Friday the 13th (2009) - The Cinema Snob

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[@FabledHeroes3351]

Stoned Gremlin Productions Uh snob your a little early with this one Friday The 13th is this Friday

[@Turbo_Waitress]

Brad, is the “buy now” link from the Jesus, Bro site still okay to use? It’s a different storefront than this link, so I just wanted to make sure.

[@shellac23]

Lloyd rules!!

[@samw.1608]

Great review as always Brad! P.S., There's also the 1979 horror film The Orphan which is sometimes known as Friday The 13th

[@francescagonzalezramos9442]

Do Disturbing Behavior movie review, please?

[@defender2222]

Last time I was this early Jason was still just wearing a potato sack

[@beejay271]

After boat hits girl:...."And then her brother was raised as a girl by her crazy aunt." Nice one! lol😂

[@polsdofer]

Sleepaway camp?

[@TonyLikeGames2]

Yep

[@MajorShanks]

"That's a dick."

[@randalgraves6979]

👀 Roy’s the killer….. 🤦🏻‍♂️ I mean, Angela’s a boy.

[@erikwilliams1562]

Sleepaway Camp, the gift that keeps on giving

[@glennwelsh9784]

Everyone together now -- "...Jail. HE'S BACK! The Man Behind The Mask!"

[@ravagesektor]

It's funny because I introduced my daughter to that song yesterday and she loved it. Can't go wrong with Alice Cooper.

[@ludocrious7898]

@@ravagesektor you should also listen to Lordi covering that song, even better in my opinion

[@FreneticZetetic]

“...JAIL.”

It took Snob 13 years, but he's finally done with the "Friday the 13th" series. Yes, that amount of time is coincidental. And since it's the end of reviewing the franchise, allow me to conclude with... Jail.

[@MegamanXfan21xx]

It would have been even more amazing if he waited a few more days to post it on Friday the 13th.

[@Jar0fMay0]

....He's back. The man behind the mask.

[@scaryrumpus]

Are u a overweight 39 yr old?

[@jessehammond9710]

Maybe he can't look into some of the TV series for DVR Hell.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

I used to be a 32 year old smoker and a 23 year old smoker...of something from the begining of the movie ;) ............................... ..........more And if you guessed that I made a bong out of Pamela's decapitated head...what's wrong with You? How would that even work? No, sseriously! Send me your blueprints. The winner gets a prize

[@superstarultra28]

I feel so bad for Clay in this film. He's just trying to find his sister and everyone is giving him shit for no reason!

[@Doctor_Odin]

George Gerardi It’s not really for no reason it’s just Suggest that They know Jason still alive and only tolerate him because he keeps to the woods. Which begs the question why didn’t they tell Pamela.

[@FrenchPaul1988]

There is a reason: everyone is a fucking prick. Like in pretty much every slasher since the mid/late 1990s.

[@marcen12]

His brother, Dean, would love to take care of these assholes.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Yeah!

[@latayesha]

​@@Doctor_Odinthen why do people still live in the woods!?! Wtf?!?!???

[@Jaytheradical]

Finally. He's back. The man behind the mask.

[@cashomnitrix]

Jaytheradical “Jail”

[@TheAustinWoolShow]

Brad's face isn't ugly. He's actually getting more handsome as he ages. I call it the Sean Connery effect. Oh and #justiceforbentramer

[@mordaciousfilms]

Agreed. When he said that I thought - "he honestly looks better now than he did before." :P

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Lmao 🤣

[@edmund184]

but he badly needs a good toupee, like Gene Siskel

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Why, you baldist! A lot of women/men Love shaved heads! Also, maybe Brad likes it that way!! It's cool to look like the Zombie, on the Dawn of the Dead poster. DEEP CUT for longtime fans! 'I wouldn't be caught Dead, without a Bald head!' ONYX It's fun to think of other's feelings...sometimes ;) Give it a try, you might Like it :) Cheers from Canada

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

I doubt he truely feels that way. Chances are, it's just a little self-deprecating Humor.

[@Llyander]

Upvoted just for Lloyd's Out of Context 9-1-1 Lone Star Clip of the Week.

[@randalgraves6979]

#LloydApproved

[@michaelryall5752]

Not a terrible remake, though it had its obvious flaws *cough* Trent *cough* . But what took me out of the film was that I kept waiting for Jensen Ackles to come out and say that their dad was on a hunting trip and hadn't been home in a few days.

[@BabysitterSky]

Oh man poor ol Jason wouldn't stand a chance against the Winchesters.

[@glennwelsh9784]

Eh, he was too busy getting stalked in the My Bloody Valentine remake.

[@GasmaskAvenger]

@@glennwelsh9784 technically he did the...ummm...yeah spoilers.

[@rolandofgilead43]

nice one i'm a Supernatural fan and i was surprised that Brad didn't do a SPN joke. actually i think Jared regrets making this one i think? or was it the house of wax remake i forget which or both.

[@MrPicklecopter]

@@rolandofgilead43 he literally says in the video he didn't watch Supernatural.

[@TomFrichek]

I enjoyed how many of the kills reflected summer camp activities (archery, axe-throwing, even weenie roasting).

[@austinharris9077]

@KJ Beast Making smores?

[@TomFrichek]

@KJ Beast Screenwriting laziness!

[@Doctor_Odin]

KJ Beast Tending the fire pit

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

LMAO!!!😂😆🤣😂😆🤣

[@thatmaninblack]

Friday the 13th (2009) - The Supernatural episode when Sam Winchester goes for a monster-hunt alone and has to fight a with machete wielding zombie.

[@christopherrichardson2945]

And a crossover with an alternate timeline of “The Mentalist” where Grace Van Pelt is on an undercover assignment for the CBI

[@Richterdgf]

How original, a lame joke alluding to another role an actor played. Truly, you are the height of wit.

[@thatmaninblack]

@@Richterdgf : What joke? I didn't tell any joke. The 13th movie kinda felt like a Supernatural episode. 27 had no problem with my comment. Do you often surf on the Internet and insult random people for no reason? How sad is that...

[@MissSallyB1]

@@Richterdgf like Snob doesn't make those cracks all the time?...

[@caitlinbrewer4843]

"looking for my sister" would be the kind of cover story Sam would use.

[@Robobagpiper]

So I went to Google, which has the answer from Quora: there are 173 lakes named Crystal Lake in the US. Probably all near towns named Springfield.

[@jag92949]

Peter Walker Crystal Lake, Michigan is near Sleeping Bear Dunes. Springfield Township, Michigan is between Flint and Detroit along I-75.

[@gremlinfinger5964]

Crystal lake in Stafford Connecticut is about 40 minutes from Springfield Massachusetts

[@LupineShadowOmega]

BRAD! You had one job, one job. Some Supernatural jokes...you even teased me, only to betray me in the end. Good job. I laughed pretty hard.

[@Shiirow]

"I dont like fish." "Thats not what you told me." Is she burning him or herself?

[@PaceBreaker]

Yes

[@randalgraves6979]

That’s alot of fish. 😐

[@dragoninthewest1]

I know certain foods can affect the taste like eating a lot of Curry.

[@demh7823]

The Winchester brothers seem to have a thing for starring in unnecessary remakes of 1980's horror movies.

[@robertstuart480]

I like the "My Bloody Valentine" remake.

[@heynae2016]

I was just thinking that. Perhaps that's how they got their start.

[@samfanhellyeah]

It was because of the writers strike at the end if S3. Which gave Jensen and Jared time off. So they where both free to do movies. That's why they where done at the same time.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

don't forget about HOUSE OF WAX 2005

[@Corthmic]

@@robertstuart480 It was honestly pretty good

[@ExplorerDS6789]

All these people getting slaughtered and all I'm thinking about is that poor baby, hoping that rattlesnake didn't bite him.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

LOL. But seriously, I looked up the clip after seeing this video. They rescue the kid just in time. Load off my mind. I cared far more about him than the mindless dickheads in this movie.

[@harrisonmckinney7659]

The Stepfather remake this Father’s Day and Halloween 3 this Halloween would make this a perfect year.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Harrison McKinney didn’t he already do HALLOWEEN III?

[@AussieDragoon]

@@TheRealNormanBates Nah, that was on 80s Dan

[@XardionZ]

Brad dropping a Friday the 13th review early? It's gonna be a good day. *Jail.*

[@SlipperyPeteClassic]

I remember reading that in the original script, the girl that dies in the water was originally going to die by Jason letting her tire out and drown. Instead, he simply sticks a machete through a dock and into the top of the head. A real missed oppurtunity to do something different.

[@FrenchPaul1988]

A death like that would work better with Freddy I think. Have someone afraid of water (not Jason) he'd make drown seems close to his MO. (I say not Jason but I feel it's more or less how he tried to kill him in Freddy vs Jason)

[@theotakux5959]

7:21 I saw a midnight screening of this when it came out, and the woman behind me genuinely thought that was the ending.

[@BearPawSwipe]

This movie had PEAK dialogue. I remember laughing super hard when he called that chick's fun bags "stupendous". I might need to go watch this again for a good chuckle.

[@harryparsons2750]

“You have perfect nipple placement baby” lmfao

[@jakemitchell616]

Friday the 13th 2009 budget: $19 million. The Invisible Man budget: $9 million. He’s right about Blumhouse being able to do so much more with much less.

[@Gideon13397]

Not all their films are masterpieces though 😏.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

@@Gideon13397 But all their movies arecbetter than the PlatinumDunes movies

[@Gideon13397]

@@jesusramirezromo2037 The Friday The 13th remake was not a great film but it was a decent 2000's slasher film. The only bad thing about it was how the characters were written. They were cookie-cutter slimeballs waiting to get the stab, most(if not all) Blumhouse films have decent characters and a well written plot except the likes of(Happy Death Day, Truth or Dare, Fantasy Island, Ouija, The Exeter, Area 51, The Darkness).

[@KaleidosXXI]

@@Gideon13397 The 2000's are widely regarded as the low point in slasher history, so that's not a very good standard to try and meet, and honestly it was bad even by those standards. Uninspired kills, continuing the least liked Jason design, a cast comprised of completely forgettable and unlikable meat bags that only exist to get killed (we're also stuck with them for the movie), bad effects, a complete non-plot, and an ending that just happens because apparently the movie got bored and decided to cut to credits even though the active conflict is literally ongoing and nothing whatsoever has been resolved. The opening credits could've literally been the ending credits and nothing would've changed besides the body count, in no way is that a decent slasher film from any era.

[@brunnow2367]

Blumhous has a basic system finance small budget so if fail less loss or if hit big well your in the money

[@chrisazylum6624]

The end of an era! I've enjoyed Brad's Friday The 13th reviews! They were fun! May this series rest in peace!

[@GoofballAndi]

wait this video ISNT getting released in 4 days? ya know, on friday the 13th? colour me surprised

[@gRinchY-op5vr]

Brad's day is always Monday, no exceptions!

[@sleepykittyH]

NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Hi :p

[@Mitwadus]

TriBop jail

[@Ghoulies]

I like how Nolan still turns around to look annoyed.. *after* an arrow went through his brain

[@TheJokesterSCR]

Dude, this remake was the most Friday The 13th movie we've ever gotten. It does everything the series is known for but it's much more entertaining and the kills are kick ass.

[@papapetunia4905]

I no like movie

[@jasonjones7451]

41yr old life long rabid friday the 13th fan and that's exactly my thoughts on this one, it's everything I wanted for years a bad ass jason movie back at crystal lake, and that's what they gave me, I f***** love it

[@AC-gb7do]

Having one of the Winchester brothers’ actors in this, they could have cast the other one, not refer to them as Winchesters and had an unofficial Supernatural movie.

[@thebolas000]

"What's the lore on how we beat this guy?" "Apparently you blow him up and don't eat the heart." "Why the hell would I?" One episode and a tv budget explosion later you're all done.

[@emistyledxd545]

That would've been 100% better than the actual film I approve

[@AussieDragoon]

Dean was too busy remaking another slasher movie

[@asura2545]

I watch you now for 10 years. I love your content. Thank you for sharing your passion with us and the opportunity to see many movies I would have never known about :)

[@jwnj9716]

Decent remake. It already feels like you are watching just any other Friday the 13th sequel....or....another Supernatural episode.

[@Doctor_Odin]

Jw Nj right format not enough substance to make it unique.The stuff they had for substance like Jason being a pot farmer and the tunnels are severely lacking. Because He actually needs for that just brings up more questions. Along with the town‘s reaction that suggests that a bunch of the residents know Jason is still alive. Which begs the question why didn’t they tell Pamela.

[@SLiMmcl]

@@Doctor_Odin It was suggested at the start of the movie that the weed they are going to find is their friends. (And he even tells them the location of it) The Tunnels is where he stays to be hidden and to hear his traps (Like the bell to suggest where somebody is at and get around the campground unseen) And all the 1 lady in the town said is "When people go missing they don't turn up" (So logic would dictate that person is dead but she was blunt about it) And the cop suggested the girl and her boyfriend ran away. 2 out of 3 of these I don't know where you got that lol. I kind of agree that the tunnels make it a "How the hell did you make all of this?" Issue but we get a time skip from 1980-2009... Thats alot of time for alot of digging lol. (Since they established it has been abandoned since.)

[@Doctor_Odin]

Franklin Stine The only thing with the friend that suggested that he have sampled the weed at one point. And the fact First half of the victims Had the weed connection. The way the Townsfolk act towards him looking for his sister suggest they’re hiding something and what’s there to hid but Jason. The sheriff was doing his damnedest not to go into the woods.To the point where he threatens clay if doesn’t leave.

[@SLiMmcl]

@@Doctor_Odin Please send that message again because I have a notification but no message. (Thanks)

[@SLiMmcl]

@@Doctor_Odin Exactly so if they have a connection to the weed guy then Jason can't be a pot farmer lol The sheriff was getting sick of him being there in general. (They had a conversation like Clay has been bothering everybody for the past x amount of time since his sister went missing.) I think its safe to say if they knew about jason they would just send a group there to shoot him. (In this version he is just a human till the Jump out Water scene.) Sorry for taking so long the Comment finally showed back up. (For some reason it was missing beforehand)

[@grapeshot]

That arrow kill was pretty cool. Also the explanations about how it seemed he had teleportation powers but it was actually tunnels. I don't know something about that seemed off but maybe it's just me.

[@spittinvenom9843]

How’d he dug the tunnels? And reinforce them? With what tools? And how’d he pay for or get electricity ⚡️? Did he start digging as a kid or as an adult?

[@DarkseidJoshua]

Lloyd: "Why'd it have to be snakes" Better get Kevin Bacon's character from part 1 to deal with the snakes.

[@ombiance6542]

Well, at least we know what's for dinner

[@DarkseidJoshua]

@@ombiance6542 "Marcy!!!"

[@MikePhalin]

I remember going to see this not long after the recession caused my company to lay us off. I was somehow more miserable watching this than I was when I became unemployed.

[@mikailthomas1466]

"Actually it's a remake so is teeerible" gets me every time.

[@mindlessgonzo]

Hope to god Paramount doesn't take this down, either.

[@FrenchPaul1988]

The review of Part VII has been blocked. 😥

[@DTFenn]

@@FrenchPaul1988 grrrrrrrrrr

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

New Line has domestic rights so it didn't happen. Paramount has the non American rights.

[@grantbitman1448]

If they were going to remake a Friday the 13th movie, they should have done Jason Takes Manhattan.

[@elscorpio4821]

When the guy on the speedboat gets shot through the head with an arrow he's actually able to turn his head and have a look behind him lol

[@cjkalandek996]

Fun fact: The character Trent in this film is not only the same actor who played a similarly named character in _Transformers_ (he was Mikaela's boyfriend who she dumps at the beginning), but there's a theory that it's actually the same character because this was a Michael Bay production. That sounds understandably stupid, but let's be honest. In a film this bad, I wouldn't mind an Autobot or Decepticon to show up and start hacking away at these people.

[@Thomaswake]

I am not making this canon in my head

[@Melvinshermen]

What i heard this is true

[@futuredeadcamper1736]

Lloyd’s clip of the week is really what we all were waiting for

[@randalgraves6979]

#LloydApproved

[@martincann5052]

Joke's on the snake, that baby's really Heracles.

[@TheAirBear2000]

"Best to my knowledge, there is not a Friday the 13th that takes place on World Sleep Day." Freddy vs Jason begs to differ! Too bad you've already reviewed that one.

[@jsc315]

Is it me or is Jason here the good guy here for killing all these annoying characters

[@phreakazoith2237]

he is still the bad guy because it took him so long.

[@TheSefirosu200x]

No. They may be assholes, sure, but they don't deserve to be murdered. That's a serious problem with slasher movies.

[@Shiirow]

@@TheSefirosu200x still doesnt make me sad when they die though.

[@PaceBreaker]

@@TheSefirosu200x Trent seems like the dickhead who would pull a hit and run and leave someone to die and have his rich daddy bribe the cops and the judge. Everyone else, nah. But they'e all Jason's type.

[@barachiel212]

Seriously, someone needs to just start doing "Supernatural vs Horror Movie Slasher" crossover films. Given Jensen and Jared already pop up randomly in these re-makes, it'd be a goldmine. Pit Slasher Killer Immortality vs Main Character Shields as the boys struggle to keep a cast of likable supporting characters (gasp) alive against the rampaging monster, only with a much bigger budge, time for actual fight choreography, and trademarked baddies. =D

[@gamingdemon12]

Sam and Dean Winchester VS. Jason? I'd binge watch that

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

The reason why Jared was cast in this was because they were gonna plan out a Supernatural Episode, where the brothers took on Jason Voorhees.

[@gatormike74]

I think Friday the 13th would still be appropriate for World Sleep Day considering the fact that Jason made multiple people sleep forever.

[@dredre_lj2003]

Take a shot when every time Brad Jones makes a "Angela Baker" joke in a Friday the 13th movie, it's just so funny lol.

[@turokrambo5617]

To me Clay was what made this a more interesting story. He was like the next Tommy. I wish they would had made a Sequel of him more and bringing an older Tommy Garvis Back to help him kill Jason.

[@monkeyangelo717]

“You don’t understamd. It’s a parable for the war on drugs.” - some fool at a college halloween party

[@judsongaiden9878]

3:25 So did the events of the first movie take place in 1979 or 1980? 10:45 Funny you should phrase it that way when THIS exists: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZ3MdImkbK6WbJo 19:16 Jason Vs. Evil Bong 19:56 Amityville Leprechaun. Fitting since both Leprechaun and Amityville went to "the hood" and also to space.

[@deltaprime3509]

You could do a review of the fan film never hike alone on the next Friday the 13th

[@TimeBomb014X]

End of an era, Brad's done all of the Friday The 13th Movies

[@CyberSpider35]

"CW version of the First Blood". God damnit, Brad - stop giving them ideas!

[@WinterFox1000]

I still remember seeing this one in theaters with my dad, was hard to watch though, not because it was actually scary or anything but because some parents allowed their their three kids (if I had to guess ages 10, 8 and 5 respectively) watch it alone with no adults. Not sure if I should call that bad parenting or bad management on the theaters part.

[@thEannoyingE]

I like that the show has turned into The Soup for 5 seconds with a clip of the week.

[@joshmarshall7138]

I feel like it would have been more appropriate to show the kid shooting the EMTs coming through the door in the Lloyd's 911 Lone Star out of context clip of the week, but hey, that show is freaking nuts!

[@sesfilmsllc]

7:48 I didn’t know this would turn into an episode of supernatural?

[@robertschneck8583]

I don't know where the remake is supposed to be taking place, but that is definitely not New Jersey

[@peterlananna3999]

One of the reasons I never understood the hate this remake got is that literally all of the criticisms directed at it could easily be applied to every other film in the franchise.

[@grantmoore8228]

Trust me when I say I'm by no means a major Friday the 13th fan but I think why some people hate this movie is because it's too generic. Yeah a lot of the same things happen in the other movies but the other movies had a girl with psychic powers, a copycat killer, a trip to New York, Jason possessing people who eat his heart and going to outer space. Those things weren't always good but they did try to change the formula up from movie to movie. This remake however is straight up as standard a Friday the 13th film you can find. I guess it goes back to the classic mantra "if you aren't going to do anything new with a movie then why remake it at all?"

[@vistea1]

What Grant pretty much said. The sequels for Friday the 13th at least would do a gimmick to differentiate themselves from the first couple movies like part 3 being 3-D, or a new person becomes Jason in Part 5. This one is just Jason stabbing people with his machete in the woods like parts 1 and 2.

[@tskmaster3837]

3:55 Come on, that's Nana Visitor. She deserves more than a "Rhea Perlman" reference. You could do Star Trek or how about that Night Court episode where she tries to kill the narrator of Texas Chainsaw Massacre? "Seen it."

[@PaceBreaker]

Oh snap, that is her! I completely missed that!

[@TheBattlesword]

6:04 it took me a while to figure out whether or not Brad added that, it was that jarring

[@cottontail1039]

19:54 Yay, I was hoping you'd review a special movie for next week! :)

[@breakfastfoodanddarkhaired280]

Ok stay with me...are the teens breaking and entering onto Jasons private property ? Is...is he within his rights to stand his ground?

[@papapetunia4905]

No you’re not within your rights to surprise kill campers that are unaware camping on your grounds wtf, “stand your ground” there not trying to take his land wtf. If Jason really wants to be left alone he should build a fukin fence around his land An set signs saying “no trasspasing” with all his fukn free time

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@@papapetunia4905 First of all, there is a law that actually states that if someone is on your property uninvited, anything you do to them is nice and legal. That being said it doesn't apply to Jason as while Trent is a jerk, it is his Cottage and for once Jason is trespassing on someone else's property.

[@papapetunia4905]

@@Shanethefilmmaker it wouldn't hold up in court, no verbal warnings to leave the property, plus the law you are talking about sates that the property owner has to be in a structure{house} that law states "kill" not "anything" ontop of that you need reasonable suspicion they are attempting to commit a crime .An the campers can say they had no idea they were on anyone's land a fair case on a large wooded property, Jason has not stated they are on his land an then proceeds to kill them one at a time. not out of fear or protection of his land(which is necessary to be legal) but straight hunting them, an especially if the bodies are recovered an they see the gruesome way they all went out it would be clear to see that they were trying to run an save there own lives. You cannot hunt people who end up on your property , under these circumstances Jason would be charged with murder .

[@TheRealNormanBates]

I have to agree: Trent kind of ruined this film (though his girly scream when he died almost made it worth it), but the hyper stylized look didn’t help either. Look, I love BLADE RUNNER as much as any art film aficionado (unless you’re name is Susan), but you still have to “see” what you’re looking at. When everything is dark, contrasty and selectively lighted, it just wears you out after a while. The lack of nudity didn’t help either (though that scene (at 15:44) in the bathroom still makes me laugh. The girl goes in, and the window sill is open maybe 6 inches with knickknacks on the sill... yet _somehow_ Jason got through it _and_ hid in the shower. I wished you showed that whole scene, Brad, as it’s actually kinda hilarious)

[@thehorrorhound6575]

Monroville the lack of nudity? There were a pair of tits on screen every 20 minutes it seemed lol

[@doctorfeinstone6524]

The movie was filled with Bay-isms even if he didn't actually direct the movie. All the platinum dunes remakes were like this

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Cody McCollum I haven’t seen it since it was in theaters. I’m probably confusing it with every other horror movie that’s come out in the past 20 years (where you can’t show tits anymore and if you want an R rating you throw in some pot smoking)

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Doctor Feinstone the one thing I _don’t_ remember being carried over (thankfully) was the 1 to 3 second editing.

[@doctorfeinstone6524]

@@TheRealNormanBates fortunately

[@yami122]

The mask finding scene is really weird because the creators and interviews talk about how they Wanted to tackle moments from the previous movies that was their whole motivation for making this reboot And one of the moments they're most excited for was he creating a scenario for him to find the mask only for the movie to just have him find it out of nowhere no unique story to it nothing memorable about it you'll forget in a week how that character got the mask

[@harryparsons2750]

Who cares how he got a mask?

[@spittinvenom9843]

Thought this was solid entry, trying to keep respect for original but expands Jason as a vicious Hunter/predator with superior killing skills

[@charlesmocata4845]

If it didn't feature some of the most unlikable characters in the franchise then it'd be great.

[@AnnieBoBannie421]

Couldn't wait for them to be dead!! Didn't even care about 'Clay' !! Tommy was last character you could root for and they screwed that up too!

[@phreakazoith2237]

some of the most unlikable and forgettable I suppose. Wasn't too long since I watched it and yet I was confused with Snob showing us these stupid campers and not the dudes driving to the cottage to begin with.

[@Emo-Otaku66]

I think Part 7 had some pretty crappy characters

[@ravensflockmate]

Why do people care if the neatbags are likeable

[@Melvinshermen]

Fun fact this remake and transformer is part same universe, i am not even joking

[@SamuelBrown92]

Guilty pleasure...I always enjoyed this movie

[@AussieDragoon]

you could do never hike alone for a future friday the 13th

[@ClintonomoBay]

I feel like this was the best we could get out of a remake of F13. The kills were pretty impressive, the acting was good, and i like that it touched on previous movies in some way.

[@Alesiopdv]

8:43 he says "frat jackasses" but the closed caption put "franchise gases" and that´s honestly more fitting XP

[@fingerknives4130]

Thank you for that Sleepaway Camp reference. You have made my day

[@nicklager1666]

Not a terrible reimagening. I do feel they play it a bit to straight and gritty. I didnt get that from the earlier films. On the question if Mears was ready to play Jason he said no worries i have dad issues. Not sure if that is reassuring Jason had mom issues.

[@NeptuneRising70]

Crystal Pepsi...what a flashback! I remember when people thought it was healthy because it was clear.

[@diohyuga6737]

He did it. He finally did it. He finally reviewing the remake.🔥🔥🔥

[@doesthislookunsure894]

perfection as always

[@BlackAdam1231]

Hey Snob take a look at Never Hike Alone it’s has both Tommy and Deputy Rick from Jason Lives in it

[@dcbeatsmarvel3627]

I grew up with Friday the 13th part 3 and tbh i really love 2009 version its my second favorite best of Jason films.

[@akiraslayer7934]

It took quite a few years but sadly were finally done with F13th... Now to go back and rewatch them all again!

[@andrewblanchard2398]

BRAD I'm happy your still doing these REVIEWS

[@StarshineGoomba]

Next Friday the 13th? Never Hike Alone. The one after that? Friday the 13th: Vengeance. After that... there are more coming.

[@expeditocolladojr5240]

Ronda Collins yeah never hike in the snow

[@saloz9483]

Im a big fan of Friday the 13th and I wasn't really annoyed by this remake like others. I thought it was ok.

[@relativeparadox9567]

Thi si one of my favourite F13.

[@danmount9462]

Shot in Virtual Boy Vision? Cue the Nerd

[@XardionZ]

Well, the madman did it: Brad has finally reviewed all of the Friday the 13th movies, along with ghe Nightmare on Elm Street AND Halloween movies. Can't wait to see what series you tackle next. Perhaps the Hammer Horror Dracula and Frankenstein films? Godzilla films? Well, I'm sure you'll figure out something. *JAIL.*

[@davebooshty299]

7:01 I'm 50 nowadays , and I got to see the move Madman in the theaters for free , I knew a projectionist back then. (:

[@MackGeddon]

So while the Snob sits miserably in front of the TV watching bad movies and jotting down sarcastic remarks, our main man Lloyd sits quietly in the next room, watches a shitty Emergency show and edits out his favourite Wtf scene?? You expect me to believe that??? DAMN RIGHT I believe that, with all my heart!!!!

[@TheTwick]

I don’t see why this cast doesn’t do a remake of Casablanca. They’ve even got Dooley Wilson’s character covered.

[@SoloDoloSpaceman]

4:05 Alice swings the machete to the left. Pamela turns to her left. How anybody missed that during shooting is beyond me.

[@rcrites]

Never noticed.

[@thedude5295]

I feel that not releasing this on Friday was a missed opportunity. Dude. You had the calendar right there.

[@thatguywholovesmovies409]

I've been waiting for this review forever!!

[@gilly25th]

You got to watch the Killer Cut of this movie. Pretty damn good.

[@JTISREBORN]

Travis Van Winkle is playing the same character “Trent Demarco” from the 2007 Transformers movie. So that means this exists in the same universe as Bayformers.

[@robertstuart480]

I saw Michael Bay's "Transformers" multiple times in 2007/2008 and I don't remember a Trent character. Or 95% of the other human characters either.

[@BabysitterSky]

@@robertstuart480 Really? Because they were the focus of 90% of the movie.

[@robertstuart480]

@@BabysitterSky I literally(1) only remember Shia Lewhatshisname, Megan Fox looked at a car motor once I think, and uh...other people I guess did stuff. That movie sucked.

[@taylorhensel4044]

Robert Stuart Don’t front, Shia LaBeouf has been in the news for years now, I guarantee you at the very least know his name lol.

[@robertstuart480]

@@taylorhensel4044 But my response was funnier. The Rule Of Funny supercedes all.

[@keijijohnson9754]

0:55 - Wait, this month’s Friday the 13th is going to considered World Sleep Day? Now that’s a made up holiday I can get with! I tend to sleep the days away anyway.😁

[@reobeem]

Sad that it'll be another 10 years before we get another Friday The 13th movie but there's plenty of memories.

[@darrenmair7390]

I really like this remake much better than rob zombie's Halloween

[@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747]

I like anything better than Rob Zombie's Halloween.

[@robertstuart480]

Rob Zombie's Halloween is one of the worst films ever. It's worse than "The Beast Of Yucca Flats"!

[@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747]

@@robertstuart480 There's only one film worse than Rob Zombie's Halloween... Rob Zombie's Halloween II.

[@KeyBladeMaster-Dan]

That's kinda like saying solid shit is better than diarrhea technically true but they're both still shit and very unpleasant

[@justinjanicki6561]

What’s sad is I believe Rob Zombie would have done much better if he remade Friday the 13th rather than Halloween. The Michael actor is the perfect size for Jason. I think having a Zombie condensed remake of the first three movies would be fun and entertaining. And if it sucks, couldn’t be worse than Part 8 or 9

[@nightskyarchitect]

I like to imagine that this movie and Transformers take place in the same universe as Van Winkle's character is called Trent in both movies

[@taylorhensel4044]

It does technically. Michael Bay's production company Platinum Dunes released F13 '09, and someone said in an interview that they operated under the assumption that Van Winkle was playing the same Trent from "Transformers," just in an R-rated film.

[@michaelkeppy8907]

Clicked this video so fast the phone flew out of my hand like jason throwing a camper through a window.

[@nathandoty8079]

Been waiting for This one for looooong time!

[@davebooshty299]

18:01 How is his mask on the Underwater ground AND also still on him as he jumps up to last second attack too?