Friday the 13th - The Cinema Snob

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[@rossmallo]

"How are we going to play Monopoly, there isn't a Mcdonalds around for miles!" I laughed way too hard at that line.

[@lalorock95]

rossmallo i dont get the joke...explain me please :/

[@rossmallo]

There is an extremely frequent Monopoly-themed promotion at Mcdonalds, involving little stickers on the sides of your drinks/food boxes, which you stick onto a monopoly board.

[@rhett8819]

rossmallo the follow up was great too.

[@FreneticZetetic]

I love watching people whom haven’t seen the first Friday the 13th jump at that ending. It never gets old.

[@mrsuns10]

I found it funny not scary

[@FreneticZetetic]

@@mrsuns10 9:43 I'm crying laughing

[@loneboy1237]

Cinema Snob: "That's incredibly offensive towards white guys who love racial stereotypes" LOL

[@destinybondgaming6837]

"you broke the screen! thats gonna be 30 years of bad movies" i laughed way too hard

[@50percentGrey]

And it's consistent with the concept of bad luck, which "the actual Friday the 13th" is all about.

[@gabrielmontreuil]

When are they gonna make a Freddy Vs Jason with Johny Deep and Kevin Bacon?

[@TheLowBrassDude]

Oh what I wouldn't do to see that movie.

[@BulletTooth504]

I can picture Bacon taking on the role of Freddy. Depp playing Jason? No. All I can picture is Edward Scissorhands, only wearing wearing a mask and a lot more stab-happy.

[@RockerMicke1]

R.I.P. betsy palmer T_T

[@gregorymelissinos6109]

The world's first superhero from New Jersey. Is it Batman? No he is from Gotham City. Gotham City was recently established to be in New Jersey. IT IS NOT BATMAN!

[@jeffk.9075]

His opening before the title card is Hollywood and its moviegoers today.

[@erikbrenzen3271]

What a day for a cinema snob binge.

[@ITSMeatMan]

Dude you made a party cop reference from cabin fever but didn’t talk about the “bad water”?

[@NatLaS]

7:06 Did she seriously fall 3 TIMES in less than one minute and 6ft?!

[@mrmonty86]

Am I the only one who wanted to see Jason and Angela team up in a movie?

[@jaguar4u2012]

3:45 the present is neither 2013 its 2018!!!

[@pensacolian211]

I love Friday the 13th, and the score as well, but the music is very similar to Psycho.

[@culwin]

Hey I didn't know Jason was the killer. Thanks for the spoiler!!

[@kenetickups6146]

WARNING SPOILIOPS LOTS AND LOTS OF SPOILIOPS

[@Operation_Bagel]

Except the mom is the killer

[@ericp.2879]

@@Operation_Bagel Everyone knows Jason is the killer. Stop spreading fake news.

[@loganmosher5935]

@@ericp.2879 Watch The First Movie You Will

[@Ayden_B]

I’ll be honest: this movie is kinda lame, especially compared to other slashers that would come out later (Nightmare on Elm Street, Sleepaway camp). For me, the best part of the movie is Tom Savinis effects, which are incredible

[@thepickles8833]

I love the thought of crazy old Ralph exclaiming "Im Gonna Wreck It"

[@Mitwadus]

Angela's a Boy!

[@randalgraves6979]

That’s a DICK!!!!!

[@tultsi93]

He's Wreck-it Ralph?

[@louisduarte8763]

But who will Fix-It?

[@bromodragone8405]

14:06 "No! No! You put the issue to bed or you bury the hatchet. You don't put the hatchet to bed. That just doesn't make sense." - Decker Shado

[@lovelysan]

Pretty gross that Siskel published addresses of people just because he didn't like their film :/ . Never knew that about him before.

[@grantkelly8696]

Jack Rose Presents Modern Classics Entertainment Exactly. And that was just a twitter profile. Words from people you don't even know can't hurt you. Meanwhile overrated Ebert actually revealed the address that people could easily go to and possibly hurt or even worse kill the person at the address.

[@Jeffrey314159]

He was always a leftwing a$$hole

[@Never_heart]

People have said the same about Lovecraft and Poe in their time, horror more so than other fiction is often about pushing the envelope since intense negative emotions are the end goal.

[@Jeffrey314159]

By that implication, Horror, and its off-shoot genre Science Fiction, are the most hatemongering of genres - - - - - -?

[@Never_heart]

Jeffrey314159 Ya they tend to be targetted. Horror has proven to me that no topic is inherently taboo, it simply depends how it is handled.

[@mellowyellow6572]

I went to the Boy Scout camp where this was filmed. They used to have a Friday The 13th museum, but the owners don't want the camp associated with the movie, so the only thing left is the Camp Crystal Lake sign near the trading post.

[@X-Cactus]

+Dan Abnormal That's a cool fun fact, thanks for sharing. The owners though, are morons. They could potentially get more kids coming if they didn't hide it.

[@dx1450]

I agree that the camp owners are morons, since they could have made a bunch of money with a Friday the 13th museum.

[@thatguyontheright1]

@@dx1450 Honestly, it's a good idea not to specifically advertise it. What parent is going to send their kid to a camp used to film a movie 40 years ago?

[@dx1450]

@@thatguyontheright1 I don't mean running the place as an actual camp, but opening a museum showing where the movie was filmed, and showing off props from all the movies. That kind of stuff.

[@mellowyellow6572]

@@dx1450 It's a wonderful camp though. The best BSA camps are the ones that give you a real sense of comradery with the staff.

[@jasonjermakow6464]

On an entirely anecdotal note, Adrienne King is superfuckingcool. Outside of Kane Hodder, she's probably the most appreciative of her fans and her reputation with the franchise and its fans. If you ever have the inclination, I think you'd have a very interesting chat with her, Brad.

[@bean_bttf3]

“Is that a Super Bowl ring? The killer must be Ray Finkle!” Love the Ace Ventura reference 😌

[@jasonjones7451]

I laughed my ass off when he said that shit....

[@ianfindly3257]

Reviewers of these Friday flicks make allot out of how the sexually active people typically get snuffed while the more celibate female main protagonist typically survives and even fells the killer, but I always thought THAT was just because the latter was more ALERT - which, if you think about it, would be plausible. Some of the filmmakers have even STATED THIS in interviews.

[@jimmyboots2096]

Reminds me of how drunk college guys start fights and lose them, because they are drunk.

[@coleslaw1196]

Perhaps the SCRIPT WRITER of these Friday the 13th movies is secretly a Christian?

[@dragoninthewest1]

It's important to keep in mind that this was made near the beginning of the satanic panic and anything not considered good Christian fun was considered evil. There was also a lot of residual of the Hays code mindset in Hollywood. I also think having the virtuous girl survive was the only way that they'd get away with having all that splatter

[@ianfindly3257]

@@dragoninthewest1 I didn't get the impression that the heroin in THIS movie was particularly PRUDISH herself. I mean she participates in a game of "Stripp Poker" and she has a BOYFRIEND (the male character with the curly hair, moustache, and glasses), and while they aren't shown in bed together (like some of the other young counselors) its seemingly implied that they do have an intimate affair. So, not exactly what some right-wing religious puritan would call "virtuous".

[@chrisredfield3607]

In reading, one should notice and fondle details. There is nothing wrong about the moonshine of generalization when it comes after the sunny trifles of the book have been lovingly collected. If one begins with a readymade generalization, one begins at the wrong end and travels away from the book before one has started to understand it. Nothing is more boring or more unfair to the author than starting to read, say, Madame Bovary, with the preconceived notion that it is a denunciation of the bourgeoisie. We should always remember that the work of art is invariably the creation of a new world, so that the first thing we should do is to study that new world as closely as possible, approaching it as something brand new, having no obvious connection with the worlds we already know. When this new world has been closely studied, then and only then let us examine its links with other worlds, other branches of knowledge. - Nabokov's Lectures on Literature All bad film criticism happens because people don't follow this rule.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

I can see why Ned was the first to die in the camp grounds. He joked about drowning. Granted he didn't know about the Jason story, but Pamela probably took that personal.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@Tom Ffrench actually it might have been. The entire first movie, slasher stuff aside, was often played off like a murder mystery. For example mrs. Voorhees and Steve Christie, Drive the same kind of car. When we see it during one of her kills, and then see Christy driving his, we almost think he's the Killer.

[@FreneticZetetic]

I never ever thought about it like that, good catch!

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@@FreneticZetetic Thanks.

[@Wotsinyourbag3]

I cant stop watching these Cinema snob movies and i have things to do!! 😂😂

[@maureencolleen5586]

Wotsin Yourba

[@nucavenged]

“This looks nothing like 2013!” Oh, 2013, how I long for thee. I didn’t appreciate you when I had you, if only I would have known

[@ginnrollins211]

Crazy Ralph: You're all doomed Bender: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

[@RandallFrequentFlyerFlagg]

"I don't wanna Iran-Contradict myself." Ingenious.

[@Horzuhammer]

Dude.. You literally broke me when you said the killer is Ray Finkle.

[@Jo_Jo_Valentín]

r.i.p. Betsy Palmer.

[@patrickshields5251]

I think she's choking Gene Siskel in the heavens. And that's coming from a guy who actually loves Siskel and Ebert.

[@RainbowRoadCrashTest]

@@patrickshields5251 For him to dox her. I have to admit, it's a dick move. Not gonna lie.

[@calibanxpable]

A total icon in film.

[@KlassicKolt5612]

"Your tongue is like an arrow piercing through my throat!" I laughed so hard at that line. 😂

[@BulletTooth504]

It wasn't until I watched this video for, like, the third time that I finally got the "Whites Only signs" joke. Thought it was referring to laundry.

[@dragoninthewest1]

My favorite BTS fact about this film: Betsy Palmer (Mrs. Voorhees) was smoking a lot of weed (that she grew) on the set. Her being baked added a kind of dreamy quality to her character's psychopathy.

[@deathoftheendless]

Oh damn, I thought the 3rd one was the first film in the series to establish that Crystal Lake was in New Jersey but I guess it was this one. The cemetery sign says Hope NJ.

[@PictureProductStudio]

I like "Friday the 13th". I am a slasher movie fan more or less, enjoying a lot of them despite numerous flaws, but this film and franchise was particularly lucky to be good.

[@LiveNiceness14]

Freaking thank you. Slashers are so much better. I’m sick of ghost possession movies. Real talk when you visit a real haunted house and SEE actual ghosts; Movies like Insidious and Paranormal Activity are suddenly less scary.

[@emilymatthews2990]

Slashers made me appreciate all kind of horrors.

[@Greeny83]

I always appreciate a good Ace Ventura reference.

[@deathoftheendless]

RIP Betsy Palmer. :(

[@PictureProductStudio]

+Animation King#1 It pretty much is. For years fans waited for her to appear at least in one last cameo as Pamela and now there is no chance.

[@erhiueQWEF]

+PictureProductStudio well she WAS supposed to reprise the role for the 1st scene in Freddy Vs Jason but she had pneumonia during filming and couldn't do it.

[@PictureProductStudio]

+AndytheKid They also tried to get her for "Jason X" but she thought payment was not enough... :(

[@Ultimus31]

Wait, is strip monopoly even a thing? Google will know. *Oh of course it's a thing.*

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

There is a strip version of every game

[@randalgraves6979]

Strip Nintendo, strip PlayStation?

[@maxcorben5274]

Randal Graves those are game systems

[@randalgraves6979]

No fuckin shit? 🤨

[@joannenelson3523]

Actually, this is the first episode where I noticed the Cinema Snob not wearing any shoes and is just bare footed, the next I saw was on this title card for The Oogieloves

[@MagnetoWasRight1000]

Angela is a boy!

[@rogermeadowstaylor3256]

Uh um

[@rogermeadowstaylor3256]

Yeeeeaaaaah

[@bonineto9638]

The Christine joke was totally obscure. And I'm embarassed to have understood it.

[@brycevo]

Camp Blood? Sounds like a goth camp (if those existed)

[@backforblood3421]

6:46 Funny you should mention that, because the texture of the jack-o-lantern on the Halloween poster far more closely resembles that of a pancreas than that of a pumpkin.

[@dragonstoy7649]

"He's off to tell the same thing to Alfred Packer." This made me laugh. The first time I watched Cannibal! The Musical, I said out loud "Wasn't that the same guy from Friday the 13th?"

[@53DAXX]

Much as your hilarious asides are bang on for this '80's horror classic, there is something about FRIDAY THE 13TH that resonates today- and I don't know what it is...

[@mikigirl18]

Betsy Palmer was really pretty for her age back then. I can't guess how old she really was at the time, but yeah.

[@enlightenednormie242]

Right!? It's not like there's a thing called google or anything, am I right!?

[@jimmyboots2096]

I respectfully disagree.

[@HEYitzED]

From what I heard she was the sweetest lady.

[@kadejito1]

According to Ann Rule's book on Ted Bundy, he was "devastated" for a week after watching this movie. I wonder if he saw this film and thought to himself, "I could do SO much better."

[@BulletTooth504]

Bundy probably thought, "Damn, that looks really fun! Wish I would have thought of doing something like this back before I was arrested."

[@chrisredfield3607]

@@BulletTooth504 The Florida sorority house attack was pretty close.

[@jean-francoislabelle6489]

We NEED more ''Cowardly Cinema Snob's tips for children"". :)

[@ereagan4]

“Angela’s a boy!” 🤣

[@SirChubbyBunny]

7:40 - No Creepshow 2 reference? I'm disappointed in you, Snob.

[@RobAGabor]

I just watched The Toxic Avenger for the first time, so now I have to watch all of the Snob's reviews where he references that film.

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Wild that Brad recorded this 5 years ago and it still holds up.

[@siegmund87]

Is it just me, or does Kevin Bacon look a lot like Axl Rose... When Axl was younger anyways.

[@gameroftheyear1000]

No hair is not as long and not as ugly lol

[@gameroftheyear1000]

..............Yeah lol youre actually right about that, and even then the guy could actually feel pain lol, like when Ginny kicked him in the balls, you could tell the acting was real lol, miss that formula when he winced in pain when he got hurt

[@robk.6591]

10:34 Kevin Bacon jumpscare

[@samuelbarber6177]

I’m starting to feel like quality of a horror/slasher film is directly proportional to how small the budget is.

[@Fanimati0n]

To be fair, the 1st and 2nd movies weren't that bad. It started getting silly around the 3rd movie.

[@gameroftheyear1000]

No part 5 I think is where you're going with this lol

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

The Fourth Movie is the best movie, then Six, then one and two. Really, only 5, 8, and the New Line Films are awful, aside from Freddy vs. Jason and maybe Jason X.

[@BrendanJSmith]

Geoffrey Sorkin Part 5 isn’t bad. It has some of the best kills and DEFINITELY the hottest chicks of the series.

[@Chipotleadvisory]

Part 3 has Shelly in it do not disparage the good name of Shelly.

[@deadaccountlol9189]

Part 3 is shitty

[@nooctip]

Betsy Palmer was pretty hot in the 50's . But she always was pinup girl:) And if ya don't get the joke go to 15:18

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

So, does Jason's mom qualify as a 'Karen'?

[@SeekerLancer]

Yeah it's a shameless rip-off of Halloween that decided to double down on the sex and gore but Betsy Palmer was amazing. For someone who didn't like the script she was a consummate professional and acted the hell out of the character. If it wasn't for her I think the movie would just be remembered as an awkward start for the franchise and not a slasher movie classic.

[@veegar9265]

THIS flick is actually more derivative of a 1970 Italian horror flick called Twitch Of the Death Nerve than Halloween.

[@boomstickcritique902]

An Halloween is a rip off of black christmas

[@destroyerblackdragon]

im not sure if this is his demographic but snob should totally review cool cat saves the kids

[@Wyocaster]

+Addison Thompson (Damian Frost) Probably not, Snob generally just does exploitation films. I mean i guess if you REALLY stretch it, cool cat could be considered an exploitation film...but even if you can make the case, its too popular right now and as a cinema snob I doubt that he would do it (not to mention the bullshit that Derek Savage has been unleashing through copyright claims)

[@kenetickups6146]

+Wyocaster well he did do the wow+5ws amd cooc cac saves the kids is vary similer

[@Wyocaster]

John Carver true but that movie was pretty old, although he has been doing some newer movies lately.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

***** it would tottaly fit dvr hell perfectly that should be the next one

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

seeing as many youtubers had their videos copyrigthed i doubth he would upload it on YT

[@PictureProductStudio]

Also, the stand-in for Betsy Baker on whom Snob wondered who it was was probably Tom Savini himself, cause he mostly doubled in killer scenes and POV's. Another probability is Taso N. Stavrakis - he doubled for beheaded Pamela's hands.

[@gamingdemon12]

Taso also had to blow fake blood through a tube when there was a malfunction for Kevin Bacon's death scene (if I remember correctly)

[@iamthatguyfromslipknot1137]

I don't want to Iran contradict myself.. Lol.. I love it great comment..

[@michaeldiaz9999]

You know Snob, every time I watch one of your videos, I keep thinking that I am going to learn how cook crystal meth.

[@Jeffrey314159]

17:50 Wrong, Jason did speak in Friday the 13th: Jason takes Manhatten

[@randalgraves6979]

As a kid. Not an adult

[@jimmyboots2096]

Have you seen my baseball?👀

[@DaManEX1983]

7:37 it would have to be an AFC Championship ring, thank you very much.

[@kabatsky]

10:21 storm? No, that flash indicates that the blast wave will hit you soon, you'd better run and cover.

[@jasonvoorhees310]

That was a real fuckin snake 😳😳😳

[@jemofthe80s18]

Mrs. Voorhees is such a Wes Craven character it isn't even funny, and everything about her makes her my favorite tragic villain. This movie is my favorite of the series for everything about it, except for Ginny not being in it, and the best way to watch it is from 'Monstervision' on Halloween 1998! The first two movies are totally set apart from the rest mainly because they DO seem like Wes made them, namely for Mrs. Voorhees, Ginny, the story, and the atmosphere--and that makes perfect sense because Sean Cunningham and Steve Miner were both involved with 'The Last House on the Left' with him:):)

[@loganmosher5935]

Didn't You Watch Scream? Mrs. Voorhees Is The Killer

[@BurtonGirl64]

That sleep away camp poster tho

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

"Now they're off to have 50's sex...and they're done" LOL I love how Snob goes through the entire '6 degrees' to get to Bacon, when all he literally had to do was utilize 'one degree' and say 'she starred in THIS MOVIE with Kevin Bacon'...then he actually realizes it later...double fun.

[@jamesmorrison2595]

Brad you are awesome!

5:01 The series takes place in New Jersey. I see no one in the series bothered to do a Jersey accent.

[@BulletTooth504]

What does McDonald's have a monopoly on?

[@mrmusickhimself]

BulletTooth504 It's in reference to that Monopoly game they have.

[@BulletTooth504]

thatonedrewguy Thanks for clearing that up. I'm more of a Wendy's and Hardee's guy.

[@deadaccountlol9189]

They're everywhere, that's the joke

[@trevorsnell3344]

14:40 and plus being that this was filmed in New Jersey, there’s your answer for ya 😅

[@CasaiAgicap]

Jason is hardly the first superhero from New Jersey, how can we forget the greatest superhero of them all Paul Blart: Mall Cop

[@nickhall5766]

I thought it was the toxic avenger?

[@LoganSewell83]

Tony Soprano?

[@richardrodgers9414]

If u pause the part before Ned truns the corner you can get a clear shot of pamala

[@jigmeoser]

I agree with the stinger. "You are an American Original."

[@donaldpetkus1637]

“To be fair, he was a better Tonto than Johnny Dep-.”

[@monkadelic13]

and this movie was made in the 70's!

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

+monkadelic13 Filmed in the 70s, released in May of 1980, which is probably why I said it was released in 1980. And you know I'm playing a movie critic spoof right?

[@monkadelic13]

animation king I was around to see friday the 13th original in the drive inn; as well as star wars on opening night and the exorcist also. So I guess IM just someone living in a bubble in my parents basement; blah fuckin blah....what say you instead?

[@okwhocares]

+Stoned Gremlin Productions Some people don't know what jokes are it's called this generation

[@hoodedman6579]

More crimes happen on full moons in most places, but that's just because it's a giant light in the sky.

[@LucyLioness100]

Also saw Betsy on the original “Password” with Al Ludden; she was opposite baby face Joel Grey (right around the time he was in ‘Cabaret’). Mom and I were like “wha? This is cool”

[@zetetick395]

I know it's a 'classic' but that kid J comin out of the water at the end makes NOOOO fkn sense.

[@enlightenednormie242]

It's a slasher movie! It's not supposed to make sense, it just needs to retain the Shock Value.

[@donovandavis9472]

Texas chainsaw massacre Halloween 2 films full of dead teenagers that came out before Friday the 13th Plus Black Christmas Hills have eyes(no dead teens but still slasher to me) Last house on the left

[@gamingdemon12]

Strip Monopoly? So instead of paying rent, you pay up your clothes? It would be a short game then

[@gameroftheyear1000]

Well let’s run down the list. Let’s assume best case scenario. -undershirt -top shirt -pants -belt -two socks -two shoes -jewelry -underwear -bras -glasses -wristbands I guess it’s all dependent on the person haha with enough people like 4-5 people and I’m sure everyone will be getting clothes back and losing them every other turn so the game would go on for a while.

[@ZigealFaust]

I read about the Iran-Contra Wars ONCE and that joke still was gutbustingly funny.

[@Dendarang]

3:45 great thing about this joke is that it gets worse every year.

[@markusniepmann4804]

Jason rulez forever and his Mother rulez forever 🔨🔨🔨👀🤘😃👍 greetings from Hamburg Germany

[@enlightenednormie242]

Do you like the Violent Shit Movies?

[@a.jlewissonicski5278]

@@enlightenednormie242or Zombie 90: Extreme Pestilence?

[@Parasiteve]

the part where the storm starts and the "lightning" shows on bacons face is like the WORST lightning effect ive ever seen. it was just a flashlight turning on then off lol

[@gamingdemon12]

I'm glad I found this channel, I should've found it much earlier

[@danethanor]

I think Betsy Palmer should have won a oscar for Friday the 13th.

[@HylianFox3]

No snakes were harmed in the making of this movie, right?

[@TheRealNormanBates]

13:05 oh man..that lemon and lime comment was quite amusing. I laughed probably more than I should have.

[@turnmeondeadman4221]

Prime cinema snob . Love these

[@TheGoodLad89]

"Angela's a Boy" 🤣

[@unclemurphy5232]

Not be rude but it's ki ki ki ma ma ma

[@BulletTooth504]

If that's the case, maybe they should've made it actually sound that way.

[@theinternetjerk9597]

This is my third favorite CS episode. My god Brad was 100% on for this one.

[@OrangeElixir]

Hmm...this movie made campers' cabins look like P.O.W.s were sleeping in them, and it was vice versa with Hogan's Heroes.

[@thatfockinfellasharp241]

This movie review looks nothing like 2020!

[@fshglskjfhglskjhfg]

Fun Fact: This movie is part of one of Brad's "6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon" connections.