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FPSRussia on Prison Life Hacks, The Preferable Bunk Bed Spot & Bathroom Routines | PKA
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[@franksbtka1624]

Plot twist: only Kyle ever saw Snow.

[@pacificamindustriesltd.9024]

Reznov moment

[@GriseWeisshark]

Holy shit.. maybe Greg wasn't dumb at all for not knowing who Snow is?

[@zachsu7731]

@@pacificamindustriesltd.9024 step one, secure the keys

[@money3644]

snow never existed and was an imaginary character in kyle’s head

[@GriseWeisshark]

@@zachsu7731 Step two: Ascend from darkness!

[@krijelis]

No wonder he survived prison, this man's charisma is unbelievable

[@BobbyTMF]

Honestly if you’re in for that amount of time all you need to do is keep to yourself and shut the fuck up. Going in like a jolly charismatic Willy wonka probably isn’t the best idea.

[@CeDYT]

@@BobbyTMF he means kyles ability to fit into any situation

[@yeeebayeeba4268]

exactly. he is freaking hilarious

[@nunyabidness2143]

You've got to be a complete moron to not be able to handle 60 days. It's not like the guy was doing hard time. But I get what you're saying.

[@teddytwoguns2846]

@@nunyabidness2143 as long as you're just not an a****** to people prison is not that hard just being normal dude and be quiet you'll be fine

[@rileynoble8013]

Kyle is literally an endgame bard in early game situations

[@ppstorm_]

wooooah prison is just like your fantasy childrens game

[@sixteennumberthree5544]

In Texas you get one roll a week (unless you buy it), they call it John Wayne toilet paper rough tough and don't take shit off of nobody.

[@michaelwork9462]

Yep ...I can confirm .....

[@icecoldfrosty3492]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanm7832]

Or you can just stock up on the TP from commissary. Just make sure you can stow it in your locker; some new boot might throw away all your shit if it doesn't fit. Lol After working in Texas prisons, Kyle's experience sounds more like a vacation. 🤣

[@Taydutt13]

It's the same way in Georgia if you time your shits you can make it work it usually gets all used up on store day especially when you make spreads and stuff

[@TheBigChad]

He was only in for 2 months but he has 10 years worth of stories

[@illlllllllilillliilllliiii7155]

I mean with the type of people in prison, it’s probably pretty entertaining

[@SDeww]

blind employees: "this is some rough sand paper!!".

[@Big_AlMC]

Yup, we get the exact same in the Army....its just paper bruh.

[@McQuiznos]

I went to basic training back in 2014. People would pay someone 5 bucks to make the bed, daily. Cover a fire guard shift for 20 bucks. Some people made bank.

[@ManlyBuns]

I would do peoples laundry in AIT since I didn't like going out. Charged people 10 bucks to wash and fold.

[@ManlyBuns]

@Jeff s I went in 2013 to Ft. Jackson; on the weekends we were allowed to stop at the atm to withdraw money and shit before buying what we needed at the PX.

[@McQuiznos]

Jeff s I went to Ft Sill. We were allowed a commissary visit every couple weeks for basic hygiene needs. They didn’t take card, so we had to use the atm outside in a glass box. I remember all that cause only 2 people were allowed in at one time. The other 40 of us were in line outside in the 100+ degree heat, unable to talk, or even move really. Good memories though.

[@DJJakub27]

Or armour/ inventory guy made bank

[@visible2anyoneonyoutube]

@@McQuiznos Ft. Sill gang, 13F 2004! I caught the best time of yr to go through OSUT, from may-july. There was snow when I got there and 100° heat when I left. I would go to mass on Sundays and buy candy at the vending machine to sell for $10. Good times.

[@Andrew_Ybarra]

The constant flushing is one of the few habits I picked up from jail

[@Andrew_Ybarra]

And it actually does work on no lingering smell... no one knows you took a dump after

[@donkeyman5977]

Mine is I cant enjoy a long shower .. 5 mins then done get clean and out fast ..

[@erikarganda2266]

Bro u swear i flush hella

[@MrEazyE357]

You still do it? Waste water much?

[@Andrew_Ybarra]

@@MrEazyE357 you take a shower? Or even worse.....a bath??? Waste water much?

[@garrett3055]

You can stab through the top mattress, Bottom bunk gang

[@N1korasu]

Bunks are usually just steel plate with a mattress pad on top so no stabbing through

[@strictlyformyninja]

@@N1korasu this. 💯

[@chancereynolds5528]

You can’t shit upwards (top bunk gang)

[@garrett3055]

Edible Pain 😂😂

[@snigie1]

Top bunk gang for life! I'd ride on out on you bottom bunkers!

[@senorstrangelov]

Courtesy flush is a thing, military isn't so different than prison. Other than you get paid more .

[@jama6885]

Damnnn I wish Kyle would go back to Jail. He a great storyteller

[@hx2975]

Yea for like 2 years

[@dablo8512]

He is

[@jeremiahkoontz4187]

@@dablo8512 why?

[@dablo8512]

@@jeremiahkoontz4187 I mean he is a good story teller not that he’s in jail again lmfao

[@jecrispy8217]

🤣

[@MrEazyE357]

They're pretty fanatical about their bathroom cleanliness in prison and jail.

[@foodfetish4776]

Bc prison strips you of all humanity and restricts you to the barebones. So even if its something as mundane as wiping the floor, at least u have something u can control in that environment. And of course all you have is time in there, so why not make it clean where ur gonna be spending 23 hours of every day inside that room.

[@MrEazyE357]

@@foodfetish4776 Thanks, I guess. I wasn't saying I didn't understand why they do it. While your more academic explanation sounds good, I think it has more to do with the fact that you're sharing it with other men, and therefore want them to clean as much of "them" off of it as they can.

[@Timman57]

I feel like a late night poop/piss...just something about night time, im thinking back to military basic training, kinda close to jail I guess, but something about just some alone time on the toilet in the middle of the night, peace and quiet and the smell of fabuloso and stainless steel cleaner.

[@michaelreid8889]

@@Timman57 in Australia if you shit after lock in (3:30pm) your getting your head jumped on you might get the rare time it's let go bit in general it's not tolerated at all

[@Timman57]

@@michaelreid8889 lol sounds like a fun time

[@rarelyaccurate6252]

The prison water bill was $800,000 per month with all that toilet flushing.

[@shuukenji6585]

Plot Twist: Snow is Kyle's Tyler Durden

[@lifevlog6216]

I’ve used this skill craft toilet paper in the military and he is right on the money on how terrible it is

[@Spook_Boi]

Gregg sounds like the kinda guy that sleeps on his back, arms crossed on his chest like hes dead, while talking in his sleep about his celly

[@concentratecorner1744]

2:10 to the guy in orange: In california you cannot. You are required to be up and programming from roll call at like 4am to 10pm. Your mat needs to be rolled (most places) and shoes on. For the whole day. You can sometimes break protocol depending on the situation, like the northerners keep a person on point all night, usual multiple people, so they usually sleep during the day once all their people are awake. They usually keep people on point to watch for surprise raids, to see if anyone else shows up at night(thats usually when they do transfers) or to watch for any unusual behavior.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

I ate Percocets every day in county…I had a back injury like a month before I got in, and when I told them they nurse moved me to a bottom bunk with 2 mats, and 1 Perc 3x a day..//I would cheek 3 on day, and 3 the next, then take 6 at once and then I didn’t mind being in there at all, lol

[@dree35]

So basically u was a junkie in there ? Bet

[@Lemmyywinkz]

The problem with the top bunk is, you're exposed to the lights right in your face, climbing up and down sucks (especially if you're trying to not bother the person on the bottom), heat rises so it's usually really hot on the top bunk (especially in a little cell), risk of falling off (remember the beds are very very small) and lastly the top bunk can be used against you in an attack (one second you're in a deep sleep, the next you're falling 6+ feet into concrete, you're probably losing that fight). Those are the main negatives I can remember, the only other things against it would be all the positives of the bottom bunk.

[@Lemmyywinkz]

@ZMan1471 Absolutely, usually that'll happen in big open dorms where you can be on both sides of the bunk.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Exactly, fluorescent lights were literally 3 ft from my face for the first 3 months…you get used to sleeping with your face wrapped in a t shirt

[@Epsilonsama]

I have family in the Army and that TP always shows up at the house for some reason. It is the worst TP imaginable, it's almost transparent.

[@derekbrunette222]

if you don't like that, don't work in health care cause the hospitals have it too!

[@dylynblue9864]

Derek Brunette Yeah I was going to say... That's the TP they have in the hospital psych ward lol.

[@Alpha-mk5qw]

Tucker looks like he’s really imagining being in jail

[@derekbrunette222]

gotta wonder why

[@concentratecorner1744]

10:40 where i was wed say no shoes in the 'driveway' that way you can step out of bed onto the clean floor in socks, and then at the end of the 'driveway' (the walkway between the two racks) youd have a towel as a marker and then your sandals on the other side. Essentially like not wearing shoes inside your home

[@ACOG_batteries]

In basic I would sleep on top of my made bed.

[@brandenk.4343]

Skilllcraft is probably the name of the company we had to use it in the basic training for 6 months and anytime we go on training events it's just what we get lol it sucks

[@dollas_and_sense]

Crazy to see the things that can happen over a decade. First time watching pka, and woody, in a looong time. Everybody, keep your chin up, ask for help when you need it.

[@theCAPOSHOW]

Is this Mike from Katy T’s 😂😂 what up

[@GriseWeisshark]

Give that Indian guy two full jars of strawberry cream cookies!

[@jordanc.3453]

i hope snow makes a youtube channel and reacts to this

[@okilladmityouarerightbut4827]

1:41 idk why but I imagined woody saying that to a person in a wheelchair hahah

[@reptiledisfunction9232]

I could listen to Kyle talk about prison for years

[@BHZZRD]

I DIDNT EXPECT TUCKER. WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE. I LOVE IIJERIICHOII

[@ludwigluhoway9031]

Sleeping with lights on and with tv on idk my babbymoms hated it

[@zachshw]

Toilet paper called skillcraft is used by the military, and there are literally metal flakes in it.

[@Jmack7861]

That toilet paper is skill craft LMFAO that’s “military grade.” What the army uses lmao

[@acegood7058]

I don’t think there’s ever been a situation where a parrot asserted it’s dominance, Woody.

[@BrettonFerguson]

People can hit you with a padlock on a belt easier on a top bunk. Bottom bunk the bunk above you protects you. You can reach into your desk from a bottom bunk. And like he said, you don't have to climb.

[@ethanf7719]

We get that same toilet paper in the military

[@theATkid]

yeah its really not that bad

[@CambyBolongo]

Brooce on PKA!

[@concentratecorner1744]

Courtesy flushes are taken very serious. If someone airs out the whole mod with their shit thatll get someone broken off / dp'd (depending on your race this will be diff things. If a white did this theyd either get a 123 burpee workout, 246 burpee workout, or a 23 second pocket check (usually two people will give you body shots , they can either tell you not to fight back or to fight back))

[@djxeroic1436]

4:55 reminds me of that Catholic church/organization called In Touch Ministries

[@HeadbutKneecap]

I literally had an ad pop up for toilet cleaners just after he said he's shit in the morning when it was clean

[@dudeman6593]

I am some what of a connoisseur of stand up comedy. Kyle you need to hit the stage with this man. I’m seriously laughing harder to this than some of my favorite stand ups specials man.

[@Melonsareprettyyummy]

Ay tucker drinking that space dust ipa. Good man, shits so good

[@dylynblue9864]

It's meh. Two hearted ale is a waaaaaaaay better IPA.

[@TheValueKing]

Watching this just in case I go to prison

[@Dusty007]

LOL at the dude paying people to make his bed. The seals used to do the same shit but with getting their knives sharpened at the mall

[@blaXkgh0st]

Bottom bunk you can hang sheets all around for privacy.

[@nightfall1826]

Sometimes that is against jail rules.

[@blaXkgh0st]

@@nightfall1826 ...ur joking right. Cell phones are too.

[@ChristianReeveOfficial]

I'd loved to guest on this show, looks like so much fun!

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Tuna mixed with Velveeta cheesey rice was my go to in prison

[@LordTimCahill]

Snow "got with" him

[@bamablake6665]

I had to sleep on a tip bunk for about 2 weeks and it was awful the next 6 month i had a bottom bunk. You always have somewhere to sit

[@jamess5166]

Greg sounds amazing.

[@afroman5531]

I remember that toilet paper.. used it to prop up my pillow

[@pisspoorplutocracy9055]

That toilet paper shit is too real man we get the same shit in the Army it makes my ass bleed

[@cakammanable]

Yall think he's joking but it's real there's a reason good COs are hard to find it's because the wardens hate us too

[@RummHam28]

Yup😂😂 we used that shit in boot camp in the navy lol

[@stevenragsdale9603]

Lol the same TP we have in the Navy😂😂😂

[@sandfordfields6578]

He must have been in a level 1 prison! I was a c/o and I worked at a supermax level 6 (S) for 5 years then I got lucky and transferred to a work camp level 1. I didn't have trouble with inmates! My trouble was with sorry ass c/o's!

[@squidbate3404]

please get snow on the podcast when he gets out

[@Luke-jq5ke]

Felons can’t connect

[@zacharyskinner2582]

this sounds like blount county jail in alabama..

[@tommyhallum2054]

One thing he didn't mention if they give you 3 rows of toilet paper but you still have 1 left over from the week before and you don't tell them then they will charge you with stealing from the state.

[@connorwhite2745]

2:24 let em know!

[@leviwood4999]

Tis true Skillcraft sandpaper is the official tp of the military

[@alecsandoval2541]

You can tell this paper is literally gonna tear me a new asshole

[@plaguepartyy]

Same tp I used in jail. Shit is like wiping your ass with sandpaper.

[@jamesbrincefield9879]

Prison sounds kinda legit.

[@hautfenne]

Glad you comback. FPSRussia ll come back2 ?

[@STeve-bv1uk]

Dudes one thing no one talks about! listen when you shit, as soon as that turd hits the water, you flush. They ain’t running out of water and it already fuckin smells like shit. To this day I do that even in my own home

[@reiddutchess9955]

Kyle was incarcerated for 2 months. These guys act like he was there for years 😂 His stories are very funny though

[@ACOG_batteries]

Skillcraft toilet paper. We use it in the Army

[@Diskjok11]

Prison life back, always carry a shiv

[@DecentRecruit]

I wonder if you guys were using Vanguard shower shoes.

[@luisabreu7295]

i do the flushing technique when i have to use the public restroom cuz i aint want no one to hear me blow that shit up. yall should to the same cuz vice versa

[@PandaFG]

1:42 tough talk

[@PursuitOfStrength.]

That's called skilcraft it's the same shit tickets the military uses🤣

[@tonyacosta2679]

We use skillcraft products in the army. It really does suck ass.

[@sixteennumberthree5544]

Top bunk is where it's at.

[@NickTaylorRickPowers]

Greg sounds like Ned Flanders

[@luxzartheglorious]

My school had the same damn toilet paper

[@TheOnlyWoda]

None of these dudes accept for kyle would last in prison oh my goodness

[@TheOnlyWoda]

Mike I’m pretty sure he did like 2 months in prison not county

[@henrg]

@Mike he was at FCI Talladega's camp

[@jizzy3004]

@Mike wasn't snow in there for 10 years? He had 5 left.

[@darylchase7595]

2 months goes by quick really... its not like the dude did yrs.

[@floggyWM1]

there is hardly any violence in the low security feds

[@sandfordfields6578]

Prison toilet paper is like sandpaper! I was a c/o and that shit made my ass bleed!

[@duffy1298]

Same TP the navy uses

[@MrEazyE357]

How much can they drag out of Kyle's 2 months in prison? Jesus!

[@RBE_]

about 2 months of stories

[@ludwigluhoway9031]

And being a hardcore clean freak

[@c.j.hoskinsiii3286]

That's military issue toilet tissue. Shits rough lol

[@GrimbeL]

wheres the thumbnail at lol ??

[@briandavenport8971]

He wasn’t in long enough to be institutionalized.

[@ludwigluhoway9031]

Yeah in jail you have more then one pair shoes and now i wear slides alot

[@Aryan-xb5id]

They keep their floors clean for more reasons then just piss on the floor. Its cause there's a lot of dust and hair and stuff building up on the floor. Especially in dormitories. Well, even in cell living. Cleaning the floor with shampoo and a floor towel is part of a convicts everyday routine in lock up.

[@nighthawk4502]

Can confirm, Brail toilet paper is used by the military, and the toilet paper you can buy is soft as a mother fucker.

[@Unknown_Ooh]

Of course Woody would be the prison bitch. They'd have him doing all of their chores for free by the end of his first week in.

[@MasonSins303]

They be getting skillcraft 🤣 same shit in the army lmao

[@MajicMarco]

he felt bad because he was worried he would disturb his bunk mate with the bed squeaking when he got up to go to the bathroom in PRISON. This dude does not deserve to be in there. Fuck this system

[@solomonweigand5025]

Bro my school uses that

[@JTCBoss1]

FUNHAUSSSSSSSS

[@ancapoperator4042]

That’s the same brand of toilet paper that my school uses that shit sucks

[@kevboy2455]

I love how they try to justify there preference of being on top bunk when any person that's ever been locked up knows that bottom bunk is the shit. Going from top bunk to bottom is a great feeling.

[@nr-dx4zz]

Why

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Bottom bunk EVERY time

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

LMFAO SKILL CRAFT army gets that shit too.

[@xTheFak3OG]

Skilcraft tp is the worst.

[@CornPop2]

40 macks for a massage

[@paulmidd5523]

swap woody for wings.

[@sternthemern7014]

Army boots?? Mp3 players?? Bruh you were in job corps not prison.