Former Criminal Tells Tom Segura The Rules Of Prison Fighting | The Connect

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Johnny tells Tom Segura about the rules of fighting in the county jail.
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[@spiderpig420]

Ngl if everyone would just chill the fuck out in prison it could be so lit

[@murkyturkey5238]

That’s how a lot of them are 😂

[@esreverreverse1769]

If they could chill the fuck out, they wouldn't be there

[@H3K7iC]

Bro, when I had to go sit in County till' the put me on the band for house arrest, I was sitting and playing Chess with this old cat, dude was a wizard on that fucking board lemmeee tell you, but whole time dude had already did a 20 year bid for murder, and he was sitting in county on some other charge for a few months - the shit this dude sayin' some bullshit 😂 people in there chillin', bullshittin', and working on themselves type shit

[@spiderpig420]

@@H3K7iC ebonics

[@hollywoodhawkins2230]

​@@spiderpig420 so what.. just ask what he means when he says certain shit. Lame

[@muhammadbilaal7361]

This guy went to county jail once, and made an entire prison story career out of it

[@DiabloDave]

That's an absolute fact

[@dylanblucker7196]

Dude is a cop y’all are f dumb

[@raptorsrage5615]

I know plenty of people who have been in jail and never fought

[@bigg-392]

@@DiabloDavehe was in prison

[@raymondguzman5083]

Lmao he went to hardcore prison u dumbfucks

[@DannyBrah272]

He’s the baddest dude in every story he tells

[@PaulyTVEK]

He literally admitted to being a bitch in this story

[@avelxbl2097]

Well actually in this story he’s the bitch

[@tylertodd1012]

I'm confused? He said he was a bitch lol

[@SaintTrinasTorch]

“We’re just trying to make jail the best it could be.” Tom is such an ass. 😂

[@Random-ed2xf]

The most unbelievable part is the cinnamon roll.

[@andrewlevangie2043]

You ain't getting my cornbread.

[@spike-4219]

I wonder where this was?

[@fabiogarcia912]

Ehhh depends where he was at… some jails had a really shitty take on biscuits and gravy

[@christhompson8256]

He ain't get no damn cinnamon roll

[@randallmilton]

It’s not like a cinnabon cinnamon roll.. it’s like a tiny little grands biscuit mix thing that’s maybe 1-2” across and dry as hell

[@peaceformula5830]

This guy is Concentrated FBI Informant in Human Form

[@B_Dub06]

Big facts

[@nk-dw2hm]

Total liar

[@nephilimborn]

Anyone who's done time knows this punk is a liar

[@wildmeatballs]

This guy also does stand up Comedy it's hard to take him serious.

[@MrConroach420]

@@nk-dw2hm this is not a lie lol.. they wrap your hands in toilet paper like it makes a difference.

[@spankylocc4202]

This guy just never stops cappin 😂😂😂😂

[@levisvensen4603]

If “trust me bro” was a person

[@beastwaynes4868]

Wow; I have never, ever seen this comment on one of this guy's other shorts before. Definitely not on literally hundreds of his prior year's worth of posts anywhere...

[@biggestcharliefan]

Yeah bro he’s lying about it all, he even forged his incarceration record on the public govt database… sarcasm for u internet detectives look it up he has arrest records lol

[@chucktaylor1982]

This story changes each time he tells it .

[@murkyturkey5238]

Right, it sounds like bs. I highly doubt everyone turns to look when someone steals from someone, most people wouldn’t care at all 😂 he wants to be famous so bad

[@powersky1678]

I’ve heard this story before on his own channel, this one has more details I think like the name of the guy but everything else added up from what he said in his own video. I mean that Video was already 40 min long so it makes sense he left small insignificant details out

[@quintonprice3157]

La ninò especíal was what they called him in Mexico which roughly translates to white princess… he tells tall tales

[@Herkulez1981]

Haha yeah , dude was at a low level security prison for a ahort time still he has story’s for years with lifers killers etc

[@Wade-1]

Only dumb dumbs believe this guy.

[@jasonrentaponga7805]

The bullshitting friend in high school who never stopped bullshitting

[@meenism]

This is literally how jail is you m0r0n, if you havent been locked up before stfu

[@The_Farmish_One]

Nice. So I punched him I the face and his eye popped out and I was like oh shit. Then Cam came up and said guys can't we just get along and the guy with his eye out just popped it back in but was blind and accidentally bit cam right on his nipple. Then I roundhoused him and ran it was crazy

[@mikebastiat]

This dude is a liar

[@Mikeyjfox1]

He's a fuckin douche but if he was gonna make up some bullshit why would he be the one in the story getting punked lol

[@Fabian_drop02]

​@@The_Farmish_One and chuck Norris was there with big bird. So fun.

[@Carolinaking22]

I imagine he was punked on a regular basis acting all hard when he was dropping the soap for protection 😂😂😂

[@joshuafeni1833]

😂😂

[@jpvids203]

I really wish people would stop calling prison jail, there's a big difference

[@N0M0RENAME]

you aint kidding

[@mikesingh6099]

I think at this point he was still in jail and wasn’t sent to prison yet.

[@zanedigriz1999]

Mfin right they ain't the same.

[@wheelson7895]

This guy has ‘i watched a lot of prison movies’ vibes

[@jamesm573]

He did in prison lol

[@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA]

Yes, he is full of shit

[@jaeger6379]

This guy served hella time in federal prison for smuggling and dealing drugs on the el Chapo level.

[@andrewwhitley2361]

​@@jaeger6379so he's never been to a real prison, fed time is easy.

[@cannedheat2264]

@@andrewwhitley2361lmaoo no it’s not.

[@robertwooden9123]

“In jail you immediately have to fight” stop it bro!

[@IamAngelHart]

exactly

[@Shotzno]

Probably not jail but I’d imagine the big counties where cities are can be kinda rough. Plus some people are thieves and if u let ppl take your stuff they’re gonna think they can. Stuff like this does happen. His story sounds fake af though. They pair u up? Lmao

[@tmntransparency1275]

I have never seen a fight in jail closest thing was an inmate broke a guards finger for pointing in his face

[@TVilleLegend229]

Yeah he full of shit! That doesn't happen! 90% of the fights are gang related or cause somebody ran up a tab and didn't pay! Rarely is there a fight about nothing! Really everyone stays in their own lane and minds their business in jail, and the ones who don't are the ones who get their ass tore up lol

[@micahwest2793]

​@@Shotznohe's talking about Oregon. My dad and some of my friends went to some of the worst prisons here. None of them ever had a story of having to fight like this.

[@Tommy81.519]

Dude literally just describes a scene out of a movie but I can't remember what movie name it was

[@burymeinjhenny918]

Literally

[@kurtjorgenson6027]

Life with Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy

[@stevencarbone2994]

No cause he fought for his cornbread I think it was the movie The Longest Yard and I think he fought too did my man even fight

[@pizou8454]

You don't have to fight in prison and you don't have to get punked. You just need to keep shit to yourself and mind your business. You just need to make friends quickly and make sure you don't stray away and get into bullshit. It's a lot like school from experience.

[@Bingbong1226]

"He snatched uhhh...*Thinking of a fake story* a cinnamon roll..."😂😂

[@meenism]

This is literally what jail is like, idk how you think its a "fake" story

[@3rd.ey.e]

Some people just can't explain things well and they usually miss out some parts of the story. Some people is me.

[@Bingbong1226]

@@meenism I was locked up for a bit over a year and nothing like this happened. Sure there were fights and scams but nobody ever stole shit off your tray unless you were in debt or straight up pedo...

[@darksaga80]

​@@meenism because he's told it like ten times on various podcasts and the details change every time he tells it. If it was true? Those details would never change.

[@steveeights6536]

@@meenism no. this is how jail is in tv shows. jail is absolutely not like this.

[@philliesfan3414]

The most surprising part of his story is that they serve the inmates cinnamon rolls with breakfast

[@kellenscott555]

I’d eat that shit as soon as I got it if they did

[@werovargas6958]

Jajaja fr right

[@poop464]

I wish. It was always like grits, some fruit and a piece of fucking bread.

[@trevorredoble3968]

Or eggs and beans with a little piece of some kind of meat😂😂

[@ramonh9396]

Yep scrambled eggs and toast too o don't forget the orange juice

[@BostonCParty]

It's a hard check, happens depending on how bored the inmates have been and which block you're in. Usually happens in more violent pods with more serious offenders.

[@BicycleGladiator]

"everybody spun around" "everybody's looking at me" 🧢🧢🧢

[@VELVETGUCC]

He recalling a movie 🎬 😂😂😂

[@lindaduran1103]

What movie

[@kariukingugi39]

​@Linda Duran every other movie 🙄

[@kariukingugi39]

Definitely a movie 😂😂

[@Supreme777-gd7wy]

Prison is not like that. 2 Rules to follow and you will survive: 1: Mind your business 2: Pay what you owe

[@pingpongpaddlehead]

Yes

[@chrisbousquet9178]

Made it through 10 years with these 2 simple rules.

[@WakaFlakaFlame777]

You are never forced to fight in jail. This guy is taking some real creative liberty when it comes to his stories.

[@HucciManeHuman]

They ended up sword fighting. Every night. For weeks.

[@loudpack3398]

lol sword fighting

[@Limp_Daddy]

I don't want to play tummy sticks 😫

[@rexredmonwalkingintheword9892]

They took turns moisturizing each other with outlaw babies

[@shaneminer2641]

Ohh noo that's all kinds of wrong. We know in Maine, that shit only happens in WV.

[@johnloughry7686]

Yup. He looks like a shower jouster.

[@kellyswanzy1]

Bruh this dudes stories get better and better each lie he tells

[@hillbillygaming7383]

"I'd rather not"😂😂

[@loneryee]

*"Can't we just get along?"* 😂

[@Chris-yz7cs]

Im 100% convinced this guy is a Fed

[@masoncampbell3314]

It kinda does seem like that and I definitely don’t believe he was moving kilo’s from Colombia. He was most likely a mid level weed dealer(pounds) during the “Green Rush” before it became legal everywhere. He also claimed he came in contact with the cartel and banged some Sicarios wife.

[@williammoore9173]

I loved the way she said hell no when u said he just snatched my cinnamon bun 😂😂😂😂

[@malcomx1924]

It’s so funny, in this whole podcast they both over-laughed and made many fake reactions because they know that the guest is obviously lying.

[@maxkelley9535]

This dude is everywhere tellin his comedy stories I wonder if he writes them down before hand and memorizes like his jokes

[@z32ghost]

Ive been to jail a few times one time i did a whole year without getting into a single fight living in 80 men open dorm units in Miami so yea with showing respect and staying away from gambling n avoiding certain situations u can do jail without fighting

[@S8in1337]

This guy does stand up... i don't believe any of his jail stories

[@Foulexandro]

In the joe Rogan show he tells this this same story, except he said it was a big black guy that snatched his shit iirc. Can’t even remember his own lies

[@insomthegreat]

So he didn't go to prison?

[@wlwl_]

@@insomthegreat Probably did, most likely lying about the details. He’s a grifter who talks about “selling drugs” & prison

[@insomthegreat]

@wlwl_ He's a stand up so he makes up stories. I could care less if they're true or not it's all entertainment. Anyone who wants a good prison story can go and make some themselves.

[@marcusbruns9729]

​@@insomthegreatproblem is his stories aren't entertaining. He's blatantly lying and he's not even good at it.

[@biggest23]

"Then the guy reached down to my breakfast platter and took my filo pastry croissant, along with my dragonfruit preserve & unsalted organic butter. Everyone knew it was on then"

[@hansemmen3862]

Tom segura looked like oh shit😂😂

[@johnnichols3113]

This is a different story than he told about it before.

[@eddycruz7317]

Bullshit for views

[@judgedonald2325]

Yep... It was a big black guy who whispered to him he has to go fight that guy.

[@80tontrain]

That ain’t jail that’s prison

[@user-bf2pd2eo1u]

The way he says bitch tho 🤣

[@donwilson5876]

Bj later in the cell and he and Cam are still living together today!

[@ballaholic987]

This dude was in Oregon prison minimum security. Tells it like he was in max custody when he wasn’t.

[@thefumexxl]

Yup, did state time for small time weed dealing.

[@ImaNPCman]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how he became the Warden of eight of the most violent prisons in America, and leader of The Triads.

[@burymeinjhenny918]

Then he later became the president of the United States and supreme leader of North Korea..AT THE SAME TIME!!!

[@drjoe2323]

And then they became best friends

[@onlineaddiction7712]

Imagine how nice jail would be if everyone got along😂

[@thatboyasek6105]

Ko kap 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidfontana5291]

Or actually got cinnamon rolls at breakfast 😂

[@onlineaddiction7712]

@@thatboyasek6105 imagine how much you could turn your life around? You’d be in shape, have no distractions, potentially get an education

[@thatboyasek6105]

@@onlineaddiction7712 frfr but if everybody gets along in jail a lot of ppl won't be scared to go

[@onlineaddiction7712]

@@thatboyasek6105 you would want to go to jail for 10 years and not be able to do anything except for what the jail has to offer? No fast food, movies, videogames, vacation? Jail is rehabilitation not purely punishment

[@666BIGBLOCK]

Cinnamon roll snatching means a fight to the death.

[@ryand8024]

Truth, I've seen a dude get stabbed over a honey bun.

[@harleydeclue2456]

I’ve never been to prison prison. But I imagine I would stab somebody for stealing my food. If I didn’t think I could take em.

[@drowsy1579]

“Hell no” like you’d do anything shorty

[@Ullpapn]

This is the second time i hear him tell this story and it has changed a lot

[@JoeMama-nd8rj]

the ending was killer😂

[@B1gBossMan]

Send a link to the video mama😏

[@andremartinez7484]

He must be talking about prison because jail is not like that.

[@Mau5lex]

Fulton county jail is I believe

[@reggie9]

U know what every jail is like?

[@franciscopereira2341]

This guy never threw a punch his entire life

[@LeadMagnet480]

In my experience, jail is mostly relaxed. Everyone there is either trying to get out or trying to move on to DOC (prison).

[@tjharmoning5848]

Most schools in the hood as the new kid🤣🤣

[@brians7901]

9 out of 10 jails in America are nothing like this. They are super laid back a bunch of guys playing Cards and writing rap songs.

[@brians7901]

@Chad 1 in virginia, 2 in pennsylvania, 2 in new jersey, and 2 state prisons in pennsylvania. Only essex county nj was a rough jail. Everywhere else was just guys hanging out

[@savagebagginsfishing5656]

You sound like someone who knows a lot about nothing

[@sinisterow]

​@@brians7901 same everywhere I was everyone was doing their time and trying to avoid bullshit. Things happen of course but most places aren't like that especially low level

[@matthewmattix1258]

@@sinisterow I have seen things get heated because of personal stuff. Never someone just testing someone else. Nobody wants the hassle of more trouble.

[@brians7901]

@Matthew Mattix exactly. Almost everywhere ive been if you come in respectfully and just be polite and arent a child molester you are gonna be perfectly fine. Saying thank you and excuse me works way better than trying to act like a tough guy especially if you arent one

[@dirtydave2059]

Id love to take this dude on a trip with me have him folding like laundry 😂

[@TheMostHuman]

Cinnamon buns? Yea hes capping his ass off 😂

[@FlightlessPilot]

The fact they would rather fight each other, than fight their causes and better themselves tells you all you need to know.

[@carlosdart3118]

He forgot to say he went back in his cell that night and asked his buddy how do you make a shank??? Bro

[@chrislutton3564]

“let me guess someone stole your sweet roll”

[@robkelly7340]

Just the way he says the word bitch lol

[@MaggotSr.]

I have been to several jails and never once did I have to fight. You could fight if you wanted to but no one is making you fight someone else. And why would anyone take food off of someone else's tray. No one is willing to possibly get their ass beat or catch another charge for a cinnamon roll. That stuff only happens in the movies.

[@lazyblazer]

Correction...that kind of thing doesn't happen in jail. You bet your ass it happens in most prisons.

[@prozak715]

@@lazyblazer It doesnt happen in prisons either. Only people who violate the rules or look for trouble end up having to fight. In jail or prison, if you are hot headed trouble maker you get transferred quickly.

[@lazyblazer]

@@prozak715 That's bullshit straight up. You got no idea what you're talking about broski and transfers hardly ever happen for "hot heads". Every other dude in there is a hot head. Have you ever been locked up?

[@Newbie_neil]

Jail is the one place i would allow some camera's in the bathroom

[@quantumethetetherofouremer9420]

Got ‘em.

[@bryonslatten3147]

I know a former jailer and he said your first two weeks is an observation and classification period. Anyone who gets in a fight during that period goes to the seg unit.

[@davidedmundson-sx3ni]

I spent time in the largest jail in Canada I must say depending on the unit you’re on this could be the case but for the most part it’s not that bad

[@DariusMurphy]

I would've hop on cam ass soon as he snatched the cinnamon roll 😂💪🏾💯

[@vvsloser]

Shut up darius

[@derekdriskel1355]

True talk. Had the chance while somewhere we had what u call Friday Nite fights.. knuckle up bro

[@thatgreenrcsb]

Tell me you've never been incarcerated without telling me you've never been incarcerated......

[@zacsingleton6367]

Crazy being a CO i never knew this

[@Indra.artist]

I spent weekend in slammer once, the phone didn’t work, so I got the forms from jailer and wrote a complaint up for every guy and got them to sign, next day phone fixed and I was popular

[@austinlane5533]

Yeah I'd call that luck. They didn't gaf.

[@tmclaug90]

​@@austinlane5533 na, if EVERY inmate complains about something it will get attention. Because sometimes trouble comes next lol.

[@chuckbizzert9098]

They dont give af about your complaints. They fixed the phones because they make alot of money off phone calls.

[@austinlane5533]

@@chuckbizzert9098 Exactly. If they fix anything, it's for them. Not the inmates.. Dude spent a night or two, and thinks he fixed something.

[@garrydye2394]

How did you fill the firm out and how did everyone sign it since there are no pens or pencils in any jail.....anywhere. Total BS story.

[@corwincisneros2588]

Mess with my food, and we are fighting.

[@Nithlus]

We are so hard, we fight, but do it where the teachers can't see...

[@shawnk.]

Ain't nothing wrong with a good prison fight!

[@Ashen_sunlight]

Changes the story every time…

[@creamy666]

Fluent in capanese

[@michaelholliday1895]

Dude is a professional capper

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

This guy has a lot of stories. And that's all they are. Stories.

[@danielskyberg]

Exactly thank you. Hes such a liar

[@atron7000]

None of that story is unbelievable tho

[@LoveyGodd]

Yeah I don't really believe this guy tbh but you can't read a book by a cover

[@HCG]

Spoken like someone who has no idea what federal prison is like. Keep your mouth shut

[@Syntheti]

⁠@@jd-rm4ezthere’s actually a few videos by people who were in prison that broke down everything wrong with the stuff he says. The long and short of it though is if all this was true he would have the most ridiculous life ever. Worked for the cartel? Was cellmates with the head of the hells angels? His stories are like if you mashed every single movie and show about jail into one.

[@brianmathious5599]

Never heard of a tray having a cinnamon roll? Lmao

[@herbertdonnellgrayiii4305]

Funny but did yall notice the way Johnny Mitchell never goes into who won out of him and Cam the skinhead?? 😮 must not have gone well for the connect

[@baldcuts5977]

He literly says he lost the fight on that podcast but said he didnt go down and it got broken up fast so people didnt have an issue cause he stayed on his feet

[@ryankueter8396]

baloney he said in podcast

[@tricktap8502]

He literally said he lost on his podcast..this is what the internet does to a mf, thinks they know everything but can’t do a simple search 😂

[@h.donnellgrayiii4276]

@@baldcuts5977 Ah! Johnny Mitchell looks like more of a talker than a fighter. But he's anything but fake. That's what I love about the guy

[@h.donnellgrayiii4276]

@@ryankueter8396 I didn't watch the whole thing. Excuse me

[@CrazyPalidin57]

This is why I've always seen it wrong to put pre trial, potentially innocent people in with those who were already convicted.

[@trentbryan7374]

You're in jail not prison before sentencing and it's only until you make bail

[@chickensnatch]

It's fucked you can be waiting for months and be innocent if you don't make bail or get on release

[@trentbryan7374]

@@chickensnatch just pointing out that if you're on trial you won't be in with convicted murderers but I don't disagree. It's almost like they don't even care about the 6th amendment

[@takingafatdump]

it’s like this guy read a book about prisons and decided it was his life now

[@Almighty_1]

Ayo if you get cinnamon rolls in prison, sign me up 😂

[@mikayla_collie]

"he punked me out" yeah, we know XD

[@contentjunkie959]

I've been to jail so many times that is NOT how it is... dude is cap

[@contentjunkie959]

@Chad there's alot ALOT less fighting. Majority of people there are short timers and just want to do their time and gtfo. Fighting means going to the shoe and getting more time. Jail and prison are worlds apart. This guy is all cap

[@z32ghost]

On other stories of "things that never happened"🤣🤣

[@LitBoy420]

“And then he punked me out”

[@joshuatrotter25]

That only happens if they don't know what you are about. I fortunately never had to worry about it. I was already connected when I got there

[@mwoo252]

That’s definitely not every prison and I wish people would say that

[@dbop3737]

bahahahaha i just fought the first person that approached me then i was good lol

[@colbyturner9573]

Yea fighting on your first day isn't about winning or losing, it's about showing respect. Dudes can get absolutely beaten up and everyone will respect them for taking a beating and not being afraid to throw down.

[@eazythetruth]

🧢 you only have to fight immediately like that if you're mark or get marked out. If you're one of them where you're from that's the last thing you have to do it's more like "wahh man what you doin dog!?" Like you haven't seen someone in a long time. Only if you really one of them ones though rt

[@wastelandlord3025]

Must of been some fancy jail with bathrooms. 😂

[@thelittleguy9132]

The definition of a lier is Johnny the joke.

[@rollastoney]

Yeahhhh he mixes truths with lies😂 or call it adding embellishment

[@Patriot66699]

Absolutely!!!

[@Jerbo1125]

I know I did time. believe me. he’s acting like it’s a 1950s jail Alcatraz I’m sure there’s some hard prisons out there but Ihe got caught with some weed. He’s not gonna go to a ADX Supermax smfh

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

He has a lot of padding in his stories. He had more shit happen to him in his first week than i did in 3 1/2 years. The first spit was a rough olace too. Gladiator School. And I only had 2 encounters that came to fists or the buckle of a combo lock. That was it. He took everybodies stories and made them his.

[@danielskyberg]

He always say "you know what I mean" to sound more convincing and that FAKE laugh. Cant stand this fake guy and his fake stories you see right thru him

[@thehorizontries4759]

There’s a reason those guys are in jail. They don’t think “hey we’re all locked in here together let’s make this as good as it can be”. They are just animals. That’s why they’re in jail.

[@jeffreyallen942]

Bro couldn't make it past the county jail...😂

[@jonhurd9697]

Yeah, it be like that Cuz 💯

[@ar-sithf.austin3744]

"A cinnamon roll" 😂 how high were you in this Cinnabon, fool?

[@city2country444]

You gotta understand what kind of UNreasonable people you're dealing with in there...

[@carlblix7794]

Prison: It's like primary school all over again, but with the worst aspects of adults mixed in.

[@GuruAmeenAlai]

Yup, I saw 5 guys get knocked the F out in a corner where the cameras didn’t show.

[@HeroYMR]

Fight the power. Not each other.

[@Generalnao]

Been to jail enough. Never had to fight.

[@Find_outvisuals]

Broooo playing a movie in his head 😅