Humans call it Fluffy | 2355 | Best of HFY | Free Science Fiction

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00:00 Intro
00:08 Fluffy by SomethingTouchesBack
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@Michael-jx9bh]

Fluffy follows wooden ship -> wooden ship go to other lost dimensions -> the denizens there investigate wooden ship -> Fluffy says "Mine! No touch! Get your own stickthrower!"

[@LTDunltd]

Earth to the Malgrog, "Cease hostilities now, or we will send our pet after you."

[@daddyleon]

“Economic shock troops” = “tourists” 🤣😂🤣

[@robertstoneking7916]

Best description I've heard.

[@ShadowGem07]

Ah human pack bonding at its finest

[@PartytimeYOLO]

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger...

[@tabitharatchford7404]

@@PartytimeYOLOwhat can but doesn’t kill you is friend.

[@Norbrookc]

Fluffy is the goodest boi!

[@josephhyland8904]

Beat me to it.

[@beingsneaky]

Indeed

[@beingsneaky]

Give him a belly rub.

[@AlexGeo925]

The very, very bestest. ❤ 😊

[@Nicmadis]

All the headpats.

[@mattbrown5511]

Who's a good Eldritch being? That's right, you're the bestest nightmare.

[@momchil_v]

lol

[@Kualinar]

😁🥰

[@Marcus_Postma]

Imagine thinking that we couldn't take our pets wherever we want, Fluffy truly is the goodest of boys

[@blaz551]

It’s crazy how the captain just said “hey see that interdemensional monstrosity yeah that’s our pet he’s a good boi”

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Never underestimate humanity's beast taming abilities. You find a crazy enough bastard and we'll train a Xenomorph to tap dance!

[@InternetGravedigger]

Bah, Fluffy ain't dangerous, he's just misunderstood...

[@Tiewaz]

Oh, no, no, no. Fluffy is absolutely dangerous. He just wants to eat and play when he's not hungry. And humans are happy to oblige, especially if someone is being an arse. Just wait until Fluffy has babies.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

He also likes music.

[@NeSeeger]

Fluffy is the Clifford the big red dog of the HFY universe.

[@Shinobubu]

Humanity found an Eldritch pet.

[@jakemallory4239]

i love the cruise ship idea as a parable.

[@artyd42]

No no no.. it's very obviously a cruiser. A very capable military vessel. Right? With these shock troopers everywhere you call "Tourists" they've effectively dismantled our defense construction work. In short we need you and your fine military vessel to please... maybe... help defend our planets? We'll welcome your troops on every one of these planets and perhaps even can arrange multiple cruisers for defense purposes to station nearby? Captain - (mental note, inform military ship with Cujo to visit their enemy space)

[@grogvaughan5649]

One of the alphabet agencies I worked for troops called us tourists

[@Aminuts2009]

C'htulu is a big ole puppy!

[@gmradio2436]

I am sitting here and YT tha decided that the best ad would be puppy adoption, showing a fluffy little doggo. For once a good ad YT.

[@snipermerc]

Don't mess with the fluffies... :)

[@mauricebetait6674]

❤🧡💙🖤💥 fluffy brings back the stick 🤣👍👍 what a cool story

[@mattbrown5511]

He did say that they taught Fluffy how to fetch.

[@Tejyasn]

For the Author, For the Narrator, For the Algo, and for Fluffy, who is such a good boy, yes he is.. yes he IS!!!

[@silverthorngoodtree5533]

You have weapons you say?.. We have a . "Fluffy".

[@SirMarshalHaig]

Warfare has never been so adorable since the invention of the Cat a pult

[@bobsterclause342]

Dude, this is sadistic. The dog chases sticks, not cats

[@jj003333]

We love the fluffy. For the story! for the algorithm!

[@Dr-Nia]

fluffy is a good boy ^-^!

[@CB-vt3mx]

the goodest boi!

[@patricklee5239]

Great to see you back, Squirrel! And with another great story!

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Okay, three great things about this story. First, the "tourist army"! Hilarious! Second, clever use of the dimensional concept. And third, of *course* we domesticated the Lovecraftian Entity!

[@TheRealInscrutable]

All of the stories are entertaining but some of them have fantastic sci-fi details. The dimensional triads. Those are epic.

[@fabianwood9457]

Hope there's a part 2 to this

[@Kevinm1025]

Part 2, we brought Fluffy to meet your friends now he has to go on a diet... oh and ambassador the military can't wait to meet you and show off their ships. They get sad and call us damned tourists when we let fluffy have all the fun

[@Spacemanlacey1]

Definitely want a part 2 👍😂😂😂

[@theshadyprotector8412]

I guess I'll take Fluffy for en enthusiastic walk.

[@DeathclawJedi]

Alucard is that you?

[@theshadyprotector8412]

@DeathclawJedi Anderson! It's been only two days, but it feels like years!

[@DeathclawJedi]

@@theshadyprotector8412 Good to see you you filthy Heathen! 😆

[@DarkT-Sama]

@@theshadyprotector8412 And you... i wanna say Logan?! (Anderson what´s this guys name?) 😁

[@theshadyprotector8412]

@@DarkT-Sama Grrrrr.

[@MidnightSmoke]

Fluffy!!!! Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@aeseiri1618]

I have listened to must be 100 stories by now, and the punchline for Fluffy was one of the best delivered

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! Fluffy is the bestest boi!!!

[@mileonaslionclaw2525]

So we basically teach an Eldritch entity to play fetch… Yep, that sounds about right

[@Kemulnitestryker]

Thank you, I needed a good laugh this morning.

[@TheDragShot]

Ah, nothing like a good dose of awesomeness and wholesomeness to improve my afternoon. Amusing 👍 .

[@user-tr3py5nz2j]

Ok, ok, that one got an actual laugh out of me! It was fun and entirely unexpectedly humorous. Very clever. Thumbs up.

[@prototypedrakon9899]

Fluffy= overgrown void predator turned space puppy. I love it!

[@ArmitageShanksuk]

The first playthrough where we decided to not call him "Bubbles"

[@Kualinar]

Fluffy, what a cool name for a cross between a jelly fish and a spawn of Cthulhu about 100 times the size of a big dreadnought...

[@ArronRatliff]

Whose a good eldritch horror. Yes you are! You are such a good boy.

[@patrickrannou1278]

Background ambiance sound is way better in this one, not so invasive as before. I could really appreciate the funny story. Thanks a lot!

[@kevincaruthers5412]

This is one of the funniest stories I've heard in a long time. Well Done!

[@leonievanheerden7090]

For funny, great writers and narrators who's the best ever 💐⭐⭐💐

[@simonbarber5440]

Look on KZbin for Gloria Balsam's track "Fluffy". This version didn't say Fluffy DIDN'T have tentacles or was several light-seconds across....

[@Lucian00311]

Light seconds across😮 Are you saying Fluffy is a Sun-sized space killer whale? ... HOW BIG IS THE STICK THEN?

[@ufoe20011]

For the skwerl For the rythm that is algo For the attack catapilliars

[@EdToml]

This needs a part two. Welcome back!

[@gamerpeck8517]

Turning an eldritch horror into a pet and naming it "Fluffy" is a very human thing to do

[@user-xt1fm9rh6r]

I have heard this story from others...... BUT YOURS IS THE EST TELLING....... KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK

[@dougditfort4047]

Another quality story from you, good sir.

[@DarkSyster]

A thoroughly enjoyable story told in a thoroughly enjoyable manner.

[@einyv]

I love this story, watch it all the time

[@Razalonjrt1]

LMAO I can just see the wooden ship firing off a few wood pillars out into space for Fluffy to chase and bring back, Fluff is good boi. Malgrog ship wtf is that too late it tears apart the ship then lets the Void fish eat the left over metal.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Hmm so the Renthan do not understand tourisim, and tourists. Well at least the Central Government doesn't. Fluffy is such a Good Boi!

[@Joepacker]

Good to have you back!. Love how you read the stories.

[@freddyjohnson9197]

That really tickled the old funny bone lol

[@yomogami4561]

thoroughly enjoyable story about a completely different ecosystem thanks for the narration and it's good to hear you sir

[@EffUpAgain]

Missed the last few uploads, too busy with a couple of jobs, Nice to see you got your voice back, the lives are fun but I missed the stories, voice sounds as good as ever! Good story, any idea when you're gonna be able to get back to some of the series on your other channel?

[@portmoneul]

for the algo for the likes for the good boy Fluffy and for whatever we might discover next

[@Tempestan]

All the goodest boys are always named Fluffy or Princess or Zathor, devourer of worlds....

[@robertt.walzel4648]

So glad you’re healthy and back

[@michaelyoung7261]

Praise the Good Boi!!! Hail the Author! Hail the no longer disembodied Narrator! Algorithm be pleased.

[@johnnikitakis876]

"O" We can! Read so beautifully. Keep up the good work.

[@Philip-KA4KOE]

Your jacket looks like it belongs on a starship bridge.

[@BazilRat]

Welcome back!

[@BazilRat]

FLUFFY IS A GOOD BOY!

[@MarkCuller-tl2vt]

Glad you have recovered

[@merlinathrawes746]

The Malgrogs weren't overly smart transposing to a dimension they didn't know how to survive in. Oh well. Good boy Fluffy! Care to go on a little trip?

[@The-Ordinary-Man]

What a delightful story!!! Love it :)

[@Vendelboe64]

I love the fluffy storry. Already heard it on another chanel, i think, but loved to hear it again :-) Also good to have you back, and to hear your voice is doing ok. :-)

[@leightondoswell453]

Hahaha brilliant story brilliant narrations thank you.

[@jeremyholton4848]

This is the first time I've watched your video and I'm very impressed! Well done, and I look forward to watching more extremely well done videos! Did not expect this quality at all!

[@Shinobubu]

Also a ship made out of glass would also work! Silica isn't quiet metal . transitionary at best and that's what most of their viewport windows are probably made of. That be beautiful.

[@davidrutherford6311]

That or artificial gemstones. You would just have to have some enclosed areas so anyone with fear of open spaces could travel in comfort.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@Bikerbob59]

Good story. Enjoyed it. Thanks.

[@jscmabry]

Glad you are healed and back. Loving what you do. Please keep it up.

[@victortahlor4038]

Thanks for the reading

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Thank God, a good, no a great human reading a great story. Thank You Agro! I just got done with another bad, no a horrible, AI read story with bad speech to text and errors.

[@zacharyhawley1693]

I adore fluffy ❤

[@sbritton1313]

That is a thought, what if everything lives in three dimensions, but that which we call ghosts and spectors and poltergeist, only share 1 or 2 dimensions with us...

[@urbypilot2136]

So, humans basically sic an entire extra-dimensional eldritch being at their enemies. I'm surprised the Renthan Ambassador didn't suffer an existential crisis. Addendum: Is this the greatest "if dangerous, why friend shaped?"

[@digger1900]

Love it, another great one

[@eyllyssaunders5345]

I wonder how exactly we made friends with fluffy

[@bigjay875]

Excellent to see ya narrator glad to see ya feeling better 😊

[@alexnunn2161]

The xenos misinterpreted the interstellar equivalent of a yacht cruise for a military operation kek

[@brucenice3169]

awesome idea!

[@josephhyland8904]

Loved it!

[@asiseeit2041]

Great story

[@warpedweirdo]

Good one!

[@YDV669]

Lesson learned: human term for their economic shock troops is "tourists".

[@andrewerickson6690]

Bravo that won had me laughing maniacally the whole time

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@kdmbigpig]

aaaahhh, ain't fluffy sweet 😂

[@stevedixon921]

Who's a good boy? You're a good boy! Want another treat? Oh my, that's a big metal warship coming right for us. ... Who's a good boy? You're a good boy. Full after that one are you?

[@williamcastro3017]

Long live Fluffy, the best Boi. 😁

[@lancer2204]

Death by Fluffy!

[@deussalt4479]

For the Agro-rythm!

[@bf-696]

Fluffy IS the bestest boy.

[@chrisfrank4267]

Excellent Sir excellent I say again

[@jaredschultz7358]

It's a good story it's good to hear your voice is working good don't overdo it though

[@matthewjaniss4103]

Greetings and well wishes to the skald on his return.

[@JRRodriguez-nu7po]

Interesting how many animals like humans. Even some of the most ferocious and solitary will be tamed by some human or other. My mother in law (RIP) was one who seemed to befriend any animal almost immediately. She once had a pet opossum. If you know anything about opossums, you would understand. Even plants just grew better as she tended them. I'm probably the only animal she never could tame, but she always spoke well of me.

[@Whisper555]

Fluffy is the bestest boi

[@JonathanToolonie]

Reminds me of the young space amoeba event in Stellaris.