Frasier: Bebe Glazer's Best Lines According to Reddit Users

[@TheRogueCommand]

"It's not like she worships the devil!" "She doesn't have to, he worships her!!"

[@Celisar1]

Absolutely hilarious!!

[@issakelly8071]

She should've won a damn Emmy. Always hysterical. She gives me a Rosalind Russell vibe

[@steveclapper5424]

Absolutely, my favorite part of the show; Aren't you glad I'm on your side? Great line sharply delivered!

[@ryanleclaire3948]

Arguably one of the best characters on the show. Love how her total lack of any ethics perfectly juxtaposes with Frasier's code of ethics.

[@ianfinrir8724]

She has no scruples, no ethics, and _no reflection!_

[@michaeld5888]

And the way his ambition and pride usually get the better of those ethics in the end and he always needs her to shift the blame off his own shoulders.

[@kendallrivers1119]

I wouldn't say arguably. She, Bulldog, Gil etc. Were phenomenal recurring characters that were as strong and as important to the show's success as the main characters.

[@PH-vv1ky]

"if I paid attention to signs with little pictures on them I'd never get a parking space" 😂 love Bebe. Wish she was in the show more often.

[@sergiovela9961]

This line is absolutely, gut-bustingly HILARIOUS!

[@sebastianmartinescu1987]

My thoughts exactly. She appeared in only 13 episodes.

[@diesellove]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@leandrotami]

her monologue about cigarrettes was probably her best lines

[@ericahindsman7397]

OMGosh! I SO couldn't believe the episode didn't make the montage at ALL! I like what they included from the finale, but hands down, the cigarette content was better! ( Although "I was nowhere near that air conditioner... you're worse than the police." was perfection. 🤣🤣🤣 Bebe ❤)

[@kevinbl4836]

Agreed

[@nicholascecic1270]

“I’ll make u a stahhhrr!” - God how I love that line delivery.

[@Nikodymus]

She was cunning, malicious, unstoppable, maniacal, practically insane and yet the damn best agent you’d ever see! Hahaha!!

[@Vejur9000]

Amen!

[@danielcollinson101]

That's WHY she's the best agent you'll ever see... She'll get you to the top of the pile, but you can goddamn believe the pile is made of her vanquished foes.

[@fleurelise997]

Bebe Glazer using suicide as a negotiating tactic is insane. I couldn't stop laughing at that episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aquanorak]

Plus it's realistic when she said channel 5 because that's the Seattle channel for NBC where Frasier was shown. KING5.

[@diesellove]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@miladyblue5077]

I love her line about the "I'll bet you two had wicked little hair pulling fights when you were tots," when she was talking to Frasier and Niles in Nervosa.

[@fleurelise997]

And they both feel the thinning hair on their scalps at the same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deirdre108]

Burn!

[@axiomaddict]

😂

[@hippolyte90]

"Lady Macbeth without the sincerety" - Niles Crane.

[@diesellove]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@maggiegarber246]

Her character was well written and superbly portrayed.

[@jayvee4907]

One of the best recurring co-stars in all of classical comedies.

[@jrsindone]

Bebe and Fraiser's relationship was like the yin and yang of the show. Her constant temptation of Fraiser by using his pride and vanity against him, was hilarious to watch, but had some real moral implications, and tested Fraiser's usually steady moral compass many times. We always root for Fraiser because we know deep down he is a good man, who even when his ego gets the best of him, usually cuts through it to show how much he cares about others. But Bebe, being the little devil on his shoulder was a great foil and truly a great test of Fraiser's moral fortitude.

[@stephensmith564]

Bebe's description of smoking was one for the ages..

[@parafrasier]

Totally agree Stephen. It was in the original edit of this video but for some reason KZbin's damn inexplicable Content Match system meant anything from that monologue had to be trimmed out.

[@linuxtuxfriend9155]

Bebe also gives off a vibe of the movie "Sunset Boulevard". ;-)

[@benconners713]

I loved it every time she showed up in an episode. She is deliciously evil.

[@AleisterMeowley]

Everyone should have a Bebe on their side. She’ll make you a STAR

[@RenGuiYue]

'A long time ago, I had to make a choice between being a good agent and a good person, because trust me, you can't be both. So forgive me if I don't have time to make everybody warm and fuzzy. I am just too busy spending every waking minute pouring any drink, pulling any shameless tricks I can to make my clients' dreams come true. I am a star maker!'

[@fleurelise997]

She's a Stahrrr MAKERRR 🤣🤣🤣

[@dropkickmurphy4114]

Is it just me, or does she remind any of you of Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard?

[@pxn748]

@@dropkickmurphy4114 Definitely, but I never noticed until I saw all these clips together!

[@deirdre108]

One of the best occasional characters ever on TV. I always looked forward to episodes she was in.

[@Leadeshipcoach]

Same!😊…. Loved Bebe!

[@deirdre108]

@@Leadeshipcoach "Anyone can heal--you're better than that! You're an entertainer"!! What a delivery!!

[@DrawnInk1]

One of the best characters out of a load of great characters. Brilliantly portrayed too.

[@WaffeHo]

My favorite is when Bebe describes having a cigarette

[@parafrasier]

It was an amazing monologue and I included a short clip of it in the original edit of this video however KZbin's inexplicably random Content Match system wouldn't allow it to be included so sadly I had to trim it out.

[@paulonius42]

Bebe deserved her own show!

[@deirdre108]

Right! Or been a co-star on Breaking Bad or Saul. I can see her as Saul Goodman's law partner. Together they would reach the heights (or depths)!

[@fleurelise997]

I agree. Bebe was breaking bad before there was a Saul 🤣

[@Nickiepreston]

@@deirdre108 OMG Bebe and Saul…. Fantastic, even Lalo would be quaking in his loafer 😂

[@leslieawest5062]

BEBE and Bull Dog, they were just so so funny. Wonderful characters, wonderful actors. Forgot how great these 2 were on this fun and funny Sitcom !!!😆👏🤗

[@Rockhound6165]

"Your tongue could open a wine bottle!"

[@freemantle85]

"She has no scruples, no ethics, and no reflection!"

[@lachlankeddie7]

"I know where the bodies are buried! Usually that's just an expression...."

[@sarahhobson4036]

Best line she got it😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

My favourite is when bebe casually says "im going to fall off this building and you have to catch me, ready?" I wish I had a Bebe in my corner tbh

[@thatpanamahatlife1497]

'I was nowhere near that air conditioner' 'You're worse than the police' 😂😂😂 Bebe is definitely one of my favourite characters. Edit: and the window ledge scene..... 😂😂😂😂

[@georgeleinberger8670]

She’s an outrageously fun character. Reminds me of Saul Goodman. Crooked but full of charisma.

[@CoolsBreeze]

Her comment about going to nursing is probably the best one out of all of them, still makes me laugh to this day.

[@mavismounds]

My favorite Bebe line…

[@mariaconway4241]

She went on to play Nurse Ratched

[@Teladian2]

The last vestige of the Mid Atlantic Accent in use. Its brilliant.

[@TheVintageApplianceEmporium]

THE best side character in Frasier. "The bulllbs are bro-ho-ken!" - I'll never forget that scene as long as I live XD

[@d.h.dd.h.d.5230]

I miss intelligent television. We're swimming in diluted waters of empty mindlessness.

[@aquanorak]

Bebe saying "Channel 5 come to mama!" cracks me up really hard, plus it's realistic since I live in Seattle and watch channel 5 (KING5), which is the Seattle NBC affiliate and where Frasier was shown. Counting down "1, 2, 3...film at 11!", I bet she's thinking about that late night news headline.

[@millertime97jm]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

[@nolsee1176]

She’s my favourite character, it’s a shame she wasn’t in just a few more episodes. Ironically Sideshow Bob is my favourite on The Simpsons, thank you Kelsey ❤

[@nygrl6102]

I love Bebe! She's shameless!!

[@Ye4rZero]

I love how she's basically the devil and loves it

[@gailwebb9619]

“You’d be like a Snickers bar at fat camp!” Bahahahahaha!

[@MeMyselfAndEyez]

0:58 - "Did the airbag deploy?"

[@margaretunderwood6835]

I also loved Bebe when she was engaged to big Willy and she wanted to quit smoking. Funny

[@Lucifronz]

And when he had a heart attack at the wedding, Frasier comforts her by telling her that there will be other old rich men nearly on their deathbeds.

[@troygregory2874]

Beautifully crafted perfection in every dripping line!!

[@RenGuiYue]

She also played the role Eve in The X-Files (S1E11). This woman really got the talent in crazy characters. Genius.

[@samisatlacc7736]

Was also the loving wife early in "Memento."

[@TheLauren800]

"there always a chance" will always make me laugh. Im surprised her speech about smoking isn't on here or "have you ever worn a saddle"

[@lindaeasley5606]

Best recurring character on Frasier. 😎👍

[@farpeek1438]

"She'll bring you Juan Valdez on a donkey if that's what you want."

[@j3lny425]

Bebe and Lillith what a tag team Frasier had.

[@Kelaiah01]

"Tuition, innocent."

[@salt_cots]

I’ve re-watched almost every episode of the 11 series, and every time Bebe appears, I give a little squeal of joy!

[@nicolawallace1149]

oh darling there s always a chance....🤣🤣

[@jordangroff8978]

Probably the most underrated character, along with Gill.

[@fuckamericanidiot]

Bebe - dark, insane and hilarious Gil - Gay and posh

[@dcoughla681]

I understand there are plans to being Frasier back. If so, bring back Bebe!!!! Harriet Sansom Harris is magnificent. The Zoo episode is the best. Absolutely hysterical.

[@papadop]

Well, she did get results.

[@anne-mariezack]

Suddenly ‘having your name on the side of a bus’ became more serious for Niles.

[@Vejur9000]

What I wouldn’t give, to have Bebe as my agent....

[@michaelkelly4294]

When there's a dirty job to be done.. You can't go wrong with a Mormon.. I died lol..

[@stephieirene1]

What a fun role to play.

[@Darkstar263]

"I am a STAR MAKER!"

[@NitroModelsAndComics]

As agents go there is none more ruthless.

[@markjackson6431]

“Frasier Crane! i wish my eyes were sore so you could be a sight for them”

[@Panwere36]

Bebe Glazer was perfectly evil in the right ways.

[@catinchanel]

She’s brilliant 😂

[@Darkstar263]

Frasier: You want more than 10%? Bebe: I want you...and yes to the other thing.

[@someone1]

"And yes to the other thing"

[@andyr7730]

It would be insane if your next one is focused on Eddie staring at Frasier or annoying him 😂

[@parafrasier]

Don't worry Andy, that one is in the works... although it's a little way off yet as Bulldog and Lilith are next in the queue.

[@andyr7730]

@@parafrasier nice ☺️☺️☺️😄

[@brierichardson8462]

My 3 thoughts 1. Who would win Lilith 🥶 or Bebe😈 2. I used to have a theory that Lilith and Bebe were one in the same like the devil can take many forms 3. They missed the perfect opportunity to call her BeBeelzebub

[@benwakefield93]

Lilith is played by Bebe Neuwerth 👀

[@brierichardson8462]

@@benwakefield93 I already knew they were played by different people, Im just saying the characters could be one and the same

[@benwakefield93]

@@brierichardson8462 that's not what I meant. I was just supporting your 'devil can take many forms' theory 😅 I wasn't criticising.

[@digitalexchange6983]

@@benwakefield93my mind was blown when I figured out that one haha

[@andiidoode]

"tuition darling!"

[@eduardo_corrochio]

Was this compilation supposed to end like that, with Bebe suddenly cut off as she's answering a question? I adore Bebe, my favorite recurring character of the show, and I thought Harriet Samson Harris did a brilliant job at playing the character. Bebe is such a fun and fabulous blend of wickedness and TransAtlantic sophistication; there's almost this 1940s/1950s classic Hollywood flavor that she exudes.

[@kelvinp.coleman563]

She's so iconic in this role that I'm always surprised to see her doing anything else. So imagine my delight with her character in Licorice Pizza! :-D (Having said that, her tragic performance in Phantom Thread feels in some ways like an extension of this role: still trying to accomplish anything and everything by sheer willpower, but now being increasingly overcome by whatever precarious disorder gave her much of that initial strength. Bebe Glazer was always dangerously on the edge of something; Barbara Rose has sadly tipped over it.)

[@typacsk]

Worry about *what,* Bebe? WORRY ABOUT WHAT

[@leogeee1]

When there's a dirty job to be done you can't go wrong with a Mormon. 😂

[@sebastianmartinescu1987]

A wonderful, beautiful woman. And actress. Harriet Sansom Harris should have had far more precences in this great show. She is indeed magnetic. Love from Romania 🇹🇩, Harriet.

[@elizabethlamont6788]

I love Bebe. This first clip from the, 'crane' episode, always always makes me laugh out loud. Her delivery is perfect.

[@Scavenger82]

3:11 I knew Bebe was twisted but damn! 4:27 again, damn!

[@harrietmuchu4070]

ONE OF THE GREATEST CHARACTERS EVER ON TELEVISION; I LOVED HER; AND THE ACTRESS WHO PLAYED HER WAS MAGNIFCIENT

[@MatthewRodarte]

Get your tentacles off of me!!!!!!😂😂😂

[@mariaconway4241]

I felt a certain tingle in the knob 🤣🤣🤣

[@cloudstrife1983]

Indeed

[@Dabhach1]

She's disturbingly hypnotic...

[@JeffreyGillespie]

She was BRILLIANT

[@dougbell2071]

Bebe is the best!!🥰🥰

[@The_Irate_Penguin]

In my life, I've had two headhunters attempting to place me. If only one of the had been Bebe, then I’d "have felt a tingle in the nob" 3:53 .

[@carolecarr5210]

She was really funny.

[@edselgreaves6503]

She eventually did go into nursing, where she met a young woman named Angel Forrest who stole a baby and changed her name to Mary Alice Young, and then moved into Wisteria Lane in the town of Fairview.

[@OgamiItto70]

Judging by the headshots on her walls, she apparently represents Frasier Crane, Paul Reiser, Michael Dudikoff, Robert Stack and a chimpanzee, among others.

[@Darkstar263]

"Did the airbag deploy?" 😂

[@mrsbluesky8415]

Love BeBe and her evil ways.

[@stereomois]

Renounce her!

[@garretthildebrandt428]

"Anyone can heal! You're better than that! You're an ENTERTAINER!!!"

[@benwakefield93]

Not only does Bebe have great lines, her character creates great lines from other characters.

[@poulthomas469]

Oddly attractive.

[@deirdre108]

Thought so too.

[@sergiovela9961]

Why “oddly”? She was just attractive, period.

[@EdgeXXI]

Rosemary's Bebe

[@jimred5700]

Eh, not bad Geordie.

[@MsShellectable]

😂

[@countroshculla]

Hehehehe Bebe's appearances are some of my fav episodes. She is a hoot!

[@Dulcimertunes]

I like her with bangs

[@tonystephens6469]

I hope she returns to the reboot

[@kendallrivers1119]

Nah, they'd just ruin her.

[@Taijifufu]

What? ....Worry about WHAT?! Now I'll never know!

[@rachelstechman5959]

"If I were a pot roast....I'd be done."

[@ericpetersen4254]

She said, "I would love, but most men don't share your fear of tiny creatures," was such a good comeback to Niles. Burn!

[@lorihansen8674]

" I'll make you a star!" It reminds me of Abby Lee Miller.

[@markjackson6431]

best character hands down

[@guyledouche7939]

"That's is what you want isn't it? Fame and POWAH!"

[@86245]

"Yes darling, let the night in!"

[@davidroberts3280]

All her lines were the best lines ❤

[@bobsponge1877]

The actress who played Bebe was in a vampire porn video back in the 90's. I swear that the vampire was also the actor who played Cam Winston and the blond they turn into a vampire (by sex of course) looks very much like the actress who played the lawyer, Fraiser dated on the show. So when the episode of Fraiser being lured in by Bebe in the bedroom with the red light and fog came around, I about fell off my sofa laughing.

[@MsShellectable]

Yes Bebe has a sensual turn to her evil appeal but what you've written here is pure fantasy. She was already creating her role on Frasier by the early 90s, having been a success both on and off Broadway prior to that. Something tells me you can't come up with the name of the video you put her in here.