THE EMPIRE STRIKES CRINGE | Star Wars Battlefront II

[@CoconutBrah]

you are truly next level. literal GOAT

[@Vilisnerson]

Greatest Of All Tubers

[@bonda_racing3579]

Not even he's a Literal Goat a godamn lawnmower.

[@fishfossils8858]

I believe thats Tom Brady kzbin.info/www/bejne/bojbmo1mqrSinsU

[@friendlyfazbear1175]

im a subscriber too

[@TK-317]

🐐

[@edwadloozley5309]

Literally just hearing Scorch say “Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir,” put such a happy smile on my face, I’m so glad that got in the video

[@damoclesecoe7184]

You. Bacta. Now.

[@thatsmuggamer]

Taking a sniper position!

[@KingMetroid1]

@@damoclesecoe7184 On my way squad leader.

[@theonlytaco9511]

RIGHT! I instantly got it. I was like, “NO WAY! HE DID IT” this right here, is you get a sub. Major respect paid to the legacy, and us boomers

[@dreytonmiller5550]

13:05

[@parasiticus531]

Gotta love how Badger's sense of humor has descended into absolute madness over time.

[@thelastmohican951]

Tbh, this was always where it was going to go, and it is glorious

[@zerrierslizer1]

COHERENT Madness. :)

[@ginraw]

Total madness we love it

[@Captain1nsaneo]

Pretty sure it's always been there just he has more resources now.

[@blepinator7847]

no, he has ascended

[@theterrorofdimensions1326]

8:46 has the same energy for me as, "He's got a sword!" "You idiots, we've all got swords!" 🤣

[@thesillyreaper1316]

same energy different form

[@SeanFerree]

Lol

[@johntheechidna1050]

Same dude

[@lizelleneethling6327]

noice

[@thesillyreaper1316]

Your comment is being botted, rip

[@liquidrubbish]

The thing is your guys' conversations are actually kinda canonically accurate to Stormtroopers' actual conversations

[@SpecialContainmentGuy]

I would know

[@tommyfox854]

Wait, really, it is? { =| =D Oh that's amazing, that's so amazing! =D

[@Commander23c]

From what source…

[@liquidrubbish]

@@Commander23c The Mandalorian, for one thing... (shitpost energy has been inherent in stormtrooper lore since the original movie though, when one slammed their forehead into the blast doors and instead of reshooting they just put a bonk sound on it later)

[@SpecialContainmentGuy]

@@Commander23c Our source.

[@rockyboi9360]

You know its a badger video when theres so many memes in the first 30 seconds of the video that you pass out from laughter.

[@fishfossils8858]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bojbmo1mqrSinsU

[@collegecat8673]

Either the laughter or contact high will be your undoing

[@christhenewhuntingguy6637]

yeah true

[@exalted_space9224]

I nearly busted my ass on ice while watching his vid's.

[@aidanmccann3766]

Badger: talks about restrictions on his past video Also badger: puts every clip that got him redacted last time into this video This is why I love these videos

[@chezburgerking9297]

I want to like it but it is 69...

[@go44yeah]

@@chezburgerking9297 Then like it, because it deserves more than 69 my dude

[@itsporson6270]

@@chezburgerking9297 We can get it to 420 likes

[@zeed8678]

💀

[@Soapia99th]

Time stamp?

[@ArgoDevilian]

RussianBadger: "imma try to set Rey on fire while she fights Kylo" Kylo: "I have a better idea" Immediately uses the force to hold her in place the speed at which Kylo reacts to the flametrooper is just incredible

[@dragonfell5078]

That was legendary lmao Totally just BM'd that Rey, based af

[@greeninferno1339]

That’s a terrifying combo

[@Unclassified_Wizard]

She already on the grill badger just turned the heat up

[@kAY-yl5en]

Well, rey is kinda cringe

[@w1ndgeneral226]

@@kAY-yl5en So is JarJar

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsc1447]

I would pay Disney's CEO directly, if it meant we get a star wars movie that's just 4 generic stormtroopers arguing like dipshits at the cafeteria table for 90 minutes.

[@LeOwwAndRose]

Nah Pay Adult Swim They kind of already did it lol

[@aesiro13]

I'd totally take a slice-of-life show revolving around Star Wars with new protagonists every episode.

[@theoriginalcosmicwanderer]

YES

[@AlexLuedtke769]

All voiced by badger and his crew

[@nathansquared2685]

Like 12 Angry Men but without the murder

[@bigyeetus3903]

2:28 The fear in that man's voice when seeing Master Chief is downright primal

[@ivancdragoon]

Shit dog thatd be my reaction too.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

The banished be like:

[@vicentaguarcas5945]

@@ivancdragoon kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKrMgWBpZ9xsgZo

[@wild_goose_0285]

"Mah-stah-chheef"

[@patrickchaney]

And not a single joke was made about how “DEY PUT DE MAMSTAH CHIEF IN DE SHTARWARM”... Good... good.

[@merchantziro4285]

5:28 Now I want Lucasfilms and Disney to actually approve of a Star Wars movie about a bunch of non-clone Stormtroopers who are exactly this, and they're indirectly responsible for 90% of the shit that goes down in the original Star Wars trilogy through sheer coincidence of events playing out. It would be perfection incarnate and make a bunch of die hard Star Wars fans scream. The cherry on top is Badger and his friends playing the Stormtroopers.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Isn't that just Tag and Bink?

[@freddman0135]

@@WTFisTingispingis yes, but instead of a couple of Stormtroopers its a full squad

[@scraplichfield994]

@@freddman0135 the sheer neutral chaos will cause so much swaws.

[@fallingloo9930]

*”And make a bunch of die hard Star Wars fans scream.”* *Bold of you to assume I don’t absolutely love this shit. Because I do.*

[@WTFisTingispingis]

@@freddman0135 legit

[@rokechikan4481]

I imagine Badger and his friends being Clones during Order 66 but instead of being forced to kill Jedi against their will, they are ready and willing and start laughing each time they succeed while doing stupid shit.

[@t.cameron3365]

“Damn shame.”

[@dum5247]

So Legends’ Clone Troopers in Order 66?

[@anotherHelldiver]

Badger and company Executing order 66 on Spider man and Banakin 🤣🤣😂

[@winster32]

“Execute order 66.” Badger and the boys; “Sure boss, Lemme bring my torch.”

[@unoriginal_observer]

So true, that is totally fitting of Badger's personality

[@zealdodoplayerdub9010]

I love Heavenly's evolution. He went from cacodemon to Glamrock Freddy.

[@dexketristo2349]

I still prefer when he was a cacodemon. It was golden xD

[@John-Stark]

@@dexketristo2349 I feel like it is because he can't mocap the Cacodemon...

[@jkill555]

New lore just dropped

[@KenshiImmortalWolf]

cacodemon, to doomguy, now he's glamrock freddy, who knows what's next

[@dexketristo2349]

@@John-Stark I meam, that is a very valid argument. I don't even want to imagine how slow the process of animating without one is.

[@canadianjesus6683]

"Are you stuck in a dead end job?" "Do you hate that your boss is the color blue?" "Does your squad leaders mushroom-like head confuse you?" Well I have the solution for you.... *THE EMPIRE*

[@theoneandonlydetraebean8286]

Ends up working for admiral Thrawn eitherway

[@Ben-li9zb]

Thrawn shows up.... -_-

[@panther-nk2hn]

Well, not for the blue boss. There's still a chance of that... *thrawn noises*

[@markusallen6818]

You kinda lost me Who looks like a mushroom

[@fulcrum6008]

@today was a good day dumb bot

[@joshualeigh6674]

6:15 now I want a five minute short of the boys in trooper uniform in a conference room discussing the economy of the empire and deciding “yeah, let’s blow SH** up. It’s good for unemployment rates”

[@charlesws7825]

Just pray Potato Head Brandon doesn't think of an idea like that.

[@Top2BottomGaming]

Dude that would be fucking hilarious

[@Ropetrick6]

@@charlesws7825 I mean, Brandon Sanderson has managed to avoid killing most of his primary characters, so I don't think any praying is necessary.

[@merchantziro4285]

I want a movie about them and how they unintentionally caused 90% of the events in the original trilogy through sheer coincidence.

[@charlesws7825]

@@Ropetrick6 Actually, I meant 'Let's Go Brandon!' Brandon. ;)

[@JolietJakeJ]

11:00 just imagine, you're pushing the objective, the enemy is SUPPOSED to be falling back, but you open that door and three flame troopers rush out and roast you and ONLY you.

[@EndLooker-el8jn]

I wouldn't even be mad that's top tier hating.

[@gabrielhenson5751]

@@EndLooker-el8jn "... guess i made some enemies, huh"

[@hunterhiggins9899]

Never in my 19 years would I imagine seeing a clone commando witness Kirby drop Darth Maul.

[@LexMc0606]

Never in my 16 years would I imagine seeing a stormtrooper smoking a blunt LMFAO

[@Haunted2077]

'Murica

[@WreckinPoints11]

Never in my 19 years would I expect Bananakin

[@MellowGrunt10]

Never in my 20 years would I have imagined seeing heavenly putting Rey in a microwave and cooking her like a hot pocket

[@sealessseadog2735]

*just as God intended*

[@mischief8172]

This guy is literally the definition of quality over quantity.

[@friendlyfazbear1175]

i agree

[@thelaughingrouge]

Truth.

[@jamesbegin8370]

Martincitopants too

[@mischief8172]

@@jamesbegin8370 agreed

[@laplebster21oof28]

Sometimes he even has both.

[@AlwaysANemesis]

Props to that Kylo Ren who _instantly_ jumped at the opportunity to make Rey into barbecue. "Oh, hello, flametrooper. *Let me assist you."*

[@ArgoDevilian]

The man saw an opportunity and fucking took it

[@VeraVemaVena]

He literally said "ay bro lemme cut it for you"

[@VeraVemaVena]

@@meeper4927 that is not very kek.

[@darckap2785]

@rissini Aaaaand reported.

[@secretbaguette]

@rissini Do you just have no shame?

[@thefettofthevoid]

6:24 Imagine if this conversation was in the mandalorian season 3 word for word verbatim before a fight scene. Unironically fucking golden.

[@goroakechi6126]

“We should blow up Mandalore”

[@JohnDoe12345.]

@Goro Akechi you would be the one, huh?

[@zkwlak257]

Stellaris users: Finally someone understands! (turns on the colossus) *context: that very conversation is often told as a meme about death-star-ing your own planets to reduce game lag and micro-managing burden.

[@roeeklein1982]

I just imagined Badger (a full-grown man) in a green screen suit, doin' his lil dance at the end of the video

[@microsoftpain]

yeah. him getting the mocap equipment increased the quality of his videos tenfold. it's wonderful.

[@angrytortilla4457]

i saw this comment right when he started dancing and it made it that much better lmao

[@aircooledgaming]

Can we get a mocap suit behind-the-scenes? Imagine seeing badger just dancing and goofing about in an empty room with a mocap suit. No context, no music, just mocap.

[@anarken1598]

I'm just picturing Linda walking in on him doing some dumb shit and just having a casual conversation about taxes or some shit

[@shanonfree8210]

You should check his shorts channel

[@kai9799]

@@shanonfree8210 got to it before me you lucky sod

[@ThingInTheHall]

​@@kai9799bri'ish?

[@admiralprince7925]

I love how Badger and his friends can make jokes out of anything and make it actually funny, from WW2 to planets being destroyed.

[@joshjo9405]

Don't forget the Nazis

[@ricoparadiso]

✝️ *LORD JESUS DIED & ROSE AGAIN TO PAY THE DEBT OF UR SIN!* ✅By Faith in the sacrifice God has made are we saved from the penalty of sin! 🔵Turn from your sin that leads to death & accept His Gift that leads to eternal Life! 💜We are all sinners that need God. No one can say they are perfect to be able to pay their debt of sin. This is why only God could pay the penalty for us, that is merciful Love!

[@darckap2785]

@@meeper4927 Time to mark someone as spam again...

[@darckap2785]

@@ricoparadiso Also you. You're also getting reported for spam.

[@jentegeeraerts1119]

Usually it's atrocities, but that's okay

[@hotshot590]

Something about 7:30 just kills me every time. Just the sheer incredulity and disappointment in Heavenly’s voice with that simple “No!” gets to me lmao

[@killianasheart5175]

0:44 I love all the old fashion battlefront noises you used here. Brings back memories.

[@darthball2723]

@Naura Anisaha what the fuck

[@jake_1255]

Stood out so much to me, gotta love the classic sound effects

[@ALJ9000]

@@darthball2723 Bot. Just report them for $exual content

[@luke_kruithof]

@Naura Anisaha no

[@luke_kruithof]

@@ALJ9000 no

[@danielsong8307]

11:14 If you look closely, he gets by a rocket and dies for .25 seconds before it cuts to the next scene.

[@CQBlitz0]

Top ten moments just before disaster

[@xShadow_MD]

Bruh you just see the sparks and thats it 🤣

[@plumdowner1941]

You seen a gunshot for one frame and it immediately cuts to the next scene.

[@Wes81782]

I think I can hear the dio stop time sfx in the background

[@johntorreto4485]

So Alec Baldwin was using a Rocket Launcher that Match?

[@youngblood6281]

“The class shooting back at you is packing heat like Alec Baldwin.” Yup, definitely going to hell for laughing at that

[@ricoparadiso]

✝️ *LORD JESUS DIED & ROSE AGAIN TO PAY THE DEBT OF UR SIN!* ✅By Faith in the sacrifice God has made are we saved from the penalty of sin! 🔵Turn from your sin that leads to death & accept His Gift that leads to eternal Life! 💜We are all sinners that need God. No one can say they are perfect to be able to pay their debt of sin. This is why only God could pay the penalty for us, that is merciful Love!

[@mrjoe332]

And there is where we say goodbye to monetization. Goodbye monetization

[@Leveezy]

💥💥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZobbpoueZcitfNU 💥💥

[@Fracturedspleen]

It’s just because the vast majority of Badgers kills are bots. The ones that actually shoot back and kill you are the players.

[@grantbody7080]

@@ricoparadiso depends will he blast my brains out if I don’t believe with a 9mm

[@piecheese1214]

13:53 *"Good soldiers follow orders."*

[@majorchief5449]

I was wondering if he was gonna mention the immortality bug, I’m glad to know I’m not the only one experiencing it all the time

[@darthferaligatr2968]

It's hackers causing it, not a game bug

[@bickle8931]

Its not a bug hackers were trying to troll and it snowballed and messed up the servers

[@DoomGuy1997]

I haven't experienced this bug at all

[@codenamejolt]

6:13 I'd love to see a Star Wars spin off series focusing on Stormtroopers voiced by Badger and friends

[@freddman0135]

There is a Hispanic series called "Death Star Bar" that goes about that

[@fallingloo9930]

Fuck yes.

[@spicyryan2.033]

Basically red vs blue but Stormtroopers

[@Montesama314]

Red vs Blue, but with Troopers.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

They're on the Death Star and they pass by Luke & Han, one of them just goes "What da Wookie doin?"

[@ghostemptation8979]

"Master chief, mind telling me what you are doing on that franchise?" "sir, Mods"

[@MayBeSomething]

8:38 - 9:16 is priceless! The ATF jokes are great, too!

[@jakeharry4338]

12:40 all I could think of is Zanny and his friends just going “THEY FLY NOW”

[@netdawg2k671]

Another member of the zanclan!!!

[@Quartern]

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[@barragethree5047]

Even Clonathan got a cameo in this vid!

[@false_banana]

You know a zanny and russianbadger collab would be a DREAM

[@someinternetperson1597]

@@netdawg2k671 Zanclan forever!

[@izdigi25]

Heavenly being GL Freddy: “Gregory, do you see that alcohol on that table? Get me it. I need it to eat this pizza because I’m lactose intolerant”

[@samgroff2827]

Omfg yes! 😅 That's amazing

[@tysonvienneau1830]

Also, start a pot of coffee. It's to get over the hangover

[@dudewholikescheese7892]

Quickly Gregory I'm playing Twitch rivals

[@impofstpete727]

This dude: Brings his friends for everything he does giving them exposure to his audience. Genuinely uses the products or programs that sponsor him. Acknowledges the regular folks who support him, especially when they do something awesome or really amazing. Plays on public servers so regular folks get a chance to potentially interact with him in a real game. Takes at least a month to put together quality content that makes us eager to see what he cooks up next. Badger is a true man of the people who cares about his channel, his supporters, and his audience. I have the utmost respect for you brother.

[@liamdriscoll1140]

I'm willing to bet you that this is because he doesn't see it as a channel or business, he's just having fun.

[@singularleaf3895]

@@liamdriscoll1140 which I wished more people did, but I understand why they don't, since most people need more then just air soup to survive.

[@churchA.I]

@@liamdriscoll1140 this is strongly backed up by his fun first mentality, he rates games not on quality, but by how fun they were.

[@ugrena7419]

@@churchA.I Although with a friend group like the one Badger has, even a fucking Unity asset Flip would be insanely fun.

[@subtilizer5657]

@@ugrena7419 you aren't wrong my friend group has about the same chaotic mentality if only they had better PCs lol

[@angeb2756]

My favorite star wars character, Spiderman with his curved hilted, yellow banana-saber

[@spoodybo]

Even Darth Vader should be scared

[@w1ndgeneral226]

14:17 First covenant, then banished, now first order, *Chief is going places.*

[@BanditGraves989]

Chief’s doin numbers

[@user-no3id7li4h]

@@BanditGraves989 on my soul

[@uhohmemebiggestboy212]

Just imagine a Halo pulling up on the death star or star killer lmao

[@DreadnoughtDT]

@@uhohmemebiggestboy212 *Halo theme intensifies as Alpha Halo obliterates all life in the Star Wars galaxy*

[@MadKingIII]

I sometimes forget that Spencer looks EXACTLY like the type of person to work in finance whilst acting like the exact OPPOSITE of what I'd expect from someone who works in finance.

[@LordGarryk]

I forgot badgers real name was Spencer. This feel like cursed information

[@MadKingIII]

@@LordGarryk he mentioned his nose in an old Battlefield Video and I cant unsee it. I literally wouldn't have noticed it without him saying it. Truly cursed knowledge

[@whsprLenYT]

@@MadKingIII DEL-FUCKING-ETE THIS.

[@heitordealmeida6599]

Even his name makes you think that

[@StarboyXL9]

@@MadKingIII Wait, is he a small hat?

[@Peekofwar]

6:50 - This sounds like the kind of thing you'd hear in the background coming from a group of troopers who are on break or in their quarters off-shift.

[@andrewowens4421]

That's so true. They'd probably get real into which planets they should blow up and the pros and cons for each.

[@fallaciousUnion]

Arkham city dialogue

[@bluesbest1]

@@andrewowens4421 I don't think there's a more chaotic/imaginative group of people than bored military troopers.

[@ltchugacast131]

Star Wars Splintercell style stealth game

[@bobdaking3290]

Seriously tho

[@xundeadxintrox3477]

This man makes me watch the sponsors, that's how good this man is

[@Vo_Memes]

Why did i expected "peanut butter jelly time" from Bananawalker? XD

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qpmaajf5qqsMU Don't Miss This.. ㅤ

[@Andrew-ry9be]

Hey, I just watched your Encanto videos. Good stuff.

[@graydawn2661]

I feel like calling him bananakin makes more sense

[@keeganguyer5237]

@@graydawn2661 *snickers* bananakin bananawalker…

[@AngryCanadianGoose95]

@@keeganguyer5237 Bananakin Peelslipper?

[@laku-tikku554]

Badger and his squad is literally the Bad Company squadron of the Star Wars universe.

[@egomegayolo4127]

So Republic Commando

[@KazimiraPR]

I literally watched badger since the days of battlefield 3 and honestly seeing his descent into utter madness. *FASCINATING.*

[@darckap2785]

Wow, these bots in the replies are annoying.

[@echodelta2172]

interior crocodile alligator...clothmonsters...that is all

[@cooldawggaming1802]

Wtf is wrong with these bots in the reply section

[@rheannemedillo3982]

someone please report these bots to youtube

[@scorpion40k]

The Covenant when they see Chief charging head on into battle: 2:28

[@cursedneos6334]

If Badger and his crew were in Rise Of Skywalker, that shit would be a 10/10 movie.

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

It’d be awesome if they made a parody using mocap-suits

[@t850terminator]

I do think it would be improved if Kylo and Rey just pulled out 1911s and started shooting at each other while arguing and screaming about random stuff 😤

[@exalted_space9224]

4

[@brunopavlovic9794]

The fact that you are right makes me angry and happy at the same time

[@Montesama314]

Setting Rey on fire during her whole "I'm so dark, oh no" phase would have been awesome. Use those bullshit force powerups to heal from THAT, Mary Sue.

[@amazingfan15]

5:33 to be fair, the Ashen One would totally win that fight

[@NoName-hy6xj]

Yea Ashy boy fought Gods and Lords of Cinders

[@krodmandoon3479]

The Ashen One would win a *lot* of fights

[@LotteLattes]

your lightsaber can kill me in one hit? NOTHIN NEW TO ME I JUST WONT GET HIT *Rolls with malicious intent*

[@redhunter9669]

Might take a few tries

[@cradleofchaos4923]

No question

[@sealover7134]

2:12 "I haven't even touched the rum yet. Why is Skywalker a banana?" Absolutely amazing. XD

[@thejusmar]

8:45 is gold. The VC singing the TF2 dominating jingle has penetrated my brain.

[@willy_b_coyote]

Battlefront 2: *exists* Badger: Imma bout to end this man’s whole career.

[@LegendTheInkling]

EA: STOP! You’re violating the law!

[@Deleted-Banana]

with Bananakin Skypeeler

[@aordinaryperson8098]

It already happened

[@exalted_space9224]

The mod pills.

[@sladekiller9820]

I can’t believe I took down Master Chief. I had such a blast playing with y’all that night and I feel blessed to be part of this community.

[@hargelshnarfel9315]

That motion capture suit has to be one of the greatest decision on Badger's channel.

[@tokumo2190]

the greatest financial decision made by a serial shitposter

[@thetattooedyoshi]

A several-thousand dollar investment well worth the price of admission

[@zachdavis8251]

@@thetattooedyoshi thirty-one thousand, if I recall correctly.

[@hughshax5903]

14:17 this is where the fun begins

[@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock]

Killamanjaro!

[@surgebot001]

This was such a god damn treat to watch, from start to finish. even when you're SPONSORED you make it absolutely hilarious. Glad you're taking the time to "Make the best damn video, every single time."

[@thatswhyyoshoesraggedy9188]

@today was a good day silence bot

[@JoMiMi_h]

As someone who has used Current for a few years (back when they said it was for college students), I can confirm that it's extremely good.

[@surgebot001]

@@JoMiMi_h was less of a "oh god, sponsor", and more of a "man, he even takes time to make the sponsored bits great, i love it"

[@JoMiMi_h]

@@surgebot001 Ye, I know.

[@Calibers50]

6:29 probably a true statement since nearly 6.1 billion imperials died on the death-star during it's destruction.

[@human3745]

Million not billion.

[@CQBlitz0]

@@human3745 and the 6 million came from both death stars, they each had smaller numbers than six

[@Privatepain1234]

Well maybe they shouldn't have put so many troops on a giant target in space

[@sambridgers9543]

Ah, here we go, more Imperial propaganda inflating their personnel numbers just to make the other side look bad. Alderaan had 2 billion people when it went boom boom, so let's not talk about moral superiority.

[@cooperedens2817]

If you listen closely at about 9:20 you can hear someone saying, "Heavenly are you ok?" and that's both wholesome yet hilarious to me.

[@JuliaJvn_6]

I feel you are broken

[@ShephardFamily06]

I Heard that too

[@rmgelite3967]

I heard it, but more specifically at 9:17. You're close tho. 👍🏼 never noticed it since it cut so quick.

[@sasquatchproductions9088]

7:24 Gasoline would be so much better if it smelled like peanut butter, change my mind.

[@ace_atomic3023]

"you can't just G L A S S a planet and say you did it to solve the unemployment problem" - Badger 2022

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

If you blow up the earth, not a single human would be unemployed

[@Wafflelord-Gaming]

Badger what do you mean! This is exactly how the arbiter solved the covenant unemployment problem caused by the grunt rebellion

[@mortalsno4086]

Yo you watched the video too? That's so sick man

[@ITS_ME_107]

BEST QUOTE OF 2022

[@DrewSavo]

@@Wafflelord-Gaming We already know Arbiter doesn’t care. He be like “I don’t wipe cuz I don’t let shit bother me.”

[@chaImers]

if you’re used to hopping in and out of servers to find a playable game, sounds like it’s time for a tf2 video

[@MysteryGeek2006]

@Gerniyye______🍅 Shut up bot

[@Kebutor]

@Gerniyye______🍅 Begone BOT!

[@cherrygrabber7172]

Been waiting for it since the references to the game, and wondered when it'll show up. Still good, just takes a while to get a clean server. Wondered if Valve will ever sue those bot hosts, if only. Not only are they mass hacking, they're making the game unplayable to a lot of players still willing to play from time to time. It boggles the mind for there to be anyone defending them, it's like slapping someone's sandwich out of their hands and then say it was just a prank bro. *Sigh*

[@iamthatpenguin595]

Hey this comment section looks like team fortress 2 :D

[@TyDex2418]

Badger making a whole video basically gushing about how much he appreciates his friend group is so adorable

[@HUNTR11]

This is what they mean by relationship goals

[@TyDex2418]

@@HUNTR11 you're exactly right

[@Iceleopard45]

This is essentially the old eu being revived in this video

[@GhostLink92]

Glorious.

[@malumnuntius5872]

PASTA: “Head empty, only bullet.” TF2 Heavy: “I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”

[@Sniper_TF2_REAL]

Not even heavy

[@galaxia7592]

13:32 Never thought I would see the Gun That Can Kill The Past in 3D. Wonder where Badger got it from.

[@relstrum1498]

badger later died because he didnt have wax wings to cheese the minecart room

[@michaelsnavley6513]

Has he played Enter the Gungeon before? I can't tell.

[@GungeonPro]

I wanna know too!

[@legogonegaming]

16:28 This is my battlefront experience in a nutshell just a clown walking around in the middle of a galactic scale war.

[@AkaRetribution]

You see the hardest part about this is actually getting that group of friends that makes any game fun.

[@Peterdudedebaz]

“The rate of everything turns to zero.” *Not the death rate*

[@TheMcK777]

Needs to be a legendary comment

[@churchA.I]

Typical stellaris "determined exterminator" enjoyer

[@kingqasmoke2802]

@@TheMcK777 it does on day 2

[@violetcaster4644]

@@kingqasmoke2802 Beat me to it.

[@randorookie8587]

That goes straight to 100%

[@ryxtan]

"roasting bad guys" With a clip of a burning rebel. Glad to see Badger is a cultured individual.

[@snailboi6902]

YES. THE EMPIRE IS THE BEST FIT FOR GALACTIC RULE. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJu6oJ6ueMt2rNU ^film theory video on why^

[@NALTOdeluxe]

@@snailboi6902 you… you didn’t link to some off topic cringe video from someone begging for subs. Bless your souls friend.

[@snailboi6902]

@@NALTOdeluxe what?

[@khora3845]

@@snailboi6902 most people putting links in comments are either begging for subs or por bots

[@NALTOdeluxe]

@@khora3845 someone gets it.

[@shotzonyou]

2:31 Scarry to think that the way Master Chief is moving in battlefront is lore accurate.

[@DOOT_II]

they put the mamnsnhrbr chehfde in the soder

[@NoName-hy6xj]

@@DOOT_II dey pt de mamstr chef n da baddlefrnt

[@nickboyer2564]

My guy this is the humor I have craved for a millenia. Do not stop posting

[@mlp_firewind8129]

I love how Badger makes these kinds of videos. He shows that being able to kick back and have fun with your friends is the most important thing about games.

[@BanditGraves989]

Wish I could like this post twice

[@PeachDragon_]

If only i had friends

[@aliteralpotato873]

Badger, I just want to say thank you, I've been off school this week with a cough (not covid) that made my lungs feel like they were in a flaming cheese grate, and your videos have been helping me with all the shittiness I've been feeling. Keep up the good work, and thanks again Edit: I HAVE RECOVERED!

[@gloppinboopin2269]

Lol the bot said finally as soon as read the cheese grater lungs

[@gloppinboopin2269]

Also hope you feel better

[@aliteralpotato873]

@@gloppinboopin2269 thanks

[@BanditGraves989]

Having had to do battle with the ol’ lung pao, myself, I can sympathize. Get well soon, my gamer

[@zigzaow]

I love the idea of you guys all making a game of D&D or tf2 even more chaotic than I thought possible

[@BanditGraves989]

YEEEEES

[@stratigangames508]

I need a bajur DnD campaign now.

[@gabrielaguirre2578]

they should play titanfall 2.

[@kaitlynhiggins3993]

"You're behavior frightens and confuses me, sir." Ah, the memories of being the WORST Republic Commando and having to have SCORCH carry me through the game.

[@MrPixel-ge6wx]

Interesting. So me and my friend group weren't the only ones to get sucked back into this game. Its almost as if a higher power made it happen. Something that flows through all of us. Guides us.

[@rougeelite1446]

Maybe cause the popularity of Mandolorian or cause BF2042s failure so people are looking for anything like battlefield to fill that void

[@MrPixel-ge6wx]

@@rougeelite1446 Good idea, but our reason was kinda more along the lines of "Hey, remeber Battelfront 2?" ......."Yeah man, fuck those clankers!" Unfortanatly we mostly played clankers for the first 10 or so rounds. But hey droidika are really dope, Or supper battel droids are cool as well and more straigth forward to play.

[@Rinzler2720]

@@MrPixel-ge6wx as someone who has played literally thousands of hours of battlefront 2 I think you will enjoy this game a lot.

[@MrPixel-ge6wx]

@@Rinzler2720 Oh i already played it a tone. Me and my friend group just got back into it.

[@480pewpews]

Same here

[@boolin6868]

The amount of work you put even when you can just be playing videogames is honestly why you are a "literal GOAT".

[@SeanFerree]

Well said!

[@Leveezy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZobbpoueZcitfNU

[@DevilGeneImbued]

Y’know, Badger would absolutely love The Republic Commandos if he knew their lore. Highest trained genetically advanced Clone soldiers who were literally trained by fucking MANDALORIANS. Equipped with hidden high frequency vibro-blades that cut through armor like it’s wet toilet paper, and a fully customizable DC-17m blaster that could change classes on the fucking fly. These guys could take mandalorians in a fist fight and make Jedi and Sith flinch

[@Fairfieldfencer]

This dude knew about Salacious B. Crumb and actually read up on Warhammer 40K lore. No way in Hell he does not know about the Commandos.

[@charlesws7825]

Yep, basically every Stormtrooper since (I mean in Palpatine's time; who knows jack shit about how the First Order got their Stormtroopers?) were basically copies of the copies of the copies of the copies of clones who didn't measure up to the Republic Commandos. It's no wonder they couldn't shoot for shit in the original trilogy unless you put something as big as a SANDCRAWLER in front of them. Sure, any asshole is 'precise' shooting at a vehicle as big as an office building! By the way, the game Republic Commando rules. Just saying. :)

[@churchA.I]

@@charlesws7825 stormtroopers we're very accurate, it's just the plot armor of that movie made battleships look like destroyers

[@metaIpipe]

9:05 showing my 100% off gift card to the cashier

[@rezthefalcon]

6:24 was my favorite part of this video! XD

[@hamborglol]

I was able to watch maybe an hour of one of these streams one day and the sheer amount of good stuff Badger has to cut out is astronomical. Great work, my good sir. And maybe tell Heavenly he works a little too well as Glamrock Freddy.

[@brairag5744]

"That doesn't make him wrong." No, he's wrong. He's just not incorrect.

[@kugashira1018]

@Brairag Nah he's incorrect. He's just not mistaken.

[@barely_trying]

This was the first video from Badger I saw,and when I saw how amazing the animation was and how funny and meme-filled his videos were,I was hooked.Absolute CHAD of a youtuber.

[@oliverbowen8615]

“We screwed up the Star Wars universe” *Strom trooper hittin a fat vape* “Allow me to introduce the sequels”

[@thunderring8056]

I was gonna say it myself if no one else was.

[@NALTOdeluxe]

Pastromi trooper

[@justvibinmydude7620]

Stfu they are good Star Wars movies.

[@oliverbowen8615]

@Just vibin my dude *HOLD IT! OBJECTION!*

[@runderdog7436]

You’re videos are so entertaining, that you even make the sponsor parts of video worth watching!

[@themagicmaster2480]

5:25 That is going to become a one-frame meme, I swear! It may not go wild, but it'll go places.

[@brokenshah5106]

GlamRock Freddy: CRINGE!

[@SpecialContainmentGuy]

Mans straight up representing the Scout Corps!

[@Commander23c]

Based

[@majormetcalf1225]

I know this is old news at this point but I really love that you give all of your friends a character for each episode. It makes following the madness so much easier and that much funnier.

[@MAN0LO220]

I’ve been waiting since breakfast for this

[@williammortensen9170]

Playback speed on 1.75

[@Maul3286]

@Don't read profile photo ok I won’t

[@andyfriederichsen]

@HIBA TV REPORTED.

[@andyfriederichsen]

@see here REPORTED.

[@ChefVoid]

SAME

[@crimsonwreck9049]

After the latest book of boba fett episode, this is EXACTLY what I needed!!!

[@prouddegenerates9056]

Boba gets more screen time in the average battlefront 2 game then he normally gets in his own show.

[@MidoriOfTheShuinsen]

>See's Master Chief "Dey put the Mamter Cheeb in de Battafron."

[@Mariodash23]

Unironically an upgrade over Finn.

[@Ghostly_scarf]

I love how skulker is aggressively walking to Connor going like “THATS MY BIT. NOT YOURS.”

[@Veil_ofthevoid]

“Welcome back to another great addition of me and my buddies ruining the Star Wars franchise” Bruh, if anything, Badger’s turning up Star Wars content greater than Disney ever could(save the Mandalorian), just more…comical. Star Wars with slapstick and bass boosted shitposters…what’s not to love?

[@just_that_crazy5179]

I'd watch it

[@singularleaf3895]

It reminds me of the Tag & Bink star wars comics. And that shit was fucking hilarious.

[@Crazycolors1248]

Glamrock Freddy just popping up out of nowhere really caught me off guard.

[@時間的旋律]

Can we all appriciate how he suffers for hours and hours to make these videos to entertain us

[@itol2398]

8:38 is my timestamp for the Alec Baldwin section. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

[@theoriginalemim]

Prank 'em, Alec

[@jacknesbitt240]

I actually said na bro out loud

[@Dannyboy31415]

I laughed out loud on the train. We're all going to hell.

[@ARWENPUPPY]

2:28 that callout to Master Chief is fucking golden

[@RubenAssassinRose]

I keep replaying it cause its so good lol

[@CLOS-N-PRSNL]

Badger: "If George Lucas saw this, he'd probably choke on his own tongue." Me: "Nah still better than the sequels"

[@joshjo9405]

Truer words have never been said

[@233Deadman]

More like if George Lucas saw this, he'd get ideas about how to fuck up a rerelease of the prequels.

[@lechking941]

hell lucas even be crying tears of pure JOY for someone being able to enjoy starwars so half wited but solidly

[@archonfett]

he'd see Rey getting roasted by rando-flame trooper and say "How it should have ended" he HATES the sequels more than the Christmas special

[@ItamarO93]

Yes

[@stardew1986]

I absolutely love all of your group, you have helped me through depression more than 1 time and I would just like to say thanks

[@Kcets]

"Can you imagine the first of the new series ending where Rey got flambe'd by a random trooper?" Probably would have made the series better, tbh.

[@gyrtiasnecrotaros4710]

Honestly i'd love to have a full trilogy of movies that just follow a single squad of regular imperial/first order troopers just doing their job Starting from the moment their squad is formed all the way to the end of the third movie No jedi No sith No force bullshit Just a bunch of troopers kicking the rebel's teeth in and being themselves

[@Kcets]

@@gyrtiasnecrotaros4710 Honestly I'd love to have a full trilogy of movies that just follows a group of real characters around. No Mary Sues. No token race comic relief characters. No forgettable forced love interests.

[@justvibinmydude7620]

@Kcets Rey is not a Mary Sue and I’m tired of people pretending that she is. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKKugpJtZbGYgZo

[@Madmaxgaming130]

@@gyrtiasnecrotaros4710 its star wars but it follows the halo reach storyline

[@Pokemonmaster-gw4kr]

Yeah Rey was a dumbass

[@stupidwalnut]

1:20 I love how we get “Gregory” and there is no further fnaf speak

[@Survivor-of-impossible-odds]

To be fair he was told no.

[@StephenDurnan]

​​@@Survivor-of-impossible-oddshe was told not to steal the tauntaun not to speak like Freddy Fazbear

[@X-SPONGED]

Thanos: *_*snaps his fingers in Infinity War*_* Pregnant Women: 1:02

[@HEALLMAN]

Oh god no

[@notimportant1659]

Damn

[@adamkerman475]

Holy shit that’s dark

[@gg_mydog968]

🤣

[@ic0nic707]

N O

[@maggiedeatherage3901]

4:54 SIGN ME THE F**K UP