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Chapo Trap House

Chapo Trap House

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@berdyderg900
@berdyderg900 2 жыл бұрын
"today, I feel a migrant worker" is almost certainly a confession of guilt
@timcosgrove707
@timcosgrove707 2 жыл бұрын
I love that point about how they’re trying to breed the strongest and most skilled human beings to inherit the earth, but really those skills will amount to “knowing python”, “being good at Excel”, and “Zoom etiquette”.
@OpiatesAndTits
@OpiatesAndTits 2 жыл бұрын
Those can be good skills, but yeah they don’t mean you have the golden jizz lol
@DashWallkick
@DashWallkick 2 жыл бұрын
The ruling class always ends up thinking things they do is just so special and unique and needed in the world, always always always.
@fenceyhen4249
@fenceyhen4249 11 ай бұрын
Do billionaires use Python and Excel? Does using Excel make you bourgeois? I don't get it
@jackfiercetree5205
@jackfiercetree5205 10 ай бұрын
​@fenceyhen4249 excel is for business spreadsheets. What is the point of all this, if it isn't money?
@MichaelTorres-b2v
@MichaelTorres-b2v 9 ай бұрын
@@DashWallkickAnd they always think that the are innately part of the ruling class. Genetic “superiority” just replaced divinity. That’s the only difference between now and hundreds of years ago.
@AlexBissonnette
@AlexBissonnette 2 жыл бұрын
My son, Titus Andronicus is the peak male specimen. We have selected all the epigenetic traits that allow him to type more than 50 words per minute.
@ChewyThomson
@ChewyThomson 2 жыл бұрын
But is he a poster
@peanutsquared
@peanutsquared 2 жыл бұрын
The more I hear and read about Thiel and his ilk, the more I'm convinced they're actually princes of Chaos who are about two steps away from creating the Daemonculaba...
@brokentower3148
@brokentower3148 2 жыл бұрын
Was it Dark Buddhism or Secular Calvinism that did this for you?
@thats4thebirds
@thats4thebirds 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing opening. Well said Will.
@thesultrystrangerdanger6824
@thesultrystrangerdanger6824 2 жыл бұрын
Brreeathe
@sametimesfour8024
@sametimesfour8024 2 жыл бұрын
Longtermism is what happens when alarmingly young gf doesn't remind alarmingly balding bf that he works on the computer.
@Jobtof
@Jobtof 2 жыл бұрын
Nice another shasti enjoyer
@supermarx
@supermarx 2 жыл бұрын
Evil people wield power with impunity and the only way there's any possibility of not being entirely at their mercy is to organize along class lines.
@phillheth
@phillheth 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, profound...🥱
@WanderingIdiot81
@WanderingIdiot81 2 жыл бұрын
Wut you mean?
@ДушманКакдела
@ДушманКакдела 2 жыл бұрын
Don't really see how that's the only way or really even a feasible possibility.
@julymagnus493
@julymagnus493 2 жыл бұрын
What if 1 guy with a really cool set of armor fixes everything? Or an OP alien? Didn't think of that did you?
@cornerstore_d
@cornerstore_d 2 жыл бұрын
Shit I think we tried that and we ended up here
@TrueGrandImperial
@TrueGrandImperial 2 жыл бұрын
"secular calvinism" might be the worst phrase ive ever heard. it makes me physically ill.
@technologic21
@technologic21 2 жыл бұрын
Yet another twisted cult.
@johncrane3858
@johncrane3858 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it makes me kind of speechless. I have no idea how to argue against "secular Calvinism." It breaks my brain, it sends my mind into the black. I feel like a protagonist in an HP Lovecraft story.
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 2 жыл бұрын
As a Calvinist I find it hilarious that tech bros just keep unironically reinventing Catholicism
@bsh819
@bsh819 2 жыл бұрын
Calvinism was always a secular movement. Reason based reinterpretations of the scriptures was a precursor to the enlightenment.
@lifeisgood12341
@lifeisgood12341 2 жыл бұрын
They praise Economoss by having money they are obviously Economoss' chosen. And they are correct.
@leonardorestrepo5196
@leonardorestrepo5196 6 ай бұрын
Follow up article on the collinses came out a few months ago (circa 2024). Finding out these parents 1) are ipad parents 2) hit their kids 3) have had CPS called on them because they dont pay for indoor heating and the kids are routinely sick Should come as no surprise.
@matthewcaldwell8100
@matthewcaldwell8100 6 ай бұрын
Can you link it? I am grotesquely curious.
@horny4violence
@horny4violence 5 ай бұрын
@@matthewcaldwell8100 "Leading advocate for big families smacked son, 2, during an interview - now he says trolls want to take his kids away"
@southparkking2
@southparkking2 3 ай бұрын
What a shock, superiority and dominance goes along with abusive behavior for that generation they claim is the child stock of gold. Who the fuck could have seen that coming?
@jerryenzyme
@jerryenzyme 2 жыл бұрын
Show has been on fire lately, really good episode here
@Garrett1240
@Garrett1240 2 жыл бұрын
Matt was on one this episode. One of his best.
@Umkarz
@Umkarz 2 жыл бұрын
Arabic fans know: Matt Christman is the only real one.
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 Жыл бұрын
@@Umkarz The lion of Chapo. Long and loud may he roar.
@glowfly
@glowfly 2 жыл бұрын
My sense of "immortality" lies in my contributions to the collective. I suppose if you're a billionaire uber-consumer, you haven't created anything, you pass nothing on, you will entirely cease to be. I can see how that haunts them.
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 жыл бұрын
Pissing off the transhumanist with this one lmao
@Mr.Redink
@Mr.Redink 2 жыл бұрын
This was such a great episode. I didn't want it to end tbh.
@mikeydude750
@mikeydude750 2 жыл бұрын
One of their best reading series in a while
@dirrdevil
@dirrdevil Жыл бұрын
Beautiful opening. Love to all our LGTBQ+ comrades. Conservatives need to be stopped and rooted out for their hatred.
@GoodStarfish
@GoodStarfish 2 жыл бұрын
despair and hope can be felt simultaneously and I'm tired of pretending like we can't
@UntoTheBreach24
@UntoTheBreach24 2 жыл бұрын
Dialectics?
@otsoaunola9515
@otsoaunola9515 2 жыл бұрын
Dope
@Hud23
@Hud23 2 жыл бұрын
We can? It feels like sayong we can be terrified and calm at the same time.
@Praisethesunson
@Praisethesunson 2 жыл бұрын
Pessimism of the intellect. Optimism of the will.
@debra-sue
@debra-sue 2 жыл бұрын
@@Praisethesunson your username seems oddly fitting in this moment. \[-]/
@emmy8526
@emmy8526 2 жыл бұрын
The other thing underlying this is the realization that no amount of money or coding savvy preserves you from death, the great equalizer. Hence all this dim flailing. Episode 137 of the podcast Tech Won’t Save Us is really good on this: Don’t Fall for the Longtermist Sales Pitch, with Émile Torres as guest. Also episode 1 of the Fall of Civilisations podcast, where the Romans beloved by the Silicon Valley types get merked by unruly primitive Scots.
@pietzsche
@pietzsche 2 жыл бұрын
These are the people who read all of Dune.
@marcusianparrish
@marcusianparrish 2 жыл бұрын
So happy to hear that Matt is completely and securely hollowed out. Wife guys rule.
@raven_g6667
@raven_g6667 Жыл бұрын
The same ppl who told that influencer that criticizing Qatar is orientalism is the same guy that says criticizing Israel is antisemitic... the CIA.
@ince55ant
@ince55ant 2 жыл бұрын
i look forward to repeatting thiss and passsing it off as my own opinion. great ep this week
@pizzacheeseman2854
@pizzacheeseman2854 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t doxx me
@justr6982
@justr6982 2 жыл бұрын
God damnit Matt always blows my mind
@debra-sue
@debra-sue 2 жыл бұрын
"Chief Key-Jangler for Peter Thiel" had me grabbing a nearby wall for support
@dethkon
@dethkon 2 жыл бұрын
Slaves forced to use a stadium which other slaves died building is something right out of Baudrillard. It is deeply upsetting to me.
@thuzan117
@thuzan117 2 жыл бұрын
this rich people breeding program is actually awesome, it means they have to split their inheritances more and more with every generation, thus weakening the power of their children and lowering their wealth.
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 Жыл бұрын
they can just have every second son/first daughter go to law school, every third son/second daughter go into politics, every fourth son/third daughter become self-help gurus, and the rest get seed money to bootstrap themselves into media moguls.
@function0077
@function0077 Жыл бұрын
@@ClibanariusJJ ...and they also become a bunch inbred lunatics like the Habsburgs. This is literally happening right now in a polygamist sect of Mormonism in Utah called the Kingston Group.
@frederickvondrasek5618
@frederickvondrasek5618 2 жыл бұрын
...one of the best episodes ever...
@twobadcats77
@twobadcats77 2 жыл бұрын
This seems like they're just genetically engineering the hood ornament on the Great Humongous's car.
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 2 жыл бұрын
They should outlaw advertising sports gambling. The gambling itself should be decriminalized, but letting it be a corporate juggernaut is a plague
@Advent3546
@Advent3546 2 жыл бұрын
Good opening from Will. I was very touched.
@marshaltito7232
@marshaltito7232 2 жыл бұрын
Eugenics, the word they are looking for is eugenics. I want them to point out a single time in history when eugenics worked out. Also R.I.P. Club Q goers. This is the inevitable result of allowing hyper right wing lunacy into general culture. These people are telling us they want to sow hate into society, we should believe them and push them out.
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 2 жыл бұрын
No. It's literally because arsenals are allowed for private property. Other countries have bigots. They don't have mass shootings. They basically nailed this topic discussing Shinzo Abe. Every dipshit can get a gun, so most violence is carried out by morons, a trait that lends itself to bigotry.
@marshaltito7232
@marshaltito7232 2 жыл бұрын
@@justcommenting4981 McVeigh's fertilizer bomb and the box truck used during the Bastille Day massacre killed more people than any individual US mass shooting. Yeah guns make a spur of the moment spree a bit easier but determined loonies will find a way. Saying banning guns will solve the problem is like saying banning drugs solved the addiction crisis, it just didn't and in many ways made it worse. The problem is that bad faith actors are allowed to whip idiots into a violent frenzy. You don't see leftist mass shootings. When violent and cruel ideologies are allowed to propagate its not surprising to see violence spring up like weeds.
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 2 жыл бұрын
@@marshaltito7232 guns are not drugs, in multiple extremely obvious ways. I find it funny you have to reach back...how many decades to find an equivalent non gun massacre. It's very simple. Do they have this problem nearly as consistently in any other functioning country? No. Do they have right wing reactionaries? Yes. Good luck banning tweets or being an "ally" or whatever moronic bullshit to #stophate. DUh iF OnLy hE dIdnT seE duh lIbs oF tIk TOk. IF a dEterMine gUy want kill tHey cAn sO wHy sToP anYoNe Lefties that defend guns when their sole purpose is sewing terror in marginalized communities are beneath contempt in their naiive stupidity. I'm sure teh gayz will arm themselves and overthrow the hateful regime. It's like you watched The Purge and came away thinking "good idea, that's how we take down the rich."
@marshaltito7232
@marshaltito7232 2 жыл бұрын
@@justcommenting4981 The Bastille Day massacre happened in 2016. Countries that don't have massive problems with right wing terrorism are countries that have media and political systems that don't amplify violent voices. The US specifically has a media and political circus that has monetary gain in amplifying calls of violence, be it trying to reach people that will believe them or the inverse of "look how dumb this is", both amplifying the hateful rhetoric. I'm not saying the left should arm themselves or whatever because that's clearly not a solution. I'm saying that with tens of millions of guns in circulation, gun control simply wouldn't work, especially when taking grandfather clauses into account. It's an obfuscation by media and politicians to pass the buck away from the root causes of right wing terrorism, specifically their roles in amplifying it. Many other countries have armed civilians too and don't have the problems the US does, Canada, Switzerland, and Finland are prime examples. I'm not saying that trying to censor people will work either because that's a great way to get people to attach themselves to those hateful messages. The point is that we all have a hand to blame in spreading the messages of hate to those dejected enough to act violently on them, and until we collectively reject them, and the systems that spread them, no amount of policy will fix the problem. But sure just project your own grievances on my comment with your "Purge" malarkey. That's a productive way to converse.
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 2 жыл бұрын
@@marshaltito7232 US media is not only globally available, other countries DO amplify rhetoric against minority groups themselves. It's not even remotely isolated to the U.S. In fact trans people have a BETTER platform and visibility than they do in many other comparable countries because of our media presence. 2016 was also the Pulse Nightclub shooting, next year followed by a Las Vegas shooting. Just those 2 guys, not even counting all the other regular shootings in that time killed nearly 100 people. Blaming media makes you look like an idiot. If you aren't calling for anyone to arm themselves you're even more worthless because you lack even that simple conviction. You aren't going to "push them out." How would you? By posting? If only people had posted harder all these people would still be alive. Are you going to hold them accountable then push them out, or push them out then hold them accountable? If only we held them accountable we could ban hate in society. That will do the trick. Ending hatred is WAY more realistic than curtailing the availability of firearms like every other country has figured out how to do.
@Mannydamon
@Mannydamon 2 жыл бұрын
6:45 Today I feel Gay -- Adam Friedland
@reallyidrathernot.134
@reallyidrathernot.134 2 жыл бұрын
strong opening. 100% correct.
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 Жыл бұрын
How do I get an internship at Gumley Fuckler? Do I need rectangular glasses?
@thomasgiles2876
@thomasgiles2876 2 жыл бұрын
There's already a Sci Fi franchise about a God King appearing 30000 years in the future with his own Gene-seed and his resulting children hating him.
@noidontlikeu
@noidontlikeu 2 жыл бұрын
God Emperor of Dune is such a good book
@Praisethesunson
@Praisethesunson 2 жыл бұрын
There is also the myth of the Greek gods and titans. Kids hate their dumbass parents. Go figure.
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they are trying to do Warhammer 40k. They aren't really trying to create an ultimate being, they are trying to create gene enhanced clones to spread HUMANITY to the stars.
@hamishveitch2681
@hamishveitch2681 2 жыл бұрын
Operation paper-clip for people who got ran off tumblr for causing suicides
@BoneMachine1443
@BoneMachine1443 2 жыл бұрын
all this money and tech and influence, and their goal is to be Craster from game of thrones, locked in their compound with generations of their insular morlock family
@cryptbeast3222
@cryptbeast3222 2 жыл бұрын
Elites often seem to turn towards inbreeding after a while. A self-solving problem.
@GoodStarfish
@GoodStarfish 2 жыл бұрын
Can somebody make a Matt rant supercut, I'm trying to achieve completion
@RIP_Greedo
@RIP_Greedo 2 жыл бұрын
Secular Mormonism is basically just Star Wars
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 2 жыл бұрын
And Roko’s Basilisk is just Catholicism. It’s so funny how these galaxy brain tech guys think they are original
@RedNation87
@RedNation87 2 жыл бұрын
Battlestar Galactica, actually.
@warmlycalculated390
@warmlycalculated390 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedNation87 BSG is just Actual Mormonism.
@goodluckjohnathan5157
@goodluckjohnathan5157 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao “secular calvinists” the only Calvinist I’m familiar with is ricky’s dad from trailer park boys
@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 2 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. She didn't go. That's the way she goes." - John Calvin, on predestination
@tonycampbell1424
@tonycampbell1424 2 жыл бұрын
I've never understood why anyone who believed in Calvinism would bother with any kind of theism. Your destiny is predetermined. You'll wind up in paradise or perdition regardless of any volition on your part. How does that not immediately turn into, "eh, fuck it. Guess I'll do what I want?"
@noahchopson7136
@noahchopson7136 2 жыл бұрын
Damn thats a deep cut
@emmarie2930
@emmarie2930 2 жыл бұрын
6:40 the Smashing Pumpkins lyric is so funny.
@GrimReader
@GrimReader Жыл бұрын
Chapo just on autoplay and Will's opening is pretty beautiful. Big Dick Willy with the heartfelt
@Mr.Redink
@Mr.Redink 2 жыл бұрын
Oh well, if I have a pitcrew of about 6 to 7 people I have to depend on. I can out-compete any one person in the world.
@wm8401
@wm8401 2 жыл бұрын
The pit crew quote was nauseating and a disappointment. I wish she had just said "when I have all the right drugs, top of the line hardware and someone coddling me I can be productive. Autism is hard but I've been really fortunate..." or something like that.
@brokentower3148
@brokentower3148 2 жыл бұрын
Aristocrats are like toy dogs.
@ItsOgre
@ItsOgre 2 жыл бұрын
“Today I’m gay,” my life as a bisexual man.
@tommyhowsthepeeping
@tommyhowsthepeeping 2 жыл бұрын
"today I'm disabled" my life as someone fradulently claiming disability benefits so i can play fortnite all day
@tonycampbell1424
@tonycampbell1424 2 жыл бұрын
And I oop
@debra-sue
@debra-sue 2 жыл бұрын
@@tommyhowsthepeeping surviving in this society is its own legitimate disability
@emmy8526
@emmy8526 2 жыл бұрын
Tldr for that NYT article: highly educated dummies with a greater aptitude for numbers than empathy have come up with a new cocktail of pseudo-philosophical rationalizations for their hubristically high self-regard and general misanthropy.
@Mr.Redink
@Mr.Redink 2 жыл бұрын
No yeah exactly like, literally they had everything handed THROUGHOUT THEIR LIVES and what is even their jobs or education? Like "Computer science"? Anthropology? They're not engineers or doctors. They're not even that smart, the first sign of that is that they think they can solve every issue by making the world listen to them. Because when you're in that economic strata and with that normal intellect, you think you're it, the geniuses. You think you're the apex. But what's their physical aptitudes ? Creativity skills? Communication? All that other shit? These people have never introspected and questioned themselves or faced a challenge in their lives. They think leadership and aptitudes comes from your position in society. Guaranteed these types of people would be exiles in any tribe 40'000 years ago.
@skurafn8805
@skurafn8805 Жыл бұрын
49:31 Felix goes on an all-timer here
@WaterIsPoison18
@WaterIsPoison18 2 жыл бұрын
S Tier Episode
@hazelnutgp8305
@hazelnutgp8305 2 жыл бұрын
what a nice intro, thank you.
@djtakeout9163
@djtakeout9163 2 жыл бұрын
'so rather than focus too much on these cowards & the monsters they inspire to do their killing for them, i want to instead focus on something i was most struck by in the media coverage of this horror, which are the parents of one of the victims of the Q nightclub shooting. a trans man named Daniel Aston. Sabrina & Jeff Aston, from Tulsa, Oklahoma, who moved to colorado springs, and later their son daniel followed them there, and found life & community there with them centered around Club Q where he worked as a bartender. Now what struck me was both their incredible dignity & strength in the murder of their son, but also the fact they knew their son was trans from the time he was four years old & loved & supported him for his entire life. they always knew who their son was & never doubted it. & what i'm stuck with is these people, & i'm not even gonna speak their names anymore, you know who they are, want to make impossible for queer & trans people, having parents that love you, friends, a job, & a life. their goal is to take that away from you & they'll do anything to make it happen, so it's the duty of all of us, the majority of decent people in this country, to stop them. to fight this evil. & i'm not talking about banning someone's social media account.'
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 жыл бұрын
You could hear his voice trembling the entire opening
@clockworkking777
@clockworkking777 2 жыл бұрын
Lol my favorite part was Matt pretending he doesn't know what Urbit is.
@zhadom1902
@zhadom1902 2 жыл бұрын
Love ya dry boys 💖 the intro meant a lot to me.
@Postcob
@Postcob 2 жыл бұрын
A boy and his dog!!!! I just realized where the thumbnail was from!
@miseryzone
@miseryzone 2 жыл бұрын
It's a good movie.
@theoldanarchist
@theoldanarchist 2 жыл бұрын
The bit about U of Wisconsin got me thinking about these words from Bob Dylan: They like to take all this money from sin Build big universities to study in Sing "Amazing Grace" all the way to the Swiss banks
@waves_of_fear
@waves_of_fear 2 жыл бұрын
Well the neighborhood bully, he's just one man
@b_lah_kay4515
@b_lah_kay4515 7 ай бұрын
I know this episode is 3 years old but fuck you Matt, Detroit’s only golden child was Berry Sanders, don’t take this from me. Lions Super Bowl 2025
@michaelwebster-clark9865
@michaelwebster-clark9865 2 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure that these people built their entire philosophy based on a midnight viewing of Idiocracy.
@mylesfarmer7007
@mylesfarmer7007 2 жыл бұрын
You’re getting great at the monologue bro you should give Adam some tips
@jasondewitt3142
@jasondewitt3142 2 жыл бұрын
Pre-destined into a wood chipper lol
@colinwritesthings7445
@colinwritesthings7445 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man that reading series was grim. In 100 years or so (if we're lucky) humans will regard artifacts like this with incredulous pity.
@Erasmustherobot
@Erasmustherobot 26 күн бұрын
42:27 preach it, Cushman
@00mongoose
@00mongoose 2 жыл бұрын
Man, there's some rage on this one. It's getting harder and harder to maintain an affection of disinterest.
@topleybird2443
@topleybird2443 2 жыл бұрын
That is an issue. When the Trump cucks are in charge it’s horrifying but it’s also funny. When the libs+Thiel are in charge they have publicists that scrub all the funny shit.
@nicolev2028
@nicolev2028 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the riffs Felix
@mickeycharbagz
@mickeycharbagz Жыл бұрын
Amazing ep!🎉
@Virjunior01
@Virjunior01 2 жыл бұрын
After so long, I finally notice there's a movie poster cut off in the animation... makes sense. Mel Gibson in "The Patriot."
@rverasart
@rverasart 2 жыл бұрын
very interesting people that need glasses to see trying to take over the human genetic pool
@brokentower3148
@brokentower3148 2 жыл бұрын
Eugenicists are always like this though.
@omegasmesh
@omegasmesh 2 жыл бұрын
I did not fucking expect Matt to reference the Tumblr Steven universe shit
@debra-sue
@debra-sue 2 жыл бұрын
between that and an ongoing trickle of references to monster factory, we're slowly finding that Matt's non-political media diet is not at all what we might have expected lol
@johnj7096
@johnj7096 2 жыл бұрын
Geeked to the gills like Hitler on tanker chocolate
@theartistmostlyreferredtoa7971
@theartistmostlyreferredtoa7971 2 жыл бұрын
I always kind of knew that America would actually turn into the setting of a Margaret Antwood novel at some point, but I didn't think the novel would by Oryx & Crake
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 жыл бұрын
Too bad Atwood is fash herself. She was literally talking about declining sperm counts in men recently.
@guywhomstvepostgood
@guywhomstvepostgood 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 ?
@theartistmostlyreferredtoa7971
@theartistmostlyreferredtoa7971 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 damn, really? guess we can't have nice things
@joepeake8972
@joepeake8972 6 ай бұрын
​@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 you don't have to be fash to think couples struggling to conceive because we've had too much crap put into our food and drink is a bad thing
@debra-sue
@debra-sue 2 жыл бұрын
🎵 "All i wanna be is-" 🎵 _a member of a society that doesn't passively cultivate the wanton destruction of minorities with impunity._ 🎵 "...three billion dollars in pessoooooosss~" 🎵
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 Жыл бұрын
Tough ask. Of course you could always be part of a society that does so _actively._
@dethkon
@dethkon 2 жыл бұрын
Today I feel a Migrant Weiner. Today, I feel Gay.
@101tyman
@101tyman 2 жыл бұрын
1:15:42 not even the first time Will had said “I.Q. Jones” lol check out their reading series on the Villages
@christophergreen6595
@christophergreen6595 2 жыл бұрын
I know someone who works at The 🐝, same town/scene. This one hit closer to home than most.
@technologic21
@technologic21 2 жыл бұрын
Well, it is 11/22 after all, 59 years to be exact. Evil people wield power.
@adriandavies8097
@adriandavies8097 2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the Tax Dodge discount, but the Rand is going to have to gain on the dollar before I can give up my embarrassing free loader status. One day
@pantsedjuniorhayseed4816
@pantsedjuniorhayseed4816 2 жыл бұрын
finally, an entertaining episode!
@OstrichRidingCowboy
@OstrichRidingCowboy 2 жыл бұрын
Felix said, "I'm making Yeshiva work for ME."
@Diax1324
@Diax1324 2 жыл бұрын
On the spotify version there's a kickass transition song around 32 minutes. Does anyone know what it is? I need to figure it out.
@cannonscoopic
@cannonscoopic 2 жыл бұрын
"Smart Patrol / Mr. DNA" by DEVO
@OrangeStrayCat
@OrangeStrayCat 2 жыл бұрын
Matt doesn't seem to understand what happened in The Time Machine. The upper classes of society spent so long being worthless inheritors of wealth that they degenerated into the moronic, child like Eloi, and the clever working class that was separated from them living underground building and maintaining all the machines turned into the intelligent, although physically warped, Morlocks. The divide got so big that the Morlocks decided to literally start keeping the Eloi as livestock since the Eloi were so helpless they didn't even understand that they were being farmed and eaten. It's a story that's the opposite of what the morons in this episode think will happen where the useful members of society were the wretched poor who evolved to completely eclipse the rich, worthless morons.
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 Жыл бұрын
I see a bright future for land-grant technical/agricultural universities in raising engineers and animal scientists who can make humanity's Eloi/Morlock destiny a reality. With the addition, of course, of intermarriage. Eventually we will all be Elocks, some clever and worthless, some wealthy and hideous. Ie, right back where we are today.
@nicolev2028
@nicolev2028 2 жыл бұрын
Qatar is an Onion headline come to life
@Praisethesunson
@Praisethesunson 2 жыл бұрын
Qatar is what happens when "shit head winning the lottery" is the basis of a nation state.
@Saramusvasque2838
@Saramusvasque2838 2 жыл бұрын
It was fun pretending we were in the star trek prequel. Welp, better get myself ready now that I just found out that we're in the prequel to All Tomorrows.
@AlbinoAxolotl1993
@AlbinoAxolotl1993 Жыл бұрын
Nice reference.
@bigbyrd7755
@bigbyrd7755 2 жыл бұрын
Why you gotta throw shade at Optimus Primal like that?
@elponchex
@elponchex 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you have to get badempanada on the pod
@reallyidrathernot.134
@reallyidrathernot.134 2 жыл бұрын
or they could just eat raw dog poo and have a better time.
@michaelslowmin
@michaelslowmin 2 жыл бұрын
I doubt he would ever come on. I would be shocked if he didn't hate these guy's guts. I think he'd only come on if they paid him way more that it would be worth.
@condor237
@condor237 2 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Needham the man is too schizophrenic to be funny
@XxCorvette1xX
@XxCorvette1xX 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelslowmin I mean he doesn’t have a problem with Hasan so I can’t imagine what he would hate them for. I feel like him and Matt could have a very productive conversation
@michaelslowmin
@michaelslowmin 2 жыл бұрын
@@XxCorvette1xX Maybe you're right. Bad empanada is extremely caustic, so I just assume he's that way with everyone lmao.
@karlisgertmanis
@karlisgertmanis 7 ай бұрын
titan invictus 😂😂😂
@brendanmurray4538
@brendanmurray4538 6 ай бұрын
It's awesome that KZbin offers to translate this name
@ZenobiaofPalmyra
@ZenobiaofPalmyra 2 жыл бұрын
>Secular Calvinists My fucking god Matt is right again.
@Quoxozist
@Quoxozist 2 жыл бұрын
I mean...this has been the take going as far back as the mid 2000's, Matt certainly didn't come up with it, it's a longstanding critique and he's far from the first to mention it
@spacewolfRIFF
@spacewolfRIFF 2 жыл бұрын
1:03:00
@geekboy328
@geekboy328 Жыл бұрын
Terrifying
@spadeplaladin5
@spadeplaladin5 2 жыл бұрын
It took Matt's gaffe for me to realize Tony Mandarich sounds incredibly similar to Todd Marinovich. Equally blonde, equally ratty, and both busts at their positions.
@bolshinstvo
@bolshinstvo 2 жыл бұрын
Also both of the Croatian diaspora.
@pizzacheeseman2854
@pizzacheeseman2854 2 жыл бұрын
Techno quiverful is real lmao
@thats4thebirds
@thats4thebirds 2 жыл бұрын
Stolen migrant worker valor lmao
@Louie_The_Dago
@Louie_The_Dago 2 жыл бұрын
god, felix is so funny
@shannonm.townsend1232
@shannonm.townsend1232 2 жыл бұрын
France has a name approval system
@gliscameria
@gliscameria 2 жыл бұрын
Good takes on crypto and gambling
@BigDawg-if7ti
@BigDawg-if7ti Жыл бұрын
You want your money on Patrick Mahommes, or Dogecoin? 😂
@ChannelMath
@ChannelMath 7 ай бұрын
31:55
@carlosantoniopaezcuba4494
@carlosantoniopaezcuba4494 7 ай бұрын
thank you
@VoltzNSmith
@VoltzNSmith 2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for the market to criminalize and legalize industries like league rotates champions
@mdtys
@mdtys 2 жыл бұрын
6:43
@garrettfleetwood4702
@garrettfleetwood4702 2 жыл бұрын
These people are all Warhammer fans, right? They're trying to harness their superior gene seed to create transhumans. That's not even an exaggeration. How has the most deliberately over the top satire been caught by reality?
@garrettfleetwood4702
@garrettfleetwood4702 2 жыл бұрын
@@zhadom1902 I wish you were right.
@AJ_Battle
@AJ_Battle 2 жыл бұрын
Their more traditional sci fi fans Isaac Asimov etc, Frank Herbert is obsessed with continuing humanity in the Dune series.
@garrettfleetwood4702
@garrettfleetwood4702 2 жыл бұрын
@@AJ_Battle Warhammer is (deliberately) fashier, catholic Dune. I know the irony with the whole Orange Catholic thing, but Dune is really orientalist in a way Warhammer isn't and these people are skulpted from dollops of mayonaise. That and they'd make servitors in like 10 seconds if they could, which is kind of against the whole point of Dune.
@Hisoka.44
@Hisoka.44 2 жыл бұрын
Is that a dj smokey intro ? Lol
@XxCorvette1xX
@XxCorvette1xX 2 жыл бұрын
EIGHTEEN DOLLARS IN PESOS
@CartoonCastro
@CartoonCastro 9 ай бұрын
STOP KILLING THE GREEN DINO
@robelkton7800
@robelkton7800 2 жыл бұрын
33:40 reminded me immediately of a tech version of this kzbin.info/www/bejne/oF6yn5Wwrb2HnNk
@kidmuaddib3
@kidmuaddib3 2 жыл бұрын
Capital being scared of global homo that way is like the inverse of when I took a 9 to 5 and I was scared I'd lose the time and whimsy to put chocolate in my weed cookies. My weed cookies are plain sugar cookies now :(
@xIQ188x
@xIQ188x 8 ай бұрын
Does anyone know the name of the boomer guy in this ep? I’ve seen him on a few and love him so much, he sounds like a lib trying to fit in and I’m so happy they trot him out lol
@WoahGeeWow
@WoahGeeWow 7 ай бұрын
Who? Timestamp?
@IndieGinge
@IndieGinge 6 ай бұрын
...are you talking about Matt? The yelling guy?
@andylouie6217
@andylouie6217 3 ай бұрын
After listening and watching Tony from 1Dime interview the Collins' couple on his podcast, I would say the writer of the article read on this Chapo episode makes the Collins seem weirder and way more out of touch than they are. For the record, they are weird, but also strangely well meaning and the husband seems more autistic than the wife who is actually diagnosed as being on the spectrum. Interestingly, the Collins on 1Dime Radio express and agree with several points that Matt Christman makes here (a year earlier) from his analysis of the article, so it's possible they listened to this Chapo episode about themselves and incorporated it into their views or pitch.
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