Freeze Dried Ground Beef Sausage

[@OrdinarySausage]

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[@200sweet]

hi

[@DomWood]

topper? I barely know 'er!

[@Fnkid6505]

Day 9 of asking ordinary sausage to redo the hot sauce eggs plzz

[@Fnkid6505]

Plz redo the hot sauce egg I been begging for 9 days plz pickle them in hot sauce and boil it...

[@mulldrifterz6469]

Cat food boiled in something when? We know your lust and desire for cat food knows no bounds.

[@mulldrifterz6469]

I bet if it was freeze dried cat food you'd have given it a higher score.

[@echomikoart]

This is a bandwagon I'm willing to embark on

[@InsomnoManiacal]

The feral cackle I just made XD

[@Stomo444]

to put things into perspective, assuming mr sausage's rating scale is linear as suggested by the linearly increasing number of sausages with rating , cat food sausage was 8x better - eight times better - than the freeze dried ground beef sausage with a rating scale of 4/5 vs 0.5/5

[@DaY3eter]

This is gonna be the “If it was called “To Pimp a Butterfly” of this channel

[@BitestheStuff]

Say what you want, but the fine folks at Fancy Feast know how to season a dish.

[@noahboucher125]

The plastic top is just in case you don't want to use all 20 servings at once. You know, in case you're sane.

[@madducks3867]

Oh, that ship has flown.

[@herzogsbuick]

mrs. sausage makes him eat every last bite in one sitting

[@TheSurvivor-tv9jf]

@@madducks3867 that plane has sailed.

[@cosmicastrotoad1119]

That submarine has driven

[@GlitchtaleLover]

That car has sunk.

[@fabian6087]

So this was ground, freezy-dried, canned, shipped, opened, re-hydrated, ground, sausaged, seared. What a journey these cows went on.

[@wind2536]

What a waste of food

[@fabian6087]

@wind2536 First time?

[@PatriotAnimates]

birthed, lived, died, turned to steak, disinfected, frozen, shipped, thawed, ground, froze again, shipped, thawed, freeze dried, canned, shipped, opened, rehydrated, ground, seasoned, sausaged, seared, burst, rated .5

[@dinojack9000]

@@PatriotAnimatesopposite of hydrated and in my lane

[@therealblacktronempire1987]

​​@@wind2536oh boy, this guy hasn't seen the greatest ones yet!

[@timmytuckerson3450]

you can start buying your family coco puffs, to gain their trust... and then one day swap out the freeze dried beef to show them who wears the casing in that meat factory.

[@sabiebright4554]

Keto friendly cereal!

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

@@sabiebright4554 Celiac Disease friendly, too! 😁

[@josh.8104]

Wh-... where do you wear the casing?? Where on the body does the casing go?!?!?!

[@timmytuckerson3450]

@@josh.8104 if you gotta ask you ain't ready for the big leagues

[@monochr0m]

@@josh.8104 :)

[@lochshield11]

carbonated hot dog water

[@Metal_F0X]

It's called IPA

[@JpgSilent]

fried water😭

[@oppositecatchyghost8025]

This made my stomach churn, excellent work.

[@drago6568]

Yes

[@nickpels5772]

Carbonated hot dog

[@momon969]

This stuff is just Futurama's "Bachelor Chow"

[@jonpeer5235]

But does it now come with flavor?

[@matthewnardin7304]

​@@jonpeer5235 it'll be 976 years before they develop flavor technology.

[@mrpickles619]

except Bachelor Chow is advertised to create it's own gravy

[@j-sant-animations8105]

​@@mrpickles619it's most likely chow grease and water which technically is what gravy is made of

[@a_literal_brick]

I unironically want a licensed Bachelor Chow in stores. Freeze dried beef and veggies with gravy powder mixed in. Futurama is back on the air , so the timing is as good as it will ever be

[@SpankusDankus]

"Whats wrong babe? You've barely touched your ground beef cereal!"

[@peepysprite]

As far as Mr. Sausage's experiments go this one is actually useful. imagine you're living in a bunker during a nuclear winter and you waste your only can of freeze dried ground beef trying to make a sausage for your starving family. You all choke to death on the inedible beef sawdust. This channel is going to save lives, mark my worms.

[@willabyuberton818]

Consider your worms marked.

[@bluejediforce]

I added tiny sharpie mustaches to your worms, hope that's what you meant

[@sansationalgaming8420]

I’m gonna eat your worms

[@maddiedoes3571]

tell me about your shoelaces

[@_.--.--._]

I guess I'm replacing all of the survival food in my bunker with cat food

[@j-sant-animations8105]

In my lifetime on KZbin, I can guess that chicken cat food is mainly retired laying hens and leftovers like organs and scraps. And a few handfuls of chemicals and preservatives

[@JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo]

So basically a hamburger sausage with extra steps. Magnificent.

[@kirbboi]

At least it wasn't like THE ELEVEN STEP Nachos.

[@masterfarr8265]

Mr Sausage doesn’t have the balls to make the will it blow box into a sausage

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Nor should he. 😊

[@solDelta]

that's gonna be the one that sends him to the hospital

[@therealblacktronempire1987]

​@@solDeltayour lack of trust appalls me.

[@JubeiKibagamiFez]

Ohhhh, God. We can call that Ebola Sausage.

[@herzogsbuick]

@@JubeiKibagamiFez ooo perhaps to help sooth his symptoms, we mix it with a ricola sausage to make a ribola sausage?

[@Sluxslol]

The lid is in case you want to reseal it. In case you were some kind of weirdo who didn't eat 2 pounds of freeze dried beef in one sitting.

[@stargazer3424]

I’m just imagining the Batmans’ donations looking like the warehouse from the end of Raiders

[@Mrsbatmantee]

I asked him if there’s a corner in his basement that’s just a shrine dedicated to us.

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

All of them with occult iconography supernaturally burned off

[@raggededge82]

top men

[@SpecShadow]

0:17 nice hiss

[@historyduck4402]

Ah, fellow Steve1989mreinfo watcher

[@murph9935]

let's get this out onto a tray

[@sanchovy]

nice

[@rare.and.important.content]

nice reference

[@TobeyFairre7861]

Nice

[@aweillekevin4201]

protip: you're supposed to add your own fat to this, its basically entirely lean for shelf life purposes.

[@Linkiscool115]

4:40 "uhh!" is the best part.

[@kingcrimson4133]

4:52 catastrotic failure

[@AbsintheMindMatt]

I was looking in the comments specifically for this one.

[@herzogsbuick]

i too learned that word today.

[@failmeep5167]

Spreading the cause of Fermented Shark boiled in Surströmming. You must do it, Sausage Man.

[@momon969]

Stop trying to summon eldritch critters into this dimension!

[@alphax4785]

If anything could equal the menthol and Carolina reaper sausages in pungency, this would be it.

[@HomelessPank]

Nuclear coolant runoff

[@lait3967]

They might actually have to burn that house down after lol

[@lakeofrot4198]

Why do you want him to get divorced?

[@halt1931]

my favourite thing about the cat food sausage is we can definitively say that he would rather eat cat food than freeze dried ground beef

[@axelcordova8262]

Finally, a sausage for the zombie apocalypse.

[@billygoatguy3960]

the batmans keep this show afloat mister sausage, be grateful

[@eyesopen6659]

Sand you say? Edible glitter sausage for the holidays!

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

on a festive sausage cake

[@benjamingeiger]

I still want to see you collaborate with Technology Connections. Maybe make a freeze dried sausage sausage? Make a "normal" sausage, freeze dry it, and sausage it again! "Through the magic of sausaging two of them..."

[@javiersaugar376]

COSTCO FOOD COURT SAUSAGE. Order one of each menu item and mixed them together turn it into a sausage and cook on the hot dogger

[@user-gp5yz5yz4x]

holy smokes I cant even remember the last half point

[@flamingolegs]

he made such a beautiful sound when he bit into it

[@Za1diot]

Are the Batman’s just supervillains for Mr sausage

[@ColossalSins]

What in God's name is that full point sausage score art? Is that a pissed in diaper?

[@herzogsbuick]

i have no idea but it made me feel better about myself

[@daka_uri]

we finally got to the episode of ordinary sausage selling vapes to children

[@Oaisus]

Videos Mr. Sausage has avoided cutting himself on the grinder guard: 58

[@Mixinnitup]

Shot in the dark mr. Sausage...the lid was because you didn't need to use all 20 servings in one sitting

[@momomunsta8887]

Take the saw dust meat and glue it together with meat glue making meat partial board. We will be that much closer to meat furniture.

[@Spicy_White_Taco]

Stock or a hearty broth instead of water would go crazy

[@logomarkz]

Boxalo box sausage

[@ethanwinters8393]

Why do I keep watching these?? Such a weird fascination I feel with these videos.

[@guinea_horn]

4:36 the cat bite mark on his right hand lol

[@gaim_goddess3090]

He didn't even say "nice hiss" when opening the can. I'm greatly disappointed.

[@proletariatbourgeoisie9929]

Some would describe this failure as C A T A S T R O T I C

[@mimsy7068]

It's holding onto that beef water for dear life. Very absorbent spongemeat.

[@codywhitaker8620]

01:56 i am saddened at the lack of water, considering how much went into it ya know? But it is understandable I guess.

[@Keoffry1]

The bef was thirste

[@Jvmachine]

Video 70 in a row of asking for fermented shark boiled in surströmming.

[@Enhydra_l]

My dude is trying to make Mr. Sausages wife divorce him

[@eldinringofmisery8529]

You are a mad man🤣

[@samortmann5003]

You just want to see a man snap

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

He won't even do the Japanese Natto Beans in an all natural condom that I gave him $20 for, so I doubt he'll sacrifice his house and sense of smell for that genuinely cruel suggestion 😓 _(though I admit, it'd be good content)_

[@axdntprn]

Rent an Airbnb it'll be fine

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

This is the natural sequel to the dog food sausage.

[@nuclearbombmedia]

The Batmans are truly an evil force

[@fuzz439]

grinding the ground beef was definitely a choice; one that I will stand behind until the day I die

[@mierardi88]

We're getting so close to the Aspic sausage. Im hoping this year for a Christmas Miracle

[@furrymessiah]

0:17 Nice Hiss

[@Mister_Clean]

Now put the freeze dried ground beef in a bowl with milk Meat cereal

[@transientcylon]

This man has been hurt by the Ruby Tuesday salad bar.

[@neilquibell4198]

"It has the consistency of wet sand" Yeah duh, that's why they call it ground beef.

[@butsukete1806]

Some beef is fattier than others, you could tell this was gonna be super dry as it came out the grinder.

[@zenkill24]

Jelly donut sausage Paper cup sausage

[@moomoocupcakes]

Mr. Sausage, please give us the greatest gift this holiday season and make the Mary Kate and Ashley pizza sausage.

[@carsonhales2449]

Video 149 straight asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage!!!

[@Very_Okay]

oh i bet this would be good as hell

[@Mattcho_Libre]

You + Branston Pickle = Happy (and possible friendship)

[@danielbickford3458]

There was a strange old butcher, who's name was Dunderbeck. He was very fond of sausage-meat, and sauerkraut and speck. He made the finest sausages, that ever you did see, Till one day he invented a sausage-meat machine. (Chorus) Oh Dunderbeck! Oh Dunderbeck! How could you be so mean! To ever have invented the sausage-meat machine; Now all the rats and Alley Cats will nevermore be seen; they're off the street and ground up meat in Dunderbeck's machine. One fine day a little boy came walking in the store, He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor; The boy began to whistle, he whistled up a tune, The sausages they jumped, they barked, they danced about the room. One day the thing got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go, So Dunderbeck he crawled inside the hopper to see what's wrong you know; His wife, she had the nightmare, and walking in her sleep, She gave the crank one heck of a yank, and Dunderbeck was meat.

[@herzogsbuick]

i came to the comment sections looking to learn american folk songs i didn't know. and once again, the friends of mr. sausage fail to disappoint me. dunderbeck indeed, sir. dunderbeck indeed.

[@brunosardine1]

this is the first time ive seen you gently place a sausage into the pan

[@EclipseAtDusk]

I betcha the bursts are from the now pretty well used hole-poker thing Constantly slamming it into the wood has no doubt blunted the tips, meaning nowadays you’re tearing through the sausage skin rather than piercing it

[@supahvaporeon]

1 egg for the entire can would have made it not as bursty without harming the flavor. Stuff like this REALLY needs a binder

[@girly_trickster]

I think this might be the second biggest sausage you made, the biggest suasage being the Thanksgiving sausage

[@silverletter4551]

Probably one of your most expensive sausages yet. Freeze dried survival foods cost a fortune

[@JoeAuerbach]

Pretty sure those cans are like 50 bucks on Amazon.

[@CGGongtai]

On the contrary this is probably one of the cheapest, since the Batmans acquired it through surely completely legal methods and donated it.

[@Mrsbatmantee]

@@CGGongtai😉

[@chillyoil528]

@@Mrsbatmantee the legend herself

[@RealRabbit1124]

FUM would be cool if it was not 10,000% more expensive then it needs to be. I can’t justify that enough to even consider purchasing one.

[@SeraphicSolicitor]

I just found this channel this week but I can't picture this guy as anything other than a muppet.

[@MSB3000]

THANK YOU FOR TAKING OUT THE DESICCANT THIS TIME

[@charmanderfan1]

This is probably the most ordinary sausage we're ever gonna get on this channel

[@DrPluton]

I think this might have worked better if the beef was rehydrated longer, but you’re the sausage expert.

[@gamingv1nce7]

Ah the Batmans.

[@Mrsbatmantee]

I may put this as my Discord cover photo lol

[@ianmccoy13]

Uses can opener: "Nice hiss"

[@toooldforgaming]

I'm sure he'll rehydrate some cat kibble soon for a sausage and give it a 4 out of 5

[@EightNineOne]

Fray Bentos pie sausage. If you don’t know what that is, prepare to be pleased.

[@hateslick]

Haha god I can imagine his reaction to one of those things 😂

[@boosh]

“Flavored Air device” - huh?

[@toxicantConsumer]

just a reminder to anyone else who had as visceral of a reaction to seeing mcgruff the crime dog as i did that the Smart Kids album is a real thing that exists in our beautiful world

[@glickspicks1969]

Chicago, Illinois, 60652. The thought that Scruff lived in prime sausage country makes so much sense now. Chicagos got that dawg in it 🌭🌭🌭

[@walter2877]

"Not a single drop of dehydrated beef water" Working as intended, I guess

[@AlvinRamos-md2wp]

the person sending this stuff to him is actually the raccoon who eats out of his garbage

[@Mrsbatmantee]

🦝

[@NotYomama13]

0:08 it's probably to protect the top of the can from contamination since it's meant to be stored away for emergencies.

[@EkimGram]

Mr. Sausage has entered the KZbinr level of Hexclad

[@Shadowmech88]

So what I'm hearing from this is that Mr. Sausage would rather his emergency food supply consist of canned cat food rather than canned ground beef.

[@Flyboy_Gospel]

You should put out an album of all the sausage songs that you sing. Perfect time for the holidays! SAUSAGE SERENADE

[@flemishgiantrabbitlove2869]

Every single one of your videos feel like a fever dream

[@beefsupreme67]

imagine dying to be ground into a paste, cooked, freeze dryed, soaked, ground again, turned into a sausage, and cooked

[@01100101011100100111]

I was fully expecting him to just throw the completely dry ground beef into the grinder with some pork.

[@OctoCultist]

You have to use boiling water when rehydrating it, ideally more than you need and then you drain the excess after it soaks for 10-20 min

[@CEOofNano]

Ah, truly a bright spot on a dark day

[@batshit36]

I think this is the most normal ingredient the Batman’s have sent

[@Spiffelight]

"Not a single drop of the dehydrated beef water" I mean, sounds about right

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

"That's why they call me the Komodo Dragon" Cuz all the cursed sausages you ate linger in your mouth and cause fatal infectious bites?

[@i_died_gaming8669]

You know what to do Mr. Sausage. Freeze dried sausage sausage

[@DrakeGamer85]

3:52 I think the Fievel poster is losing the will to live, since it didn't get anything out of that Will-It-Blow. XD

[@FrostyFrostySnow]

Should probably thank the Batmans for not sending something even worse

[@snoleopard]

Red velvet cake sausage

[@YukiSorrelwood]

That ending caught me off guard.......almost as off guard as the first time I saw a garbage plate, looks ugly, tastes great, you should make it into a sausage.

[@BitestheStuff]

I like to think that the homeless people in Mr. Sausage's area eat like kings when they get his leftovers.

[@shaunock]

The fabled half-point! Only in the whispers of my ancestors have I heard of it before.

[@birddad]

The fact that Mr. Sausage continues to trust the Batmans will always surprise me. I mean, they cheated at Mario Party! C'mon!

[@Mrsbatmantee]

HEY

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

I thought the Batmans were starting to lose their touch but after seeing the number of servings and the shelf life, and then that all the school lunch frozen pizza beef nodules were freeze-dried (and could reasonably scan to people initially as dog food), I realized how wrong I was

[@jeremywatson9528]

With all due respect because I really love you and the channel… I don’t think anyone here is a doctor

[@WevvMang]

Sausage the “will it blow?” Box

[@parliecharker4316]

of course the crisp mint is your favorite flavor, you sick, sick man.

[@EastofAll]

Probably the most tame thing the Batmans could send, actually. Just some really shitty beef.

[@Mrsbatmantee]

I was really curious about the texture honestly lol

[@Aaron-ne4kr]

I'm betting that it you read the directions, he didn't actually soak it long enough to fully rehydrate, and that's why the end product was dry. Though I'm also guessing it also would have been well served with the addition of a little pork fat.

[@DrBananananananananananananana]

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