Forgetting your parents follow you on Instagram

And after 13 years of stubbornly resisting, I too now have an Instagram! Go follow if you like / mattroseskullemoji

[@randomvids5502]

Simple trick for this to never to happen to you: Don't use social media. Go off the grid. Live in a forest and befriend a deer. Grow antlers. Eat wild (might be poisonous) berries. Live peacefully.

[@Matt_Rose]

A crow delivers you a letter "Kirsty at work told me she saw you eating poisonous berries, not very happy to hear this. And antlers? Worried this will impact your employability. Love Mum"

[@freakkycats]

@@Matt_RoseHI YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYA

[@PiesZdzislaw]

@@freakkycats HI FATH FATH FATH

[@bottlemanepic3781]

ha

[@googleyoflolz9930]

and become a xenomorph

[@CrabMan2539]

"No smoking in the car I paid for" has got to be the most dad thing I have ever heard

[@newwaveinfantry8362]

He's completely in the right.

[@viljamtheninja]

@@newwaveinfantry8362 I mean, if he bought it as a gift, then no, not really. If you buy something for someone as a gift and give it to them, it's no longer your property, you can't decide what they do with it once it's out of your hands. That said, it would still be pretty disrespectful and stupid to smoke in the car if they didn't pay for it themselves, so they can hardly expect another gift of that kind of value if that's the kind of care they show it.

[@dbio305]

@@viljamtheninjamost parents do not buy cars for their kids as gifts. They buy cars to allow their kids to drive and then eventually get their own cars.

[@dulcecitarisitas3504]

and the 💯

[@davedavid6058]

@@viljamtheninja imagine getting gifted a car

[@Deedeemegadoodoopoocoo]

that dad that just responded with “🤨” from their child getting a boner from ice cream is so awesome

[@GamingNoobpro-dp3iq]

🤨moment

[@KronosAnimates]

but why is he getting a boner from ice cream 🤨

[@AllieInWonderland]

🤨

[@ally_taylorsversion03]

🤨

[@keysystem]

🤨

[@bepis_lord7883]

"repair your pants" is the best accidental insult

[@Teachmepleaseeee]

True. It's just so unnatural? Weird and unexpected. It's the perfect insult for that one girl or guy who just loves to wear ridiculous pants

[@StuffandThings_]

Matt Rose is a perfect lesson in why most social media should be used either very carefully or very ironically

[@deepfriedlettuce.]

‽

[@calibricalypso]

​@@deepfriedlettuce.Interrobang‽ Don't see those around too often

[@eubiqus9536]

Or my personal favorite, mostly avoided

[@deepfriedlettuce.]

@@calibricalypso You don't‽

[@Generic-Cat-Drawing]

I’m the 1k like! :3

[@cozicofi]

The real fear is if your parents see who you're subscribed to on KZbin. I think my parents would be incredibly concerned if they knew I was subscribed to a British chap who drinks and yells SKULL EMOJI into megaphones.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Especially with the shit he talks about. Furbies. Scary shit.

[@HVY526]

Yea

[@googleyoflolz9930]

I would be kicked out of the house if they saw my subscriptions-

[@nocapnokizzy]

@@googleyoflolz9930 my parents are well aware who im subscribed to

[@justarandompersoniguess]

I have no idea how my parents would react if they saw my subscriptions, I don’t even remember some of the stuff in my subscriptions

[@yoink364]

this is just a cleverly titled sequel to the "parents not understanding memes" video combined with "cursed texts from grandmas/grandpas" you gotta love matt rose always giving us more

[@XYZB0RG]

dope war of the worlds profile picture

[@yoink364]

@@XYZB0RG i fuckin love that album

[@_thirtyseven]

1:17 As a Christian, I can confirm that that is actually in the Bible. Basically 99% of the book of Job is Job telling his friends that he hates life because he lost all of his earthly possessions and that he wants his friends to go away and let him die in peace.

[@Carbot-101]

that quote describes 80% of my life, and 20% of my afterlife

[@bluebaron6811]

Job had the best character arc of any real life person

[@melissacooper8724]

To be fair, his friends weren't much help!

[@denjidenji9162]

His earthly possessions AND his wife (or was it wives?) AND his children. The guy had a reason to be pissed off lmao

[@benjakincabbagewalkerbenja7943]

@@denjidenji9162 No he didn't lose his wife actually, but she tells him to "curse God and die."

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

As someone who doesn’t have instagram with parents who don’t have instagram either, I think this is relatable.

[@appletree13]

Lmao agreed. Only my mom has it and that's for her job lol. edit: spelling

[@idkcba]

Here here!

[@shadowcat8798]

Same here lol

[@FoamBanana]

Imagine using social media 😎

[@Matt_Rose]

Consider yourself one of the lucky ones 😌

[@CallsignReaper_]

I will never understand how Matt can pronounce random scrambled up letters like it’s a language he’s fluent in 💀💀

[@BOBOS_SILLYSTUFF]

“SKULL EMOJII” -Matt rose

[@Matt_Rose]

Literally years of practice at this point MCLKNLKASJDLMQOPDUASNKA

[@Giorgio243]

@@Matt_Rose I need you to read this out loud in the next video. I've tried to read it 6 times and failed miserably in all of them.

[@SmolGhost13]

@@Matt_Rose well that one is quite easy to pronounce, it doesn't even have any symbols or numbers

[@miraculous_lady_noir2179]

@@Matt_Rose I agree with Giorgio. You should make a video reading out loud all of your own comments.

[@sambradley9091]

1:17 I like how grandma isn't even offended, just real confused

[@jozefienvoets2744]

Honestly I sympathize with the dad not wanting the boyfriend to smoke in the car

[@kaorimiyazono2299]

I had the child version of this problem. When I was about seven, my parents would sit me down because they were concerned over my drawings. They weren’t violent, just bizarre. Highlights include: off brand magical princesses, several messed up horses, and Fat Albert. Weirdest part is that I don’t remember watching Fat Albert.

[@MBZ901]

I'm sorry but that made me laugh 😅

[@javijavi6]

HEY HEY HEY 🔊🔊🔊

[@Dilucsimp420]

I read this in Matt's voice and died laughing.

[@kate_cooper]

I read this comment and was wondering who on Earth Fat Albert was. Then he just showed up in my recommended timeline. How did KZbin do that?

[@K33L4N-B3Y]

THAT MOVIE WAS A PIECE OF MY CHILDHOOD

[@dlanightfury]

Sometimes it’s beneficial to have a family of people in which I’m the only one who seems to understand social media

[@strayiggytv]

Same. I feel for the younger gen whose parents are all online

[@birb7353]

Absolutely! If any of your socials have your name as part of the username, this is just your reminder to private those accounts if you haven't already. Just to be safe

[@sophiedowney1077]

Im the opposite. My mom's on instagram and Facebook, and my Dad's on TikTok, and I just use youtube and discord. So i have to hear about the cringe instagram reels my aunt posts 2nd hand.

[@nallyaaaaaa]

3:25 the actual translation from malay is actually “why are you talking like this in the morning… not good you know” so google translate saying “what are you like this” is funnier 😭

[@bruhgimmememes]

ohhhhh aku confused

[@Itbecause]

But... that is what it said

[@JuanGaytanS]

⁠@@ItbecauseThe translator forgot the “ckp”, an abbreviation for “cakap”, meaning “speak” The full spelling of the original text is “Kenapa pagi-pagi cakap macam ni”

[@Itbecause]

@@JuanGaytanS oh wait... I just noticed the difference between the two in the comment. I got it

[@notnotnotanaltn4030]

BAHASA MELAYU MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOOO

[@clockwork3494]

The fucking Pheonix Wright "?" sound cue had me in tears, that was way funnier than it had any right being lol

[@Scribblemations]

Matt Rose never fails to be our parents on social media

[@Zynixed]

@@Scribblemations☹️

[@sanguinelinguine]

Typical “never fails” zero effort comment

[@Zynixed]

@ilikecatz23same💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Meela9088]

Matt rose can be anyone on social media lol

[@Zynixed]

@@Meela9088true

[@Amber-of2oc]

My mom follows me on Instagram and anytime I post any self deprecating humor on my story she responds to telling me it’s not true, which is honestly really cute

[@deg8517]

wholesome

[@aiiiia9971]

Awwwwhhh 😢

[@Zorro9129]

Self-deprecating humor is cringe.

[@Doodle_Dragon]

​@@Zorro9129YOURE CRINGE, WAHHHKA-WAKA!!!

[@the_expidition427]

Cringe is cringe

[@DoMorrMusic]

5:25 DANG GRANDMA

[@n0t_br33zy]

Bro roasted his grand child lol 💀💀💀💀

[@SirensOfNC]

POPPED YO ASS

[@WolvenSCP]

Lol

[@EnormousPurpleGarden]

4:30 Nan sounds pretty cool, tbh.

[@nonamelegend_vapor]

As a millennial and parent, be advised: if your parents love you, they WILL inevitably act the part of the oblivious parent on purpose to get a reaction out of you haha

[@glebglub]

as a fellow millenial, my mum, aunt, dad, grandmother, cousins, friends, etc. have always done this. who the hell doesn't? it's funny. especially if it leads up to a horrendous out of pocket pun knowing how they're going to describe it

[@NoriMori1992]

I don't see why someone should consider that an expression of love if they need an internet stranger to assure them that it's an expression of love 😂 I think that's their decision!

[@clamh84]

Instant flashbacks to my parents dancing to muzac at any given opportunity 😂

[@mamadrxgon5902]

I was once going through my daughter's internet history during the at-home learning during Covid, saying she needed to do her work first then play games (she was playing tons of games during school time). I happened to find that she looked up "amy hedgehog sonic naked". I didn't even get mad, I just died laughing. She was 9.

[@itsthecamaroguy]

Right? I want to have kids just so I can mess with em like this

[@TroyDinn]

Matt thanks for making the perfect video for me to watch instead of studying for my science test tomorrow!

[@TroyDinn]

I’ll get back to it in a second!

[@Fiore_6]

I dropped everything I was doing to watch this video

[@callmezaee]

I would tell you to get back to studying, but in fact I’m watching this whilst needing to study for a Spanish exam tomorrow 😭 Good luck!

[@Matt_Rose]

No! Study your science. Apply yourself 🔬

[@TroyDinn]

@@Matt_RoseOk Matt, I’ve studied now haha

[@Frenchaboo]

As someone who drew completely unrelated gay dudes to have someone reply to it with "aw they're such brothers :)" the "sisters" post hit me with critical damage

[@chinsaw2727]

I question the relationships that, the people who think LGBT couples are actually just siblings, have with their family.

[@wahitsoctavia]

My parents clearly tell the difference thank god, but i had a kid at my school who i already knew was very homophobic look over my shoulder while i was drawing some OCs and ask if they were brothers. They’re dating. He asked 100% genuinely too like excuse me what????

[@K00LKATTTTT]

6:52 "sextina aquafina" such a wonderful user

[@humbleebumblee]

Gotta love the almost poetic irony of grandparents being appalled by younger people doing things that they themselves did if not even worse so.

[@haldalas]

I think it’s the publicity of it that shocks most of them. Also, they of course didn’t *all* do things they disapprove of now.

[@DavidNikkiZane]

​@@haldalasthat's so vulgar! back in my day, we were ASHAMED of doing the exact same thing!!

[@sylv512]

​@@DavidNikkiZane of speaking in terms of slang and dressing nonconformingly? that sounds dystopian dontchya think?

[@sylv512]

must have been a rich white kid

[@Zorro9129]

Mine certainly didn't, what's this assumption that grandparents were as immoral as people nowadays?

[@user-dk7ib8wf8z]

3:46: The sextuple "SKULLEMOJIII" really got me, LMAOOO. Thank you for saving yet another Monday!!💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@squesh-yv1se]

S̶̡̨͉̭̅͌̋͐͋̍̌̈́̀̎͆̈́̍͠͝K̸͓̥͓̮̘̰͉͂̈́̇̂͋̂͋U̸̧͍̬̣̙͔̲̝̙̤͌̈́̿̎͆L̷͖̣͚͓̃͋̐̋̈́̄̅̍͆̚͝Ļ̵̡̨̩̙̦̦̗̝̰̗̙̆͐E̸͍̠͎͙̫͓̰̜̺̯̻̻̣̙͑̈́́͛̇̐͊̊̊̑̍͘̚͝M̵̨̢̧̬̘̠͕͊̋͐́̀̂̃̃̆͜Ơ̵̢͗̋̀̓́̌̇̄̀̌͂͒̕͘J̴̺̞̬̪̦̳̞̜̦̰̼̎͜͝ͅỈ̵͙̥͖̫̹̞̜̬̳̲̖͋̋͊̌̽̒̓͜͝

[@Ozzy622]

SKULL EMOJI SKULL EMOJI SKULL EMOJI SKULL EMOJI SKULL EMOJI SKULL EMOJI

[@ROO--SU]

I'm cryingggg

[@subsntl]

*SULEMOEIIIIII*

[@AlohaXChicken27]

5:35 I can confirm Texas does look like this

[@QuitChannel1236]

4:56 JULIAN YOU STILL NEED TO REPAIR YOUR PANTS🔪🔪🔪🔪👹👹👹👹

[@Doktor_CC]

Matt is like a cool wine dad that can read out your awful handwriting with perfect pronunciation

[@sylv512]

does he taste amontillado and other exquisite wines?

[@Doktor_CC]

@@sylv512 depends on hows he's feeling and how accurately he wants to translate jibberish

[@aiiiia9971]

He IS our cool wine dad that can read out awful handwriting with perfect pronounciation

[@-bugbite]

well he is cool, he does drink wine and he can read out awful handwriting with perfect pronunciation but he's not a dad

[@tayss.fqlklore]

Honestly Matt, I just want to say thank you for cheering me up whenever I’m feeling lonely/insignificant - thanks again for all your dedication to making content for all of us to enjoy:]

[@faby_baby]

Jesus will never make you feel lonely/insignificant, he will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :) “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” ‭‭Romans‬ ‭10‬:‭9‬-‭13‬ ‭KJV‬‬ “and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.” ‭‭Mark‬ ‭1‬:‭15‬ ‭KJV‬‬ If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on KZbin and a KZbin channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.* God Bless :)

[@Sqwidiot]

well now you have a reply, and are not so lonely down here

[@earthboundisawsome]

Man it breaks my heart to see all of our close relatives be so out of touch with reality. Like, I swear some people's parents need to go outside and touch grass

[@MoonLoonie69]

“What’s a femboy?” That killed me. 😂😂😂😂

[@drouseyman]

matt is pregnant but he never fails to not fail to deliver

[@xyzzyx4839]

oh my god top tier shitpost

[@plainlyabrick]

what

[@basilflower420]

who’s the father?

[@Sonicdude3]

ME@@basilflower420

[@drouseyman]

@@basilflower420 matt violet

[@StuffandThings_]

Can we all appreciate how Matt Rose never fails to 💀💀💀💀💀

[@sidthemann25]

Yes he does never fail to die

[@inthesameuniverse]

@@sidthemann25HELP

[@Fam_theAlt]

SKULL EMOJI

[@a_stupid_channel.]

SKULL EMOJIII!!

[@gingerninja137]

I've been watching too much content about people being horrible so going through your channel is a much needed change of pace :)) thanks for always making me laugh!

[@TrinityCatUnlimited]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THAT ONE PERSON AT 6:35 HAD 456 UNREAD TEXTS, LIKE WHAT

[@XYZB0RG]

he has friends and you don't

[@TrinityCatUnlimited]

Well it seems they don’t like their friends if they don’t read any of their messages

[@TrinityCatUnlimited]

@@XYZB0RG also, I have friends, all my hotdogs are friends

[@DuoEditzYT]

@@XYZB0RGthat’s unnecessary offensive

[@XYZB0RG]

​ @TehCatBlack I find it quite necessary

[@Whitezekrom569]

Not Instagram, but my mum brought up that one of my OCs has the same name as she does, by pure coincidence. I swear, getting called by your Twitter handle is infinitely more threatening than being called by your full name.

[@chinsaw2727]

Your mother walks up to you like “Hey you know that ‘White-Zeke-Room’ account you go by?”

[@Thenümetalenthusiast]

"WHITE ZEKROM! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!"

[@WhatIsTomeeDoingNow]

*“Whitezekrom569, get downstairs now, or you’re grounded.”*

[@BloodrealmX]

How the hell do you accidentally give a character you made the same name as your mother? Did you forget your mother's name or something?

[@DisgruntledGoblin]

​@@BloodrealmXYeah...seems a tad sus...

[@lelinpelin]

Thanks mate for uploading this masterpiece! I'm currently really sick and this video was the highlight of my day. I really needed this, thanks Matt! Also I really liked that SKULLEMOJI CHOIR 💀💀💀!!!

[@Matt_Rose]

Feel better soon!

[@lelinpelin]

@@Matt_Rose Thanks mate!

[@shady1137]

Yoooooo same

[@julialevelle6384]

That first one is actually so sad. You can feel the sadness and disappointment coming from Grandma. If I were the kid, I would been so sorry.

[@Sir.Strange]

4:15 I love that angry WHAT so much

[@Fiore_6]

Matt's laugh is just so wholesome 💖

[@7aarts]

4:52 I CANT LMFOAOO

[@GrimGrinner]

OK

[@brennoc1623]

Sounds like some alternative version of "I CAN FEEL IT COMING INSIDE ME"

[@luckzy971]

"I can feel the cweaminess from here"

[@ssafeaib]

Lobbe thenpfp btw 😜

[@Sqwidiot]

LMFOAOO Laugh My Fucking Orifices And Opinions Off

[@leeyubinsproperty]

5:05 MIN YOONGI IDK WHY SEEING MY MAN IN THE WILD MADE ME SO HAPPY

[@Luminescent_moon]

SAMEEEEE

[@moonkook3]

I ALMOST CHOKED

[@kookie_809]

IKR I GASPED SO LOUD

[@user-iw8me8po4d]

OMG SAMEEEE

[@strwbrryriki]

RIGHT IM SO SHOCKED

[@ChesterManfred]

"Sisters ❤" Sweet home Alabama Where the stars are blue

[@ajpotts4327]

Elderly relatives and social media are always a terrible combo, but matt always makes it peak comedy

[@sorbet-fox]

I want to start calling matt Mattpat because he’s made me theorize the meaning of life

[@spartansix2323]

YES.

[@cryingchild4209]

OMG LMAO 💀😂

[@MBZ901]

MattRat

[@Xezlec]

Mattpat Rosepose

[@whiskurrs]

these videos are so funny. honestly my favorite commentary youtuber

[@Minimaglite12]

6:44 ✨sextina aquafina✨💅

[@martiananomaly]

5:54 too real lmao

[@cross_byte]

so funny how all the grandparents were oblivious, all the mothers were worried or angry, dads were only caring about their stuff, and that uncle did an uncle thing

[@itsa4536]

probably one of the best vids on this channel

[@KevinTheFluffyWolfy]

I’m really glad I don’t have instagram, but I find it funny to see these people’s parents are responding to their posts.

[@mazeharvest1537]

1:38 Sweet home Allabama

[@RACINGUS95]

Where skies are blue

[@timeblade]

@@RACINGUS95 Sweet home, Alabama

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

Sisters by chance Lovers by choice Goodbye

[@omatic_opulis9876]

4kids censorship

[@suckerofthingies]

*new jersey

[@callmezaee]

I stopped watching Matt about a year ago and I don’t even know why, whenever I watch his videos I end up laughing uncontrollably for about 10 minutes 😭😭 Matt is the king of comedy (and skull emojis)

[@gwensroses-quit]

I remember the first ever video of his I watched literally had me laughing for hours because originally I laughed for about 15 minutes then I stopped, but whenever I remembered the video I would burst out laughing again and that would go on for about 2 hours 😭

[@seDrakonkill]

@@gwensroses-quitAbsolutely amazing feeling, getting to laugh at the same thing for a while.

[@catlicksass]

The choir screaming skull emoji at 3:46 is getting me 😭😭🙏

[@theknightikins9397]

That “lift weights” was BRUTAL

[@alice5790]

3:37 is rhe best sound effect ever

[@DoMorrMusic]

Not the Ace Attorney

[@Two_Teapod]

❓

[@Popanimates]

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[@MistyInTheCloudz]

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[@farelamzarplayz4863]

❓

[@cutiefox19]

Watching this makes me realize how generous my parents are. If I posted nothing but the sentence "I killed a man and ate his organs" and a picture of a black cat my mom would laugh

[@Xezlec]

Well that is oddly specific!

[@jaspyjiindust.9227]

KZbin forgot to send me notifications for your last 4 videos... ive never been so angry at youtube since they introduced the double ads... they were all comedy gold!

[@christophermoore6110]

He’s me fr fr 3:18

[@eddiehimself]

I had to explain the difference between a femboy and a trans woman to my dad last week lol.

[@tetra.]

Easy distinction: femboys are adorable, trans women are mildly scary

[@OctoAmbush-nc4xt]

I just let my friends who are better at explaining tell people about shit like that. I know that if I try, I'll fuck it up.

[@Mercury-ok8ie]

​@@OctoAmbush-nc4xtif you never try to explain things it will stay the same

[@binbows2258]

@@OctoAmbush-nc4xt its so easy to explain it, you just say trans people switch gender identity but femboys dont, shrimple as that

[@GamerTheCake]

Yikes, how'd that go?

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

The weird thing about this video is that you can feel the difference between what (most) people post to Instagram vs Twitter. Twitter is where you go with stupid or weird things that happened to you or popped into your head, to complain, or just generally where you go to be awkward. (And meme) Instagram is where (sometimes the same) people try to sound or look attractive or edgy or cool. (And meme)

[@SpectatorOfLife]

This man can make any line funny with his voice.

[@Mythical_Myths16]

5:20, the gun devil has been summoned

[@MrStitchwork]

5:30 Isn’t that the gun devil lmao

[@retruecano]

Yeah, thats soon to be aki

[@mirageyxs]

😞​@@retruecano

[@whatTFisThis]

matt rose has officially become thst one channel i watch when im feeling phsyically ill while sitting on the toilet either because my stomach or my ovaries, or in this case right now... both

[@nezzled]

7:14 I don't think I've ever actually heard Matt crack like that mid sentence

[@elisecode2212]

I have a couple times and it’s always hilarious because of how well he usually keeps it together

[@scratch-agunner]

3:59 MATT, YOU FORGOR THE TEXT AT THE BOTTOM SKHULLL EMOJIIIIIIII

[@musicisthefoodofthesoul]

EXACTLY “BUT FR THO MBJ COME FOR THIS -SS 😩😩😩” LMAOOOO

[@Lensandwander]

Mhmmmm

[@enimo9241]

4:14 I lost it at this

[@raidaridi5375]

Matt rose never fails to fill us up

[@marcusmelander8055]

6:57 AYO charge yo phone homie

[@dvmas]

It's charging

[@SunnyPUSH143]

it’s charged now

[@Mirage_Main321]

Sprint data

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

2:20 fair point lol

[@user-cd4bx6uq1y]

Forgot about this guy for more then 3 months and he has a whole channel's worth of videos

[@ImMrquesadillaman]

So close to 1 million!!!

[@PhoeniX_Drevis333]

3:32 "M U R D E R T H I S P U S S Y ! !"

[@musicisthefoodofthesoul]

CupcakKe moment (it's a literal cupcakke lyric)

[@PhoeniX_Drevis333]

​@@musicisthefoodofthesoulOGH I'M HOREKNEE GULP GULP GULP GULP SMACK MAH AYSS LAK A SHDRUMMM

[@White_M0000N]

?

[@MasterArchfiend]

I don't use Instagram, but I do know to NEVER let my family know my socials. Last thing that I need is anyone I know outside of my friends seeing the stuff that I write. Not even the SFW stuff...

[@McdonaldarioOfficial]

you just did the last thing you needed 💀💀💀

[@HungryWarden]

@@McdonaldarioOfficialyes

[@McdonaldarioOfficial]

@@HungryWarden true

[@HungryWarden]

@@McdonaldarioOfficial yes

[@McdonaldarioOfficial]

@@HungryWarden true

[@Vampiriclovesicksys]

2:48 MY THERAPISTS SAID THEY’RE GONNA LISTEN TO ALEX G YESTERDAY

[@MoonyCat]

Your therapists need therapy now

[@Vampiriclovesicksys]

@@MoonyCat yep, they sent me to another therapist then they sent me to the early psychosis intervention team or something tomorrow lmao 😭😭

[@MoonyCat]

@@Vampiriclovesicksys DAMN

[@Vampiriclovesicksys]

@@MoonyCat YEP

[@itscharlie0110]

Currently going through a pretty rough time, but your videos are so damn funny and I love them. Keep it up! :D

[@goose1114]

Matt's back with the insano content. Thanks mate

[@alender6200]

your parents discovering your social media is a real SKULLEMOJI moment

[@Icantbedeadbcno]

I love when matt rose said its matt-roseing time and matt rosed everywhere

[@ATD2.0]

Your vid always cheer me up:) love your content matt

[@dotdotdot...176]

I'm so glad my mom is one of those "I don't use social media, I don't need people knowing my business" types and my dad is nonexistent in my life, because avoiding them on social media would be hellish otherwise 😂

[@danmanproking2179]

5:02 skull emoji detected :0

[@alfiesskatechannel9052]

i think That step nan at 6:46 smokes weed

[@cathartes8436]

The multiple simultaneous "skull emoji" was great, would love to see more of those in the future

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

As a currently depressed person, I'm always glad to see Matt do what he does. Thank you for making us happy, Sir

[@tappingplumbobs]

omg twinsies

[@forcefedsoup]

had a teacher in highschool that everyone hated, and one day a kid came in class and pulled a bunch of ppl aside and showed us that he had found the teacher's instagram and that the only accounts the teacher followed were playboy, "the no bras club", and the rest were just random models. eventually he dared my friend to go up to the teacher and ask "oh, so youre a part of the no bras club too?" .... she got detention and his instagram is now private LOL

[@purplelord8531]

the last one capped it off beautifully

[@the3dr4wingki1d4]

5:58 the dad:🗿

[@haleyc1189]

matt isn’t pregnant but he still delivers

[@Scribblemations]

you can change that

[@VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow]

🤓

[@prageruwu69]

how do you know he's not pregnant?

[@Zynixed]

@@prageruwu69...😮

[@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy]

Because he is a male@@prageruwu69

[@everybodylmao]

2:03 this feels like a fair question

[@the3dpenguy613]

“Love it doggy style” you had me in the first half

[@joeyjohnsonson4341]

Why is 2:30 most replayed moment in the video...? 🤨🤨🤔

[@Aurora_Animates]

And 3:24…

[@SirensOfNC]

Do I need this set? NO YOU FUCKIN DONT!!!

[@therealzhenplaz200]

wait. WAIT. WAITTTT AYOOO-

[@PriMuffins]

HELL YEAH MATTMONDAY Thank you for an amazing AND relatable upload on another Monday once again, Mr. Rose. ❤️💀

[@Canadaplaythis]

4:37 idk why I am questioning the fact that their mom is an adult...

[@transbender5906]

I feel bad for hiding my stories from my mom (and I'm fairly certain she knows I've hid them from her) but tbh I feel like that's just more comfortable for both of us at the end of the day lmao.

[@joe1205]

I love the layered audio at times 😂

[@funnyhuskeysforever3650]

Hi Matt you probably won't see this but I hope you do. Not a lot of youtubers make me laugh but somehow you do. Thank you for that!

[@hibuddy1473]

1:45 Absolutely sick fucking burn from grandma lmfao

[@Lambent_Omega]

Is it supposed to be art or something?

[@Gd_glitchwavee]

There sunglasses

[@angelcriscimeni6213]

Can he do floors?

[@Disventurecampyoutuber]

No but he can do your children ​@angelcriscimeni6213

[@dfw.t1mmy]

Grandma needs to hop on the Not Like Us remix