Behind Bars 2: The World’s Toughest Prisons - Colony 100, Kharkiv, Ukraine | Free Documentary

Behind Bars Season 2 Episode 1: Colony 100 - Ukraine’s prison for hardened criminals | Prison Documentary
Serial killers, child abusers, repeat offenders. All those behind the walls of this Soviet-built prison have already done time in at least three other Ukrainian jails - and learned nothing from that experience. Or they have committed crimes so heinous that they will never again leave their 100-square-foot-cell in the maximum security wing. The prison is marked by an omnipresent hopelessness that seems to go hand in hand with its architectural dreariness.
Alexander knows the procedure by heart. Speak only when spoken to. Hands crossed behind your back. Stop at every white line. And for God’s sake, always look down.
Today he’s getting locked up for the fourth time. This time he committed armed assault. He’s been to jail before for drugs, theft, and stabbing. But this time he hasn’t been sent to some town jail. No, he’s in Colony 100. THE prison for repeat offenders. And Alexander knows that if he hopes to be released again, he must adapt from day one. And not call attention to himself. Either from the guards, or from the other 300 inmates...
Rusha doesn’t ponder such things. He murdered 29 people, and he’ll probably never see the world outside the maximum-security wing again. Instead, each day he tries to find something to occupy himself in his isolated and dismal world. Waiting for an upcoming meeting with a psychologist distract him from reality. Other than his cellmate and the guards, no one has spoken to him in years.
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[@FreeDocumentary]

There are tough prisons all over the world. One of them is the La Mesa prison in Mexico. Watch the Behind Bars episode here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKLMZY2mh5eCjas

[@stellaweinstein9278]

I speak Russian and Ukrainian And I speak fluent English OK sir I want to tell you something you don’t Translate hundred percent do you want me to translate 50% the rest of it you leave it without translating people are actually interesting to know everything that the person is saying that 50% so misleading people if you want to translate this translates hundred percent not in the words that you actually know to translate and the rest to leave it without translating

[@link1lin325]

@@stellaweinstein9278 I also speak Russian and agree with you

[@GMP-Official]

food and life conditions in America are better than in a lot of countries good people dining table...

[@highlanderfreelancer4553]

this prison looks like a country club compared to most county jails in the U.S.

[@hollyfarr7209]

Oh goodnite yes!!! Especially in a foreign country. RIP OTTO

[@nfnn1923]

This is how celebrities think they live during quarantine

[@implode5279]

Lmaoooo

[@RemixedVoice]

Eat the rich!

[@chykcha]

Haha

[@chykcha]

Charlie Robertson I think he tastes like mothballs.

[@even___]

Ellen Degenerate.

[@americannobody27]

The guards are all thinking "Damn these cameras! No cracking heads today!"

[@mikoyanig5512]

Notice how only one of their rifles had the white mark on the barrel meaning blank firing. The rest are real and loaded.

[@TheShoocks]

😂😂😂

[@mikoyanig5512]

Andre Mcgoo it's a universal practice to have the muzzles of training rifles painted white. Also during the k9 excersize the soldier would never shoot live rounds in the direction of the dog or person At least not whole cameras are rolling.

[@DK-cr7hn]

@@mikoyanig5512 I've never seen "the muzzles of training rifles painted white", it's definitely not a "universal practice". All the "training riffles", at least in the USSR and its successors have their chambers bored through and the firing pins broken. That's it, no markings. The practice to put white stripes is used (by the producer, on the plant) to mark "blank" cartridges, where that stripe is drawn on the "bullet" (which is made of plastic or something).

[@DK-cr7hn]

@@mikoyanig5512 If you meant 26:57 it's not even a mark, looks like a device to suppress flames or something.

[@am2155]

28:04 the unexpected transition that I never knew I needed.

[@amparobarragan8276]

😂😂😂🤣

[@go_rizzo_grow]

hahahahahaha!!!!

[@SportsCardsBreaksAndBuys]

28:04. What a legendary line lol

[@quantomic1106]

No Russian or Ukrainian video would be complete without Addidas track pants.

[@kiacarens]

They had Under Amour in Armenia .. haha

[@richardvong792]

what can I say, u r damn right. LMAO

[@jalalos]

Adidas is very popular brand in Europe,and the world..

[@richvanek1363]

@andrew hager me too, I started laughing.

[@bayraktar219]

Chinese adidas

[@ryublueblanka]

Madagascar prisoners would vacation here and come back feeling refreshed revitalized and rejuvenated.

[@kabib0831]

I agree.

[@jintarokensei3308]

The isolation cell looks like a 5 star hotel room in comparison. A whole room just for you.

[@ryublueblanka]

@@jintarokensei3308 I've been locked up in many different places and to be honest...ITS ALL EQUALLY BAD.

[@jejakamalaya1484]

ryublueblanka shut up bish

[@jeeyap1729]

I've just finished watching that episode and that's exactly my thought.

[@kangjunga2185]

I’m really curious how they are doing since the war broke out

[@blaise6981]

I googled it turns out some prisoners with military experience have been set free to fight the Russians

[@standardaussie]

"Everyone in the car was neutralised" Yeah mate, first to go was your guard 🤣👏

[@marissasue319]

LOL!

[@Blo0dz]

"11 o'clock, and no one had heroin in their anus." I gotta admit, that caught me offguard.

[@kammeng.]

16:51

[@medmuscle]

Today was a good day in Ukraine.

[@rockhound3.14]

Lmao saame

[@CaPoNRiCoNTtTt]

Hahahaha hahhaha

[@1988banker]

I don't usually have the H in the A, until 3, or 4 in the afternoon.

[@IAMreynofficial]

- What were you convicted for? - Unauthorised firearm possession. With bullets in it. In front of a cashier. In a store.

[@Shino-lr2wi]

purely coincidental

[@StinkyFlyfart]

I can't stop laughing.

[@jesusisking4501]

I mean he's got kinda lucky, could've been done for armed robbery

[@Shino-lr2wi]

@@jesusisking4501 in the end he went to jail anyways lol

[@LAKingssince]

I dont know why I got 4yrs since last time I got a month

[@DunBun]

It’s always interesting to see the huge contract between Eastern European and North/South American prisons.

[@philipzanoni]

Did you mean contrast?

[@kaiit10]

Isn't Ukraine on Asia?

[@doposud]

@@kaiit10 it is eastern europe , but even more east is russia and russia is huge crossing asia and touching alaska

[@carolinekanini6342]

@@kaiit10 trust me I thought it is in North America ..hahaha

[@ugnius2707]

@@kaiit10 basically yeah we don't consider them europeans

[@andrewstones2921]

I am impressed at how civilised this is compared to US and some UK prisons, that punishment cells have a limit of 14 days but many US prisoners live in worse conditions for their entire sentence. The quarantine makes sense, the care that is taken with choosing where the prisoner works and lives and the psychological evaluation are years ahead of most prisons. The strict rules being enforced are good, the alternative is the chaos we see in many others. The prisoners can earn 50 euros a month, if you think that’s a poor wage then compare it to USA and bear In mind how low wages are in Ukraine. All in all I am very impressed.

[@JessicaGail]

Same here

[@TeaCup1940]

Exactly. This seems to be a model prison.

[@darrenwarner2082]

No, the prison conditions in the U.S. are very good compared to other countries - too good in my opinion. For example, they have TVs in their cells, regularly interact with other inmates, have better food, and can get all kinds of food through commissaries. If you want to see truly hard prisons, look at those in Siberia, Russia.

[@amylee3531]

The American system is a horrific joke with an even worse punchline.

[@JSchaffer214]

@@amylee3531 Well, if people don't want to live like that then maybe they shouldn't break the law. Also, I know people don't like to talk about it but the more mixed the races are in a prison the more tension and violence inside. That's just a fact. It doesn't mean one race is any better than another. In American prisons, the first thing that happens is people divide each based on their race. The guards don't do that, the prisoners are the ones who want it that way.

[@ClearLeafy]

I love this channel bc it's 40 + minutes long with NO ADS

[@langfordjeremy100]

Nice gratitude

[@uncle1886]

oddly spooky this one at least.....episode one alone has about ten...

[@payasoeso3646]

True true

[@zacharychorak2562]

Yet there’s 30 second videos out there with an add every 5 seconds

[@mar-veldc9497]

Share there website to your friends, colleagues and families who loves to watch documentaries. They have good quality of docu. I just found this channel recently and im thankful i found this.

[@Doomreb]

This looks like the type of prison where guards leave the door open on purpose in hopes of getting a little headshot practice.

[@adoseofceecee9744]

Haaaa right

[@utopia4056]

@Robert Flores *laughs in american* "we dont have money for convicts"

[@destroya3303]

go back to playing COD kid

[@Sunset553]

Robert Flores Americans undergo classification to determine housing at prisons. the Ukrainian prisoners look more intensely observed, though.

[@xsaxia2008]

@Robert Flores if you have a weapon, you obviously intend to use it. It's called prevention?

[@everybodysux4997]

The way those dogs jumped in the car window 😨

[@somethingaboutbeaute]

I’m binge watching and I wanna thank FREE DOCUMENTARY for keeping me sane while I recover in a Covid hotel. These take up a large amount of my day and next thing I know, the day’s over!!! 💯🙂❤️

[@zinniastephenson911]

The most cleanest prison i ever seen

[@malcolmbaldwin5735]

have you ever seen Malmart ?

[@gurnoorchhabranit-jalandha5002]

Cleanest than my colony🤣🤣🤣

[@gregverity9533]

Zinnia Stephenson how many prisons in the western world have you been in? Their kept clean by inmates and they don’t want to live in filth. It’s normal for us but very different to South America or Asian prisons or the Middle East. Now those countries can keep their rat holes the moral of the story is don’t get into trouble in the first place.

[@lex959]

Check prisons in Sweden

[@user-hq6wh9bj2g]

@@gregverity9533 Word bro! greetings from ex12 habitat )

[@MrEpiclost]

tbh this place seems chill af. the buildings are clean and fresh-looking too. amidst the depressing atmosphere, everyone's just minding their own business and being respectful.

[@RJ-mh3ox]

About what id assume a good jail looks like terrible people with at least basic necessities and slightly bad people confined in a less strict area

[@Ferreira0504]

Much better than the prisons from the Soviet days

[@kamikazehound3243]

@@Ferreira0504 and North Korean prison, I heard it's basically a lab

[@alexandraagarkova811]

There is so much torture going on in Ukrainian and Russian prisons...You can even find the videos on KZbin. Unfortunately there is not much said about it in this documentary

[@Tripoloski132]

@@angkarbasil thing is in north korea a crime is when you criticize the government

[@eladiogarth1926]

We need prisons like this in Jamaica... Crime is at a high and constantly on the rise. Criminals are idolized....prisons like this would definitely change that concept

[@kimonebennett6803]

So true

[@vhjul6016]

Execute them on sight,

[@chchedda]

Was safer under British rule

[@FreePalestineJahRastafari]

@@chchedda same thing prisons were full and gangsters were on the rise

[@kylelikeskjvbible]

Same as with what I perceive with Gopnik culture. I dont know how popular it is but young Russians might be into it, also in USA and Canada people follow gangsta rap for instance or mafia ties in the USA. Youth are very susceptible to being drawn to the excitement or the perceived necessity of crime.

[@whitestripe1854]

35 years old and I'm still childish. I couldn't help but giggle when he was like "11 o'clock and no-one had heroin in their anus" 😂

[@ouberfox5898]

Look at the good dogos being flying fur missiles.

[@monkeynumbernine]

Hehehe 🙊 I'm sure donut operator would appreciate that

[@NoName-nf5xl]

TACTICAL FUR INCOMING

[@guld1999]

Fuwwies

[@courtneydumont5547]

Beware of the Attack dogos.

[@homohawk]

very good doggos

[@josephinemuringo2453]

The leader said they have limited funds for the prisons but I find them quite organized and the undertakings are impressive. Making them work is good for their sanity.

[@MrLegovas]

Just google Potemkin village. I must say we carried the spirit of this tradition well throughout the decades.

[@anthonyssemanda5737]

Me Too

[@carolinekanini6342]

Yes...work work work

[@rachaelmiles8233]

What do you mean limited funds, for what, x

[@rachaelmiles8233]

So the President needs more money for his prisons in Ukraine. Such tough places to be. X

[@dontcare7086]

As tough as this prison is I can't help but think it is a paradise after watching the Madagascar and San Pedro episodes.

[@highnivia]

Imagine Bald&Bankrupt's reaction to being in there

[@robn1421]

Ah, a soviet prison

[@georgivanev7466]

And stay for the night in the cell with the man who killed 29 people.

[@Tyler82994]

See guys, that’s a SOVIET serial killer right there

[@brankazorijan1903]

Or Larry Lawton :)

[@user-xy4je5zr8f]

That babuska kill 29 people and now she keep looking at me...

[@nova-ds6ve]

I gotta say, considering Ukraine probably doesn't have too much of a budget, they're doing pretty decent in the prison department. I'm impressed.

[@impaugjuldivmax]

every government always has enough money for this

[@commissarf1196]

This is literally the nicest prison i have ever seen

[@V2k2010]

@@impaugjuldivmax That is because this is a scam to Human Traffic. Prisoners only get .17 cents for many jobs and that is one of the biggest expenses of any "business."

[@Avaricumstudios]

Madagascar is trailing behind in this section

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

That's because it's a former Gulag... that's Soviet slave labor. Hell, I'm sure it was built by prisoners of another prison back in the day.

[@mattboymatt]

Prisoners - "Lets steal a van and escape" Armed response - "Not so fast!" *Commando rolls out of a drain cover*

[@nickmotsarsky4382]

As two soldiers hide in a red box..

[@user-do2ev2hr7h]

I don't really get that part. Is someone stationed in the sewer all the time to pop out if needed? Surely it would take more time to get into that position in a real crisis than to just rush the van or something.

[@aboseds9384]

29 murders and you get a cell that has television for entertainment, a sewing machine for time pass and a nice bed to rest and sleep, meanwhile madagascar and phillpines are literally hell

[@blaise6981]

Well because those backwards “brown” countries

[@lilbeans]

welcome to societies that are either poor or dont care about their prisoners

[@chasinchicken24_54]

Madagascar and Haiti prison makes this look like a beach resort with many amenities

[@samuellawmsangzuala4194]

2020 lockdown..im addicted to 'Behind Bars' Documentaries🙄🙄

[@tluangteikhalthang8157]

Keipawh 😁😁😁

[@leerisebrow1480]

Stay safe.

[@okkitaufik5184]

Today , i already watch 5 eps of it , help

[@AhamedRikaz]

Watching the 3rd, i am drugged

[@rkasailo8530]

Pa 5 vel ka en zo tawh😂😂😂

[@khristobin6639]

Anyone else notice that's the cleanest prison they've ever seen so far lol.

[@dingnghetakhiangte3870]

Nothing funny about a prison or prisons at all

[@Carrejae35]

Dingngheta Khiangte pussy

[@toninasfilm]

they have nice toilets

[@sumayabarkhad9992]

@Azz Lazz america is a western country they still have shitty prisons

[@sumayabarkhad9992]

@Azz Lazz from the documentaries dumbass

[@breathe711]

Killing 29 people is no mistake it is deliberate. I doubt he was ever sorry because if he didn’t get caught he would still be on his killing mission.

[@peepeepoopoo6053]

lol i know “i wouldn’t do it again” but you did 28 more times after sir

[@jonjone661]

@@peepeepoopoo6053hahah, when they said no family visited I assumed it was bc he killed them

[@maineeveryday3991]

That guard just staring at the welding light haha. Wow. He was the nicest guard too

[@marissasue319]

timestamp??

[@bretdouglas9407]

I think the reason people like this series is because it makes you feel better about your own life 😂

[@boon1580]

ours is just a bigger prison, all money goes to the bank. i owe them 1mil for a scanty apartment 850ft^2.

[@user-me7mm7gr1p]

Well we haven't done anything criminal so :p

[@user-me7mm7gr1p]

Well we haven't done anything criminal so :p

[@chickentowel7036]

Or because I don't have a plan on ending up in one of these prison so I just watched it to see what it looks like inside.

[@macko006]

@@chickentowel7036 not so bad,paid work,free food,no bills,taxes,tv........

[@zaparm]

Theses documentaries are the things that are going to convince me to stay a good person Edit: I didn’t mean this comment to have anything to do with the good people in jail I only meant this so I won’t commit a crime

[@HaineelShah]

😂

[@LillysConner]

Yeah especially the Madagascar one, man that's some suffering perfect for sadistic killers and child molesters!!! But a bit too harsh for someone who was probably so hungry and had to steal in order to eat!

[@vishalnagv]

💯

[@tweezerjam]

Fly Eagles Fly 🦅

[@kimmoreels7950]

you should be always that not because you scared of punishment! appreciate the life lord gives us and dont hurt anybody not for the punishment but for yourself and others. and always believe in the lord

[@regallax137]

Compared to a lot of other prison documentaries (which were very brutal), this one seems to be the one, if i had to go, I pick this one...it feels safe for a start and you can keep your mind occupied as long as your wise and keep to there system.

[@ladyhonor822]

THANK YOU ❤️

[@blaise6981]

Unless you get life then you’re in solitary confinement and will go crazy being caged like an animal

[@dougbryant5417]

The most emotionally draining thing I’ve probably ever seen. Emptiness, terror and madness etched in their eyes, defeated, defeated.

[@medomannos1503]

That translator shows more emotion in one sentence than the actual people of showed in their entire lives

[@xtremefab6752]

🤣🤣🤣

[@AnnaHerrick]

I agree!

[@ludahfang559]

Imagine the camera men walk into a cell face to face with this guy. "hello, welcome back to my laboratory, where safety is number one priority"

[@six0tizzio964]

Hhahaahaha

[@cucumber623]

you win the internet today

[@chrismoore7572]

I love watching the Russian hackers mre videos from different countries! Really wanna try that Russian meat paste pachete or however its spelt 😂

[@joelfeliciano1548]

Wooow this isolation ward is literally the most intense one I’ve seen…..no one leaves ALIVE…..crazy!

[@normanferguson4492]

We definitely need a prison and prison system just like this in Jamaica, what impressed me was the dogs how highly trained they are. This kind of prison and prison system in Jamaica would see crime diminishing at an alarming rate. Perhaps the government of Jamaica should consider sending their prison officers to Ukraine for training.

[@rachaelmiles8233]

Jamaica need money ploughed into them, Portia the old President of Jamaica and Andrew Holness were great to me.

[@emir658]

After Madagascar prison everything else looks like a 5 star hotel

[@76aisha]

Lol

[@HomerSimpson-ig9uh]

Oh you haven’t seen East Africa’s prison 😆..... 😞 It makes this prison look like a 5 star hotel!

[@beenrue5672]

Oh... The uncreative comment about the Madagascar prison... Its not like there are at least 20 of those here already ...

[@htcmlcrip]

Haven't seen that video. But stayed at 5 stars hotels a lot. So think I can relate

[@MrDiegwkhoa]

Lol the Madagascar prison I like a slum x999999999999

[@johngullo9420]

Scariest part of the prison? Those K-9s. Like the one who flew through the air right through the car window. Yikes!

[@marissasue319]

SAME HERE! Yikes and all! Impressive but SCARY!

[@danhorn7102]

Boy do we need this here.

[@kaylawilson9783]

I swear they have the best beats for these documentaries 💯😂

[@raymartinez5788]

Welcome to the last building you'll ever enter. *Door shuts*. Imagine that kind of finality as a young man. 😕

[@stevebrown5278]

Ray Martinez ikr 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@americaneagal4709]

I'd only feel bad for someone in that situation if they were in for a drug charge or manslaughter or something of the kind. BUT...those pedophiles can rot and die not a day too soon. If only we could kill ours here or ship them there.

[@salmaumar5750]

@@americaneagal4709 Yeah in fact for those people they a being treated more humanely than what they did to young kids

[@americaneagal4709]

@@salmaumar5750 unfortunately, and disgustingly so, yes they are

[@cindydo8781]

If you don't want to do the time, don't do the crime. Quite simple. 😏😏😏

[@RZ42148]

Colony 100 for the win for cleanest prison from Madagascar ... Bolivia ... Mexico... they even have a little bathroom door in the max security rooms

[@sirtnfol8476]

Easy. White people

[@carlosmartinez-lm5iq]

They have A TV

[@loggins2182001]

Colony 100 is nothing, compared to San Pedro Prison in La Paz Bolivia.

[@NetITGeeks]

@@sirtnfol8476 Hi dummy.... it is money, not the race. If the country has money an the prison system is not privatized like the USA, they have better prisons. Have you ever seen prisons in Japan or Singapore? They are much better than these prisons Ukarian. Most Japanese prisons are fully computer automated and have wellness robots that visit inmates daily in addition to human guards.

[@diegofortuna3923]

They force prisoners to have sex with real women in japan. Thats harsh punishement in a asexual society.

[@wizentertainmententerprise9923]

Best bathroom facilities of the series, I’m on the 4th. I’ve watched Madagascar, Philippines, Tent Camp.

[@TheIRONSTAG]

I like the reaction team member randomly spraying his AK-74/draco/ whatever it is AK pistol into the air in front of the vehicle. Accountable for every round, clearly.

[@JM-yx1lm]

He isn't randomly spraying it. They are obviously training the dogs to be accustomed to loud bangs.

[@TheIRONSTAG]

@@JM-yx1lm I’m hoping so. Hopefully it doesn’t become a training scar and transfer to real application. Sounds silly but I have seen weirder things happen. Hahaha

[@-Gurza-]

"I'm Alexander Alexandrovich. Here's my wife Alexia, and our kids Alexei, and Alex."

[@soupfork2105]

*Alexandra

[@hopepose4789]

Just like when you have Alex Iwobi, Alex Sanchez,Alex Oxland Chamberlain playing for Arsenal, Asene Wenger, so funny 😆 🤣 😄

[@shoggy3890]

"and I also have grandchildren named Alexis, and Alexandria"

[@snookslayer4559]

We have a dog named "spot".

[@aneikadavis967]

His parents didn't even try

[@evan1238]

"expressions of joy could easily be interpreted as weakness" Damn, Ukrainians don't play

[@Smokedogzz]

Its like that on the inside in America too

[@jasonlane4796]

Have you seen the one on Black Dolphin in Russia?

[@ioanpena]

In eastern europe you need a very good reason to smile , otherwise you are considered an idiot...only idiots smile with no reason !!!

[@dylanlevy2107]

@@jasonlane4796 who hasn't that shit is gnarly

[@lorij3786]

ioan pena, that is a shame, life is too hard to begin with. I would be considered an idiot then, for I try to find the beauty in everything and everyone. Except sex abusers

[@jovialdway]

Prisoners are well disciplined and respect.

[@GeoffNelson]

28:04 is the most important development in this documentary

[@belladamex767]

I love how he so calmly said, “11 o’clock and no one has heroin in their anus.” Sounds like a good start to the day......

[@virgo2taurussquare61]

That they know of......

[@belladamex767]

@Matthew Hodge well I’m slightly concerned how he so matter of factly knew this to be true.....🥺. but okay

[@vikingkrigare5329]

Heroin would be the only salvation

[@belladamex767]

@@vikingkrigare5329 Been there done that. Salvation? No, I found salvation when I got clean after 25 years…… I don’t think it matters where you are. In prison, out, It’s still a vile, self loathing addiction….

[@vikingkrigare5329]

@@belladamex767 My body just screams for opiates right now. Trying to help myself with alcohol but it doesn't work very good. I'm in a dark place in my life right now. God help me

[@chavezdychen6019]

28:45. "You are now in quarantine. You will stay here for 2 weeks" I lost it. :X

[@mathiasventilator4654]

The prisoners that are in jail for life and that have a chess board are probably the best chess players.

[@MrAnastasiya86]

Actually a lot of interesting information, self management, no bars, life time =life time, even if one runs away they still insight, normal infrastructure. Ukraine ❤️

[@DB-pp7kj]

Lol, you'll be part of Poland soon.

[@hillby]

27:56 this sums up the whole documentary. Old mate somersaults out of a sewer and the narrator exclaims "11'oclock, and no one had heroin in their anus" ahahahaah dead

[@plumfive6505]

i've been laughing for 10 minutes and came down here to see if someone noticed too

[@Smashingit2022]

Hillagood I had my earphones in and laughed out loud so hard. Hubby was “ what the???” I said you have to have watched the whole thing to get it but it’s bloody funny!” Old mate doing a roley poley out of the sewer then that??? Too much hilarity.

[@Xenogeek2]

I often find heroin in my anus. I have no idea how it gets there.

[@mattthewanderer5029]

🤣😂🤣 It's my quote of the week!

[@jospeaches4807]

I know!!! WOWWWEEE!!!! AH DAMN!!

[@haraldblotand5460]

"They work, eat, sleep in one room!" Damn, I do all those things in separate rooms.

[@relikvija]

Harald Blotand you lucky bastard

[@Ray-fd7ut]

How dare you.

[@crystaleyes4288]

😂

[@SVitalie]

@@relikvija hahahahaaha

[@Heibel]

28:03 Having this on my second monitor was a mistake. I might have giggled a bit.

[@mattdaniels4979]

Anyone see the guard staring directly into the welding??? Lol 😎 good way to go blind 😂

[@miguelramos4279]

lol can't stop laughing at that guy who at 28 did that james bond shit back roll haha. problably was like yes! nailed it for the camera.

[@emmapetrus127]

Miguel Ramos oml same

[@javoss123]

Right? Wannabe Spetznaz!

[@DavidGutierrez-kj8tm]

Lol

[@ABetterLifeInc]

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that.

[@Daveyrawrz7]

It was awesome

[@watchdealer11]

29 men, women, and children and he's chilling with a TV and books; send him to Madagascar.

[@watchdealer11]

@Gay Thağğ0t CockThrobber nah, that's a way out. He should suffer.

[@watchdealer11]

@Gay Thağğ0t CockThrobber the whole point is punishment

[@jacqdanieles]

Rather than preventing lifers from committing suicide, they should be given the option of taking their own lives. Yes, it's the easy way out, but from the standpoint of society, it is pointless wasting resources keeping them alive in a cell for the rest of their lives. And since execution may be objectionable, this would be the better & more humane option.

[@musicalsounds1794]

@Əbu Zörğhanürr At-Türkməni it would make sense for a country that has low resources. I'm from Norway so i have little clue on how the death penalty work but i don't think it's very nice to kill someone who has already killed someone. I think it's an easy escape of their crime without any sort of "punishment".. sure they die but that's like killing themselves after a murder sort of

[@giuseppenero110]

@@musicalsounds1794 : I'd prefer the murderer and rapist be executed immediately to save their family the "punishment" of having to visit him and save society the burden of supporting his useless life

[@msanjelia]

I am very impressed.

[@sidehop]

5:40 I'm sure someone forgot to lock that second door 😂😂😂

[@raymartinez5788]

It's heaven compared to Madagascar though. 😄

[@ClearLeafy]

Trueee have u seen that one?

[@raymartinez5788]

Yes, it's horrible. 😕

[@moisiulaj8099]

this looks like heaven compared to most of other parts of Russia lol

[@raymartinez5788]

🤣

[@SilverWalker84]

Madagascar couldn't even afford bars

[@ST-kr7hz]

"Eleven O'clock, and no one had heroin in their anuses."

[@japanfoor]

For Real 😂 the narrator deserves a award for his commentary

[@thomasfitzpatrick8077]

More on that later

[@justinlecroy5217]

@@thomasfitzpatrick8077 That phrase gets very annoying doesn't it? The Madagascar one was ridiculous.

[@kurtward8191]

Not one soul 👀

[@Jacoe413]

I laughed out loud at that line. Maybe I have problems.

[@knightsgaming4905]

It funny for the cops or guards it's like they are also locked up.. the guard cannot even move from their given section

[@TheBrad1300]

I like how at 5:43-5:50 that door is just unlocked and open, then when he closes it just pops back open a little.

[@Blkchevy98]

The dog didn't even hesitate & baam through the window :) love it.

[@derekweinerttv4163]

They shouldve shut the window 😂😂

[@michaelearthling]

they were playing Cat Stevens on the radio and...well you know...🐱

[@mikea.4779]

"11 o'clock, and no one had any heroin in their anus...." This line is epic rofl

[@V2k2010]

Oh, it was in there, they just couldn't put forth a real good effort enough to find it...lol You want to give it a try? Maybe you could find some?

[@khwaac]

not something you hear everyday

[@JogBird]

just a normal day at the office

[@isthistakendude5935]

I wonder what he felt...

[@-Gurza-]

That's what I call a lame Saturday night.

[@floridaaguada4216]

So lucky this prisoner coz they have a comportable bed,everything is organize en most is they have a job they don't get bored.Thanks for your great documentary.

[@mpatrickthomas]

Alexander eats 2 bowls of stew....more on that later😂😂

[@mincyclarke9128]

This is a very high maximum security prison that has well trained professionals and its very commendable how organized and very effective there system is,who else thinks that way.

[@Spect3r.]

Agreed. I also think of it to be one of the most brutal in psychological therms.

[@thraitor7819]

Bit brutal lol

[@ZalyQQ]

how is it brutal? the men self monitor. They have jobs. Live in apartments. Yea it's a bit crammed, but all prisons are. Compared to a north american prison this one is relatively better

[@2lll752]

@@ZalyQQ did you see the Madagascar video

[@achmadnurkholiq3169]

@@2lll752 Madagascar is the worst

[@MrSparkish707]

After killing 29 innocents, " I sleep a lot "

[@MrSparkish707]

@FESERFACE he killed women and kids in a party

[@bakeraus]

Crazy thing he says it was a mistake. No fucking kidding convict.

[@Protato666]

Agree for children but since when women are supposed to be inherently innocent ?

[@bakeraus]

@@Protato666 Convict code. Don't touch women and children they are innocent and can't defend themselves. That code has been thrown away with new generations.

[@DeepUndaInAmsterdam]

Rajput bhai can you send me an article? Can't find nothing about this man.

[@MisteriosGloriosos922]

Amazing!!!

[@chelsiegabriel5369]

This prison is way luxurious ,those in antananaviro should be brought here.. these documentaries are teaching me to always be agood citizen

[@anthonywyma6232]

Chance of parole zero 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@IrishHD4]

kills 29 people "it kinda just happened"

[@biggiebeats1490]

29 likes. Nice

[@casualbeluga2724]

@@biggiebeats1490 you mean 69?

[@biggiebeats1490]

@@casualbeluga2724 103

[@casualbeluga2724]

@@biggiebeats1490 I thought you meant 69 because you "Nice" and 69 is a meme

[@gryn1s]

can relate

[@reglisse42]

Fascinating report and also terribly frightening

[@claudionm9402]

That's quarantine guy has some solid handwriting skills

[@stealyourface6000]

That guy coming out of the manhole 😂😂😂 that roll was so unnecessary lol

[@marissasue319]

LOL LOL LOL :D

[@Piratehunter-2008]

What time .

[@Piratehunter-2008]

?

[@haymigreen7258]

Colony 100 is like 5 star hotel compare to Madagascar and Philippines

[@nivyatom9840]

Haymi Green that lapaz Bolivian place is bad too but ur right this looks like a hotel.

[@1858431]

Haymi Green Madagascar and the Philippines jail is 5 star hotel compared to any North Korean prison

[@adotholland22]

not at all....when jou have mony in the phlippines en madagascar jou can have a litel luxery live inside those prisons

[@tourero3639]

lol..in philippines theres shabu lab, swimming pool, ktv rooms, mini grocery, barber shop, and inmates can also organize concerts inside with special guest celebrities and politicians..

[@imluvinyourmum]

That's what yo momma said

[@yangi.f]

3:53 thanks for translating that very long sentence

[@bigtyke3058]

That backwards roll out of the manhole was top notch

[@Sara_Raney]

"11 o clock and no one had heroin in their........" .what?! Go!

[@manu4source]

Hahaha 😄😄 I know right.. ANUS !! LMAO x

[@Sara_Raney]

@FESERFACE don't let the cat out the bag!

[@bigsasquatch44]

Yeahhhhh i could not have said that without laughing my ass off

[@nikeren7786]

Hey saria chat me

[@badluckbrain5139]

@@nikeren7786 simp

[@gabrielkantu413]

After watching this documentary, I strongly appreciate everything. 🙄🙄🤔

[@jaypaxton2222]

LOL at that guard just standing there starring at the uv from the welding.

[@David-R.]

17:12 now that's what barbwire should look like

[@isaacchisulo7106]

The Madagascar prison makes this look like a hotel

[@Al0305]

Dude I was thinking exactly the same

[@macheat-9293]

This joke is now boring

[@matthewcade4249]

Really ? I could think quite a few of them talking about how miserable they Like that one guy who was crying when he told himself if he ever got out he would be better and not do things like ignore the poor

[@mostafanabil5155]

They just show you the bright side This prison is like hell I have been there for friends Dont believe everything the media shows.

[@johnb6723]

Prisons in the third world are always extremely horrific.

[@null8819]

For a prison in a country like Ukraine. This prison handles everything better than US and British ones do.

[@missbunni6604]

Exactly what i was thinking...the life'ers deserve the bars but the ppl who get out need to be rehabilitated! I love how their setup w/ self awareness and responsibility...plus dorm like style! There's a reason we have such a high reoffend rate! If ya lock animals in a cage it'll f them up and do nothing but more damage mentally then those ppl get released all fucked up and walk among us again!

[@null8819]

MissBunni yeah. The US prison system is horrible. Just locking someone in a dark cage and expecting them not to go crazy

[@darrelfraise168]

It's much easier to keep things calm when you have a racially homogeneous prison population.

[@melonmelon7427]

Gary Mcguckin you must be joking 😂

[@derbyeye4589]

UK prisons are like holiday camps absolute joke

[@elbaann4800]

This prison is a must standard of all prisons, this type of prison is a life changing, could really help bad person to become a better one, and a no way out for the criminals that might plan to escape.

[@emilywilliams9916]

Thanks!

[@aayushagarwal5638]

After watching phillipines prison, This prison seems like a heaven.

[@kalashnikov5544]

Because the people running it are way smarter. Wh1te Europeans who value structure, that's how you help people.

[@SuperKader99]

Man Indian one is even worst

[@andrewj3177]

Me too, but after watching the Madagascar episode, the one in Philippines is like a really cheap summer camp

[@Ice-emo-yt]

Kalash Nikov is that so is that why so many Russians Ukrainians live in shit conditions?

[@twitertaker]

Ukraine is much closer to a first world country than Madagascar, Phillipines and so on. Of course they can treat their prisoners better. In prisons all problems of a society inlcuding hunger, poverty and living space are more extreme. When people outside of the prison starve massively, how can it be better in prison?

[@daliab8493]

Look how shiny the floors are!

[@sadiemorgan6791]

Awww the fluffy dogs are so cute

[@emmapetrus127]

Idk why but when the guy came out of the sewer and rolled backwards I laughed out loud

[@memyselfandeye76]

Omg the dog who jumped through the car window 😳

[@ashotofmercury]

Right?? That dog did NOT turn up to play!! 😱😯

[@guardiansanimalrescuestate7289]

They use Cane Corso dogs. Unfortunately, now some very irresponsible people are getting them and they have no clue how to train them. So the poor dogs pay with their lives.

[@yomarcslame]

Go watch dog dynasty to see better here on KZbin

[@hayerubihayerubi5720]

My mother in law wants to rescue a dog. I’ve already contacted them Roubles no object 😉

[@romanator30]

This quite an entertaining. From Ukraine and I approve this message.

[@Jabalpetersan]

Tom Zahner you are just an amazing gene.Kindly find it in your heart to be narrating about notorious criminals in the world.We would be glad.Your voice and command of English is fantastic