Friday Night Fights

Stephen introduces his favorite new game, #FridayNightFights. Two nouns enter, one noun leaves.
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[@KurtMueller]

Stephen has 7 brothers. In order not to make any of his brothers mad, he chose his best friend. Other dude has many friends. In order to not make any of them mad, he chose his brother. It's not that hard people :).

[@resellworld]

+Kurt Mueller ....That could be true....or not. Who cares tho? Do you think anyone years later is sitting around wondering why they weren't chosen as the Best man? Nope. Men don't give a fuck about Weddings, that shit is for FEMALES.

[@fatemehhajizadehsaffar6882]

this

[@ItsFazsha]

I was best man at 3 guys weddings; don't tell me you're not honored when your buddy picks you.

[@reneelucero2923]

ressellworld you're dumb

[@lumariadp]

I'm so so so so happy to see Paul Dinello.

[@KHSmith95]

Stephen taking some cues from ERB with that Vader vs. Hitler I see.

[@Hydrein17]

He is a Master-Debator.

[@fatemehhajizadehsaffar6882]

is #masterdebator trending yet?

[@comradelittleone8650]

+Samuel Gillies (Hydrein) do you think he gets his pens from penisland

[@Walter.bumble]

Destate a

[@MrAlbedo39]

Nothing makes me smile more than when Colbert legitimately cracks up. :)

[@stoicite7]

Freddie Mercury vs. Queen Elizabeth -- bahaha!

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

+David Ayres Which one's the bigger queen...

[@bills755]

Michael Jordan wins; Has LeBron saved any Looney Tunes from space monsters?

[@zapzeus988]

Mister Jellyneck!!

[@Buenomars]

EPIIIIIICC RAAAAP BAAAAAATTLLLES of history!

[@MrSumima]

It's time for a EPIC RAAAP DEATH BAAATTLLLLLLLES of HISTORYYY!

[@ahorrell]

I love that Stephen is letter his inner geek fly free

[@faded_ink3545]

Babies love myyrh!

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

+IIIFadedinkIII A-MYYRH-ICA!

[@samledoux2427]

So now Colbert is pretty much playing improv games on his show? Awesome.

[@yasalenlasestrellas5913]

He should do more improv-related segments on the show.

[@groundcontroltouncletom953]

this, midnight confessions and the furry hat keep 'em comin'

[@daniellambson7037]

"Nothing makes your mind worse then having to live in Cleveland" Stephen 2016

[@GrandiaKnight]

Clearly someone at the Late Show has been playing Superfight over the holidays.

[@PeregrineX7]

This is the dumbest, most amazing thing ever!

[@Bramble451]

Santa's got corporate sponsors behind him. Thanos is going down!

[@BlakieTT]

"with a lightsaber!" CALLED IT! :D

[@EineTasseKaffe]

Geoffrey!

[@TheSoapyandPhil]

: **It isn't an energy hammer, it's a light construct of a hammer**

[@wafl423]

Santa fought the entirety of Apokalips' defenses, Darkseid himself included, to deliver the god of evil a lump of coal.

[@tangibleblockofwisdom6386]

hfs Paul Dinello is writer producer for Colbert. I love this man. By which I mean BOTH

[@yoshiplaysmc2163]

Stephen with that jab at LeBron though, damn.

[@ViperRob]

Why does Jordan have a genie lamp? Shouldn't that be Shaq? KAZAAM!

[@bubba1937]

Santa wins his the strongest mutant ever

[@daryl3328]

+SpocketteINFJ I think you mean "sleighs" that one..

[@ilikemysugarwithcoffeeandcream]

Cleveland, Ohio is an amazing place truth be told.

[@Cardaysing55]

santa is considered to be one of the most powerful mutants in the galaxy...

[@Sir_Flopsalot]

It really depends on if that genie is Shaq

[@MrKJ444]

+flopinator they must of read this comment! lol

[@Sir_Flopsalot]

MrKJ444 Holy fuck, I just watched it, they read my comment for sure.

[@HiveFleetUlfang1]

TV money ain't enough no more, gotta get that sweet nectary internet money too dawg

[@mr.meeseeks8567]

Thanos is 6'7 and Lebron is 6'8..... LB is taller Thanos. Something about that just doesn't sit right with me.

[@vita_gratis]

+Mr. Meeseeks It's gettin' weeeeiiiirrrd!

[@SpeedOfThought1111]

+Mr. Meeseeks Lebron would pee his pants if he was face to face with Thanos, who would crumple LJ up into a basketball & dunk with it Space Jam style.

[@romxxii]

+Mr. Meeseeks Thanos is also twice as wide as Lebron at the very least.

[@IceColdProfessional]

Um excuse me folks, the match up was between Thanos and Santa, not LJ.

[@ArborDaze]

+Heroic Love They're talking generally.

[@resellworld]

I like how Stephens voice completely changed and made this actually sound like Sportscenter.

[@bari891]

My favorite segment.

[@chickadee677]

I guess they haven't seen Weird Al's video, The Night Santa went Crazy. There's no question who would win.

[@DethroneME]

gave me nerd chills! ahahaha.

[@TheDajamster]

Santa will win - he has a secret advantage. He is a Timelord & the sleigh is his TARDIS - bigger on the inside & can hop through time at will. Could easily go back to the time before Thanos was powerful & whup the @&%# out of him.

[@michaelconnell1010]

Bah, Stephen clearly hasn't done enough research on Thanos as he forgot to mention he has something that can match Santa's reindeer...the Thanoscopter

[@JackSassyPants]

...Is no one going to mention Space Jam?

[@DannyDHidalgo]

That was awesome!

[@DanLink9000]

Thanos is single? I thought he had a thing going on with Death? Or was the relationship one-sided?

[@anthonyleach7608]

it is one sided as death would use him to kill

[@Tabletop-Newtype]

Plus lady death has a thing for wade Wilson aka deadpool

[@zim57]

+The Juan Mendoza Nah, she made him immortal so he wouldn't bug her anymore.

[@ecchicharmed]

Plus, he's a fuckboy.

[@TagRoss]

basically, Relationship status: it's complicated

[@mzc102908]

Thanos is mad short bro. He's like the Danny Devito of Titan

[@tyro244]

How about a FNF between- 1967 William Shatner VS 1977 Harrison Ford?

[@pillcosby3581]

Who would win in a staring contest...Stephen Colbert or Jim Carrey? This would be epic!

[@tarico4436]

MJ has three weaknesses, not one: baseball, gambling, and golf.

[@BlakieTT]

If you like geeky battles like this, check out TableTalk from SourceFedNERD and Movie Fights from Screen Junkies ♥

[@yisraelkatz1958]

Colbert, get Screwattack's DeathBattle guys on this for the next segment.

[@thekrakenexperiment280]

This is cool, I'm excited to see the results.

[@jeremyedmond3095]

For the undercard, I'm going for Thanos in the first round. With an Infinity Gauntlet, Thanos can slow time to stand-still & pound that jolly old fart until he's roasting on an open fire.

[@Takashijsi]

Lol, when I read the description of this vid I thought 2 nuns were going to fight each other... Was fairly disappointed when I realised there wouldn't be a single nun fighting in this vid.

[@avenger1825]

5:00 - as an Ohioan I just cried a bit. Still hopeful for a championship though, the teams pretty kickass :P

[@ianbaker672]

that genie may be limited in power, but that ring can't do shit

[@perfectlyMessy]

oh cool! Below 50 views club! Totally doesnt matter. And yay for new segment!

[@mkinjustice8231]

James for sure

[@trevorpollo]

Paul < Steven Thanos > Santa LeBron James < Michael Jordan

[@TheSoapyandPhil]

I'm guessing all TV prodcuers have a resemblance to Jordan Schlansky.

[@DrChallenged]

I love it

[@AlWikowonkavitz]

Michael Jordan wishes to also be a Green Lantern. There you go. Plus Lebron didn't save any Looney Tunes. :P

[@Heavenlydreamer]

lol :D Thank #you

[@legacyremains7416]

I think M.J. wins by wishing Cobe to help Lebron.

[@gmacwizard8890]

Santa is a embodiment of Christmas so if youre trying to kill santa you are trying to kill Christmas I have read enough comic books to know there is no villain that can kill Christmas Santa wins

[@frostychickenprods]

I was the one he mentioned on Twitter

[@paulcoy9060]

in a marvel comic, didn't santa give thanos a piece of coal? Or am I thinking of Dr. Doom? And doesn't screen junkies do something like this?

[@Bluegallardo619]

Wrong Jordan has 6 of the 9 power rings and that would destroy Lebrons single ring without needing the lamp at all

[@adriansedano3339]

Thanos and Michael Jordan

[@Hydrein17]

Hi Steven.

[@uno3716]

Where is Jake the intern..?

[@mcrazza]

Michael Jordan all the way. Why? Because he's Michael f*cking Jordan.

[@caylya7869]

If you use dc Santa he would win

[@allenvikramchochinov5940]

This is a poor mans "weekly planet" Vs episode

[@fordskool]

Did Santa win?

[@Gintoki7]

woop woop I made it to the first 20 viewers out of thousands, im a KZbin star yip yipeee

[@Aeriqui]

@Daniel Harris super one-sided. Dude was a needy crybaby

[@uknownunkown752]

Thanos

[@Tommorow1994]

Lebron all day.

[@Gintoki7]

second

[@dasnamesmaltos]

first

[@bertagriese8282]

Boring

[@FartSmucker]

Thanos > Everything