Fox News feat. Stavros Halkias | Chapo Trap House

[@acetate909]

I'm in the hospital recovering from a bong hit transplant trying not to split my stitches listening to the 1.4 inch pianist. Hell yeah dude.

[@berdyderg900]

Wow, references

[@davidbohm1866]

@@berdyderg900 99% of comments are references to something in the clip. Is this your first day on the internet? Also, you've left over 700 comments with references to something spoken about in the video. Your lack of self awareness is amazing.

[@berdyderg900]

@@davidbohm1866 ?

[@idcompiler]

@@davidbohm1866 ladies and gentlemen we got him

[@MagufoBoy]

I bet you are feeling the gentrified urge to open the 3rd coffee shop on one block in Brooklyn

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Hell yeah dude. I love hanging out with my best friends, having a good time, and meaningfully contributing to the conversations.

[@bsh819]

Hell yeah dude

[@DownUFO]

That rocks man

[@joshuamarx8209]

Boo-yah.

[@johndrocky4377]

@@joshuamarx8209 But Jetson gets “boo-yah” Not boomer stuff? Umm 🤔 okay 🤣😂 ☮️❤️

[@joshuamarx8209]

@@johndrocky4377 🥴

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

I love that "get your kids into sports" was the exact perfect advice that person needed and Stav arrived to it almost as an afterthought.

[@bloh12345]

stavvy truly popping off on all fronts. 1 Million views and counting on his special, that barstool appearance, etc. we love to see our gay podcaster succeed, don’t we folks!

[@vitaminwater9662]

hes fat too

[@polishpipebomb]

He was on Hasan making the ladies wheeze, he's about to steal ludwigs girl.

[@deanthemachine8879]

AITA: my child is being tempted by a Native American fable at the neighbors’ and I mandated that they not go to sleepovers there anymore

[@thediscokidd]

The Stav episodes are always legendary.

[@guywhomstvepostgood]

we love our fat greek oaf, don't we folks?

[@knivves0ut]

49:27 “ ableism gets a bad rap but it’s probably prevented a lot of racism” 😂

[@stevenhetzel6483]

"I'm not ableist, I have disabled friends." is my new go-to

[@bobjohnson7148]

For the live action remake of Disney’s Hercules, Stav should play Phil

[@sothatsdevintart2562]

He’d probably be the only actually Greek Guy in the entire cast.

[@KingGiganTitanusROARKing]

Last time I learned a lesson from a fox it was this: when a guy confronts you for attacking his rabbits, run away quickly

[@philtronnn]

I’m crying at this “my kids learning bad habits from a Fox” bit. Holy shit

[@c-r]

I read this comment before playing the video and I did not expect this comment to not be about the news outlet lol

[@BlaissezFaire9940]

Foreskin master general Stavros

[@simpsonsadaychannel8471]

As a gay man, this is all I could ask for.

[@tommyweigle]

Let your daughter grow up to be Princess Mononoke

[@somethingironic2227]

this is some peak Stavros right here, the bit about the charity lady was too good

[@javya699]

the special was great stavvy keep killing it

[@inktoxicant]

I can't believe they got famous stand-up comedian Stavros Halkias on the pod, a far stride from humble beginnings

[@darthnephilim]

Hopefully they can get international star Tom “The Comedian Assassin” Myers

[@lacomic3820]

@@darthnephilim Seth Simon

[@ZenBen_the_Elder]

"Folks, we are opening a new front in the campaign on women's self-esteem" Will Menaker 12:13

[@llJiggyFlyll]

My favorite part about Stavros is he somehow, while spouting nothing but nonsense, seems to annoy right-wingers more than almost anyone. I think it's because he's by his own admission pretty much an idiot, but that just makes it even more frustrating to a right-winger when they can't figure out if he's making or mocking a point.

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Stav is only considered ‘dumb’ because he hangs out with a bunch of mensa members and high functioning autismos. He’s way more insightful than the average person.

[@joshuamarx8209]

Wtf does that really mean Hank? Double-dog-dare ya bub..

[@johndrocky4377]

I agree ☝️ with Hank. IMO, anyone who is consistently annoying right wingers is doing “God’s Work”! 🤣😂🤣🔥🤣 🔥🥊🔥🥊🔥

[@hannibalb8276]

It's funny because it reminds right wingers that even the dumbest leftist like stav is still smarter than the smartest right winger, lmao

[@JasonMaguire-ql7rn]

@@Gum_Cuzzler lmaoooo no he's absolutely clueless. The amount of just braindead stupid things he's said sincerely on cumtown is astounding.

[@zachflame123]

"A pug with some little pants on" lol

[@fyt54321]

(1:07:10) ... Until I heard him say it in context I thought this must have been Stavvy talking about himself.

[@PR0MAN01]

These are the 4 Horsewomen of the Apocolypse. The fact that all 4 of them exist in the same time period is proof of the end times.

[@HeiressEllie]

Can't believe Chapo stole Stavros

[@johndrocky4377]

THANK YOU 🙏 CHAPO TRAP HOUSE FOR ALL THE AWESOME VIDEOS!!! 👏🔥🥊

[@polishpipebomb]

All your replies are wholesome boomer posts, chapo of the week right here

[@joshuamarx8209]

Thanks for reminding boomers literally still exist...

[@Khemith_Demon_Hours]

@@polishpipebomb Enjoy your future hellscape zoomer.

[@johndrocky4377]

@@polishpipebomb & Josh, I am NOT A BOOMER, but thank you 🙏 I guess? 🤣😂🤣😎🤣 🙏☮️❤️🤲

[@castielsisko2120]

Who here is gay? I am.

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

I'm Gay Actor Michael Douglas

[@Mannydamon]

Im Robert DeGayo

[@sunnohh]

Hell yeah, dudes in this thread

[@castielsisko2120]

@Special K pinky promise capeesh?

[@elimontoya8626]

@Stoosid steve Says the obviously gay man.

[@jonathannathan1754]

Stav is so mad that they won’t let that kid do stuff that rules

[@McDermottHorse]

36:30 “you have cursed this little kid with sentience. She has to be alive. She has to learn skills. It sucks **** to learn new skills. It sucks **** to learn.”

[@jeremybrookshire8775]

"ablism gets a bad rap, but it probably helped stop a lotta racism"

[@kevingriener7441]

I'm a Baltimore homer, but when it comes to funny corruption, no other city can handle New Orleans.

[@stevenhetzel6483]

Come on, y'all got Mark Norma- I mean Kevin Hart, and Theo Von

[@DIBZ111]

I kept seeing it recommended and so I gave it a watch and I thought it was really good even having always been a fan of stav I didn't think I'd like it that much. I thought it was real quality. I'm glad he's doing some stand up again

[@sislater6334]

Hell yeah

[@Quist115]

It will never stop being funny that Stav pretends he was good at sports as a kid lol

[@ChewyThomson]

The Kurt Braunohler This is Not Happening has my favorite Baltimore story. Basically, someone rode in to the mayor's office on a literacy program because apparently 20% of Baltimore can't read and then just spent all the money building a new stadium for the Ravens. They then used the remaining money to put up a bunch of posters. Good listen, give it a search.

[@ZenBen_the_Elder]

The riff on the ' Lessons from the Fox' story is one of Chapos finest. 55:08

[@BlackBoxGamers]

Oh fuck yeah, Stavvy Baby

[@RedSntDK]

1:01:49 Was not expecting a Sarah Bonito reference. As I'm writing this she's live on twitch playing Tomb Raider 😊

[@benzyl350]

Stavros mentioning Catherine Pugh and Chaps Pit beef (specifically being in a strip club parking lot) is good baltimore representation.

[@stevenhetzel6483]

Dude wouldn't have killed himself if he'd seen Fido's knitted fitted

[@technologic21]

I'm coming! Stavros in tha house!

[@NubaHuba]

I watch fox news because Im a gay furry

[@samus598]

I always change my litter box before I turn on Fox News, so I can lay a fresh one while I watch Tucker.

[@joshlee6073]

Stavy baby always entertaining

[@titussalter8070]

Too bad Amber wasn't on this one lol

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Bros only.

[@waves_of_fear]

The shit about the pet fox is unreal

[@Hodapp]

I checked it out. The special is really funny. Worth about exactly as much as I paid for it. Thank god got adblocker.

[@teenvogue1starmoreddivisio955]

Tom Myers dunking on Stav is priceless.

[@stevenhetzel6483]

I can't believe the great Tom Myers is threatened by a bloated bed bug.

[@buzzybeetle95]

That kid's pet fox is the fox from Antichrist.

[@matti3658]

Fatpo Stav House

[@grayearly3116]

Ayo I got y'all $10 I save you a plate

[@garrgravarr]

Love you Stavvy.

[@Radiohomunculus]

What did Tom myers say about stavs special?

[@russtysspoon420]

made fun of it for being put up on youtube instead of a streamer

[@LeshaAnn]

Cardigans for corgis = Corgidans

[@LeshaAnn]

Also used when knitting for Smashing Pumpkins artistes

[@brendancostello9777]

@@LeshaAnn TOO SOON. OK maybe not.

[@Necrophonica]

How could anyone confuse Stavros for a white guy? That's crazy, just look at him!

[@slowloris2894]

Hey us Greeks and Italians were the last to be considered white lol so some people really dont even consider us white to this day.

[@blackdog9698919]

@@slowloris2894 Greeks and Italians _are_ latecomers, but aren't Slavs the latest inductees into the club? Even Slavs don't agree yet on which Slavs are white, and mainstream American culture still paints Russians as basically black with pale skin (or even sub-African). As in, like hundreds of thousands or millions of Africans have to die before it becomes a news story, compared to, say, one WASP person, but there's no number of dead ethnic Russians that Americans will ever bother to notice, let alone care about.

[@briangura1335]

@@slowloris2894 non-western Europeans rule, landed western gentry drool.

[@albertgriffith5801]

@@slowloris2894 Gay people were the last ones to be considered white

[@maryfolles1168]

shout out to Felix for knowing about Sarah from KKB's fox 🦊 I miss being mentally well enough to be on Instagram and seeing her videos of them.

[@ThisOldHat]

never have I been more thrilled to see the content of a podcast coincide with the subject of its episode art. also, the fact that Will was the only one to make the Renard connection is very on point.

[@PoolNoodleGundam]

This pod is at its best when you hit the 11 minute mark and can feel your brain turning to mush and spilling down youe spine

[@holdthedoor8130]

That fox is a bad influence..... Jesus fuck

[@sparkpenguin]

i specifically remember that bad CC spot will is remembering at 1:13:50. i remember the comic saying "my blood pressure is like 3 over 1..." before the "and she's--" xyz part. and i was like 13. weird how things stick like that. also, true point. if i clean the house or go about my night like normal after he leaves it's not a priority text next time. we're either both dead on the mattress or i ask him to lock up otw out with my last conscious breath.

[@sparkpenguin]

@Ivy Hex i wish. free me from my prison.

[@michaela8194]

Cardigans For Corgis is a good business name

[@veiler8415]

Hearst castle is open if you guys are heading through

[@barryo924]

more like the vampire’s castle 😏

[@quester09]

cozy lil spot

[@CMike44]

The thing about the corgi sweater wife is that there's no way she's a normal, well adjusted person aside from that one area

[@brandonhill8283]

That fox is a bad influence, anybody seen that Green Knight movie?

[@bencomer2339]

Awful movie, should’ve never listened to that trailer on fox

[@thedumbdog1964]

It disappointed me

[@hannibalb8276]

The trailer was better than the film

[@mattryan6886]

Stav best laugh ever!!!!!!

[@Backinblackbunny009]

45:00 just join the military as an enlisted. My kids were the only white kids at their bus stop and my son's off base high school was almost 90% black but of course that means your child actually has to share the same experience as most black kids by going to a poor dangerous school and no way this woman is doing that!

[@feydrautha012]

Can someone tell me the provenance of the "I'm gay" comments?

[@azr15]

He gives us the courage to come out

[@TheHenaxe]

It's the gay agenda, haven't you gone too the meetings?

[@sislater6334]

Wow, just freakin, wow, do you even know what sailor socialism is????? Where is your lore duuude?

[@berdyderg900]

The guess Stavros has a podcast called cumtown which is essentially just the lowest common denominator style of racist and homophobic "satire"

[@maxwellkazemba2299]

Yeah sure no problem

[@chomskyismyhomeboi3509]

Stavvy baby is an Absolute Legend

[@marcuswalters8093]

I never forgave my mum for sending me to school. Never got the allure.

[@richardlegrand4697]

Ahem...1.5 million.

[@jonjones654]

Funny AF

[@sislater6334]

I think the, clearly racist, mom's problem is that the fox is brown.

[@bitteralmonds666]

TREATS! 🧉🦄✨🌈🌈✨

[@Pablo668]

I dunno about anyone else, but with me and the people I've lived my life around, french fries are kinda like common property. If I'm eating next to or across from you, I expect you to reach over and pinch fries from me. WTF is with some people?

[@futon2345]

Food aggression

[@Michaelroni-n-cheese]

Don't pinch my god damn fries.

[@samus598]

That's a holdover from the economy of the '90s when french fries were affordable. Now if you want to pinch my fries you're going to have to pay me $20

[@jamescoll130]

Parents have resource guarding issues.

[@klownofkether6996]

I agree, this is how the world should be

[@jakehxllxws259]

Bro the ending I can’t fucking get a grip

[@jingbot1071]

2:44 - I think this Marxist.

[@CapnSnackbeard]

It was when we got to talk of clits that the experience vacuum became apparent

[@GHOSTPLANEtable]

Yeah they are not whispering to no lady boy cum-thumbs

[@Grindtesque]

They're all like Julia Davis characters...

[@jonathanedwardgibson]

Alladin is great venue with every other row of theater seats removed for long tables for pitchers of beer and slices of ‘Za! I’ll be there.

[@donnamunro2090]

How did you guys miss calling this episode "What the Fox?"

[@thinkoutloud2144]

29:19

[@jack_rabbit]

i prefer TAFS

[@direktive4]

william H macy in Magnolia

[@friendoftheshow8117]

Holy fuck

[@t33nyplaysp0p]

Omg please review the 2000 mules movie lololol

[@technologic21]

It's SO bad, comically so.

[@fourmoyle]

*adds to list*

[@friendoftheshow8117]

Milluns

[@moe5005moe]

1:04:28

[@shady8045]

I wish I was cool like you guys ;-;

[@donnamunro2090]

Don't put your kids in hockey, though - that sport is hella fascist.

[@panicnow14]

That's exactly why you put them in-- totally legal to bash the fash on the rink!

[@JasonMaguire-ql7rn]

Lol your kids are going to be even more fragile than you

[@SUPERBURLBOYROY]

Everyone on the podcast looks like they're in their late 40's

[@kaiserschnitzel89]

Is that a problem for you

[@freakyzed8467]

I am in my late 40s and look 20 years younger. Send me $5 and you too can learn the secret to looking young and staying active!

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Not like you Chauncey, you young stud 😍

[@SUPERBURLBOYROY]

@@Gum_Cuzzler I lied it was four times but she gave me a bunch of money.

[@joshuamarx8209]

That's gotta suck..

[@rodrigoroa6753]

Jajaja

[@christian_heretic]

Why is stav actually funny only when he’s on chapo like wtf

[@RoboShowgirlsBatmanCop2-v4n]

He was Nicks hypeman and straight man, there to keep the momentum going

[@owabowa]

Stav is funny wherever he is

[@lanceblankenship9995]

Physically unattractive Brooklyn Bug People of the world, UNITE!

[@pauldemelto6650]

The Marxist podcast where cashing in on entertainment is a major theme. Unironically.

[@FrogToadBug]

The shitpost podcast about running a train on your dad

[@wealth_wolf]

wut

[@Some_Average_Joe]

@@wealth_wolf I think he's unaware of the reality that one must operate under the rules of capitalism when within a capitalist system or else face consequences

[@blackdog9698919]

Whether Chapo is _helping_ to build communism in their own very tiny way is a matter of debate, but they're not an obstruction. That's all that needs to be said about them. If they're hypocrites, that's their own personal problem.

[@MickGallJr]

Yes... Everybody who disagrees with capitalism should just sit in an alley doing nothing.

[@condor237]

He totally sold out

[@pauldemelto6650]

Buy shit! In solidarity!

[@natiive1444]

The original king of comedy? Wtf is he talking about lol...

[@slowloris2894]

Bro you realize he is a comedian right? Lmao. He's joking

[@jayargee492]

NO JOKES

[@futon2345]

This guest is extremely obnoxious

[@blakereid5785]

He’s an acquired taste. Like a really stinky cheese.

[@killzone866]

how do you not like Stavy

[@howwitty]

@@killzone866 she's probably a female or something I hear Stavos repels them

[@willywonka7812]

Not compared to you. Some people actually want to hear what he has to say

[@anthonysanfilipo9833]

Stav is extremely obnoxious, and I actually really want to hear what he has to say.

[@daysjours]

This talk about genitals is SO not funny. Clicked off.

[@eemoogee160]

"Good! day!, sir!"

[@r0wdyn3ss]

Bye

[@zenleeparadise]

Your comment made me laugh

[@daysjours]

@@zenleeparadise I understand why. I am much funnier than these losers.

[@ericbishton2779]

I get it. You really should check out the podcast Cumtown. Start with the earlier stuff.

[@fwowncwown]

I can’t stop listening to this garbage. Pissing myself with laughs.❤️

[@BennySalto]

I don't get the criticism. You SHOULD diversify your portfolio.