Old (2021) KILL COUNT

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[@DeadMeat]

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[@kristavirost5619]

Can you please do Halloween ends

[@uzielyanez5975]

You're welcome James

[@cob13]

❤

[@kirstyplumb1890]

@@kristavirost5619yes please

[@dommeto5277]

Can you build a cheese house in minecraft?

[@PsychicStones]

The graphic novel has a MUCH darker tone than the film. Everyone is killed/aged to death without ever finding a way out or any explanation as to what is happening. It ends with an old woman (the baby, who survives in this version) alone, with the cognitive ability of a toddler, building a sandcastle before she undoubtedly dies next.

[@jesusromanpadro3853]

Yes, for the movie, they added the pharmaceutical twist.

[@Makafushigi]

That feels like a much better ending than the drug testing one

[@deeya]

@@Makafushigi yeah, that was so dumb, Big Pharma (any corporation really) finds a magic beach where time accelerates biology, and their conclusion is "perfect testing setup"?!

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

When Scifi is scarier than Horror

[@HrystofBorko]

The graphic novel is so much better than the movie. Unfortunately, it is now a pattern with M. Night Shyamalan. His latest movie (Knock at the Cabin) was also kind of disappointing compared to the original book (Cabin at the End of the World).

[@booxmowo2684]

Agnes's cause of death being "the beach that makes you old made her too old" is hilarious.

[@tire_iron488]

the beach made her old, 10/10.

[@JimmelTheGreat]

I mean, you can't do this to her, she's...old. I mean, look at her! She's... too old!

[@Mothbean]

I'm pretty sure it was actually something to do with the rocks on the beach, not the beach itself.

[@garan3089]

@@Mothbeanor maybe the cliffs?

[@secondrival]

@@garan3089 Didn't you need to swim through coral to get out?

[@foxie6852]

M. Night is the only director to consistently create bad, decent and incredible movies throughout the years but it’s still got his own intuitive quirks that shine for better or worse.

[@Amethystar]

It seems like regardless of which movie it is, there will always be some people who legitimately enjoy them. I'm sure there were a few people who never saw the actual show who liked Avatar.

[@Capri_00]

@@Amethystarhmmmm that might be true for Avatar….but it’s not.

[@veemillsss]

@@Capri_00 well it has a 4/10 on imbd so clearly lots of people liked it

[@sleepzy3816]

@@foxie6852 him and Robert Rodriguez are absolute gems

[@ItsKam]

M. Night is the only director I call M. Night Shamalamadingdong

[@foodcourtcreature]

I still stand by the rapper being named "mid sized sedan" being the FUNNIEST thing anyone could have ever done

[@PabloAccount]

T Diamond Stylus.

[@p-ruthless9005]

Multiple sclerosis sedan

[@DodoRibeiro-ts6po]

"The dog is dead, but it was only just alive" That line came from an Oscar nominated screenwriter

[@axelnilsson5124]

Isn’t that every living thing?

[@Geeksavant80x]

Timestamp?

[@DodoRibeiro-ts6po]

@@Geeksavant80x this line is shout during the movie

[@EricDillingham]

​@@axelnilsson5124 it's saying that it lived a short life

[@axelnilsson5124]

@@EricDillingham but everyone dies after just being alive

[@Blu_0]

"The five types of narrative: Man vs Man Man vs Nature Man vs Self Man vs Society What If a Beach Made You Old"

[@KSmith-kp5jz]

16:13 I remember watching this in theaters back then and noticing how the camera work made the characters seem that much more helpless and almost inconsequential. They don’t even have the power to hold the attention of the shot, much less change their fate.

[@allowableman2]

The camera work was great

[@187mrsmith]

James showing off his body😂 He's in full beach mode

[@Moji55a]

He's killing it!

[@family-funkin949]

Fr tho!

[@GraySky_Mornings]

Exactly 😂

[@jexelbur6872]

Never realized how jacked James is.

[@euresteslim2217]

the only reason we finish watching movie

[@_EverythingMelanie_]

23:46 THE CAR GRAPHIC FOR MID SIZED SEDAN JAMES I CANNOTTT OMG😭

[@pho_is_not_interesting]

😭😭😭

[@Hawwwlucha]

Not the first time he's pulled that kind of gag, too!

[@DanGamingFan2406]

Crystal still has the most gruesome bloodless death I've ever seen. Also, I can't help but feel bad for Trent and Maddox. They missed out on their entire childhoods and the chance to have families of their own, and now they're stuck as old people with the intellect of children. All because of big pharma.

[@JustinCoffman-ht3lg]

Their wisdom was still able to stay with their ages though. Unfortunately they missed all the secular knowledge that they would have gained through middle school and high school, therefore, it would still be hard for them to function as middle-aged adults back in the real world.

[@dethincarnate1149]

Go watch Terrifier

[@nastiana8336]

@@dethincarnate1149 What death are you refering to cause I'm pretty sure all of them have blood? I could be wrong tho it's some time since I saw the movie.

[@Nevae_696]

@@nastiana8336 the doctors wife there was no blood but her bones got crumbled like piece of crushed paper my god it horrifying like the sound

[@RadekCrazy1]

It seems like their intelect also develops with their age unlike in the comics. They don't have the children mindset they just age too fast that they had no time to properly learn how the life work thus the stuff like pregnancy scene happen.

[@maxwelkrauth]

“It wasn’t from his pocket, it was from the beach that makes you ol-“ That got me dying laughing for some reason😂😂😂

[@artnieli]

FOR REAL HAHAHAHA

[@jenske2881]

I will not get old

[@Sh1rtb1rd]

Saaaaame my favorite joke in this count lmao

[@pleaseforgetme4985]

“The beach that makes you old” is my favourite minor meme. It never had like a moment of virality, as far as i can tell it started with one tiktok that wasnt even exceptionally popular, and just slowly spread.

[@thylascene]

it's a pretty nice meme lol

[@howtodoit1190]

It was a Mr Sunday Movies joke they made years before the movie was made

[@degeneratemale5386]

So the kill count is about a beach that makes you old?

[@diegobarahona3803]

12:52 Missed a chance to say “damn” one more time as Mid Sized Sedan died

[@tux_417]

Damn

[@axelnilsson5124]

Maybe even include the “damn” from Killer Klowns

[@diegobarahona3803]

@@axelnilsson5124 🤣 as a cherry on top

[@greyyt5466]

@@diegobarahona3803” what are you gonna do with those pies boys?”

[@jaketaller8567]

@@greyyt5466 Clown stuff!

[@skirdus367]

i love the dramatic irony of 18:00, where guy cant quite make out what's coming towards him because of his failing vision, so he calls out to prisca for help, who doesnt notice him because of her failing hearing

[@Montesama314]

"Well, you see, I named the book Sandcastles because they're symbolic of our temporary fragile existence-" "OLD."

[@frankensteinlives]

Incredible lol

[@Iapere02]

I just realized Mid-Sized Sedan’s silhouette is an actual Sedan. This is why I love this channel.

[@KINGJINXX]

Timestamp?

[@johndoe9343]

@@KINGJINXX 23:47

[@moocube1]

you just realised?

[@Iapere02]

@@moocube1 yep.

[@meaninglessmeep]

5:53 I love the running gag of James always bringing up Lawrence when a doctor is mentioned in a horror movie

[@thecoolcongle5128]

He's a Doctor.

[@sarahwithanh4272]

hes a doctor.

[@p-ruthless9005]

I think Lawerence is a doctor

[@helloamanda04]

same vibes as "roman bridger, he's a director"

[@christophermcpike1577]

James letting those pecs fly. Good work my man.

[@danwilliams2551]

Shyamalan's bizarre style of dialogue needs to be studied. I can't decide if it more resembles aliens trying to mimic the flow of human conversation, or if he writes his characters to all collectively be having a stroke. EDIT: I'm obsessed with the comic panel at 1:16 that says "I HIT THE MENOPAUSE AFTER 14 HOURS"

[@bigbearkat2010]

Honestly I found it a little weird that James talks about how stilted and on the nose the dialogue is like this is new problem from Shyamalan that people haven't been noticing and mocking since Signs.

[@6022]

I think he's just straight up bad at directing people. It feels like he wanted to have each line read as if it were completely isolated, so he could just cut and edit around every single line. It makes the entire thing just sound absolutely absurd. No-one even comes close to talking over one another at any point in the film, even when they're angry or scared. They all still talk as if they had to wait to hold the talking stick.

[@bigbearkat2010]

@@6022 I agree. My sister saw this movie and commented on how bad the acting was and I had to tell her that it probably wasn't their fault because Shyamalan has this weird ability to make his actors embarrass themselves

[@6022]

@@bigbearkat2010 100% It's not the actors, I'm sure. I've seen them do excellent work in other things

[@sawesomeness]

I think it works great for characters like Mr. Glass, Kevin Wendle Crum, and the Grandparents in the visit. Those characters are mentally insane so when they say shyamalan's weird dialog it works because those characters are weird.

[@Willoughby87]

Hold up hold up.... James is freaking STACKED.

[@hudeyfaabdi610]

He got that sleeper builddddd😮‍💨

[@BrynnHasSomethingtoSay]

I’m sayingggggggg

[@theheatslayer5840]

Fr 😭

[@KitsuneRokaku]

14:22 "I SEE YOU UP THERE, A-Hole" Damnit, James. Almost choked on my drink 😂

[@schqrr]

😂

[@chatterbox7481]

I think a better plot twist is that the island makes you really young, but you keep all your adult knowledge, and it turns out this island created boss baby.

[@Topdoggie7]

Hollywood, hire this guy!

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

The beach that makes you young

[@KSmith-kp5jz]

That’s honestly a really fascinating concept for a horror movie. While they try to find an escape, the older people must watch as their children de-age until they’re literally fetuses that can’t survive outside of the womb. It ends with only the grandmother being alive, except now she’s 20 something.

[@Noquarious]

Could sort of play on the fountain of youth legend too!

[@Amethystar]

On the other side of the world is a beach that makes you young, just you balance out the energy sapped from the beach that makes you old. Good grief, whoever owned that island would be both king of the world and public enemy #1. The amount of money people last to just look young is absurd!

[@BertOfBelfast]

Missed opportunity for James not slowly adding more and more grey hair each time we cut to him on the Count.

[@iamintriguing]

Yeah very good idea

[@ehcsitroM]

yea but the beach that makes you old!!!

[@khac6876]

Nobody's looking at James' hair.

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Agreed

[@plotwiist6817]

@@khac6876 fake ass shit lol

[@williamburns2.026]

I enjoyed that "Beach that makes you old" running gag.

[@DKasper3201]

18:14 “sorry, that wasn’t from his pocket, it was from the beach that make you ol-“ unforgettable😂

[@CjChaosMansion]

Funniest part of the video lmao

[@KillFriskey]

This kind of edit will never fail to make me laugh. See also the line from the Silence of the Lambs KC. "Or should I say "rubbed one OFF on he-"

[@cheneethompson5756]

That cut made me laugh!

[@schqrr]

@@KillFriskey😂

[@TheWorldsLargestOven]

Did you mean 18:14?

[@moonwalker8391]

5:46 i love how the Lawrence Gordon joke is still going to this day 😂

[@trevorhensley3185]

He's a doctor.

[@ActuallyMori]

He's a doctor.

[@thecoolcongle5128]

He's a doctor.

[@tohkritxhaln2703]

He’s a doctor.

[@ardidaanishwiyono3364]

He's a doctor

[@DeVaughnTaylor]

“Oh hey, there probably wouldn’t be any flies on this beach. That’s..eh..pretty good” Underrated joke bc it’s true haha

[@brokeking4156]

James being ripped was not on my 2024 bingo card 😭

[@personman7741]

oh but we’re not complaining

[@jayvila4755]

I am too distracted

[@lilelo208]

I definitely have gender envy lol DAMN!

[@ThwipThwipBoom]

I felt the same way seeing MoistCrikal and Yong Yea's muscles for the first times. You just never know who is ripped under their shirt I guess.

[@pennywisethedancingclown2246]

He's showed his body in other videos before

[@aliasfakename3159]

The French Comic that OLD is based off of is very different. The baby the kids have lives. When everyone has just a few hours to live, the Turkish guy among them tells them a story that amounts "don't worry about death, just live for now." Everyone dies but the baby grows to be a 50-year-old woman who spends the final pages building a sandcastle and grieving her parents

[@liminalspacecowboy]

I love your summary of OLD. One note tho: Midsized sedan had haemophilia. His counterpart had MS.

[@ashleighstratmann7783]

I remember Foundflix mentioning that. They also said one of the workers talking to the director about keeping psych and physical cases separate as the doctor killing the rapper messed up the studies on the medications by killing Sedan. Director said he would bring it up to the higher ups.

[@ashleighstratmann7783]

I don’t remember if the director was said to say this or if Foundflix guess it, but the request most likely wouldn’t have gone through even if they weren’t shut down anyways

[@ashleighstratmann7783]

Also didn’t the doctor had dementia? Not schizophrenia

[@Quesoquantum]

Dang didn’t know he was a bigot 😢

[@lorrainemace1983]

Is it weird that a channel dedicated to counting kills in horror movies actually help me with my depression? I found dead meat years ago while I was living in my flat, and I would watch every episode again and again, to forget the bullying and abuse I suffered at the hands of my neighbours. Dead Meat has become my comfort channel, if that makes sense to anyone

[@ZeAndy2806]

It's not weird! Horror is very cathartic and this channel is full of positivity. They helped me the same way, especially the podcast reigniting my love for the genre

[@jayxyvno]

Nah it ain’t weird, cause it helped me as well

[@MintyFreshCupcakes]

Helped me the same way :)

[@cggc5871]

Not readn allat lil bro go fill out a job application instead of a comment section

[@Felixium22_TTV]

@@cggc5871weird way to say you can’t read

[@khairuldjadid5424]

"So, I went to the beach that makes you old." "You went to the what?" "The beach that makes you old." "The beach that makes you old?" "Yeah man, the beach that makes you old."

[@TheLowBrassDude]

So wait, Togami was killed under the table?!

[@tire_iron488]

"it's actually the rocks that make you old"

[@Cmou-p7z]

“Excuse me?” “I got to tell you about this beach, it made me old” “You have to know that’s not possible” “Look at me man, I’m old as hell, and it’s cuz I went to the beach that made you old”

[@brodstarpadpen6949]

"I gotta tell you about this beach.... it made me old"

[@daggerfly0087]

​@@Cmou-p7zthere's no such thing as a beach that makes you old

[@truehearts8051]

I really like this Kill Count, especially with James’s muscles! Man, he was not kidding when he said that he works out. Keep being awesome, Dead Meat!

[@6022]

So, the original book was about a beach that made you old, and was a metaphor for the impermanence of our own existence, and it was called 'Sandcastles'. There is perhaps no better way to demonstrate the level on which M Knight understands the story than him choosing the title 'Old'.

[@Topdoggie7]

I concur.

[@jijitters]

Might seem reductive in this case, but I respect his commitment to keeping that titling style for most of his films. If you look at them all together, this one fits right inside the pattern of being the shortest possible, most straightforward one-word descriptions of the plot. Lady in the Water and Knock at the Cabin are the only true exceptions, for some reason. I bet he even would've titled TLA just 'Airbender' if it had been his choice lol

[@TheDeconstructivist]

I dunno, his film is different enough I think giving it a radically different name makes sense.

[@felixdraws]

"Hi, I'm Trent, what are your names and what do you do for a living?" this genuinely floored me dude how has this guy ever been nominated for anything ever

[@x0gucx]

Also "it's rust, it's poison when it gets into the blood stream" The audience really isn't trusted with anything huh.

[@trenchposter4234]

Cause he’s a Philly boy!

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Because he started out with a really good movie and then faceplanted almost immediately.

[@testedhawk]

"Who is your Daddy and what does he do?"

[@coolnerdlll6053]

@@testedhawk "Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine."

[@detroit.mp4214]

Ok is no one gonna talk about how good James looks shirtless??

[@BourdeoixEterno]

It’s on Twitter lol! we all agree he’s looking fine here

[@joshuaesparza9219]

I can feel Chelsea giggling every time “the beach that makes you old” is said or written.

[@joechill6327]

I connected with this movie after my visit to the beach that turns you into a pelican, it's been a rough few years.

[@hismiths6649]

Being able to not only use a phone but also type out a comment with wings and webbed feet is incredibly impressive.

[@Tritonofclansakai2]

How cool it is to fly?

[@joechill6327]

@@Tritonofclansakai2 It's cool, windows are my worst enemy.

[@jayvila4755]

James shirtless is making me feel inadequate instead of informed about horror lol

[@misterj9669]

I appreciate that James is as obsessed with saying "the beach that makes you old" as I am lmao

[@6022]

I know there's no real point nitpicking a film like this on 'that wouldn't happen'-s, but... how did the pharmaceutical company think their whole plan was supposed to work? We don't just trust pharma companies to work out on their own if something's safe and then wander up to the FDA like "Oh, yeah, this is definitely ok. You can approve this one." I want to see the scene where they're applying for approval and they try to say that they don't need to go through any of the regular stages of testing their drugs because they did illegal human testing on a sample size of one on a magic beach, and they know it works because they were watching through a telescope.

[@MamaMOB]

This

[@Amethystar]

It might depend on which government they went through. If they can get their foot in one door, other countries might at least run their own trials on it without questioning the origins, maybe? I'm not knowledgeable in this area, but there usually seems to be some corporate workaround.

[@blardfip4540]

It’s not that the drugs are ready for approval, it’s that the company knows they will be approved. They don’t have to risk spending money on dead ends, or risk surprises like fen phen (the drug that gave ppl heart attacks). Everything that comes out of this is solid so they can just go through the normal procedure knowing they will be successful.

[@6022]

@@blardfip4540 Well, true, fen phen did injure many people, and even has some confirmed deaths. It was also prescribed 18 million times, so if you got 18 million people on the beach, their plan is flawless.

[@imhappy._.]

Afaik, FDA doesnt actually certify your drugs are effective, only that it's safe to consume. That's why quack medicines dependent solely on placebo gets FDA certification.

[@evanward9252]

James made it incredibly hard to watch this one respectfully 😭

[@gagejoestv2714]

The accelerated rust death is one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a movie

[@MARADONA_GOAT605]

I love how James just has every type of clothes for every video

[@haiz768]

His channel is dying.

[@GeldtheGelded]

​@@haiz768 how'd you figure that?

[@Ex3ox]

@@haiz768he literally gets 1M+ every video 😭

[@Ex3ox]

@@haiz768EWWW WAIT you have 100+ comments and they are all hate comments 😭 average skull merchant main

[@Antsu12gamer]

Ok kinda true

[@DareToBeDeviant]

"Why does my everything hurt?" Way too relatable, me 35, feeling 70.

[@brandongamingtv7545]

4:08 although, according to the youtube channel "how to beat", the resort's name is actually a hint that something sinister is afoot - because Anamika basically translates to "without a name" in hindi. a resort wouldn't brand themselves without a name or identity, and that alone tells us that they might be hiding something.

[@grumpysphinx4911]

Or, yknow, they just picked a random name without caring about the meaning in another language. Like that one company that literally named themselves "Nonce", not being aware of the word's meaning 😅

[@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951]

Great channel! He's SO irritated by bad writing and stupid characters 😂

[@Januaryhuntingdogs11]

The comments are young, the movie is Old

[@Sadboi_Rook]

HA!

[@i_basl]

this is a joke of all time

[@uzielyanez5975]

Ha! Top comment!!

[@cloudieo]

My wine and cheese are well aged

[@giannimastropietro-ju1on]

Nice

[@Hakunamytwata]

Petition for James to do all kill counts in an open shirt 😅

[@Trabacooliasmeni]

I SO second dat!!!!!!!!

[@cheneethompson5756]

Hell yeah!!

[@waypou2004]

“Why does my…everything hurt now?” Mood dude lmao

[@BonBonthe2nd]

The James that counts your kills

[@Thepluhmaster]

The kills that counts your James

[@TheLowBrassDude]

The Zoran that Bixbys your Tremors

[@leojamesclune1730]

BIXBY! ​@@TheLowBrassDude

[@Quesoquantum]

Istg if this channel is about the James that Counts your Kills

[@oznatsnoc]

Damn!! Looking good, James! It was real hard to look you in the eyes.

[@cohenstrauch4839]

I really hope this movie isn’t about a beach that makes you old.

[@Simple_Man_Golf]

I hate to be the one that tells you this…

[@user-kw3cd6ch4m]

Not A beach... THE beach.

[@sarahwithanh4272]

you might wanna sit down for this…

[@can-xe5ub]

This is the most beach that makes you old movie of all time

[@joshuaokoro-sokoh2993]

20:14 That's also Ms Honey from Matilda. Lovely teacher character, and lovely performance.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

And she was in freaking Schindler’s List. That woman has talent to spare.

[@hecksters423]

5:46 The moment he said the line, and I was already expecting Dr. Gordon. Clearly, James does not disappoint with the running gag.

[@makushonjongramiresu1577]

Chrystal's death was so traumatizing I loved it

[@sharp7in8]

"Don't look at me!"

[@menace135]

real, the only good thing in the movie besides the concept

[@NoHorror17]

Who knew James was lowkey built with a sleeper build

[@CoratMcRed]

I don't know why but the whole "Beach that makes you old" bit just makes me chuckle, every time.

[@mwroach1251]

I was expecting James to look a little older each time the camera cut back to him but going full old man for the "to the numbers" bit was great too 😊

[@TheLocalEnbyy]

4:04 “TITLE CARRRRD, the beach that makes you TITLE CARRRRD” almost gave me an asthma attack and I don’t even know why.

[@classlessacts3535]

Honestly, Chrystals death is what made me remember this film when I saw that you’re covering it

[@brandongamingtv7545]

welcome to the shot count, where we tally up the number of *(lemon soda shots)* that I can chug down everytime the word "the beach that makes you old" is said during the entirety of this kill count Edit: for those that are wondering / worried though, don't worry: I didn't actually chug down lemon soda shots: I went for water instead during the watch-through of this kill count. But please, binge watch and drink responsibly - for the last thing you would want to worry about is getting a hangover after that watch-through... 😵‍💫

[@PissMeister_69]

Godspeed

[@jackmclean4120]

How you going so far?

[@joefur2835]

Bro has no more esophagus

[@ChickenGeorgeClooney]

Or, rather "Welcome to Drunk Kill Count, where we drink watching Kill Counts and tell you what we learned from 'em. This week's Kill Count, released in 2024, is for M. Night Shyamalan's Old, featuring the beach that makes you old! Today's drinking game comes from @brandongamingtv7545, who says to drink every time James says 'the beach that makes you old.'"

[@journeybrickpictures77]

Dude you’re going to get diabetes

[@strawberrypostpavilion]

Kills: 7:54 skinny dipper 8:45 Agnes 12:11 kara’s baby 12:47 mid-sized sedan / brendan 15:13 Jarin Carmichael 16:38 Kara 17:12 Patricia Carmichael 18:39 Chrystal 18:57 Charles 19:58 Guy Cappa 19:58 Prisca Cappa

[@DanGamingFan2406]

Time for the ultimate challenge: Take a shot every time James says "the beach that makes you old." You'll feel like your liver's aged 80 years by the end of it.

[@azura7702]

The shots that make you old

[@arinthium4018]

22:33 The real horror of this movie

[@zodoxx]

Need those James A. Janitties

[@8MillsProductions]

Here’s a good drinking game: take a shot every time James says “the beach that makes you old”.

[@Plasma_____Cat]

If you want death every time he says old

[@PDubs41]

The drinks that make you old

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

There gonna be kill count of it

[@johnhicks8911]

This would a wonderful premise to do a one off drunk Disney type video. Do “drunk kill count”, James, Chelsea, zoran, and gressiel(totally spelled that wrong) as disembodied hands get drunk to a kill count video with repeated jokes

[@dumberthan2coconuts86]

I was 16 when this came out and it was the first movie I watched in theaters alone. This lovely elderly couple got tickets too. As we were about 15 minutes early and the only ones in the theater; I overheard the wife asking her husband if they should ask if I would like to sit with them and being generally worried about me being alone. Her husband assured her that I would be fine and they could keep an eye on me as I was two rows in front of them. It was so sweet!!!

[@RevoIverOceIot]

"she's not doing great" LOL James with that deadpan delivery

[@Finn-wm2no]

>I went to the beach that makes you old. -The beach that makes you old? >Yea the beach that makes you old.

[@Shortsonic37]

5:46 i love how the Lawrence Gordon joke is still going to this day

[@IceColdKoopa]

"More Twiztid than a Juggalo show" a faygo to this man

[@Molson-xg9hs]

Michigan, represent!

[@fartgodjosi5410]

It’s crazy that this movie is 3 years old I remember the trailers like it came out in the beginning of this year

[@cryptodentist]

They did. We got old.

[@ThwipThwipBoom]

What are y'all 15? lol 3 years is nothing

[@tohkritxhaln2703]

12:10: “Kara’s Baby 51 Mins In Died From…Lack of Attention?” They straight up say the baby died of starvation. A baby requiring nutrition every 3 hours in a place where a year passes in 30 minutes? Yeah, she starved that fast.

[@sashazoprak3253]

I think James should be shirtless in every video 💪

[@terrancesilvermistbenjamin9864]

Second this

[@cheneethompson5756]

​@@terrancesilvermistbenjamin9864 Third this!

[@cheneethompson5756]

​@@terrancesilvermistbenjamin9864third this!

[@juanoro-barcenas79495]

Gael Garcia Bernal is an underrated actor with a diverse acting style. I enjoyed him in "Amores Perros" and "Babel" and especially in Werewolf By Night which Dead Meat covered a few years back.

[@KTKZon58]

_The Science of Sleep_ is a good one too

[@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375]

He gave the better performance of this film ....but everyone is so robotic one might not realize. Gael is (normally) a fantastic actor people!!

[@HelenaSan425]

James talking about Death and violence in a friendly matter while reviewing movies is really damn entertaining to watch

[@KatieVanHelsing]

I’m with James, I kinda love this twist. It’s very dark and very clever. I’ve never read the graphic novel, but honestly, I’d love to see this concept in a miniseries.

[@thekawaiislartibartfast42]

A beach made me old once. Once!

[@scaph_1909]

Every beach makes you older if you think about it

[@sonicalex2536]

was it the beach that makes you old?

[@thekawaiislartibartfast42]

​@@scaph_1909No wonder I'm so tired!

[@thekawaiislartibartfast42]

​@@sonicalex2536it was definitely the beach that makes you old.

[@sonicalex2536]

@@thekawaiislartibartfast42 so disappointing, would have never expected this from the beach that makes you old

[@anofficialwasteoftime8408]

We are now one step closer to a kill count on The Happening, and I am all for it.

[@mandyb2245]

"You can't outrun a car!" oh god, I'm dying! xD Wow, the Night Shyamalan family is full of movie makers! That's awesome! :D

[@dantorio367]

oh my god!!! they went into the beach, the old beach the beach that makes you old when you go into it, that old beach

[@MentalAmanda]

I literally read that in Kronk's voice.

[@JazzyJonas]

There was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface, and of course the loveable old James. 23:35

[@AmeliaThornhill-tz7ot]

Hahaha perfect!!

[@SSR6464]

14:23 James has been funny AF in all these new Kill Counts 😂

[@horrorghoul]

Mid-Sized Sedan had hemophilia not MS. That's why his wounds couldn't heal on the island and he died

[@rejector7126]

To me, Old is the most unintentionally funniest movies ever from Shyamalan EDIT: I just remembered The Happening exist. My bad

[@alyhoffman2643]

The Rifftrax for it is amazing.

[@bernardomenin171]

What about the happening?

[@PlatyNews]

Sorry, but it is ages below Happening ;D

[@Popcultureguy3000]

More unintentional funny than The Happening!? *_”What!_*_ Nooo._

[@lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8]

"The Trees Are Murdering Mark Wahlberg"

[@themaster22dude39]

I’m always taken off guard with just how in shape James is

[@Toshikochan0]

James in his full Ken beach mode.

[@IWantToPetYourDog]

His job is beach and Kill Counts.

[@pocketmarcy6990]

“I got old” ~Ben Shapiro after going to the beach that makes you old

[@agent5333]

Beninem

[@Quesoquantum]

“Now let’s say, hypothetically, I got old. Of course, I went to the old beach, the beach that makes you old.”

[@clarkthecoolkid7833]

I wasn’t aware that James was jacked

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Movie: *makes a plot point out of nobody growing hair* Also movie: *all the male actors clearly change their amount of hair throughout* Shyamalan confuses me.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

To be fair, since this whole thing is pharmaceutical in origin and it’s well-known that some drugs work differently for different genders, I’m willing to suspend my disbelief a little on that one.

[@billybobismyrealname860]

"get some light over here...." Next week gonna be lit

[@jijitters]

I'll never board the hate train for this movie. I wandered into a viewing of this movie with no warning because someone else was watching it, and went in totally and completely blind having no idea what it was and missing the first few minutes. Rocked my world for an hour. Incredible experience. Living in a world where you never look into anything ahead of time and just take every movie as a surprise, and genuinely don't care what anyone else's opinions are, is great. Would recommend.

[@walterschmid]

I love how James just is dressed in any attire and make it relating to the movie he's covering

[@poppyameiIa]

16:29 “sharp objects be damned.” eliza scanlen’s kill count debut and we got an amma crellin reference, thank you writers!

[@Ls_Ifret]

Thank you James for the new video to watch. I was hospitalized friday and kill count is exactly what I needed. Your videos are like comfort food entertainment when I need them.

[@nataliecameron]

Ah yes, my favourite movie that I keep calling "the beach that makes you old"

[@removedgod]

James is by far the friendliest and most ernest person on youtube. Always enjoyable watches for years now.

[@johnsyoutubechannel577]

what about mrbeast

[@snonsig2688]

@@johnsyoutubechannel577 mate..

[@spinosaurusiii7027]

@@johnsyoutubechannel577 Bro doesn't know 😭

[@MaivileTheGodSensei]

Tekking101

[@Sodapatches]

@@johnsyoutubechannel577 Stay pure lil bro

[@NoblePunk]

Anybody know any other Horror movies where characters are shirtless? Asking for James, I mean, asking for a friend