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00:00 Intro
00:07 Human Droppings by darkPrince010
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@andrewerickson6690]

Its where all the lost socks go

[@xessq1]

i was going to mention this

[@Hopalongtom]

And why the returned ones have holes!

[@bananabreadguy7960]

Also the pens you drop that magically disappears.

[@slavking992]

The missing sockets in sets.

[@grogvaughan5649]

I wrote a paper back in college in one of my quantommachnics classes about clothes dryers creating micro wormholes. The combination of heat, static, and rotational force explaining the random missing sock. Got the highest grade in the class that week

[@mattbrown5511]

Alien loot goblins that look like Sponge Bob Squarepants. Who would have thunk such a thing could be. But then again, I've stranger stuff than that here on Planet Earth.

[@alfredsutton4412]

For the creative author! For the talented voice actor! For the algorithm! May it be kind to the Squirrel 🐿️ and his nest,

[@mackenziedrake]

That's delightful. You really brought the characters to life. Thank you so much!

[@merlinathrawes746]

I remember going with my parents to the "dump", often finding things that had been thrown out that were still perfectly good (just dirty) or finding parts to repair items we had that were broken. This was in the 1960's before landfills really became a thing, at least where we lived.

[@mikecoatsworth6048]

Oh dear gods....this takes me back, my Dad was a void sponge...no doubt about it.

[@loganshaw4527]

I thought that was a job class like mechanic or artist or packrat.

[@kalebglenn5279]

Wait until someone introduces them to a hoarder's house... and lets them know they're doing a public service by cleaning it up!

[@bananabreadguy7960]

This one deserves at least a comic!

[@EricTheKei]

These stories are always a treasure.

[@EAZ36588]

Now I'm Imagining sponge cows frolicking around piles of trash having the time of their lives

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! I'm surprised that these aliens are not permanently hired by archeology teams around the galaxy. LOL!!!

[@skyrere]

I would have to say that they would be banned from archeology digs the universe over because they would want to keep all the finds.

[@wickeddelight]

These aliens would love mudlarking videos.

[@krm1959]

I do believe i have seen those creatures in my area ! they usually move about in something resembling a truck, and rumble through my trash.

[@remhfn]

A wholesome Story, I Like it. Thanks to the narrator, and to the writer.

[@nairbvel]

Darn it! Here I was thinking, "At last, we figured out where all the odd socks went..."

[@leonievanheerden7090]

Much appreciation to the author and the narrator for gifting us this entertaining and well crafted story 💐⭐👽🌹

[@norsehawk]

That brought a smile to my face, great reading and great story by the author!

[@xessq1]

oh could you image the poor world that the pocket dimension empties into if it should ever fail (bag of holding inside a bag of holding)

[@Netherdan]

Can we take some time to appreciate the start of the story where it shows humans treating psoriasis on alien sponge cows?

[@Ibian666]

Nice new alien friends. Need more stories with alien friends.

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Great story and you read it with the amazing quality I love about this channel.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

That was a fantastic story I did not see that happening from the title. Great read.

[@oldbutnotdead1]

They can take every clamshell every made and any made in the future too. Damn things.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@Kualinar]

Yes, one's trash really, literally, IS another one's treasure. Also, those aliens bring hoarding to a whole new level. Just one of them is the equivalent of at least all of the hoarders of the USA PLUS Canada and Mexico taken together.

[@Cl0ckcl0ck]

Very reminiscent of a Jack Vance SF/detective story. "The Unspeakable McInch is a 17/18 page short story that was issued initially in the magazine Startling Stories in November, 1948. Magnus Ridolph is hired to visit the planet of Sclerotto to identify and deal with a murderer named McInch, whose real identify is unknown." Highly recommended.

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thank you i really liked this one

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Great story! You're an narration really made it great

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Enjoyable story, More Please !

[@alexallmon1710]

For some reason, this kind of reminds me of pickmen 2. Where your jobs to go around and collect "treasures" Which are just junk or random Lost toys.

[@loganshaw4527]

Have you played the video game "grounded" yet size difference is a treasure.

[@DJNitreBlue]

Before people turned into complete inconsiderate a holes, pick a part yards were the best for finding the odd repair part for a vehicle. Got the HVAC module for my 91 chevy 1500 after something bad happened to the OEM one lol. Know a few dumpster divers.

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Keep up the amazing work

[@bananamuffiin9869]

this is the best, finally we can make use of it fore another

[@iztokomahen8957]

It is something theat alien would do, nice story!

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Okay, that was NOT the kind of droppings I was expecting! But I'm glad to be wrong. Also clever use of alien POV.

[@gramblidge]

Unless I’m thinking about this wrong, the aliens want to take 75 TONS, worth of trash out of that landfill. It’s 150,000 pounds worth of trash. (They are going to be there for a while.)

[@robertstoneking7916]

Should help a bit with the lifespan of the landfill if these aliens show up with any frequency.

[@gramblidge]

@@robertstoneking7916 not to mention the fact that they are just straight up taking it to another dimension. Unless they are just traveling in another dimension and then popping back to reality. (Though if they aren’t, and humans figure out that they want our trash, then that is a very useful garbage disposal possibility.)

[@Kualinar]

At a credit per half tone... Those 150000 credits are for 75 000 tones. Yes, they are going to be there for a while.

[@rickkeimig993]

Thank you for the story, it's always great to hear your voice

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For the Agro-rythm!

[@Jakes3130]

Here we go

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For the Algorithm the story and the voice 🎉

[@dantupper1784]

That's a very original story!

[@MrGoesBoom]

Truly one mans trash is anothers treasure

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Hope you had a great day.

[@SiegeTF]

And here I was expecting something involving ... phosphates.

[@darnelljohnson5313]

Who knew trash and povket demiention could be so entertaining?!?!

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Luvvit

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Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

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Like 631 🇨🇦😎👍

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Topical... injections?

[@miked.9364]

I still have zero ideas why scify societies aere always socialistics and scream that capatilism is bad.

[@tabithachastain6999]

Because capitalism requires infinite growth with finite resources. It's always doomed to collapse

[@miked.9364]

@@tabithachastain6999 Yeah, think that through.

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@@miked.9364 Think what through? Depending on where you live, you're experiencing it. I certainly am.

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@@tabithachastain6999 socialistics require the same. Why are they not doomed to collaspe? Oh...wait a minute. They all have collasped. Hence you didn't think it through

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@miked.9364 What you think of as socialism was never true socialism. Politicians lie. Imagine that. Until you educate yourself, you're not worth my time. Good luck, cause you definitely need it.

[@matthewmcintosh4925]

Stupid story narrated well.

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