Forrest Galante on the GIANT Snake Photo in the Congo..

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Forrest Galante on the Giant Snake Photo in the Congo From The Joe Rogan Podcast episode: 1927.
This Covers tales of the world war 2 images of a giant snake found in the Congo.
This Shows the 50ft snake photo with the story behind it.
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[@Saryk360]

For information : it was Col. Remy van Lierde and they were in a helicopter. The snake did not attack, but rose 3m (10ft.) in a striking position. The pilot says that had they been closer the snake would have struck. The snake was about 20m (50ft.) long.

[@vladimirlalicprotivlazinainter]

50 feet is 15.24 meters, not 20 !

[@vechenjohaurilio]

visible from the air' the length of the snake is 50 feet, but the snake's body is not straight, if the snake's body is straight. It is certain that the length of the snake is more than 50 feet. you can imagine the width of the snake's head is 2 feet and the length of its head is 3 feet, the snake raises its head 10 feet high. if you see the shadow of a snake's head, you know for sure that it is a very large snake.

[@alexadey3413]

Remi described the snake being in a hole.... this might have been a mineral lick and it's ambush site explaining why it had grown so large.

[@alexadey3413]

Remi described the snake being in a hole.... this might have been a mineral lick and it's ambush site explaining why it had grown so large.

[@alexadey3413]

Remi described the snake being in a hole.... this might have been a mineral lick and it's ambush site explaining why it had grown so large.

[@JinnahClaus]

0:59 *_As a 100 ft snake I can confirm that Colonel was well respected_*

[@apollocreed7668]

Dumb.

[@masterreaper115]

0:59 As a Colonel with 100 confirmed feet I respected that snake

[@Flexible_photon]

yeah but who is going to believe a nobody snake? How do we know for sure you're not just making it up?

[@philipbarman3772]

legends say the colonel is still well respected

[@SourPatchPuss]

@@masterreaper115This is my exact same sense of humor 😂 I do this to a couple of my friends all the time and they get so annoyed. I love it.

[@keithsims5109]

I did Missionary work in Papua New Genie and the Helicopter pilot who was a Missionary pilot told us a true story how he was heading back to the airstrip from the jungle and suddenly his Helicopter starting sputtering and he began to search for a spot to land, which is hard to find in the jungle by the way, as he was looking for a clear spot he notice what he thought were airplane tires and there was a clear spot in that area and when he landed he called in for assistance and they said it would be about a hour/half before they could get to him. So he decided to go to area where he seen what he thought were tires from a airplane, which he also thought was a war plane that crashed in the jungle. As he hacked his way thru, he saw the tire and hacked his way towards, as he looked to see how close he was to it, it moved. Then he realized he needed to get away quickly and he did make it back to his Helicopter. So, a snake the size of a airplane tire would have been a huge snake.

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

That is interseting

[@JD-re3cj]

So the snake put it’s tail in its mouth and rolled at him like a wheel

[@Komyeta]

I swear there are many things we haven't seen

[@CoryW-h3q]

​@janparchanski9242what would he have to show you right now?

[@mikealms2162]

"It was 100 foot! He verified it!" a few moments later "It was 50 foot long!" Maybe had the guy flown by another time it would be a 25 footer.

[@powerinvolved-di3vl2yd6q]

😂 Yeah, these guys are wild. The idea of a a snake big enough to strangle a small elephant in the Congo or swallow a crocodile and no one ever saw it digesting, swimming, or rotting is absurd.

[@ericw1314]

Not to mention it went from a plane to a Helicopter

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

I believe they were talking about a speculated 100ft snake at first and then he said there was a verified 50ft snake which was the one in the old photo. Just cause they dude didn't remember all about the nuances of the encounter doesn't disqualify the witnesses accounts.

[@mikealms2162]

@@AudioGardenSlave123 wrong. he said a "well respected colonel" flew over it three times and "verified" a 100ft snake.

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

@@mikealms2162 He just knew the man was of some high rank and the picture itself is the verification the size. People can tell a lot from a photo that included environment objects for comparison. Not saying their estimations are absolutely correct because there's room for some mismeasure.

[@darwindarwin141]

Colonel Percy Fawcett documented two different snakes he saw in the Brazilian rainforest,one 65 ft and one at 72 ft. He was a British army surveyor and engineer , this was in the early 1920s ,his diaries were published after his death.

[@andrewwye1058]

Might also be interested to know that he also said he saw a dinosaur type animal and a dog with two noses. On his return, all his peers called him a liar. The two nosed dog has since been found. The snake he shot he estimated was 90ft + as some of it was in the water. Of the three, the two nosed dog was arguably the most ridiculous, but it’s now a documented beast.

[@darwindarwin141]

@@andrewwye1058 I have an original first edition of his book with fly jacket. It’s my pride and joy

[@andrewwye1058]

@@darwindarwin141 Read it through 3 times in succession when I first found it as a youngster.

[@williamsparks1521]

​@Darwin Darwin. I have the book as well

[@richardhincemon]

The largest and longest snake was the Titanoboa 45ft that lived 58 million years ago 😳.

[@mikerichardson3960]

During Jungle Warfare School in Panama (back in the day), they had a zoo of animals we could encounter in the jungle. It included an anaconda that was about 30 ft long (if memory serves). It came from Colombia originally but the story was the cadre were training in Colombia and were patrolling through the jungle and decided to take a break and rested his foot on a log... then the log moved. There was a picture showing a bunch of army guys holding a giant snake and the loops between them would droop to the ground and then held by another guy and then droop to the ground again. They told us they fed it 10 chickens at a time during feeding. Was a crazy big snake.

[@RogerCharlamange]

Little shorter than 30 feet probably. No snake in recorded history since Theodore Roosevelt was president has been 30 feet long alive. His trust fund still has a claimable reward now worth millions of dollars to anyone who can prove they found a 30ft snake. And I specify alive because a snakes skin can be stretched out to slightly longer than it was alive

[@AaronFigueroa24]

Great story, Im from Panama and would love to hear you share more!

[@christb3788]

It was called - Busch gardens

[@Berlinquilla]

Did you mean Colombia, the country?

[@mikerichardson3960]

@@Berlinquilla Oops, good catch. Fixed it.

[@SquirminHermanthe1eyedGerman]

I worked as a carney all over the south & Gulf Coast in the late '80s/early '90s & one of our attractions was a 26ft albino anaconda weighing around 250-300lbs ✌💖☮

[@DyenamicFilms]

I remember this photo was featured on Arthur C. Clarkes Mysterious World show episode Dragons, Dinosaurs and Giant Snakes. It was mentioned that the snake was at least 40 feet after the photo was analyzed. They also interview the Colonel who saw it on the show.

[@benjaminjames9712]

The largest confirmed length of any snake is 33ft

[@isthatujeebus]

@@benjaminjames9712 You know the definition of CONFIRMED, right?

[@benjaminjames9712]

@isthatujeebus yes. And the current CONFIRMED world record is 33 ft. I don't write the fuckin record dingus

[@isthatujeebus]

@@benjaminjames9712 what's your point?

[@benjaminjames9712]

@isthatujeebus I think my point is quite obvious. That the largest recorded snake In history is 33 ft long. Full stop. Bot sure what part of this escapes your grasp pal.

[@BigBrotherTheWatcher1984]

It wasn't during WWII, it was during the 50s. They were flying in a helicopter.

[@richardhincemon]

Col. Remy van Lieride was a Belgium WW2 flying ace who served in the Belgian British Air Force who shot multiple planes during WW2 and achieved the rank of squadron commander. He was the first Belgian pilot to break the sound barrier .In 1959 while flying a helicopter on a mission in the Congo was when he spotted what looked like a large snake and a crew member took a photograph of it. The photograph was examined by professionals who determined it was 100 percent authentic picture of something unknown. The only snake to reach that size was the Titanoboa 45ft that lived in tropical Columbia 58 to 60 million years ago 😳.

[@sajO5754]

Joe needs to do his own animal documentaries.

[@GitsumSaus]

I'd love that. Joe in the Amazon just being amazed at everything

[@M60gunner1971]

No guys, come on...

[@Otingocni]

File it under fake facts about animals by JoeRogan

[@nixdapogs]

The stories in the comment section are actually more interesting than the video. Don’t care if they’re real or not, I just love a good story.

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

Yes the same here

[@mikefriend1514]

2:08 amazing that the 100ft snake halved in length within 30 seconds!

[@rickdanner8682]

and the people who were in a plane now were in a helicopter

[@letsgobrandon6281]

And it tried to bite the plane. Cmon

[@overkill_716]

Imagine how big it was before it shrunk down to 100ft

[@Yellowrocketss]

This is the most scariest thing I've ever heard on jre.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

hearing this story gave me immense chills.. there's so much about nature we don't know..

[@Ray-vr4uf]

There is no way a snake that big could have existed. NO WAY. A snake as long as blue whale? We would have found some sort if evidence by now. How would that snake even move through the dense forest with a body like that? Imagine how much dead skin it would shed. Bro ain't no way.

[@Hunwarrior9749]

Exactly!

[@Letter928]

dinosour existed 66 million years ago , so the Congo snake existed too bo doubt.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@Letter928 exactly man

[@helloimnatewithnos]

Nature's scary yeah, but the ocean is far more scary we don't know shit about the ocean

[@superdarmbruster7169]

Largest snake I handled is 23 ft x 3ft around, Reticulated named Buttercup, our shop owned her for almost 20 years. Largest Green Anaconda I worked with was 18 ft. Largest Burmese, 20ft. I have worked with every large snake and Buttercup was the largest snake I have ever seen. Just massive and could have eaten a few of our workers with ease. There is still a million dollar reward for ANY reptile 30 ft or bigger. As far as I know it has never been claimed....but still waiting!

[@benjaminjames9712]

Musta been super cool. I have some "large as they get " ball pythons (my biggest female is just under the 6ft mark , fully grown) and she can be tough to wrestle. Couldn't imagine the power a 20ft snake has.

[@lanceurbi3687]

Pfft! A million dollars isn’t enough to get me within 500 miles of a 30 footer. Not no way, not no how!!

[@superdarmbruster7169]

@@benjaminjames9712 She was a in store attraction for years, She was pretty much blind , so the biggest issue was feeding her. She would strike at any perceived movement which made he more dangerous. I used to have to stand to the side during feedings. I would not let anyone under 150lbs mess with her!! That was snack size!!!

[@superdarmbruster7169]

@@lanceurbi3687 I think it has increased over the years, but you start messing with something anywhere near that and someones getting hurt! 20 ft is unreal! So another 10ft?!!...even I am gonna give pause on catching that!!!

[@benjaminjames9712]

@@superdarmbruster7169 lol pythons in général are mostly blind anyway, but I can imagine what an intimidating strike à 20footer would have. Def wouldn't let the kids feed that one.

[@Journeyagain0]

Seeing photos like this brings a fear in me that Titanoboa might still exist.

[@hotelpequenino55]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6DUeIOoqLSIjLc Real titanoboa recorded in Brazil.

[@harryazcrac7125]

LOL a ridiculous story about it striking at the plane LOL

[@TopstekTV]

They went from 100ft and a plane to 50ft and a helicopter 😂 Still insane but a classic example of a story told from person to person.

[@Corteum]

Theyre out there, deewwwd!

[@MegaDoggyBag]

They measured the snake by the giant termite hills all around it.

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

Is that how they measured roughly the size of the giant snake

[@tovarco]

This is one of my favorite ole school large animal cases....with a clear picture all...as most love to complain the lack. There it is! Im surprised more of the new gen doesnt cover this one more.

[@GreyRaven68]

Apparently, there's large creatures in the Congo ( dog size spiders, Small dinosaurs ) I think the Congo is where time stopped.

[@Innomen]

How isolated is the relevant biome? Could it be a kind of island gigantism?

[@yvesleroux9313]

Anthony, you believe everything you read on the internet?

[@GreyRaven68]

@Yves Leroux no I don't, but I believe they are still animals that haven't been discovered. When native people talk about weird creatures, you have to keep an open mind. 1500's and 1800's captains log books mentioned weird animals. 🤔 these were experienced sailors.

[@Innomen]

@@GreyRaven68 More over there's precedent. Plenty of current animals began as fanciful tales. Even the lion was a curiosity at one point.

[@andrewwye1058]

True - in the 20s a wealthy couple on a car on honeymoon reported seeing what they took for a monkey crawling across the road ahead - getting closer they saw it was a big spider. Dinosaur type animals in rivers/swamps been reported in the Congo for years.

[@OsmanOsmanHan]

“100 foot!” -> 49 foot. Makes me wonder what else he’s got wrong.

[@sparrowflying864]

My uncle said him and his platoon stepped over a snake like this in Vietnam. They thought it was a log until it moved. They killed it.

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

Did your uncle ever mention how many foot the snake roughly was

[@doctorartphd6463]

The photo does not have any "scale" to show size comparison, unfortunately.

[@vechenjohaurilio]

Betul tapi foto itu boleh di warnakan semula. Dan anda boleh nampak dengan jelas posisi kepala ular tersebut,

[@Dreyden-]

You would think it being that big someone would see it. They are amazingly stealthy.

[@fmbbeachbum8163]

Joe you turning into the National Enquirer. 1 factual story followed by 100 conspiracy theories.

[@James-ke5sx]

Many years ago I asked my wife if I could keep a pet snake and she told me you could have a divorce if you brought that thing in the house. I said but dear, it's been in the house for the last two weeks and it didn't bother you. Any who I'm divorced now. But the good thing is that I got to keep Jake The Snake.

[@okeoteri9100]

Dude I hate snake is only a fool that will keep snake as pet

[@pressplaygaming6864]

@@okeoteri9100 just because you don't like snakes doesn't mean a person that has a snake as a pet makes him a fool that's just your opinion on it not a fact lol

[@James-ke5sx]

@@okeoteri9100 The son of my wifes brother asked me to mind his pet snake while he was away. 95% of people who were afraid or hated snakes changed their minds after seeing it in front of them. Even my 80 year old grandmother touched it without fear after a few minutes. I never had a snake in my life and the first time the brother brought the snake to me I had absolutely zero fear of it. My wife and I didn't get divorced over the snake we had other problems.

[@okeoteri9100]

Hell no

[@kennethslough5747]

I, understand what you mean, but I hope you have grown up and prevail against ur, better believe, judgements, these people who do this, like the world animal rights people who want their respective members of the family have to know what they are all doing, u have to pay attention and make a decision to understand the situation, the risks, etc and etc etc, they have a good example of this kind of thing, called the record, Steve, Irwin, AKA, THE CROCKADILE HUNTER ", THEN ASK URSELF!!!!", SHOULD I, investigate further,

[@jmichaelmahan]

That photo has been tossed around the internet so many times, it's became ridiculous. People have claimed it was taken in the Amazon and every where else. Now it is said that this photo was taken in the Congo. I wish would get their stories straight.

[@thomasvanhiel6105]

The Congo forest only place that people know nothing about and never been there

[@tabo01]

congo from the start

[@THISISLolesh]

The snake ain't 50ft either haha.. It's taken by an old ass camera, black and white from an above angle. Probably just a bigger than average snake.

[@MMK86]

yeah its a bs story lol...In Africa you would be incredibly lucky to find any snake measuring 15-20ft never mind 50ft

[@user-go5hv6dg3d]

​​@@MMK86 lol not too keen on information are you? The largest snake before the titanaboa was in Egypt and was 33ft long called gigantophis.. it was very real.. People just watch KZbin shorts all day and never actually learn anything or research anything and then spout a moot opinion.. ridiculous

[@rodsimpson3963]

Far North Queensland Australia, in the tropics a road crew about 20yrs ago measured a Amethystine python that was moving along a narrow gully that collects the water run-off beside the road at 42feet. They had a measuring tape in their work truck...There were 3 men who measured it...I lived up that way for almost 20years and used to remove pythons from around peoples homes in Mission Beach and often heard of 30plus footers...

[@benjaminjames9712]

World record for length of a snake (any species) is a reticulated python , wich was just under 33 feet. Anything approaching that size would be big news. 30+ foot anything def needs to be reported fot study

[@benjaminjames9712]

(As a matter of fact , there is a cash reward for kill or.captire of any constricting snake of 30+ feet. So you are either telling fish stories or are about to be a rich, rich man)

[@rodsimpson3963]

Not everyone goes and tells the authorities mate, especially in the bush

[@benjaminjames9712]

@rodsimpson3963 yeah but with the internet maybe one photo would exist?

[@mcsuckalives2302]

Sorry but any snake over 30 ft is gonna be a retic or anaconda, I doubt a amethystine python over 22 ft could be found

[@sairen5121]

Imagine if Anacondas,Boas and Pythons have venom together with their size.

[@roffew.1065]

Apparently they have a real nasty bite though, which is scary enough

[@jpmtlhead39]

Actually that photo was taken by a Belgian army officer during the 1950's on routine helicopter flight Somewhere on the Belgian Congo at the time.

[@fatherlessgaming1259]

jit really thought he was the titanoboa💀🤦‍♀

[@aussiefarmer4955]

During WW2 , It was a guy flying a helicopter lol !! ok then.

[@TheLeeBonner]

The first helicopters were developed (and obviously used) during WW2, horrible time for humans, great time for innovation. Most of the technology we have today was around then just in very early stages. But then again you’re a farmer you probably think the tractor is state of the art 😂😂 just joking friend

[@aussiefarmer4955]

@@TheLeeBonner they barely used helicopters, the first one was used in 1944 , sorry but it was not WW2 when this guy spotted a big snake because people did not use helicopters to fly around in they were very limited in their range and weight, the guy seen this snake after 1950 I think 1952, WW2 ended in 1945. Yeah tractors are cool.

[@Highspergamy]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4mcfIajrailo6s

[@Highspergamy]

This is an interview with the pilot

[@richardhincemon]

📸 taken 1959.

[@TheSohoClub]

I don’t doubt that they seen it but I can guarantee it’s not alive today otherwise we’d heard about it

[@420kiwiwarrior]

It's still alive n there's more,Look up Yacumama

[@THISISLolesh]

@@420kiwiwarrior I looked it up, found nothing but hearsay.

[@Phildo8]

It wasn’t WW2, it was actually 1959 and the man flying the helicopter was Col. Remy Van Lierde and by that time he had already been flying for 25yrs. There are videos of him explaining the story over the years and the story has never changed. Normally if it’s an exaggerated story details change overtime and things get “bigger” but his story has stayed the same and he never went seeking fame or fortune. I think he may have been a lucky one to see one of the last truly gigantic snakes that used to roam the Congo. I know snakes still roam the Congo but nothing this giant has been photographed since. The fact that he’s above the snake in a helicopter and it still looks that massive says to me that it must’ve been a monster sized snake.

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

There is alot people believe that picture is fake but I am not 100 percent certain

[@seanelgie]

50 feet long, 100 feet long, took a strike at an airplane.. yeah ok.

[@brian4544]

Nice job cutting the picture of the snake in half, Joe.

[@SetsunaKiryuKengan]

See how this man exaggerated the story. 1. He said 100 fts. Actual Interview with the Captain/Sergeant he only said 50 fts 2. He added the story of the Snake jumping. The Sergeant never mentioned such incident. He did 2 rounds around the snake so that the passengers can take proper photos

[@dillionoshea7535]

True indeed although a 50 foot snake is still scary as fuck and in the story reported the snake didn’t lunge at the helicopter but did raise his head in a defensive gesture. Story WAS exaggerated. But still had a rain of truth

[@edthurston1415]

The Colonel must have been respected if xzhibit brushed his shoulder off

[@zohebchowdhury2967]

Hey Jamie? Pull up the video of the Colonel fighting the giant anaconda

[@androlibre9661]

WAS no snake in the Congo but the head and neck of Mokele Mbembe the brontosaurus dinosaur that still lives deep in the Congo jungles

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

How do you know that

[@lankey6969]

We've found bones from animals much larger than this and 65 million years old. I'm sure a 3 foot by 2 foot snake skull should be showing up any time now. Huh, what? Oh.

[@Americanbadashh]

most animal bones get eaten by other animals rather quickly

[@Corteum]

How much of the earths surface has been excavated? any idea?

[@BOOSETO]

That is literally a snake on trail.. I don't doubt that a giant species could exist in the most unexplored places. I doubt that photo.

[@OmegaMouse-n2q]

It's nice to see Jack Sock found a hobby outside tennis and pickleball.

[@joosiekawk]

Snakes like Anacondas and Pythons never actually stop growing. They will continue to grow larger and larger with enough food source. In some very remote dense uncharted areas of the Congo Jungle, there are have sighting by locals of massive 40-60 foot giant Anacondas. They just keep growing.

[@hotelpequenino55]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6DUeIOoqLSIjLc Real titanoboa recorded in Brazil.

[@henryyoung8510]

ladies and gentlemen there's your show for the night epic epic fail

[@frenchyalicea649]

All 3 people, the pilot the colonel and 2 passengers ......

[@HickxiMMA]

Someone actually found the exact spot that photo was taken on google earth and measured the distance, the snake or whatever it is was actually 40 foot

[@punkrock1989]

It wasn't during ww2 btw, it didn't stike at them, it allegedly raised its head as If It was going to strike. And it wasn't 100 feet, barely even 50

[@Adam-wl6hp]

The guy said plane, the article Joe pulled up said helicopter. I don’t believe helicopters were widely used in WW2.

[@surreal75yt32]

Out of everything I just saw. I'm shocked the scale stopped at 200 lbs. 😅😅😅

[@VoyagersType]

My theory, the snake was indeed real and was at a whopping size, it died not long after due to it's massive size which might have caused it to overweight, suffocate and die to a lack of prey, that might explain the fact it was never seen again. If you say that the snake is hiding in a undiscovered area, how could a giant snake stay hiding from Humans, just my theory, the real reason might be something different.

[@hotelpequenino55]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6DUeIOoqLSIjLc Real titanoboa recorded in Brazil.

[@kangacrew540]

But Joe's thinking have you seen how big those bears get in Alaska.

[@RedfishCarolina]

I've held the front end of an 18ft Burmese. Intimidating shit.

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

Did it not try and bite you

[@RedfishCarolina]

@@rhysmagshamhrain No, this was was pretty chill. The only bite it ever gave was to the owner, when the snake was about 9ft, and because the owner stumbled while carrying it.

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

@@RedfishCarolina Alright but would there be much power to it's bite

[@daringreene4661]

Its an organism that will continue to grow if there is enough food in its area...

[@tommyoshady]

Galante said Congo, plane and 100ft snake. Picture on internet says Indonesia, helicopter and 49 ft. Galante: "yeah, I believe they're the same"....wtf?

[@colestarks4841]

Freaky not ready

[@chrisgriffin7357]

I knew more about this "100 ft WWII snake" than this expert... can I be on Joe Rogan?

[@allanjechorek4381]

At one time Teddy Roosevelt offered a reward of 100k to anyone that killed a snake over 30 feet. I don’t know if anyone claimed that money?

[@drakegeralds699]

In Nigeria there’s a village where a huge snake whose body is as wide as a plam tree comes out around the same time a year

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

How many feet is the snake roughly did you ever hear

[@drakegeralds699]

@@rhysmagshamhrain he said the head was almost as big as a small Volkswagen turtle and the was so wide he initially thought a tree had fallen at night

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

@@drakegeralds699 Oh my god I wonder would that snake chase and try to eat you if it saw you

[@drakegeralds699]

@@rhysmagshamhrain maybe if it sees you

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

@@drakegeralds699 Yes I would say it would and what time of year does it usually come out at do you know

[@deathtrolling333]

Come to meghalaya India bro , if you want to see 50 feet above snake

[@ShiningStarBasumatary]

Really? I am from India assam can i get the pic

[@ShiningStarBasumatary]

Is the giant snake still alive?

[@arkhamknight3798]

Take a video and put it on your channel

[@robertmartin4449]

Sounds like a certain Scottish lake monster…. Possibly on holiday?

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

Do you think so

[@USA_UNITED1776]

As a well respected snake I can conform the helicopter was a Colonel and the pilot was 100 feet long.

[@hotelpequenino55]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6DUeIOoqLSIjLc Real titanoboa recorded in Brazil.

[@chrisellingsen9677]

Joe looks smoked AF while listening to this giant snake story.

[@centillion7]

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

[@AncientCreature-i2o]

snakes arent poisonous... They're venomous

[@centillion7]

@@AncientCreature-i2o "Well, aren't you just a wordsmith of reptilian semantics! Next, you'll be telling me that tomatoes are technically fruits. Oh wait, they are? Don't worry, even some snakes get confused.

[@arkhamknight3798]

Lmao😂

[@NighDarke]

There isn't anything around it for a definitive size comparison so he could say it was as big as he wanted. That photo isn't proof.

[@BassmeantProductions]

It didn't strike at the air vehicle it reared up in a defensive stance.

[@bigbobfox91]

They should make a Trip to the congo with joe and examine on their own would be so cool to See 👍👍👍

[@Degenevesting]

El Diablo in Honduras 👀

[@cannz9134]

Just because the witness was a colonel doesn't mean that he didn't have a sense of humour. The surgeons photo of the Loch ness monster was just as fake as any other

[@ABSF49]

30 foot is nothing to dismiss. Thats huge azz snake

[@handledav]

300 feet

[@gagecee5129]

I heard there are giant spiders in the congo as well.

[@Segotti]

They are called PythONS not PythINS 😂😂

[@davidleary823]

That snake us almost as big as the joint Rogan just smoked

[@D.J.81769]

That would be a dead snake,if I came across it.

[@billyboy2455]

It has to be an African rock python as they are the only snake to be the biggest in Africa but the retic is the biggest and largest on record simple as

[@TheUnsortedOnes]

Titanoboa was 47 feet this is crazy this snake was bigger then it

[@hotelpequenino55]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6DUeIOoqLSIjLc Real titanoboa recorded in Brazil.

[@thriddoctor]

They said it was 50 feet not 100.

[@CharlesLeeRayy]

They said it was 25 feet not 50.

[@SquirminHermanthe1eyedGerman]

@@CharlesLeeRayy I thought they said 100 not 50

[@levistoner]

Now I know where all of our steel went in the USA, it went into creating this man’s balls. God damn boy.

[@ash1rhaq1]

Whats scary is that this thing has lived on Earth for years probably, and we rarely even see them. And even now they are still moving around in the Congo in somewhere we dont know about.

[@sherlock1895]

The only good snake is a dead snake. So ends todays lesson. Cheers!

[@jamesbraun7709]

At first this pic. was measured to be 195 feet , then down to 100 feet and now down to 50 feet . I guess someone will get it right .

[@uniquerebel385]

Leave them alone, haven't your people done enough damage to the world in the name of science.

[@salvagemonster3612]

And of course he got the story wrong. Remy was a helicopter pilot during the Congo war

[@Toka972]

I watched the whole thing, this dude was fact checked to oblivion. His biggest blunder is he mixed up pythons and anacondas - saying pythons was the heaviest and Anaconda the longest... Mentioned 30ft anacondas... It's the opposite. Anaconda are the heaviest and under 25 feet, pythons can reach 30 ft and above.

[@AncientCreature-i2o]

There has never been a python measured 30 feet or over. Never. Anyone claiming otherwise is full of shit. There's a million dollar reward for anyone who documents and confirms a 30 foot reptile and its never been won.

[@salvagemonster3612]

It’s Brian Fellows

[@michaelarchangel1514]

I'm from central America Won't say where.. But in Guatemala my friend is an ex military kaibiles They shot a 80 ft snake with an m1 rifle from the top of a mountain and didn't even move The bullet bounced.. In Honduras my friend with 100 guys military personnel Cobras Caught Big foot with huge nets 9 ft tall Hairy Stinky Huge ticks And the general let him go Here in central America All, Big foot lives and people see them normal, Here in this central American country we have people from all over the world God bless 🙏🏼🇧🇿

[@chadwellington2524]

why cant you say the country lol? cmon buddy

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

Are the big foots aggressive towards humans

[@18echo]

Heard the same story in Arthur c. Clark “mysterious world “ docu series like 35 years ago but they were in a helicopter . The helicopter pilot’s name was Ernie van Lerder if I’m not mistaken .

[@leonidaspereirafilho499]

Around 2.20 the photo joe is reading from cites a very similar name!

[@Vermillicent]

Remy Van Lierde

[@jlg5798]

Johnny FairPlay automatically reminds me of Danny bonaduce 😂

[@hotshotprime7]

If true it's likely to be a titanoboa

[@MachoManNRock]

Sooooo from 100 feet to 50 feet to the article saying 49 ft. ….cool story 😒

[@AndersenTrades]

Why didn’t they take a photo closer to it?

[@bobblimpsr.3955]

It nearly attacked their heli out of the sky bro

[@Nyfancam01]

@@bobblimpsr.3955lmfaooo

[@xxollie1729]

😛don’t worry guys it’s my pet named sweet pea, he’s really nice😀

[@terryfonz4603]

There’s still dinosaurs in the Congo! Not the huge ones but a water habitation Dino. About the size of a hippo! The pigmy Indians affirm this

[@jaisanatanrashtra7035]

The Wild Life Reserve Should go and check the snake might be still there 🤔💕🇮🇳

[@rolandchestnut9076]

THAT ONE IS A LITTLE INFANT COMPARED TO THE ONES THATS OUT THERE BEWARE

[@rhysmagshamhrain]

Your saying that there is actually larger snakes out there

[@arkhamknight3798]

Tell us more, please.

[@MissionaryForMexico]

I seen a 30 footer in Okinawa at the caverns. You get to see when they feed it live chickens!

[@teamspeedfreaks5873]

Was literally debunked as a worm in a counter top 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@charliemowry774]

It was a helicopter they were in .