip past it though.

[@vadiminternational1948]

"That's brilliant and can't be misunderstood in any way!" Is something we don't hear often enough.

[@jthatsit1294]

The reason the kids are considered about the trees is because they won't be able to catch anymore grass types on Pokemon go

[@frogmad13]

Film Brain can do a great Slasher Smile!

[@Walrussnor]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1507">25:07</a> With his BEAR hands. ^^

[@p.z.arnott2329]

To be fair, that joke wasn't unBEARable.

[@whitneybethclark]

+P.Z. Arnott it was a PAWsibility though

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

These jokes are unBEARable!

[@Bent773]

You guys all have such a bear bones sense of humor.

[@AppetiteForIllusions]

+Ben Thomas These puns are making me FURious.

[@macrussell78]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="424">7:04</a> So he turned into a Yee Naaldlooshii? ("He who walks on all fours" )A Skin walker... basically the native American version of a werewolf. Those guys aren't really revered so much as...feared and despised.

[@alexjewett7455]

Better than turning into a wendigo.

[@alienonlsd3209]

@@alexjewett7455 what are you talking about that? sounds awesome chucks killed and comes back as a cannibal kungfu deer zombie eating loggers.

[@sterlingfulton3414]

Chuck Norris wants to put himself into every man.

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Chuck just wanted to scare the ewoks away. Chuck Norris stomped on the first fish to walk on land.

[@DalekTheSupreme]

Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every animal.

[@djalexander7723]

Not me. I rather not have Chuck Norris in me thank you very much

[@silverblade357]

@@djalexander7723 Ah, you must be one of those Bruce Lee fans.

[@theohfiles8619]

Every wo-man!

[@psylofi7663]

A CHUCKA NORRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

I lived in the Pacific Northwest for about 2 years and I can tell you for a fact that for every tree that's cut down the logging company is supposed to plant a new one. Lumber companies kind of need trees to exist so cutting down all the trees they can is counter intuitive because it takes years for trees to even get old enough to produce seeds. I've driven by areas with signs that say the trees were planted years ago and while they are pretty decently sized they are still kind of small compared to wild growth trees in national parks. A lumber company cutting all the trees down is like a farm harvesting all it's crops and never replanting a new plant, that's not how it works.

[@stefanm.734]

Yeah, but was it that way at the time the movie was made?

[@nomduclavier]

That villain theme music is giving me Banjo Tooie flashbacks

[@ErzengelDesLichtes]

So Ferngully, Ferngully 2, then Chuck Norris gets dragged to Ferngully. Interesting order of video uploads.

[@acorneroftheinternet4910]

Oh, so Chuck Noris is in Animorph in this movie! I get it! *whispers* I don't get it!!!😖

[@cuddlecakes7153]

hahaha

[@zlectricute1906]

I remember Jontron saying something like that.

[@gabe718]

But instead of badass morphing scenes we get the magical power of jump cuts.

[@specxlaw]

I get it, he's an animagus. Harry, we have another one!

[@acorneroftheinternet4910]

+Zach Galer (Zlectricute) that's what I was going for!

[@vadiminternational1948]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="760">12:40</a> To be fair, that bear cub is completely adorable.

[@grindsmore]

Fun fact: the actress playing Austene Slaighter is also the choir girl from the beginning of Face/Off.

[@TenguBE]

When Chuck Norris goes into sea he doesn't get wet, the sea gets Chuck Norrised

[@quirkyadventures1722]

so true XD

[@VideoGameHaven]

That doesn't account for any clothes he might be wearing.

[@Geznoo]

How... fortunate for the sea.

[@TheBonkleFox]

+TenguBE i guess chuck norris wants to put himself into poseidon.

[@yamirukira3125]

Makes more sense than the movie

[@erez2111]

I want to see Chuck Norris reaction to this so, so badly.

[@ryanlindbergo]

Shouldn't this movie have been called "Walker Forest Ranger"?

[@dripmaster247]

XD

[@smackmn007]

I know right, they already have at nine people that were in Walker Texas Ranger lol

[@carlwilkerson9722]

I gave you a thumbs down for this remark, but you'll be happy to learn it was out of simple jealousy.

[@smackmn007]

lol i see

[@AnnaBee03]

Chuck Norris!! I love when he sings 'Chuck Norris '

[@harmonicajay91]

People give Mat Buck so much crap. He's pretty funny in this. He and Doug have great chemistry here.

[@harmonicajay91]

+eastwing329 Also, the Villain's theme sounds like Gruntilda's theme from Banjo Kazooie.

[@PhoenixHealing]

Kind of the same reason I can't watch Phelous, his voice just takes his toll on me really quickly :-(

[@justkane510]

Fantastic! I love that it was so awful that you guys had a lot of fun with it. Snappy and witty. FOUR ROOMS!

[@ShadeVial]

You are officially a fan when you notice 70% of the clips in intro

[@elliotstannard5621]

"take the shape of the creatures that he loved in life"... Um... Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every Bear?!...

[@geekygamergirl7259]

I know this is years old but that Chuck Norris joke in the intro was so perfect I might use it next time I'm in an MMO and people start their Chuck Norris memes.

[@AriochStarr]

That ringtone soundtrack was hilarious!

[@Bastista1]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="547">9:07</a> ...but they're rock-types....

[@bigmacsama]

Which raises a lot of questions.

[@desolark6736]

+Mack Davidson Based off of petrified wood, which is an actual thing. Hope that helps... Unless your questions are not the obvious question I was thinking of.

[@wojak-sensei6424]

Chuck Norris wants to put himself in hard rock

[@bigmacsama]

jem due Lol Oh yeah, good point!

[@YaBoiCthulhu]

No No No Chuck Norris Wants To Put A Hard Rock In Every Man

[@sneezlebottom137]

I said it when you uploaded this review for the first time and I'll say it again: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1100">18:20</a> is some awesome editing! :D

[@connorrivers995]

Did anyone else get the "It's a Wonderful Life" reference?

[@chinococoa6743]

Me!

[@grumpyoldman3458]

Every time someone gets that reference an angel gets his wings.

[@mude_13]

Why should we care about the plot at all when Norris' character is literally invincible? Oh no! I hope the side of good who has god on their side wins! This is actually a badass idea for a movie, but you have to give him some kryptonite. How about the trees being cut down drain Norris' power and the kids have to help him out? I'm just a nerd on the internet and I wrote a better plot in like 30 seconds.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Reid Follis have you ever thought of being a screenwriter?

[@MxPokirby]

The ending being clear doesn't mean the journey is pointless. "Overpowered" characters can still be interesting. If you were suddenly given the powers of a God, would that suddenly make everything you do from then on worthless and uninteresting?

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

But that's the point of Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris bites a rock, the rock cracks.

[@nightmarefuelgamer8981]

Reid Follis: Wasn't that Captain Planet?

[@SufferingSuccotash]

bold of you to ruin chuck norris like that

[@jacksongibbs8998]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="585">9:45</a> “Sorry kid, but I’m a mountain. I just kind of stand here.”

[@genesismultiverse4896]

She prayed to sun wukong

[@JetKusanagi]

Should I bother bringing up that Sudowoodo is a Rock-type? No? ...I'll bring it up anyway.

[@MorganKCloud]

+Jet Kusanagi sudo apparently means fake tree. Hehe

[@Noremaad]

+SynthTape MLP No, the prefix 'pseudo', meaning "fake, false, pretend, a sham", and pronounced "soo-doe", forms a play on words, and a homonym, in "Sudowoodo" - "Pseudo-woodo" , Fake wood.

[@15oClock]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1101">18:21</a> It's great to see the origin story of Devil Boner.

[@superjrolander3966]

Critic, since wes craven died, you should review one of the nightmare on elm street movies in his honor

[@katherinestephen9365]

Or do an elm street month, reviews of the nightmare movies

[@WaTahBasTard]

NC and FilmBrain need to do more crossovers

[@klimmr]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1459">24:19</a> "All we have to do is win."

[@mannymacvela3877]

Terry Kiser was one of my acting teachers in 2016, I say he did real good as a villain in Forrest Warrior.

[@orbgyaj]

1850's guns don't work in the rain.

[@Speedonthebeat]

So, it's like Brother Bear, except instead of a misunderstood d-bag Native American who learns to appreciate nature all stereotypically...we get Chuck Norris in hard wood. Got it.

[@thesapphireone]

Except that Brother Bear, in spite of it’s flaws, was a good movie, but Forest Warrior… is not.

[@Morgil27]

You know, if that baby bear's mother showed up, those kids would all be dead and this movie would be a whole lot shorter.

[@SketchBookShortFilms]

"The only magic I believe in is the magic of the almighty dollar." Randy Pitcford it's so nice of you to join us.

[@lusaurplays5043]

OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE! This is amazing!

[@brenyatta]

Chuck Norris: In this movie, I become a bear! People: But I thought you were against gay people Chuck: Not THAT kind of bear!

[@kurtdread22]

The bit with Tamara being blown to kingdom come was very well done.

[@seanpatrickcain2]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1354">22:34</a> Don't forget your boom mike kids!

[@johngervais230]

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Liam Neeson, I SAID IT!

[@yourmother7052]

*Somebody* has to watch the watchman.

[@wjzav1971]

Chuck Norris is deaf since Lemmy yelled at him once. (RIP Lemmy by the way)

[@kostonforever2005]

what

[@jamcalx]

John Gervais Of course, how else will he get his rent money.

[@Ninjacookie75]

I'm pretty sure he checks for Clint Eastwood.

[@613aristocrat]

I'm sorry... when the girl says "that is so sad" with this huge grin on her face - I burst out laughing!

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

Now without the trees being cut down, the lumber prices increasing due to a shortage, homes not being made... our countries homeless population increases with several innocent people freezing in the streets. Happy now Chuck Norris... XD

[@nooneinparticular9219]

And now the homeless can have oxygen to breathe.

[@irishdc9523]

If there are Chuck Norris jokes, why aren't there any Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee ain't no joke

[@pkmn1260]

are these kids...well kids...or druids? Chuck Norris is so awesome.........he can make bad movies and STILL make everyone think he is awesome.

[@Battlefieldd3]

not really he's a midget who sucks balls

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

+Battlefield 5 ... Fudge you ya jerk. That is very mean.

[@DalekTheSupreme]

That's what he did before moving on to putting himself in every man.

[@Squintel7]

"I remember it so you Don't have to" Best quote EVER!!

[@Squintel7]

Catchphrase*

[@MistsMagic]

As someone who was born an raised in the PNW, this is exactly my childhood.

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

Why would Chuck Norris turn into a bear? That just makes him weaker.

[@lcslndmt]

Finding out that Chuck Norris is a homophobe is the adult equivalent of finding out that Santa isn't real.

[@victorconway444]

He just wants people to ascend his divine excellence. That's why you should let the Norris travel deep inside you.

[@johnivantaro6684]

@Zuriel 883 *Insert "Oh My" meme here.*

[@nathansmith4529]

Are you even slightly suprised by that though?

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

@@Medikars then you agree with stupidity.

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

@jdalefan Guess what? That's being homophobic. It's not just having an avid disgust against gay people in general. It's believing that two people shouldn't be together and deserve the same kind of rights and privileges that go along with it based on their gender. That's homophonoc.

[@marshallhuffer4713]

That jam session the loggers did was pretty cool.

[@moviegirlaka]

Film brain would be perfect play a psychotic bad guy in any movie. He already has his crazed look down packed

[@WingoEthan]

Sudowoodo isn't a tree. It's a rock that looks like a tree.

[@TheGodshatter]

Chuck Norris stopped the chainsaw with his... BEAR HANDS!!! Forest warrior puns lol!

[@nataliegray8019]

When he played "don't you put it in your mouth", I lost it. XDDDD

[@Joker3384]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="468">7:48</a> OF COURSE!

[@Canadamus_Prime]

I'm going to quote that Chuck Norris putting himself in every man thing every time someone makes a Chuck Norris joke from now on.

[@micdrop344]

Matthew Walton, how has that worked out?

[@Canadamus_Prime]

I've only done it once so far and I got a response from someone who apparently wasn't aware of Chuck's homophobia.

[@DalekTheSupreme]

Same. I've been obnoxiously spouting it all over this comments section. Still hasn't gotten old.

[@TFrills]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="540">9:00</a> When I was a kid, young as 4 years old I was extremely concerned about the environment. I used to cry when I saw development or trees being cut down. Not all kids are selfish, mindless wastes of space.

[@anikmonette2140]

Yeah... If that cub has a mother then there's no way that she would allow an annoying kid petting it.

[@Sonicify]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="474">7:54</a> Fun Fact: the lady with the lip injections is actually that same lady who played Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan from M*A*S*H

[@Sonicify]

@@ichijofestival2576 Thanks, glad I'm able to help you out.

[@bwehbweh8330]

Join the mountain cult...

[@frankforttheorangee2produc110]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1612">26:52</a> one bite of goofios will make you go…(random noises) <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="851">14:11</a> girl?? Open fire!!!!! <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1010">16:50</a> and then this happened <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1098">18:18</a> always wait for someone to leave the place you’re blowing up. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="903">15:03</a> it’s ok, your fairy beard-mother’s here <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="914">15:14</a> and when he grows up, you’ll be his dinner. But until then, this is perfectly serviceable. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1428">23:48</a> GO MURDER SQUAD!!!!!!:)

[@RustyShackleford101]

Wait, the back story of Chuck Norris' character is pretty much word for word the story of The Saint Of Killers!!!

[@RustyShackleford101]

@williammorahan4907 guy dies, is brought back to life by supernatural means to take revenge, finds peace when revenge is complete. The only thing missing is the SoKs hate-boner for the entirety of existence.

[@lukewright9031]

"....What kid would give a sh!t about this?.." Fast Forward to the future! Greta Thunberg: HOW DARE YOU!! Sorry, I couldn't resist 😁

[@CasaiAgicap]

Now I just have a mental image of Chuck Norris saying "I have a crush on EVERY boy!" like he's in Teen Girl Squad or something. I like it

[@cybatshow]

that was some clever editing in the playground scene XD

[@SimmonsProductions27]

I'm early to an NC video??? Wow, what do I comment..... *doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*

[@musleblasttheultimategamer4168]

+Noah Simmons You know that doesn't really bother him, but it would be more impressive if you posted a link to the sheet music of this song.

[@SimmonsProductions27]

Musleblast TheUltimateGamer opportunity = missed :(

[@SimmonsProductions27]

+Sir Froakie I'm too lazy.

[@matthewgallaway3675]

+Noah Simmons You are now entering...the comment zone.

[@jojothebard6687]

+Noah Simmons Minha Minha

[@lmao-ev6nz]

All the people who disliked this video was Chuck Norris

[@LauraSusanJohnson]

Well, well, well, Chuck Norris will definitely have a hard time not appealing to big sexy bears!! THIS IS NOT OVER....BEARS!!

[@MrJ1Horrordirector]

this blonde guy CAN EASILY BE ''THE BARBER'' of sombody someday makes a remake of that one amazing courage the cowardly dog episode into a movie.

[@Raximus3000]

I wonder how many people know that when trees are cut down they plant new ones for future harvest and that actualy strengthens the forest.

[@shadowbunny7892]

I just want to say, as a kid myself, my friends and I would be legitimately concerned if our old trees might be cut down.

[@KeyWiteWolf]

I'm an old fogy now, but when I was a kid my cousins and I went into the woods and did actually make oaths like that. Then again we were kids in the 80s and 90s when all this stuff was current, so its not much of a surprise we thought like that. Also, if some of these kids have parents who are loggers and their town is known for nature conservation I don't think its so odd they would care what happens to the trees. I cared. I think most kids in that time period did, just because America as a whole seemed suuuuuper environmentally conscience then.

[@hamilcar682]

Living in the foothills of the appalachia here in VA, I totally agree. I love the nostalgia critics reviews and riffs but occasionally he a little bit biased (I think unintentional) in that his view as a millennial white guy from Chicago isn't the de-facto view of ALL of us who were kids in the late 80's/ 90's (IE: YES some of us, who grew up in the country, did care quite a bit about the forest- and also went hiking together....without parents-. It is ok if that didn't really resonate with you, you live in Chicago, a big city, but that is not representative of everyone).

[@KeyWiteWolf]

william sleeper yeah, I am also from the Appalachian foothills in southeast Ohio, probably just a bit over the river from you. It was the same here, we were always in the woods, and you didn't need supervision cause you were raised in that environment. You knew what to be careful of and if you grew up in the same place you learned to know the woods like it was one giant backyard. I think by the age of four I knew what plants were poisonous and what I could eat, and what signs to look for that certain predators were in the area. Also we camped in the woods all the time, so our parents knew they had shown us what to do/not do and how to take care of ourselves. I think maybe country kids are a bit more independent by nature then city kids. Since in a city you don't let kids roam just anywhere cause they might get shot, and unlike wild animals humans are a lot more dangerous.

[@jacobwells9207]

Fun Fact: After this review, Chuck Norris killed them both...in less than a minute. He IS, after all, so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head

[@genesismultiverse4896]

And scratch himself in the back the same way

[@supermariofan03]

Is it wrong for me to say I ordered this movie on blu ray? I mean where else can you find Chuck Norris pretending to be native while kicking loggers, transforming into a bear while helping out the most 90s group of kids since the cast of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

[@StephanieCrawford333]

I just nodded and said, "Yep, that is 'nuff said."

[@MrElectricmayhem88]

I hate to be "That Guy" but that definitely was a Ho Down Critic. It'd only been a Hootenanny if someone was playing the spoons and another person tooting on a jug. Not Blowing in a Bottle like those Toe Tappers down in-what the fuck am i doin' with my life right now?