Roasting Celesbians’ Outfits (do better)

[@eddie9753]

"what in the Rugrats-go-to-Miami is this" PLEASEE 😂

[@VOID-gz6jk]

This is a homosexual high school bully

[@whitzala]

I SCROME!!

[@Leslie-wb8cb]

I laughed SO hard, my kid came to investigate!

[@orangeblossom5362]

I am wayy done lmaooo

[@vallovelove8091]

I laughed so hard 🤣

[@ciara.amituanai]

“She looks like she plants a mean succulent” 😂

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

That sent me! lol

[@VOID-gz6jk]

Honestly it’s disrespectful how much money they have and how awful they dress You better roast them Jade

[@itznia_ok8069]

Lol honestly

[@nanamiharuka3269]

i think it’s BECAUSE they have all the money that they dress like that. Like at that level of fame and money it’d be weird to wear basic stuff all the time so they try to get outta the box but fail sometimes

[@serenelibra61]

Or maybe they really like what they are wearing....

[@Flash-mx4km]

LMAO

[@ambriaashley3383]

@@serenelibra61 yes, that's the disrespectful part 😤

[@gabrielasmith8626]

I love the clear obsession with Sarah Paulson 😂

[@leosznisforever]

“this is when mistakes happens and that’s ok” me defending my fav artists when they mess up

[@viviantompkins7925]

“It’s giving LGBT friendly church” lmao amazing

[@adamparrishkinnie]

LMAOOO that whole Sarah Paulson bit had me grinning like an idiot idk why

[@itznia_ok8069]

Same here

[@sherridooley7435]

Right lol.. but what was she talking about Alice season 4?

[@byootifoullaif5722]

@@sherridooley7435 maybe the L word Alice?

[@rosie8606]

You had me at "Edamame Dealer" 😂

[@ZijnShayatanica]

SAMEEEEEEE.

[@eddie9753]

not the LGBT friendly church im crying

[@ambernickie9394]

“I’m tryna be the J in your crew” 🤣🤣🤣

[@anjakalaba7374]

And the lil chuckle after it ❤

[@bettyreads222]

"The dresses are giving me white privilege" lmao Sarah Paulson really can't do no wrong

[@steph_0085]

“She looks like she’s on her way to yell at a Pier 1 employee”.. hilarious.

[@gabbielancashire]

“ Sarah Pause. Did my heart stop...” Need this on a shirt ASAP

[@beccadotelpy]

"... someone's hat." I. Died. Megan Rapinoe plays soccer. Sue Bird plays basketball... and may have been one of my first girl crushes before understood what was happening.

[@KristenLundbergHehe]

"she looks like she could plant a mean succulent" 😂😂😂

[@presidentanp]

“Edamame dealer” 😂😂

[@aVAness]

💀 In the first minute 😂

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

The edamame beans are really hitting different. lol

[@reginaangela1631]

"And they're both matching, really just sinning up the place."😂😂😂

[@SaintAlexand.r]

Sarah Paused and my heart stopped 😂😂 a fucking mood when Sarah Paulson speaks

[@ashleyk5132]

Saw Celesbians and it was a wrap😭

[@beardpandaa]

The cuff is a very bisexual thing

[@lineapinea]

cuffed pants are bisexual culture.. and we all know kristen doesn't swing just one way.. so.. ;3

[@Zephyr616]

Literally just commented this and had to scroll to see if anyone else pointed it out. The unawareness of bi culture here is low-key bi erasure and as a big bi I felt that one hard

[@lovepink5501]

@@Zephyr616 a lesbian not knowing about a bisexual inside joke is not bi erasure, that’s a stretch

[@Zephyr616]

@@lovepink5501 I watch enough LGBT content to be pretty savvy on most LGBT culture even if I don't identify with it, so either I'm too deep down the rabbit hole or she's kinda ignorant

[@Chris-mj3ql]

It does surprise me when lesbians seem so unaware of the most common themes of bisexual culture. It's a pretty minor thing to not know this, but it really does reinforce the idea that bisexuals are marginalized and not taken seriously even in lgbtq+ spaces.

[@dunnotck1]

What else is considered bi culture, style wise? I'm bi and moving to America next year, so I need to learn.

[@ttbaby159]

Moral of the story: Sarah Paulson is an ICON. We love her!

[@MS-yg6gh]

"We stan the middle part now apparently" 😂😂 It looks good on her, but my face is not symmetrical enough for that!

[@naia6642]

Practically POUNCED on this video after reading the title in my notifications

[@LBoogie49]

Literally pounced!

[@kaktus334]

Willy Wonka and the vanilla wafer factory lmao

[@Brynwyn123]

She heard about the bisexual cuffed jeans trend and ran with it

[@SaintAlexand.r]

“Rugrats go to Miami” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alfredosanchez170]

Alternate video title: Jade gets heart palpitations scrolling past Sarah P's looks

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@Brea Regans Then you should know that Jesus loves everyone, regardless of their sexuality. You should practice love and acceptance before calling yourself a child of god. Lmao!

[@Natalanium]

that big forehead no eyebrows analogy though... beam me up Paulson

[@kchandler6978]

I love how the majority of this video was just Jade thirsting for Sarah Paulson as she should

[@RebelRouserEsq]

“The Hate Crime 4s” - *silent scream*

[@stephaniekemple8755]

I loved Sarah Pulson’s red coat look.

[@ohaiitsurrn8922]

Sarah Paulsen is a goddess here to speak to the bad managers.

[@user-yi5je3pr8m]

Jade, you're comedy timing is priceless, so funny

[@monetwalker9143]

Not the twilight queen 😂😂

[@olly2027]

@GO B.O stop

[@heleng4528]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a crush on Sarah Paulson.

[@katkatungu8813]

Disney villain shoes😂😂

[@aliceis9068]

i know im not even a minute in but im already cracking up at "she looks like an edamame dealer. she looks like she makes her own CBD chapstick" oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd lmao

[@kenyathompson3266]

That caveman and Alien was a short on Kablam! called Prometheus and Bob.

[@kpdesignz7210]

You need to make a video of you just doing pickup lines

[@ntumbaze473]

PLEASE?

[@olly2027]

Yes

[@kellynunez3430]

Lmaooooo an edamame dealer....like she makes her own cbd chapstick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@imperfectworldimperfecthum5015]

I’m so glad I’m not a celebrity. I’d get destroyed 😂

[@LBoogie49]

Edamame dealer......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pastelpastry]

Was she wearing Calvin Klein diapers? That outfit was terrible, sorry.

[@5ystemError]

The undies are from a limited edition Calvin Klein x Pampers collab.

[@pastelpastry]

@@5ystemError Can she swim in them though?

[@stormypast1984]

jade just being hilarious loved it

[@Pomegranate226]

This was great! Can you do this again but with BIPOC ?

[@zucchinigreen]

Sarah Paulson has/had the same stylist as Lupita Nyongo, she actually put Queen Lupita on. Lupita has talked about it in several interviews when she first broke big.

[@korenisme]

You should react to Sue’s style if you do this again. She has drip

[@korenisme]

Sue Bird - Megan’s fiancée

[@4rogue6]

Yes. Sue stay fly.

[@lovingweirdo4727]

The way she talked about Sarah Paulson really made me irrationally happy

[@ROCKONplaceboforever]

The power of the upper lip we stan

[@jenificentx]

not the 'manilla wafer factory'!! lmfao im dead

[@epiphanykc]

Edamame dealer is THE funniest thing I've heard in a long while...hilarious!

[@akelly58]

I liked this a lot, you should do these more often!

[@frozenmocha9911]

“Pose season 1” TOOK ME OUT

[@Annnie763]

I'd totally pay for a personal style consult if Jade ever sold them $$$

[@mystribox28]

11:45 That Fruity Pebbles with the milk. That Oops! All Berries! That Rocco's Modern life. That...

[@monicamartinez6695]

I really enjoyed the length of time spent on Sarah Paulson😌

[@teopatra_]

“Sinning up the place”

[@ShawStace]

College kid with money haha 3:00

[@JustMiraMe]

Sarah Paulson be snatching hearts from chest cavities in name of slaying

[@lalacloud3312]

5:55 outfit is truly abysmal. A stylist job was lost that day.

[@MagnoliaPantherWoman]

Yeah, dark tops over light pants isn't a good look in general.

[@mira4921]

Sarah Paulson stay serving looks and I'm here for it!

[@worshipthefrog1635]

"This is when mistakes happen and that's okay." I cracked up. OKAY but also not the underwear over those shorts nooo 😭

[@boombangpow889]

“Just....sinning up the place” I’m distraught

[@queenfree85]

The Prometheus and Bob reference absolutely SENT MEEEE!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Sarah can def get an invite to tha 'Q. I'd trust her potato salad any day. Raisins where??? 😂😂😂

[@ranich4332]

A YT short of Lena Waith outfits?

[@jabrules1]

I could watch an entire video of Jade talkings about Sarah Paulson 🤣

[@uvan5202]

2:39 happiest season

[@BurningMoonlight]

I thing Gen Q Alice is her cutest look.

[@suelensoares2650]

"Is that a religious act?" 🤣🤣🤣 Yep, I must say I'm a follower 🙏

[@GordooRP]

Hate Crime 4’s 😂😂😂 I’m on the fucking floor

[@carligirrl]

I'm living for your flirty remarks and pick-up lines.

[@Bimtavdesign]

I'm here for the Sarah Paulson thirsting 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fific37stream73]

"What in the Rugrats go to Miami is this" 😂

[@noodleboi5565]

You gotta make this a series, I'm obsessed

[@tinbitberhanu8125]

Here’s a comment for the almighty algorithm. You’re hilarious

[@casscandy10]

Not Jade having a crush on Sara Paulson lol

[@faithschwartz8619]

The movie with Aubrey Plaza is The Happiest Season on Hulu (i think)

[@AriVirtual]

ngl though, if a wizard gave me a jacket I'd have to rock it immediately.. But it would feel disrespectful to do it at a beach, like Imma get sent to asscabandz lol

[@nikkiep23]

I love love love Sarah!

[@lilcarlean27]

she said "1812 haunted b**** collection" im dead

[@lillypop4895]

def need a pt 2!!!

[@ashleysartattack5600]

Not Prometheus! 😂

[@miali4958]

Who could possibly dislike this delightful video????

[@shania3200]

so Jade got a lil crush on Sarah Paulson 😏ooookay

[@exox7534]

I can actually imagine Cara borrowing that coat from a wizard

[@rengokusfox]

not the peasant dress😩

[@ambriaashley3383]

I typically stan Rapinoe bc she was the first soccer player to kneel for BLM. I’m undecided on the fashion atp. But her girl, Sue Bird, is amazing!

[@AG-ej7wm]

Please do more of these! It makes me feel much better about my nonexistent fashion sense.

[@nvnb07]

Sarah Paulson kinda going the hardest outa all them geesh

[@hollifugate9710]

Alice is my favorite! Dude lol loved this roast 🤣

[@MultiDaisy1995]

The hate on the purple shorts & the Disney villain shoes had me weak! 😆

[@patriciamoronta800]

Pose season oneee😂😂😂

[@user67ui]

Loved this! We need a part 2 :)

[@sauanakid]

I always enjoy your fashion reviews so much

[@Once.A.Violet]

Hate crime 4’s Yo .. u do stand up right .. cuz u funnyyy

[@JustAethnicDonut]

Jade is so goofy my gawd

[@J.washington94]

I know I’m late but not Prometheus and Bob from Kablam 😭😭

[@gretcheno3125]

PROMETHEUS NOOOOO CRYING

[@jennym8204]

Maybe it depends on where you live, but cuffed jeans are so completely lesbian. Although some people will say it's a bi-thing. Gay. It's gay. Like finger guns and septum rings.