free is free

[@rixrobin]

Stepping up production with the separate voice actors. Can’t wait to see the whole thing!

[@anarken1598]

The VA sound familiar but I can't place it

[@MChief123]

​@@anarken1598CottontailVA. There's a link to her channel in the description.

[@caleb2569]

​@@anarken1598 its an nsfw va, Cottontail

[@anarken1598]

@@caleb2569 probably heard her work in those short comic dubs on here

[@derpyduck5088]

@@anarken1598 He probably knows her through Heavenly. Cottontail and Heavenly play together pretty often

[@caidalee1994]

“They are technically all free, but at some point it becomes an inconvenience to our staff and other customers, so we ask that you only take what you need.”

[@NightmareSR]

BUT at what point is it an inconvenience?

[@darksid007]

Now they're 5 cents each

[@pyronado4320]

But what if he really needs 480 napkins?

[@Goofyfrrblx]

If everyone starts to take 480 napkins and 80 pumps of soap then they will probably put a price on it

[@BoschDaWiseman]

Wuthering what if I need 480 napkins or 80 pumps of soap or all your straws?

[@DelinquentChibi]

Cotton does such a good job with the "existentially done with this shit but not allowed to telegraph it" voice XD

[@MishraArtificer]

You can tell she's worked retail or food service at least once in her life...

[@lEGOBOT2565]

it's her default voice

[@MALICEM12]

Cute voice

[@TennisWall]

@Pie Squared ok

[@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489]

What's the character she's voicing? EDIT: I meant to say what's the name of the character she's voicing, I know she's voicing the cashier but what is the name of the character model of the cashier.

[@farolanramadhani7218]

Badger out here posting his philosophy studies in SFMs lmao

[@SomeRandom42]

Facts, also we should make badger play dmz

[@SquishyBauBau]

He *is* the SFM

[@VetreusDark]

He's not doing it in the SFM, HE IS THE SFM Because he uses virtual reality of course

[@DrMedReaper]

​@@VetreusDark He doesn't use VR, he has a motion tracking Suit. He made a Video of it

[@VetreusDark]

@DrMedReaper virtual reality is the simulation of a life like environment or life like person is it not? Have you ever thought how he may be doing this in a life like environment that is being simulated virtually from his computer and characters are being programmed by him?

[@TheAffectation8724]

Absolutely love Badger. He’s a treasure to the world.

[@SomeRandom42]

Yea I would love to see him play dmz

[@ulpurt7612]

Biggest and best shit post yet

[@UntitledGoosse]

Badger is shitpost personified

[@darklightbalancer1017]

*me who watch 10 minutes of his twitch streams*...he is...on youtube....on tiwtch.....i rather open pandoras box

[@zaneharris706]

I feel like I’ve heard the other two voices before who are they

[@p0laroppos1te8]

"its not about the money, it's about sending a message."

[@julians9899]

It’s not about the money spida maan. It’s about the Mets! Let’s go the Mets I love the Mets!

[@sadpenguisapengu]

​@@julians9899i love meths

[@masku3205]

EXACTLY i told them too wtf answer they had💀

[@PaNdA-rq8cw]

Where do I know that from?

[@joannaprzytula7422]

Hamminations

[@sceetherthenadder]

EDIT: I GET IT! THIS IS cottontailVA AND SHE DOES VOICE ACTING! Her voice perfectly encapsulates the disdain and "my soul died a week into the job"-ness that every service worker knows.

[@BepisMogus]

She's an NSFW va apparently

[@noskalborg723]

I know this disdain, but I do not feel it. I freaking love my job and helping people get the best deals. Maybe it's the autism, maybe it's being a Latter-day Saint, maybe it's being a foodie. But a freaking LOVE the grind. Especially the dance of it.

[@stephenflint3640]

​@noskalborg723 I won't pretend to understand, but I can respect AND admire the drive. May your job be fulfilling, and your pillow cold on both sides.

[@RayneDraws]

@@noskalborg723 And hopefully, when you leave bed for a few minutes, it's still warm when you get back😌🙌

[@noskalborg723]

@@stephenflint3640 thank you. It comes from trying to love my neighbor as myself. And I love getting good deals on fast food; so I loving teaching my customers how to get the best deals. I also love to customize food to my liking, so I love helping my customers do the same. That is how my drive works. If you want to be good at sales, find something you love buying, and sell it like you're helping out a friend.

[@arcturuslight_]

To be fair, 16 mcdoubles twice a day absolutely entitles him to 480 napkins and 80 pumps of soap.

[@notinterested8452]

Yup 👍💯😛

[@The_Keeper]

And 5 toilet rolls... at least.

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

And 500 straws because *fuck them turtles*

[@acedubb]

@@The_Keeper don’t forget the straws ☺️❤️

[@eisgnom7383]

32 mcdoubles a day

[@itsjustme6018]

Okay I’m 99% positive badger has had this exact conversation with a McDonald employee at least once.

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

of course he did. He just recorded and animated it

[@dracofun5112]

Me at every fast food

[@FreddyTheNomad]

Me too lmfao

[@bindead]

lol you know this actually happened your right.

[@AkebaWasTaken]

Yeah

[@thegoliath9310]

"32 mcdoubles a day" bro is a ghost at this point

[@randumnes7180]

Bro heart gonna stop before he gets the napkins 💀

[@GGBlaster]

Where does he put those? Cholesterol aside, the man should be rolling around with a diet like that

[@kingbear6756]

It’s 16

[@etherealbladerx8153]

Eh who says he doesn’t exercise 😊 or not eat all of them in one day 🤔 and stock up at home 🤣

[@next1269]

The One And Only The Legendary McHeartAttack

[@Sev-x3l]

"YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST, AND WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK" got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@eliramon420]

Let's be honest, Badge is just out here asking the real questions of society

[@infinityzer054]

Kinda

[@danteinpuro319]

When does free not become free

[@azeroth2994]

Ah yes, my favourite emote: Badge

[@kartikayysola]

Badge?!? BADGE?!?! B A D G E ? ! ? ! ?

[@azeroth2994]

@@kartikayysola y'know, like Sadge, but reskined to look like Badger

[@mindlessreader1595]

honestly if he orders that much every day he deserves all the soap and napkins

[@shivanshgarewal2833]

At first I thought he needed napkins for smg else

[@manuelthemasterfushion5276]

@@shivanshgarewal2833 what do you mean by that?

[@manuelthemasterfushion5276]

He deserves the entire store he gives them like 1k every day

[@Zipxa_Raya142]

​@@shivanshgarewal2833For?

[@King_Marvin]

@@shivanshgarewal2833 sus

[@slimeplayz164]

A never ending loop of a cashier slowly Descending into insanity. Perfectly encapsulates how it feels to work in fast food.

[@chaoticjester458]

Just another day

[@alessyoh8124]

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

[@Toxic_Dominat810]

​@@alessyoh8124 Repeating the same misdeeds expecting a different result.

[@aerielacej.j7298]

Crazy? I was crazy once

[@hon3stly_z615]

😂

[@Planet_X_123]

Cloaker: *GOT HIM!!!* Ok but this is a perfect loop

[@paytonkraft7564]

I like how it transitions into the loop, like she's just endlessly imagining this sequence happening over and over.

[@cosmicmeatball375]

ptsd

[@dahlrjay63]

It's like some sort of retail purgatory...or hell, even.

[@zebedeehill5709]

Sounds like hospitality to me

[@planterafinalform7836]

BADGER IS IMMORTAL

[@valerieee1469]

thinking about dumb shit like this is probably the only thing that gets her through the work day

[@slippy_rhombus111]

Cotton tail and badger meeting is something I never thought would happen

[@hellodarkness2458]

That's cottontail?

[@HellaDelta42069]

@@hellodarkness2458That’s Cottontail.

[@hellodarkness2458]

@Hell Delta yeah, I just checked the description and there she is

[@finnw5887]

@@HellaDelta42069 😳damn didn’t even notice lmao

[@steffanhymer1285]

His buddy Heavenly frequently lurks in her chat and they have done collabs before. if anything it was just a small jump through Heavenly to pull her in for the clip i bet. all he had to do was say, "I wanna make a clip and need a Female VA-" and Heavenly went "already sent you her info."

[@disturbeddude123]

actual god tier, mans got cottontail in a video

[@mukhademonyo6449]

Heheh. Cottontail

[@Sylau369]

I wonder what else cottontail has worked on

[@disturbeddude123]

@@Sylau369 she done played tarkov with endra

[@siegesquirrel42]

every day we get closer to the badger vtuber era

[@itz_ya_boi848]

Bro this got me worked up and i dont even kno who cottontail is lmao

[@ryker-z7e]

THE PAYDAY 2 CLOAKER SOUND GIVES ME PTSD

[@link5674565]

Badger is literally that guy who would do something like this and even get away with it, because the guy at the register would still be wondering why he needs all thay

[@Golden_122]

1.1k likes and no comments? Let me fix that

[@MinerFrags]

@@Golden_122 NO

[@PlayerZeroStart]

They don't get paid enough to care

[@johnnysalery7383]

I love how the ending implies that either Badger came back to complain about being jumped by Cloaker, or the Cashier is just flat out insane XD

[@Phenix3483]

I mean probably insane who knows well the cashier shot the waitress with a shotgun then she came back to life so I would say insane

[@mandos6145]

I prefer to think it's a whole new idiot asking the same garbage

[@bubbles8871]

He did it that way so it looks perfectly

[@Midnight-Starfish]

You've never worked retail or food service before, huh? It's like this everyday.

[@isaackinsley1662]

Buddy, once you work customer service things like this are your daydreams. You have them so you don't get in trouble by acting on them.

[@TehSkeletonKing187]

I like how the loop implies that badger managed to kill the entire SWAT team and was so concussed by the cloaker that he forgot he already asked if the napkins were free

[@marcoz6281]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Kaare-The-Heathen]

That, or there are an infinite amount of people who order 16 McDoubles.

[@hummussapien7.6billion68]

Explains why she is already done with his shit

[@celinhooliveira3716]

​@@hummussapien7.6billion68that or she also concussed from a shotgun

[@beanpizza48]

Happens to all of us

[@willy_sol1051]

Bro the looping in these videos are insane

[@aliceangl3563]

As a former Fast Food counter Worker, the voice acting is spot on for the worker. The level of 'I don't give a fuck' on her voice is so authentic

[@_marty]

As a current one, this shit is exactly what I experience every day

[@aliceangl3563]

@mart it's just authentic, just throw in someone on the phone screaming about wanting their money back, and it's spot on, picture perfect if the person on the phone fucking comes in to scream at you in person

[@Aleksandar292]

No, it's the voice of one in three teens over the age of 14 who looks at their cell phone for 24 hours and at the same time has some form of responsibility

[@aliceangl3563]

@Egueneman69 kewl I guess? Never expected to get an "old man yells at clouds" response. But OkAy BoOmEr

[@Aleksandar292]

@@aliceangl3563 What? I'm just saying what kind of individuals they are, you wouldn't believe how similar people are in character and behavior. I just think about it a lot more

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

There’s no way a fast food worker cares enough to continue the conversation after the soap question

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

@Pie Squared don’t worry, I wont

[@AnonD38]

Isn’t the end showing it‘s just her imagination how he gets arrested?

[@buffalot35t1cles3]

When they ask you that stupid of a question of "how many pumps of soap can I have for free" I'm sure you'd start yelling at them

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

@@buffalot35t1cles3 I not sure if you meant “you” as in me, or “you” as in “one” (like “one needs to know”, not like the number), but I wouldn’t. I’d probably either say “sir, I’m not getting payed enough to continue this conversation”, or nothing at all. Depending on how annoyed I was before the conversation.

[@whiterabbit75]

Pretty sure most are already checked out before he even got to the napkin question.

[@marconisantana4410]

"You call this resisting arrest, I call this a difficulty tweek" I'm gone💀

[@KiteAsakura]

Right like 2030 about to be dire 😅

[@Sh00peh]

And payday 3 still isnt out yet. Im pretty pissed about it too.

[@jinx_the_dragon]

Oof.

[@wadabid6165]

Man i love payday. Miss the good times with the homies playing it. Good times

[@mistylover7398]

FBI OPEN UP

[@MrS.A.S-q9x]

When the police said “ YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST WE CALL THIS THE DIFFICULT WAY” had me laughing my eyes out 😂😂😂😂

[@kempolar9768]

As a retail worker, this is exactly why I don't trust myself to be armed. I would absolutely have glocked someone at this point even with my panzie-ass coward nature.

[@thesupported5430]

People who don't work retail will never know our pain.

[@GhostCozak]

As someone who has worked fast food and at a hospital. Hospitals are worse. You want to wish everyone gets tachicardia and that the nurses do not repsond the flat line. Edit: was just spelling spelling errors, i have big hands thus typing on a phone is bs.

[@grimlockwashere]

​@@GhostCozak LITERALLY FOOD SERVICE IN A HOSPITAL RN IT BE LIKE THAT especially the "regulars" who you just know their name and immediately know shits gonna hit the fan once you hear the name

[@What_are_you_doing.]

He really hired cottontail to voice act the employee what a mad lad

[@pavluck127]

100% heavenly recommended her to him, I do not believe in other possibilities

[@What_are_you_doing.]

@@pavluck127 that would make sense

[@icyatlasartworks]

​@@pavluck127 heavenly is his vtuber plug, bro knows 50% of the indie community

[@reggiefreeborn2143]

The horniest rabbit on twitch once again invades our timeline

[@DaryllAsh]

I think I recognise that name from a certain green website....

[@TheHylianDog]

“Did they show up for fr-“ Famous last words

[@mechanicol5685]

1.2k likes yet no comment Im finna change that

[@Verushca21]

1.2k likes but one comment let me fix that

[@dragoemperor3439]

1.4k likes but two comments let me fix that

[@charlesfreeze3997]

1.5k likes but three comments let me fix that

[@killergames876]

1.8k likes but four comments let me fix that

[@medmdeux2]

Why the Duolingo notification synchronized with the shot in my phone💀

[@tonypeppermint5329]

God damn, that's a beautiful loop.

[@superkaimaster5405]

How did no one comment on this yet and you have 1.4k likes

[@crispywhisky]

Only 1 reply and 1.6k likes? lemme fix it

[@crispywhisky]

now you have 3 comments

[@cocooavu2907]

fr

[@tonypeppermint5329]

​@@superkaimaster5405 Hi.

[@Gian-Z]

I love how most characters have their face covered, so Badger doesn't need to animate their mouths or other facial expressions

[@aerickmon3350]

Genius move Also why so many characters have masks in animation(it’s easy)

[@no-lifenoah7861]

@@aerickmon3350 it isn't so much that it's easier but that it saves time on animating mouths which can be applied to more important details for maintaining immersion. 3D animation is very, _very_ time-consuming, and any small time saving moves add up and get you a better animation in the end.

[@brendanfournier4037]

Bro Don expose my man like that-

[@amirirose4494]

Yeah, her name is heart stopper btw

[@ExtantPerson]

@@amirirose4494Underrated skin tbh

[@Danaslife930]

bro let his intrusive thoughts come out

[@RithwikVadul]

Lot of white stuff

[@Snickerdoodlboy]

🤨

[@joemama-ne6kz]

His Intrusive thoughts are gay?

[@SingularisFox]

​@@RithwikVadul what the f do you even mean

[@RithwikVadul]

@@SingularisFox stop acting your just trying to get replies and I know this because I ha e done this before you know well what semen from Yemen is

[@youngsniff5927]

That clocker bought on some ptsd

[@kelendalkazama9926]

Badger out here hiring hentai VAs for his minor voiceovers.

[@kasagrim7215]

Based moment I would say. Though I remember when she made a vid how she was sfw or rather made separate stuff for it but idk. Still based

[@xFAM3xSkollx]

Wait what? She voices hentai? Who is she?

[@scotginger4690]

​@@xFAM3xSkollx Asking for a friend I presume?

[@abron-tmullings9837]

@@scotginger4690 I’m friend lol

[@bbcuncrust8084]

​@@xFAM3xSkollx CottontailVA

[@Marius04020]

"We call this the difficulty tweak" oh my god the nightmares 💀

[@gdbricks]

400 likes but no comments? let me fix that

[@NateSchulte]

I. *REALLY.* Wanna play Payday 2. But I can’t figure out how to set up a server and since I don’t have anyone in my friend group that’s played it before, I am absolutely clueless about the game. But man, do I really wanna learn how to play so I can convince my buds to play it do

[@raverunbroken9240]

​@@NateSchulte it's a lot of fun and it's pretty easy

[@dote3222]

​@@NateSchulteyou don't have to setup a server bruh

[@erosdeath8330]

She was sooo done with questions regarding "free" things/services and I love it 🤣

[@olliewakefield226]

Yes that's the joke ha ha ha

[@angelsfallfirst7348]

I can relate as a service worker

[@davecrupel2817]

You asked how many free napkins can you take. I take them. We are not the same.

[@supercoolmaniajon265]

"YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST!? I CALL IT A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!!" I present to you LA's finest 😂

[@prototypegamer8303]

Lmfao 🤣🤣

[@V16PER]

We*

[@eggyrecords]

Helo, i am a very smal artists caled #eggyeggleton annd wuld apreciate it if you cecked ot my most resent relase (not a beep boop)

[@Silkyfin_]

​@@V16PER oh shut up

[@2fast4u614]

Now that's a nightmare if you play payday2 crime wave edition

[@adrienlastname4663]

I love when people commission NSFW VAs for shitposts

[@jackrobalino4565]

What?

[@lokithesnake6266]

​@@jackrobalino4565 Cottontail does NSFW voicework

[@jesustitan-qf9un]

@@lokithesnake6266 that sounds familiar...IM BOUTTA BUSTTT

[@Crystalizedcrystal]

​@@jesustitan-qf9un stop

[@Mr-Trox]

​@@lokithesnake6266 Oh thats why she sounds so familiar.

[@OmniTheGoofiest]

Ay the dude who commented just broke community guidelines bru 💀 Edit: The original comment was me commenting on "You call this resisting arrest?! We call this a difficulty tweak!"

[@patriciodaniels7168]

​@Dont_click_this_profile Too bad. I read your name, what are you going to do about it?

[@jycie8511]

Me: has been meeling cloakers on dvn / dummies vs noobs (game on roblox) and not played payday 2

[@tye-wynd5218]

@@jycie8511 *meleeing

[@Fluffwastook]

I call that a "Akimbo Tatonka Submachine Guns' Mayhem"

[@lm_slayer1]

Wtf is the point of adding "singlehandedly" to that sentence

[@HaileyStudios1213]

"Why are you in prison?" "I took to many straws at McDonalds"

[@QUEI2.0]

This guy is the reason bags are 10 cents

[@navawtff]

Maybe in Cali lmao Nowhere else

[@BlenderGeek]

@@navawtff Add Colorado to that list, stated at the beginning of this year.

[@RhkwbrcHrbejr]

Add UK yo thr list

[@rodrigoskillzz]

Add europe to the list

[@MEMEYeeto]

@@rodrigoskillzz besides ireland cause bags are free here

[@metarunner514]

This is truly something me and my friends would do. Call a police team over napkins and soap.

[@REDACTED6]

You call this resisting arrest?

[@oplap6269]

​@@REDACTED6 *WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK*

[@REDACTED6]

@@oplap6269 *drop kicks in cloaker*

[@SomeRandom42]

Hehe yea, also we should make badger play dmz

[@stupidthefish1979]

FOAP

[@TheJoshissaxy]

During the pandemic i looked the workers at an Arby's in the eyes, said "Im sorry" and stole an entire stack of napkins. I believe they understood why

[@vaporizer2211]

I mean... If the napkins are free

[@fbi4160]

​@@vaporizer2211 technically it is free...

[@DishyLemon]

Highkey, it's Arby's: they don't care.

[@jeffsorrows]

I mean if you're buying 32 burgers a day every day is just give him a box of napkins lol

[@aidianajones]

And then everyone clapped, right?

[@DakariRichey-o4v]

“You call this resisting arrest we call this a difficulty treat” wise word of a wise man

[@soldier1939]

"You call this a resisting arrest! We call this a difficult retreat." Love this line.

[@RR3DSceptyr]

'difficulty tree', but I think you got it.

[@icyatlasartworks]

I think he says "a difficulty tweak"

[@genlus_s]

It's difficult tweak

[@Lux_1138]

No no, it’s difficulty shiek.

[@34Bartek34]

it's difficulty tweak

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

I love how when he says “that’s not the point” a Blood Raven appears on his chest screen. He truly is a kleptomaniac.

[@ishratjahan1787]

*_-wow-_*

[@dylansharp8471]

I don't follow.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@@dylansharp8471 Blood Ravens are a space marine chapter known for stealing things.

[@gatordragon6140]

What? Blood ravens? Steal? Nahhhh what we are doing is called surprise equipment relocation totally not stealing

[@firesturmgaming]

Whenever a Blood Raven reinforcement arrive anywhere, it's guaranteed they will leave with everything not nailed down as well as everything nailed down along with the nails.

[@acaffeinefreak1377]

they usually don't tell you this at the counter but the ducks at the park are free, you can take them home

[@tsermon]

​@@ATOMIC_V_8 and I have 16. In my tummy. 😋

[@samgyeopsal569]

The elites really don’t want you to know this

[@davidh0610]

Do you know any fun things to do with 37 ducks?

[@ObeliskHarrison]

@@davidh0610 Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner, for the next month.

[@sighpower]

Old ladies at the restaurant with a purse full of sugar, creamer, and jelly

[@AlexQuill63]

This came out far more SFW than I expected any collab between Badger and Cotton to be.

[@herringtonwolf4032]

Ayo,what that mean

[@alpharoam15chris51]

​@@herringtonwolf4032 I do believe CottonTail is a nsfw voice actor lol

[@WindowLickingDeer]

Who?

[@alpharoam15chris51]

@@WindowLickingDeer CottonTailVA, a NSFW voice actor voices the female character

[@DragonRider6566]

I’m pleasantly surprised

[@dragneel3458]

I find it funny as hell that the "Excuse Me" at the end loops the video perfectly. Absolutely genius, now I can watch this short for hours without ruining my immersion.

[@operatornomad1093]

My ImErsIon

[@ralek592]

My eminence

[@erwinguzman8878]

Oh I didn't notice huh

[@caos1925]

he just keeps coming back and trying again and again, and she is the only one who remembers

[@Bigfuego291]

Why don't you go immerse yourself in a shower

[@jackmurray764]

Yall are unironically really great voice actors

[@appsmasher7932]

One of them does NSFW stuff, so…

[@m.m.4877]

​@@appsmasher7932 🆘?

[@extorius25]

Her name is cottontailva

[@memesoon8361]

@@appsmasher7932 damn. Give me the sauce

[@vanessagamboa9163]

@@memesoon8361 ayo🤨📸📲👮‍♀️👮👮‍♂️

[@K_Angel_0]

That one philosophy project in school

[@DementiaGaming16]

“YOU CALL THIS RESISTING AREST,WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK” -Payday 2 Cloaker

[@Ryan-os3ef]

*insert cloaker noises*

[@DementiaGaming16]

@@Ryan-os3ef *Breathing heavy* *points gun* YOU BETTER NOT- *Gets Dropkicked*

[@kapow22319]

people running sociopath: I dont see this problem

[@DementiaGaming16]

@@kapow22319 *Points gun* What the fuck do you mean by that?

[@Crimson_Screwball3446]

The fact that it perfectly loops is amazing.

[@Thelastforest]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST? WE CALL THIS DIFFICULTY TWEAK.” CAUGHT ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK

[@rainbrothers7202]

the cloaker sfx always gets me. ah the ptsd from pd2... good shit

[@elzeban]

I noticed that when a cloaker beats him up, on his screen there’s a “credit song for my death”. 💀

[@jigglie8077]

The most hours I have on a game is borderlands 2. Followed by pd2. Those cloakers live rent free 😂

[@ipenperson69]

SAMMEEEEE

[@Viyan-cw3dz]

That soap looks like the vomit of an alien from planet zorg

[@Kabhaal]

Badger and Cotton was a combo i'm glad the world has

[@kainoaghostbaang9359]

I love how someone else knows who she is.

[@akshat6197]

​@@kainoaghostbaang9359 cottontailVA

[@kainoaghostbaang9359]

@@akshat6197 yes

[@Peter-ui6ey]

FRRRRR

[@void-creature]

Oh my god, IS THAT HEAVENLYFATHER?!

[@jumpupapple960]

That cloaker noise triggered my severe PTSD

[@milneymar]

Yes

[@hemoupa]

same

[@RoyalTfrii]

"YOU CALL THIS RESISTING PTSD, WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK"

[@jumpupapple960]

@@RoyalTfrii wut dafuq

[@Dallas904]

Your not the only one

[@Erased__Timeline]

YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST?! WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK! I”m dead 😂😂😂

[@AsianKidFromAsia]

Always with the damn cloakers “You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak!”

[@popmmog-7]

theyre fucking ruthless💀

[@ramblinnernd5905]

“YoU wANtEd mE bACk, So I’M bAcK”

[@Youraverageplutoniumeater]

It’s you call this police brutality we call this a difficulty tweak

[@jimwormmaster]

That sound still makes me anxious to this day

[@radladvac780]

@@Youraverageplutoniumeater no he had it right, you literally just reversed it

[@Samantha517]

CottontailVA is such a good voice actress

[@MILK-im8nr]

In which context

[@thatbusygamer5913]

@@MILK-im8nr Yes

[@thatonefool0215]

​@@MILK-im8nrYes

[@gameseeker6307]

​@@MILK-im8nr???

[@shaynekerry]

​@@MILK-im8nryes

[@bamfdanger]

"We call this a difficulty tweak" is what I will now say in response to someone being overly annoying 😂

[@crazyfuel2264]

YES

[@helenalangham7616]

Yes lol

[@helenalangham7616]

YES YES YES! Lol

[@Rorysent-pai]

😂 "do they show up for free?"

[@bruh-GoofyXD]

"What if every customer took hundreds of napkins and 80 pumps of soap, does that sound fair?" "Yeah it sure does." Hes got a point there

[@levicarpenter5509]

Well if people started doing it they may put a price on it

[@GamerKnight0]

I mean, everyone is getting free stuff, which makes it fair

[@ambermash7038]

Especially with how much he actually buys there😂

[@forcommenting1017]

Customer vs employee mentality illustrated. Napkins and such conveniences are provided free of charge but they cost the business money. There's a bean counter in most major offices that does little else than watch those kind of expenses and compare them to the overall budget. If the expenses get too high they'll find a solution like charging for napkins. Then the poor employees have to deal with customers who complain about napkins costing money and nobody is happy. So no, it's not fair to the people that work there. Customers aren't the only part of the equation of "fairness".

[@brianbazira9952]

​@RandomStuffs11o5then prepare to pay 50 dollars for each pump😂😂😂

[@AkoSolius]

Ex Taco Bell employee here. The free shit is free. You can just straight up taking entire container of mild sauce and no one will bat an eye

[@hiveling-111]

Bet

[@50_subs_goal]

That will last a couple days lessgo and pls keep buying new ones I'll come everyday

[@leverite6127]

Lmao I once took a bottle of chilli from KFC too

[@Manlikegibbon]

@@hiveling-111 *No. Just...No*

[@boxes_full]

As someone who has worked in the fast food industry for years, I would sooner care that you wore your shirts backwards on purpose.

[@angrypumpkinchannel]

The perfect loop doesn't exi-

[@someonepassingby3060]

WE NEED A DIFFICULTY TWEAK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

[@Qardo]

This turns out to be her nightmare and her taking control...all to relive the nightmare. Damn talk about trauma. A case study right there for a PhD.

[@DeletedTroll]

​@@Qardo Yeah for a PhDeez Nuts HA

[@Inferno_Engineer]

I made it 911 :)

[@davidecapsteam3963]

🤖🤖🤖

[@RazMo1994]

Who would need 480 napkins and he goes 2 times a day 😂😂😂

[@_soothsayer_]

Honestly cottontail needs to appear in a full badger video

[@shieldedtempest8786]

No

[@Twrdemon]

​@@shieldedtempest8786yes

[@TheGooseOfChaos]

​@@shieldedtempest8786 yes

[@Criqet_]

@@TheGooseOfChaosAlso yes

[@thesafehouseofjacketfoster327]

@@shieldedtempest8786 Wrong.

[@OldNorthFoxx222]

Worked at Taco Bell in 2016, with a girl I nicknamed Aerial. We were tight, and I asked her for a box of mild sauce as a joke. 5 sauce packets was the limit then they charge you. She handed me a box of 257 mild sauce packets. Aerial you're a bad***.

[@flamephoenix8413]

Yesterday someone asked for 50 creamers and 50 sugar

[@flamephoenix8413]

I obliged

[@Eli-Channn]

The Taco Bell near me just loads the bag like no tomorrow with sauces even if you don't ask for any.

[@OldNorthFoxx222]

@@flamephoenix8413 Hero 👍

[@tbathereaper3190]

​@Eli-Chan now that's customer service!

[@shouryasharma8351]

Afterwards she got truma with the word free, which also was "free"😂

[@LJSYMAN]

Dude, this is sooooo true😂😂 Id sneek like 40 napkins out of the restaurant, and I totally believe that this is a real conversation he would have with a McDonalds employee😂

[@darkmode4980]

For me it's sugar packets whenever i see them somwhere i instantenousely take a few even if I don't need them

[@Arch_Twisted]

Fun fact, when Badger mocaps himself, he is always swaying side to side slightly just to add to the animation, so he doesn't look too still. Once you notice, you never un-notice.

[@dj11o9er]

I thought everyone noticed tbh

[@Arch_Twisted]

@@dj11o9er He starts by drinking 1/2 a gallon of water, so he has to piss really bad. Helps him stay mobile.

[@TheConfusedBard]

Wtf... you're bad to point this out didn't you lol

[@paul_warner]

Isn't that the least unnoticeable thing about the animation style of this channel?

[@mrspecs4430]

Though still to me it looks like he only got like three animations to choose from. It all kinda looks the same.

[@justveibing]

Girl: *_-casually pulls out a wasteland princess Sawed off-_*

[@mikepagano7139]

How do you cross it out like that?

[@jycie8511]

​@@mikepagano7139it's a font from a website

[@justveibing]

@@mikepagano7139 Like this with *_- Then close it off with -_*

[@Shadow_1695]

​@@justveibing *_- HMM-_*

[@Shadow_1695]

*_hmm_*

[@Nope-e5f]

Take what you need🚫 Take what you want✅️

[@sunnicivang1093]

As a former McDonald's worker of 2.5 years, the rule of thumb is one napkin per item. Same for sauces. I left a decade ago, so things could be different now.

[@Lux_1138]

Yeah usually when I go they give me like two or three packets of sauce lol. I guess they would limit it if everybody took 80 packets each, though.

[@Yeti-wh7wt]

The inner machinations of a retail workers mind whenever an irate/entitled customer shows up.

[@stratigangames508]

FUCKEN ACCURATE!

[@Anonymous-73]

I feel like Badger makes these videos immediately after contemplating human existence the shower.

[@alt1763]

comes out the shower "this would actually be a pretty good shitpost where's my mocap suit"

[@Anonymous-73]

@@alt1763 he always has it on perpetually

[@scarymeunster9095]

@@Anonymous-73 it’s because he’s always showering in his own sweat from the sheer body heat caused by his metabolism processing 32 McDoubles every day

[@Anonymous-73]

@@scarymeunster9095 the cleanest water on earth

[@AnugrahDubey235]

Imagine if phonk was used during WW2. Vibing soldiers on the frontlines fr

[@rajatsingh2373]

The 911 number was saved by the name " the mf police". I am dead 💀💀 Edit 1: 3.1k likes . Woww it's my first time

[@4kjayden278]

Fr 💀

[@aladinocave6599]

Meaning this happens on the regular

[@aniketsrivastava1870]

That's MAF tau team from scp

[@heidenrosleinmondschein3933]

RIP

[@justforfun4565]

i thought i only noticed

[@beanonacross]

"you can afford 32 mcdoubles a day but a bar of soap is out of the question?" Ended me😂

[@justsomeguywholosthismusta8495]

A Cottontail a day keeps the McDonald's employee away

[@MysteriousRainbowMarkets]

0:50

[@soundwavesuperiorconstruct4627]

It's the girl from fortnite

[@Goldskull298]

Lol, I'm a McDonald's worker and this is funny to me

[@CJBeecham-fk1vu]

We got badger and cottontailVA the lewdtuber before GTA VI

[@chicken]

Badger really knows how to make a statement with his SFMs. Cotton's voice acting is top-notch!

[@TheKingOfRickRolling]

hello chimken

[@Peace_of_mind479]

Will you look at that which part of the world are living

[@mr.jitterspam9552]

Didnt you call a 14 year old "mature"?

[@om.i]

​@@mr.jitterspam9552 idk if you know this but chicken is a bot account lol

[@seitumi143]

Bro

[@medakkie]

The cloaker hitting him on the floor is pure comedy gold

[@DG_64]

Cloaker noise gives me PTSD

[@ctaplliekjiacchuk6478]

@@DG_64 AHHH!! DYIIIING, I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED A MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC BAG

[@Yuwunahhh]

i miss payday2 now

[@itsjust_otaku6524]

​@@Yuwunahhhfr thinking of getting it again

[@Cheese_man539]

*WULULULULLUULLULULULULULULULULULULU-*

[@Decepticon_Soldier]

“You call this resisting arrest, we call this a difficulty treatment!” 😂 “Calling a swat team over napkins, did they show up for free-“

[@josesousa6955]

Difficulty tweak*

[@Rip_TheDemon]

*_-Yeah plus when that happend i took about 400 pumps of soap and 900 Napkins + 1000 Straws-_*

[@undertow619]

*BLAM*

[@josephsanchez922]

​@@Rip_TheDemonhow'd u do thay

[@josephsanchez922]

That*

[@tankproject]

At school, you can just rip off the soap dispenser, and nobody who works there will care.

[@mrpleasant97]

Cottontail's voice is heavenly.

[@madmonty4761]

It was heavenly all along? A disguise? One may say

[@rustkarl]

@@madmonty4761 Damn, beat me to it.

[@ilovelean9399]

​@@madmonty4761 DEADASS? I didn't know heavenly was an anime girl 🥶

[@madmonty4761]

@@ilovelean9399 he got a scooby doo costume

[@lightning7342]

@@madmonty4761 rip off the head and its a grown ass man lol

[@abhinavkumar0144]

"Did they show up for free ?...." 😂😂

[@archangelrapheal5231]

Can't believe no one is talking about that part 😂😂😂

[@abhinavkumar0144]

@@archangelrapheal5231 that is like cherry on top of the jokes 🤣🤣

[@archangelrapheal5231]

@@abhinavkumar0144 Facts 😂😂

[@guywhomakesjojoreferences3282]

I can totally believe cottontail agreed to va this bro

[@AltRockEdit59]

Cuz she is

[@mariahernandezc8608]

Bro the black peter in his tablet is hilarious 😂😂

[@__Moonsies__]

the fact the he commissioned a nsfw VA is fucking hilarious

[@axisignis857]

Cottontail VA...for anyone wondering. She is also a Vtuber

[@sawdustconsumer]

Didnt even realize this was cottontail until i saw this comment

[@Vozars]

didn't even know who cottontail was until i saw this comment

[@ThemightyTho]

@@axisignis857 @__moonsies__ the fact that you recognized her though...

[@ThemightyTho]

Kinda just pitted yourself

[@Dessiekens]

I just realized badger included a model with visible eyes, and that he'd have to animate each time she did whenever on frame, and I gotta say he did a good job as it felt pretty natural

[@JmKrokY]

Ok

[@compactpotatoes6656]

no since the blinking is one continous fluid movement it does not need to be animated every single time

[@kynorun5279]

Girl looks like Viper tbh

[@TheBrokenCode]

“YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST?! WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!”!😂😂😂

[@tboicovas]

I'm so uding that

[@zzzvortx]

cloaker

[@seamali4383]

This deserves more likes

[@johncolson1817]

best part

[@mandude7358]

I absolutely didn't expect for him to be taken down by a cloaker before even leaving the door LOL

[@gbilIz]

She called the police 20 secs into the video. Precisely when she said so you can afford 32 mcdoubles

[@NomanUddin-y9v]

😂

[@jakukuja7736]

This is 100% real conversation between Badger and McDonald's employee animated right after Badger was released by police. That's also why we didn't heard of him for so long

[@deltawhisky7981]

Remember boys "Any sufficiently advanced shitpost is indistinguishable from art”.

[@ultrareaper5367]

Who ever voiced the girl did a very good job of portraying the sheer lack o emotion fast food workers have for customers Edit: Cottontail is very good at what she does

[@maybeharold]

Cottontail VA

[@Cross1nsan1ty]

There's something called a "description".

[@d4rkpr1nc39]

@@Cross1nsan1ty idk. Is it free?

[@issackaiser]

@@d4rkpr1nc39-Shoot

[@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses]

@@issackaiser idunno man, sounds expensive.