Kyle Explains His Prison Experience to Anthony Cumia | PKA

[@NickTaylorRickPowers]

Could you imagine if Kyle read Harry Potter to the entire prison

[@gamboi1257]

bruh i would pay to see that lol

[@lukecockburn1140]

Seems plausible tbh

[@russellm2555]

Wizzurdry

[@williampoole1742]

With little reading glasses, a shawl, and a bonnet. All the prisoners would have their jammies on, sitting around the fire.

[@mervunit]

I think a lot of the prisoners would appreciate that

[@rabbet5490]

Ah yes the 4 races. White, black, hispanic, and ESPN

[@BlastinRope]

Wait you said black twice

[@LLKENNY33]

@@BlastinRope no he didn’t

[@susandillahunt5747]

@@LLKENNY33 r/Whoosh

[@willblack8575]

where the asian at?

[@AnonyMous-gs2gw]

@@willblack8575 on the outside

[@codkiller2025]

Imagine if they could get snow on the show

[@TheBjscool]

Would be the best show ever except reddit would morally grandstand and ridicule snow for being a piece of shit criminal, which he is, but who gives a fuck as long as he entertains us

[@youngdirko2938]

I would pay large amounts of money

[@roolman201]

He's right behind Taylor lol

[@unnamed715]

@ateb3 Some times?

[@danrg26]

@@TheBjscool are you disrespecting the family? BANG

[@vitoscaletta3511]

kyle talks about his prison experience so much that I feel like I was there with him.

[@howey935]

Youd think he did a life sentence the amount of time he talks about it. I think he's talked about been in prison longer than he was actually in 😂😂😂

[@vitoscaletta3511]

@@howey935 same. hes milking it hard

[@vitoscaletta3511]

@Google User Actually he was rightfully convicted for being in the wrong state with the wrong plant... Dumb law, but still a law. Georgia is so anti-marijuana that they restrict medical patients to "low THC oil."

[@environmentart]

I thought you got locked up for your part in that ration stamp scam?

[@vitoscaletta3511]

@@environmentart We don't talk about it. La cosa Notra

[@fpslevi3812]

Pretty sure the easiest way to defeat Voldemort is by calling him a chomo and snow happens to be nearby.

[@user-fy1nq3nf1q]

Underrated comment

[@dogguy8603]

And somehow magic dosent affect snow "Ayy why you be disrespecting me by shooting light at me, is that the stick you use to touch kids?"

[@carlosdanger4648]

It’s the rape and the violent knife murder that scares me about prison

[@10kirneh]

@Bubbles Roemhildt It depends on where you live tbh. Compton or some other hood might be a bit more risky than minimum security prison but if you live in some average suburban neighborhood it's much better.

[@cvspvr]

@Bubbles Roemhildt no dude, the outside is a million times better

[@Dervraka]

Kyle brushed over it quickly here about other prisoners assuming he was a snitch, but he went into more detail on another podcast. He was so clean shaven and well spoken that, at first, most of the prisoners refused to associate with him assuming he was a "plant" by the Prison Security Service to spy and snitch on prisoners (which apparently does happen). It was only after a couple weeks when they began to warm up to him because apparently "plants" don't stay in that long.

[@Richpope87]

Unless he’s a 60 days in person

[@DerekSVNLD]

@@Richpope87 60 Days In is county jail

[@conner1198]

What podcast was it?

[@trevorlahey2488]

@@conner1198 pain killer already

[@thundercockjackson]

@@trevorlahey2488 i thought it was pka

[@SergeantKillGore]

Let’s be honest. None of us searched for this but we’re all glad we found it.

[@ferret7508]

If that's the case for you, it might be more entertaining if you knew Kyle is fpsrussia

[@BobbyTMF]

Most of us watch pka every week. KZbin recommends other videos related

[@SergeantKillGore]

I actually stumbled upon this because I was watching some of his old videos. I’m glad he’s doing well and dabbling in online content again. I hope to keep seeing more of him.

[@nhossain]

SergeantKillGore check out PKA man, they’ve been doing a weekly show there for 10 years now!

[@AholicKnight]

@@ferret7508 wow I didn't know that thanks captain obvious

[@mrsilver8517]

My nickname was 'lawyer' because I read the pamphlet about rights while incarcerated. A guard said something that wasn't in line with the pamphlet, and I told him so. He got pissed off, and suddenly I was a 'lawyer' because I read a 16 page pamphlet. To be completely honest, I'm considering getting a law degree because our current public defenders are terrible at their job. These people need an honest defense that isn't working with the prosecutor across the board.

[@Sernival]

Thats awesome man

[@MegadethTillDeth]

You absolutely should. I got a fuckin felony for my very first offense, for having a concealed weapon, that I legally purchased, did a 4473 and was allowed to own, in my own fucking vehicle. My "concealed permit" ran out apparently which is just straight trash and the Public Defender said if I didn't take the very first deal I was offered they would never offer me anything again and just prosecute me to the fullest extent. For having my own personal property, on my person, in my personal property. 3 felonies a day is a book I recommend to everybody for detailing how fuckin' broken the system is.

[@Tony_Cardoza]

​@@MegadethTillDethThat sucks.

[@Tony_Cardoza]

If I was there with you, I would have called you Mr. Pamphlet.

[@John-mf1sz]

The problem is they give the PD’s so many cases that they’re basically put in an impossible situation where they can’t actually give the time necessary to each individual case when they’re taking on 20 at a time. That’s how it goes though unless they happen to be working in a small town.

[@maxmccoin8573]

The muggles are like the Latin kings lmao

[@bgcanadianbacon6703]

Anthony: "I think people adapt to their situations, life in prison isn't as bad as death" Kyle, who's actually been to prison: "I'd rather die"

[@Keaks_]

He didn’t say that though.

[@bgcanadianbacon6703]

@@Keaks_ what didn't "he" say?

[@IMonYORmum]

@@Keaks_ But he did though..

[@Keaks_]

@@bgcanadianbacon6703 he said “pee pee poo poo turn into a convertible.”

[@bgcanadianbacon6703]

@@Keaks_ ok tard

[@shrump87]

Woody is so terrified of prison, he can't help but obsess over it

[@Sernival]

Its like tom dubois from boondocks

[@caskkets]

@@Sernival LOOOOL

[@NANOTECHYT]

Kyle at the end talks about lying about what he was in for in prison. That's a big no-no. In Prison you can actually look up other people's cases and find out what they're in for. If you lie about it, they really don't like it. They probably wouldn't care about Kyle's charge, but for someone who did something else they would. It was actually good he told the truth because if they looked him up they knew he was trustworthy and wasn't lying to em and they respect that in Prison

[@sethturner5740]

VOLTEC not true at all

[@NANOTECHYT]

@@sethturner5740 Watch Larry Lawton's videos. He literally looked up some dude's case file while in prison so he could write a book about him.

[@ShootDaily]

@@sethturner5740 what part of what he said isnt true just curious? I watched prison break once and u dont wanna lie about your charges as all u have in prison is your balls and your word and u dont break em for nobody lol, from what I've heard. And people do have access to info on the inside if they cant get a guard to tell them something they can just have a friend or fam member look it up on the outside over a phone call or letter so yeah pretty much everything he said is almost spot on. Maybe I watched shaw shank redemption one to many times but 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@iare19]

@@ShootDaily since when can regular citizens check out other people's criminal background? Thats fucking huge violation of human rights 😆

[@barkleyking8612]

Because anyone who would look into Kyle's case wouldn't be writing a book to call him a phony prisoner they'd be writing about the suspiciousness of arrest and charge and using this as another case against the ATF

[@justindchaney]

They should find out what mic setup Anthony uses. He sounds like he’s in a Sirius studio.

[@mortal8093]

Shure sm7b guarentee.!!

[@ctownmike96]

He basically is lol. He's got a whole ass pro grade studio in his house

[@cheesebooba]

compared to his first mic yeah

[@jaredf3381]

@@mortal8093 from the portion that's in frame it looks like a condenser mic. The SM7b is what Taylor and Kyle appear to be using

[@defaultusername123]

It’s probably proper modulation of the mic as well. Gotta do a lot of tweaking to mics to make them match the acoustics of the room you’re in

[@cohaagen90]

Holy shit, as an old school Opie and Anthony fan. This crossover is so insane lol.

[@jaypurcell3733]

Cool that Anthony's still out there, guy has talent

[@dizisill]

He does chips podcast alot

[@marine76a]

Compound Media has a Pay wall but releases some content on KZbin

[@thecanucklehead3034]

Id love to see a movie about someone who goes to a low security prison and has these types of experiences instead of the hollywood stuff. Itd start as a thriller then slowly turn comedy

[@xxcodwawxx100]

There’s one with eddy Murphy that’s funny af

[@michaelblaine6494]

Snikt

[@mylesepps4950]

Low level prisons are fucking day cares bro lol. Now when I hit level 3 I was scared 😂 fuck CA

[@mechanoid2k]

Watch the movie Blood in Blood out. It's here on youtube and it's fucking hilarious. Exactly what you're looking for.

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

I love how Anthony appreciates Taylor’s humor.

[@LGRW313]

He was laughing at most jokes whether they were from Woody, Kyle, Taylor. I’m sure if Dick said anything he would have laughed at that too. When there’s a comedian on Taylor forces his joke into the mix even if the conversation is moving away from that subject, his jokes are self serving rather than to benefit the conversation.

[@sirwoollyjumper4893]

When Kyle does Snow's voice he occasionally sounds slightly like Macho Man Randy Savage on some words and sentences

[@civiSapper]

The Shawshank reference was so on point. 😂😂

[@drewinsur7321]

dude, if you never heard listen to "Opie & Anthony - Wesley Snipes Goes To Prison" patrice and anthony fking kill me. every. single. time. you can even found a animated version of it on youtube. (full segment) kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWeTZKOfeNJrras&ab_channel=TimeKillingFuel (animated) kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3rEh6xpYsqtoqM&ab_channel=DjKarman

[@greggoat6570]

It’s so weird seeing Dick just sit there quietly not saying anything

[@reallyriley123]

Hopefully kyle kept in contact with snow and brings him on when he is out

[@chipsthedog1]

The rape threat could easily of been a test to see if he was a plant or snitch

[@EKBALAM5006]

lmao they called kyle "Guero" not "wetto" xD

[@FansFAX]

Taylor's cholo is one of my favorites, great job foo

[@danielwong5378]

I like how Cumia's face lights up at the mere mention of "Blacks".

[@HoundXXII]

its gonna be so kino once they finally get snow on the show

[@cvtt3194]

Anthony on the show too? Damn awesome

[@Keaks_]

“God dayum, I love cornflakes!”

[@Philth_E]

When you have Anthony Cumia and hes the background laugh track...

[@drewinsur7321]

because he knows when to chime in with good stuff, contrary to his old radio partner.

[@dizisill]

@@drewinsur7321 the opester would just try to go to the phones

[@----redacted---]

@@dizisill hold on, hold on WAIT. WAIT. WAIT... josh in indiana had something on that. Josh?

[@mattp8274]

i love the image of kyle telling a cholo about witchcraft and wizardry

[@MegadethTillDeth]

I got a fuckin felony for my very first offense, for having a concealed weapon, that I legally purchased, did a 4473 and was allowed to own, in my own fucking vehicle. My "concealed permit" ran out apparently which is just straight trash and the Public Defender said if I didn't take the very first deal I was offered they would never offer me anything again and just prosecute me to the fullest extent. For having my own personal property, on my person, in my personal property. 3 felonies a day is a book I recommend to everybody for detailing how fuckin' broken the system is.

[@Fafafohi]

I really love Ant on this. Shows he knows how to pull back. Opie taught him well in terms of leaving it alone.

[@nealcomstock1958]

13:43 Front-facing Kyle catching me off guard

[@Luke-xi2pq]

"This is the qWhite people TV, man." - Kyle.

[@boxedfender4810]

Yeah I used to traffic. My boss is still in prison. I never got told on. And I never told on nobody. Luckily my head kicked in and said this is way f****** scarier than it's worth. I literally thank God every day. It was meth.

[@cheeko_914]

I hope you know you just snitched on yourself

[@johnnybgood774]

Lol

[@nerxboy]

everyone is slowly getting infected with the "like like" combos

[@andrewfusco8580]

I never noticed the "like" thing before, but now that's all I can hear.

[@thekyleprojekt7996]

I read this about 8 mins in and the rest of the clip every time someone used the word "like" it grated my ears. And I heard them all. Thanks for this jerk

[@nerxboy]

@@thekyleprojekt7996 you're welcome

[@lesROKnoobz]

the way he presents this is pretty funny. I wonder how bad he really feels about the prison experience / his gun contact being killed though. seems like he never mentions that part.

[@MegadethTillDeth]

I never heard about this, only know of Kyle from being an OG YT scroller but came here for Cumia. What happened? Like the comment if you respond please so I get the notification.

[@Superhighfoo]

It's a good thing that foo didnt lie cuz they would have found out lmao

[@adamsauceda1164]

If you’ve ever seen blood in blood out. Snow is one of the characters in that movie 😂

[@Wetknees]

I love that the white tv was usually tuned to the history channel. Especially when you consider it’s just a medium security and there probably wasn’t a lot of Nazis like you imagine the movies

[@xWeaponOfChoicex]

Dick Masterson looks like an angry confused bearded lady 😂

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

woody functions as the normal guy that the suburban audience can relate to lol

[@Sernival]

He does a good job providing structure to the podcast and moving topics along, even though people like to tease him

[@notoliver1674]

Self isolate? Too soon

[@AtotehZ]

I was cracking up about Harry Potter being hard. It wasn't out when I was very young, but my mom's foster child who's 9 is done with book 3... the only reason he hasn't begun on book 4 is that it isn't intended for 9 year olds.

[@mattydread8148]

Ah yes. My favorite show. ‘Big black basketball wives’

[@cotyarcieri9916]

Snow is gonna fk Kyle up if he goes back to prison and hears the roasting he does on snow

[@charlesrocks]

What roasting? Snow sounds based.

[@Sernival]

@@charlesrocks lets be real snow also sounds kind of goofy and respect is important in their world, broadcasting his life to millions of people would also piss him off. Its ironic they suspected kyle was a snitch and he kind of is by bringing up prison lol

[@knotsocialmusic]

Books are the bets thing in prison, I was obsessed, haven't touched a book since though lol fuck that.

[@budbecker8154]

My new favorite channel

[@louisianapatriot5818]

LOL I make the strangest friends too! I share my philosophical ideas and they are badass fighters! It works for me!

[@armondoserna2342]

It's not like being in a cube.Your eyes change.More like being out in the wild.

[@stephenfowlie742]

16:29 got me right there

[@ScuffedLounge]

cumia taking notes for when he eventually ends up in prison

[@hamsammich8781]

I think it was better for kyles sake that he didnt lie, like if it came to light that he was lying its really hard to earn that trust back when your locked up, just a thought

[@tiberiusmagnificuscaeser4929]

5:45 Chad Snow vs Virgin Kyle

[@AdamBorseti]

HOLY SHIT! Just as I was starting to get interested in PKA, and then I see you got Ant on!? Okay, sold!

[@drewinsur7321]

right? i love that back alley tunisian knife fighter

[@lokiplays6868]

Woody always sounds like an alien trying really badly to blend in with humans.

[@Fafafohi]

Guerro not “Wettoh.” Fucking guerro. 😂

[@friendlyauntjemmima9848]

Why do they all do really funny Latin accents

[@MizTheDonGargon]

you don't go to prison for 60 days... you go to JAIL

[@johnmathews579]

When he said his nickname was weto what he was actually trying to say is guero it means whiteboy

[@JoeThompson12345]

That ending lmao

[@howey935]

I was charged with production of cannabis and money laundering. Ended up getting a none conditional discharge and had to pay £33 costs. It was dropped from production of cannabis to cultivation (a big difference in the laws eyes apparently) and the money laundering charge was dropped.

[@abdielrainbowhellsangel2256]

What were the circumstances that let you 'off' on those two? Was it circumstantial, or just sheer luck or both?

[@AdamBorseti]

OMG they actually *DID* have Ant on!? Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiittttttt I think I've finally found my new favorite podcast!

[@FlawedSinner]

Live from the Anthony Cumia studios at the top of the empire state building

[@Ilovethedeepsea]

I never got raped in prison, I enjoyed it

[@bryantburn8191]

Lmfao "why come" was perfect

[@2centswren]

Not sure I'd be making fun of Snow...

[@SSTVdd]

How the fuck does someone get PRISON time for a small amount of weed. The private prison system is DISGUSTING. 🤢

[@audioamateur]

Because he had copious amounts of weapons and somehow that makes It worse

[@budbecker8154]

Mexican soap operas are like 90s B t.v series like Swamp Thing, or Zena. I loved watching Telemundo

[@mattmurray517]

Woody is the Opie of PKA

[@Marmalade_Sally]

The fuck are you talking about?! I'm a very casual PKA viewer but from the few vids I've seen, Woody doesn't necessarily bring the funny, but he's articulate, facilitates interesting conversation, and doesn't step on anyone else when they're on a roll. He's nothing like Opie.

[@andrewfusco8580]

Woody would have to be a lot moodier and more of a killjoy to even be mentioned in the same breath as Opie.

[@harrylimeracketeer]

"aside from the rape, it wasn't that bad" whoa whoa whoa...did he just admit that it actually happened?

[@TheZINGularity]

Yeah, not the first time he's said it happens there

[@brianbayne8566]

The story about what dif races watch on there tv is 100% true in maryland.

[@mikehoncho5764]

Anthony juss adds humour to this shit kyle funny to anthony can feed off it with the ona history

[@dankoverloadtv1409]

I wish this was just kyle and woody

[@DiggitySlice]

Awh I wanted to make a Carlos Mencia joke but then they did it. :(

[@doktordeath2337]

Where can i watch these podcasts live?

[@xdaddyduragx7989]

Doktor Death They aren’t streamed anymore

[@banannaninja]

They’re all on KZbin. Every Saturday. Just search for WoodysGamertag on here

[@doktordeath2337]

@@banannaninja thanks bro.

[@Stefan.X.]

i went into prison hardcore addicted to benzos, having them both prescribed and buying off the street, also on the methadone program. when i got to prison they said theres no benzodiazepine's aloud to be prescribed (i at least got my methadone) but fuck it was hard, had seizures..stitches from the seizures i had while sleeping...took about 4-6 months before i could even feel right.

[@williamneuzil7403]

That's fucked up. Benzon withdrawal can kill you.

[@Stefan.X.]

@@williamneuzil7403 i detail it on my channel. it was pretty hardcore. and very fucked up indeed

[@MegadethTillDeth]

How long have you been sober? And that's interesting they gave you the methadone, they just threw my ass in the medical ward and said deal with it.

[@Stefan.X.]

@@MegadethTillDeth here in new Zealand we are aloud our methadone (if you're already on the program) it wasnt always tht way here tho. Just like now they actually do a small countdown with benzos. Im still on methadone albiet counting down slowly. In prison and most my 20s i was on 120mgs now im on 60mgs. So just gotta get off tht and im clean

[@Tony_Cardoza]

​@@Stefan.X.How long did it take you to drop from 120 to 60? In America, and I'm only referring to jail not prison, they only give methadone to pregnant women who were already on it or were heroin addicts, because it's safer for the baby than going off everything. Not pregnant or male, you just have to be miserable.

[@asaprobbie6478]

Y’all just finna let Woody call the show “ Big Black Basketball Wives.”😂😂😂

[@mylesepps4950]

On god 😂

[@jimparis5073]

You know it thought that was Aaron Paul for a hot second

[@JohnBlackMD]

60 days....so cute.

[@JSalonsky]

That’s when you gotta beat that dude with the Walkman … he’s tryna walk all over you

[@csquare6309]

no do gavin mccines

[@brandonobaza8610]

1:17 You laugh, but I've done time with some hardcore motherfuckers who really enjoyed the _Twilight_ series.

[@seanottaway1615]

lost it at 11:24

[@joemama1191]

Yo I'm in Canada or I would but all the homies in USA reach out for snow

[@allaware1971]

Pro tip: don't lie about what you're in prison for if you go. I've never been to prison but it's common sense.

[@StonedMexicanGuy]

Mastersok knows to keep his mouth shut when real men are speaking

[@armondoserna2342]

Addicts are strong because we can deal with time.Spending your day getting a cigarette will keep you alive.Strange.

[@TornadoTiger128]

damn kyle is a vegass fan

[@gungho8374]

"Weddo" means "cute white boy"

[@jeovanneramos5066]

Gueto?! I think you mean - Guero

[@howey935]

Had all these freedoms not so many freedoms now Kyle.

[@Dusty007]

god damn. Kyle was gonna tell them 10 pounds of coke for 60 days

[@XCHADHIGGINSX]

I can't think of someone who has dropped further in my mind from me loving them to me thinking they are a piece of shit more than Anthony Cumia. He use to be great. Once O & A ended, his reputation went to shit.

[@brovid-19]

Imagine if Kyle had told a bunch of hardened criminals he used to host a show as a Russian with an absolute arsenal of firearms, explosives and artillery... How do you not use that ace in the hole for clout?

[@diychad7268]

if i was in and someone came to me and said someone wanted to get with me i would immediately come off with 'or really well it coudnt haooen even if i wanted it to as i was born WITHOUT an asshole.......one schute for both directions of food fellas'

[@SoulSteeler22]

I'm really surprised they didn't take homeboys cheeks.

[@crackingly]

Should Kyle go on Joe Rogan?

[@joevines3428]

Yes

[@mrsilver8517]

6:50 - no, you aren't screaming every day "OMG I'm suffering" but your soul is screaming that Guy completely came off like an idiot there; glad Kyle cut him off and told him 'I'd take death', because this guy seems to think going to prison is like swapping jobs.

[@MandenTV]

Prison really isn’t that bad and I wasn’t in a low-security house.

[@mrsilver8517]

@@MandenTV you don't value your freedom then.